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Or hot hairy greek bitches. Fire sale on those? I'll take 2!
Why do Italian men grow mustaches?
To look like their Mothers.
Mrs.Carberry: Fecking Greeks! Colm: It isn't the Greeks, it's the Chinese he's after. Father Ted: I'm not after the Chinese! Mrs.Carberry:I don't care who he gets as long as I can have a go at the Greeks. They invented gayness!
Greek girls are not hairy any more & are the hottest in EU. Maybe get your head out of the sand and go visit someday. It's not 1970.
Greek gov may be thives & bastard but the Greek people are good. Since everyone including the tax collectrors were on the take they learned to no have to pay tax. Most employees are paid 30% of salary in cash in small or large business. As one teaches thier dog that's how is goint to behave.
If they cannot afford ink, how on this Earth will their women afford Nair, razors and wax? Just asking. Yeah, pretty hairy indeed!
What a fascinating question. Maybe you should do a study a report back to the geniuses here.
"Greek girls are not hairy any more..."
Yeah he's right. They're trying to be like Armenian chicks.
Desperately seeking riot dog's mom?
wish that would happen in America.
no... just... tears.
Pls contact Bernanke for more ink...
Damn beat me to it....
Damn, Peak Ink..
Maybe gold and silver will be worth someting now.
Seriously though, if what it portends wasn't sad, it'd be funny.
You can't make this shit up...or can you? Is this the Onion back at it again? Unfortunately, life is often stranger than fiction.
The Bernank is certainly able to "generate" more money from the same amount of ink than the greek tax departement.
I am sorry to inform you, that we at the FED as well ECB, are using an electronic ink only.
Bernanke didn't need any ink, that was his lip work.
Nah, the ECB will spring another loan for the ink, as long as the Greek Parliment guarentees an ink tax is added to all greek electricity bills forthwith.
what the "disappearing ink" incident really means is that the Greek Government is losing it's grip on the state burocracies
the tax-collectors are, instead of getting a lot of grief from the population, just being obstructive
the Greeks won't pay, period - and the squidwashed PM of Greece simply won't admit it
then bye bye services
the greek state does not provide any useful services.
rather, the proper services you'd expect from a state (defense and courts) you have to pay extra for (for defense, there is a conscription, and service is not compensated).
any of the services of, say, civil urban society (like water, lets say) you pay for separately, and the services of local government like trash collection, well, theoretically local governments collect taxes too.. in practice it all goes through the central government, so that Athens is often months or years behind in paying the money to city governments or paying the bills at e.g. hospitals etc, even if technically the budgetary funny money is supposed to belong to a city government..
Many municipalities actually pay the bills with income from renting out publicly owned assets, or from fees (which are skyrocketing) since that money doesnt go to athens and then theoretically return to the city, but stays in local hands.
but, again, bye bye services? they can keep 'em, nobody will miss them.
I think the greek state should just become a volunteer nation and be done with it.
The Hospitals are not paying the bills for the Pharmacy goods, the only pay when they go on stop. Some bills are years behind
This was in june 2010 http://www.businessinsider.com/greek-hospitals-supplies-2010-6
and a year later its going to shit. I wonder if the Germans are happy lending them the money to pay the bills they sent them.
That is a bounch of shit for sure. We do & say stupid retarded things like that. Yes, they are disconecting thier electricity on their second home so they don't pay. They are subscribing to the "We will not pay" movement. Yes, this is the new movement. They do not care if the lights go off.
1-800-BEN-4INK... Mr. BernINKe answers the phone 24x7...
Oftentimes I think farce such as this is thought up on purpose by people in Power, only to laugh the peasantry in the eye.
This is so, ahem, unbelievable, it can't be made up
This is a direct result of Bernanke cornering the ink market...
It was my understanding that the reason the USD is going up is that The FED had discovered a massive ink deposit in Alaska. If they can get through the permitting prossess the discovery will have a major impact on the supply/demand dynamics of ink. Greece should be Ok but they may need to buy some OCT.12 ink puts as a hedge.
A simple equation:
Process, dear boy, process
Is there an Ink ETF.....I´m in
DJ FITCH: HUNGARIAN FOREIGN CURRENCY MORTGAGE RULE PUTS PRESSURE ON LOCAL BANKSThe law allows borrowers to repay their foreign currency mortgages at exchangerates c. 25% below current market rates
Maybe the attention will soon shift to Austria and her banks with big eastern european exposures...
That is the really under reported aspect isn't it. Some of those E.Euros are in serious trouble.
why do you suppose the dollar hasn't imploded already? 75% of worldwide debt is denominated in FRNs.
I hope this EuroTalf bullshit blows up in LIESman's face. Just like a grenade, somone please pull the fucking pin, and take all of CNBC with it. Toss Santelli a bomb suit, only one worth saving.
close; we are talking PIIGS after all.
The excuses are just getting better and better....at what point does German and France realize the Greeks have completely played them?
I can hear the Greeks now...(snicker snicker)..."shhhh I told them we will make huge cuts..call the unions and ask for some strikes and demonstrations to make it look real..." (giggle)
You mean, the Greek are not really sincere about the measures?
they are as sincere as on the day they left a beautiful wooden statue in honor of the horse-creator Poseidon on the shores of Troy
"........at what point does German and France realize the Greeks have completely played them?"
I think France should be especially worried that when Greece goes up in flames all those Bavarian Germans in Speedos will be headed to their shorelines.
we will see the real revolt when they run out of toilet paper
it's when they offer "digital toilet paper" that you'll see some "angst spillover" is what my sources in Greek intelligence have told me. "wipe your ass with your i-pad" apparently while "befitting the current Greek zeitgeist" has some "downside risk as well" according to "the planning committee."
The real revolt will ensue when you can't use Dollars as toilet paper.
thst doesnt sound good does it.... it reminds me of our FED on this side of Atlantic saving money by not publishing the M3 money supply report ... or at least that was the claim .... guilty as charged if i am mistaken ...
...the more things change the more they remain the same ...
BAC on CNBC right now, claiming Treasury is "safe" investment. And inflation will be "low." If I hear "flight to safety" one more time, I'm going to destroy the big screen.
Fed QInk 1 now officially part of Jobs pkg!!!
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