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Greek Economy Suffers Record Collapse In February

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There are those who recall that not ten days ago, according to the IMF's Greek (un)sustainability analysis, worst case scenario no less, Greek GDP would somehow miraculously post just a 1% drop in 2013. Unfortunately this won't happen. According to the overnight PMI update out of Europe (where was saw the jobless rate at the highest since 1997), the Greek economy just imploded at a record pace. This follows the already horrendous budget revenue data from January which came in down 7% on expectations of a 9% rise. Sure enough, as expected the fact that the entire country has taken the rest of 2012 off with no incentive to actually work, will do miracles for Greece. From Reuters: "The Markit Manufacturing Purchasing Managers' Index (PMI) for Greece fell to a survey low of 37.7 points in February from 41.0 in January, staying below the 50 mark that divides growth in activity from contraction for each of the past 30 months. Production and new order volumes fell at the sharpest pace in the near 13 year history of the survey as austerity sapped demand. New export orders fell for a sixth straight month and at the steepest rate since May 2010." Translated: the situation is hopeless and getting worse. Expect the German, pardon Troika, Kommissar to be shocked, shocked, to find out that not only do banks in Greece have no deposits left, but the entire economy picked up and left.

Some disturbing charts validating the sad reality of Greece:

More from Reuters:

Greek manufacturing shrank at its fastest rate in at least thirteen years in February as production and new orders declined at record rates, driving the sector deeper into recession and forcing firms to shed more jobs, a survey showed on Thursday.

 

Greece will apply additional fiscal austerity to shore up its finances as part of a new rescue package it agreed with its euro zone partners and the IMF to avert a chaotic default and emerge from a severe debt crisis.

 

Greece's 215 billion euro economy shrank by an estimated 6.8 percent in 2011, its fourth straight year of recession. It is seen contracting this year as well.

 

"The latest survey provided another stark reminder of the difficulties the Greek economy is facing. Problems of accessing credit, combined with austerity, are undermining activity and demand with little evidence of this situation improving anytime soon," Markit senior economist Paul Smith said.

 

Greek firms struggled to access working capital and meet vendor demands for cash payments to deliver inputs. The fall in production led to more job losses.

 

"While companies are trying to maintain employment via reduced working days and hours, the inevitable impact of rapid declines in output and sales are further cuts to payroll numbers, which fell at a marked and accelerated pace," Smith said.

 

Greece's unemployment rate hit 20.9 percent in November, the latest available data, highlighting the pain of higher taxes and cuts in public sector pay and pensions which suppress economic activity.

So if wondering what is sending markets higher, it is the return of the expectation that the global economic collapse (whereby sliding US consumer spending and income somehow drives consumer confidence higher) will force banks to do what they do best: CTRL+P.

Full PMI release here.

 


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Thu, 03/01/2012 - 10:56 | Link to Comment Stackers
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You mean Greece actually manufactures something ? Uh, learn something new everyday.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 10:58 | Link to Comment ISEEIT
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Yeah, olive oil..Duh!

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:02 | Link to Comment markmotive
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This is the paradox of austerity. They are damned if they spend more, damned if they spend less.

I repeat what Kyle Bass said..."There is no way out".

@planbeconomics

 

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:12 | Link to Comment Azannoth
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That's not the paradox of austerity but a debt based monetary system and a socialist/communist economical system

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:15 | Link to Comment markmotive
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From the Greek perspective I'd say it's a paradox. Once you get into a situation where the bond market is dictating austerity, I'd say it's too late.

However, austerity as a preventative medicine is the right solution. The time to save is while you still have a job, not after you get fired.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:23 | Link to Comment Azannoth
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That too won't work in a debt based system saving(even while times are good) = trouble ahead, that's why Keynesianism is only ever half-implementable(the spending part)

If money had real value saving would not be as bad because it would mean more capital to be lent out to businesses so saving = capital = easier money for businesses to borrow but in a debt based system money = liability => saving = contraction(because without new money you can't pay the interest)

A value based monetary system has a balance between the incentive to save vs. spend one and the other equally balance each other out but in debt based systems only spending is 'sustainable' the problem arises when you have a cyclical(generational) contraction that is too big to paper over(Cntr+P) than you're in deep

Debt Based System = Expand or Die

in this case the monetary base needs to expand hell or high water, and if the economy can't absorb that new money (stag)flation follows

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:57 | Link to Comment franzpick
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I believe the on-the-ground reports that greeks are on a defacto tax strike: from Manos on SHTFPlan - "Today, after two years of screwing and pressing us, most households and businesses have stopped paying. Stopped paying taxes, utility bills, toll fees, or anything else related to the government."  http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/warning-for-americans-be-safe-and-stay-alert-its-coming_09132011

Under such circumstances, negotiations for an austerity-bailout are nothing but a banker's charade.

