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Is Gold Hinting At Imminent Coordinated Global Intervention?

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While it is still early in the overnight session, initial indications are for a full spectrum Risk Off market. In fact, S&P 500 futures (ES) have not fallen this fast over a two- or three-day period since the third week of November last year. As many may remember - a few days of drops like this took ES from 1260 to 1136 in a week but more importantly was followed very quickly by a massive and coordinated Central Bank intervention that ripped ES over 6% higher in an overnight session - sparking the entire rally of the last six months as it appeared the central bank put strike had been dragged higher. Admittedly the two-day fall so far (while the largest in almost six months) is still small in context, it would appear the world is waking up to the true event risks of a debt-saturated fiat system going through its death throes. Back of the envelope would suggest we need to drop to 1285 or so on the S&P before the same kind of hit-the-big-red-central-bank-panic-button kind of move comes into play. Sure enough, Gold is only very modestly lower (-$3 at $1640) so far in the face of a rip higher in USD and broad liquidation everywhere else - perhaps the patience of sound money will be paid off once again.

ES fell with a similar velocity in mid November (red rectangle) - soon after (green oval) the central banks of the world went crazy...

and sure enough - while the world is selling off pretty hard this evening, gold is - well - not...

Of course with Treasuries yet to open - perhaps Gold is the only safe place (especially with AAPL having collapsed in on itself in recent days).

Charts: Bloomberg


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Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:19 | 2401895 fourchan
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their gamble is flawed, if they cram down the price we will all load up

on more, and if they let it rise we will all be rich. bring it bitches!

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:48 | 2401991 f16hoser
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This should be POSITIVE for Gold/Silver:



Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:54 | 2402010 NewWorldOrange
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"While it is still early in the overnight session, initial indications are for a full spectrum Risk Off market"

ABSOLUTELY. And I just said the same thing, RISK OFF, on another thread a few hours ago. When it's risk off time, it's time to SHORT AUD/USD and NZD/USD. About as certain as any trades can be. Yep, I did, and I'll make a pile of cash or lose my ass by morning. Nothing ventured nothing gained.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:47 | 2402117 mayhem_korner
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It's been full "risk-off" since Oliver Twist left the building.  Only things propping up the "market" (sic) are (1) Euro burning faster than US, (2) algos being fed manufactured headlines, and (3) hopium fumes from QE "rumours". 

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:58 | 2402164 Xkwisetly Paneful
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So which of those three is responsible for the AAPL earnings?

I am curious as to the other guy's rationale for using the AUD and NZD though.

If you happen to see this, can you direct me to the other place you posted it or briefly summarize why?




Sun, 05/06/2012 - 22:21 | 2402343 UP Forester
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Don't worry, once the single children in China all have a single kidney, AAPL will follow Newton's observations.

As far as I know, people actually want to move to the Lands Down Under, that aren't currently being douched in glowing rain, and will attract the richest and most "worldly" for some time, due to nationalization concerns in other southern hemisphere countries.

I think the dry spot on the Titanic is still available, if you've got a strong grip.

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 00:56 | 2402550 Psyman
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Retarded liberals fail to comprehend that Australia and New Zealand are both part of the dominant Anglo empire consisting of the 5 eyes of Echelon.

Moving from California to New Zealand is like moving from New York to Texas, it means nothing.  You're choosing one part of the Anglo empire over another.

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 03:09 | 2402644 Nukular Freedum
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Is Echelon some kind of giant spider then?

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 22:23 | 2402338 HarryM
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if gold holds and equities crap would mean things are far worse than they seem

i figure the fed certainly has a few more rounds left, so I'm not holding my breath.

when the run on gold finally happens, it will be like operation shock and awe

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:41 | 2402122 Xkwisetly Paneful
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I was really worried there would be no pump gold pieces today.

I feel so much more confident now that I was able to seek out the 3124th piece from likeminded individuals confirming my beliefs regarding gold. It wasn't the Taco Bell drive thru this time, it was the dry cleaner, instead of inquiring if I wanted starch in my collars he asked if I needed any au or ag to go with my order.

gmafba baaaa

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 22:31 | 2402358 prole
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Now wait a minute, who was just saying this guy is not a paid troll?

