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Gingrich Hypocrisy Full Frontal

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If anyone feels like voting for Newt Gingrich after watching this interview, we only have one question: do whips, chains, and a skin-tight leather outfit await the return from the voting station? Bloomberg's Erik Schatzker reports on his interview with Paul Levy, managing partner at JLL Partners Inc., about a payment made to Newt Gingrich for a speech that "praised" private equity at a JLL annual
meeting two years ago.


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Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:12 | 2076193 Silverballs
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I heard he's a really fun guy to hangout with at the grove that's why he's got my vote

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:13 | 2076197 diogeneslaertius
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Sitting on the global economy's chest is a giant stone owl.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:59 | 2076360 Pladizow
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Politicians and diapers need to be changed often, and for the same reason!

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:22 | 2076421 pupton
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Drudge is running a headline alert that his ex-wife has done a bombshell interview with ABC that is certain to destroy his candidacy.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:28 | 2076440 non_anon
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what's that rattling in the closet?

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 21:23 | 2076547 LetThemEatRand
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Oil pipeline paraphernalia.  At least he consistently supports the oligarchs when it counts.  That's gotta count for something.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 23:25 | 2076872 i-dog
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He's the best politician money can buy ... American exceptionalism at work!

BTW, that clip is such a blatant plug for Romney, and free advertising for Bain Capital, by Bloomberg that we no longer need to guess which candidate the oligarchs support (as if it wasn't already obvious).

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 09:10 | 2077411 kralizec
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Yup, makes sense to me.  Whack all the other candidates one by one, leave Willard as the standard bearer...with or without a Paul 3rd party run Obama wins again...and we can take that last step that sends us into the abyss.

Damn, what a kick-ass plan, eh?!

Dear God, we are a stupid bunch of suicidal primates!

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 21:21 | 2076570 Don Birnam
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Never mind the rattling coming from the closet. It is just Newt taking inventory of his party favors and his one-man-show carnival novelties.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 04:43 | 2077246 StychoKiller
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Auggghhh!  Shades of John Wayne Gacy!  :>D

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 06:50 | 2077319 PsychicWebbah
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Ex-wives can be fücking bitches. I admire him for trading in on hopefully a less cünty model. I would vote for him over Romney anyday and I used to play in the VC world.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 08:05 | 2077349 flattrader
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I wonder if it is the wife (first?) he asked for a divorce while she was getting cancer treatment?

I hope she took him for everything he was worth and then some.

Or the wife (second?) he was cheating on with his "staffer" (now third wife) while wailing on Clinton during the Monica Lewinsky episode?

I know she's got a lot to talk about.

I'm just amazed that there's three women out there who would tolerate that prick at all.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 21:08 | 2076535 X. Kurt OSis
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Nothing can destroy Newt's candidacy.

Its all part of his strategy. Just be unapologetic about your scumbagishness then make the rest of the shit up. If you flip-flop so obviously, sheeple think its so obliviously flip-flopping that it can't be flip-flopping.

Here is an example: 'I fail to see the relevance in discussing my serving divorce papers on my dying cancer stricken fat old wife. She simply wasn't First Lady material and was interfering with one of my past times, namely having sex with farm animals while minor children watch. Look, this election is about having a conversation with the American People about the issues that matter. We need to cut the deficit, while increasing defense spending by lowering taxes. The people in this room deserve a candidate who is a true Reagan conservative whose principles will never waiver who can also work in a bi-partisan way to compromise those unwavering principles in the interest of getting America working again.

See? This is genius. We are watching a master at work.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 21:37 | 2076611 economics1996
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Wed, 01/18/2012 - 23:22 | 2076869 ReallySparky
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Agreed , very funny, sounds like he is a professional speech writer.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 23:35 | 2076902 FEDbuster
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Putting a hard wax shine on a pile of shit.  The ex-wife waited till now to exact her revenge, she'll get it. 

Will Ron Paul be the last man standing? 

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 01:17 | 2077080 Deo vindice
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About the worst thing they'll get on RP is his age.

Kind of hard to blame the fellow for living this long.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 08:12 | 2077357 flattrader
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And that he's a Christian Reconstructionist nutball whose supporters want to codify Old Testament Law on the state level once their chosen candidate is in office.  Death for gays, adulterers and delinquent children.

>>>At the John Birch Society 50th anniversary gala, Ron Paul spoke to another favorite theme of the Reconstructionists and others in the religious right: that of the "remnant" left behind after evil has swept the land. (Gary North's publication is called The Remnant Review.) In a dispatch on Paul's keynote address, The New American, the publication of the John Birch Society, explained, "He claimed that the important role the JBS has played was to nurture that remnant and added, 'The remnant holds the truth together, both the religious truth and the political truth.'"<<<

  That's a direct quote.  He speaks their language.  He is one of them. Ron Paul's Reconstructionist religious remnant holds the "political truth" together?  The Birchers?  What crap. I like my government secular and want to keep it that way.
Thu, 01/19/2012 - 09:48 | 2077485 X. Kurt OSis
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It's easy to write speeches as long as you know the rules:

1) Speak only in platitudes, never specifics.
2) Facts don't matter. The media might grade you after the fact but the sheeple have switched over to re-runs of 'How I Met Your Mother' by the time they do. That's why its important to obey rule 1.
3) It's important to support and oppose every side of every major issue, but never so vehemently that your support or opposition ends up in a sound bite used in ads purchased by opponent super pacs.

