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"A Great Disturbance In The Bourse"

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"I felt a great disturbance in the Bourse, as if 216 hedge funds suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."

What happened? Cook is speaking at the Apple shareholder meeting, and the topic of a dividend of the company's $100 billion in cash has come up.

  • COOK IN 'ACTIVE DISCUSSIONS' ABOUT WHAT TO DO WITH APPLE CASH
  • COOK SAYS APPLE'S CASH IS 'MORE THAN WE NEED TO RUN A COMPANY'

Of course, if there is a dividend, the magic is over. In the meantime, a drop in the stock is still inconceivable.

Next up: iBook?

  • APPLE CEO COOK SAYS FACEBOOK `FRIEND,' NOT FOE
  • APPLE CEO SAYS APPLE, FACEBOOK `COULD DO MORE TOGETHER'

Or maybe facebook merely helps Apple create an app that helps it run Twitter?

title inspired by Chris Adams

 

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Thu, 02/23/2012 - 14:54 | 2189848 ZippyBananaPants
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As you wish

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 14:57 | 2189863 battle axe
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iExplode

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 14:58 | 2189877 CClarity
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Cook wants Apple to do more "with Facebook".  WTF?  The future problems aren't the banksters . . . it will be the melding coopting of Apple, FB, Google, Twitter, Cisco etc . . .

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:02 | 2189895 Hard1
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iMfucked

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:03 | 2189900 Manthong
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Feel the Bourse, Puke..

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:09 | 2189929 Jay Gould Esq.
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Down but ninety cents. 

Well, not today people. She lives to fight another day.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:14 | 2189963 VanillAnalyst
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"That's cause algos don't pull peoples arms out of their sockets when they lose. HF managers have been know to do that you know."

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:32 | 2190058 Nothing To See Here
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The wit is strong with this one

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:46 | 2190131 Hard1
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All systems back to normal, maybe there was a defective R2 unit with a fat finger

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 16:44 | 2190451 trav7777
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no, it was definitely IG-88 dreaming of dunking

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 17:09 | 2190585 Biosci
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Was he rudely wearing shoes?

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:46 | 2190129 Sudden Debt
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I decided to short apple a month ago and will do it in 6 months when the shorters get out and the stock will actually drop like a dotcom is supposed to drop.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 19:27 | 2191055 Zero Govt
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the hole in that strategic thinking is Apple ain't a 'dotcom'

it makes things, makes (huge) profits and is even thinking of a Divi.. 3 things you'll never find in a dotcom

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:47 | 2190137 Sudden Debt
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IMfucked is just the FREE version!!
IMBroke is the 500$ app that you need!

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:48 | 2190141 Iconoclast
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ZH humour at its finest :-)

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 16:00 | 2190221 LouisDega
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Thats Friday afternoon. Today is Hmmmmm day

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 20:31 | 2191261 SAT 800
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! just loaded my new app. ibad--

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:07 | 2189898 TruthInSunshine
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It's the iEconomy.

Have the government run even larger deficits to allow SNAP card holders, government employees (who - just at the federal level - not including the vastly larger pool of state and local gov't worker - equal double the number of factory workers in the U.S.) and the iUnemployed to purchase iGadgets.

The U.S. is on a path to have an official national debt of approximately 20 trillion USD within 4 years, realistically speaking.

Of course, the actual real debt NOW is between 60 and 200 trillion, depending upon whether one takes future entitlement obligatory spending into account (the 200 trillion) or not (the 60 trillion).

So, WTF cares...

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:11 | 2189943 Lord Welligton
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And it all counts as GDP when 40 million are on food stamps and 1.5 million children are homeless.

Land of the Free ...

 

iLand?

 

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:27 | 2190036 TruthInSunshine
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As long as good-willed entities like Corporate Agri (welfare recipient of food stamp/SNAP program) and JP Morgans (welfare recipient of administration of distributing benefits under SNAP and other government programs) exist, true humanitarians that they are, it's all good.

Republocrats & Demonplicans:  A two-headed coin. Tails you lose, heads they win, bitchez.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:51 | 2190165 Lord Welligton
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 entities like Corporate Agri (welfare recipient of food stamp/SNAP program

Agree entirely. Farming is Ireland is almost exclusively Welfare.

New Zealand farmers without any grant aid (welfare) can export lamb to Ireland (half way around the Globe and still undercut the Irish price.

 

 

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:28 | 2190039 Augustus
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Land of pillage and plunder.

Why work and produce?