 

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:12 | Link to Comment Hugh_Jorgan
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Strange how violent civil unrest will hit a tourism-dependent economy, eh?

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:17 | Link to Comment Koffieshop
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Debt Based System = Expand or Die

Exactly. This is why the existing system will be totally destroyed and replaced by something that can work steady-state. You don't have to be a genius to see this because the population growth will stop sooner or later and the amount of labor one can produce and consume is not limitless. The question is how it will go down exactly. Hopefully slowly but I fear otherwise.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 13:01 | Link to Comment Running on Empty
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The greed of mankind won't allow for a steady state system. History has proven that the only system to ever be implemented is the expand till collapse system. This time will be no different, it can't be it's our genetic predisposition.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 13:32 | Link to Comment Koffieshop
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Perhaps. Or the survival of the fittest will be become the survival of the must durable.

In either case it will be a zero-sum game or an all-lose game. We wont be colonising another planet any time soon.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 18:21 | Link to Comment _ConanTheLibert...
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Bottomline: Keynesianism is the best way for politicians to screw us.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:24 | Link to Comment The Big Ching-aso
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This PIIG is getting greeced up for a porking!!!!

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:36 | Link to Comment fourchan
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throwing rocks does not an economeia make.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:25 | Link to Comment JPM Hater001
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I hope everyone took a shot of Jager on the way past 13000.  I'm loading the bowl right now...

If you missed the reference here is its about quarter of the way down: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/dow-jones-13000-crossed-52-times-past-3-days-wreaks-havoc-retirement-plans-trader-community#comment-2210110

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:37 | Link to Comment JPM Hater001
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10:35 Est...Bowl time.

This is going to be a long day.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:41 | Link to Comment ElvisDog
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The Greeks ultimately will have no choice but austerity, with "austerity" defined as "living within your internal tax revenues". Abandoning austerity would mean finding someone to lend Greece money they can't repay forever, and that ain't gonna happen.

Off topic - I'm looking at an Obama 2012 ad featuring Michelle. She has got some god-awful front teeth. They slope outward. You would think when she was a highly-paid "diversity manager" at that hospital she could have had that taken care of.....

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:26 | Link to Comment Dick Gazinia
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That woman is ugly enough to scare a buzzard off a shit wagon.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 13:30 | Link to Comment Cpl Hicks
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..or gag a maggot off a gut wagon.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:51 | Link to Comment kridkrid
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You want so hard to believe that your country is different.  It's not.  If anything... it's worse.  It's unique in that it can print when the world no longer wants to purchase its debt... but that's all.  That's what separates the United States from Greece.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:29 | Link to Comment Calmyourself
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Umm, few other things 15K nukes deliverable in many ways and forms, complete dominance in all miltary aspects.  You will buy our debt and use our "currency" or we can make you pay, see Libya, Iraq, shortly Iran

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:42 | Link to Comment kridkrid
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Correct.  My "the only difference" was a moment of hyperbolic graduere.  We don't have civil unrest right now because we have 45 million people on food stamps.  We are able to have 45 million people on food stamps because we can print money.  We can get away with prining money because of the reasons you've stated (and we can do the things you've stated because we can print money... it works both ways, I think).  But... this war is going to end some day.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 15:43 | Link to Comment NeoRandian
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Why save when your money just loses value in the bank? Buy some PMs, sure. But you can always expect the Fed to print print whenever there is trouble, making your cash savings vanish in the process. The banks don't need your money to make new loans, the fed can and does simply lower the reserve requirement.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:27 | Link to Comment kridkrid
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Such an important distinction... not for the enevitablity of what we face, but for the understanding of "what just happened" when the whole system implodes.  Austerity and MMT are not at opposition with each other, rather are simply tools used by the same thugs.