This is why Ron Paul is unelectable. Facts, specifics and ideological consistency will get you killed in this business.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 21:14 | 2076551 Sam Clemons
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I'm just waiting for something to go terribly unpredicted for Romney that throws the establishment into a tailspin.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 00:55 | 2077048 verum quod lies
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Romney is MCain version 2.0. He is supported up until the moment he is the clear nominee, then the cultural Marxists feed him to the lions.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 04:47 | 2077248 StychoKiller
Wed, 01/18/2012 - 21:40 | 2076620 Jay Gould Esq.
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Marianne Gingrich. Mistress Number One, with whom Newt cheated on his first wife.

Mistress One became Wife Two...but was promptly replaced by Mistress Two, who then went on to become Wife Three ( Callista Gingrich ).

Turnaround is fair play, Marianne. "You pays your money, you takes your chances." That said, isn't this particular dish of revenge being served rather a bit too cold ? A bit obvious, is it not, so close to the South Carolina primary ? These Beltway types. Carrion-feeders. Thoroughly repellent.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 22:27 | 2076741 FMR Bankster
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Which ex-wife? More than one to choose from.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 22:46 | 2076782 Tuco Benedicto ...
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The one that was dumb enough to marry him!  Oh!?

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 03:02 | 2077196 Freddie
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Romney has all his invested money in the Caymans?? WTF?  This is totally legal as long as he declares his tax. I am sure he pays more than Buffett.  But why the Caymans?  Does he want it out of the USA so the elites do not seize his money like the rest of us saps?   Newt and Romney are RINOs and they are awful.  Santorum is light years better and Newt and Romney are light years better than the muslim.

Ron Paul 2012

(Post under review by DHS for unpatriotic comments)

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 07:12 | 2077330 PsychicWebbah
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Why does Romney have his money in the Caymans? Because that is where the hedgefunds and other pseudo-intelligent investment vehicles are headquartered.

Why do hedge funds set up shop in the Caymans? Because foreign investors in places like Singapore, Australia, and South America shouldn't have to be double taxed and tortured by both their domestic tax entity and the fucktards at the IRS.

Quite simple really. He isn't dodging taxes, it is the foreign investors that are dodging the idiocy of the IRS. We have 3 foreign partners in our firm that has taken over a year to get an ITIN from those clowns. The second partner got his ITIN in the mail the day after the IRS told him on the phone that they still hadn't received his third application documents. The third guy is still waiting for them to pull their collective IRS head out and he sent his 3rd app set in over a month before the second guy.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:25 | 2077782 radfish
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"Politicians and diapers need to be changed often, and for the same reason!"



I'm afraid I can't agree with that one. The politicians are full of shit both before and after they are changed. Only changing diapers leaves you in a better spot.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 22:37 | 2076761 UBIGDummy
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DONT VOTE FOR NEWT, the dummy didn't make it on the Virginia Ballot.  Only Mitt Robbed me and Ron Paul will be on the Virginia ballot.  And After this ex wife expose, Newt is done for.  Don't waste your vote for newt.  RON PAUL all the way.  



Thu, 01/19/2012 - 01:21 | 2077090 Deo vindice
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I can think of a lot of reasons for not voting for Newt other than not making the Virginia ballot.

But if that's the reasoning it takes to get people to not support him, I guess it's better than the alternative.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 06:57 | 2077323 PsychicWebbah
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WTF? Like it is some great political reward to get lucky and find a tolerable wife the first time around.

Is that the primary basis you want to choose a commander in chief? Because a punk was married only once? At best it demonstrates luck or pragmatism on the love front, at worst, an ineptitude to activate the escape pods.

Since when do personal relationships with women dictate the success of a man politically or in business?

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 08:25 | 2077367 flattrader
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>>>Since when do personal relationships with women dictate the success of a man politically or in business?<<<

Maybe when you don't ask them for a divorce while undergoing cancer treatment and cheat on them demonstrating what an intolerable prick you really are...and then giving them the ammo to kill your mean those personal relationships?

Newt's only problem was that he hasn't been able to find a wife stupid enough to tolerate his revolting personality...well, maybe wife #3...that remains to be seen.  I think he is just too old and fat to be attractive enough to the kind of slim, young attractive types he uses as replacements.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 17:13 | 2079258 GeoffreyT
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I'm pretty sure that your BohemianGrove/Moloch reference was lost on a huge majority of the readership.

That said, +1 internets for the observation. So mote it be.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:50 | 2076334 Eireann go Brach
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Whats up with all those hot little half Japanese and Thailand dirty looking girls presenting on Bloomberg and other financial channels these days...I guess money, Thailand hottie, happy ending = lots of viewers! Betty Loo is my favorite!

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 23:32 | 2076893 The Heart
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Look at this well researched video.

