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So far, so good as far as euphoric stock bubbles are concerned... but now what?

 

or longer-term...

 

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Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:20 | 2366949 Death and Gravity
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Beanie Babies?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:25 | 2366981 Pladizow
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Tyler's patience - vs. - ?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:26 | 2367008 Pinto Currency
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AAPL (green) vs Housing starts

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:36 | 2367057 idea_hamster
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AAPL vs POT?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:43 | 2367093 dracos_ghost
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AAPL vs Erectile Dysfunction

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:00 | 2367152 HoofHearted
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BRK-A once everyone realizes that old Uncle Warren, with his banjo, has been the beneficiary of crony capitalism?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 13:40 | 2367588 derek_vineyard
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aapl versus usa voter turnout

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:27 | 2367011 SilverTree
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History repeating itself.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:32 | 2367032 Ethics Gradient
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That's my guess as well. AAPL vs AAPL circa tech bubble detonation - turn of the century.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 02:06 | 2369152 mkhs
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Stellar Wind Jon Corzine gyrotron semtex Emile Autouri signals intelligence Julie Newmar Fort Meade thermobaric Hedy Lamarr terror bomb Farrah Fawcett anthrax Guantanamo shopping mall polonium Charles Nelson Reilly claymore mine Dirty Sanchez grenade launcher lutefisk IED assassinate Studebaker Hoch hijack Al Qaida Joyce DeWitt ricin SMERSH electromagnetic pulse Wink Martindale Hezbollah Federal Reserve CIA border Mossad Lady Gaga detonator Lemmiwinks Santorum calutron June Foray plutonium Juarez Bank for International Settlements Cayman Islands MANPADS nuclear trigger Cleveland Steamer crop duster Howard Cosell Forex Myrna Loy Fx Trading borax LMAX parrot and parakeet training tape International Monetary Fund carbuncle RPG clostridium Olde Frothingslosh ebola Joey Heatherton Dimona smuggle roachclip Butthole Surfers bongwater National Reconnaissance Office Don Rickles Backstreet Boys jimsonweed Edward G. Robinson steganography Lily Langtry Captain Beefheart 27B-6 Lee van Cleef kaopectate

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 02:06 | 2369153 mkhs
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Stellar Wind Jon Corzine gyrotron semtex Emile Autouri signals intelligence Julie Newmar Fort Meade thermobaric Hedy Lamarr terror bomb Farrah Fawcett anthrax Guantanamo shopping mall polonium Charles Nelson Reilly claymore mine Dirty Sanchez grenade launcher lutefisk IED assassinate Studebaker Hoch hijack Al Qaida Joyce DeWitt ricin SMERSH electromagnetic pulse Wink Martindale Hezbollah Federal Reserve CIA border Mossad Lady Gaga detonator Lemmiwinks Santorum calutron June Foray plutonium Juarez Bank for International Settlements Cayman Islands MANPADS nuclear trigger Cleveland Steamer crop duster Howard Cosell Forex Myrna Loy Fx Trading borax LMAX parrot and parakeet training tape International Monetary Fund carbuncle RPG clostridium Olde Frothingslosh ebola Joey Heatherton Dimona smuggle roachclip Butthole Surfers bongwater National Reconnaissance Office Don Rickles Backstreet Boys jimsonweed Edward G. Robinson steganography Lily Langtry Captain Beefheart 27B-6 Lee van Cleef kaopectate

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:24 | 2366993 DeltaCharlie
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Bottom chart: NFLX vs APPL?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:10 | 2367185 CPL
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I'm with you on NFLX.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 14:46 | 2367866 spiral_eyes
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Yes, it's AAPL vs NFLX.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:28 | 2367017 tsx500
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looks just like my 401K !    (now my 201K)

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:18 | 2367224 CPL
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Missed a decimal place.

 

4.01k

 

There fixed for you.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:31 | 2367027 slaughterer
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When ZH starts overlaying AAPL on NFLX without regard for their respective P/Es, then the ZH AAPL-bashing short (where ZH toes the same line as CNBC) is clearly warping into hyper-overdrive.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:03 | 2367163 EscapeKey
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I like eggnog.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:31 | 2367263 LowProfile
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Hey, Springer is on!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:32 | 2367269 Bolweevil
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nom nom nom

my vote: FAZ/^VIX

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:56 | 2367363 Max Fischer
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I'm not sure if I'm reading this correctly, but according to the second chart, it looks like $200 is ZH's implied prediction of where Apple is headed. The only way I'd agree with that is if Tim Cook converted Apple's entire cash hoard into silver. 

