Guest Post: Boots On The Ground In Fukushima, Japan

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Wed, 11/02/2011 - 13:59 | 1837676 kato
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isn't your daddy-provided trust fund running out?

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:18 | 1837769 Harlequin001
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What a complete and utter waste of 10 minutes of my life.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:36 | 1837914 trav7777
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most of the people left must have tons of ammo and guns stockpiled and silver buried.  They never anticipated that all of that stockpiling would mean they had no choice but to stay put in a highly contaminated area.  Those who were mobile didn't have to leave everything they had behind

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:40 | 1837937 Eally Ucked
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So what did you want to tell us?

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:56 | 1838035 Fish Gone Bad
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Anyone remember the rabbits that lived around all the traps in Watership down?  Whenever I think about the people living around the plant I can't help but think about those rabbits and how they were pretty much just waiting to die.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 15:34 | 1838236 SWRichmond
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Smiling bunny rabbit welcomes tourists to nuclear disaster.

It looks like Pikachu.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 15:05 | 1838090 tmosley
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He wants you to possess nothing and be poor and die quickly, so you don't use any of his precious oil.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 15:41 | 1838263 trav7777
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enjoy your life in contaminationville, silverbugz.

Have any of you stackers ever realistically calculated how much you could carry?

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:58 | 1838857 tmosley
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You make a lot of assumumptions and pretend they are facts.  This is par for the course for you, though.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 21:09 | 1839473 Scarticia
Thu, 11/03/2011 - 00:09 | 1839865 Boxed Merlot
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Those who were mobile didn't have to leave everything they had behind...

M.Twain... (loosely remembered...) it doesn't matter how much money or love you made, you can always make more...

...seek justice, love mercy, walk humbly...

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 15:02 | 1838072 I am more equal...
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It took you 10-minutes to read that?  Gee, a public school education isn't what it used to be?  Be thankful that there was no math or the shoes would have to come off.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 00:08 | 1839864 Harlequin001
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read it twice, just to see if I'd missed anything of any meaningful worth...

No such luck...

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 18:57 | 1839063 dirtbagger
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It took you 10 minutes?  I'm sending you an Eveyln Wood Gift Card

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 00:06 | 1839860 Harlequin001
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Let me guess, check's in the post...

You sound like MF Global...

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:40 | 1837942 Voluntary Exchange
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Important hot particle scientific study cited  at Fairewinds/Gundersen:

 

http://fairewinds.com/

 

Lots of folks will be getting cancer in Japan in  next 10 years, in the US there will be some increased cancer cases.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:54 | 1838604 Reptil
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yes, and cancer isn't the only thing, ALL THE CHILDREN WILL BE SICKLY PERPETUALLY TIRED, IMMUNE SYSTEM, AND DNA SHOT TO HELL.

Would YOU do that to your children? Even when poor, and clueless about the rest of the world? It's all so strange!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=e_O2j_f43P4

Prof. Christopher Busby argues there's going to be a LOT of heart problems (heart cells die in children, but are not renewed)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4Kkuo-IK-A

well, my friends, if that's not depopulation, I'm the fucking pope.

 

he's not popular (obviously), but credit where credit's due; kudos to mister Simon for actually going there. Ehmm did you actually drink the tapwater?

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 19:58 | 1839239 jo6pac
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 US there will be some increased cancer cases.

Just mostly us left coast to start, another time I'm glad to be old.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 22:10 | 1839623 Milestones
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And the rest of us can deal with the estimated 20 million tons of trash from the tsunami now near Hawaii and soon to be on the west coast.     Milestones

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 15:29 | 1838210 LongSoupLine
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isn't your daddy-provided trust fund running out?

Well, unless he's popping iodine like breath mints, it doesn't matter how much is left...

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 13:59 | 1837677 Fukushima Sam
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Fucked, bitchez.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:22 | 1837797 espirit
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In more ways than one.  Seals dead and dying of mysterious disease in western Alaska reminds me alot of radioactive poisioning.

Pass on that tuna fish shall we?

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:39 | 1837934 CPL
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If it makes you feel any better dolphins are still washing up in the Gulf from the continuous oil spill.

 

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:58 | 1838053 Fish Gone Bad
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Now that the internet is here, I thought all the problems were solved. </humor>

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:01 | 1838339 peekcrackers
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drink the brownish water and take a bright green piss .. hows that for a magic trick.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:01 | 1837681 qussl3
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The line between stoicism and just plain blind faith and stubbornness is a thin one.

God help us all.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:23 | 1837709 hedgeless_horseman
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Like the folks here in Fukushima, most people will simply put up with constant abuse indefinitely.

Like the folks in Montgomery County, Texas, where the Sheriff's Office just took receipt of a Fed-Funded drone with weapons capability.

The Montgomery County Sheriff's Office in Conroe paid $300,000 in federal homeland security grant money and Friday it received the ShadowHawk unmanned helicopter made by Vanguard Defense Industries of Spring.

 

He said they are designed to carry weapons for local law enforcement.