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 01:10 | 2402562 Psyman
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Consider that 90% of all wealth world wide is concentrated in the hands of 10% of the Anglo boomer generation.  They are dying. They are 60+ years old and can no longer deny the aging process with viagra, olestra, fad diets, fad exercise routines, plastic surgery, and all the other life style choices of the most vain generation in human history.  Indeed, the "Doomer Boomers" now want the world to burn.  Their vanity is so infinite that they cannot comprehend the notion of a world that continues to exist without them.


Fear not, young brother, we will rebuild this world from the ashes of the destruction wrought by the Doomer Boomers, even if they Nuke Iran on behalf of Israel and pollute the Northern Hemisphere for the next thousand years with radioactive isotopes.


The Doomer Boomers will not succeed in their quest to destroy humanity.  Ignore them and their advice to buy their vastly over priced property and stockpile it with guns, food, and gold.  Their advice is the advice of a condemned man - worthless.

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 03:55 | 2402683 Calmyourself
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Absolutely rent one of my apartments and eat at taco bell while sitting in front of your Xbox till your ass is three foot wide, how is that working out for ya?

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 06:10 | 2402761 prole
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BTW ... Did anyone read past "anglo-boomer generation?"

Just when you think the comments can't get any stupider on ZH

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:47 | 2402291 Sam Clemons
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Gold still holding long term (since 08) support line.  I'd say that is one of the main reasons it hasn't broken lower tonight.  It's forming a long term pennant that should be complete before June.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 22:47 | 2402392 CIABS
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Sam:  That trendline is important short-term.  Probably some big technical selling (to go with cartel selling) if it's broken.  But I think everyone knows where gold is going after that.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 23:09 | 2402442 Sam Clemons
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I actually don't know what you mean.  Depends on who you are.  One could say clearly down once its broken with heavy cartel selling.  However, all bull markets go through stages of different ascension rates.  Breaking through the previous one enables a more steep ascension trendline for the next one.  That is what I think is going to happen.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 22:21 | 2402340 lasvegaspersona
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f16 wow Myspace...thats something you don't see everyday

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 23:39 | 2402471 Ranger4564
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A couple of points:

1.  If NY Mellon Bank has to come up with 1.5 trillion, and they quite possibly could need help from the various other banks listed... they will probably fail, so their positions will be liquidated, resulting in a drop in price, not increase.  If they meet their margin call, then price should not fluctuate, may rise slightly.

2.  There is no guarantee we can trust the departing president of the CME, he may be in on another scam, where we could see NY Mellon, Buffet / other banks claim bankruptcy or failure because they cannot meet the call.  If that happens, they will withhold public assets, and we could see something like MF Global except more severe, possibly affecting many banks.  If the call is met, then this obviously would not happen.

So my best guess is, we can't trust anyone, including the noble sounding departing president of the CME... IMHO, we're watching a huge bomb explode in slow motion similar to that in the John Travolta movie Swordfish.  We're going to witness the plot, the detonation and the carnage.  Either that, or all this criminality has made me completely paranoid. :)

Makes me nervous about my investments which are in metals in an IRA and stocks in mining shares.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:56 | 2402014 nmewn
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You barbarian you ;-)

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:04 | 2402034 NewWorldOrange
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Heh. Sleestak Munger will never live down that "goldbuyers are uncivilized" comment on this site.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:13 | 2402049 Pain Train
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I'm buying more tomorrow to sew into the hem of my garments.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:33 | 2402108 QQQBall
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Savage!  ;)

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:43 | 2402136 Likstane
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I'm buying more garments with smaller hems.  My gold pieces are pretty small. 

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 22:04 | 2402319 Pure Evil
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-- Barbarian --

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 22:32 | 2402363 zerotohero
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I'm buying gold thread to sew my hems.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:40 | 2402128 mayhem_korner
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Sleestak Munger will never live down that "goldbuyers are uncivilized" comment on this site.


I thought Sleestaks were bullish on gold & crystals.


BTW - 2 oz to anyone who can find worse special effects than this:

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:00 | 2402174 Jendrzejczyk
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I tried. You win. There is nothing worse out there. Where do I send the two ounces (of gold or crystals)?

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:13 | 2402200 Reptil
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:30 | 2402256 WmMcK
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Very subjective, but the SFX in Wolverine were pretty bad considering the budget.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:59 | 2402313 BLACK_DOG
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How do you guys find that crap!