Max Fischer, Civis Mundi 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:43 | 2368337 LawsofPhysics
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...or if the producers of the raw materials and energy for all those ipads stop accepting said paper.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:34 | 2367040 the black arrow
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Funny u should mention beanie babies, I saw the beanie baby Boeing Businees jet that Ty owns in Cabo 3 weeks ago.
50 million dollar machine. Thats alot of stuffed toys.
Wondered how he can still afford to run that thing?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:14 | 2367209 Eireann go Brach
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This represents how fast Carla Bruni will bail out the door once the French Midget Sarkozy is dethroned from the empire of the stinky armpits!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:43 | 2367312 LongSoupLine
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How many times "Ron Paul" is mentioned in the MSM?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:20 | 2366951 Azannoth
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.. errr Gold ?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:37 | 2367056 slaughterer
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The implied comparison between AAPL and NFLX is so insulting to AAPL fundamentals that ZH, with this maximum AAPL-bashing "snark on", will trigger a VW-type short squeeze reversal on AAPL intraday today. 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:47 | 2367104 CryingBear
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stfu

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:32 | 2367273 slaughterer
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Wouldn't you love that Plunger Boy?  I prefer to ride the Tyler Durden AAPL squeeze of 23 April 2012 on leverage...  AAPL green as I type.   

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 13:45 | 2367604 I am a Man I am...
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ZH lets their emotions get in the way of investing.  Apple was trading at $14 in 2004, everyone on this board wished they would have bought Apple back then.  They salivate at apple stumbling because they weren't smart enough to invest in the greatest company of the past 10 years.  Apple vs. Netflix is a stupid comparison.  ZH has never demonstrated their ability to pick stocks or evaluate them that I can recall since I've been on this board.  Feel free to post anything that I have missed.

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:44 | 2368062 Kayman
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and AAPL was $31 in 2000. Your point is ?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 17:16 | 2368450 Smiddywesson
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Agreed Kayman

$31 in 2000

$14 in 2004

$600 in 2012

Maybe we should entertain the possibility that buy and hold is a sucker's game?  Hmm?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 17:41 | 2368514 Kayman
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Well, buying AAPL at $14 or $31 and riding it to $600 fits a good "buy and hold" strategy (in hindsight)

Buying AAPL at $600 and expecting it to rise to $12,000 - $43,000 means selling a lot of electronic hoola-hoops.

 At $100/share cash, they are not going to drop into oblivion quickly either.

 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 22:48 | 2372207 I should be working
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Agreed if you had known in 2000 it would go to 14 (actually went a good bit lower) you would have been stupid to buy and hold.

But you didn't know.  Buy and hold protects you from your own stupidity.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 18:08 | 2368560 LowProfile
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ZH lets their emotions get in the way of investing.

The way YOU define "investing" it does.

Most of us here are in real assets.   Let us know how that "buy and hold" works out, because if you are "buying, then selling, then buying" you aren't investing, you're TRADING.

Now for a TRADE...  Yeah, AAPL was awesome.  But it's looking a little long in the tooth right now, and the USD looks like the best short term bet (or maybe VIXY).

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 22:07 | 2368934 fuu
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the Tyler Durden AAPL Short Squeeze of April 23 2012 was pretty impressive. One for the record books.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:50 | 2368370 A82EBA
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+10

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:21 | 2367226 Think for yourself
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what AAPL fundamentals? Selling high-margin yet technically outmatched luxury designer gadgets in a niche swamped by competent competitors through the use of a personality cult whose god has now left the ship?
Please, do go on about how this is sustainable through a global depression.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:32 | 2367274 LowProfile
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Ohhhh, SNAP!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:35 | 2367281 slaughterer
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AAPL is the new global "flexible accumulation" retail monster of the 21st century.   Last time I checked, dead gods are necessary for a religion to grow stronger. 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:59 | 2367594 earleflorida
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Samsung's SmartPhone -Android`OS = simplicity / best[ed] default browser/ multi-tasking 'nice & easy', and fast - *integration +/+ superior compatibility

