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Greece Has A Prime Minister

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/20/2012 09:47 -0400

Congrats Greece: you are no longer Belgium, even if the new leader is the same as the old leader

GREEK NEW DEMOCRACY LEADER SAMARAS SWORN IN AS PRIME MINISTER

Now: we eagerly await the list of Greek bailout renegotiation "conditions" to Germany.

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Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:49 | 2542986 fuu

I'm hoping for the deer today.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:59 | 2543048 SilverTree

A bevy of black swans.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:08 | 2543082 Nothing To See Here

Everyone knows that under bankrupcy, it is always the bankrupt who sets the conditions.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:11 | 2543089 Harlequin001

'Now: we eagerly await the list of Greek bailout renegotiation "conditions" to Germany.'

Oh this one's easy, if you don't give us any money, we'll ask you again very nicely...

and if that doesn't work we'll throw ourselves down on the ground and scream and scream and scream until we're sick...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:23 | 2543208 GetZeeGold

Better snap the picture quick.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:33 | 2543274 AlaricBalth

There's Nothing In The Streets
Looks Any Different To Me
And The Slogans Are Replaced, By-The-Bye
And The Parting On The Left
Are Now Parting On The Right
And The Beards Have All Grown Longer Overnight

Meet the New Boss, same as the old boss

The Who

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp6-wG5LLqE

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:14 | 2543482 old naughty

Fin-land.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:06 | 2543073 Nussi34

A car has 4 wheels!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:18 | 2543154 Harlequin001

You could be in government...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:24 | 2543214 ZippyBananaPants

3.10pm: Ahead of the football match between Germany and Greece on Friday, Among our favourites:

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Unemployment on the Greek team reaches record highs. Only 6 players remain and the goalkeeper has moved back in with his parents.

Corporate sponsors are asked to take a 75% haircut on all their advertising. The Coca Cola sign now just reads "Coc".

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:49 | 2542988 battle axe

And nothing will change except

the printing presses will need more ink......

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:01 | 2543052 SilverTree

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-No Ink required

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:51 | 2542999 GeneMarchbanks

OPA! Don't call it a comeback!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:51 | 2543000 bigwavedave

What happens when Germany beat Greece 5-0 in Euro2012 on Friday with Merkle and Samaras watching?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:52 | 2543004 the 300000000th...

Wheeew, that was a close one, glad to hear the Greece problem is solved once and for all sarc

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:52 | 2543008 dwdollar

Who would have thought? Elections can't possible be rigged in the sacred Western countries.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:53 | 2543010 Sudden Debt

Why do you pull the Mighty Kingdom Of Belgium into this conversation?....

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:09 | 2543044 John Law Lives

Belgians should be outraged! This indignity is enough to make Manneken Pissed... ;->

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:20 | 2543516 Lebensphilosoph

Because they started two world wars. Miserable fat Belgian bastards.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:53 | 2543015 Negro Primero

GOAL!!!

Efthimia Efthimiou ‏@EfiEfthimiou

#Greece RT @Pawelmorski: Odds on Greek win vs Germany about same as paying their bonds on time. 21/2 http://lockerz.com/s/218615630

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:55 | 2543020 docj

Meet the new boss...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:57 | 2543036 A Nanny Moose

Congratulations on electing a group of people with the power to boss you around. You deserve it.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:58 | 2543038 Tortfeasor

I remember Ireland had elections once. They were supposed to bring big changes. Not so much.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:58 | 2543041 valkir

New sex house with the same old whores.Simply doesnt work.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:07 | 2543077 Nussi34

Bad comparison. A whorehouse is normally profitable!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:02 | 2543063 TomGa

"Same as it ever was."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:09 | 2543085 williambanzai7

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:09 | 2543088 Left Right Wrong

Hugo Chavez repatriating more hard assets - move over phyzz, hello geology

Venezuela demands Germany hand back 35 ton rock Venezuela is demanding that Germany hands back a 35-ton rock regarded as a "grandmother" by a tribe of South American Indians that claims its removal from their native land has precipitated a series of natural disasters.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:12 | 2543112 Alejandrito