Sun, 05/06/2012 - 23:08 | 2402439 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Reptil asked:

will this do?


The comments describe it well:

"This... this disturbs me... very? much... I need to call my therapist..."

"Wtf....? did I just watch."

"i have the weirdest boner right now........"


Sun, 05/06/2012 - 23:58 | 2402506 Manthong
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I don't know man, I kind of feel like I did way back when at 6 a.m., after those two or three dozen San Miguel's and God knows what else in Olongopo.

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 04:47 | 2402704 Jendrzejczyk
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A personal favorite:


All I wanted was to beat off to some skeletons fucking and all I can get is this?"

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 22:27 | 2402349 lasvegaspersona
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your 2oz are safe

the acting is a perfect match for the effects however

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 04:44 | 2402703 francis_sawyer
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I like how the T-Rex is just standing over them at the beginning doing nothing... But then they start running away & of course then it dawns on the T-Rex that he should chase them into a cave...

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 23:03 | 2402426 TheFourthStooge-ing
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mayhem_korner said:

BTW - 2 oz to anyone who can find worse special effects than this

I take it you've never seen Plan 9 from Outer Space.

These two short clips are representative of the Cheepnis:


Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:54 | 2402163 RacerX
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I am glad to be in the company of so many "Uncivilized" people.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:58 | 2402017 devo
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Ding ding, which is why they'll confiscate or tax the hell out of it.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 22:30 | 2402353 lasvegaspersona
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they will need it so they will have to be nice or it wil all stay hidden...besides not many Americans have any so it might never even come up unlike 1933 when everyone have gold or gold notes...

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:25 | 2402075 jmcaule4
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Anit-austerity governments and it's implication for future money printing in the Eurozone.

Alf Fields, King World News + More!

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:50 | 2402298 ATM
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they will print with 100% certainty. No one will vote for austerity. That would be like the guy down the street who lives in the biggest house, who drives the bmw and suburban voting to have his credit card shredded. Aint going to happen ..... ever!


The politicians looking to retain power will all seek to delay the pain and their only course is to print and blame again with 100% certainty.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:04 | 2402176 vast-dom
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here's a good one on housing:




enjoy bitches and remember the crack dealer don't take gold and silver coin, yet....

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:20 | 2402212 Reptil
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green shoots everywhere!

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 07:33 | 2402845 n8dawg84
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I bet that dealer will take a bottle of Tide

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:16 | 2402206 WmMcK
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First one and then the other -- we few, we proud ... you know the rest, but many don't (yet).

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 22:47 | 2402393 Dr.Engineer
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But it is not only us buying but China, Brazil, ....

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 03:19 | 2402654 jmcaule4
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S&P 500 timing system returns 289.81% over the past five years.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:22 | 2401902 DeadFred
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I bought an iPhone and an iPad in the last couple weeks which means the market is now 100% saturated. Apple has no where to go but down now. Just wanted you guys to know.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:42 | 2402278 Moe Howard
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Thanks for the heads up yo.

There is a war on at my work, the 30 somethings earning $10 an hour or less are in competition to see who can get the kewlest mobile. They use them for texting, but I guess you need a $600 phone and a monthly plan bigger than my electric bill for texting. I see no hope for the future with these idiots as typical Americans.


In a related note, invest in tattoo removal firms / tech and also neck surgery firms - I see a lot of young heads bent over looking down everywhere the minimum wage is to be earned. There must be long term damage to the neck from doing that all day.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:42 | 2402281 Tijuana Donkey Show
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What about the Idildo? It's bluetooth, and there is an app for that, it even posts to Facebook when your rubbing out a solution.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:22 | 2401908 Nid
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Pre emptive strike....all of you bitches???

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:23 | 2401909 johngaltfla
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Tyler, I hope you're right, but I don't think so with all due respect. This chart pattern has been unseen since September 2008 and as usual, the banksters are late to react. They should have put a plan into action back in Novembe or December but instead reacted as they did in that time period playing pray and delay. I think we see at least a 20-30% correction in gold and equities with a massive reaction this summer by the central banks to counteract the collapse of the EMU. Time will tell but the charts are brutal as I've outlined earlier today:

Gold is Sending a Dire Economic Warning
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:33 | 2401940 Bay of Pigs
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"GLD ETF, a good reflection of how speculators and major financial corporations are playing the gold market in a similar fashion to the late 1970s"

GLD? Similar fashion? Seriously John, are you really that in the dark on gold?

