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Grand Theft Auto: FOMC City - Bank Robbers Throw Cash Out Of Volvo In South Los Angeles

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Once upon a time we thought that literally throwing cash out of rapidly moving objects was a privilege strictly reserved for Fed chairmen. Not any more. Moments ago, a car chase in South Los Angeles went horribly right, when two bank thieves who managed to find a Bank of America branch which actually had cash in it, and robbed it, proceeded to throw cash out of the moving car as it was being chased by a cohort of cops. Since the getaway car happened to be a Volvo, they naturally failed to get away, but not before they became local Robin Hood-type heroes to the massive gathering of gawkers all of whom would appear gainfully employed if only they were not just standing there, doing nothing, and hoping to steal the already stolen money in a major LA intersection at 11:30 am local time on a Wednesday. At least we now have the first two joint candidates to take over the BOE's soon to be vacant governorship.

Watch below.

The aftermath of the chase is still going and can be seen here.

Finally, an artist's impression of what would have happened if it was a certain Ben Bernanke driving the Volvo.

 

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Wed, 09/12/2012 - 20:45 | 2787931 chump666
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Bernanke doing bath salts? 

That was wild.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 22:40 | 2788119 mick_richfield
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The unbearable lightness of fiat.

I was just thinking about how great it would have been to be there and see this happen.

And I realized -- if I had actually seen that money fluttering in the breeze with cars speeding and sirens howling, I would have stood there and laughed and had a great time.

But if those bastards had been crazy enough to throw bags full of silver dollars out of their windows -- I would have risked my life to grab as many as I could.

 

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 23:28 | 2788254 ZH11
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Finally a true trickle down effect!

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