Greek Colonization 102: Europe Calls For Reconstruction Commissioner In Athens

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First they force now officially defaulted Greece to bailout European banks courtesy of a Greek funded Escrow package, then they make Greek pays for the privilege of having a job, then they send in German tax collectors, and finally they prepare to pilfer the gold. And simply because nobody is home, the colonization continues, with the formal take over of the country by a "Kommisar"

  • JUNCKER CALLS FOR RECONSTRUCTION COMMISSIONER FOR ATHENS: WELT
  • JUNCKER COMMENTS IN INTERVIEW WITH GERMANY'S DIE WELT

And since not even this colonial escalation will do much if anything to stir the locals, we can't even imagine what the next annexation steps will be.

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Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:08 | 2204086 Sophist Economicus
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Wow!   Europe is futher to the right than we are!   The dumb-craps in Washington would have called him a Reconstruction CZAR

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:12 | 2204111 slaughterer
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I vote Asmussen in for the job of "Reconstruction Kommisar."  He would be perfect. 

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:30 | 2204207 magpie
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Geez, where's old Europe heading to - no archdukes, viceroys or even "Reich Special plenipotentiaries" to go with the Stalinist drivel...

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:32 | 2204219 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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The waiter who, just now, spilled a tray of beers on Merkle had the right idea. 

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:40 | 2204253 Manthong
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What is the Greek equivalent to the FEMAcamp going to be?

Or should I be asking what the German equivalent is?

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:43 | 2204273 ms1408
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Here's the thing: The Greek people didn't vote for a debt increase EVER, so technically they are not responsible for running up the national debt. The Greek people only voted for increased benefits, not increased debt. It is the BANKERS and IMF that are responsible for the debt, not Greek voters.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 14:54 | 2204857 macholatte
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We are crime, and crime don't pay.

-- Pizza the Hut

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 17:40 | 2205728 BooMushroom
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That's awesome! I hereby vote you a gold-plated, 5 story mansion with a bevy of fembots to attend to your every need. You (and your family) will have to pay for it, of course. But I vote that you should have those benefits :)

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 13:08 | 2204394 masterinchancery
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I thought Reconstruction ended in 1876 after the fraudulent Hayes-Tilden election.  Do the field hands in Greece need freeing?

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 13:32 | 2204473 johngaltfla
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This "reconstruction" idea will not last for long. There is only one solution to the debt crisis outside of a revolution:

The Cure to Greek’s Debt Crisis: War with Turkey

And the first battleground is ready with Cyprus becoming more militarized with each move.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:08 | 2204088 Ivanovich
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Der kommissar geht um.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:10 | 2204101 Ghordius
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da, dada da!

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:14 | 2204108 hedgeless_horseman
Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:54 | 2204316 margaris
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The coolest austrian ever to walk the earth!

Probably even the coolest human.

Sorry, cant stand the english version. It has to be watched in german: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w4Xulsjo5I

 

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:08 | 2204089 redpill
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Soon they will be eating bratwurst and french fries with mayo on them.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:24 | 2204175 kito
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german to be taught in all greek schools as primary language......

german national anthem to replace the greek one......

 

 

 

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 18:19 | 2205894 McNoob
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It's called Pomme Frites...

No cheese eating, onion munching frog fries for mein Teutonic brothers...

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:08 | 2204090 Overflow-admin
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Next: dungeons & torture chambers will be rehabilitated.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:23 | 2204173 cossack55
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Next step:  All Greeks will be given a train trip to Oswiecim, Poland for a vacation.  This will free up more beach space for the Master Race.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 13:49 | 2204521 SunnyDD
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End their gold, End'em hehe.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 13:40 | 2204495 SunnyDD
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What? No burn baby burn?

Hell. I'm going short and Zohedge 'em hahaha.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:09 | 2204092 Big Corked Boots
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Newsflash: Britian returns Elgin Marbles... to Germany.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:13 | 2204116 Sandmann
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Why should Britain return the Elgin Marbles ? They were bought by Lord Elgin. On that basis Louisiana should be returned to the French and Alaska to the Russians.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:17 | 2204139 Rogier
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And Manhatten to the Dutch...