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:37 | 2401962 johngaltfla
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BoP, GLD, is the hedge funds cheap chips to manipulate the markets with the Central Banksters. Without the ETF, price suppression is almost impossible even for the CRIMEX. So watch and see the liquidations begin as the USD takes a nice spike upwards and the fools sell paper gold to provide one last buying opportunity before it all hits the fan. A failure to engage in coordinated hyperinflationary action this summer BEFORE the Israelis remove the Iranian nuclear program is an invitation to a greater crisis resulting in a strong dollar and gold at stratospheric levels.

As far as in the dark, gee, I don't recall ever hearing of you so yes, I'm in the dark on who you are.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:51 | 2401995 Bay of Pigs
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Fair enough. Although I disagree with some of that, I do appreciate your explanation.

And I've been here at ZH two years now. Certainly not new to ZH gold threads.


Mon, 05/07/2012 - 04:11 | 2402689 Calmyourself
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BOP you may want to take a look at his web site to make the judgement.  Although it shuts down IE whenever you try to open it..

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:36 | 2401960 insanelysane
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The FED is thinking we just needed to extend and pretend until November but it looks like they might come up a few months short.  I think we are in for a summer and fall of discontent.  The current administration hasn't had a new idea in at least 2 years and the repub establishment doesn't have a clue.  Come on 3rd party.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:37 | 2401965 Winston Churchill
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When will you chartist's finally understand that your charts

of free market behavior . are worthlees in the current

'planned' and manipulated enviroment.Read some entails,

or tea leaves instead.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:53 | 2402006 ruffian
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Agreed Winston, TPTB paint the charts. Well, they have painted a perfect bullish inverted head and shoulders to suck in longs. The very fact they have made the effort to give an appearance of a bullish pattern, probably means they are going to pull the rug out.......I'm long physical gold and short paper gold via GLL 2x inverse gold bullion ETF. Someday that will work out with a big gain from both positions !!!!

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:13 | 2402046 greensnacks
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My tea leaves are telling me another round of leaked, rumors to FT will surface before the market opens. The entrails are describing a head line of "China to buy worthless euro debt".

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 00:08 | 2402515 Ranger4564
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However, some of it is Self Fulfilling Prophecy, so if enough people read the charts looking for the same events, they will actually create those events.  Schrodinger's cat.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:20 | 2402057 SRSrocco
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I got my money on JIM SINCLAIR, ALF FIELD, PIERRE LASSONDE & CHARLES NENNER on where Gold is heading than where you think it will go.... IMHO.  In reality, I could really care less if gold and silver sell off again before the GREAT REFLATION.  Its all white noise.  However, there is an interesting trend taking place in the gold and silver chart.  Yes, I do not put much weight on TECHNICAL ANALYSIS as where short term moves will go, but I like to look at long term trends.

If you look at these two charts you will see... that even though gold and silver have fallen, there has been a steady ACCUMULATION of these assets.

SILVER... even though silver is nearly $20 less than were it was last year, the ACCUMULATION is almost at the same level:$SILVER&p=W&yr=3&mn=0&dy=0&id=p15460117971

GOLD.... is even better...$GOLD&p=W&yr=3&mn=0&dy=0&id=p19249887490

See how this compares with BARRICK GOLD STOCK

Anyhow.... it takes patience to win in the end.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:35 | 2402115 johngaltfla
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Uh, dude, I've been a long term bull for ages.

No reason to get your feathers in a kerfuffle.

However Jim Sinclair lost a pretty penny on his wager but I have always respected his input since the 1970's and to be quite honest, your accumulation is meaningless if the metal is counted as that begin stored at the CRIMEX or via the ETF's.