 

"The aircraft has the capability to have a number of different systems on board. Mostly, for law enforcement, we focus on what we call less lethal systems," he said, including Tazers that can send a jolt to a criminal on the ground or a gun that fires bean bags known as a "stun baton."

 

"You have a stun baton where you can actually engage somebody at altitude with the aircraft. A stun baton would essentially disable a suspect," he said.

 

Gage said he has no immediate plans to outfit his drone with weapons, and he also ruled out using the chopper for catching speeders.

 

"We're not going to use it for that," he said. [Promise?]

 

Video after the jump: http://www.click2houston.com/news/29619788/detail.html

 

Wouldn't you feel so much safer knowing your local law enforcement officers have this new capability?

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:24 | 1837817 pods
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PULL!

 

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:29 | 1837857 gmrpeabody
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Classic..., and how fun!

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:31 | 1837873 fourchan
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lol thats what i was thinking, thats one expensive clay pidgeon.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:50 | 1837923 el Gallinazo
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Going long on 10 gauge magnums and ultra recoil shoulder pads for Big Bird.  00 Buck?  Often wonder why the kids in the UK don't take out the street video cams with air rifles.

 

What a dumb ass article.  Japan is an over crowded island in a 20 year depression.  Where the fuck are these people suppose to move too?  Nevada?  Also, there is mounting evidence that the real increase in radiation in the USA is being surpressed,  Keep popping that KI.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 15:35 | 1838240 ClassicalLib17
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Yea, boy,  that blowed up real good!

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:35 | 1837910 Carlyle Groupie
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It should be easy to clone his frequency and turn it around to zap old Rosco P. Coltrane.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:46 | 1837977 MsCreant
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Do I need a 50 cal for that or will an AR or AK get the job done. A girl must be prepared.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 15:03 | 1838078 DoChenRollingBearing
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My guess is that an AK or AR will do unless it is flying really high.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 23:01 | 1839655 chindit13
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MsCreant,

I just got a spam from Best Buy in Bani Walid, Libya and they're having an Eid Special on SA-7s.  Limit ten per customer.  Free delivery and end user certificate from Viktor Bout.  Be the first on your block....

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 00:59 | 1839914 MsCreant
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Now I know who the real experts are and I will fear no more. I need to get a really good pick up truck and I will be in business:

http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2011/06/diy-weapons-of-the-libyan-rebels/100086/

Recycle, reuse. What's not to like?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 15:00 | 1842697 Jena
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Ah.  Back on the MF Global thread, someone wanted a photo of the Corzine rectal suppository.  That would be photo # 1.  (Be sure to stock up on plenty of KY.)

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:53 | 1838017 Uchtdorf
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Must be a coordinated effort with balaclava installed. Look down cameras and all that, you know.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 15:58 | 1838357 Strider52
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My new camera- and FLIR- seeking missile should take care of that.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:44 | 1837930 Nascent_Variable
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Some teenager will hack it within weeks.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 15:36 | 1838242 LongSoupLine
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Some teenager from China/Iran will hack it within a week.

 

fixed it.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:48 | 1837957 hedgeless_horseman
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[Napolitano and Murphy have watched Blue Thunder perform a selective firepower demonstration]

JANET NAPOLITANO: Well, look at that, all the red dummies are blown to hell.
FRANK MURPHY: And a few white ones!
JANET NAPOLITANO: One civilian dead for every ten terrorists. That's an acceptable ratio. 
FRANK MURPHY: Unless you're one of the civilians!

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:49 | 1837998 High Plains Drifter
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mongomery county texas.   ah, my, in a time of rebellion and internal conflict, the life span of such a thing will be very short...........

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 15:14 | 1838136 Withdrawn Sanction
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Hmmm....$300K that can be taken down w/a rifle or shotgun costing one thousandth as much?  Sounds like good ole govt cost/benefit accounting.  Well, it aint the county's money, is it?  And Im sure the trough-feeding-pigs at Vanguard Industries are happy too.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 22:31 | 1839666 New World Chaos
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It's wasteful now but if this tech follows Moore's Law, by the end of next decade the pigs will have robotic killer bees that cost $100 (in current value).  Their sensitive antennae will enable them to home in on any reefer plume or any wireless connection to Zero Hedge.  Infrared cameras and sophisticated AI will guide them in for the kill.  Protests won't even happen because thinkcrime will be eliminated almost as it happens.  The drones will also be able to sting with tranquilizers when the pigs need to collect someone for interrogation or relocate them to a FEMA camp to work off their unpaid debts.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 15:26 | 1838185 LongSoupLine
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That's the new Bernankcopter!!  It's designed after Greenspans nose.  The Square black box between the skids is a high velocity fiat printer.  To the front of that is a direct feed, ink-cooled reciprocating fiat cannon. High tech shit.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 15:52 | 1838314 ricocyb13
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oh... is this the new tool to shoot the OWS protesters?

check for the drone-virus first, otherwise it might hit some Goldman Sachs banksta.

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