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Gold vs Wine: We Have A Winner

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Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:44 | 1920976 GeneMarchbanks
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Cheers to that!

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:47 | 1920999 PaperBear
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I'll drink to that. Too obvious ?

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:48 | 1921003 gmrpeabody
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Going long aeration.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:57 | 1921044 Schmuck Raker
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Buy the *hic*

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:03 | 1921069 Turd Ferguson
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I'd have no problem whatsoever switching to the "wine standard". In fact, I encourage it.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:42 | 1921222 trav7777
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you can eat gold, shit it out and still have it...sounds like win/win

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:54 | 1921282 Jack Napier
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Big surprise, whining doesn't accomplish as much as stacking.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 13:46 | 1921484 InconvenientCou...
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Base wealth is more or less defined as the quantity of non-consumable units you can trade for consumables.

Wine in particular is fragile and depends on a number of counter parties. Handling and storage history are big, so the shit ends up like RMBS in a sense. The more the bottle changes hands, the more counter party liability you acquire. I doubt the ZH crowd would want any part of that circus.

If the consumable seems too complicated to formulate an index for, or it's a collectable item with notional value, don't bother.

I'm standing by for the definitive gold/hard liquor, gold/oil, gold/coffee, gold/wheat and gold/rent charts. Gold is money first and a spec. carry trade second. It is most certainly not a religion.

 

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 13:18 | 1921361 caconhma
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Naturally, wine is a winner. You cannot drink gold.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 15:42 | 1922149 monoloco
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In a flight to quality i'm taking this as an opportunity to back the truck up on Chateau d'Yquem.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:11 | 1921072 Pladizow
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Show me the Goldschlager vs. Resveratrol chart!

 

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:37 | 1921199 margaris
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remember to buy PHYSICAL wine,
if you cant spit it out, you dont own it!

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:14 | 1921109 Ahmeexnal
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You should not drink wine.
Unless you want Bisphenol A to ruin you.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:25 | 1921156 Uncle Remus
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Mead 

 

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:32 | 1921181 Alfred E. Newman
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pass

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:38 | 1921202 Matt
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Wine in a plastic bag is not fine wine.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 13:11 | 1921348 Ghordius
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What does it take for you to make a positive comment?
"this blood on the street, not red enough..." ;-)

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 13:48 | 1921490 Ahmeexnal
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What does it take for you to make a positive comment?

Maybe if I drank some Kool-Aid?

But I prefer drinking real fruit juice.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 14:08 | 1921575 tarpuranus
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Wine is REAL fruit juice..that's what I tell my wife

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:03 | 1921071 WhiteNight123129
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Guys there is a Processed Tobacco Index on BLoomberg which available over a long period of time 1947. You have to add farm productivity. It tracks slower inflation in the early 1990s very well as well as 2002-2003. Tobacco demand is very inelastic to price, it is not subsituable to any other soft commodity, only substituable to other very addictive substance maybe. Actually it was used in the XVII century as alternative currency in Virginia because of lack of Gold. That is a way to rebuke the bullshit about CPI-U hands down, that with the nowandthefutures index on utilities garbage collection, you have a pretty good way to debunk inflation BS. Of course if you live in the US and do your own shopping you know. The processed tobacco increase is extremely steady with lowest volatility of ANY soft commodity price (inelastic end demand and 0 substitution). Right it tells us we have 7-8% inflation.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:05 | 1921078 WhiteNight123129
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BTW up to 1971 the processed tobacco was kind rather stable, it explosed in sync after Nixon got out of Gold window.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:06 | 1921080 Carlyle Groupie
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No coke charts? Bah humbug!

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 13:23 | 1921391 aldousd
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nobody knows what the shelf life of cocaine is, much less that of it's value, because it has a very high velocity.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:43 | 1920977 SelfGov
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It is finally profitable to turn on my wine-into-gold machine.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:12 | 1921098 Boba Fiat
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You people are foolish.  It only costs $5 to dig wine out of the earth. 

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:36 | 1921190 Alfred E. Newman
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well try again 1.50/per 100# of grape

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:53 | 1921270 Jack Napier
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$5 is supposedly how much it costs to mine an oz of silver. Both statements are equally ludicrous, but only one of them has the /sarc.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:44 | 1920979 thunderchief
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South African Wines are the best.

 

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:45 | 1920991 GeneMarchbanks
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A Stellenbosch to you my friend!

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:48 | 1921007 Gandalf6900
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please come back to reality

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:58 | 1921048 Troy Ounce
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TULBAGH!

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:31 | 1921178 Alfred E. Newman
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In your dreams, TAKE THAT BACK.

The surprise of the decade is great wines from Arizona.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:41 | 1921215 Tsunami Wave
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In all honesty, some of the best wines you may ever taste come from the finger lakes in upstate New York.  It is that damn good.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:41 | 1921217 Nobody For President
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He he, you make the little joke, eh.

How about 'great wines from North Dakota'?

Oh, wait - you meant 'whines', right?

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:44 | 1920980 jomama
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wash that ingot down, bitchez.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:44 | 1920987 The Axe
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I am long single malt scotch and short Chinese internet stocks..

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:48 | 1921001 GeneMarchbanks
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Well played. Major divergence there indeed.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:45 | 1920990 homer8043
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Wine is recommended when following the markets and news. Or at least should be.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:45 | 1920992 bernorange
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In vino veritas

www.pmbug.com

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:57 | 1921015 Smithovsky
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Edere non potes aurum, canes.  

In vino opes.

/sarcasmus

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:45 | 1920993 No One
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and both, when used properly, can get you fucked!

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:52 | 1921022 gmrpeabody
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In more ways than one..., if used improperly.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:46 | 1920994 SilverIsKing
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It looks like they began lacing wines with Tungsten at the start of 2011.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:46 | 1920996 dereksatkinson
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Is the news day really that slow?

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:55 | 1921036 GeneMarchbanks
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Let's see.

Bullshit ramp... check.

Europe fixed... check.

Magic pixie dust rumor-mill... running at full capacity.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:48 | 1921006 Smithovsky
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Keeping your wealth in wine is dangerous, especially if you have a party and the cheap stuff runs out.  

Gold wins not despite of being inedible but because of it.  

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:49 | 1921008 slaughterer
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The live-ex fine wine index, unlike gold, is basically driven by Hong Kong froth and Asian hot money.  It is an alternative way to short a Chinese hard landing.   

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:49 | 1921009 SHEEPFUKKER
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It's so weird, the more wine I drink, the more times I hit the buy button on Apmex. 

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:15 | 1921110 slewie the pi-rat
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when they have a wine-tasting competition, what do they award to the best?

G0LD, not goldi!

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:36 | 1921187 NotApplicable
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So, correlation does equal causation in this case?

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