Goldman Denies CNBC Report It Raised Its Payroll Forecast: Squid Sees Only 50,000 Increase In NFP, And Expects Downside Risk

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Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:00 | 1741341 GeneMarchbanks
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'But feel free to sell your gold to Goldman which is buying up every ounce.'

Yea, that's not going to happen.

When even Bloomberg has caught on to how worthless CNBC is, you know the end is near... How does a person short CNBC? GE?

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:04 | 1741362 Frog-And-Toad
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This whole "Free market" is a joke.  


As Al Capone said about the stock market in 1927:  "It's a racket. Those stock market guys are crooked."

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:09 | 1741386 LRC Fan
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You're "free" to simply not participate. 

Lots of money to be made in markets like this, if you're good/lucky the high volatiity is exactly what you want. 

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:28 | 1741465 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Agreed.  I trade worthless fiat in for silver and I have stockpiled quite a lot of monie.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:39 | 1741820 Smiddywesson
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The only trick CNBC hasn't tried is to add stripper poles to the newsroom.  It won't do squat for their credibility but it will help with the ratings. 

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:59 | 1741346 Chain Gun Smoke
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Still better than 0. Markets will be green at announcement.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:00 | 1741348 GolfHatesMe
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Bloomberg is a joke.  Every Friday I email a link to to Christopher Wellisz, editor, to find a new word for Unexpected.


Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:05 | 1741367 Tyler Durden
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Bloomberg was merely citing CNBC on the issue.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:10 | 1741390 SheepDog-One
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The rumor is what counts...they can settle who got what wrong and out of context later after the stock ramp up.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:19 | 1741422 wang (not verified)
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Bloomberg is fine sometimes, like when they sued the fed. But their on air (especially TV is becoming more and more CNBSish). It is hard to believe that Mikey doesn't somehow bring to bear his political preferences both in selection of guests and hostesses. You've got Arthur Levitt almost  every morning on the radio usually on the phone from the terrace of his palatial residence  in Westport fronting on Long Island Sound, Bloomys political reporters like Al Hunt (Harwood clone) and a bunch of anchorettes trying to 'toe' the MSM line wanting to be the next CNN prime time news queen. 

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:01 | 1741351 Dick Darlington
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OT: Look at the unbelievable CORRUPTION and FRAUD in Spanish banks. We all know they are doomed while receiving billions after billions of tax payer money in order to pretend all is well and the ordinary people get hosed day after day.


And this is what the people are facing while corrupted and insolvent banks enjoy their lives like it's still 2006.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:02 | 1741357 Don Birnam
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Still waiting for that retraction/correction, Liesman, et al.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:16 | 1741411 gojam
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Don't hold your breath.

"Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past - Orwell

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:24 | 1741439 au_bayitch
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And all this time I thought Rage against the Machine said that. Testify. 

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:02 | 1741358 Temporalist
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Anonymous Vows to Attack NYSE

"Anonymous, a group of self-styled hacker-activists behind attacks on corporate and government websites, vowed to support the Occupy Wall Street protests by erasing the New York Stock Exchange “from the Internet” on Oct. 10."


Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:11 | 1741378 Money 4 Nothing
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IMHO, Never happen unless it's Hari Kari. Columbus Day? I dunno...

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:10 | 1741389 john39
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anonymous smells like GOV to me.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:30 | 1741447 Josh Randall
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exactly - true activists don't have a manifesto for Open Borders, with no mention of the Fed, etc..

Plus true Hacktivist would not broadcast where they would hack next...his plays right into the Govt's hands to regulate the internet because of all these nefarious types out there threatening our financial systems.

The well meaning good folks at the occupyWallSt are having their message hijacked - BIG TIME

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:36 | 1741498 Temporalist
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What is scarier than knowing something is coming and being unable to stop it?  The threat, followed by "success" in an attack, would be much more worrisome than just a random attack.


That being said, I was just sharing the story. 

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:16 | 1741412 DosZap
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I am dead certain Benny B, would love ANON to erase HIS books on the 10th.

When & if the books are ever opened 100%, they will be mass imprisonment.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:45 | 1741845 Smiddywesson
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Now THERE is a good conspiracy theory.  Oct. 10 Wall Street is "attacked" and all the incriminating documentation disappears.  I like it.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:03 | 1741360 Money 4 Nothing
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I'm going to go with.. Pant's on fire for $500 Alex. 

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:04 | 1741365 RobotTrader
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Now that many ST momentum indicators have turned up after yesterday's assblast.