 

Apple's iphone `iOS = Complex/ untrustworthy multitasking - POS 'Flavor-of-the Year', which by the way has flamed-out, period! Cost comparison inflated and monopolized to the point where it's no longer an infatuation, but a so 90's kinda-gadget faze gone terribly full retard!

jmo  

*apologize double-post :-((

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 13:52 | 2367644 earleflorida
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Samsung's SmartPhone -Android`OS = simplicity / best[ed] default browser/ multi-tasking 'nice & easy', and fast - *integration +/+ superior compatibility

 

Apple's iphone `iOS = Complex/ untrustworthy, awkward & near impossible fluid multitasking - POS 'Flavor-of-the Year', which by the way has flamed-out, period! Cost comparison inflated and monopolized to the point where it's no longer an infatuation, but a so 2000's generation sub-kinda-gadget faze gone terribly full retard! Bell's and Whistle's are for the enjoyment of the newborns?

jmo  

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:48 | 2368089 Kayman
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Dead prophets perhaps; dead gods... don't think so.

Hi there... I am the almight Gott... and I am dead...what ?????

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 13:03 | 2367424 metaforge
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After all, only so many mortgage payments to be spent on iGadgets before yer in the street.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 14:05 | 2367698 pavman
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EBT baby, EBT.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:21 | 2366952 unionbroker
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everything stock i have

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:55 | 2367131 Bullionaire
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Stock?

 

You must be new here.

 

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:44 | 2367320 LongSoupLine
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...or he has chickens.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:11 | 2367194 CPL
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grammar not good you has.  Yoda master of grammar backwards I say.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 14:05 | 2367694 ebworthen
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unionbroker

Did you mean to say:

"Every worthless piece of hypothe-fucking-cated shit stock I have ever owned in this ponzi cotton-candy rigged casino market!"

(but left out some letters/words?)

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:21 | 2366954 Nolsgrad
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you can't eat iPads

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:24 | 2366990 junkyardjack
Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:28 | 2367015 Eclipse89
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Got puts, bitchez?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:25 | 2367247 5880
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can he blend congress?

the POTUS?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:21 | 2366958 pods
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Hopium effectiveness charts?

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 13:09 | 2367457 RallyRoundTheFamily
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Columbian escort stocks?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:21 | 2366959 Ben Bermonkey
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KWT US is worse

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:21 | 2366961 fonzannoon
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Any gold/silver stock

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:23 | 2366964 no life
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Lucifer...

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:22 | 2366965 Debugas
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Washington moment for ECB

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:22 | 2366968 Stoploss
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The Green AAPL vs. the NAS?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:23 | 2366969 jus_lite_reading
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USD purchasing power or the ponzi stock market priced in gold?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:22 | 2366970 razorthin
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AAPL vs AOL?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:22 | 2366971 carbonmutant
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June looks like a bad month...

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:23 | 2366983 Stoploss
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It's June in Europe.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:57 | 2367142 Bullionaire
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It's Christmas In Heaven!

 

http://youtu.be/IivaDS3eWrE

 

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:22 | 2366973 Deep79
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Appl Vs. NFLX

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:24 | 2366975 hawks5999
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Bubble

Burst

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:23 | 2366976 1eyedman
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Enron?  Worldcom?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:24 | 2366978 timbo_em
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apple vs yahoo?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:23 | 2366980 Predator
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Gold?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:23 | 2366982 navy62802
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Green = Apple

Red = Netflix?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:25 | 2366984 Dr. Engali
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Netflix and Apple.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:23 | 2366985 MarkTwainsMustache
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Apple vs. Netflix

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:24 | 2366991 Benedict Farse
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My career? 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:36 | 2367055 BLACK_DOG
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Thats dito!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:48 | 2367107 Diet Coke and F...
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+1

