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Grauniad Rejected - Germany Denies All Rumors

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Nobody could have possibly foreseen that the Guardian was literally pulling BS out of its ass:

  • GERMAN GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL SAYS THERE WAS NO DISCUSSION TO BUY BONDS OF CRISIS HIT MEMBERS AT THE G-20 MEETING - RTRS

Have fun with this lunatic, patently fake news driven shitshow that the "market" has become. We are out.

Previously:

Turns out it doesn't.

 

From Reuters:

Germany says did not discuss EU bond buying plan at G20 summit

There was no discussion at a G20 summit in Mexico this week about using Europe's rescue funds to buy up the bonds of stricken members of the euro zone, a German government official said.

British media reports on Tuesday said German Chancellor Angela Merkel was poised to use Europe's dual bailout funds, known as the EFSF and ESM, to buy up the debt of countries like Italy and Spain and had discussed the plans at the summit.

"Secondary market bond purchases are one of many instruments available to the EFSF and ESM," a German government official told Reuters, speaking on condition of anonymity.

But he added: "There was no discussion here in Los Cabos about any concrete intitiatives" related to such purchases.

 


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Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:34 | Link to Comment slaughterer
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He he,  Tyler said "shitshow."

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:40 | Link to Comment t_kAyk
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"We are out."

Finally drove Tyler to drinking.  It's 5 o'clock somewhere... 

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:40 | Link to Comment Popo
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Does anyone not know this is a comedy?   (Except of course for the poor European ministers who still hope to be taken seriously).

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:46 | Link to Comment 101 years and c...
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amazing how this "news" pops just as the spx hits the 61.8 fib retrace.  absolutely pathetic how all news flow is based on current "market" (i use the term market very lightly, since it really isnt one) prices.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:55 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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The Guardian is the new tabloid-esque Sun.

Front page stories of Alien Abductions, boobies galore on pages 2A through 15A.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:58 | Link to Comment Global Hunter
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its a paper that is read by the newly crowd...newly graduated newly unemployed

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:08 | Link to Comment Jonas Parker
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newly lobotomized...

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:21 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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The Brits have to host Wimbledon, the 'Open' Championship, & the Olympics all within the next month...

Anybody will tell you anything to keep the next party from being interrupted...

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:38 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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In reality, it's not the "world vs. Germany" on eurobonds or German taxpayer gifting of trillions (now and in the future) to the PIIGS+U.K.

In reality, it is the two financial capitals of cancerous fractional reserve central bank dependant 'member banks,' who are stuffed to the gills with the 'sovereign bonds' of the PIIGS, and consequently need another multi-trillion dollar bailout (the biggest to date).

So, it's New York & London (represented by Cameron and Obama, both funded, backed and, consequently, carrying water for Goldman, JP Morgan, Barclays, etc) vs German taxpayers.

The U.S. President and British Prime Minister, both bought and paid for puppets of Wall Street & London Lords of Finance, need to vacuum up the northern europeans' savings and pledge their future wealth, so as to allow Wall Street & London institutions to extend and pretend as they continue to bleed capital, using northern european money to plug holes in their sinking vessels - which will inevitably capsize anyways (but the Captains and crews want to silently steal the remaining lifeboats in the middle of the night).

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 18:31 | Link to Comment teolawki
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Very trendy.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:56 | Link to Comment Divided States ...
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Yeah but the problem is, market ramps up on said rumor and market doesnt go back down on said rebuttal of rumor, hence, rumor mongering is the way to go.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:06 | Link to Comment PontifexMaximus
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Algos

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:09 | Link to Comment resurger
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Must Hold

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:41 | Link to Comment Marginal Call
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I wondered what caused the first drawback on the ES all forking day.  Oh well, back to the afternoon QE rumor ramp.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:42 | Link to Comment Aziz
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Tyler's knowledge of the Grauniad's (sic) history of awful typos suggests he perhaps worked in the UK for a while. Kind of thing you only learn living here.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:17 | Link to Comment CrimsonAvenger
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It sounded like a huge mythological beast to me, like the Kraken or Rosie O'Donnell.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:55 | Link to Comment e_goldstein
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"It's always after noon somewhere in the world."

 

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:29 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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Wasn't it "it's always 8 o'clock in the morning somewhere" to start drinking?

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 16:31 | Link to Comment Gief Gold Plox
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That's exactly right! I've only just recently abandoned that and instituted the new and improved method of: "It's always... Fuck, I'm sober again..."

