Greek Parliament Passes Latest Austerity Vote

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The Greek parliament just passed the latest proposed austerity plan with a majority voting Yes. Judging by the reaction of the EURUSD, which experienced a modest 40 pip short covering squeeze in the last few minutes, one would imagine that today's Greek vote outcome is surprising. It isn't: after all, all Greece has done is promise to do something it won't do in hope it can get another bailout package, this time amounting to €210 billion (of which its people will pocket a de minimis 19%). As we said earlier: "The only real questions are i) what the Greek population may do in response to this latest selling out of a population "led" by an unelected banker, which if history is any precedent, the answer is not much, and ii) how Germany will subvert this latest event, and put the bail [sic] back in Greece's court once again." Sure enough, to paraphrase what we said before, the question now is what the popular Greek response will be having learned its politicians sold it out yet again, which will likely be nothing much, as it is 1 am local time, and as everyone knows revolutions in heavily socialist countries only start between 9 am and 5 pm, with a 2 hour break for siesta. More importantly, keep a close eye on headlines out of Germany. That is all that matters now.

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Sun, 02/12/2012 - 18:47 | 2151574 jcia
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Let the revolution begin. Not surprised though. Kick it one more time please!

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 18:51 | 2151586 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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The revolution will begin any minute now....any minute.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 18:53 | 2151594 JohnnyBriefcase
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Yep any minute now...

 

srsly...

 

For real this time...

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 18:57 | 2151609 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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....it's going to happen soon.....

....real soon.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 18:59 | 2151620 dracos_ghost
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There it is...

Ooops.. nevermind.

Anyday now.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:06 | 2151649 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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[The wind howls]

Anytime...

[The clock ticks]

.....aaaanytime now.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:12 | 2151679 JohnnyBriefcase
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They must be getting reinforcements...

 

and, like, supplies...

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:17 | 2151700 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Good.  When they get back we will be prepared and ready....to start.  Ready to start the revolution....

....in the meantime I guess we should wait for them.

[Checks watch]

Know any good jokes?

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:26 | 2151749 Hulk
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The Hulk, a Rabbi and a Baptist minister walk into a bar...

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:39 | 2151802 akak
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A white racist, a doommongering asshole and a silver-hating troll walk into a bar together.

The bartender asks: "So, what will you have Trav?"

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 20:31 | 2152010 Michael
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Collapse off, risk on.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 00:24 | 2152524 AldousHuxley
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3CYpmfZ96c

 

U.S is in worst shape than Greece!  --Nouriel Roubini
Sun, 02/12/2012 - 22:34 | 2152326 trav7777
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a really stupid self-hating mudsharking fag walks into a bar and the bartender says, "akock get the fuck out of here."

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 00:59 | 2152568 The Big Ching-aso
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The Greeks need to fight back with a huge erection.   I mean insurrection.   Whatever.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 01:10 | 2152583 boogerbently
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.....a priest a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says, what is this, a joke?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 04:58 | 2152823 Colonial Intent
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It's this sort of name calling that upsets me most..............

We all know Trav7777 is paranoid enough to have a few silver coins hidden where only the TSA can find em.

Right Trav?

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:31 | 2151777 JohnnyBriefcase
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Something, something ouzo.

Something, something gyros.

 

Am I doing this right?

 

[falls asleep]

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 22:35 | 2152329 trav7777
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why the fuck should Greece get a bailout???

Greece should simply be cut loose.  No bailouts, nothing.  Expel from euro let the greeks produce.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 02:30 | 2152722 StychoKiller
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Apparently, Greek politicians are high on Bozonium™ if they "think" they've solved anything with this "vote!"

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:27 | 2151755 macholatte
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The "Revolution" has happened. The Banksters have taken over. That is your revolution.

Oh? You were expecting the sheeple to do something?  Well, they did. They had their Union organized movement/party. It's over. Go home.

