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If nothing, it explains the plates with the funny pictures.
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He's got some sausage fingers
come closer.... I fucked your dad last night!
"can i be the catcher tonight?"
We're gonna make a fortune on lamphades!
"I really hope that's a slouvaki in your pocket."
"Do you have any Grey Poupon ?"
"I'm packing 8 inches ... what are you packing?"
"Your sworn promise that my family can keep its home is a big relief."
I'm gonna pay you back, honest...
I'm so sorry Barney could not make it.
Whispers in ear..
It will feel better if you turn around.
Humpa Thumpa, Humpa Thumpa, Humpa Thumpa, Humpa Thumpa, Humpa Thumpa ...
Turn around - I'll drive
"Blue Horseshoe loves Yelp !"
"don't look now but there's a plastic sheet on the floor behind you"
"Because we're vampires you idiot! We don't have reflections"
"Because we're vampires you idiot! We don't have reflections"
" After this dance... let's play hide the loukaniko"
you seen this? Europe Gets Shock Therapy
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for 7 Gyros today."
Is that a roll of silver eagles in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Leonidas: I'm assembling an army to go to war with Persia. I'm going to take them in the rear... and then I'm gonna reach around, and I'm gonna take them again from the front!
Damn dude we get more paychecks. Whew, I thought I was going to have to work for a living.
This is how the blind lead the blind...
" I can't get my legs behind my head anymore. " (unseen pouting)
"where's your other hand?"
"between two pillows."
"THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!!!"
you wearing a wire?
What's that hard thing in your pocket?
No you deaf cunt, I said 'pay'...
"I think I see a waffle....did we leave a waffle?"
Come over here.... MAN HUG. Big BEAR HUG little guy!
Banksters don't shake hands....banksters HUG!!!!!!!!!
Dude you got some big man boobs, let me cop a feel.
grab on this shit is going to blow!
You know how they separate the men from the boys in Greece, don't you?...With a crowbar.
How about, "Is that a frankfurter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"Remember, no French kissing until the 4th bailout"
"Holy cow you got big...I guess you haven't missed a one of those 7 course dinners in Brussells the past few months on the taxpayer dime."
welcome to the penile clinic, ECB, IMF and MILF
If I can't eat you, I'll take in your lovely aroma...
"Welcome to the family my son"
He whispers in his ear "I own your ass and all of your country, so give me your daughters"
"Would you rather live in the ascendency of a civilization or durings its decline?"
Smell my finger.
It was time to seperate them, but noone had a crowbar.
Meet me at the secret place later...we'll eat some brains and baby hearts!
I'd love to but I don't see how it's physically possible
That's not a sleeve of Austrian philharmonics you've got your hand on.
"i love you, you love me, we're all a happy family".....fucking bizzaro barney
"Look on the brightside, our Brussels catering company has seen record profits this year ! "
Jabba the Hutt eats his next victim.
Merkel eats her next victim?
with or without lube...
"The briefcase full of bills is in the trunk of the car"
"No, I don't want to play 'hide the salami' with you."
If you think that was fun wait until you see what we have planned for Spain.
"If you attack me from the rear, do you think Greece will help?"
It's called La Cage Aux Euro: it's left cheek, right cheek, left cheek, then....that's it...oh yeah...that's it, right there...
You must never leave...you can never leave...
Ooooh... It was on fire when I sat down on it!
"Barney Frank lent me his condo for the whole weekend. Interested?"
Thanks for plantin' that icky picture in my head.
No, that is not a bar of gold in my pocket.
"I know I've always called you a huge cocksucker figuratively. But after our special evening last night, I absolutely mean it literally!"
Looks like an old picture of Ted Kennedy.
"Be gentle. This is my first time Greek style."
why did the little greek boy run away from home? A: he didn't like the way he was being reared
why did he come back? A: he couldn't bear to leave his brothers behind
Its like thrilling two birds with one zone.
Could you Clean the Ear wax out with your tongue?
Remember the getaway jet is ready and waiting.
"I think your debt may be larger than you."
"(No, your losses will be larger than me.) -chortle-"
"That awkward moment when you almost kissed ..."
"Pssst....Schauble eats babies."
"I am so saddened to leave my close friend's behind".....oops, no that was Bwarney who said that.
"TGIF! Meet at DSK's place. 11PM. Hookers & blow."
Venizelos and L-Pap seen implementing one of the more enjoyable provisions of the latest Greek bail-out plan; auditoning for the new Eurovision show, Dancing with the Stasi.
"My bottom hurts... next time let's use extra virgin."
Can I show you MY SECRET?
"So, how long have you been coming to Authur Murrary Dance Studio?
"GET IN MY BELLY!"
"Is that a roll of gold Eagles in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
"This is how the little people will be staying warm next winter"
You won't believe it. Timmy Geithner just blew me and Obama is dropping by later.....
"We're both pissed stupid bankrupt so hold on tight.. if we all prop each other up maybe we can stagger on for another year eh?"
