Greek Debt Deal Rejected As S&P Begins European Bank Downgrades

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At least they were kind enough to wait until the close:


Translation: Greece demands that the coupon on its fresh start 30 Year bonds to be below 4%, or roughly in line with US 30 year paper. Good luck guys!

But, but, Marathon promised... And making things even worse, here come the long overdue European S&P bank downgrades


Sarc-o-bot (that's Sarcasm, not Sarakozy) screaming: "This is all priced in. Buy buy buy."

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Mon, 01/23/2012 - 17:59 | 2090436 Divided States ...
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Greek salad anyone?

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:02 | 2090450 redpill
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I wonder what Lucas "Nero with a gyro" Papademos will do now?

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:20 | 2090531 Jack Napier
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Quoted from:

"Greece has enough funds to continue until the March redemptions (€14.4bn redemption on 20 March 2012). However, without the PSI and further EU resources, there is not any room for the March redemption to be paid. As such, March Greek redemption is implicitly the hard deadline for Greece."

So they've still got two months. LTRO is in 1 month. Just another day of dream theater.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:05 | 2090463 ACP
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Nah, it got tossed.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:07 | 2090472 The Big Ching-aso
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Rejection of a deal originally based on hallucinogenic obfuscation.    The whole phuckin world needs smelling salts.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:08 | 2090474 VanillAnalyst
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Below 4 percent? bwahahah


I mean... auto loans are at 4 percent. And I never bought a car that embezzled the shit out of me and refused to pay taxes. Pass.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:09 | 2090482 JLee2027
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Loan rates may go negative before this is over.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:14 | 2090503 Cheesy Bastard
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If you buy a Volt.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:22 | 2090538 walküre
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Are the Greeks actually calling out the and her debt financing? THIS could get really nasty when the Greeks start calling a spade a spade and go all in, all anti-american finance.

This is act 2 of the Drama. The introduction of the Antagonist.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:12 | 2090495 zebra
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with thousand "fukushima" island dressing please

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:19 | 2090528 johngaltfla
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So the drop in the 1 year Greek yields to 428% isn't bullish? Sheesh, who would have ever guessed....

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:31 | 2090570 slaughterer
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Well, well, now we can start the move downward to 1173.    

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 21:14 | 2090994 Buck Johnson
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And I will say again what has been played down to the masses but the banks and insurance companies know.  If as MICHELLE CARUSO-CABRERA  said today and other days that the CDS's aren't a factor since Greece only have 13.5 or 14 billion in bonds that if a credit even happened it would be ony for that amount of bonds.  Then why bargain at all this hard and allow more lies to go out saying a deal when there isn't a deal.  I think Michelle is wrong, truly wrong.  If a credit event happens (which will, I can't see it not happening).  Then not just 100 billion in bonds but all of Greece's bonds (over 315 billion and possibly more) will be in doubt.  You can't say that they aren't able to pay these bonds but they are able to pay those bonds, trust us.  And so what would happen is that holders of the 1/3 or more trillion in debt will have the CDS's activated and they will be able to get 100% on the dollar from the insurance companies that they bought CDS's from. 

The insurance companies and banks don't have the money, if they did then why the push for a deal.  Also after Greece, other countries in the PIIGS and outside would come into focus because if Greece with it's debt load to GDP couldn't afford the debt, that means the other can't also so it starts another run on bonds in other countries etc. etc..  So Michelle is telling a partial truth, yea 13 to 14 billion will be effected but hundreds more if not trillions will be also.

And so the reason is they are afraid of the CDS issuers not having the money and a cascade effect that will go to other countries once it happens.

Tue, 01/24/2012 - 02:46 | 2091551 StychoKiller
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Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?

Tue, 01/24/2012 - 02:46 | 2091552 StychoKiller
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Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?

[Edit:]  (Dopey Droids...)

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:01 | 2090439 Gubbmint Cheese
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Robo crapping his pants, bitchez

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:04 | 2090455 ihedgemyhedges
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But, but, but Texas Instruments is up 2.1% after hours and the CEO says "we're at the bottom of the downturn".  Surely, surely, surely he wouldn't say that if it weren't true........come on Robo, tell us he ain't lyin'.................