 

A revolution is impossible without a revolutionary situation; furthermore, not every revolutionary situation leads to revolution.
Vladimir Lenin

It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning.
Henry Ford

Methods of thought which claim to give the lead to our world in the name of revolution have become, in reality, ideologies of consent and not of rebellion.
Albert Camus

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy.
Franz Kafka

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 21:05 | 2152122 oldman
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Hey Macho,

isn't 'sheeple' a synonym for shit-eater?

and if so why not call it like it is

the banksters win by default as usual

EXCEPT IN GREECE

maybe what we need in the us are more Greeks

At least, they show they have huevos

om

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 01:12 | 2152585 boogerbently
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....everyone who HATES the way things have been going, keep voting for the same morons....

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 22:39 | 2152334 Calmyourself
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Supplies??

"23.05 GMT+2 A gun shop in Omonoia, Athens, has been looted" From DF Mish.. fwiw

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 18:58 | 2151614 Vampyroteuthis ...
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The black debt hole grows deeper leading to the unrest. Debts than can not be paid won't be.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:50 | 2151855 max2205
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Glad I backed up the truck on those 1,400% bonds.....weeeeee

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 23:42 | 2152470 economics1996
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You hit it big!

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 18:57 | 2151613 ekm
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Revolutions begin only when people are HUNGRY, literally.

Case in point:

-Benny does COCAINATED EASING 2

-Hence, food prices go thru the roof

-Hence, bread prices go thru the roof

-Hence egyptians that would spend 70% of income to just buy bread, now would not afford to buy food.

-Hence, people go kukuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 18:58 | 2151616 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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COCAINATED EASING

Isn't that what is happening with the Europonzi?

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:05 | 2151645 ekm
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Well, Benny initiated it and ordered his buddies to follow thru.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:26 | 2151752 nmewn
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Cocainated Easing...lol...I like it.

Ain't nobodys bidniss but my own...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h986aTCAo4w

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:45 | 2151833 ekm
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My copyright.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:47 | 2151841 ekm
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the song was quite fitting

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:57 | 2151890 nmewn
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The song & the vid...lured & teased him, got him all tied up and helpless, then bit him right in the neck as everyone just watched.

The copyright will be respected ;-)

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 20:02 | 2151907 ekm
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As I said above. you're just a son of a good mother.

I got hooked to this Taj Majal. I love blues jazz.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 20:00 | 2151898 ekm
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Son of good mother.

You just got me hooked to this Taj Majal. I love blues jazz.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:42 | 2151824 francis_sawyer
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Hence egyptians that would spend 70% of income to just buy bread, now would not afford to buy food

Apparently... Bread isn't considered food in Egypt

http://www.motifake.com/bread-helmets-bread-egypt-protest-stupid-helmet-demotivational-posters-133956.html

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:48 | 2151845 ekm
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Thx thx thx a looooooooot

That's absolutely symbolic of the whole uprising.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 02:34 | 2152728 StychoKiller
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That bread was for an afternoon lunchbreak, protesting is hard work...

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 22:55 | 2152361 Calmyourself
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Right, only hunger creates the conditions for true change, however evaporation of the revolution has always been the danger, leaving the slime of authoritarians in charge..

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:10 | 2151657 Bangin7GramRocks
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Is that the Ron Paul revolution? Oh yeah, that's right. It's already over. Is this the black swan or the tipping point or something? I bet this time the collapse wil finally occur and our descent back to the stone aged gold standard will begin. Preppers everywhere rejoice!

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 21:58 | 2152261 pods
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Everything is fine.  Go back to sleep.

As an aside, Charlie Sheen didn't START OUT bangin 7 grams rocks.

Debt is like drugs that way.

#WINNING

 

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 20:38 | 2152031 zanza
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EUR dropping bitches!

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 22:00 | 2152265 stocktivity
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Ho-hum...futures way up...rally on.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 01:06 | 2152575 boogerbently
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(Angela Merkel heard angrily harassing her advisors)

"But you SWORE these austerity measures would be more than they would EVER agree to."

"Now how are we ever going to get out of this?"

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 18:49 | 2151577 7thCardinal
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now the hot potato is in Frau Angela's hands...

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:04 | 2151644 Sudden Debt
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Now when the Greeks lose that 200 billion.. Or missplace it... Whatever....
I wonder how that cow will explain it to the rest of Germany that they need to caugh up another 300 billion to save greece by 2014.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:15 | 2151688 disabledvet
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To whom does it get "coughed up to" tho? Greece? Or the German/Swiss and French banks?