This guy is probably right in there with them all at the Grove.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:11 | 2076194 diogeneslaertius
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Cheers for hitting it harder with each passing day lately

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:15 | 2076209 Goldilocks
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Doomer Durdens™ … BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:34 | 2076458 LasVegasDave
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Since RP has no chance Newt is an acceptable alternative

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 22:12 | 2076697 LasVegasDave
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thanks for all the junks.  A great contrarian indicator!

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 22:20 | 2076725 anomalous
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Nope, Newt is a meally mouth pussie. Period. He's about to cry, because he's a pussie.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 23:14 | 2076840 DaveyJones
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they say fiction is an acceptable alternative to truth

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 23:53 | 2076935 TheMerryPrankster
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Among Newt's many "attractive" qualities is his stance on marijuana. Once again a hypacrite, though he smoked marijuana in his "youth" ie up to and including when he was a college professor, he now thinks there should be a death penalty for anyone smuggling 2 ounces or more of marijuana into the country.

"Newt Gingrich, as Speaker of the House introduced a bill called the “Drug Importer Death Penalty Act of 1996“.  It would have enacted a death penalty for anyone caught smuggling two or more ounces of marijuana into the United States.  Yes, two ounces, not the 67 tons you currently need to qualify for the death penalty**.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 03:05 | 2077200 Freddie
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No. Newt is a RINO and a CFR member with Clinton.   The best choice is Ron Paul followed by Santorum then maybe Perry then Romney then any one else followed by Newt then Lucifier then Obama.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:14 | 2076198 No One
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What a politician who is a hyprocrite? No fucking way. I am shocked, shocked I tell you!!!


Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:15 | 2076205 thatthingcanfly
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Newt couild have dug 12000 ounces of silver out of the ground with that paycheck.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:16 | 2076208 SHEEPFUKKER

Newt Ging-RICH will be going the way of the pizza man pretty soon, as in adios amigos. 

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:15 | 2076211 Jena
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Newt could be a yoga teacher, he's held so many positions in the past years.  Everything is relative, with regard to him at least.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:17 | 2076216 redpill
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Word has it he's out of closet space, and has an off-site storage unit for all his skeletons.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:32 | 2076277 DaveyJones
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He prefers his skeletons. They make him look thinner.

He was gonna borrow Limbaugh's space but couldn't stand all those coffee grounds. 

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:34 | 2076291 Jena
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I would hate to see all of him, then.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:40 | 2076310 falak pema
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now, now don't mix yoga and kama; its not the same positions.Nor the same objective.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:08 | 2076389 MsCreant
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Bad pema, bad.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 22:42 | 2076775 Tuco Benedicto ...
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Before acceptance into any yoga class a prospective student must be able to tie their own shoe laces. Sorry Newt!

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:16 | 2076212 Squid Vicious
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Newt's got no room for a conscience, he's gotta pay off the plastic-faced wife's Tifffany's balance every month 

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 22:39 | 2076769 Tuco Benedicto ...
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I assume Newt's new bride Tiffany is a modern day Helen Keller?!

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:17 | 2076214 blabam
Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:17 | 2076220 Bud Denton
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Guess what gang--




Guess that hypocrisy swings both ways, huh?

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:23 | 2076250 spinone
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Until he doesnt

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:50 | 2076490 tmosley
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Yeah, so lets all vote for a guy who continuously and always says one thing and does anohter because he said once that he might like an idea that "we" like.

Yeah, that's the ticket!

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Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:18 | 2076222 Alex Kintner
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Bullish for Mr Potato Head toys. If Gingrich wins, the toy value goes to the moon.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 21:27 | 2076585 Caviar Emptor
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Love Newt bobble head!

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 22:37 | 2076763 Tuco Benedicto ...
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It would take a potatoe the size of Idaho to correctly replicate Newt. 

 It's not that Newt is overweight, he's just one foot too short!

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 00:18 | 2076982 UP Forester
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An inch taller, and he'd be round.


If he was to be elected, they'd have to dig out the Taft bathtub....

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:18 | 2076224 Catullus
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apparently he's calling for a review of the 1981 Gold Commission... that Ron Paul was on!

I hate this man.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:27 | 2076432 MsCreant
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This guy is soft in every last sense of the word:


*Soft in the head to not know he would get caught in his hypocracy. 

*Calls for a Gold Commission..."to consider how to get back to hard money (and perhaps to gold)." Fucking ass.

*And probably a limp dick.


Edit: Limp dicks happen. By itself no big deal. Coupled with all the rest, this dude is a "sorry little sack."

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:37 | 2076468 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Newt Gingrich a.k.a. Lance Sackless


Wed, 01/18/2012 - 22:57 | 2076805 vh070
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a.k.a Jabba the Hutt

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 23:19 | 2076855 DaveyJones
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jabba was cuter more decisive and had a better sense of humor

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 01:13 | 2077073 MsCreant
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I left you something in our gardening conversation. 

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 08:37 | 2077372 GMadScientist
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Jabba was a "job creator".

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:18 | 2076225 Iwanttoknow
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He has not been neutered?

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:22 | 2076231 Wakanda
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"do whips, chains, and a skin-tight leather outfit await the return from the voting station?"

