Goldman: "As The Endgame Approaches, The Rally In AAA-Euro Area Sovereign Bonds No Longer Seems Sustainable"

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Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:10 | 1919218 Carlyle Groupie
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Meanwhile the squids wife is standing in line shooting off her .38 in order to get to the front without waiting.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:14 | 1919233 SwingForce
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Are these the same bee-otches who got $Millions from TALF to buy assets backed by..., uh, those same peasants inline in front?

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:19 | 1919258 Carlyle Groupie
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The Squid bish got some shoppin to do!

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:22 | 1919265 SwingForce
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They be about 24 hrs late for Tar'get

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:03 | 1919635 He_Who Carried ...
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Since when does Goldman get it right? Ridiculous idea...
Other than wasting their client's money, what DO they get right?

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:28 | 1919282 Schmuck Raker
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OWS missed the boat IMO; Occupy the Hamptons.

Or Occupy Greenwich. Fewer rent-a-cops, hit 'em where they shop/live.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:47 | 1919339 topcallingtroll
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OWS isnt missing any boats.
The virus will be spread.
Protest only goes so far.
The are photographing squid, boa, and jpm employees and learning their habits.

I sure would hate to be a squid employee right now. Never knowing when I am going to be served a shit sandwich and much much worse because there are some superhard core OWS types and they are organized in small cells difficult to penetrate.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:00 | 1919371 Carlyle Groupie
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Oh please don't hurt any of the banksters or their political enablers. Please don't or they will make us pay more taxes.

Please. I'm a gentile little sheeple. I say please.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:30 | 1919285 SHEEPFUKKER

Squid red tide

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:18 | 1919220 SwingForce
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Consulting with "Super Secret Squid Decoder Ring" for answers, rally-on! Garth.

New Saturday Cartoon Show, "The Crisis Fighters" starring Merkel & Sarkozy.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:10 | 1919221 bob_dabolina
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It's gona' be one of "those" nights.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:21 | 1919262 Unprepared
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One of these morning. Won't be very long.

You'll look for me, and I'll be gone.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:42 | 1919271 SwingForce
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This better be Zeppelin, or else........

AUGH! I'm dying

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:10 | 1919222 BW
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Start buying euro bonds

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:14 | 1919223 DormRoom
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Aferall, Goldman Sachs originated the protocols for crisis capitalism, and the consolidation of capital & power therein.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:11 | 1919224 John Law Lives
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Wow!  The rumor mill now suggests the IMF is preparing an $800 Billion package for Italy and Spain.

It is amazing how hard the machine lashes out when the wealthy feel threatened...

100% FUBAR.




Sun, 11/27/2011 - 23:37 | 1919868 Uncle Sugar
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Sarkozy will be forced to sleep with Merkel if he wants her to approve an ECB printerpalooza bailout. That's what she's holding out for.

Certainly a tough task considering the prime piece he's got chained up back at the chateau.


Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:11 | 1919225 Lord Welligton
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Through this monetary channel at the heart of EMU, the ‘shadow’ credit risk of the core countries is already rising

Should this be the "shadow banking" credit risk?

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:14 | 1919237 evolutionx
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A deluge of an unprecedented magnitude is both inevitable and imminent. The consequences of the economic and political mismanagement will have a devastating impact on the world for a very long time. And the consequences will touch most corners of the world in so many different areas; economic, financial, social, political and geopolitical.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:16 | 1919246 DeadFred
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Cramer says it's going to be ugly and Goldman says it's going to be ugly. Sorry, the conclusion is clear, there will be a rally this week.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:30 | 1919247 bob_dabolina
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which will be the green light for Goldman to do what it does best: step in and fill the financial and power vacuum.

WRONG. Time to let the U.S taxpayer step in and fill the financial vacuum and let Goldman profit from it.

Goldman doesn't do shit but gamble compulsively as a "bank holding company" Still waiting for GS branches and ATM machines. 

Goldman can suck a fart out of my asshole, keel over and die, and I wouldn't give a shit. 

edit: Goldman has an ATM ATM I mean "ass to mouth" which is all it really provides to anyone.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:17 | 1919248 CPL
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Hey look!