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:22 | 2151724 sessinpo
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Greek QE3

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:22 | 2151730 dracos_ghost
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In all seriousness, doesn't the German Parliament still have to pass something in referendum to bless the release of funds -- or it that moot at this point? Could be short lived celebration for the banksters.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 22:00 | 2152266 pods
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Well it is not like these bailouts are really going to change anything.

Just lets them bide their time before the people wake up and realize there is no spoon.

And realize that uncomfortable feeling in their backsides is not their proctologist.

pods

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 23:40 | 2152465 Oracle of Kypseli
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By then, most islands will belong to Germany

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 00:45 | 2152556 chump666
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yes.

She was able to take over a country without invading it, as 200+ Greek politicians just handed Greece over to the German cartel.  Problem is, she just set Europe alight again...yes again.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 18:49 | 2151578 spdrdr
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That's a brave move by the members of the Greek Parliament - are there not general elections due in April 2012?

Every single one of them is going to be voted out, unless a state of emergency is declared, postponing elections indefinitely.

 

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 18:50 | 2151585 dwdollar
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Riiight... Since when were elections legitimate?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 04:48 | 2152822 Colonial Intent
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Thats why the greek PM tried to replace the heads of the greek armed forces back in fall 2011.

(they think) They know what is coming and have anticipated it.

 

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 18:49 | 2151581 sethstorm
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Now will it end up being open season on the politicians that voted for it?

The games have now begun.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:17 | 2151699 scatterbrains
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for real i would think the greeks would burn down all the politicians assets..any that can be identified.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 23:26 | 2152432 FreeNewEnergy
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Yep, some general in Syria got woofed today.

Wonder why nobody wants to "save" the Syrians?

Um...

It's a test ground for totalitarianism. The elites of europe and the US are watching closely. Shoulda paid more attention to Zimbabwe. Mugabe wrote the book on middle class bloodshed and destruction.

Hey, aren't you supposed to be watching the Grammys?

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 18:49 | 2151582 Ancona
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Hahahahahhahah! Let the petrol bombs fly!

I can't wait to see what happens to gold and silver.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:18 | 2151705 Stuck on Zero
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Gold is headed lower.  Government Leprechauns at work!

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:54 | 2151873 Orly
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Risk off, amigo.  Time to reverse your mind-set about these things.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:24 | 2151742 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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That is some of the weirdest action I have ever seen.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 18:51 | 2151587 mktsrmanipulated
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net net bad for the euro more added to the balance sheet of the fed...thats all that happens here it weakens the euro...also germany still has to say yes

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 18:54 | 2151597 Orly
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It seems that way.  The fact that the Euro "spiked" 30-pips on this news sounds very, very slippery.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 18:59 | 2151618 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Orly, bailouts are bullish!

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:04 | 2151642 Orly
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Judging by the action over the past two to three weeks in the USD, especially relative to the Japanese yen, I would opine that it's different this time.

I gotta feeling this gon' git ugly.

:D

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:10 | 2151668 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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We were on the same page concerning the charts, but I didn't think Greece would get bailed out this time.  It will get ugly before it gets better, but once again, I'm going to have to throw in the towel and step back and watch from the sidelines this week.  Who knows where the ponzi will collapse next.

Yen, dollar, euro, theys all ugly.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:20 | 2151716 Orly
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I don't know if you have kids, Mr. Hendrix, but there's only so many times they can listen to the lame bedtime story wherein the Princess gets saved...again.  Comes a time when the effect and the message wear ever-so-thin.  Soon enough, they are relishing stories of Earl, the Evil Bunny, complete with sinister hand-shadows cast from a lamp beneath the blanket.

Seems to me it's time for the Evil Bunny to make his appearance.  I'll have to clear my throat and practice the laugh: <<kicks shadow-head back...>> Bwahahahahahahahahahaha-haha-ha-haaaaaaaaaaaah!  <<wiggles evil ears...>>

:[~

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:25 | 2151745 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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But Ben Bernanke doesn't like Evil Bunny!