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 14:01 | 2367678 ebworthen
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I second that notion.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:24 | 2366992 TradingJoe
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YOYO is here!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:24 | 2366994 DaveyJones
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Viagra?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 13:34 | 2367572 JPM Hater001
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Yes, this is what happens in correlation to not convincing your wife that after four hours she had to call a friend, and What the Russian Stock market just did.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 13:43 | 2367598 DaveyJones
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My brother had a cover band that played things fifty year old men like to hear. They called themselves Viagra Falls 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:25 | 2366997 razorthin
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Netflix?  OK, but I thought you were going into bubbles past, not intra bubble.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:25 | 2366999 junkyardjack
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AAPL vs the Gold miners

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:25 | 2367003 Chuck Bone
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AAPL and QQQ from 1999-2000ish?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:26 | 2367005 Paladin en passant
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Apple vs 1920's Dow Jones?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:26 | 2367007 Seorse Gorog fr...
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green apple, red netflix

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:28 | 2367014 Arnold Ziffel
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Money supply expansion v. faith in the dollar?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:28 | 2367018 bobnoxy
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Looks an awful lot like the Vix.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:29 | 2367021 YesWeKahn
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Bernanke's credibility.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 13:04 | 2367428 metaforge
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Was it ever that high?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 13:41 | 2367592 YesWeKahn
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you know that it was a lie anyhow.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:29 | 2367022 oddjob
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USD/Cottonelle

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:30 | 2367025 Alpine
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AAPL / Google

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:31 | 2367028 BeerGoggles
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The 2nd chart is GOLD.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:50 | 2367117 dereksatkinson
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Gold didn't go from 300 to 70.  

 

I am pretty sure AAPL vs QQQ back in 2000-2001

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:32 | 2367033 Centurion9.41
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If you didn't instantly recognize them, then you probably shouldn't be in the game.

Btw, AAPL won't paint the same picture as NFLX.  Though I do think we've seen AAPL become MSFT ala dot.com bubble.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 17:25 | 2368476 bulldung
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Okay,for those of us who shouldn't be in the game, your saying AAPL v NFLX?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:32 | 2367034 Janice
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My sex life?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:34 | 2367036 Stackers
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Pork Bellies vs. Concentrated Orange Juice Futures ?

They panic'n out there. I can feel it. They panic'n

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:34 | 2367041 Bluntly Put
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9/1/2010 vs 10/3/2011?

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:34 | 2367044 Everybodys All ...
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Apple v Rimm

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:34 | 2367047 razorthin
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Could be AAPL v PHM too.  So many shining poster children from past bubbles, and they do all look the same.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:37 | 2367050 GMadScientist
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Green: Planet Earth

Red: Silly Monkeys

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/05/17/kill-it.jpg

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:37 | 2367060 bobola
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Bank angle in the turns for the new NASCAR track.

Rough draft for the new winter olympics ski jump.

Printout of a bottom sonar as it moves over the Mariana Trench.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:39 | 2367072 RunningMan
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Red - Tulips c.1637

Green - Global economy c. 2012

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:42 | 2367081 cbaba
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Its AAPL versus NFLX  , Apple is in real time but netflix is shifted 4 months forward so that the future of Apple can be estimated.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:41 | 2367083 RopeADope
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The similarity between the NFLX and AAPL charts compared in this post is  that both had island tops at the end of their mania. Today's top consummation sends a signal to all of the hedge fund "follow the herd crowd" that it is time to find a new parking place for all of that overly abundant capital.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:42 | 2367310 GMadScientist
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You can almost see them breaking out the NYSE dartboards now.

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 14:46 | 2367864 Mentaliusanything
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If you have overly abundant capital I know an overly sunburnt blonde with a brown bag thats just hoping for people like you. Downside you will never see that cash again.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:43 | 2368339 RopeADope
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Vaporization of excess money is a characteristic of a healthy market. That blond you speak of is similar to the maggots that remove rotting corpses.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:42 | 2367087 prains
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hopium vs dopium

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:48 | 2367109 CryingBear
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PCLN is worse

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:50 | 2367115 Oleander
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Cartegena vs Tokyo as choices for vacations

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:56 | 2367134 killallthefiat
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Which on is Cartegena?  (Made me LOL Oleander)

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:54 | 2367127 TeresaE
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Green Line = Apple

Red Line = Stimulus Spending per Month?