If I were to offer one change to what you have written... That's not the paradox of austerity but a debt based monetary system.  To add any qualifier to the actual cause of predictament muddies the picture.  The debt based monetary system doesn't care what the political system is.  It is politics agnostic.  It only cares that aggregate debt continues to expand.  Big government... big through a contstant expansion of debt... is just one line item.  

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:36 | Link to Comment duo
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Imagine replacing "Greece" with the US, and "IMF" for ECB in the above.  That's us in 2015, the third year of Obama's 2nd term.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:46 | Link to Comment kridkrid
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Or sooner.  I've given up on trying to figure out the timeline, but the conclusion in inevitible.  And it's not just Greece and the US or Greece and PIIGS or (fill in the blank), it's all western nations.

Though when I say that the conclusion in inevitible... I suppose it isn't really.  We'll have WWIII first, and some new fiat system will likely arise... or NWO or one thing or another.  But what we think the world is today, won't be for long.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:27 | Link to Comment writingsonthewall
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Greece is neither socialist nor communist.

 

Just because a country has free health care paid for by taxes - doesn't make it socialist.

 

Maybe you just like to use the word 'socialist' in place of the word 'bogeyman'?

 

There is no paradox - the result of a technological advances means that the profit of companies is under pressure as they replace labour with machines (or computers these days) - the problem is there is less profit in automation (unless you have exclusivity over your rivals) - and eventually the wages paid (collecively) are not enough to buy the goods and services produced.

 

This leads to recession - and until the wealth is re-distributed - the situation will not change.

 

Governments who support capitalism are making the situation worse by not redistributing for fear of being accused of impairing freedoms.

 

We're in a prisoners dilemma - and capitalists and Governments are too stupid to work out the optimal choices for both - they currently grind their heads and mash up the chances of a future.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:33 | Link to Comment kridkrid
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His error in blaming an "ism" is your error as well.  Blaming capitalism or blaming socialism is a ruse used by central bankers to deflect blame away from them.  There is a reason why that statement, "Permit me to issue and control the money of the nation and I care not who makes its laws" is the most important concept to understand if one wants to understand the events that are unfolding around us.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:01 | Link to Comment Straw Dog
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writigsonthewall "Greece is neither socialist nor communist."

According to Wikipedia: "George Papandreou, Greece's former Prime Minister was ....... President of the Socialist International since January 2006".

You don't get much more Socialist than that. And this type of leadership almost by definition leads to uncontrolled Government spending and the accumulation of debt.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:10 | Link to Comment tmosley
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That guy just doesn't want to admit that his system is intrinsically linked with fascism, preferring to think that it is capitalism that is closely linked with fascism.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:13 | Link to Comment MillionDollarBonus_
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This is an unnecessary tragedy. Top Keynesian economists including Professor Alan Blinder (Princeton economist), Alan Krueger (Obama's chairman of the CEA) and Dr Paul Krugman (Nobel Prize winner) have been warning about the dangers of cutting government spending. Greece should actually be INCREASING spending on fiscal stimulus programs to boost aggregate demand. If welfare programs are cut, retail sales will drop and many people will lose their jobs in the service sector. It is vital that the government STIMULATES the Greek economy to jump start spending and promote GROWTH.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:17 | Link to Comment markmotive
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No matter how loud both sides of the spend/save debate yells and stomps, nobody really knows the right answer.

Folks, we are the stars of next century's economics text books.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:39 | Link to Comment kridkrid
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Not true.  The question isn't "which one is right"... because the answer is "neither".  That's the real problem.  We are somehow conditioned to believe that if we only try hard enough, the solution is out there.  Well it isn't.  Our monetary system is based on infinite growth and we live on a planet of finite resources.  It's not about right vs. wrong... it's simple mathmatics.  Any confusion is by design.  This isn't even complicated.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:17 | Link to Comment economics1996
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MDB has been reading his Glen Hubbard economics 101 manual again.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:23 | Link to Comment economics1996
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kridfrid economics is not complex if you do not believe in the fairy tales taught in modern text books.  The first step is to understand what sound money is, gold, silver.

Second what 100% fractional reserve banking is.

Third what 10% fractional reserve banking is.

Fourth money inflation.