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 17:21 | 2190642 viahj
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<--- iSlave

<--- iFree

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 17:20 | 2190640 FMR Bankster
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Now, now, let's not overstate it. All those unfunded liabilities are just goverment promises. Hell, they get changed all the time. In the last forty years social security taxes have been raised and cut. Social security benefits have been raised and cut. Social security and medicare taxes are just taxes. In the end everyone will get what's politically expediant at the time. And as Greece proves, so will the holders of US goverment bonds. Buy them at your own risk.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 14:57 | 2189869 redpill
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That's no apple....it's a space station!

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:11 | 2189899 Don Birnam
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Friend ? Or foe ? Pass. Cue the next video.

http://youtu.be/4IP-2Ck-wak

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:10 | 2189938 aerojet
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Apple's iconoclastic commerical from the '80s seems badly out of place now.  I guess the Chosen One has to become evil before it can eventually restore balance to the force.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 16:46 | 2190461 trav7777
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ain't that the truth...the most closed ecosystem, the slave labor, the cult worship.

The iphone4 sucks, people.  the interface is stale, old...the appliance itself is a fucking brick and a heavy one.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 17:57 | 2190774 TruthInSunshine
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I'm not remarking on Apple's products generally, but it is pretty incredible how marginal the features are in one generation to the next, that draw so much batshit hype.

The iPhone 5 is going to have a curved back rather than a flat one....ooooh, wowwww, ahhhhh!

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 17:21 | 2190645 blueRidgeBoy
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these are not the dividends you're looking for

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:18 | 2189989 brewing
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love it when we get into a iWord battle...

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 14:55 | 2189849 Marge N. Callz
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iSell

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 14:56 | 2189858 exi1ed0ne
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iCrash

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:14 | 2189944 prains
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iBroke  iCold  iHungry  iPissed  iPitchfork

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:15 | 2189972 Bunga Bunga
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iNegative

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:21 | 2190010 Tramp Stamper
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iFarted

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:26 | 2190032 cameldojo
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icarumba

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:30 | 2190046 flacon
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iBuyGold

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 16:48 | 2190484 trav7777
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iCanHazSome?

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 17:35 | 2190707 Bunga Bunga
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iSir

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:23 | 2190022 prains
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iMetaphor

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:28 | 2190038 Uchtdorf
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iTarzan

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:47 | 2190135 nudlee
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iConomy

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:52 | 2190172 Lord Welligton
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Or just plain iCon.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:51 | 2190158 johnQpublic
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iQuit

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 16:02 | 2190231 onearmedlove
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iRunoutofbatteriesandyoucantfixme

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 14:55 | 2189854 schismjism
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Do not try. Do or do not.

http://samplocracy.wordpress.com/

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 14:56 | 2189855 ilion
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I can't imagine how the bloodbath willl look like when this thing finally turns south, for good.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 16:50 | 2190490 trav7777
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you mean when all the iLemmings iStampede out of this iCrap because they realize that it's really iLame and there are simply better products out?

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 20:41 | 2191291 SAT 800
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iThumb.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 14:56 | 2189856 Gubbmint Cheese
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this is not the dividend company you are looking for...

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 17:24 | 2190661 blueRidgeBoy
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I think you beat me to it.  +1

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 20:42 | 2191294 SAT 800
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Not to worry; I wouldn't buy this stock with your money.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 14:57 | 2189865 dwdollar
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iTop

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 20:43 | 2191297 SAT 800
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Looks like it to me. iShort.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 14:57 | 2189867 slewie the pi-rat
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i was in the shower and did not feel it...

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:14 | 2189961 Lord Welligton
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iShower.

Fixed.

 

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:49 | 2190145 Sudden Debt
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Putting that showergel to good use I see....

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 14:58 | 2189875 FranSix
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OT:  Dexia reports record loss, may go bankrupt.  Have a hard look at the photo if you're Canadian:

http://business.financialpost.com/2012/02/23/dexia-posts-record-loss-warns-it-may-go-under/

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:05 | 2189912 Mark Carney
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Move along, I got this.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:07 | 2189920 Winston Churchill
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I"m not Canadian.

Eplains why RBC has raised money recently selling it US interest.

There no contagion though.......

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:00 | 2189882 warren.buffett
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It's unhealthy to be obsessed with success, success you couldn't imagine would happen in your model of the world.

 

here's a thought to zero hedge sheeple, If the world doesn't follow your predictive model, may be your model could be wrong? Nah... Sheeple on and hate on people. 

Zero hedge sheeple / Peter Schiff sheeple / Ron Paul sheeple are worse than MSM sheeple. At least the MSM people don't hate and at the end of the day seem to lead a happier life

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:08 | 2189914 MsCreant
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It's Darth iNvestor. AHHHHHHH!

