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The math problem requires an unacceptable answer, therefore it must be ignored.
It will be ignored until it isnt.
Trade the trend. Find the inflection points, but reality is for entertainment purposes only. It should not be used for trading purposes.
It will be ignored until next year. All the ramifications Peter is talking about take time. For now, we can go back to watching the world series or Paris Hilton porn and ignore all and everything until next year. I'm almost willing to bet thre will be no melt-down THIS year at this point.
It will be taken by gunpoint from the tax payers and redistributed to the.....oh wait, did I say that out loud?
all spot on, after the mother of all short-squeeze yesterday, the market is continuing the ride today, not even giving anything back, that clearly indicates rally to continue with coordinated easing and QE kicking-in. Could be window dressing, but all risk assets in same mode, including $, copper, oil, silver. this party is on. Shorts are fucked. Graham Summers just out with another idiotic all guns and canned food investment "letter"
Is the market blind, manipulated or irrational? Really doesn't matter. The effect is the same. Caveat emptor.
I do think with no annoucment of QE3 on the 1st and 2nd you could see a litte sell off......but then, it'll be off to the races again into the new year.
Does Paris have a new movie out? I've been trying to find something to do until the end comes.
Quarter is the new Half
Just give them a sliver and call it the "new, low calorie" apple and be done with it.
Works with ever other product in the store.
Based on the past growth performance of apples, a quarter is expected to grow into a half over the next 20 years.
I believe the answer will require the use of a mirror, and perhaps some smoke...
Growing the apple is the hoped for answer.
It's hard to run a really good debt peonage system if bondholders have to take losses. If they did, they wouldn't be able to denominate the value of the peons' labor.
There's an App for that.
Remember there are negative numbers. Multiply two negatves and get a positive--must be what goverments are doing.
Fractional Reserve "guaranteeing" is an oxymoron, no?
...An oxymoron that meets the definition of fraud.
Simple. Plant the seeds of the apple in the ground and wait for an apple tree to grow enough apples. Everyone starves while waiting but we can ignore that minor detail.
Of course you still need energy (now expensive) to provide water and fertillizer. Yes, the answer is unacceptable. The secret is, there is not secret. got physical assets?
After a big run up physical assets dont usually do so well for a while.
I think now is the time for paper. I may be able to get twice as much land and physical assets for my EWZ if I wait a while.
If you think asset deflation is coming, that's a good plan. I'm betting on inflation and hence, holding assets (except a comfortable amount of cash for an emergency).
You need money for fertilizer and water? I get free water from the sky (I think it's called rain) and free fertilizer out of my ass!
My god man, don't you know what's coming?
You need to brush up on your horticultural knowledge quickly. No good having a pile of gold but can't scrape a meal together!
There is plenty of free "fertilizer" being produced in the economic data/statistics out of DC...
Just a Hanker Chief. Makes me weep it does.
How many Greeks does it take to plant an apple seed? All of them + one German.
creditors would lose 970 trillion
Should be billion. Unless Tyler is factoring in total collapse of the derivatives market too, although I don't think there's 970trillion gross even in that space.
Trillion, billion, schmillion.. at these levels what's the difference?
There is that much in the derivatives market....all held by J.P. Morgan.
Trillion, Billion, Million confusion is a problem. The f-wads in charge skim off the top. whether it goes to buy their book, fund their in-laws construction company, to their buddies solar firm, their lobbyists defence firm, their own carbon credits company, or their benifactors bank. It's all skimmed off the top. In all accounting 1% is hardly ever noticed or looked after. Think about it, if you throw 100 dollar bills in the wind, after you find and pick up the first 99 how long would you look to find that last dollar. Gov't spending is the same (except that gov'ts probably would quit when they find the first 70 dollars, it's not their money anyway). Let' assume the only 1% is skimmed. 1% of a million is 10K and not worth the time. 1% of a billion is 10M and most wouldn't sell their country for 10M , but 10B? 10B of nearly any currancy in the world will make evil men out of most. When these NWO folks are kicking around trillions who the hell is finding out wher the billions are going. F-n-A that's a lot of evil potential just floating out in the wind.
That was a misprint.
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be $970 Billion....Ouch still....
The guarantors can't handle losses that big.
The guarantors can't handle losses that big.
Boo fucking hoo. They should not have guaranteed then. These insurance dilletantes need to be taken down. Instead ,with all these bailouts, they are being coddled to the point of absurdity. When the transaction is on their side, you better pay up. When the transaction goes against them, they whine like bitches that they need bailouts.
