Goodbye Operation Twist, Hello QE X+1

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jomama's picture

capitulation, bitchez.

Michael's picture

We don't make children's toys in this country.

OnT

I said this in a previous thread and got some perrty interesting comments;

Michael

Ben Bernanke better get that fucking QE3 going soon.

I need to see the destruction of the world economy maximized for my amusement.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 02:55 | bid the soldier...

Did you want that in 2D, 3D or IMax? Thu, 09/29/2011 - 03:08 | toto

For the first time ever it is going to be in 4D.

Better than expected...........

............or worse?

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 03:28 | bid the soldier...

 

Gimme a hint.

Is the 4th D a time thingy or a space thingy?

GetZeeGold's picture

 

QE to infinity..........it's the only way.

 

How much do you need?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc8siEPd9GA&NR=1&feature=fvwp

 

DormRoom's picture

more printing will only push the world into global stagflation. It won't solve unemployment, and likely cause price instability.  The USD reserve currency will be undermined.  USD-YEN implosiong will cause Japan to go into a serious recession.  CDS wolfpack will attack her.  Then we will talk about Japan, like we did the Eurozone, this year.

 

  Only direct job fiscal stimulus can save the US.

Weisbrot's picture

 

 

 

Calvin Coolidge had it right - cut Government spending by 40%

get the Government out of the way and

within 1 many be 2 years and things will be moving in the right direction

 

 

eazyas's picture

what do i short ?

GetZeeGold's picture

 

Short anything but gold.

 

zhandax's picture

VIX  (personally, I would wait until next Friday.  Good chances of some rockin news since this pronouncement arrived a week early)

Mike2756's picture

Bull flag in the vix, market is still going to sell off, maybe won't go very far. 1000 spx?

spdrdr's picture

This has gotta be bullish for stocks! 

QE3 guaranteed, plus a bonus bail-out of failing (flailing) European banks.

Waiter!  More pop-corn all around!

 

DaBernank's picture

Whoo-hooo! and a side order of CRM out-of-the-money calls, please.

yabs's picture

oh god i want to see this stock market tank, not currencie4s

st5ill good for gold and silver

Hman's picture

 

QE X+1 (X to infinity)

swissaustrian's picture

It should be QE(x+1) as the amount of money printed has to rise exponentially

RemiG2010's picture

QE(x+1) = YOU ARE GOING TO BE OBSCENELY RICH!

GetZeeGold's picture

 

 

QE(x+1) .......there outta be a derivative for that.

Andy_Jackson_Jihad's picture

OK Mr. "I know calculus and how to use the rich text editor" now apply some continuously compounding leverage to that  and make a discontinuity below zero to factor in bail-outs.

wee-weed up's picture

So, the BerMonkey is going to start flinging his feces yet again!

lunaticfringe's picture

The market cratered because Ben had alluded to something more significant than Operation Twist. When that extra something didn't materialize, markets went... Mr. Softy.

The deflation is here. China has all but screwed the pooch, and when the Chinese balloon officially pops, I think Ben goes apeshit. The fucker is like a junkyard dog on a bum's ass. He just doesn't quit.

Mr_Wonderful's picture

Well, last Monday the number of October Put Option Contracts against the S&P 500 was over 7 million. It´s probably up to ten million by now.

Usually the monthly number is 10-20,000.

Motley Fool's picture

When everyone is on that side of the boat....Bernanke fires up the printers. :P

Mr_Wonderful's picture

The ducks are being lined up.

Apparently it´ll be Tank Tuesday the eighteenth unless the terriers blow up a U.S. or European city before that.

Racer's picture

Oh great, the rich get richer and the poor get to starve

and then the ChairSatan will fall

Vive la Revolution

Outlaw Of The Wasteland's picture

zimbabwe ben may go down as they greatest traitor in the history of our failed country.

BlackholeDivestment's picture

...OK, I have the personal credablility (As the (a) victim of the moral hazard) to arrest Chairsatan and the 911 Jets, but... The Truth is ( no defense) overcome by the new world order social ''democracy''. The Republic of the United States is dead! ...I'm dead! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdbLqOXmJ04

BlackholeDivestment's picture

Mutton, lol, you ask ''whut''. Yeah bud, I can bare witness and win that case, can't you? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEUYGZ36mr8&feature=fvst

Mr_Wonderful's picture

The Bernank can´t do jack####.

The FED is already leveraged 60-1 against its capital.

A relatively small rise in interest rates, resulting in a fall of the value of its portfolio, would quickly render it technically insolvent - forcing it to sell bonds, that is contract the money supply.

GetZeeGold's picture

 

Paper to gold is 100:1

The FED is slacking off.........print baby print.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q6VsR_4PuQ

 

Snidley Whipsnae's picture

" forcing it to sell bonds, that is contract the money supply."

Perhaps some other soverign will decide to sell bonds? ... Stranger things have happend, and the first out the door will avoid being trampled by the herd.

Mr_Wonderful's picture

I doubt it.

All hell would break loose and the world financial system is precarious enough as it is.

Bicycle Repairman's picture

"the first out the door will avoid being trampled by the herd"

Anyone who tried to be first out the door got "shock and awe".  Try "the door" at your peril.

BigJim's picture

The FED is already leveraged 60-1 against its capital.

A relatively small rise in interest rates, resulting in a fall of the value of its portfolio, would quickly render it technically insolvent

You think the Fed is bound by normal accounting rules? LOL. I keep hearing this: the Fed can go bankrupt here, the Fed can go bankrupt there.

Ask yourself this: Under what circumstances can a counterfeiter ever go bankrupt? Seems to me: only when you take away his printer. Has that happened to the Fed yet?

Mr_Wonderful's picture

Yeah, you´re right.

I forgot the accounting change the FED snuck in last January.

The change allows the Fed to denote losses by the various regional reserve banks that make up the Fed system as a liability to the Treasury (that would be you the taxpayer) rather than a hit to its capital. It would then simply direct future profits from Fed operations toward that liability.

Clever isn´t it.

Of course the Tylers covered it at the time:

http://www.zerohedge.com/article/accounting-gimmick-makes-fed-insolvency...

 

BrocilyBeef's picture

60-1. I had no idea it was that bad. What that hell is that "1" though? Paper dinosaurs?

maxcody's picture

Bring the market down to S&P 1008 then gold down to 1325 correction so I can

load up on gold.  Thank You uncle Ben.  My mother's brother was a waco double

Doctorate at Prinction. 

BrocilyBeef's picture

slap that silver to gold ratio so that I can get silver to get gold...

JPL's picture

Remember me where is heading inflation in the US ?

I think I need to buy a gun's picture

How can this small group of fuckin people dictate everything in this country......the people still haven't woken up....we all have to bow down to what bernanke is going to say every month.......

Bicycle Repairman's picture

I said they'd "back door" the Germans. 

But NOOOO! 

SLAM DUNK RIGHT IN YO' GRILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOOYAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Mr.Sono's picture

come on guys have even thought that he might be out of ink and need to put in a new cartridge? With Obama in the office and no qe3. yeah like thats going to happen.

BrocilyBeef's picture

You don't think he has a store room of ink cartridges? This is the Bernank's hoard, son.

TradingJoe's picture

Benjie can't do shit without a political "approval" and that ain't coming anytime soon!
PERIOD!