Grand Theft Auto: FOMC City - Bank Robbers Throw Cash Out Of Volvo In South Los Angeles

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Once upon a time we thought that literally throwing cash out of rapidly moving objects was a privilege strictly reserved for Fed chairmen. Not any more. Moments ago, a car chase in South Los Angeles went horribly right, when two bank thieves who managed to find a Bank of America branch which actually had cash in it, and robbed it, proceeded to throw cash out of the moving car as it was being chased by a cohort of cops. Since the getaway car happened to be a Volvo, they naturally failed to get away, but not before they became local Robin Hood-type heroes to the massive gathering of gawkers all of whom would appear gainfully employed if only they were not just standing there, doing nothing, and hoping to steal the already stolen money in a major LA intersection at 11:30 am local time on a Wednesday. At least we now have the first two joint candidates to take over the BOE's soon to be vacant governorship.

Watch below.

The aftermath of the chase is still going and can be seen here.

Finally, an artist's impression of what would have happened if it was a certain Ben Bernanke driving the Volvo.

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Wed, 09/12/2012 - 14:37 | 2786779 piliage
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How Keynesian.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 14:40 | 2786797 Pladizow
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The robbers realized it was only fiat!

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 14:44 | 2786816 shutdown
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Now THAT is funny!  :)

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 14:46 | 2786829 Pladizow
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Bernanke will not appreciate the competition and this money velocity will definitely vex him!

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 14:52 | 2786858 hedgeless_horseman
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"Wow.  Wow."

Megan's journalism professors are so proud of her.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 14:53 | 2786865 Jason T
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robbers realized it was all just a bunch of IOUs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GSXbgfKFWg

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 15:08 | 2786932 ZerOhead
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Police are asking the public to turn the the stolen loot found in the streets over to them.

Any bills with serial numbers that can be identified by BOA will be returned to them.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 15:08 | 2786944 Dr. Richard Head
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I would anticipate that happening as soon as banksters of the world mark their assets to market. 

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 15:15 | 2786965 Nothing To See Here
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This is actually bearish for the markets. Those robbers having proved that BOA has cash, it lowers the probability of more QE coming.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 15:17 | 2786975 Tijuana Donkey Show
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Yes, but this probably impacted their capital ratios quite a bit. 

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 15:20 | 2786983 SheepRevolution
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Here's a link for a 11 minute video-clip of the Volvo-choppa:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bbRW_mvlxA

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 15:28 | 2787027 Dalago
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Imagine that shit?  Fed Reserve going around in volvo's just tossing cash out the window.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 15:35 | 2787065 waterwitch
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Can someone explain why none of the 20 police cars have their lights flashing?

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 15:53 | 2787150 BorisTheBlade
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Maybe deep in their hearts they wanted them to get away. Robbers didn't do anything different from your average keynesian central banker, well, except for getting caught.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 16:04 | 2787207 eatthebanksters
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Just Helicopter Ben's micro-economic policy in action!  (No pun intended). 

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 17:35 | 2787546 FoxMulder
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This was a test of the new Fed stimulus program. See we don't need a helicopter.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 19:51 | 2787834 nmewn
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The Volvo had a Obama/Biden bumper sticker on it...probably another professor snapping & running amok again ;-)

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 16:27 | 2787300 JohnKozac
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When the jury sees the glove doesn't fit, they will both be let free.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 21:02 | 2787971 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Tijuana Donkey Show said:

Yes, but this probably impacted their capital ratios quite a bit.

When a bank is robbed by someone other than management, I believe the average take is around $1500. Given BoA's propensity for leverage, I'd say this single robbery has had an impact on BoA capital of somewhere between 0.4 and 0.7 Corzines.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 02:23 | 2788449 Problem Is
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Was JPM Bankster Dimon stealing The Corz's stolen MF Global customer funds a 1.6 Corzines?

