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Groundhog Year - 12 Eurogroup And European Council Meetings In 2012... And Counting

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While 2011 is not quite over yet, we urge readers to set their alarm clocks because in 9 days, Groundhog Year is here - as of right now, there are at least 12 Eurogroup and European Council meeting scheduled in Europe for the balance of "next" year. And we use the term "next" loosely, as 2012 is a carbon copy replica of 2011, before it has even begun.

 

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Thu, 12/22/2011 - 23:06 | 2006241 knukles
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That's good.
Very good.
They'll solve all the problems all over again, Part II.

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 23:12 | 2006246 Schmuck Raker
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Bureaucrats...

Hey Tyler, how does the Mayan High Priests' Calendar compare?

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 06:54 | 2006663 Zero Govt
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Mayan Priests' say throwing money at propping up bankrupt gambling junkies (bankers) does not help the economy one iota.

They say elevating commission cutters (bankers) to the top of the economy is dumber than mud. The Mayan calendars only pointer on this issue is that there are 365 days in a year for these fraudsters and losers to go bankrupt

Nobel winner Paul Krugman having asked for "more, more, more" money (again) is now desperately screaming for "war, war, war" to stimulate the economy... he's already got 3 illegal US wars and has already had $Trillions pissed away yet the economy is still tanking (retarded pea brained socialists are not very good at either maths or observing stone cold reality.. a perfect CV for a Nobel in Economics)

Someone please send Krugman to the front, a Taliban minefield is just the spot to test this tossers latest economic diarrhea... it'd make my Christmas

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 23:12 | 2006257 Gamma735
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The Oracle of West Texas, the Great Gamma735, predicts 2012 to see Europe print its way out of debt and the US dollar bubble will collapse between 2013 and 2015 bring our house in default.

 

*Please note these predictions were made scientifically via a Mattel's Magic 8 Ball.

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 23:15 | 2006263 knukles
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Good God man, you and Paul Krugman with the 8 Balls

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 06:31 | 2006660 Zero Govt
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Krugman has balls? ...that's news!

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 23:25 | 2006287 mayhem_korner
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What the hell for?  I mean, really?

I'm putting the under/over at five, and I see Merkel eating crepes before they get to 12 meetings.

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 23:27 | 2006297 Jim in MN
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Speaking of 2012....

HERE COMES THE BIG SMEAR ON RON PAUL==BILLED AS 'MAJOR' IN THE WIRE SERVICES, THE LEAD ON MSNBC (MADDOW) TONIGHT

And y'all know I don't do the all caps thing for nothing around here.  This is it, either it takes now or Paul is out in front of the pack.

http://news.yahoo.com/ad-newsletter-ron-paul-forecast-race-war-011503908.html

 

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 23:35 | 2006311 mayhem_korner
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MSM is going to hammer away and put his straightforward comments into a context that will make mainstream Americans think he's a nutcase.  He's not going to stay in the lead for very long. 

Just given the reality...

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 00:06 | 2006376 lizzy36
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The EU cater waiters are the only service group that apparently will not feel the recession in the EU next year.

I think i would shoot myself if i had to attend those meetings. A bunch of blowhards trading hot air. 

2011 redux starts in 9 days.

If 2013 is just a repeat of 2011 redux, i hope the mayan's are right.

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 00:51 | 2008844 ThrivingAdmistC...
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Seriously, the Euro bureacrats are going to continue to wine and dine themselves as the living standards for the rest of us collapse into nothing.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 00:27 | 2006412 Georgesblog
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Now, tell me again, which is the dog and which is the pony in this show. None of the banks or countries have a pot or a window, but they all talk bigger than their wallets. That goes double for the Federal Reserve. All that ever comes out of these meetings is a rush to stick the taxpayers for it.

http://georgesblogforum.wordpress.com/2011/11/02/the-daily-climb-2/

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 00:28 | 2006413 Georgesblog
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Now, tell me again, which is the dog and which is the pony in this show. None of the banks or countries have a pot or a window, but they all talk bigger than their wallets. That goes double for the Federal Reserve. All that ever comes out of these meetings is a rush to stick the taxpayers for it.

http://georgesblogforum.wordpress.com/2011/11/02/the-daily-climb-2/

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 01:34 | 2006500 jack stephan
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2012 is the water dragon year, dragons years are huge successes or massive failures, the water element is the least aggressive, but extremely creative in sublety, be it self justifying evil, or absolutely beautiful. I have guesses on that but by now it matters little.  Water puts out fire so innovation gets snuffed out or leadership too.

2 years of no real action to make any decisions that will fix, hinder or stop anything just more of the same, or worse.......I bet worse.

2013 is the Water Snake year, if you think 2012 is scary, just wait....The snake is the most negative force in all the zodiac.  The lightning strike just like many previous snake years.  In the year 2013 if you are naive or gullible youre dinner.

I'm more than sure the time wave zero guy knew this, but for the life of me I cant remember his name.  Oh, Mckenna. He knew it, he would have to.  Ask a real chinese person they will ask you how the wang chung you knew that. 

Unusual yes, but I can make fun of myself better than anyone else, so there.  Pay me no mind zh, I need a real drink.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 05:13 | 2006626 ericstuart1006
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