Wow I love me a good brain-teaser coupled with a few thousand smartass guesses.

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 13:42 | 2367597 green888
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red line 1930 on to 1935, green 2008 to today

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:55 | 2367130 brockhardman
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Sex life before, and after marriage...

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:55 | 2367132 eddiebe
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Apple and Enron.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:56 | 2367135 francis_sawyer
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Hope & Change?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:59 | 2367146 t0mmyBerg
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Obamas reelection chances versus the radius of Corzines bunge bunge as he contemplates life on the inside after having it all

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:00 | 2367151 Sudden Debt
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I think it's time to switch over to pears

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:00 | 2367153 bulldung
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Initial thought AAPL v. NFLX , but Credit Idea Hamster looks closer to v. POT

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:07 | 2367174 e-recep
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American Dream?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:10 | 2367187 strangeglove
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Us. Vs. Spain

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:10 | 2367188 sid farkas
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DOW 1929 vs AAPL

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:10 | 2367190 Benjamin Glutton
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AAPL vs I.Q. ?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:10 | 2367191 BLACK_DOG
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That's my alimony chart!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 13:58 | 2367667 ebworthen
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For your sake, I hope so.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:12 | 2367197 urbanelf
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Green -> Bernanke, Red -> Greenspan

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:14 | 2367206 Sleepless Knight
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Odds of MFGlobal paying ANY restitution?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:25 | 2367248 ub40onlyonce
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AAPL vs CSCO.  EOM.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:25 | 2367249 I should be working
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AAPL vs. NFLX

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:28 | 2367251 Tucson Tom
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POTUS credibility levels? Oh,wait ,they were always low.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:29 | 2367255 besnook
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looks like the chart of an evening with a columbian hooker.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:31 | 2367264 Cone of Uncertainty
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Number of chicks I'm banging after I stopped wearing Brut by Faberge.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 13:57 | 2367661 ebworthen
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Mine prefer Old Spice; now if I could just find some Hai Karate...

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:32 | 2367271 icanhasbailout
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MF Global segregated customer account funds?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:34 | 2367280 Shizzmoney
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corporate tax income vs fail exports

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:38 | 2367295 slaughterer
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Looking more VW-like with every HFT second since ZH chose the path of insult.  Thanks $4,231,956 Mr Durden.  You are our hero today.   We are all rocking in our trading chairs cheering you shouting "VW, Apple, ZH" 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:38 | 2367297 Cone of Uncertainty
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My career prospects as an investment professional.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:50 | 2367351 Koffieshop
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Apple VS Enron?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:55 | 2367374 theprofromdover
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Well if AAPL goes to 200, I'm all in; no matter what the rest of the financial sector melts down to.

The only thing that is going to stop the Core, is anti-competition laws.

They have a huge R+D programme with all sorts of new products, unlike Macrosoft, HP and the rest of the middle-aged hi-tech monsters.

Mind you, they've spent way too much in a new HQ. That's a bad sign.

 

Try to keep objective folks, and sort the wheat from the chaff.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 17:26 | 2368478 Smiddywesson
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Good company or not, when the earthquake hits, the big buildings have the farthest to fall.

Apple was a better company in 2000, and it didn't save their stock price then either. 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 13:01 | 2367408 Greenie
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Please Tyler tell us wtf it is. I can't take it anymore...

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 13:35 | 2367573 There is No Spoon
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AAPL and Dow Jones late 20's crash to bottom in early 30's

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 13:37 | 2367579 GCT
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It your life expectancy chart once the markets crash for the sheeple.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 13:54 | 2367631 ebworthen
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Ben Bernanke's sideburn length?

S&P Futures?

Chipotle?

WalMart?

Final guess:  WalMart

(Increasing EBT allotments by 25% and once-a-week versus once-a-month would help out I'm sure, but McD's and YUM brands will demand equal treatment).

Just think of what it could do for equities; the FED should look into EBT bonds or ETF's.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 13:52 | 2367643 Jena
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The credibility of John Edwards?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 14:46 | 2367861 jelyfish
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Wanna bet? I bet he wins his case. This is a hit job ... internal conflict between democratic party factions. Have you seen what passes for ethics in DC lately?

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