Don't encourage them Tyler. 

They might vote.

Hell, even I might vote.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 04:54 | 2077249 StychoKiller
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What's the safe werdz again?  "No, Newtie, No!" :>D (I crack myself up sometimes)

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 08:38 | 2077374 GMadScientist
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"Ethics committee"

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:47 | 2076234 falak pema
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Why must the press take to account a hooker when she struts her stuff? 

I find it very embarrassing for the profession. They are paid to perform and if they lack follow through, well, they can always fake it. We all understand that; a fake is better than a yawn for client's moral. And the voters are no different. 

Never expect your hooker to be common woman, she has to be special, thats part of the american dream, or what would the green back buy? Some socialist type crap. Not having that. Go Newt you're so cute. And nobody expects you to be sincere to boot. 

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:20 | 2076235 dick cheneys ghost
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what are the odds that calista is wearing a wig?

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:22 | 2076249 miker
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Newt is a newt.   Fuck him.  His pasty complexion and fat ass.  The guy is the ultimate politico; exactly what we don't need to lead this country forward.  And he's a draft dodger or as Ron Paul would say, a "chicken hawk".

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 21:10 | 2076542 bigkahuna
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Newt and Romney both avoided the draft. Both of them would eagerly send Soldiers off to unneccessary and illegal wars. I'm cool with them sending troops into armed conflict if they want to put their asses right up front along with most of the congress and senate--the military allows gays now, so they could all go. Let them eat lead for a while and see if they would like to come back for some more for their undeclared and unnecessary wars 

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:23 | 2076251 Everybodys All ...
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No, I would rather vote for the narcicist who is going to accept his party's nomination in a football stadium that will have a stage built for him by Hollywood so as to produce a hypnotic zombie voter.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:24 | 2076253 Bud Denton
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I'm a Ron Paul guy, BUT

assuming he doesn't make it, whp do you want, Gingrich or Romney?  At least Gingrich is flip-flip-floppin' the right way right now.  Romney?  Well, he can't fucking wait to bail out Europe with money we borrow from China that our children will get to repay the rest of their lives.  So, by all means,


work your damn heart out for Paul, but don't ever forget that Romney is approximately 95 -96% as much of a cross-eyed, cud-chewin' asshole as Obama, beholden to the status quo and the concept of robbing the poor to give to the rich.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:21 | 2076419 TheFourthStooge-ing
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work your damn heart out for Paul, but don't ever forget that Romney and Gingrich are approximately 100% as much of a cross-eyed, cud-chewin' asshole as Obama, beholden to the status quo and the concept of robbing the poor to give to the rich.

Fixed it for ya.


Thu, 01/19/2012 - 00:01 | 2076952 TheMerryPrankster
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Romney is the white Obama. Gingrich is just a pyscho with a Napoleon complex.

Both are losers unless you enjoy your corporate raping, which they will continue with enthusiasm.

At this point Ron Paul looks like a saint compared to any others running. I like a lot of Ron Paul's ideas, I don't like everything.

I like enough to vote for him and realize he won't be able to change everything he'd like to but I'm sure he will be a better president than anybody we've had for the last 40 years at least.

Ron Paul is against SOPA and NDAA as well as the CIA and DEA.  Its a good start.

Fri, 01/20/2012 - 09:19 | 2080692 flattrader
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and Ron Paul is a closet Christian Reconstructionist nutball...who can talk liberty and freedom all he wants, because he knows that on the state-level is where the power grab will take place.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:32 | 2076436 Manthong
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"I'm a Ron Paul guy, BUT"

Me too.. it's a shame politics is dominated by politicians. Newt over Romney any day.

Romneycare is all I need to know about Willard the Mitt.

At least Newt delivered welfare reform, and his Rebublican House saved the US from unbridled liberal Clintonism and did a lot with the Contract With America. 

Make no mistake, Clinton evolved from a liberal to a centrist pandering liberal  because of Newt's campaign and Contract With America. If it is still possible to save this wreck of a nation, Gingrich is better suited to it than Romney and may be up to the task.

Remember.. Gingrich was conservative when conservative wasn't cool anywhere and he comes from Georgia.

Romney has a hard time acting conservative and comes from Massachussets.

Winning ticket: Gringrich/Paul.

Wet dream: Gringrich/Paul wins 2012 with Republicans taking both houses.. Paul resigns as VP.. Gringrich nominates and gets compelling new VP (with eye on 2016 or 2020). Gingrich nominates and Congress approves Ron Paul for Secretary of the Treasury. SEC/CFTC housecleaning and End the Fed Jihad begins.

It'll never happen but I can dream. 

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:56 | 2076504 Likstane
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"I'm a Ron Paul gay, BUT"

If Gang-rich doesn't get the nod, then I'll vote for Milty-pants. /sarc off

The people who can be swayed by the chorus of hype and lies deserve what they get.  You are just as much a fool as the rest of the dip-shits who whole-heartedly support Baracka-stain or the rest of the ass-hat chumps fiddling with big pharma, ecology, war industries, insurance fraud, stock and commodity manipulation, or the rest of the govermental intrusion, all done at the behest of their banker lords. Wake up and smell the coffee, piss-bag.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 21:19 | 2076565 Blank Reg
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"I'm a Ron Paul guy, BUT"

Look at it this way. IF the tea party/libertarians get the House and Senate, Gingrich can always be counted on to go which every the political wind blows. He's a punk ass bitch, but he will be OUR punk ass bitch!

