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I said this in a previous thread and got some perrty interesting comments;
Ben Bernanke better get that fucking QE3 going soon.
I need to see the destruction of the world economy maximized for my amusement.
For the first time ever it is going to be in 4D.
Better than expected...........
Gimme a hint.
Is the 4th D a time thingy or a space thingy?
QE to infinity..........it's the only way.
How much do you need?
more printing will only push the world into global stagflation. It won't solve unemployment, and likely cause price instability. The USD reserve currency will be undermined. USD-YEN implosiong will cause Japan to go into a serious recession. CDS wolfpack will attack her. Then we will talk about Japan, like we did the Eurozone, this year.
Only direct job fiscal stimulus can save the US.
Just say no to stimulus.
Calvin Coolidge had it right - cut Government spending by 40%
get the Government out of the way and
within 1 many be 2 years and things will be moving in the right direction
never cave in
what do i short ?
Short anything but gold.
VIX (personally, I would wait until next Friday. Good chances of some rockin news since this pronouncement arrived a week early)
Bull flag in the vix, market is still going to sell off, maybe won't go very far. 1000 spx?
This has gotta be bullish for stocks!
QE3 guaranteed, plus a bonus bail-out of failing (flailing) European banks.
Waiter! More pop-corn all around!
Whoo-hooo! and a side order of CRM out-of-the-money calls, please.
oh god i want to see this stock market tank, not currencie4s
st5ill good for gold and silver
QE X+1 (X to infinity)
It should be QE(x+1) as the amount of money printed has to rise exponentially
QE(x+1) = F*U*C*K + ed
QE(x+1) = YOU ARE GOING TO BE OBSCENELY RICH!
QE(x+1) .......there outta be a derivative for that.
OK Mr. "I know calculus and how to use the rich text editor" now apply some continuously compounding leverage to that and make a discontinuity below zero to factor in bail-outs.
So, the BerMonkey is going to start flinging his feces yet again!
The market cratered because Ben had alluded to something more significant than Operation Twist. When that extra something didn't materialize, markets went... Mr. Softy.
The deflation is here. China has all but screwed the pooch, and when the Chinese balloon officially pops, I think Ben goes apeshit. The fucker is like a junkyard dog on a bum's ass. He just doesn't quit.
Well, last Monday the number of October Put Option Contracts against the S&P 500 was over 7 million. It´s probably up to ten million by now.
Usually the monthly number is 10-20,000.
When everyone is on that side of the boat....Bernanke fires up the printers. :P
The ducks are being lined up.
Apparently it´ll be Tank Tuesday the eighteenth unless the terriers blow up a U.S. or European city before that.
Oh great, the rich get richer and the poor get to starve
and then the ChairSatan will fall
Vive la Revolution
zimbabwe ben may go down as they greatest traitor in the history of our failed country.
...OK, I have the personal credablility (As the (a) victim of the moral hazard) to arrest Chairsatan and the 911 Jets, but... The Truth is ( no defense) overcome by the new world order social ''democracy''. The Republic of the United States is dead! ...I'm dead! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdbLqOXmJ04
Mutton, lol, you ask ''whut''. Yeah bud, I can bare witness and win that case, can't you? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEUYGZ36mr8&feature=fvst
The Bernank can´t do jack####.
The FED is already leveraged 60-1 against its capital.
A relatively small rise in interest rates, resulting in a fall of the value of its portfolio, would quickly render it technically insolvent - forcing it to sell bonds, that is contract the money supply.
Paper to gold is 100:1
The FED is slacking off.........print baby print.
" forcing it to sell bonds, that is contract the money supply."
Perhaps some other soverign will decide to sell bonds? ... Stranger things have happend, and the first out the door will avoid being trampled by the herd.
I doubt it.
All hell would break loose and the world financial system is precarious enough as it is.
"the first out the door will avoid being trampled by the herd"
Anyone who tried to be first out the door got "shock and awe". Try "the door" at your peril.
A relatively small rise in interest rates, resulting in a fall of the value of its portfolio, would quickly render it technically insolvent
You think the Fed is bound by normal accounting rules? LOL. I keep hearing this: the Fed can go bankrupt here, the Fed can go bankrupt there.
Ask yourself this: Under what circumstances can a counterfeiter ever go bankrupt? Seems to me: only when you take away his printer. Has that happened to the Fed yet?
Yeah, you´re right.
I forgot the accounting change the FED snuck in last January.
The change allows the Fed to denote losses by the various regional reserve banks that make up the Fed system as a liability to the Treasury (that would be you the taxpayer) rather than a hit to its capital. It would then simply direct future profits from Fed operations toward that liability.
Clever isn´t it.
Of course the Tylers covered it at the time:
60-1. I had no idea it was that bad. What that hell is that "1" though? Paper dinosaurs?
Bring the market down to S&P 1008 then gold down to 1325 correction so I can
load up on gold. Thank You uncle Ben. My mother's brother was a waco double
Doctorate at Prinction.
slap that silver to gold ratio so that I can get silver to get gold...
Remember me where is heading inflation in the US ?
How can this small group of fuckin people dictate everything in this country......the people still haven't woken up....we all have to bow down to what bernanke is going to say every month.......
...and the German Parliament sells out labor. Son of a ...
I said they'd "back door" the Germans.
SLAM DUNK RIGHT IN YO' GRILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
come on guys have even thought that he might be out of ink and need to put in a new cartridge? With Obama in the office and no qe3. yeah like thats going to happen.
You don't think he has a store room of ink cartridges? This is the Bernank's hoard, son.
Benjie can't do shit without a political "approval" and that ain't coming anytime soon!
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