Greece Has A Prime Minister

Tyler Durden's picture

Congrats Greece: you are no longer Belgium, even if the new leader is the same as the old leader

 

  • GREEK NEW DEMOCRACY LEADER SAMARAS SWORN IN AS PRIME MINISTER

 

Now: we eagerly await the list of Greek bailout renegotiation "conditions" to Germany.

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fuu's picture

I'm hoping for the deer today.

SilverTree's picture

A bevy of black swans.

Nothing To See Here's picture

Everyone knows that under bankrupcy, it is always the bankrupt who sets the conditions.

Harlequin001's picture

'Now: we eagerly await the list of Greek bailout renegotiation "conditions" to Germany.'

Oh this one's easy, if you don't give us any money, we'll ask you again very nicely...

and if that doesn't work we'll throw ourselves down on the ground and scream and scream and scream until we're sick...

GetZeeGold's picture

 

 

Better snap the picture quick.

 

AlaricBalth's picture

There's Nothing In The Streets
Looks Any Different To Me
And The Slogans Are Replaced, By-The-Bye
And The Parting On The Left
Are Now Parting On The Right
And The Beards Have All Grown Longer Overnight

Meet the New Boss, same as the old boss

The Who

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp6-wG5LLqE

Nussi34's picture

A car has 4 wheels!

Harlequin001's picture

You could be in government...

ZippyBananaPants's picture

 

3.10pm: Ahead of the football match between Germany and Greece on Friday,  Among our favourites:

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Unemployment on the Greek team reaches record highs. Only 6 players remain and the goalkeeper has moved back in with his parents.

Corporate sponsors are asked to take a 75% haircut on all their advertising. The Coca Cola sign now just reads "Coc".

 

battle axe's picture

And nothing will change except

 the printing presses will need more ink......

SilverTree's picture

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-No Ink required

GeneMarchbanks's picture

OPA! Don't call it a comeback!

bigwavedave's picture

What happens when Germany beat Greece 5-0 in Euro2012 on Friday with Merkle and Samaras watching?

the 300000000th percent's picture

Wheeew, that was a close one, glad to hear the Greece problem is solved once and for all         sarc

dwdollar's picture

Who would have thought? Elections can't possible be rigged in the sacred Western countries.

Sudden Debt's picture

Why do you pull the Mighty Kingdom Of Belgium into this conversation?....

John Law Lives's picture

Belgians should be outraged!  This indignity is enough to make Manneken Pissed...  ;->

Lebensphilosoph's picture

Because they started two world wars. Miserable fat Belgian bastards.

Negro Primero's picture

GOAL!!!

RT : Odds on Greek win vs Germany about same as paying their bonds on time. 21/2

docj's picture

Meet the new boss...

A Nanny Moose's picture

Congratulations on electing a group of people with the power to boss you around. You deserve it.

Tortfeasor's picture

I remember Ireland had elections once. They were supposed to bring big changes. Not so much.

valkir's picture

New sex house with the same old whores.Simply doesnt work.

Nussi34's picture

Bad comparison. A whorehouse is normally profitable!

TomGa's picture

"Same as it ever was."

Left Right Wrong's picture

Hugo Chavez repatriating more hard assets - move over phyzz, hello geology

Venezuela demands Germany hand back 35 ton rock Venezuela is demanding that Germany hands back a 35-ton rock regarded as a "grandmother" by a tribe of South American Indians that claims its removal from their native land has precipitated a series of natural disasters.

 

 

 

Alejandrito's picture

And is a goldman sachs´friends

crawldaddy's picture

its like giving the drunk driver that ran you into a tree, the car keys again.

canardo's picture

Welcome the new boss, he's the same as the old boss ...

nicxios's picture

The final twist of the knife into the soon to be corpse of Greece.

czarangelus's picture

Greeks got punked.

Instant Wealth's picture

Venizelos = Ministry of Food

goldnguns's picture

so just zackly how much does the new Begger-in-Chief make?