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 22:17 | 2076713 Bud Denton
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My, but you've got a little potty mouth, li'l fella!  I never said I'd vote for Mitt, cause I won't.  But in case you haven't noticed, our presidential choices usually are between "awful" and "worse."  When that happens, we all have a choice to make.  I'm guessing yours will be to pull out your tweezers and magnifying glass and proudly masturbate.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 00:02 | 2076957 cgbspender
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You just don't get it.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 03:12 | 2077202 Freddie
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Gingrich has always been a RINO.  He campaigned for Rockefeller to get his CFR badge.  Clinton is also a CFR member.  Newt played the conservatives like a fiddle and screwed us like he screwed his ex-wives.  Newt mentions Reagan in speeched then sucks up to Pelosi. Remember the love fest with that POS Clinton in NH?   

Santorum is 10x better than Newt or Romney.

Ron Paul is the best choice.  I wish it was Rand because he is younger.  He would crush the islamo teleprompter.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 07:44 | 2077338 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Freddie, delusional after a big hit of talk radio, said:

Santorum is 10x better than Newt or Romney.

Santorum = Newt = Romney = Obama

Ron Paul is the best choice.

Yes, he is, although I doubt you understand why.

He would crush the islamo teleprompter.

You take pride in your ignorance, don't you?


Wed, 01/18/2012 - 21:16 | 2076558 CH1
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There is no salvation in politics.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 22:15 | 2076707 anomalous
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In the abyss - I'd rather have anyone than that pussie Gingrich.


Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:26 | 2076255 navy62802
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Please God, tell me someone taped that speech at JLL. Haha.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:26 | 2076256 Heliopod
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I don't like Warmongers either way. I would love to see Ron in office


Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:29 | 2076259 Goldilocks
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Specifically - it is 37% (with roughly 3 significant digits of precision) … 36.745% ... BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA <gasp> BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:35 | 2076294 UGrev
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If you vote for Mitt or Newt, you should have your muffuggan head examined. I don't want to be shackled in your fucking chains because of your vote for the status quo (and I use "you" globally towards those Newters and Romnulans). You are my enemy as much as the liberals. 

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:38 | 2076302 redpill
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Correct.  I fear there will only be one candidate on the ballot in November.  Baritt Obamney.  Unless of course it winds up being Mitrak Romnama.


Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:21 | 2076418 LongBallsShortBrains
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You owe me another keyboard RP.

It is so funny that it is sad. It is so sad that it is funny.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 05:00 | 2077256 StychoKiller
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No mas, I intend to write-in Ron Paul come November!

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:40 | 2076306 redpill
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Of course you can also tell that the Bloomberg anchors are giddy to go after Gingrich as from their point of view it helps their industry-man Romney.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:40 | 2076311 lindaamick
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Ron Paul is the only Presidential Candidate (including Lie'in Barack Obama) who has the least bit of integrity and dignity.  The other guys have no respect for themselves and are either pawns or whores.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:42 | 2076319 redpill
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"The other guys have no respect for themselves and are either pawns or whores."


Please, don't exclude the likelihood that they are in fact both.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 05:01 | 2077257 StychoKiller
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Hmm, Kang or Kodos...

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:41 | 2076312 JR
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The two-party system is nearing its end in America…as a Tea Party Revolution tries to pick between a former governor of the most liberal state in the nation and a disgraced political insider whose own party threw him out after his deals of blackmail and duplicity (Romney versus Gingrich).  And this winner will take on the least popular president in years at a moment when a leader is needed to save a nation collapsing economically and morally.

The two-party system is no longer able to produce candidates the majority of the people want for their representatives. A two-party system that produces 1) a socialist Kenyan, Obama, and 2) a warmonger banker, Romney, is at the end of its usefulness. In short, both parties, Democrat and Republican, are producing Establishment puppets that have no intention of serving the people.

The way to describe these political “choices” of the two parties is that they are people who love their careers more than their country.  The country is in desperate need of honest men such as Ron Paul who tell the truth and can respond with solutions that will return a fallen and desperate America to the moral and economic system that made her the most productive nation in the history of the world.

Ron Paul is the only candidate for president who cherishes and understands that system; yet, the Republican Party has deliberately honed down its primary voters to a  trustworthy 27 percent and ostracized citizens who have refused to back men such as John McCain and George Bush, making this year’s primary a litmus test for the nominee to be a War Party, anti-Islam, pro-Israel Zionist and a conservative pretender on social and economic issues.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:49 | 2076344 balz
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I thought what you were saying was brillant until you called Obama a socialist. Obama is not a socialist. Obama is a fascist, as are all the other presidents before him, maybe back to Carter. If you can't see the difference between socialism and fascism, then we got a problem Houston! Fascism is a merger of state and big corporations. This is what we got.


Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:14 | 2076404 JR
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Perhaps you might say America has a problem with both.  Even Nobel prize winning economist Joseph Stiglitz, a socialist, calls our system "socialism for the rich".

I believe Wikipedia’s introduction to Ludwig von Hayek’s on-going best seller to be one of the best interpretations on the issue:The Road to Serfdom is a book written by the Austrian-born economist and philosopher Friedrich von Hayek (1899–1992) between 1940–1943, in which he ‘warned of the danger of tyranny that inevitably results from government control of economic decision-making through central planning,' and in which he argues that the abandonment of individualism, classical liberalism, and freedom inevitably leads to socialist or fascist oppression and tyranny and the serfdom of the individual. 

“Significantly, Hayek challenged the general view among British academics that fascism was a capitalist reaction against socialism, instead arguing that fascism and socialism had common roots in central economic planning and the power of the state over the individual.”

And it is imperative to address those college professors who acclaim socialism as a better system and the cure-all for everything from inflation to price-gouging; tens of thousands of students each year study texts that argue the advantages of socialism over capitalism. In an opinion survey by National Review in the 70s, almost half of the students in 10 "representative" universities believed all basic industries should be socialized. Three out of four thought Marxists should be allowed to teach citizenship in public high schools.

Wasn't it socialism Michelle Obama avowed when she said she wanted a "bigger piece of the pie"?

In short, our fascist elites favor socialism for the masses, as did Keynes; it is the route by which their dream of one-world control, through economic subjugation, is being built.  Socialism – simply economic control of the people by government - is their companion economic system.  

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 21:09 | 2076537 UGrev
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Actually, we're in a plutocracy right now with elements of fascism in isolated incidents; but we are, without question, a plutocracy. 

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:45 | 2076331 EternalVigilance
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Anybody having trouble with the link?


Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:49 | 2076338 ebworthen
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Yet another Rhino Republicrat talking out of both sides of his mouth.

What a gig these politicians on both sides have; get elected to represent constituents, vote to support their crony capitalist/big government donors, then play the speaking/lobbying circuit to milk the other teat.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:56 | 2076357 kalum
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Another fat old white man loser. Will the Reps never learn?

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 19:57 | 2076359 Smokey1
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The reason I believe the size of Newt Gingrich's head is physically so very large is that it has to be, in order to hold that gigantic package of brains.

Although, by far the best thing Newt has going for him is that he is NOT Ron Paul.

I laughed my ass off as Paul was roundly booed on the debate stage the other night in Myrtle Beach. What a fucking embarrassment. The senile idiot isn't capable of making a statement without hideously fucking it up. All the REPUBLICAN candidates nuked that Libertarian fool on foreign policy as Savior Ron tried to make the case that a Chinese dissident was the same as Osama Bin Laden. What a deluded fool. Of course he was loudly and deservedly booed.

Stay tuned tomorrow night, as Newt once again humiliates that shriveled bag of senile dogshit. I can't wait to watch Paul fumble around again and squeal his incoherent nonsense about how the Golden Rule should apply to foreign policy. Fucking incredible.

Fuck Ron Paul.

Newt for POTUS 2012.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:08 | 2076390 TrulyStupid
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Yes, I like Gingrich's Golden Rule so much better... do unto others before the sheeple figure out that they're the ones getting done.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:26 | 2076435 JR
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“New Year's Eve, without scrutiny, President Obama codified his ability to detain and imprison American citizens indefinitely, without trial. My acquaintances decry the president for this, yet ignore the fact that the bill received near-unanimous support from Republican legislators. Every GOP presidential candidate -- with the exception of Ron Paul -- has expressed support for overreaching executive power.” – John DeFeo in Ron Paul: The Strongest Man in the World? 01/17/12 (TheStreet)

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:31 | 2076450 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Smokey1 shat out the following:

The reason I believe the size of Newt Gingrich's head is physically so very large is that it has to be, in order to hold that gigantic package of brains.

Behold the mighty Newtosaurus (latin for blunder lizard), his head the size of a Volkswagen, his brain the size of a walnut.


Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:37 | 2076465 Plata con Carne
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^ Screw you! ^

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:37 | 2076469 lizzy36
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Well there is always 2016.

Better luck next time.


Marianne Gingrich has said she could end her ex-husband's career with a single
interview. Earlier this week, she sat before ABCNEWS cameras, the DRUDGE REPORT
has learned.

She spoke to ABCNEWS reporter Brian Ross for two hours.

Her explosive revelations are set to rock the campaign.

But now
a "civil war" has erupted inside of the network, an insider claims, on exactly
when the confession will air!

ABCNEWS suits determined it would be
"unethical" to run the Marianne Gingrich interview so close to the South
Carolina Primary, a curious decision, one insider argued, since the network has
aggressively been reporting on other candidates.

A decision was
tentatively made to air the interview next Monday, after all votes have been

Gingrich canceled a press conference on Wednesday to deal with
the matter.

"He believes that what he says in public and how he lives
don't have to be connected," Marianne Gingrich, Newt's wife of 18 years,
explained to ESQUIRE last year. "When you try and change your history too much,
and try and recolor it because you don't like the way it was or you want it to
be different to prove something new ... you lose touch with who you really
are... There's a vacancy, kind of scary, isn't it."

