G-Pap Demands Referendum To Rescue Plan, Seems Set To Throw In The Towel

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Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:09 | 1829132 TraderMark
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meanwhile back in the United States of Corporations, Spiegel Online (Germany) looks at if America has Become an Oligarchy (yes!)

 

http://www.fundmymutualfund.com/2011/10/spiegel-has-america-become-oligarchy.html

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:13 | 1829149 ratso
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Turns out that there are lies, damn lies, accounting lies and the worst of all - Greek lies.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:19 | 1829188 slaughterer
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G-Pap just got his ass "saved" and now he wants to put the decision up for referendum?  This is trully getting more absurd with every day.  If only Jonathan Swift were alive today. 

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:24 | 1829218 DoChenRollingBearing
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I have been running the popcorn machine pretty hard now for months.  Looks like I will have to buy a new one...

And this time, popcorn in bulk!

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:39 | 1829277 Commander Cody
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Easy on the salt.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:39 | 1829279 JohnG
Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:55 | 1829344 FinHits
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Papcorn? 

I am pleased, I hope the Greeks vote the rescue package down and declare their exit from Eurozone. Then the whole Euro-prison can collapse and national currencies and national responsibilities can be re-established over the current leeching system.

It won't be fun for the Southern Europe, though, or to the banks and investors who have invested there. Better put your Euro investments in Northern European countries now.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 15:26 | 1829370 TruthInSunshine
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My Big Fat Greek/Italian/Spanish/Portugese/Irish/French haircuts.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 16:00 | 1829588 FinHits
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Or Eurodebts converted to devalued domestic currencies.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:24 | 1829221 Ahmeexnal
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GRIECHENLAND ANSCHLUSS!!!

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:52 | 1829321 CompassionateFascist
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And in France:  Maginot Line re-activated, and crash re-forestation project in the Ardennes.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:53 | 1829336 peekcrackers
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OPA!  PAPANDREOU.. jack ass

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:55 | 1829347 He_Who Carried ...
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Who would want to run that shithole? The Germans? lol

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 15:10 | 1829241 Divided States ...
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Yeah G-spot probably got death threats and finally realizes that he better do what the people wants, not what the bankers want.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 15:23 | 1829436 disabledvet
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Which ones? The German or Greek ones?

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 15:20 | 1829422 Milestones
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I think I'd go with Rabelais; this is getting Gargantuan.     Milestones

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 19:45 | 1830113 Buck Johnson
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I think he found out how much he is giving up by taking their plan.  He wants the people to say F it and default pure and simple.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:54 | 1829340 He_Who Carried ...
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'You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' !!

Good riddance, Greece.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 15:20 | 1829423 Au Shucks
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nice tits, but not so sure on the comment

your analogy fails me... leading a horse to water is to lead a horse to sustainability.  leading greece to accept another bailout is to lead greece to death.  how do the two compare? 

Will you say good riddance when Portugal, Ireland, Spain and Italy follow suit?  They will you know as there is no alternative short of total debt jubilee

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 15:26 | 1829445 He_Who Carried ...
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Absolutely, baghead. Let them go, if they wish to do so. Why would anybody throw more money after these...? It would lead to a painful decade but it will also be very cleansing.

I for one produce enough milk to stay afloat...!

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 15:26 | 1829448 Joe Sixpack
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Much like Socrates, the horse was lead to drink hemlock. Turning and running may not have been a bad idea.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 15:29 | 1829455 He_Who Carried ...
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Yes, if they want to keep their various PONZIs running, they better do it in Olives, Ouzo and Drachma than playin' with hard money... I'd say gogogo, but I fear Merkozy will come up with some new accounting trick...

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 19:41 | 1830108 MS7
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G-Pap was born in the good ole USA (Minnesota). He was educated in the USA. His mother is American, not Greek. He seems to think in English, as it is often noted that he makes mistakes when speaking Greek. So I would say his lies, and I believe there have been plenty, are grade A American.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:17 | 1829173 Akrunner907
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Referendum vote held = austerity fails = Greece declares bankruptcy = All major banks collapse = economy goes down = local barter economy surfaces

 

YEAH!!!  Let's get it on!

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:19 | 1829186 mckee
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Good thing I know how to make cheese.... stuff will be like gold!!

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:23 | 1829216 Poule Mouillee
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Escpecially if it's got ELECTROLYTES!!

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:34 | 1829261 astartes09
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Its got what Greeks crave

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:52 | 1829333 Stax Edwards
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HaHa Yes!

 

The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 15:17 | 1829413 edotabin
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My favorite movie! 

" Do sumthin smart!"

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:24 | 1829222 Biosci
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My girlfriend is pretty good at churning butter, but I have no useful skills.

 

(I might be overcaffeinated this morning)

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:29 | 1829237 Ahmeexnal
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Not a very hygienic GF. 

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:57 | 1829354 youngman
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Mine juices grapes pretty well...with her feet of course

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 17:52 | 1829847 Sunshine n Lollipops
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Good thing I know how to make cheese.... stuff will be like gold!!

 

Are you hiring? I can cut the stuff like a champ.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:32 | 1829253 DogSlime
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YEAH!!!  Let's get it on!

 

LIKE DONKEY KONG!

...so glad I don't have kids.  An ugly world awaits them.

Brace for impact, perhaps - looks like this might FINALLY be it.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:57 | 1829353 Sequitur
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I second this. My chick wanted to have kids. I told her to look around at this grossly overpopulated shithole of a planet, and asked, "are you fucking crazy"?

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 15:02 | 1829365 Taterboy
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Planet"s not going to be overpopulated for long. Once people start viewing other people as a food source.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 16:02 | 1829595 Shitters_Full
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Soylent Greek!

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 15:10 | 1829383 nonclaim
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She will be happy to overpopulate the world with somebody else... you determination is a non-sequitur.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 17:52 | 1829856 Dave Thomas
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Problem is, most smart, kind people think like this, leaving the world to be populated with tons of half wits and sociopaths.

Beat up your significant others uterus, and make the world a better place.

 

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:56 | 1829351 plantigrade
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... = markets go up (?)

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 15:09 | 1829380 rosex229
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the markets seem to be assuming this is purely political rhetoric, but if it ends up being substantive its huge. he wouldn't leave this decision in the hands of the citizens who are sure to vote no unless he had a plan for negotiating a larger haircut. i then wonder how far they can go before this default... i mean haircut is no longer voluntary.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 19:44 | 1830111 MS7
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I think I will trust the markets on this one. He may just be buying time-- All the other parties in Parliament have been calling for early elections. A referendum, and a postponement of it, and further postponement of it, will give him plenty of time to sell what is left of Greece.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 15:10 | 1829384 HelluvaEngineer
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Bloomberg radio just said the DOW was up 150 pts.  <rolleyes />

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:10 | 1829133 GeneMarchbanks
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'It's not my fault' - GPap.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:19 | 1829184 Unprepared
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Better ... "Wasn't me" (a la Ali G)

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:22 | 1829209 Mike2756
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But i didn't do anything!

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 15:13 | 1829391 Nascent_Variable
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I swear to God, Angie, if you tell me to suck your dick one more time, I'm quitting and taking the whole damn thing down with me.

- G'Pap

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 15:30 | 1829458 Joe Sixpack
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'It's not my fault' - GPap., 2011

 

'It's not my fault' - Obama., 2009

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 15:48 | 1829535 Canuckistan Al
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A real G-Pap smear campaign if I ever saw one.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:10 | 1829134 gojam
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Bout time !!

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