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:22 | 2204171 dwdollar
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Fine by me.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:31 | 2204216 GeneMarchbanks
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Makes sense that's where the Dutch store their gold.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:34 | 2204235 Ghordius
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don't mention the gold, Gene, don't mention the gold

may the NY-FED, in it's endless wisdom, do with it what is necessary for the progress of humankind. amen.

where is the lazy bastard millon-dollar-bonus today? can't do his job, too!

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:38 | 2204250 LowProfile
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You mean the Wappinger indian confederacy.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:41 | 2204256 LowProfile
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"Why should Britain return the Elgin Marbles ? They were bought by Lord Elgin. On that basis Louisiana should be returned to the French and Alaska to the Russians."

Yes, under the perfectly legitimate and auspices of the Ottoman Empire.  Yes, yes, all very well and proper, wot, wot.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elgin_Marbles

/sarc

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:55 | 2204334 Sandmann
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Yes, under the perfectly legitimate and auspices of the Ottoman Empire.

 

So now you want to get the Hagia Sophia back and expel the Ottomans from Asia Minor ? Great. US forces can liberate Constantinople

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:09 | 2204095 Ghordius
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oh no, now the trotted Juncker out again... someone should tell him to just keep quiet...

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:09 | 2204096 Ancona
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I wonder who the reconstruction Komissar for the US will be?

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:13 | 2204125 Sandmann
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Maybe they can borrow L. Paul Bremer ?

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:21 | 2204141 NotApplicable
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Ahhhnold.

He's already got the belt buckle, after all (as well as the accent).

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:14 | 2204130 wee-weed up
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MF Corzine

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:14 | 2204112 Element
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 Reconstruction Commissioner In Athens

 

eh? ... they're getting in ... before the war this time?

German efficiency bitchez!

 

(the attack on Libya was more entertaining though)

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:13 | 2204121 Azannoth
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Sieg Heil!

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:13 | 2204123 Dr. Engali
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What in the hell are those Greeks doing? Are there any Spartans left? I sure hope to God we aren't as pathetic when it's our turn. I 'm getting this sickening feeling we will be though.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:19 | 2204154 dwdollar
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That sickening feeling you have is the cold hard reality of truth. For what it's worth, I have it too.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:26 | 2204186 Dr. Engali
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Based on what I'm seeing now with the seemingly daily government encroachment on our civil liberties and nobody even batting an eye , I have to agree with you.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 23:05 | 2206684 StychoKiller
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Ya gotta turn up the burner slowly, or the frogs will jump out...

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:24 | 2204176 cossack55
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All the Spartans moved to SF for the same-sex marriages.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:27 | 2204193 NotApplicable
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What, have you no faith in the "Occupy Movement" and all of the other divide and conquer collectivist political operations? Now that the weather's nicer, they're coming back out of hibernation.

Remember, it's all about THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION EVAH!

Well, at least that's what the political class want you to believe. Selling the sizzle because they have no steak to sell (they ate it all).

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:44 | 2204283 Dr. Engali
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Can't tell you how sick I am of hearing " the most important election in our lives". What will be important is when people finally get off their asses and do something.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:14 | 2204126 Everybodys All ...
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Que up ... "The Clash"

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:15 | 2204129 dick cheneys ghost
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Didnt they do the same thing to Libya?

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:15 | 2204132 bentaxle
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Best just drop the name Greece altogether. Maybe rename the area, the Juncker dust bowl.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:20 | 2204163 Gene Parmesan
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They should change it to Greeced.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 13:46 | 2204516 SunnyDD
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Zero-Greece

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:16 | 2204133 bobola
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Greek ministry of justice web site still down;  http://www.ministryofjustice.gr/

Does that mean Anon is doing the reconstruction...???

 

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