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 22:34 | 2076754 King_of_simpletons
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It is "unethical" to hold-off on reporting in real-time. Anything otherwise is akin to gaming the system.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 22:07 | 2076686 anomalous
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Do you think you may be a typical Newt Gingrich Man?

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 22:29 | 2076740 Tuco Benedicto ...
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Drink your fluoride, take your vaccines, breath the aluminum, barium, fungus laden air, drink from your bisphenol-a plastic containers and see how that works for you, ya boot licking sock puppet!

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 22:28 | 2076743 MsCreant
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I regret that I have but one junk to give.

Why shouldn't we start from a position of the Golden Rule applying to foreign policy? 

Are you a soldier out there spilling your blood for these wars? The answer better be yes if you want me to listen to what you have to say about sending our soldiers to push brown people around so that we can take their stuff. 

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 00:10 | 2076972 NuckingFuts
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Well said MsC. + for you

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 22:41 | 2076770 EvlTheCat
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David Pierre for POTUS 2012

He's my write in candidate

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:00 | 2076363 TeMpTeK
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anyone else having trouble viewing the video?


Wed, 01/18/2012 - 22:13 | 2076704's picture

The commercial at the beginning has technical difficulties but the video itself runs fine for me. Of course with autoplay enabled the damned thing starts again every time the page reloads after I post.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:02 | 2076370 I am a Man I am...
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Dumb fuck paid him to speak, this guy is what is wrong with America, quit giving these fuckers money!!!

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:03 | 2076374 fuu
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Fuck Newt.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:07 | 2076386 Pinktip
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FRONT PAGE DRUDGE NOW........Ex wife will sink him.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 22:57 | 2076438 fuu
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On Monday...maybe I hear Thursday?

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:09 | 2076393 lizzy36
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Newt has also promised that Sarah Palin will play a "major role" in his adminstration.

Newt Gingrich seems poised to inject some 2008 flavor into his 2012 presidential campaign.

In a CNN interview set to air on Wednesday, the former House speaker is prepared to ask Sarah Palin "to play a major role" in his administration, a producer from "The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer" tweeted.

Yes Sarah ..."lets celebrate ignorance" Palin.

From a documentary that is set to air on HBO in March based on the 2008 election. The movie, like the book, is not speculative or based on hearsay. Much of it is based on an account of the McCain campaign by Steve Schmidt, a Republican Party campaign strategist:

It is made crystal clear that Palin didn’t really understand why there was a North Korea and a South Korea. She clearly thought that Saddam Hussein was behind the 9/11 attacks. She needed to have Germany’s role in the Second World War explained to her. She thought “the Fed” referred to the federal government, not the Federal Reserve. The Governor of Alaska was as ignorant of the world as a four-year-old. Except of course, voters were being asked to put this ludicrously uninformed person, in the proverbial phrase, “a heartbeat away from the presidency.”

Sarah Palin is NOT qualified to have imput into public policy AT THE PTA level. But in a Gingrich adminstration she will have a prominent position.

The only saving grace in this stupidity is there is a greater chance that JFK jr. and i will have a date on Friday night than there is of Gingrich adminstration.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 21:19 | 2076526 DosZap
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Points taken, but before you get 100% overboard.Try watching the Documentary about her, call  "The Undefeated".

It will show you the woman in her domain,her real beliefs,and what she lives for and she has a bigger set, than anyone running for the New POTUS slot,(save Paul) the details, history, and world events can always be handed off to a surrogate to fill you in on......................

Honesty, and integrity, and love of country, and a solid belief in this countries Founders, and what its Documents mean,and is prepared to RUN the place by them.

Only one other on the stage is as passionate about doing the right thing, and living under the Constitution,and cleaning up this shit hole.

Obama knew nothing when he went in(still doesn't), the dumb ass thought we had 57 states.(confused w/ his relatives,in Sandamania).

He is a fascist, and a bucket mouth liar.

He was going to KILL the Patriot Act IF elected,HE LIED.

He was going to VETO NADD HE LIED, Also Americans can now lose their Citizenship by just a WORD, and Thank him for that.

HE has made us slaves and ignores all aspects of what this country was founded on..............he like Muuucheeel HATE ths country.

Give me a real PATRIOT any day, that is intelligent and can learn,will fight to the end for the PEOPLE,and the country, and is fearless,over a thug,traitor,and a lifetime politcal hack/whore.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 21:50 | 2076650 israhole
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Well, she also loves more wars, and she's willing to sink this country for Israel.  Even an idiot should know that by know.  Israel-first rats are cunning, but they're about to get canned.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 21:55 | 2076664 toomanyfakecons...
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Sorry, with an utterly useless Congress at 9% approval and far too much power concentrated in the Imperial Presidency, we need a leader who a) understands history and b) is respected and feared... like Ron Paul.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 22:16 | 2076710's picture

Palin couldn't even find it within herself to finish her term as Governor of Alaska. How could she ever be President?