Then  supply and demand, throw in a few other principals and you got it.

We desperately need to eliminate all  the Keynesian bull shit from text books and re-write the books with heavy Austrian influences.

 

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:36 | Link to Comment Hugh_Jorgan
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Another way to look at this is that everything we know in our civilization is the product of "fallible man". Perfection is impossible, degradation is inevitable. 

We namby-pamby Americans have been taught the doctrine of earthly wish-fullfillment from day one so we are always waiting for Utopian results from then next brilliant but fallible man. It's called "Cultural Insanity" and history has show that it precedes the collapse in civil governance.

 

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:28 | Link to Comment JPM Hater001
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Yes and for entertainment monkeys should fly out of Papadamos's ass... all good ideas MDB.

Keep 'em coming.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:32 | Link to Comment Calmyourself
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Carrying poopy gold bars in their teeny claws, then Merkel, Sarkozy, Draghi etal can shoot them down and viola' everythings fixed..  This is fun MDB keep 'em coming..

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:17 | Link to Comment writingsonthewall
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Totally agree - these politicians are trained to tell the sheepeople that they can provide a solution - regardless of whether they can or not (it's just about votes)

The political system is as short term as the financial system - neither is helping the situation.

 

I guess the people are going to get what their apathy deserves.

 

 

 

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:30 | Link to Comment Born Patriot
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I have a different take on the Greek situation. To me it is blindingly obvious that Greece's large tourism industry encouraged an excess of multiculturalism. It has been proven throughout history that multiculturalism DOESN'T WORK, and the Greeks are learning this the hard way. America needs to restore freedom of association before we suffer the same fate.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:17 | Link to Comment Stackers
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There are tons of ways out.

I repeat what John Mauldin said .... "Some choice are bad and some are less, but they're all bad ... if that makes any sense"

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:19 | Link to Comment markmotive
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Was he talking about Greece or America?

Because I believe it's not too late for America, assuming politicians get their act together.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:28 | Link to Comment JPM Hater001
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No, he was refering to the programming on NBC.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:37 | Link to Comment writingsonthewall
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Repetition is for idiots.

 

John Mauldin is probably counting on his security and his wealth seeing HIM through.

 

He doesn't give a shit about anyone else - that's what capitalism teaches - narrow self interest.

 

If he had some sense he would look at Greece, look at the riots and then consider that the 'hard choices' are likely to produce revolutions.

 

This is the problem with capitalists - they forget there is more in this world than money.

 

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:22 | Link to Comment WestVillageIdiot
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Isn't it funny how you take away the world's largest HELOC and suddenly the Joneses, I mean Papadapolouses, don't seem so rich. 

Multiply this by millions and that is what we have in the U.S.  Lucky for us we have a president that is taking out the world's new largest HELOC on the White House.  Good luck paying that fucker back.  The repo men will have the west wing. 

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 13:13 | Link to Comment HagbardC
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This actually reminds me of a story my father-in-law told me about his father-in-law just prior to the elder kicking the bucket.

The Elder asks the Younger to take him all over town so he can take out loans against his car and his house.  They hit up three or four banks and by the end of the day and a flurry of paperwork, they have the Elder's collateral so in hock it's ridiculous.

So as they walk out of the last bank, the Younger asks the Elder "What are we doing?  You'll never be able to repay all this?"  The Elder replies "My doctor has given me less than a year to live.  I'm not worried about paying anything back.  Let's go spend some money!"

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:15 | Link to Comment Rip van Wrinkle
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No, but they used to. Didn't you read the article before posting??

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 18:22 | Link to Comment nicxios
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You mean Greece actually manufactures something ? Uh, learn something new everyday.

They used to manufacture. Then Andreas Papandreou and the socialists came to power. They, PASOK. destroyed Izola, Pitsos, Eskimo, Pyrkal and others. Shipyards were closed, motor vehicle producers, though small, closed. He made farmers literally throw their produce into landfills, and gave them a pittance from EU subsidies for their effort. A slow, but complete destruction. Poeticically his son came on to the scene 2 years ago to put the corpse in the coffin and let the troika bury it.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 10:56 | Link to Comment non_anon
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records are to be broken, bitchez!

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 10:58 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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What a freight train this market is. Wow.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 10:58 | Link to Comment AbruptlyKawaii
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greece can implode all she wants, she ain't paying out

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-03-01/greek-default-insurance-doesn-t...