I'm watching central bank accumulation which is much more meaningful and over the long term, not the next 3-4 months, I stand by an easy price target north of $4000 per oz. due to a panic induced reflation. Accumulation as you state it is pretty much irrelevant when considering that a large portion of those figures are those being held via the ETF's.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:42 | 2402133 fonzannoon
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$4000 per oz is bearish on this site. If you mean by year end than maybe that makes you agnostic.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:56 | 2402167 Bay of Pigs
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Sinclair never lost a penny as far as I know. Nobody took the bet on the $1650 call.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 22:40 | 2402377 prole
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And he was right, insanely right about the call predicting big upswing in gold. Technically though didn't he miss it by some few months or something like that? Gold hit and took out his predicted level but not by his predicted date.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:06 | 2402186 SRSrocco
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I still got my money on the other guys... if you don't mind too much.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:46 | 2402143 ThirdWorldDude
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First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:16 | 2402203 GCT
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SRSroco for the time being I am seeing a downturn as well.  Looking at a 20% or close to it.  I love my physical but with the European elections and the uncertainty it is looking that way for me as well.  We all could be wrong on this and we know that.  I am in no way giving up my physical but this may well indeed be a good time to watch the fall and buy more physical at a darn good price.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:47 | 2402149 DosZap
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 I think we see at least a 20-30% correction in gold and equities

I hope your correct, that means we get to scarf up all we can get our hands on at SUB $1,200.00??

Bring it...........Full tilt BOOGIE. That means $15.-$18.00 Aug??.COMEX will shit real bricks.

WOW............................better be quick on that trigger.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:51 | 2402152 mayhem_korner
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Did someone say 20-30% off sale?

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 22:20 | 2402339 TeMpTeK
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no fb "like" button. No subscribe option.. "You must be logged in to post a comment".. ????

I like your ideas but your blog format needs work..

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 01:53 | 2402609 jomama
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the process itself builds character.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 22:34 | 2402364 lasvegaspersona
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galt guy

the fed or someone big has been painting this tape I think

but that Yoders canned bacon is good stuff. I bought a dozen I was so impressed. If the SHTF and I have to eat my stash at least I'll have bacon.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:23 | 2401910 max2205
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I think stupid Ben will foolishly let the market trade where it wants.

Spx 1050. Nice new low 30 yr mort Refis next month coming to you

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:30 | 2401928 mayhem_korner
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Nice new low 30 yr mort Refis next month coming to you


'cept that (1) banks aren't lending their toxicity-covering liquidity and (2) most mortgages that might be good candidates are underwater (tho' that didn't stop the last waves of ill-advised lending)...

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:39 | 2401966 CrashisOptimistic
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If there's no demand for mortgages, the rate has to go lower.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:44 | 2401983 mayhem_korner
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Your point presumes the price of money (i-rate market) is real.  It ain't.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:25 | 2401912 Manthong
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The discount window is open or closed?

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:24 | 2401914 jaglavek
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Hard to sleep at night knowning your paper burns at only 451 degrees Fahrenheit 

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:28 | 2401930 sitenine
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The flash point of paper is 451 degrees Centigrade.  Your point is valid though.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:43 | 2401982 Navigator
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Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:43 | 2402286 BLACK_DOG
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Good catch!

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:50 | 2402300 Moe Howard
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I do know that FRNs burn a hole in my pocket ... that's what my dad always told me...

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:46 | 2401987 Jake88
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Ray Bradbury created a myth. Thanks for the info.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:04 | 2402035 Manthong
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Huh? What was that?

S&P 451 or 233?

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:13 | 2402047 Stuck on Zero
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Servers die at much lower temperatures i.e. paper is better than digital wealth.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:12 | 2402195 WmMcK
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I wouldn't want you to bake me a cake.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:24 | 2401915 Central Bankster
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Gold proves to be the only safe asset.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:16 | 2402058 Joe The Plumber
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Federal reserve notes aka known erroneously as the dollar by the great unwashed look pretty good too. You cam also stick a hell of a lot of them up ur ass if u can roll them really tight.

Remind me someday to tell u boyz a little story from my mispent college days when i helped a petroleum parts exporter repatriate some funds. At least they claimed to be petroleum parts exporters. Who is the perfect guy to smuggle 50000 bux up the poopshoot? A dumbass college boy with a camera around his neck and a suitcase full of liquor.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:57 | 2402308 Central Bankster
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Yah Ok, dont get me wrong a few FRNs for emergencies is just smart, but letting them lose 98% of their value over the course of a 100 years doesn't make them "safe".

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:25 | 2401916 toady
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Right when I was getting ready to back the truck up!


Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:03 | 2402029 XitSam
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My truck pulled away from the loading dock 2 hours ago.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:44 | 2402140 Muppet Pimp
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You forgot the Beep Beep Beep....LOL

This place is a riot

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:46 | 2402144 Likstane
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Stay off the bridge and the ferry.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:25 | 2401917 Cult_of_Reason
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Bernanke will not panic until there is at least a 10-15% selloff (but most likely ~20%).

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:02 | 2402028 bigkahuna
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The bernake is a stooly for the global banking cartel, which I suspect to operate from London or one of those so-called neutral countries like switzerland or licken-stein (whatever). 

If the new communist fuckers that got elected are not going to play ball, the global cartel is going to pick up the ball and call it a game. The bernanke's actions will be telling.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:02 | 2402160 Likstane
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Good call.  So if the new regimes don't plat the game, then they become bad guys like Iraq, Libya, Iran and the other now or soon to be liberated peoples.  Problem is, some of these new non-players aren't as brown as the old bad guys.  Might be a tougher sell to start immediate bombing.

p.s. Please don't disparage my people.  I come from a long line of Lickenstainers.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 22:22 | 2402341 bigkahuna
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I apologize for being too lazy to get the spelling right. Yeah, these folks are about as pale as it gets in France, and Greece has a lot of colors, though they are not homogenously brown like the typical targets of NATO violence. 

I just think the puppet masters might walk away this time and get some general human suffering to watch for their sociopathic cravings. If these were brown folks electing communists, they might be accused of running drugs or of oppressive behavior and bombed though - I very much agree.

I would rather not see and feel the misery - but we (in the aggregate) have all set ourselves up for it and the global banking cartel has played a near flawless game up to this point. When they pull the plug, it is just going to get nasty for all of us, even the preppers. The real struggle for freedom cannot start until they step back and let the SHTF.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:26 | 2401918 I am Jobe
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QE4,QE5,QE5 QE to Infinity. How can the FED reserve possibly go wrong. They know what they are doing. They all graduated from IVY League Schools with a PhD. Great minds.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:50 | 2401999 flacon
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pH Dee. 

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:59 | 2402019 Poor Grogman
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When are those IVY league universities going to satisfy the huge market demand for "central planning degrees". All those kids running around unemployed and they all have the wrong qualifications!

It seems strange that we have all these unqualified central planners running "the system" and yet we don't train them properly?

Oh I forgot, that's what Goldman does....


Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:44 | 2402288 Ricky Bobby
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Fuck that I have a ZHD.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 22:52 | 2402404 Dr.Engineer
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Don't knock the Ph.D.  The problem is they have theirs in an imaginary science, a world where there are no effects but only causes.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:26 | 2401923 Hubbs
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As it becomes more apparent that the QE3 will have minimal effect, at least minimal lasting effect, for boosting stocks, then everyone is faced with the grim reality of looking at the fiat monster in the face now. Gold will have more resilience QE3 or no QE3.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:27 | 2401932 JuicyGrabs
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Their hands are kinda` tied.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:32 | 2401948 CrashisOptimistic
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They are.

And more so each day that passes closer to the election.  He can't risk Fed independence just to do a QE that has already failed twice.


Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:48 | 2401992 Jake88
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Get real.  No CFR approved candidate is going to fuck the fed.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:54 | 2402159 Vampyroteuthis ...
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Wall Street is going to crash the market as a scare tactic to vote for that lackey Mormon bastard. "Look, Obamao crashed your market. We have an alternative that will repair the market." This time it might not work with people already mad at the banksters who put them onto the street. It is all BS.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 22:43 | 2402381 lasvegaspersona
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Truman fired 2 Fed chairmen in a row to get what he wanted. I don't think the Fed has pretended to be independent since.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:28 | 2401935 Seorse Gorog fr...
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Let's just get this shit storm show on the road already. I await my shit storm shower... No, I demand it!

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:50 | 2401997 owensdrillin
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Or as the great Lahey would say "There is a real shitnami coming this way"

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:51 | 2402153 Muppet Pimp
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The shit blizzard is coming.

You can feel how the shit clings to the air. - Mr. Lahey

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:16 | 2402202 Acorn10012
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"Shit storm shower?". Guessing you will want to keep your mouth closed during the Dinty Moore with corn brownout.

