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Death Watch: Circuit City Liquidates
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/16/2009 17:30 -0400
Circuit City will not pass go on its way to the garbage heap. Despite rumors that it had found outright buyers for its stores, including such PE companies as Golden Gate Capital and Ricardo Salinas Pliego, Circuit City today filed a notice in bankruptcy court that it has hired liquidators and is unable to reach a pact with creditors.
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Inter Milan Coach Telling Head Striker He Is Fat
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/16/2009 21:50 -0400
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Risk-Free Profit Idea: Follow Up
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/18/2009 03:48 -0400As our contango idea from a few days ago has caught some media attention we wanted to make some elaborations. The premise for that post was to show that based on 10 minutes of google searching and some DIY supplies, one can exploit the contango. If one is industrious enough, one could probably circumvent or cover the transportation, insurance and labor costs and still be at a profit. For industrial-grade profits however, Stamford, CT may not be the best location.
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Dick Bove Angry, Takes It Out on Citi Again
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/19/2009 21:25 -0400
Ladenburg analyst Dick Bove (who understandably underestimated the stupidity of the Treasury and on Sept. 12 stated his belief that "Banc of America will win the auction for Lehman Brothers.") has just whacked his target price for Citi from $14 to $6, and is projecting a 2009 loss of ($1.45), a whole buck lower than consensus estimates.
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Bank of America Can Only Drop Another $5.94...
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 15:54 -0400...Before it hits $0
17% down today. What is over/under days until Ken Lewis' resignation. We say 10
*******UPDATE********
$5.65 to zero now
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Nortel Upping The Suspense To Fever Pitch
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 22:11 -0400
Our readers at Reuters picked up today where we left off yesterday, and apparently had more luck in getting through to someone at the company than just the switchboard...However, not much information was gleaned: "It is our policy to not
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Breaking News: Sam Israel's GF Charged with Introducing Contraband in Jail
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 17:14 -0400Does anyone even watch daytime soaps anymore? CNBC reporting... More to come
********** UPDATE ***********
Bloomberg reports Debbie Ryan, girlfriend of Sam, is pleading not guilty in helping him escape. She entered her plea before Magistrate Judge Lisa Margaret Smith at federal court in White Plains. Turns out she had been arrested January 9th. She is barred from any contact with Sam and is out on $75,000 bail. She faces a 10 year prison sentence if convicted.
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Despite Huge Cash Hoard, Potential DIP Lenders Say Throw To Lions
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2009 15:45 -0400
According the the Globe and Mail, the main reason Nortel decided to file for bankruptcy was Lazard's pathetic inability to raise even a dollar of Debtor In Possession financing....
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Death Watch Update: Fried Green Tomatoes Fried
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2009 21:31 -0400
Death Watch candidate, greenhouse tomato producer and employer of illegal immigrants, Eurofresh Farms, does not disappoint.
Breaking News: This is Your New Morgan Stanley Smith Barney Broker Calling
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 22:52 -0400Summary as disclosed in C press release:
- More than 20,000 high-quality financial advisors;
- $1.7 trillion in client assets;
- $14.9 billion in pro-forma combined revenues;
- $2.8 billion in pro-forma combined pre-tax profit;
- 6.8 million client households globally – with a strong presence in the critically important
- high-net-worth client segment; and,
- A footprint of more than 1,000 offices around the globe.
Lead -> Gold
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One Down, Few More To Go
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 17:26 -0400Nortel already decided to pull the plug and set Lazard's plan for weekly trips to the slumdens of Toronto in motion.
Next on Deck are the following (di)stressed companies with coupon payments due today (this is not an exhaustive list):
AbitibiBowater - 15.5% Notes due 7/15/2015 and 10.6% Notes due 1/15/2011
Allis-Chalmers - 9.0% Notes due 1/15/2014
Ames True Temper - FRNs due 1/15/2012
Atlantic Broadband - 9.375% Notes due 1/15/2014
Charter Communications - 11.125% Notes due 1/15/2011 and 13.5% Notes due 1/15/2011
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Moody's Lowers JPM to Aa3 from AA2
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2009 16:05 -0400Buffett's cronies finally waking up
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Breaking News: US Airways Plane Has Crash-Landed in Hudson River
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2009 21:44 -0400
Apparently the plane is an Airbus 320 flying from LaGuardia to Charlotte, NC. The plane is semi-submerged in the Hudson River and is "slowly sinking". According to the US Airways website this is flight 1549. Media reports there were 148 passengers and 6 crew members onboard when the plane crash-landed into the river. The plane struck a flock of geese on take off. The crash occurred off of 50th street in Manhattan.
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GM: If Our Cars Keep Sucking, Suckers Keep Paying
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 23:35 -0400
According to GM COO Fritz Henderson, if the worst case scenario that the company has put together which calls for 10.5 million annual car sales (which is higher than recent market data shows for an annualized run-rate around 10 million), then the company will simply have to
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Today is File Bankruptcy for Free, Get an Expensive Advisor in Exchange Day
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 18:14 -0400Just filed Chapter 11 - Gottschalk's and Goody's, both in Delaware...
Many more to come
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