 

 

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:02 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Pshaw. 

Who needs Greece when we have Dow Jones 13,000.  Unlike gold, you can eat it; just sell a few shares here and there and all your problems are solved.

You all own stocks, right?  Lots and lots of them?

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:42 | Link to Comment hairball48
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Uhh in a word "no" :) I own gold, silver, and lead.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:00 | Link to Comment youngman
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But hey...they just got another 180 billion....not bad for a failing country.....next one will be 300 billion or something....maybe some old leftover CDS´s....

I would assume that 50% of the economy is underground by now....with all the new taxes and expenses....going third world fast...

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:35 | Link to Comment viahj
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all those bailout funds are flowing through Greece to the European Banks, like shit through a goose

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:01 | Link to Comment Chief_Illiniwek
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I recommend Greece offer Warren Buffet the position of Finance Minister.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:30 | Link to Comment JPM Hater001
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Easier if Obama just "redistributes" his wealth to them.  Less messy.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:01 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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real shocker

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:03 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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The question is will the Greeks ever grow the balls to kick their overlords out?

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:17 | Link to Comment Rip van Wrinkle
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Not whilst they've got one of the overlords as Prime Minister.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 13:11 | Link to Comment Cpl Hicks
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If the overlords did leave, kicked out or just walked out, we would all witness the worlds biggest yard sale; i.e. everything would be for sale in that country. Just to pay the few bills that get paid in Greece.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:03 | Link to Comment bankonzhongguo
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At least there is one thing the Greeks can do well.

Implode.

Should have defaulted and kept your national pride.

First German tax collectors.

Next up Turkish military officers.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:04 | Link to Comment israhole
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That'll bring in the tax revenue!

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:06 | Link to Comment youngman
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Might as well raise it to 100%...no one is going to pay them...but the Troika will like it..got to get the next bailout....."its not what we do...its what we say we will do"

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:07 | Link to Comment Anne Ominous
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"Greece on slippery slope."

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:25 | Link to Comment Taterboy
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It's all that olive oil!

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:07 | Link to Comment Caviar Emptor
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When the paper economy implodes, this is the ugly reality. 

It was decided that Greece's paper isn't worth the paper. So therefore the entire circus tent collapses. It was all a bubble. 

Coming to a country near you

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:08 | Link to Comment Vincent Vega
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Expect seasonal adjustments and revisions to calculating Greek PMI shortly. <sarc>

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:08 | Link to Comment HD
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So, since there is no credit event *shocking* and CDS is worthless - who exactly is taking the losses and when does that start to ripple through the system?

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:09 | Link to Comment surf0766
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My 60 year old neighbor. "Greece is all fixed and so is Europe. Golfing season has begun. You were wrong".

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:25 | Link to Comment Taterboy
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Sounds like golf ball to head injury.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:09 | Link to Comment BobPaulson
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It makes me think of how Haiti went from the main supplier of fruit for all of France to the basketcase described in Jared Diamond's "Collapse". The circumstances are different but Haiti was saddled with crippling reparations payments from France and what amounted to an embargo for decades.

Greece will become a dried husk bled by this fucked up economic model where is has to pay eternally for a few decades of poor and corrupt leadership. They'll have their own little third world debt slave right in their own back yard. Just think of the troubles all the migrating people will cause in the North when the other dominos start falling.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:32 | Link to Comment bmwm395
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Didn't they kill all the white people? Haiti f----n joke.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:11 | Link to Comment Moneyswirth
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Meanwhile:

As central bankers on both sides of the Atlantic played down expectations that they were poised to unleash a fresh round of money creation, Peter Sands, the chief executive of Standard Chartered bank, warned it was "going to take time for the rich West to sort itself out".

Breaking ranks from his fellow bosses, Sands, whose bank is focused mainly in Asia, said: "Banks are still going to have to refinance their loans in three years time. It's not clear what the exit strategy is, nor is it possible to predict what the long-term consequences will be."

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:11 | Link to Comment Dead Canary
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In the  future, everyone will be a billionaire for 15 minutes.  ~  Andy Warhol

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:11 | Link to Comment Gimp
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And other interesting news:

Conservative online publisher Andrew Breitbart has died unexpectedly of natural causes, according to a report posted on his Big Journalism website early Thursday. He was 43.

