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G-Pap Speaks - Live And In English

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Tired of G-Pap not making any sense in Greek? Here he is sumlcast with English translation... and still making just as little sense.

 

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Fri, 11/04/2011 - 17:24 | 1846616 NOTW777
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wheres the teleprompter

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 17:41 | 1846663 Rakshas
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Alternate Greek National anthem??

 

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpn8MANhdLU

 

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 18:04 | 1846737 Zero Govt
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Where's the teleprompter?

...all down in Cannes ...squestered by Presidential Order, Bumma needs them, he's not half the man without 'em

Sat, 11/05/2011 - 04:43 | 1848090 AldousHuxley
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His paternal grandfather, the elder George Papandreou, was 3 times Prime Minister of Greece.

 

Political bullshitting is in his blood.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 18:17 | 1846777 Doña K
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The alternate Greek national anthem is Billy Holiday's "lover come back to me" with the lyrics changed to "Lover back up to me.)

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 18:21 | 1846788 Doña K
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When he was first elected G-Pap was exaulted as a Greek god. Now he is just a God-damn Greek

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 19:27 | 1846969 knukles
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Fucker speaks English?
Been bullshittin' us all along!

Sat, 11/05/2011 - 04:41 | 1848088 AldousHuxley
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His paternal grandfather, the elder George Papandreou, was 3 times Prime Minister of Greece.

He was born George Jeffrey Papandreou in Saint Paul, Minnesota, United States, where his father, Andreas Papandreou, held a university post. His mother is American-born Margaret Papandreou, née Chant. He has a Bachelor of Arts degree in sociology from Amherst and a ?aster's degree in sociology from the London School of Economics. (bankster sympathizer)

 

of course he speaks English. He is a US CITIZEN.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 17:25 | 1846618 bgilliam83
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hes very manly man he can pump his multi day load down my throat I wouldn't mind....

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 17:34 | 1846645 Comay Mierda
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Damn I thought I was fucked up

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 17:53 | 1846697 Gene Parmesan
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There's always someone crazier out there.

On the bright side, "multi day load" is a good phrase to keep in one's pocket and roll out in the right company and context. Unfortunately I think he only got the company right here, not the context.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 22:28 | 1847536 AldousHuxley
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here is a video of multi day load in a public mall by crazy illegal alien....from the backside...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBjiY56plus&feature=related

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 22:34 | 1847551 AldousHuxley
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In Asia, even the handicapped are crazy.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkkT2tII_GI&feature=related

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 21:51 | 1846710 TruthInSunshine
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My Greek is rusty and based on Google Translate, but here goes:

 

Ehhh...."Late last night".....something about a doorbell and "man with no neck"....."I don't need to have family threatened?"...or "taken on vacation?"....something about "calamari".....he never said they would "print own money"....claims Greece loves the ECB..."give me life not liberty?"

..."He is a jelly donut?"

 

Now he is saying to watch him while he tweets:

#Rothschild Family > Tebow

???

 

It's all very confusing.

 

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 17:27 | 1846624 Piranhanoia
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Ich bin ein photenhauer undt mine namen ist Fritz. Raus Scheiskopfs, Raus

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 17:34 | 1846646 faustian bargain
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They should just spray some Windex on all that debt.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 17:47 | 1846680 AldousHuxley
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why use Windex when your country is surrounded by blue waters of the Mediterranean.

 

 

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 17:36 | 1846650 Piranhanoia
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@LeslieMidnight 

tweets: #Greek vote timed to come after all exchanges closed so traders in EU have all weekend to drink absinthe and tear their hair out

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 17:36 | 1846651 NOTW777
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he s blaming the prior admin. - its Bush's fault

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 17:39 | 1846659 youngman
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and the Winner is????????? This truly is better than the Acadamy Awards...with better jokes too

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 18:19 | 1846779 Zero Govt
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the jokes are coming thick and fast ...Govt policy doesn't last one lunchtime to another round here anymore!

meanwhile the Eurozone Financial Suicide Fund is aiming for €1 Trillion but is struggling to get bidders for even its first €3bn!!

...only €997,000,000,000.00 to go boys, wake us up in 2250 when you get there!!!

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 17:43 | 1846669 mynhair
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Just vote, dammit!

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 17:43 | 1846671 AldousHuxley
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They (German capitalists) let us into Euro so they can sellout their young German workers by hiring us Greeks at cheaper wages, but they found out we don't like to work that much, so they saved 50% on labor costs for 25% of German productivity. Hahahaha.