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 07:02 | 2788609 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Was JPM Bankster Dimon stealing The Corz's stolen MF Global customer funds a 1.6 Corzines?

Being the unit reference case, that amount would be exactly one Corzine in stolen customer funds.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 15:22 | 2786995 piliage
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And the public are asking the bankers and cops to go fuck themselves and change careers.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 18:17 | 2787646 fiddy pence haf...
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"That's as good as money, sir" says my avatar

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 16:57 | 2787426 Freddie
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They were doing The Ben Bernank...aka God's work.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 15:25 | 2787010 ziggy59
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The alleged robbers should quote corzine...

They "don't know where the money is."

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 16:07 | 2787223 eatthebanksters
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No problem...it's from segregated accounts!

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 16:47 | 2787391 Miss Expectations
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I think that the drive thru at JP Morgan Chase was too long to make a quick vaporizing deposit.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 04:36 | 2788520 Black Friday
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If only they were driving one.

 

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 14:42 | 2786804 LaLiLuLeLo
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:Bernanke's wet dream

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 14:44 | 2786819 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Bernanke wishes he was this Keynesian.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 14:47 | 2786839 azzhatter
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You know Bernanke jacked off to this video

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 15:05 | 2786920 SheepRevolution
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Actually, he should learn something from this video:

1. Print money

2. Throw them out through the window

3. Aggregate demand skyrockets

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 15:24 | 2787002 piliage
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But he will ignore the fact that the effects are:

1) Localized

2) Short Term

3) Unsustainable

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 14:43 | 2786810 flacon
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Assholes... now they will be charged with littering.... it happened just a few months ago - throwing cash on the ground is littering - a felony. 

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 16:18 | 2787266 BorisTheBlade
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I say they were spreading wealth and facilitating trickle down effect from the last round of quantitative easing. Money was picked up and spent shortly thereafter thereby contributing to consumer spending and GDP growth therefore helping economy recover. Cops chasing them for hours burned X amount of gas thereby contributing to government spending and further boosting GDP numbers. Plus, cops were busy in the process, thus employment in the government sector was positively affected. Of course Krugman will disagree and say what they did was not nearly enough and they should've picked a bigger car and throw money faster while not getting caught much longer, well they probably don't have a PhD. Amateurs.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 14:49 | 2786840 LMAOLORI
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No how progressive seems people don't know the real story of Robin Hood he stole money from a tyrannical government who was taxing it's subjects into abject poverty to give back to the people. The folks who stole this money are common thieves.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 22:10 | 2788068 goldfish1
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where do you live

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 16:01 | 2787195 FL_Conservative
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What, they didn't have a helicopter?  What putzes!!

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 02:02 | 2788432 Xue
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They are just trying to stimulate aggregate demand.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 14:37 | 2786782 Janice
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Robb'in da Hood!

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 14:43 | 2786811 SheepRevolution
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QE-Weed

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 14:49 | 2786847 veyron
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Q Weed 3

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 19:17 | 2787760 Muppet of the U...
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D M T

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 19:19 | 2787764 James
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The City of Weed, California for some reason keeps having to replace City limit signs.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 21:05 | 2787976 TheFourthStooge-ing
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The City of Weed, California for some reason keeps having to replace City limit signs.

They should just sell the damned things on the internet and turn an expense into income.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 14:44 | 2786817 SemperFord
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Da Hood is right, you can tell by the apartment buildings, still, better fo the Po people to have that cash than anybody in DC or the majority of governement workers. Besides, they can just print more, right Ben?

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 14:51 | 2786856 DosZap
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Guess Bernie couldn't afford fuel for da choppa.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 15:27 | 2787022 waterwitch
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Volvo copter Ben.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 14:37 | 2786786 Watts_D_Matter
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Gives a new meaning to "FAST MONEY".....

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 14:38 | 2786788 zilverreiger
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robin hood , it begins, break out the guillotines

 

too bad it's not silver and gold they are throwing out

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