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 23:43 | 2076919 lizzy36
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Well that is where you and i differ.

You see i believe a "patriot" is a starting point not an ending point.

How one gets to their 40's, and becomes Governor of Alaska without knowing what Germany's role in WW2 was, is sheer ignorance. Ones understanding of the current EU crisis would shall we say be fairly incomplete if one did not have a basic understanding of European History. Particularily Germany's roll in WW1 and WW2.If you want to celebrate fools because they are patriots that is your right. 

By the way "The Undefeated" was produced by some X- Goldman Sachs i-banker. Who also counts among his productions a documentary on the financial crisis called "Generation Zero". He thesis for that fine production was that the financial crisis was not caused by Banks like Goldman, but by the liberal policies.

Based on his 'body of work" one could assume that he has a less than objective agenda to push.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:13 | 2076403 Heliopod
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The suspense on Drudge is just killing me.

"Unethical" my ass. Its called pure information 

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:27 | 2076439 jmcadg
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As Redpill says, this was actually less about Gingrich more about making Romney look good and Bain Capital - what a joke.

As for Smokey1, what are are you smokin'?

The fact that you believe in Osama Bin Laden says it all. You dumb fuck.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:29 | 2076444 junkyardjack
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Shame on anyone that goes to vote, don't participate in this broken system

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 21:38 | 2076617 toomanyfakecons...
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Voting might have mattered during the first 100 years of the Empire... now, it's a sick joke.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:36 | 2076462 Lux Fiat
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Interesting. Between the Schatzker/PE hit and the Drudge Report innuendo, wonder if someone is concerned about Newt pulling another "Contract with America" out of the hat.  Not a Newt fan, but there's rarely a dull moment in the full contact sport that is politics.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 21:35 | 2076607 nmewn
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Well there can be no doubt now, that the NE blue blood pubs still believe in a full beer vetting process, as long as it isn't Romney being fully vetted of course.

ObamaLite on tap...looks good, less body, same ole hangover.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:47 | 2076481 JR
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The Gingrich Doctrine: ‘Kill Them!’ | (excerpts)

 By Justin Raimondo On January 17, 2012

His hands on his ample hips, Newt Gingrich looked like Mussolini up there on the stage at the GOP presidential debate as he bellowed “everybody knows” the Pakistanis were hiding Osama bin Laden in plain sight, “a mile from a Pakistani military academy.” Ron Paul, who knows more about monetary policy than the intricacies of the US-Pakistani relationship, stood there looking appalled as Gingrich let loose with his war cry: “Kill them!” The yahoos went wild with joy. The Newtster was reacting to Paul’s point about respecting Pakistani sovereignty – and the dangers of allowing such cross-border raids to become routine. After all, that could work both ways, as Paul tried – in vain – to point out.

The reality, though, is that the Pakistanis in all likelihood did know about the raid well in advance, and it is just as likely they had a hand in the entire operation from the start. As the Guardian reported at the time…

Ignorance of such abstruse topics is not a moral failing – unless, that is, one is charged with making life-and-death decisions requiring this kind of specialized knowledge. In that case, it is highly doubtful anyone not immersed in the country one is concerned with could have sufficient understanding to even attempt to make such a decision. Friedrich Hayek, the free market economist, understood that central planning by governments is impossible because the planners lack sufficient knowledge of the many factors taken into account by the market: the same is true when it comes to planning the fate of nations overseas – only more so. That conservatives fail to understand this simple fact is a tribute to their thickheadedness. No matter how many times that simple principle is demonstrated in real life – Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan, etc. – the lesson forever eludes them, transfixed as they are by demagogues of Gingrich’s ilk urging them to “Kill! Kill!”

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 22:15 | 2076708 Tuco Benedicto ...
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There was a raid all right but a living breathing Osama bin Laden sure as hell was not there!

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 00:47 | 2077028 TheMerryPrankster
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to understand the "terrorist theater" that is American politics:

The power of nightmares, an excellent documentary about the roots of muslim terrorism and neoconservatives, they share a lot of attributes it turns out.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:50 | 2076489 blindman
blindman's picture

debt based fiat ponzi "money", ... uuhhh
hypocrisy .... uuhhhh ... in bubble deflation
..... uuhhhhh watching spoon fed news bobble heads
.... uuuhhhhh .. talk about hypocrisy .......
where is the problem? uuuuhhhhhh.....
oh, oh, oh .......
i forgot !
question. why does the federal reserve not have
an intelligence arm, an entity that has a name like
the mi6 or the cia etc., that works specifically for
the federal reserve, their own intelligence gathering
entity? why?
because they don't need it? why?

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:55 | 2076499 blindman
blindman's picture

if it were not for hypocrisy there
would be no "ocrisy" in the global political

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 20:58 | 2076510 sodbuster
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I don't mind the MSM doing their homework on Newt, or any other candidate, but how come they are totally silent when it comes to Obummer. Never a bad word- he is their man- they protect and deflect anything bad about our Marxist leader.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 21:38 | 2076616 nmewn
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They read from the same teleprompter ;-)

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 21:47 | 2076644 toomanyfakecons...
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Television is a goddamn amusement park.

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