Wait, I think I know the answer. Is it to punch someone else in the beak in the hope of distracting everyone from the unpleasantness at hand, and hopefully picking up a few apples in the process?
Tom? I think you mean Timmeh
Tom China has 1 $20 crack rock...40 European crack ho's beg for the crack rock, while also promising to be in crack rehab and totaly cured by Monday, while enroute to the Nunnery...how much crack does each crack ho get and what are the odds of success that their promise to become nuns by the end of the year, and how many $20 crack rocks are then distributed from Toms original 1 rock?
AM I the only guy here that's rubbed his gonads on the Elgin Marbles? Will that get me a rock to give to a nun just when she gets out of rehab for a fun afternoon?Is that a Plan or is it a Plan?Is it as good a Plan as the EU's between a Rock and a Gonad Plan?
Who gives a rat's ass. This is all hopie and changeie shit anyhow.Nothing.Not a Fucking Thing Has Changed.The EU is still Bankrupt.They have not yet even discussed the disease (spending in excess of revenues) but continue to focus on symptoms.The Euro and EU are fucking dead, what all with the Rule of Law, of Contracts being abrogated with the Private Sector taking the Haircut and the Public Sector going out Whole when it's the fucking Public Sector Made the Problems in the First Fucking Place.This is Europe's GM moment on a Continental Scale.Lehman was a drop in the Proverbial Bucket, Bitchez.
knukels, you sound upset!
"Not a Fucking Thing Has Changed", yes! and it's this way since quite a lot of time!
are you old enough to remember Mexico? or not that long ago Russia? or just shortly Brazil?
don't worry, the EU and the EUR will be still here next time you come to visit...
Ghordie, I remember Penn Central and Continental Illinios, was trading bonds and running portfolios in them days. The song, the music neve,r ever changes.It's always illiquidity or insolvency. Always through the debt side of the ledger....What's disgusting (not upsetting, downright disgusting) is the fucking song and dance show time at the Acrapolis routine that these fucking EU politicians engaged in. No substance, mere shallow form. And yes, I shall visit again. I happen to love Europe, having been an ex-pat there for many many years, so my frustration is not from the perspective of a xenophobic Yank, but one who loves the place and hates seeing it driven into poverty unnecessarily.
... some unknowns there, number of Johns and fuckable children of the hoes .. ( aka sheeple to sell & fuck ) ....
lemme guess - the hoe with most of the children ( 82 Millions ), and the most of the fucks will get the rock, shoot or knive all the others and dump them to the river . Tom China will buy himself an Hummer, make an phonecall to the Tom Manhattan, create an AAA rated Fund on the on the hoe, and sell it to the sheeple as retirement.
... I'm still workin' on it. Me dumb.
One meelion dollars
Problem: Most Amerikkans can't do pre-school math.
Without an iPod or another electronic device to provide them with the correct answer.
Oh, technology - you've advanced us so!
Anyone have an S4 to ask? Be curious to the responses...
"Ask again tomorrow" "Powers say 'yes'" "Ich bin ein hosen" "Bow before Watson"
American Bankers Can
E = M C nth
Earnings = Mine (as in Bankers) X Conned from to the n the degree
Yeah, but if Amerikkans deploy their main competence with the simple lowtec, there'll be an fast solution:
... we substitute the numbers with the headshots and choke, then count ...
Goldman Sux will be ready to give some free math lessons in no time ...
970 trillion? should just say .97 quadrillion just so you can use that word
More likely answer, takes someones else's apples.
Give them four equal sized turds that were derivatives of an apple eaten earlier, problem solved!
Now, that is leverage!
Anyone that understands CDS's and is this true?
I'm told, so my "paper kills world" scenario goes something like this:
This weekend, one of the Big Players figures out they have more obligations due to the "voluntary" Greek pseudo-default and they're likely to go down because they won't be able to meet an obligation on a CDS.
Then, along about Tuesday of next week, they decide (woefully short of cash) to renege on a CDS obligation.
Wednesday, the counterparty who got stiffed discovers that they now don't have the dough to meet an even larger commitment and, since this is now quickly turning into musical chairs, they stiff the next party.
Within a week, maybe three or four tops, the whole global CDS settlement problem seizes up and we find out how good the political types really are at turning dirty paper into money.
not a chance in a billion...
Now there you go again using logic!
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