Goldman's Stolper Sets New Client Corzining Record

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There are simply no words to describe this.

We opened on Monday a long NZD/$ recommendation, partly on the basis that the Fed would ease monetary policy today with additional non-conventional measures. At the same time we pointed out that New Zealand’s economy looks relatively well protected against cyclical weakness. During the week both hypotheses were confirmed with much stronger GDP data in New Zealand than expected and the extension of “Operation Twist” by the Fed.

 

At the same time, however, long NZD/$ exposure is also strongly correlated with overall risk sentiment. The continued weakness in US macro data, as illustrated by today’s Philly Fed index and deteriorating political news flow from the Eurozone, led to a sharp deterioration in broader risk sentiment.

 

With much of the macro rationale for the recommendation now past and in line with our short SPX recommendation earlier today, we cut long NZD/$ exposure for a small potential loss of 0.7%.

Stolper. FTMFW.

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Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:06 | 2548247 Conman
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Muppets enjoy getting things shoved in from behind. In fact Muppets demand it.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:07 | 2548262 AlaricBalth
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Stolperized again.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:10 | 2548275 idea_hamster
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Stolper. FTMFW.

I.e., "for the muppet-fucking win"!

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:11 | 2548288 Tyler Durden
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+1

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:32 | 2548301 Richard Chesler
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Muppet Scalping Season is officially open!

 

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:40 | 2548408 Divided States ...
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U believe that GS took a 70bps hit??? No way, they have ZERO trading loss days quarter in and quarter out....they didnt take no effin loss. GS only saying that to make the clients feel like they werent alone...but we all know the truth that in reality GS made the 70bps off their clients.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:42 | 2548419 asteroids
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Gotta remember leverage on FX is 100:1. Losing 1% is very damaging to a porfolio.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 16:15 | 2548592 JimBowie1958
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I think in the US it is now limited to 50%.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 16:27 | 2548631 malikai
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Can someone explain to me where Goldman's muppets get their money from? I'm just curious to know where this inexhaustable stream of rich suckers is coming from.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 16:29 | 2548648 potlatch
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Judging from my cohort?  The children of rich boomers who park their trusts, smoke too much weed, and start up jewelry businesses using only fair trade jade from Nepal.

 

Or other such children-of-boomer pipe dream

 

it is The Great Squandering.

 

 

PS: my folks are dirt farmers.  I have zero trusts to squander.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 22:43 | 2549631 FEDbuster
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In the end the "dirt farmers" will be driving the Ferraris (paraphrasing Jim Rogers).  Forget about jade jewelry, stock up on seeds (weed won't be a bad crop) for your parents farm.  Collapse always involves a lack of food:

 

Starving Greeks queued around the block for free food handouts yesterday as the country's politicians managed to end a crippling stalemate to form a coalition government.

Young children as well as the elderly waited in line in Athens to collect the parcels of fruit and vegetables donated by farmers from Crete to help ease the devastating austerity faced by many Greeks. 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2161651/Starving-Greeks-food-thousands-politicians-finally-form-coalition-government--long-last.html#ixzz1yUCcZM93

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 17:34 | 2548874 Not Too Important
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Your 401K, your IRA, your pension, your savings and checking account, your city taxes, your county taxes, your state taxes, and your federal taxes. Oh, and everything else everyone has any financial stake in. Even PMs.

If anyone loses money, directly or indirectly, somewhere GSJPM is on the other side of the trade.

This is GS's Muppett money - OPM - Other People's Money. This is the new USGSJPM.

Enjoy it, or it's camp for you.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 17:35 | 2548876 Carl Spackler
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Answer:  Federal taxpayers via the PBGC bailout fund.   (What do I win, Monty?)

In other words, now underfunded pension funds, whose Investment Advisors (i.e., muppets) continue to make leveraged bets to meet their annual acturial return expectations (and lose), thereby evenutally forcing the PBGC to bail out the union hack beneficiaries after being leaned on by corrupt Congressional Democrats seeking re-election and campaign fundraising.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 18:19 | 2548983 rocker
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When we had the Bush/Hank Paulson/Neel Kashkari  Bailouts of 2008 Goldman was in trouble.

Paulson and Kashkari were both X Goldman employees.

To help Goldman somehow a magic wand was placed over Goldman and they got bank status.

So now, they too can go to the FED discount window and borrow on and off the books.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 19:59 | 2549241 Captain Planet
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Ever meet a small business owner who knows nothing but his own business?

There are a few million well-to-do people out there who work their asses off in buildng shit, cooking shit, fixing shit and so on, who work nearly every day of the week, and therefor save a good portion of their income. 

I know quite a few, and I reckon they are still doing rather well, not wastefully spending their money, only to end up investing with vampire squids desguised as suited frat boys n girls. 

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 01:41 | 2549983 canary
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Better still can you intro them to me?  I have some great deals I know they will like.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:56 | 2548429 MarsInScorpio
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Mr. Durden, don't they know who you are?

 

"I'm Bad. I'm the baddest MF in the world. I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!!"