It's the Sunday night rumour.  Thought I might have missed it.  Should last until 10:30am EST...again.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:22 | 1919268 sabra1
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isn't it just weird how the euro shot up, then was shot down, in a short time frame? i would be vewwy vewwy caweful, wabbit!

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:28 | 1919251 tom a taxpayer
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GS lets the screeching cat out of the bag:

"Contrary to the opinion of some observers, we hold the view that the likelihood of an ‘orderly break-up’ or ‘managed divorce’ ... is low... markets operate more quickly than political negotiations. As soon as the prospect of an exit or break-up is entertained, we would expect a run on sovereign bonds and bank deposits in the weaker countries as investors seek to protect themselves from being paid in a devalued currency. And measures taken to limit these flows...would lead to the dissolution of the monetary union ahead of any formal political announcement, as they would disrupt the equivalence between Euros held in one part of the Euro area and those in another (which is the key feature of monetary union)."

This paragraph should be in bold, BOLD, BOLD


Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:08 | 1919656 Manthong
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"markets operate more quickly than political negotiations"

It's going to be a bitch when the bender ends.

“Markets move so much more rapidly than EU bureaucracy understands,” (Aug 8)

“Markets are “pricing in the endgame” for the euro as the situation moves faster than politicians can act, UBS has warned”

“Europe’s Crisis May End in a ‘Violent Blow-Up’: Galbraith”



Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:19 | 1919256 SwingForce
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"The Creature From Jekyll Island", by G. Edward Griffin  (Top Right, click DOWNLOAD and then Download Anyway):

He's still alive, and writes a newsletter:

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:58 | 1919779 my puppy for prez
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He's a rockstar and my HERO!

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 13:26 | 1921409 Motley Fool
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File is password protected...?

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:25 | 1919257 Bansters-in-my-...
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Where do these goldmanites get their names.

Seems like they play scrabble for them,and then leverage the letters.

Either way.....

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Fuck You's Goldman Sachs........................

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:21 | 1919261 ISEEIT
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Fuck Goldman sacks.

"Our alumni now effectively run the world", "and so with confidence we can assure all that they are truly and completely screwed". 

Mission accomplished.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:21 | 1919263 Racer
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ex Goddam Suckers also in BofE...Ben Broadbent

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:23 | 1919274 phungus_mungus
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Just like the US financial crisis, Government Sachs has always stood to make untold amounts of money whent he EU implodes... 


So if Government Sachs is licking its chops then its almost over. 

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:31 | 1919289 No Mas
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Pssst.... Hey guys - the Futures are speaking and they don't give a shit about you dumbass gloom and doom nonsense.

The ZH Sheeple.  Lambs to the slaughter - again.  Silly, silly boys.

Listen.  Quietly now.  The futures are speaking and you should learn to listen :)

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:37 | 1919300 MsCreant
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Psst....Hey guy? If the futures market is speaking to you, and these dumbass sheep can't hear it, why don't you just trade against them?? Why do you need to type inane shit like your post above? 

But alas, I could not resist answering you either.

Carry on fucktard. Carry on.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:21 | 1919601 Carlyle Groupie
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Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:48 | 1919309 LouisDega
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Shit , i just bought a $60,000 RV in US $$$.  Now what? BTW, 8  people were also buying an RV the same time i was.

" Life is good, then you die"

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:46 | 1919329 calgal
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No mas troll

Silly silly boy

Everyone here thinks ur a dumbass!

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:34 | 1919293 MsCreant
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I was just talking to a 20 something, she is a car sales person. I told her about the Volt failing some crash tests and the recall. She had not heard about it (she sells Chevys). I commented "Just like all of Obama's other hair brained enviro schemes that he gets his name behind, that too is blowing up in his face." She looked at me and paused, then said, "It's a good thing I don't follow politics, or I'd be pissed all the time." I could tell she wanted me to just shut up. So I did.