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:58 | Link to Comment resurger
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The Guardian is the best, why?

see why here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvJonqdDLpM

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:45 | Link to Comment Michael
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It's like that subjective bullshit statement; "it's a crisis of confidence". No, it's an objective crisis of sovereigns not having enough money to pay their national debts and the whole system being bankrupt.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:58 | Link to Comment e_goldstein
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Sorta. It's an objective crisis of sovereigns whose politicians and leaders sold out their people to the banks for the promise of eternal spending when instead what they got was eternal debt.

But yes, the whole stinking global system is bankrupt.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:07 | Link to Comment battle axe
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These idiots are going to try anything to see if it works.......

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 21:49 | Link to Comment Buck Johnson
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When they start to tell the big whoppers, they are getting desperate.  Another lie will be coming up by morning.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:35 | Link to Comment transaccountin
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should be back at days high in a moment. cant disturb the fraud

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:41 | Link to Comment Popo
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Breaking:  Government minister found dead floating in hot tub with multiple stabwounds to the back.   Heart attack suspected.    

Breaking:  German government to buy Greek debt at 1% above market.   You must believe.  Do not doubt.  You must believe.  Do not doubt...

 

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:35 | Link to Comment icanhasbailout
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The problem is these mega-market-moving rumors are all somewhat credible, no matter how incredible they may seem

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:35 | Link to Comment bdc63
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.... Germany sure has gotten fast at the whole 'rumor denial' thingy ....

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:37 | Link to Comment CClarity
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They have a "nein" button they just push now.  Why not?  Energy efficient.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:02 | Link to Comment Ropingdown
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Of course Germany has learned to blitz the French trench-digging.  It is so transparently a PR war of rumors and pressure by France, its indentured servants Spain and Italy, and a part of The City which wants joint-and-several liability for its euro-zone credits...against Germany.  It is high time Holland, Sweden, Denmark, and Austria spoke up on Germany's behalf. I note FM Borg of Sweden has started to, as well as some of the others.  The issue is serious and the outcome will be momentous.  Yielding to France's transparent ploys would be the wrong answer for the entire north. No?

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 16:28 | Link to Comment Ghordius
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it looks like you prefer a political systems where everything is decided behind closed doors? ah, I forgot, trading likes the breezes of rumor and all those politicians don't breeze the right way.

I forgot that many democratic systems had to bow before the logic of the markets. or was it some of the market participants' special interest groups? I forgot

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:37 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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Zee Germans have always been very efficient at killing things, rumors included.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:50 | Link to Comment Bastiat
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Plodding pikers compared to Stalin and Mao. 

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:36 | Link to Comment OttoMBMP
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Is it a carpet bomber saying that?

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 16:33 | Link to Comment Ghordius
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ouch

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:36 | Link to Comment pschwammerl
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could someone please end this...its getting tiring

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:40 | Link to Comment Bizaro World
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It is such a freaking joke....the market that is....look out below!  At least until the next fabricated BS "we'll save the union" rumor starts up. I'm becoming a day trader to take advantage of this joke of a market rumor ramp and reality bites/blows.... with my play money at least.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:57 | Link to Comment Crab Cake
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It took ten years for financial and economic shocks to fully morph into socio political shocks in the great depression, and you should expect nothing less this time.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:36 | Link to Comment GeneMarchbanks
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'Have fun with this lunatic shitshow that the "market" has become. We are out.'

What does that even mean? Surely this can't be the first time a British publication has lied?

So many questions remain.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:59 | Link to Comment CrashisOptimistic
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THERE IS NO MARKET.

Buy bonds and plan to sell before the debt ceiling fiasco.

Buy nothing but tangible things, which gold is NOT.  Gold's value is in the minds of people and nowhere else.

Farmland's value is in the stomachs of people.  Buy that.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:03 | Link to Comment GeneMarchbanks
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'THERE IS NO MARKET.'

Histrionics. He was testifying before some meaningless public entity today. Be back tomorrow. Jeez, relax man.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:08 | Link to Comment CrashisOptimistic
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Who testifies where is irrelevant to there being no market.

Buy farmland.  There's nothing else.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:41 | Link to Comment slaughterer
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Last opportunity to buy ES below 1360 before QE3.  Hurry up!  Shitshow is a calling you to give Wall Street your money.  

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:44 | Link to Comment Marginal Call
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Pfft.  I'll be selling tomorrow.   Look at all the long inventory that's gonna get run out after the minutes. 