I guess someone does not like non group think media reporting....

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:21 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Natural causes that's funny.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:33 | Link to Comment JPM Hater001
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It was natural...for someone to die after poisoning.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:39 | Link to Comment Momauguin Joe
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The "Timeline" seems to be getting shorter; reverting back to 18th century pre-industrial numbers.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:44 | Link to Comment Mercury
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Now fork-en-zee gold ya!

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:12 | Link to Comment Bangin7GramRocks
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Cue the " Liberal Obama White House killed Brietbart " posts in 3,2,1......yippee! Another conspiracy for you wackos to chew on.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:40 | Link to Comment jcaz
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Go back to the kiddie table, sweetie-  we do finance over here....

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:27 | Link to Comment economics1996
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Eric Holder will clear Obama of all allegations.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:35 | Link to Comment Calmyourself
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He is far too busy exporting guns...

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:43 | Link to Comment Bansters-in-my-...
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Hey Fuckhead..7gramrocks.

You are not supposed to snort the needle with the rock in it....

You...well....Bang it...stupid.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:12 | Link to Comment asteroids
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Buy stock, get ripped off by algos that use profits to prop up banks.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:13 | Link to Comment Broccoli
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Bullish Brussel's caterers and 5 star hotel conventions.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:22 | Link to Comment Schmuck Raker
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At least the purchasing managers are not on strike.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:22 | Link to Comment The trend is yo...
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These numbers were priced in.  Continue with the de-coupling.  Soon Spain, portugal, ireland and the rest of them will be priced in.  It just doesn't matter.  The Central planners have the pedal to the metal and are not taking the foot off no matter what.  They know how fast it falls apart if they do.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:24 | Link to Comment blu
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The Greek economy has had the legs knocked out from under it. No loans, no oil, no global economy.

They will now experience the journey of going back to the 18th century. They will be Greeks again, like their great--great-great-grand-sires.

So too the USA, given 20 years. Except the USA didn't properly exist in the 18th century.

Read into that what you will.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:25 | Link to Comment RSloane
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I'm a bit confused by the post because, as far as I know, Greece hasn't implemented the now something-like 73 austerity measures other than you can no longer inherit your father's pension. They also have mulitple new tax laws but so far no one is collecting them. 

 

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:25 | Link to Comment DutchDude
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Oh for f*cks sake! Default already!

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:27 | Link to Comment The trend is yo...
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Yelling at the computer doesn't make it happen.  I'm sorry.  I know.  I tryed.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:26 | Link to Comment ZeroPoint
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Not to worry, the banks will get the Gold and priority payouts. The banks are safe, thank God.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:26 | Link to Comment rrrr
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The central banks are masters of deceit. The only thing they are more skillful at is destruction. They are so skillful at destruction and deceit that they are able to destroy nations while fooling the people into believing they are stupid and incompetent. That reveals their third strength: They don't care if people think they are stupid, as long as they are allowed to deceive and destroy.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:34 | Link to Comment blu
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I find your thesis compelling. I'm sure there are more than a few that are exactly as you describe them.

However I really do think they are as a class just what they seem to be: fat, lazy, over-paid, lazy, narcissistic, lazy and dumb as a sack of busted hammers.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:41 | Link to Comment rrrr
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You need to learn how to see through that.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:48 | Link to Comment blu
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I just cannot see the entire global oligarch class being composed of all the sociopaths ever produced by the human race.

Umm ... oh wait ... nevermind

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:08 | Link to Comment rrrr
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There is more to it than that.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:30 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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OT but they're reporting that Andrew Breitbart died. At 43, that's a little sobering. 

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:43 | Link to Comment blu
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winning

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:32 | Link to Comment tallen
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Greek 1 Yr now at 978%, 22 percentage points away from the magic 1000%.

 

 

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:37 | Link to Comment EmileLargo
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What the hell does GDP mean anyway? Greece had a GDP of $15,000 per per person per annum before it joined the stupid Euro. Then it borrowed money like crazy, built a huge bloated public sector and paid its employees for doing nothing while milking the system to the full. All this borrowing and spending gets counted as "GDP". Now if they cannot borrow more, their "GDP" drops. If they borrow more, their GDP may stay relatively stable but their debt level goes up even more.