-30-

 

http://youtu.be/KiU5NKajhBA

 

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 16:31 | 2548654 Dr. Kenneth Noi...
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Stolpered out!

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 17:14 | 2548819 ZeroAvatar
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Conzine is laying low somewhere, hoping all this will blow over.  WE WON'T FORGET, Conzine!

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 19:36 | 2549179 fuu
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<golf clap>

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:24 | 2548330 duo
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speaking of Muppets

http://youtu.be/urRugc52Bs0

 

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:31 | 2548355 slaughterer
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A rare video of Stolper stolpering:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN8qrNQjFoU

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:06 | 2548249 TheEmperor
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Eat your peas!!  Muppets!

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:07 | 2548261 TheDarkKnight
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Let them eat cake.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:09 | 2548273 CPL
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Let them smoke crack.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:06 | 2548250 Dr. Engali
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What is that Tyler 14 of 14? I've lost track.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:07 | 2548266 Al Huxley
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Easier just to track the percentage, then it never changes, always 100.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:13 | 2548299 fonzannoon
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Al I am going out on a limb here...Two weeks from now we get a negative NFP and GDP barely hugs 0%. Thats when we get slammed and when we do that's when gold starts the climb to 2k. Your pictures of food analogy was great. You seem to know gold pretty well. What do you think?

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:44 | 2548428 Al Huxley
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Seems that the worse the global solvency issues get, the more blatant the lying and price manipulation becomes in the paper/futures gold world, so its hard to say, but I think the traditional late-June early-July low, is probably still a safe bet.  Regardless of what the price does, though, holding physical PMs still seems like the best insurance possible given the current global financial situation.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:16 | 2548307 CPL
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Yeah, he's had enough misses to start placing his percentage of failure instead of his ratio, he's well past the ten attempt pick and fail rate, best he can aim for is low to high ninities.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:17 | 2548312 slaughterer
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Where do I sign up to get Stolper's recommendations before everybody else does?  I want a direct electronic connection to his brain. 

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:40 | 2548409 Arnold Ziffel
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[NZ] Houses prices will drop, bank warns

 

The rapid rises in house prices in Auckland are unsustainable, says Westpac.

''Interest rates will not stay this low forever. We expect rates to rise substantially over the 2013 to 2015 period, as the Reserve Bank struggles to contain inflationary pressures arising from the Canterbury rebuild. Higher interest rates would put the brakes on the housing market in short order,'' Stephens said. ''And second, house prices in New Zealand remain stretched relative to incomes.''

 

http://www.stuff.co.nz/auckland/local-news/6645256/Houses-prices-will-dr...

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 19:15 | 2549115 ForTheWorld
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Yet the only way for housing prices in Australia, if you were to ask Westpac (funny how we now refer to corporations as if they were people), is up, because we have such strong fundamentals here apparently.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:07 | 2548256 bigkahuna
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Why does this guy still have a job!?

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:13 | 2548290 101 years and c...
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this guess is making them gobs of money.  corzining clients this quickly makes him eligible for Lloyd's job.....as lloyd prepares to take turbo's job.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:30 | 2548348 financial apoca...
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you called it 101

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:09 | 2548267 jbc77
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Who gets these Goldman reco's? Are these large, whale type clients gettting these trading ideas? Obviously the retail guy never sniff's this garbage. Does a Goldman rep call up one of his muppets with these fantastic ideas or what?

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:13 | 2548297 Seorse Gorog fr...
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It's a bucket shop boiler room scam. Like that film. Boiler Room.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:09 | 2548270 Seize Mars
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Wait, is it "Stolpered," or is it "Corzined?"

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:11 | 2548284 Dr. Engali
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Stolzined or Corpered either will work.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:17 | 2548311 ghengis86
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If you get Stoplered, your money will be Corzined.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:13 | 2548300 Matt
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Yeah, the headline tries to combine two different things.

Stolpered: when someone with a track record of being wrong 100 percent of the time gives you advice, and you lose money taking that advice.

Corzined: When you steal clients segregated funds to use as collateral for your own debts.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 16:06 | 2548550 css1971
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Note. It isn't quite clear if said advice is deliberately diseminated misinformation so Goldman can unload uncomfortable positions. Seems likely.

Sat, 06/23/2012 - 12:03 | 2553745 BooMushroom
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Like the ratings agencies, they will swear up and down that it is "just an opinion."

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:15 | 2548305 I Am Not a Copp...
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Corzolpered?

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:23 | 2548326 Andy Lewis
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Stepford?

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 17:17 | 2548823 ZeroAvatar
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"Stol-Zucker-Zined".  Bitchez.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:10 | 2548277 Pairadimes
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Not even a reacharound. RAND () has a better track record than these guys.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:27 | 2548280 reader2010
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It's called the American Freedom.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 15:11 | 2548281 Northeaster
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"New Zealand’s economy looks relatively well protected against cyclical weakness" -

Maybe off-topic, but recently read that New Zealand banks are now the "go to" country for Russian money laundering? Maybe that is why they stated "protected"?

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