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 19:50 | 2090761 txsilverbug
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I think he has a broken calculator.  I wonder if there is a company that makes calculators that would be willing to shed some light on this?

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:39 | 2090584 Goldilocks
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Oops I crapped my pants (1:19)

(...with apologies)

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:02 | 2090445 Fips_OnTheSpot
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Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:02 | 2090447 hyper-critical
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(Buy The Fucking Drachma...)

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:06 | 2090459 bob_dabolina
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Deutsche Mark

(sell the Drachma)

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:07 | 2090468 DoChenRollingBearing
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Definitely the DM vs. the Drachma.  Looks like, just maybe, the SJGR!

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:09 | 2090479 Cheesy Bastard
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Drachma queens and deutsche bags.  USD.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:04 | 2090454 ucsbcanuck
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/sarc on

Bullish. Priced in.

/sarc off

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:08 | 2090476 Spooky Polish
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/ sarc off 


Bullish , bulled in


/ sarc on 

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:04 | 2090456 WonderDawg
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What a surprise. I'm stunned. Never would have seen this coming.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:10 | 2090485 DoChenRollingBearing
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Me either.  In fact, I almost can't believe it.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:05 | 2090457 Joeman34
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Just default already and get it over with!

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:10 | 2090487 kurzdump
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Indeed, I'd prefer watching a few seaons of "The Bold and the Beautiful" non-stop instead of this crap.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:05 | 2090461 DoChenRollingBearing
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Maybe this is it!  Can we now say: "And they're off!"?

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:07 | 2090469 Fips_OnTheSpot
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the can is still alive and kickin'..

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:13 | 2090501 cbxer55
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But there ain't no road left to kick it down.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:06 | 2090464 littleguy
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Cheap holidays in the beautiful mediterranean are coming!! Yippeee!!


Obviously wait for the war to finish first.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:13 | 2090500 Schmuck Raker
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Avoid the cruises.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:23 | 2090539 littleguy
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Maybe, just maybe... it was an Iranian torpedo...

just saying guys!!

just saying


Mon, 01/23/2012 - 19:28 | 2090731 Blank Reg
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Are you wearing a tin foil hat? You are, aren't you.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:16 | 2090509 The Fonz...befo...
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Cheap holidays in other people's miseries

Holidays in the sun
The sex pistols

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 21:39 | 2091082 Isherwood
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World War III is already priced in...

Tue, 01/24/2012 - 11:07 | 2092344 tradebot
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How much for the women?

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:05 | 2090465 youngman
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And so the story goes...on and on and on....the guy on CNBC about had a fit..."why can´t they get them all in a room and make a deal"  boo hoo hoo....


It still is no deal even with the deal...can´t they see that...its all for the next 8 billion or whatever they get in the next payment....then its off to a swiss bank account for TPTB..and then default....but its only other peoples money...

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:08 | 2090477 DoChenRollingBearing
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+ 1

LOL CNBS guy throwing a fit...

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:20 | 2090521 walküre
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Must be frustrating for Wall Street shysters and shills to see that their tactics don't work outside of the controlled boardrooms.

"make a deal" with whom? the devil? no thank you.

Good to see that the whole world doesn't operate "The American Way". US Congress rolling over and sending unlimited tax payers cash to the banks. It just doesn't work the same way in Europe. Gosh, darn it.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:20 | 2090522 Ropingdown
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Why didn't I think of that?  Let CNBC commentators buy the PIIGS bonds.  It sounds like they volunteered.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 19:59 | 2090769 Blank Reg
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YES, YES! And while were're at it, why don't we get a bunch of doctors in a room and don't let them out until the find a cure for cancer! I think he's on to something!

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:06 | 2090466 Sandmann
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Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:52 | 2090625 Peter Pan
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Think it's time we changed it to beware of Greeks seeking gifts.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:10 | 2090481 falak pema
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greek theatre until tomorrow...the lady keeps crossing her legs, now you see it now you don't. Play on.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:10 | 2090483 The_Emperor
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Oufff just default for god's sake :)

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:10 | 2090486 distopiandreamboy
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Greece's new national motto: Caveat emptor

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