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:38 | Link to Comment Deep79
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Whoever wrote that in gurdian should be investigated

 

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 16:01 | Link to Comment bdc63
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like THAT'S going to happen

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:38 | Link to Comment shovelhead
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Alien Invasion Imminent.

Market surges on hopes of new investors.

 

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:42 | Link to Comment bdc63
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"Alien Invasion"?! ... I just got my mind around the moon crashing into the earth & now I gotta worry about a feak'in alien invasion?

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:46 | Link to Comment t_kAyk
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Say it with me: B-U-L-L-I-S-H

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:51 | Link to Comment icanhasbailout
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Okay. B-U-L-L-S-H-I... wait, what were we talking about again?

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 16:35 | Link to Comment Gief Gold Plox
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Some crappy algo just added a few cents to the damn FaceBerg stock because it read you "Okay." on ZH.

There! Markets explained.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:45 | Link to Comment delacroix
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mic stands ready to sell them the weapons, they will use to destroy us.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:32 | Link to Comment THX 1178
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At first glance I read "Microphone stands"

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:40 | Link to Comment Winston Churchill
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So now its;

A rumour about a rumour ,of a rumour ,about a plan, to plan, to make a plan ,to fix an unfixable

shitshow.

Full speed ahead,damn the icebergs.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:52 | Link to Comment icanhasbailout
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Just frontrun the frontrunners frontrunning the guys who are buying the fucking dip

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:40 | Link to Comment oklaboy
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verrrrryyyyyyyyy intarestinnngggggg

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:43 | Link to Comment junkyardjack
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Its amazing how they can keep coming up with news items to keep shorts in the game

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ahuvxRitU74/S2om5L__xlI/AAAAAAAAPek/IBh_yamC9IA/s400/ExplodingCigar.jpg

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:41 | Link to Comment unionbroker
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how do we know that the German response isnt the lie ?

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:44 | Link to Comment bdc63
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why would you deny a discussion where 19 other countries were present that could confirm it? ....

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:42 | Link to Comment nobusiness
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How dare the facts get in the way of this rally!  More printing

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:42 | Link to Comment Richard Whitney
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No, no. Stick around. There will be more news about Greece and Spain. GreeceGreeceGreece. Can't get enough!

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:43 | Link to Comment q99x2
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Merry Tyler; More (beer)

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:46 | Link to Comment carbonmutant
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What, What no fiscal unity?

These rumors have the half life of a Quark...

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:47 | Link to Comment timbo_em
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The Guardian report must be a bad joke. There is simple now way the Merkel could make such a move without asking the German parliament and other eurozone countries. Furthermore, today the Court of the Constitution bitch-slapped the German government for not informing the parliament sufficiently when negotiating the ESM. So there is no way that Merkel could decide such things on her own.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:47 | Link to Comment Seorse Gorog fr...
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So is the Guardian:

 

a) misinformed

b) trying to get readers

c) manipulating markets on behalf of someone (to profit off)

 

??

 

Gonzo journalism gone mad.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:51 | Link to Comment Abraxas
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d) All of the above

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:55 | Link to Comment ITrustMyGut
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and Im seeing more than ever, the 

"I dont believe the Liberal media" bumperstickers  here in FL lately

 

LOL

 a lil late for that man.. roflzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:47 | Link to Comment Abraxas
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That's it! This is the last article I read on the Euro crisis. The next one I read better have a title like "Stocks plummet, Gold soars - on no news at all"

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:48 | Link to Comment Amish Hacker
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But we didn't need to use the rumor until tomorrow, since markets today are being goosed by the Dimon testimony and the FOMC meeting. But that's OK, we'll have other rumors to work with tomorrow, and we'll never run out.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:53 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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On the other hand, some stocks are really getting out of hand today.
A little slip on the wrist so to speak.
AND!!! The lemmings will only hear from it tomorrow...

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:48 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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Cue the banjo band!

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:49 | Link to Comment Vegetius
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Not much of a suprise the Guardian being used to fly kites by certain EU spokesmen - Never let the truth get in the way of a good story

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:50 | Link to Comment Aunty Christ
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I am absolutely amazed that the market gives the british version of the National Enquirer that much credit.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:01 | Link to Comment Village Smithy
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They don't. Crap like this is just used as cover for the PD owned algos that have been told to keep ramping and short squeezing, enabled by ZIRP and with the full blessing of the federal reserve. If the rumours and lies were causing the market to slip then they would be investigated immediately.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:50 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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"Have fun with this lunatic, patently fake news driven shitshow that the 'market' has become. We are out."