;)

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:02 | 2151633 mktsrmanipulated
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forget 30 pips from friday close the eur future is up .65 would have thought higher

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:03 | 2151640 boogerbently
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Like here in the US, unbelievable. The more it's diluted, the more it's worth.

Gold will be up, by the SAME illogic. Gold follows the dollar, EU up against the USD, USD "perceived" as weaker, gold up!

It doesn't need to make sense, as long as it's predictable. LOL

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:34 | 2151788 mktsrmanipulated
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i am not being antagonistic but i think you dont understand the relationship rt weak dollar = higher gold just like all commodities ---reasoning it costs more dollars to buy that same good ....if the dumb ass public understood why they are paying these gas prices....rather than the fabricated news--ie iran and the straights of hormuz--- there would be a revolt here

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:05 | 2151638 slaughterer
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"Net bad for the euro"?  Are you crazy?   Watch the EUR/USD short queeze of the century unfold this week. The 90% that did not cover last week will be checking into the Robotrader permabull troll hospital by Tuedsday.   And they will be buried in slaughterer's bear graveyard by Wednesday.  MDB will take care of the obituaries.   

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 18:53 | 2151588 slaughterer
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ES 1380 this week// AAPL to $550 thanks to Greek politicians selling out their citizens.    With a little more paid-for anarchistic molotovs Germany will have their proof they extracted enough pain to fund the "bottomless pit."  Welcome to the end.  

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 18:54 | 2151596 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Can I get a DJ 36,000?

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:07 | 2151651 boogerbently
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"Greek politicians selling out their citizens" ??? You're a democrat, aren't you?

Clueless

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:47 | 2151840 GMadScientist
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(Fake) austerity for a bailout that won't work and only helps banksters? You're a Republican aren't you?

Clueless

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:58 | 2151893 Orly
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Good to know that there are still people in the world who believe in the red/blue paradigm.  Makes me feel so 1985.

Big hair, pastels.  <<Sighs>>

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 20:36 | 2152024 Spastica Rex
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And leg warmers.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 21:43 | 2152223 WonderDawg
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I loved the Olivia Newton John leg warmer look.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 20:53 | 2152083 GMadScientist
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Wrong, but thanks for playing!

Ivan Boesky says hi.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 23:16 | 2152395 Bansters-in-my-...
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Hey booger.....

Stop picking your nose for a minute and listen up.

Are you still hung up on the "democrat" .republican,thingy are you...???

Speaking of "clueless".... I see you doubled up.

Fucking idiot.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:48 | 2151808 mktsrmanipulated
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really so adding to the balance sheet of the ECB is bullish for currencies.....the euro isnt strong the dollar is weak...thats it..look at it vs other currencies---dont tel me japananese yen ----that and the us $ are carry plays thats it.

 

As for the short squeeze of the century....ever think that they were squeezed for the last 6 big handles??? maybe now will reenter because news is now out???? and if it doesnt rally much more longs will start to bail....who are you ROBO

 

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:57 | 2151889 fonzannoon
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slaughterer you called the top three weeks ago. You have had that big of a change of mind?

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 18:53 | 2151593 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Good to see all governments are still all in this together.  At least this way when we take them down we know there isn't any one of them on our side. 

Except maybe Iceland.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 18:53 | 2151595 maxmad
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The slaughterer will get slaughtered this week-when Angela kicks this back!

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 18:55 | 2151601 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Angela loves this deal.  Greek austerity, bankers get paid, no one has read the measure, it's perfect.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 18:57 | 2151606 slaughterer
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Angie likes social unrest in Greece: makes it look like she put the boot to Greece, and she is not wasting German taxpayer money if the Greeks are writhing like that.   If the figures add up to the target 120% GDP (and former ECB hack Papademos will make it so add up), then Angie will send Papademos the check with a kiss on it.  

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 18:58 | 2151615 maxmad
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Riight.,  Like Germans want to bail them out anymore....

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:01 | 2151627 slaughterer
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What German citizens want no longer matters.    The systems dictate the reality.    Name an opponent to Angie that has a chance .  <crickets>

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