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 01:18 | 2402574 jomama
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Bring Your Own Napkins and Raincoats!

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:28 | 2401936 infiniti
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They will print only when gasoline prices allow them to. Gasoline futures bottomed at $2.45 last november, rallied to $3.43 on April 3rd, and have now plunged to $2.94. I think if the price hits $2.75ish, the Bernanke starts warming up the QE bus. By then ES will probably be in the low 1,300's or maybe 1,290 but probably not lower than that. Don't forget there is an election coming!

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:38 | 2401969 Haole
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Uh, they've been "printing" continuously for three years, it never stopped...

[sarc]...and there's only 12 million working aged people unemployed in The States too according to The Reich.[/sarc]  

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:40 | 2401973 CrashisOptimistic
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It's the election that prevents QE.

Bernanke will not risk loss of Fed independence just to do another QE round after two failed.  He will not risk having the losing party declare the Fed took sides.


Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:21 | 2402065 SAME AS IT EVER WAS

Amazing how nearly all hard assets are blown up to the point people were about to revolt, then with a little election talk nearly all prices started to receed, namely oil, with the summer driving season now upon us. To all the full of shit, manipulating, greedy cocksuckers out there:  May a USD bill crawl up your ass and rot!

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:42 | 2402283 infiniti
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Oh, they will print. Obummer must be re-elected. They'll try that immunized MBS thing around the end of June/early July. Stocks need to be soaring with somewhat tame gas prices as the election approaches.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:30 | 2401938 mayhem_korner
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Gold:  0.7 beta on the smackdowns; 1.2 on the (fiat-fueled) upswings


Asymmetry can be a beautiful thing!

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:29 | 2401941 razorthin
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QE threats aside, isn't gold the doomsday metal?  Maybe this is really it.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:31 | 2401944 Caviar Emptor
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You can't eat stocks, remember Ben? 

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:32 | 2401946 Sandoz
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Let me get this straight, so the conclusion here is that because gold is only "very modestly lower" that it's somehow hinting at "coordinated global intervention"? If that's the case, isn't that extremely bearish for gold? I mean, isn't "coordinated global intervention" the primary thesis for gold bulls?

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:39 | 2401967 junkyardjack
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Shhh, your statement has logic in it, down vote...

If people were buying gold because they thought a global central bank intervention was about to happen then they should also be buying stocks

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:43 | 2401976 mayhem_korner
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Coordinated global intervention is what the bankster complex executes to push equities higher and perpetuate the "all is well" illusion.  The "coordinators" do not want the truth to be exposed that fiat-backed currency is ultimately worthless (which is the only logical outcome once the masses catch on). 

So the intervention is the desperate act of those that would have gold be the "barbarous relic" that they wish it was.

We stack.  We wait.  We emerge victorious.


BTW - "gold bull" is a misnomer.  Smart gold-holders see the metal for what it is - a store of the purchasing power of the fiat put into it. 

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:32 | 2402109 Sean7k
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There are two buyers of gold: savers and traders. 

The savers are trading one form of money for another. They feel it is a good deal and safer in the present economic environment.

The traders come in two kinds: those that work with the central bankers and those that attempt to profit off the central bankers.

The ones that work with the bankers have the benefit of foreknowledge. The ones that don't try to interpret charts and financial movements.

Bears and bulls don't apply to precious metals, it easier to refer to them as those that sleep at night and those that don't. 

Keep in mind who owns the gold. This has positives and negatives associated with it. 

Bankers don't own things without financial value. Even better if it is a useful tool to further their goals and even better if it bails them out if they fail.

If they fail, it will be too late to get any gold.


Sun, 05/06/2012 - 22:57 | 2402415 shuckster
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Gold is bad because it rare and easily detected. If you go through the airport with gold and its against the law - caught. If you buy it online - caught. If you try to transact with it, someone will probably rat you out to the Secret Police, aka Secret Service. I say stay away from gold. there are many other assets out there - palladium, rice grains, beans, old fashioned cars, artwork, I'm even thinking about trying to buy Uranium. Sooner or later the world is going to realize that nuclear power is still the best option....

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 23:18 | 2402450 r00t61
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Thorium nuclear power, yes.