"Viva Le Collectivism"
News Flash: The bodies of hundreds of Eurocrats were found today in a slow-mo train wreck in Brussels and described by coroners as a "Mass Suicide Event". Jean-Claude Trichet (retired) was quoted, "it's inexplicable, they all said things were looking good, they all passed my stress tests! I'm shocked, never saw this Black Swan coming!!"
-Vangelis, my friend, you are too big to hug
-And you, Jean-Claude, my friend, are too small to bail Greece out. Hahahaha!!!
Where IS his wallet?
The new password is: Benny says blow me.... you got that ? Benny says blow me....
so that's why they call them Trojans
Entry of the Gladiators (Thunder and Blazes) The Classic Circus Music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5csNO3oMrQ (2:39)
I know it was you, fatto.
well, that was easy
"Our fucking is done here...but, don't leave me now." "I hear Barcelona is lovely this time of year... call me?"
.... and time goes by so slowly
and time can do so much
are yoooooooooo u still miiiiiine?
I neee eeed your love
I neeed your love...
Yes, I'm sure. It was hemlock not ouzo that you were drinking!
"I promise darling - the cheques in the mail and I won't come in your mouth...."
Weight Watchers CEO David Kirchoff congratulates Benny Hill on losing 6 stone 7 pounds.
Let's pretend we appreciate each other.
Maybe it'll help the insolvent Germans to pretend they can bail us out and not us their German banks!
You had me at debt.
We're surrounded by pitchforks and an angry mob! But smile for the camera so the world thinks everything is OK!
Greek heimlich maneuver - cough it up!
You were right... The blood, sweat and tears of the little people taste so delicious.
especially in a delightful delicious matzo ball.
iMiss that guy in the weelchair in the back of the pic.
"Wanna go camping?"
Your a much better dancer than Merkel......she leads
"I never meant austerity was for you, too, my little dolmalakia."
say, have you ever heard of the Lemon Party my friend?............
"You milk my prostrate again like last night and I may just give up goats.
"I told you they would be too lazy to riot for more than a day.."
Have you been cheating on me? Your breath smells like fish.
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.
Fleetwood mac - Little lies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyE4CLM0QIA (3:40)
Okay, but obviously you get NO reach around...
Reach Around http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2vkiLHiTcY (0:10)
Let's get a cream cheese strudel and a six of Besck's dark and go play hide the bratwurst!
"you like my plastic surgery? I told the dr. that I had a chance to go to the UK or the US. He told me Terry Gilliam is thought of very well in both places. I never heard of him but what the heck?
A scenario how things might start to unfold very soon with a critical poiint in May 2012 (EUR down, USDx up, Silver UP, DJIA UP, GOLD steady:
Shut the fuck up --- I'm not doing this because I like you, you asshole.
psst..let's milk that stupid German Cow...
hi hi...I just pinched her wallet !
Knuckle of porks with sauerkraut.
C'mere ya' big porker! I some Panama Red, wanta toke?
Angela: Stuck in the middle with you!
And to think these fools actually think we are going to pay the money back. Try not to laugh out loud at them.
"Hey, I am not so sure we are going to get rich off this fucking thing... Can you explain it again?"
Try this wedgie on for size you porkulus spending fuck!
(to Dueling Banjos in background)
P: 'That's an awfully pretty mouth you got there.'
V: 'Squeal like a PIIG'
"It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets no Euros again" CB
I can smell your bunds..
"...not that there's anything wrong with that."
they said we have to trim the fat.
Something wrong with the markets. It is 3:10 EST and we haven't crossed DOW 13,000 yet.
"Let's do it like they do it on riot-TV"
Lets go for a Large Shish Kebab, and to finish off , some Mousaka, why not celebrate, we just been paid
It's my turn to dress up like Merkel. You can be Sarkozy and I will spank your hiney.
Are you kidding me? I distinctly remember during our last meeting you said you would blow me first the next time we met. That’s not fair . . . . .
Sounds like the plates from 'The Birdcage'. On second thought, I don't think those are pictures of boys playing leapfrog....
Your cheek is very soft.
Not that cheek silly.
That looks like the comedian Louie Andersen look alike again.....
OT Gold news... Go to GATA to read more
Bad News: Last couple of days it is being widely reported that the PAGE (Pan-Asian Gold Exchange) has been scuttled and won't happen. A New York bank, with close connections to principles in China helped scuttle it. China may not want gold to go high in price until they accumulate more.
Good News: The principles of the exchange are determined, well financed, and going to press ahead and open a 1:1 physical gold exchange this summer anyway.
My basement has meats.
Your caption is simply way wrong! lol
"i appear to be stuck".
Messenger: [Leonidas has kissed the Persian's messenger on the mouth] What the hell was that? Leonidas: What? Messenger: You just kissed me! Leonidas: That is how men greet each other in Sparta: high-fives for the women [high-fives Margo] Leonidas: and open-mouthed tongue kisses for the men!
"Will you do that thing you do with your tongue?"
Listen...this is what a Greek default is. It is not a default when you can't pay the money back and you have to be bailed out but it is a default if I stick my dick in your ass and you won't suck it afterwards. Got it?
It's ok, I forgive you for farting in my general direction.
It takes two to tango but thee to troika!
"It will be deep and prolonged. And I'm not speaking of the recession."
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