Greek Caption Contest

Tyler Durden's picture

If nothing, it explains the plates with the funny pictures.

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bob_dabolina's picture

He's got some sausage fingers

johnQpublic's picture

lets fuck....everybody....muhahahahah

camaro68ss's picture

come closer.... I fucked your dad last night!

Comay Mierda's picture

"can i be the catcher tonight?"

B-rock's picture

We're gonna make a fortune on lamphades!

TruthInSunshine's picture

"I really hope that's a slouvaki in your pocket."

Don Birnam's picture

"Do you have any Grey Poupon ?"

Chris Jusset's picture

"I'm packing 8 inches ... what are you packing?"

TruthInSunshine's picture

"Your sworn promise that my family can keep its home is a big relief."

Harlequin001's picture

I'm gonna pay you back, honest...

ShankyS's picture

I'm so sorry Barney could not make it. 


Manthong's picture

Whispers in ear..

It will feel better if you turn around.

BaBaBouy's picture

Humpa Thumpa, Humpa Thumpa, Humpa Thumpa, Humpa Thumpa, Humpa Thumpa ...


Jay Gould Esq.'s picture

"Blue Horseshoe loves Yelp !"

prains's picture

"don't look now but there's a plastic sheet on the floor behind you"

Eisenhorn's picture

"Because we're vampires you idiot! We don't have reflections"

Ying-Yang's picture

" After this dance... let's play hide the loukaniko"

ebworthen's picture

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for 7 Gyros today."

cowdiddly's picture

Is that a roll of silver eagles in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Ying-Yang's picture

Leonidas: I'm assembling an army to go to war with Persia. I'm going to take them in the rear... and then I'm gonna reach around, and I'm gonna take them again from the front!

economics1996's picture

Damn dude we get more paychecks.  Whew, I thought I was going to have to work for a living.

Harlequin001's picture

This is how the blind lead the blind...

Stoploss's picture

" I can't get my legs behind my head anymore. " (unseen pouting)

greased up deaf guy's picture

"where's your other hand?"
"between two pillows."

Sophist Economicus's picture

What's that hard thing in your pocket?

Harlequin001's picture

No you deaf cunt, I said 'pay'...

Eisenhorn's picture

"I think I see a waffle....did we leave a waffle?"

GenX Investor's picture

Come over here.... MAN HUG.  Big BEAR HUG little guy!

Dr. Richard Head's picture

Banksters don't shake hands....banksters HUG!!!!!!!!!

economics1996's picture

Dude you got some big man boobs, let me cop a feel.

Squishi's picture

grab on this shit is going to blow!

EnglishMajor's picture

You know how they separate the men from the boys in Greece, don't you?...With a crowbar.

EnglishMajor's picture

How about, "Is that a frankfurter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

LongSoupLine's picture



"Remember, no French kissing until the 4th bailout"

stocktivity's picture

"Holy cow you got big...I guess you haven't missed a one of those 7 course dinners in Brussells the past few months on the taxpayer dime."

Squishi's picture

welcome to the penile clinic, ECB, IMF and MILF 

Banksters's picture

If I can't eat you, I'll take in your lovely aroma...

Apeman's picture

"Welcome to the family my son"

battle axe's picture

He whispers in his ear "I own your ass and all of your country, so give me your daughters"

Johnny Yuma's picture

"Would you rather live in the ascendency of a civilization or durings its decline?"

Dixie Rect's picture

It was time to seperate them, but noone had a crowbar.

Roy Bush's picture

Meet me at the secret place later...we'll eat some brains and baby hearts!

redpill's picture

I'd love to but I don't see how it's physically possible

mayhem_korner's picture



That's not a sleeve of Austrian philharmonics you've got your hand on.

orangedrinkandchips's picture

"i love you, you love me, we're all a happy family".....fucking bizzaro barney