Uranium nuclear power, no.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:37 | 2401961 razorthin
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Fed pumpateers already nibbling at the es futures.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:39 | 2401970 slaughterer
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Fed always pumps everything BUT gold in the overnight.  Goldbugs depend on the Asians for their overnight pumps.  

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:54 | 2402157 DosZap
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Sure going to be a HELL of a lot of UNCIVILIZED folks running amuck.....................LOL

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:37 | 2401964 junkyardjack
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Isn't this sell off just a preview to the US elections when Obama is re-elected?

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:44 | 2401981 Haole
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...or perhaps just a little hors d'oeuvre before a surprise Paul win which gives them justification to bring it all down for real and teach people what "liberty", "freedom" and "sound money" gets them.  ;)

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:41 | 2401975 tmosley
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I ignored my own rule once again, and bought silver outside of the options expiry.  

Getting scary out there.  I think we are about to cross the thresh-hold between the beginning of the end and the middle of the end, where the Euro periphery finally collapses, and the specter of default moves to the core.  I think this next stage will be quite a bit faster.  When it hits the US, we will be in what I would call the final stage.  I don't yet have a timetable for that, but I had really wanted to be out of the country when it happened.  I'm not sure that I have time now.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:13 | 2402050 Crab Cake
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Yeah. I was hoping to be in a much less populated area, if still in the US. I was in line for a transfer to such a position in such a place before I got laid off.... again. Unemployed, again, and having a much rougher go of it this time in the job market. We're really down to about nothing.... Early 30's, with a wife and a kid, and no hope; trying to keep a good face on it. At least we have relatives who can take us in, better to be with the fam when it gets really bad I guess.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:23 | 2402072 WonderDawg
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Absolutely. When the SHTF, it'll be time to circle the wagons. Friends and family will be among the most important assets you can have.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:24 | 2402073 nmewn
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Hang in...its better to be the hunter than the hunted ;-)

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:57 | 2402169 WmMcK
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Don't give up hope, man. Pull together, you'll have other chances and you at least know more than most just by virtue of being dialed in here. Be good to yourself and your reward will be more than transient financial gain.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:09 | 2402190 Jendrzejczyk
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Any chance you are an electrician? I've got about 15-20 positions to fill for the summer, Stafford, VA area.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 22:59 | 2402417 prole
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That is what I call a strong-@$$ offer to help.

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 06:44 | 2402787 nmewn
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You're a good man.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:22 | 2402197 stocktivity
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Best of luck Crab Cake. I know how tough it is with a wife and kids depending on you.  Life seems to go in cycles...good times and bad. When you're in a down cycle, it doesn't seem possible to ever get out of it....but you will. I'm 63 now and raised 3 kids and been through a few of these up and down cycles. See if you can get a couple crappy part time jobs...even McDonalds or Walmart. It will put food on the table while you can still be looking for something better. You have to do what you have to do at this point and not be concerned with the type job it is. Tell yourself this will be temporary. It's guys like you in the real world that the politicians, bankers, talking heads, ect are so totally out of touch with.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 22:53 | 2402352 AustriAnnie
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Crab Cake and Stockivity-

Your kids may look back and see the hard times as the best thing that ever happened to them.

I grew up in the middle of some tough times, but it opened my eyes, big time.  It taught me to question everything, always keep risk in mind, save for a rainy day, learn as many marketable skills as you can, and never, ever, EVER get complacent and assume you can't lose everything tomorrow.  And above all, don't get so worried and stressed that the stress alone kills you before any of the other evils of the world do.  Life is uncertain, but after enough tough times, you realize that just like every other time, you'll make it through.  

I feel sorry for my friends who are only now, for the first time, experiencing uncertainty and fear.  They don't have the skills to cope with it.

Good luck Crab Cake.  I'm sure you'll make it through.


Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:19 | 2402211 Uchtdorf
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Crab Cake, never give up. Your child needs you. Vow to yourself that you will protect the child no matter what. If you can't stack silver, stack ammo and food. Rice and beans and lots of bullets for whatever you own. Get relatives working on doing the same thing. Work as a team. 

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 22:31 | 2402360 dogbreath
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lots of jobs in alberta for almost anyone that can do somthing.  used to be the only american plate one saw were on motorhomes, now its everyday cars.

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 01:14 | 2402571 RockyRacoon
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Hang in there Crab Cake.  You're one of the good guys.  You will prevail.

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