As anyone with commonsense would note, this is not a sustainable state of affairs. If Greece was a company, it would be in Chapter 11 by now. It isn't because we have all these ridiculous "optical backstops". Prosperity that is not built on production but borrowing and spending ends in tears. Greece will be the first Western country to find this out, it won't be the last.

Secondly, does Greece have a god-given right to other countries' money and to keep borrowing and spending? If the answer to that is no, what else is it supposed to do other than do austerity? If you were a household or a company and you ran out of money, you would declare bankruptcy and do "austierity". After that your "GDP" would drop like a stone. Somehow this process gets magically suspended when Greece is involved because austerity is "evil". Sorry I don't buy it. I don't care which bankers lent money to Greece but they have to take responsibility for their actions and face the consequences of borrowing so much. And if they can't deal with it, that just tough shit.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:44 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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Austerity without a debt write off has no chance of succeeding. In fact this is what the USA will do itself at some point in the future.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:37 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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When Greek politicians receive over 8000 euro a month, is there any wonder why they are voting for whatever the Troika tells them to vote for?

Once the foreign conquistadors have sewn up control of her resources and assets she will be spat out.

Sooner or later some poor bastard at the end of his wits will shoot a politician and then it will be on for young and old.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:44 | Link to Comment blu
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But the poor bastard will first have to smuggle a gun out of America.

Good luck with that.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:51 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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Either thay or an American tourist will lend him one.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:46 | Link to Comment Rip van Wrinkle
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So it'll go exactly as planned, then?

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:08 | Link to Comment blueridgeviews
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Who wouldn't expect GDP to drop off when the Gov't has to spend within it's means afters years of spending beyond their means?

The same has to happen all over the western world if we are to have sound financial systems.

We need to clear the bad debt from the system if we are to ever grow. Some people win in business and some people lose. That IS the system.

That said, not doing so will only prolong the slow death spiral that so many peopel in so many countries are experiencing.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:15 | Link to Comment tekhneek
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Hide your gold, Greece.

You 'bout to get the shaft.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:18 | Link to Comment michael_engineer
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From  :

 

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/observations-engineer

 

Economic discussion often makes reference to "slowing growth" or "soft patches" as either a symptom or part of the problem in national and world economics. But the Hubbert like Curves for oil and other resources may eventually be structurally enforcing contraction (and not growth), year after year after year. "Slowing growth" is a phrase that we may be collectively deceiving ourselves with. Many changes that might slow down or contract various sectors of the world economy can be expected when a comprehensive forward looking economic analysis and risk assessment is done under the constraints of declining inputs.  Contraction and austerity affects might be forced by declining inputs or even be forced by an anticipation of soon declining inputs and the affects of contraction would likely be felt across all social classes.  

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:29 | Link to Comment Mat Cendana
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Austerity, and a huge chunk of income paying off a debt burden which would go down just a bit over the coming decade - there's not much of a future here. The only way is default, consequences be damned. Including being kicked out of the Euro. This is the only remotely viable way to start getting out of the morass. 

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:30 | Link to Comment Bansters-in-my-...
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But the European Bankers and the "goldMan Sachs is all paid up,right.....

So all is well in paperville.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:33 | Link to Comment bobola
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Greek web site hacked by Anon still down;  http://www.ministryofjustice.gr/

 

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:49 | Link to Comment satan2liberals
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Don't worry the ECB will just print more euros for them.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 13:14 | Link to Comment Dane17
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"Production and new order volumes fell at the sharpest pace in the near 13 year history of the survey as austerity sapped demand"

The absurd implication being that if they just kept feeding the civil sector beast the economy would be chugging along nicely.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 14:55 | Link to Comment brooklynlou
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See thr earlier ZH post about building a Death Star

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 14:30 | Link to Comment reTARD
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I have this motto...

http://www.sovereignman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/persistence.jpg

... oh wait, Greece can't. Ahaha.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 15:58 | Link to Comment WallStreetRanter
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Definitely time to impliment the 13 step process for exiting the Euro. Is it the weekend yet lol......

The Wall Street Ranter

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 05:57 | Link to Comment cnhedge
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i wonder how greece can ever grow out of the trouble?

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