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:11 | 2189923 drink or die
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Because what this site really needs is one more MDB/RobotardHarry Wanger troll.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:13 | 2189955 Imminent Crucible
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Honest Uncle Warren, who frontruns his own shareholders and who shills for the Fed and the Squid.

"Just write a check and shut the hell up."

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 17:00 | 2190544 walküre
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Coming out of the wood works they are.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:10 | 2189935 Conman
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The term sheeple doesn't apply to people who have a counterview of the popular view, by deifinition.  MSM people don't hate? What does that even mean? Do you ever post anything related to the subject or is your agenda just to troll. Im sure people here welcome an intellegent point, bullish or bearish, Stop being a troll, and boring at the same time.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 02:31 | 2246512 Guy Fawkes Mulder
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In point of fact, a minor group of sheeple can diverge from a major group of sheeple.

They they could be minority sheeple.

Even a (general) association of rogues or a confederation of sovereigns can still be sheeple.

So I reject out of hand your concept that you're not sheeple just because you aren't the supposed "popular view".

Sheeple are a persistent characteristic of human history thus far, I suppose.

No blinder sheep than he who bleats proudly: "Me and my best friends aren't sheeple!"

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 02:35 | 2246515 Guy Fawkes Mulder
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...calling AAPL "The Bourse" -- that's funny, real damn funny...

"I felt a great disturbance in the Bourse, as if 216 hedge funds suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened." -- that's precisely just as damn funny!

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:13 | 2189956 LouisDega
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Who is Peter Schiff? 

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:50 | 2190154 Sudden Debt
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The guy who knows a guy who talked to a guy who run stuff.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:29 | 2190043 Silver Dreamer
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iTroll!

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:32 | 2190054 dwdollar
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"At least the MSM people don't hate and at the end of the day seem to lead a happier life"

Courtesy of iDrugs.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:38 | 2190088 homersimpson
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dumb people are happy people

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:42 | 2190112 Burnbright
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You're right warren, MSM sheeple don't hate on no muslims or nothin. They beat the drums of war out of love and kindness!

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 16:13 | 2190306 Moneyswirth
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iTool

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 20:48 | 2191309 SAT 800
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iPuke on U.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:00 | 2189886 mrflakes
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ifart

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:07 | 2189922 wandstrasse
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iToo

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:01 | 2189889 PontifexMaximus
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He probably got the final call from Obama himself, to kindly repatriate bucks, a lot of bucks, at the high bracket,

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:01 | 2189890 treemagnet
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iHope

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:51 | 2190159 Sudden Debt
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Ichange!
Now let's run for presidency!

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 20:47 | 2191305 WmMcK
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iRon

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:01 | 2189891 sodbuster
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iPuke

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:51 | 2190168 Sudden Debt
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You clean

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:02 | 2189897 VulpisVulpis
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There are always two Sith. No more, no less.

 

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:48 | 2190138 aerojet
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Except at the end of the second trilogy--then there were no more Sith, supposedly.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:04 | 2189904 unrulian
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iprecious

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:04 | 2189905 MsCreant
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 iJed: "Look into the dark side of the Bourse for the answers for which you seek." 

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:04 | 2189907 brooklynlou
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iHiccup

Its back up again ...

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:05 | 2189908 CitizenPete
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IPad (IHedge) for sale NIB... 

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:10 | 2189909 Mercury
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AAPL for YHOO 

 

More than you might think for less than you might think.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:08 | 2189917 Elmer Fudd
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Really, a 3 point drop (from its close) in a 500 dollar stock?  I dont own any, nor do I ever plan to trade it, but is this really an event worth mentioning?

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 20:55 | 2191326 SAT 800
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Lighten up Fudd, it's just for fun. iWabbit.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:07 | 2189919 writingsonthewall
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Best title ever

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:08 | 2189924 Yardstick of Ci...
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This thread is absolutely hilarious!

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:08 | 2189925 Yardstick of Ci...
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iDoublePost

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:10 | 2189940 wee-weed up
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Great save!

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:30 | 2190049 Silver Dreamer
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But... iRepeat myself?

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 20:54 | 2191323 SAT 800
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Nice. iLOL.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:08 | 2189927 Squid Vicious
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iTurd in the punchbowl

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:09 | 2189932 LouisDega
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iDrink

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 18:31 | 2190898 prains
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iBong

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:09 | 2189934 ptoemmes
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iTroika.

In memory of George Carlin, if it's been i-ed can it be i-ed again (your know the refrig, hot water heater bit)?