Imagine trying to explain "euro bonds" or the rest of it to her. It kills me, she is a smart girl. She just doesn't care or want to be troubled (her life is troubled enough, she hates her job, needs to move, does not know what she is going to do, etc.)

Never mind football, NASCAR, and American Idol. There is a culture of not talking about and looking into these things that we are up against. There is also the fact that this economy has created a situation where folks are scrambling hard to take care of themselves, so they don't have time to look into economic news, and when they do have time, they just want to fuck off.

[Deep sigh.]

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:49 | 1919345 nmewn
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Its hard (at times) to impress on the young the importance of self can be a struggle at that age. I know I was pretty much worthless until around

When one starts accumulating "stuff" and has children perspective begins to change from self to them...then it starts hitting home. I don't fault them, actually I'm kinda envious of their obliviousness.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:58 | 1919367 chubbar
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You wouldn't be if you knew the brick wall they are going to hit shortly. You at least have some preps (or should)and are mentally prepared at some level.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:25 | 1919472 nmewn
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I'm not unfeeling about the young. It was tough for me and the lady who would become my wife starting out as well.

I remember I had saved a bag full of bicentennial quarters (gotten through pocket change) which allowed us a few bottles of Jack Daniels here and there & a few meals back in the day. 

Price wise, they would have little value today...the memories though are priceless ;-)

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:50 | 1919591 IBelieveInMagic
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Maybe the American public is instictively wise in not thinking too hard about these matters as there is very little they can do about it... You can rail all you want about Obama this, Obama that but the reality is that he is just a cog in the wheel. It is just the nature of the human system -- this iteration's expiry date is coming up. TPTB are buying time while they figure out (and negotiate) the shape of the new arrangement that can be inflicted on America and the rest of the world -- the system will not necessarily be fair (just like the current one) but it is what that can be inflicted while finding some level of stability (every one will feel the pain, the weaker, more so).

So, chill out...

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:38 | 1919729 FutureShock
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True - I hope the powers make the right moves. Talking with my family over the holiday was beyond futile. No clue and no desire to talk. I have some meager preparations but not enough and they are just clueless. If I wasn't here waiting in distress I suspose I would enjoy life more.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:58 | 1919621 Carlyle Groupie
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"I was just talking to a 20 something, she is a car sales person."

Was she hawt? Could you please go into more details about her, her height, figure, cleavage, hair/eyes, foot arch?

It would amplify the interest in your story.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:34 | 1919294 RobotTrader
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Futures rolling over

As usual, silver is getting hit the hardest out of all the items in the Risk Basket.

Wildebeest Herd will once again pile into Treasuries for the ultimate in safety and wealth preservation.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:09 | 1919404 kito
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robo, are you looking at last weeks charts? your fabulous hindsight is failing you. silver is up over 2 percent, as are the dow futures. when you have an alleged 800 billion bailout of italy, that tide will surely lift all boats

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:11 | 1919413 Hulk
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Silver getting hit hard? What fucking planet are you on ???

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:01 | 1919633 Carlyle Groupie
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So what are you saying dude? No stocks now, instead Treasuries?

I've always followed you with lemming like precision. Should I be long the 10/30? Add a NOB spread?

What should I do? Please help!

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:07 | 1919645 slewie the pi-rat
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as our Robo_Teacher, are you demonstrating that the squid's bullshit is smoother than yours, and thus more palatable?

or is your bra too tight?

silver is ^, R_T, and Ts are down

does this mean there is no hope for safety and wealth preservation, obi-globi kenobi?

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:35 | 1919295 chump666
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Yes Goldman, the endgame is so close now, but any-print job by the ECB/FED/IMF and who ever the f*ck else...oil goes to 100 you might as well prepare for a major War starting up, between superpowers.  Um, did you not notice China's joint military exercises in Pakistan last few days?...Reminding us, that a clean sweep of western forces out of Afganstan is probably going to take place very very soon...

Europe Union is dead, just a zombie now...and your banks will be next.

Global conflict is the next cue.  In saying all that, week or so rallies won't break resistance nor new highs.  Juicy short/swing trades pre x-mas

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