LOL

+100

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:50 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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Geithner was the Guradians source. ;)

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:51 | Link to Comment metastar
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Lies

Damn Lies,

MSM

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:52 | Link to Comment TheDarkKnight
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Because if they made algos oblivious to bullshit rumors.. we would have no market left

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:52 | Link to Comment John Law Lives
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"Have fun with this lunatic, patently fake news driven shitshow that the "market" has become. We are out." -  ZH

A famous quote from a movie comes to mind...

"If you're not inside, you're outside!" - Gordon Gekko

The whole charade is 100% FUBAR.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:07 | Link to Comment Quisat_Sadarak
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I think SNAFU (situation normal all fucked up) is a better aconym to describe the 'whole charade' than FUBAR (fucked up beyond all recognition), because politicians lying to people until they are out of office, and can kicking, and finger pointing, and did I forget lying, all seems very familiar to me.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:11 | Link to Comment John Law Lives
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I can go along with SNAFU.

Here is a list of acronyms akin to SNAFU:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_military_slang_terms

BOHICA (bend over, here it comes again) also seems appropriate

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:52 | Link to Comment LongSoupLine
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I am frankly running out of explicit words to use to describe my utter disgust...

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:54 | Link to Comment Flounder
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But did they discuss selling the bonds of crisis hit members?

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:55 | Link to Comment you enjoy myself
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just out of curiousity, what exactly is the purpose of having a stock market?

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:00 | Link to Comment Global Hunter
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give the ZH readers something to watch and comment on

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:08 | Link to Comment King_Julian
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Purpose? So the market can bury stories like this:

http://news.yahoo.com/fedex-predicts-slower-earnings-growth-120140712--finance.html

Stories about market gains bury stories about what is actually happening to companies that make up the "market".

FedEx is a major indicator of health. If they are sick, most everyone else is. I guess the algos missed this one.

I need more time to prepare anyway. Let the market celebrate!

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:55 | Link to Comment catacl1sm
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Is it Friday already? Why the humor?

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:02 | Link to Comment Eurodollar
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Amazing that this obvious misleading of the public is not being looked into by regulators.. Ehm.. I can't believe I said that. The only joke bigger than the media is the regulators. That said: Democracy is such a wonderful thing. Now let's all take responsility and blame ourselves a minute for electing mass producers of lies with small pea brains and hardly any spine. Why do we have to be so stupid that we only vote for people wanting to give away money that doesn't exist? NO ONE would vote for an austerity swinging, let's roll up the sleeves and work real hard (for moderate pay) kind of guy or gal. Let's just all be honest about that.

 

Thanks to Zerohedge for being one of the very few on the frontline of financial sanity in these crazy crazy times.

 

Now; let's just wait and see if the markets, the obviously manipulated media and regulators can drive this to the ground finally so we get a reset and new chances. Hopefully without any bloodshed in Europe or anywhere else. I am just afraid we won't learn. If there is one thing history shows it is that we never learn from our mistakes. 

 

 

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:00 | Link to Comment john_connor
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"Have fun with this lunatic, patently fake news driven shitshow that the "market" has become. We are out."

 

Join the club, Tyler.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:00 | Link to Comment SmoothCoolSmoke
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Oops.  Shoulda BTD.  Crooked Mofos

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:01 | Link to Comment vegas
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SOP for a FUBAR market. All news releases on making chicken salad out of chicken shit have a half-life of less than 2 hours. That's about how long it takes the final shorts to panic and get out right at the top, just as the news breaks it was all bullshit. Welcome to my world.

 

http://vegasxau.blogspot.com

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:01 | Link to Comment RobotTrader
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Doesn't matter what Merkel says.  Momentum has changed, huge breadth surge to the upside after we cleared the 50-day will get most of the mo-mo traders switching to the long side.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:39 | Link to Comment junkyardjack
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Line of least resistance is up.  Doesn't really matter though, everything is tied to what Bernake does tomorrow.  

Stay loose

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:02 | Link to Comment Undecided
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http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/canada-secures-invitation-to-join-coveted-pacific-trade-talks/article4347053/

 

“Like the Canada-EU deal, the Trans-Pacific Partnership could force Canada to change its drug policies, its copyright policies, its environmental and public health rules – all without going through the normal parliamentary process.”

 

Welcome to the NWO...

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:05 | Link to Comment Grimbert
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You do know there are supposed to be spelling mistakes - that is why it is called the Grauniad

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:07 | Link to Comment PicassoInActions
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should any1 investigate those leaks? it can be very well inside trading and manipulations.