Is there anyting that CAN'T be i-ed?

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:10 | 2189937 rsnoble
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Hell the DOW having a -100 down day and holding it till the next day would be a major disturbance these days. 

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 16:23 | 2190354 lotsoffun
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shorts and down days will NOT be allowed.  repeat and write on the board 50 times you dirty boy.

 

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:12 | 2189942 slaughterer
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iRally on iDisappointment is iRational

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 20:58 | 2191330 SAT 800
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double plus good.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:11 | 2189945 Flakmeister
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iGold

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:12 | 2189952 slaughterer
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iSilver and iCrude

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:53 | 2190177 Sudden Debt
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iEvil is that you?

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:12 | 2189951 vincent
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RBC's less than graceful exit from US market currently in high gear. Only 24 months after swallowing up my local branches.

March 5...done.

 

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:12 | 2189953 rosiescenario
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Doesn't the IRS code require (though it has never apparently been enforced) companies to distribute as dividends cash in excess of what is needed to prudently run the company?

 

 

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:13 | 2189959 slaughterer
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iIRS code does not iRequire it. 

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:18 | 2189996 MsCreant
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uFaster.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:14 | 2189964 MsCreant
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iRS

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:52 | 2190166 jowenchrist
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not since abe lincoln's days.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 21:01 | 2191333 SAT 800
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God only knows; my iTax attorney says he doesn't understand the Tax Code, just "does the best he can". ?

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:13 | 2189957 lolmao500
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They should join the duckside...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G7UTA5NhmQ

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:13 | 2189958 user2011
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What to do with 100 Billion ?  buy gold ! Physical gold

 

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 21:03 | 2191337 SAT 800
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iGLD Not !  Heavy Metal--Bitchaez.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:15 | 2189962 Dr. Engali
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Do Or do not...there is no try.  Pay out that dividend and kill the mo mos'.I love this site. It is never dull.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:16 | 2189974 Dr. Engali
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iFarted.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:17 | 2189978 Seasmoke
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iReality

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:17 | 2189981 lolmao500
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I have one idea for them with their 100 billion... give a million bucks for every banksters (like Corzine or Henry Paulson) or war criminal (like Kissinger or Bush) head collected.

 

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:18 | 2189991 williambanzai7
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Well, perhaps it should be mentioned that an attempt to enjoin APPL from selling iPads in Shanghai was denied today.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/02/23/us-apple-proview-idUSTRE81M0NY...

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:18 | 2189994 Moneyswirth
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Rumor has it that AAPL is using its billions in cash to buy boullion on the cheap from EU central bankers.  They suddenly have an abundance of inventory.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:49 | 2190149 Jon Valjon
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Beef or chicken?

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:55 | 2190187 Sudden Debt
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Some just use water but i use it to make spagetti

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 21:06 | 2191344 SAT 800
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   iBoullion ?? WTF.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:19 | 2189997 azzhatter
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ifucked

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:20 | 2190003 ??
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iEVIL

iFACIST

iWILLrentYOURINFORMATIONTOTHEHIGHEDTBIDDER

iAM

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:21 | 2190008 lolmao500
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ihaveslavesinChina

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:35 | 2190070 oddjob
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ijumpers

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:23 | 2190017 ??
??'s picture

meet the chick / slave who carves the logo into the back of  ipads (towards the end of the clip)

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-17121978

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:24 | 2190024 rsnoble
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Funny that government stepped in and made pensions invest money because they had too much. Now look at them.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:24 | 2190026 czarangelus
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I can't wait to fight for Apple-New Swaziland-Doritos against the IBM-Manchuria-Diamond Foods invasion as long as they pay me in Apple-branded silver coins.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:52 | 2190171 lolmao500
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Is that you from FARK??

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 16:16 | 2190317 czarangelus
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It is. I usually argue at Bannination.com nowadays.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 21:09 | 2191350 SAT 800
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iYiYi. too likely to be funny ?

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:26 | 2190031 Moneyswirth
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iContagion

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:29 | 2190042 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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The beast will have many heads and many names, but it will be one.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 21:10 | 2191352 SAT 800
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iWhatever

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:32 | 2190057 Jim in MN
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"IT'S AN iTRAP!!!"

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:32 | 2190059 suckerfishzilla
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BTFD bitchez!  Or better yet wait and feed on the leftover carcass.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 21:12 | 2191356 SAT 800
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iShort iHatz Applz

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:34 | 2190065 Silver Dreamer
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iBitchez! (how did someone else not post this sooner? /boggle)

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:53 | 2190180 Raisuli
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iDunno.

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