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If nothing, it explains the plates with the funny pictures.

 

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Fri, 03/02/2012 - 17:13 | 2218158 Likstane
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All their gyros is belong to us now!

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 17:21 | 2218187 fiddy pence haf...
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"keep your hands and lips where I can see them"

"my wife found your lipstick, on my dipstick"

"you can offer a swirl with an underground pump, and I still won't give your country a break."

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 17:24 | 2218199 fiddy pence haf...
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"Go hide under the podium. I'm speaking in 5 minutes for half an hour.

Actually, you're not gonna fit under the podium, you fat bastard."

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 17:25 | 2218202 Peter Pan
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Don't move, the prostate check will only take a minute. ( and my watch is not working)

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 17:25 | 2218204 GoldRetriever
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"Run up the debt. don't pay the debt. That is our Grecian Formula."

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 17:27 | 2218211 GoldRetriever
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Embrace austerity.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 17:39 | 2218242 theduke2421
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anal austerity

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 17:49 | 2218270 goldenbuddha454
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We're sure to get the next tranche now that everyone knows Spain is worse off than us!

This is a waltz not a texas two step right?

I've recently received my LMT license and can feel the tension in your shoulders.  When would you like an appointment for a massage?

Where's the nearest water closet, that last gyro is running down my leg!

Oooh, right there, no don't stop!

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 17:56 | 2218289 Zymurguy
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Why... Meatloaf, you dance devinely.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 17:57 | 2218291 goldenbuddha454
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I've sworn off baklava and grape leaves and thats how I lost so much weight, can't you tell?

This is the new method of screening people for weapons within parliament now.

The heimlich maneuver as interpreted by europeans.

That's a pretty lame reacharound don't ya think?

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 18:55 | 2218433 SILVERGEDDON
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"For the true, rich experience of my affection for you, please turn around, so I can bury the bratwurst in the proper receptacle. Just like real life."

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:01 | 2218459 Fastback
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Ahh! Venzielos " Work, Work, Work".

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:20 | 2218503 Dave Thomas
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Thanks for pushing that "right to sovereign gold reserve" part through Evangelos! Those hot pockets we talked about are in your freezer!

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:24 | 2218517 Squid Vicious
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If you need a custom glove maker, my tailor is looking for work...

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:30 | 2218531 polak potrafi
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Juncker: "Please keep it in your pants"

Vazelinios: ("...Yeah, until we swap our panties")

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:00 | 2218617 joshua10
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Is that a bailout package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:12 | 2218624 ragedmaximus
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I'm wearing g-string panties from victory secrets

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:09 | 2218625 ragedmaximus
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who's next again, spain portugal or italy

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:09 | 2218640 Heroic Couplet
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Got lube?

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 21:05 | 2218744 Zappalives
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Yes my little frau.....tonight you will know what it means to be a .......woman!

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 01:20 | 2219216 GMadScientist
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I got a spot that gets me hot, but you ain't been to it!

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 21:25 | 2218777 Godlike
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"Please don't let me go"

"Why do you always get so emotional after sex"

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 23:05 | 2218975 ACP
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"Mi scusi, mi scusi!"

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 00:07 | 2219079 bluebare
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Rollie: Pollie!

Pollie: Rollie!

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 01:19 | 2219213 GMadScientist
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I hold you close so you no try fuck me in da ass (my brain still hurts).

 

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 02:28 | 2219272 Atomizer
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If we can just pass this EU crisis onto the global peasant bag holders. Barney Frank has promised a threesome with his boyfriend [James Ready]. The first US policy maker who passes this law, has dibs for an exclusive weekend excursion poking empty holes.

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 03:11 | 2219305 hivekiller
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Now it's my turn to be the saucy french maid and you get to be the rutting banker.

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 03:49 | 2219329 Olympia
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The greatest private fraud of human history.
Who are the great fraudsters who are becoming the murderers of the human kind? How does the economy "illness" threaten Democracy and the freedom of people?

http://eamb-ydrohoos.blogspot.com/2012/01/global-debt-crisis.html
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By knowing what happened in indebted Greece, where loan sharks created “bubbles” and the current inhuman debt, one can understand the inhuman plan in total ...understand where this plan started just to bring all states at the same end ...understand how this type of plans are established...

Authored by PANAGIOTIS TRAIANOU

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 07:10 | 2219398 fiddy pence haf...
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and together they sing

"strangers in the night,

exchanging debt notes,

strangers in the night,

won't get us no votes."

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 08:40 | 2219446 justsayin2u
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Lets go ge a doughnut

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 12:34 | 2219654 Newsboy
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Huggin' and a chalkin'...

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 13:16 | 2219732 ugmug
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We did it! We found our penis now we can fuck the world!

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 13:24 | 2219744 CoolBeans
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So...you had the remote...or ah, are you just happy to see me??!!

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 13:31 | 2219747 CoolBeans
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Sorry. Romantic excerpt - duplicate. 

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 13:30 | 2219748 CoolBeans
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He whispered huskily in his ear, "I must have you.  Be in the dimly lit stairwell in 10 minutes and ready yourself for me."

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 19:32 | 2220478 Yen Cross
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