Some1 decide to make few bucs and publish the rumor. Corzine all those muppets for good.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:10 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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"Have fun with this lunatic, patently fake news driven shitshow that the "market" has become. We are out."

 

What took you so long? I figured you were out long ago.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:36 | Link to Comment semperfi
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I've completely weaned myself off the MSM in all forms. I've also completely weaned myself off trading stocks.  Feels so good!

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:13 | Link to Comment This is the end
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Of course Germany is going to try to bail out all of Europe!  Then China and Japan will try, then the US will try and they will all fail. Those in charge just keep taking more and more power and nobody does anything to stop them. Oh, but, oh my, look at how wonderful the results are! Greece has been fixed! Ireland is an island paradise! Portugal has never had more time for siestas. Spain is grooving along now that the ESM/ESEFLMOPQRSTUVWXYZ has come to relieve them of their suffering. And the US powers have really made it wonderful, while breaking every record in the book for borrowing and spending they keep the balloon sinking slowly rather than collapsing. Nothing will stop these people until, we the people, force them out and I don't think we have the character to do it....

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:18 | Link to Comment slackrabbit
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I heard that Marvel's Avengers were offering a bail out plan.

True I just made this one up as well, but if we say it often enough everything will be solved...and if not - expect a 1% stock jump tomorrow morning. If nothing else, that should be tradable. In which case, if we come with a rumour per day, we can get the Dow up a 1000 in less than three years. Even better, we can get the hero's to sign off the Eurobonds!!! Imagine owning a Greek bond signed by Thor God of Thunder 

 

As usual, I expect the consulting sum of only £2000 - way cheaper than a G20 convention that delivers nothing.

Please forward your money to my Nigerian account

Regards

Loki

 

PS I have a bridge for sale!! Wanna look? Just remember its going fast - I have 19 signed up already, only the German is holding out, so this deal will go fast!! 

 

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 16:45 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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Dam, bit-chezzz, we could make up all kinds of rumours and seed them thruout the internets!

"Obama to give 1 Trillion$ to Euro."

"China buys USA."

"Spain, Greece and Italy merger on Tap."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 02:47 | Link to Comment slackrabbit
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Brilliant!

Give this man a job! You are now the Rumour-monger in Chief!

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:17 | Link to Comment nomorebuyins
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No need for bailouts, rumors are free. More outrageouss the more they juice the markets.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:17 | Link to Comment BeetleBailey
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SHORT the fucking Euro...short...short....SHORT the bitch...across the board.....vs. everything...even the Zim Dollar...

Fucking POS currency.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:31 | Link to Comment pcrs
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maybe they were talking out of earshot of the Germans

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:35 | Link to Comment Jack Sheet
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Aaarrgh!

Didn't notice my shit sandwich has exceeded the expiration date...

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:47 | Link to Comment Snakeeyes
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Seriously though, Germany may lose more by not easing up on the Greeks. Call it a mortgage refi. Hell, we do millions of those is the US.

http://confoundedinterest.wordpress.com/2012/06/19/wake-of-the-flood-investors-anticipate-central-bank-intervention-flooding-get-a-life-jacket/

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 16:16 | Link to Comment kindape
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"Have fun with this lunatic, patently fake news driven shitshow that the "market" has become. We are out."

That is the most bearish statement I have seen since I started reading ZeroHedge.  Im initiating short ES.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 16:18 | Link to Comment Dick Darlington
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Apparently this was the brainfart of the unelected ex-goldman Mario Ponzi err... Monti. But he has said crisis is over and Italy doesn't need help. He didn't lie, did he? LOL!

 

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 17:00 | Link to Comment GoldbugVariation
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The same story is in another major UK newspaper, The Telegraph:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financialcrisis/9342727/Debt-crisis-E...

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 18:03 | Link to Comment falak pema
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all part of the false mirrors in the anglo-german stand-off. Psy war and false bulletins before the purported ECB blitzkreig and the FED operation twist or more. Next venue is the June 28 Euro meeting during which France and Germany have to tighten their last round of tit for tat, before Merkel makes her final make or break call...In July the deal, one way or the other, has to be in place for Greece and for Spain/Italy.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 18:46 | Link to Comment Pee Wee
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Im out, and just about dang near everyone I know is out too. 

 

Who's in (besides Spain and Italy)?!

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 18:46 | Link to Comment Benjamin Glutton
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Germany is not Bernakistan.

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