- advertisements -
Is that a Snickers bar floating around in Goldman's dark pool?
This is why not to cheat on your other, then get drunk and ask for a tatoo.
Tatt-poo for cheater:
Knew it had to happen eventually.
Also, interesting is that S&P would pick on the US and do nothing about the UK whose total debt in GDP terms makes the US look positively Swiss!
That said, trust a French credit agency (Fitch) to pick on the UK before it addresses its own problems! At least the UK has its own currency. There I said it :)
Maybe this will at least take the shine off that Gilt-Bund redenomination risk inversion, but I doubt it.
I just want to know what tattoo Germany will give Greece.
The UK is so silent because they know that they are in worst shape than Italy and alot of the EU. Many countries that where quiet when Greece was imploding are having trouble now, the UK will be having it's issues shortly.
The UK's financial sector exposure is simply too high for this not to eventually crush them.
Is this Sigma X Europe?
Dark Pools R' Us ...
Pay a US congressman to take a bite. They will eat anything...for a dollar.
Nope it's a Baby Ruth
Today I gave $25 to the Tim Tebow foundation.
Last week, on Thanksgiving Day, I sent $50 to ZERO HEDGE.
Norv Turner's retirement fund could use some help right now while you're at it.
Dude has been a disaster everywhere he has gone yet he still has a job. Perhaps he should go the way of the squid.
If he had taken a job with Goldman in 2007 he'd be in line for the head spot at the NY Fed by now.
Wooot, printing ridiculous amounts of fiat doesn't result in prospeeretee?
Sure it does. $2 waffle irons and $1.98 towels complete with riots at no extra charge.
Can i have my waffle iron with pepper spray and yelling straight to my face please.
Pepper waffles! Sounds southern, let's sell them in Arizona, as long as the maker is a US citizen, tax donkey
I believe it was $1.28 for them towels, not to nitpick because towels at any price are magic.
Don't forget to bring a towel!
bring a truckload of towels ..this Tory Govt is so dripping wet they make 'pathetic' look like Iron Man
...and these pussies talk tough but just deliver zero cuts while spending more and taxing more
Eaton Socialists ...put em up against a wall and 'Fire'
Greatest AAA credit.. isn't that like brownest turd in the punchbowl anymore?
Goldman's product Sigma X is a mother fucking money making machine!
Fuck the ties, get daddy a Sigma X this year!
Well BAC reported $2,036,661,000,000 (2T) of liabilities against $134,194,000,000 (134B) in revenues last year, for an analogous debt to GDP ration of slightly over 1500%. That's a good investment, right?
They are flirting with dipping below $5 today.
It was a slight exaggeration on my part designed to draw out the Goldmanites in the crowd.
This is my "I'm interested" look.
can I get access to SigmaX..!?
You don't want that. It will give you AIDS.
And free training on The Hedge.
Finance is not going to catch a break. For example, Japan just dumped their Italian holdings and went into British holdings. So now what, Japan? Go into USTs at their most expensive point? Buy (more) equities?
The end result is when finance flees the bond market, and the FX market, and pile into....wait for it.....
There are some really good synonyms for finance today that don't match the definition in Webster's. It is about investing with the mob. You really think you will get your money back? Chaos, 3 blocks up and turn right. Wait for it, it will be like a parade.
+ $55,000 Mr Lennon
Well, I am astonished. For once I'm ahead of the Market.
Quick, some handwaving diversion to distract the attention! So far the diversions and lies have worked.
no chance of uk bonds yeidls going up... read some MMT boys and girls.... next please!
have a new blog on new forms direct democracy - check it out:
So Britain is slowing down....so is the EU area...Japan too....the USA..I don´t know...the stats don´t make sense....China slowing down...but interest rates going up...commodities going up....and tensions rising inbetween teh Muslim world and the other Infidels....life is good...the consumer confidence survery just said so...
The most reviled and despised firm on the planet?
Is suddenly the "expert" on where the markets will trade next?
Handing out free advice to Zero Hedge readers on a silver platter?
So everybody can get rich betting on a UK collapse?
Sounds fishy to me.
Maybe I should bet on the opposite outcome.
Buy a bull leveraged FTSE index product then. Goldman's Sigma X is a pretty good leading indicator, though.
Perversely, buying a bull leveraged FTSE index product would not be the worst thing to do if you think the UK is going to have a debt crisis. The UK will never hard-default on its debts it will just print its way to massive inflation and currency devaluation.
A very big chunk of FTSE 100 is made up of large international companies that do most of their business outside of the UK. As the value of the pound goes down, the value of these companies measured in pounds will go up and so will the FTSE.
Goldman's Sigma X is a good way for the Squid (bless it's work) to coordinate It's Tentacles, i.e. The Shorting Squad. Works like a cartel, is legally not. Only pity you'll have to guess when to stop...
Better than your free advice.
Canadian "dark pool". Sounds like a Muzzie terror guy. Man your battle stations.
The most reviled and despised troll on ZH?
So everybody can get rich betting on retail?
Normally I too would bet against the Squid's advice. MCP is a great example, they sold their stake on the IPO and it went up, up and away. Yes, it has dropped a lot off its high, but it IPO'd at 14...
Tick Tick Tick Tick..........
The world as it was circa late 2011
The Good Judge laying the smack down.
Hungary tightened today in desperation to slow capital flight and currency collapse despite bad economy.
Coming eventually to a country near you!
Tips: tips [ at ] zerohedge.com
General: info [ at ] zerohedge.com
Legal: legal [ at ] zerohedge.com
Advertising: ads [ at ] zerohedge.com
Abuse/Complaints: abuse [ at ] zerohedge.com
Advertise With Us
Make sure to read our "How To [Read/Tip Off] Zero Hedge Without Attracting The Interest Of [Human Resources/The Treasury/Black Helicopters]" Guide
How to report offensive comments
Notice on Racial Discrimination.