Of course we spent all of the Euro on partying on Greek isles with rich capitalists, but then that German lady caught us and now wants to push some austerity business. We told them that we will work harder producing Greek olive oil, but they had to give us more money from their tax payers. They have these printers that just prints money, so that's no problem.

I also managed to erase half of our credit card debt, so we are half way there. I tried to get some money from American tax payers but their bank MF Global gave money away to some other parasites...

Next up, I will try to sell some timeshares of our Mykonos island getaway to Chinese slave owners.

 

 

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 17:48 | 1846677 Gene Parmesan
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One of our biggest problems is that all too often we, as a society, assume that our political leaders are capable and intelligent instead of seeing them for what they really are, which is nothing more than a bunch of greedy, power-hungry egomaniacs with no connection to or concern for their constituents. There are of course exceptions, but most of these people are the obnoxious people you knew in school who ran for class office. They have no problem putting their name on a list of false promises, and they won't hesitate to hit up a friend or corporation for a political donation, understanding that the donor will be "owed one" in return.

Sat, 11/05/2011 - 04:46 | 1848092 AldousHuxley
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In Greece they know that GPap's family is a political DYNASTY

His paternal grandfather, the elder George Papandreou, was 3 times Prime Minister of Greece.

 

If we had Hillary Cliton as President then US also had a DYNASTY of sorts split between two families for nearly last 3 decades:

Bush

Clinton

Clinton

Bush

Bush

Clinton

 

 

Good thing the Bushes, Clintons, Obamas all had daughters (too soft to kill) to have hope of ending the political dynasty into generations....

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 17:46 | 1846678 fonestar
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Funny to see what political naysayers have always known to be true.  Politicians are used to fudging and lying their way through life and into positions of power.  The same bland, meaningless speech does not work on markets and those in the know.  You almost feel bad for these guys trying their only practiced bluffs and failing miserably.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 17:46 | 1846679 navy62802
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These people really go all out to avoid doing shit while the markets are still open. G-Pap is giving this speech at freaking midnight ... it's almost midnight in Athens right now!

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 18:02 | 1846728 Mutatto
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eh, that's an old Ried/Pelosi health care overhaul tactic.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 17:49 | 1846691 Lord Welligton
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Representative Democracy -

A system of government where those elected to represent the people turn on the people.

 

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 17:51 | 1846696 YesWeKahn
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Referendum officially off, democracy off, people's voice off. Sarcozy will decide what greek people should do, shut up,, go do some real work you lazy greek!

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 18:33 | 1846818 Doña K
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The French banks already gave G-Pap the ultimatum. It will be costlier and more painful to default as you would need more arms to defend against Turkey. Turkey can't wait to invade Greece.

Advice to the Greeks. Wait until Italy defaults first. Greece can be saved for a little longer. Italy cannot.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 22:29 | 1847540 AldousHuxley
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yes...cause French bank's loans are on the line.

 

just default Greeks and be done with it.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 17:53 | 1846699 Dick Darlington
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Everybody waits to see how shuffling the deck chairs and seating the exactly same people on different chairs is supposed to solve all Greece's problems (like one of the two unelected "presidents", Barroso, told us today. No, really)

In the meanwhile the run on the greek banks which according to Jabba the Hut are "absolutely secure" is intensifying.

http://www.ekathimerini.com/4dcgi/_w_articles_wsite2_28081_03/11/2011_41...

 

P.S. If you have chewing gum in your hair, the only way to get it off is to clip it. If ya know what i mean...

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 17:53 | 1846700 Lord Welligton
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God but he talks an awful lot of Socialist bullshit.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 17:57 | 1846714 mynhair
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Funny how Socialists do that.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 17:58 | 1846717 mynhair
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Bastard Eurotards!  Show the vote!

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 18:03 | 1846733 catacl1sm
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He just looks like a turd burgler.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 18:31 | 1846819 Georgesblog
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Nothing about debt crisis can make any sense. It requires real money to make real sense. Fiat currencies are crippled PIIGS, trying to walk across a hillside.

http://georgesblogforum.wordpress.com/2011/11/02/the-daily-climb-2/


Fri, 11/04/2011 - 21:20 | 1847259 YesWeKahn
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I am sure that these lazy europeans won't do anything during the weekend.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 06:28 | 1859936 nickadam
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