All dips are going to be bought with a vengeance until every idiot that bought puts when the VXX was over 50 gets vaporized.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:16 | 1741393 SheepDog-One
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MomoFader back in the zone, sniffing out bullshit FT driven rumor momo pops, reporting on them well after the fact of course. Pathetic paytroll.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:14 | 1741402 Pladizow
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And this relates to the subject matter how?

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:21 | 1741427 John Law Lives
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Too bad ZH doesn't have a yawn meter. Robo would rack up on the yawns.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:21 | 1741713 SILVERGEDDON

Yahoo! Some one is going to buy the Robo dip, and put his bitch ass to work for a living! Man' you are so fucking predictable - like a dog that licks his asshole, then looks to plant a wet one on his master, you are the best friend a guy could have! BSARK!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:08 | 1741379 fuu
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Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:13 | 1741395 Mercury
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 But feel free to sell your gold to Goldman which is buying up every ounce.

Fiatman Sachs just doesn't have the same ring to it...

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:13 | 1741399 Tyler Durden
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Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:25 | 1741445 Mercury
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God's work (and thumbs on the scale) or no, those boys can sniff out relative value when they have to...

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:13 | 1741397 Moneyswirth
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It's a truism to anyone paying attention that CNBC is a partisan propaganda machine, an organ of leftist elites.  Yet, every time I read stories like this, it never ceases to amaze.

Can't wait to watch on Friday AM just to see the hysterics as a yet another ugly NFP print comes out.   

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:19 | 1741404 SheepDog-One
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A depression market now reduced to 1 fundamental, well timed strategic rumors. Just pathetic.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:21 | 1741429 Moneyswirth
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Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:53 | 1741886 Smiddywesson
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No, it's a puppet show for all the tiny little creatures to hit each other over the head while the people who really count look on and laugh.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:16 | 1741410 s2man
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Yesterday, Bloomberg rumored that Sprint was going to pay $600 for the new iPhones and sell them for $200.  S tanked 18% in minutes, only to recover just as quickly when folks figured out it wasn't true.

The jerks didn't mention the other iphone carriers.  I guess they were short S and wanted to cash out.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:18 | 1741417 SheepDog-One
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What new Iphones? I was just reading last nite the 'Iphone 5' announcement fell theyre pricing it in?

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:23 | 1741437 catacl1sm
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iPhone 4S. coming to a store near you. You can get one too for $199 + a new 2 yr contract. It has a better camera than the iPhone 4!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:41 | 1741520 Temporalist
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Don't forget that for just that $200 you get to be instantly cool to people who live at Apple stores...and other zombies.  If you like zombie sex get the new iPhone!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:19 | 1741419 Hansel
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It's so stupid to predict a change smaller than the margin of error, which for the establishment survey is 100,000.  "I'm predicting that I cannot confidently measure a change."

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:19 | 1741424 Vincent Vega
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For giggles and grins I just looked on Bloomberg. GS does show their forecast for Friday's NFP number as +50,000.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:21 | 1741431 SheepDog-One
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And just this morning CNBC was whining about ZH spreading rumors? 

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:25 | 1741446 catacl1sm
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"Do as I SAY, not as I DO!"

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:45 | 1741535 dracos_ghost
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Except ZH usually posts supporting documents/links to support their claims with full disclosure that humanity is corrupt with personal agendas so take it with a grain of salt. CNBC/FT/Bloomberg are just little sycophants defending the machine. I love that most of these rumours are now spread with highly dramatic headlines so the algos can sweep and trade too.

I cant believe 10 years ago the US locked up a 19 year kid for pumping and dumping on forums but CNBC, FT can do "social engineering" rumours to support th PTB without fear of prosecution.

I use to say that the markets have become like casinos. Casinos have more integrity nowadays.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:22 | 1741436 vote_libertaria...
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What are 'export services'?  Is that like sending hookers to Saudia Arabia?

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:24 | 1741444 catacl1sm
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Yes, but they're not hookers. They're sex slaves. Hookers get paid and 'choose' their lifestyle.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:40 | 1741514 nyse
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+1 (Ya beat me. I must reload page before making nonsensical/redundant jokes.)

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:36 | 1741497 nyse
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Kind of... but instead of sending its selling, and instead of hookers it is blonde women.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:30 | 1741469 SteveGennisonBa...
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Ive got a friend in finance for one of the bigger regional banks here in Cleveland.  I tell him to read ZH all the time.  He says he does from time to time, which is probably a lie.  I talked about how yesterday's rally was completely comical.  But he can care less.  He touts Buffett as his hero, even though I've made references to how bad of a recent investor he was... case in point BofA and Goldman purchases.  These are the type of people we are dealing with, no one gives a shit how its done.  As long as the money is made.  I'm a fairly new commentor here, but thanks a lot ZH, for making me insane amongst my family and friends. 

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