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Submitted by Alex Gloy of Lighthouse Investment Management

The Euro Fiasco Suicide Formula (EFSF)

There is one simple rule for investors: avoid all things beginning with “Euro-”. Eurotunnel ended in bankruptcy. Eurodisney was a disaster for public shareholders. And so the Euro itself is following the same path.

“Euro” birds

European politicians are faced with one problem: none of their plans to end Europe’s debt crisis has worked. Absolutely nothing. Which is not that surprising – since when does adding debt solve a debt problem?

Fishing in Lake Acronym yielded only meager catches like SGP (“Stability and Growth Programme”, a paradox), SMP (“Securities Market Programme”, which has less to do with market than with manipulation), and, finally, the bazooka: the EFSF (European Financial Stability Facility).

“Stability” sounds good, and “Facility” leaves the uninitiated in the dark as to whether this is another debt pyramid and who will ultimately foot the bill.

The idea behind the EFSF must be so good the agency wants to keep it to itself and prefers not to shed light on the mechanism behind it. Based on leaked drafts and comments in the press it could look like this:

Observations:

  1. Since Germany successfully repelled French demands for an EFSF banking license creative minds found ways of leveraging the (non-existent) funds.
  2. The original EFSF capacity was EUR 440bn; 150bn already went to Greece, Ireland and Portugal. After 40bn inexplicably vanished, 250bn are left.
  3. EUR 250bn is nothing compared to the funding requirements of Italy and Spain; hence it needs to be “leveraged”.
  4. The EFSF would invest those 250bn in the “equity” (or high risk) tranche of a “Special Purpose Vehicle”. Governments, the IMF and Sovereign Wealth Funds (SWF) are supposed to gobble up the 500bn “mezzanine” (or medium risk) tranche. Together with a 250bn “low risk” tranche the SPV would have EUR 1 trillion in firepower.
  5. This firepower is then used for purchasing “PIIGS” government bonds in primary and secondary markets. Some small change (EUR 106bn) would even be left over to recapitalize the entire European banking system.
  6. To entice investors formerly burnt in PIIGS bonds to repeat their mistake, the SPV would issue “partial protection certificates” (PPC). Those PPC’s are in fact credit default swaps, but since politicians have blamed the latter for the consequences of their own actions they had to come up with a different name.
  7. Credit default swaps (unless the gods at ISDA decide otherwise) at least pay out the difference between par (100%) and the recovery value. PPC’s would cover only a limited amount (20%, for example). Because, you know, a sovereign default wouldn’t be that bad. Greece, of course, is unique and an exception. Right; so unique that RBS wrote down its Greek holdings to 37 cents on the Euro.
  8. For the “unlikely” event of a default (a 1 in 3 chance for Italy and Spain over the next five years according to implied default probabilities) the PPC will pay out a small token (in appreciation of your stupidity) of consolation. Not in cash, however, but in EFSF bonds. This is usually referred to as “captive insurance”. It is akin to the agent selling life insurance policies on the already listing Titanic.
  9. Not only is the insurance circular, but so are the guarantees. Keep in mind that all the EFSF has raised to far is EUR 14bn (and that money is already spoken for). Initial “guarantees” of EUr 780bn have melted down to 726bn as Greece, Ireland and Portugal have “stepped out” (they can’t participate in their own rescue). In case of “step-outs”, the maximum guarantee is reduced and remaining countries have their share of guarantees increased. It’s a game of inverse musical chairs where the last one standing loses, not wins.
  10. The only AAA-rated countries left are Germany, France, the Netherlands, Austria, Finland and Luxembourg. The last three do not matter due to size. With the German-French 10-year government bond spread at 1.5% the market believes France is about to lose its AAA. That leaves Germany and the Netherlands, or 33% of the original guarantors. In case Italy and Spain need money, 30% of the guarantors would “step out”, at which point the self-insurance scheme collapses:
  11. Condolences go out to the poor souls who bought the first three issues of EFSF debt at minuscule spreads to swap rates. Official lenders like the IMF (and, until the “comprehensive plan to save the Euro-zone”, the EFSF) are not supposed to take haircuts as this could cause abdominal pains with innocent taxpayers in other regions of the world. Hence the “AAA” rating for the EFSF. But during the night of October 26/27, the beautiful EFSF butterfly went into reverse metamorphosis and emerged as an ugly larvae. “Last loss” became “first loss” participation. The risk profile had been changed by the stroke of genius. And it showed in the yield spreads to German government bonds:
  12. It therefore does not come as a surprise the EFSF had to first scale down, then postpone, then buy part of their own bonds during the recently failed auction. According to an investor presentation in August, the plan was to have 7 bond issues by the end of 2011 (3 for Ireland, 4 for Portugal). It looks like the recent (4th) might have been the final one.
  13. In a desperate move, Klaus Regling (CEO of EFSF) announced plans to raise money via short-term bills with maturities of less than a year instead. Lend long, borrow short – even bankers understand this is a recipe for disaster.
  14. There was an odd statement by Chancellor Merkel at the recent G20 meeting in Cannes: “Hardly any countries in the G20 have said to participate in the EFSF”. This struck me as odd, since it was the truth, and politicians are not known to tell the truth. Did Merkel suffer from the effects of an extended stay at the bar with Putin? Unlikely. This just does not fit the usual “we will do everything to save the Euro”-line. She could have said something like “I am convinced the EFSF bond issue will be fully subscribed; the demand is so high we decided keep the books open for a little bit longer”. But no, she chose to tell the truth. Maybe it had dawned on her that the EFSF was actually a formula for mass (financial) suicide and that Germany would be the one footing the bill in the end? The only way to “escape” being burdened with other countries’ debt is to “step out” of the circle of guarantors. This could actually hasten the financial crisis.
CONCLUSION: Italy and Spain are too big to be saved by Germany and the Netherlands. Merkel's statement reveals a sudden "buyer's remores" by Germany. The EFSF is dead before any org-chart has seen the light of day. All what is left to do for Germany is to play on time and to prepare for the exit from the Euro.

 

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Sun, 11/13/2011 - 14:13 | 1873813 achmachat
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no wonder the piigs are angry! they're covered in euro poop.

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 15:16 | 1873915 donsluck
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It is well known that the Euro is the preferred currency of the illegal drug marketers, due to the high value of it's 400 Euro note. Here's an idea, the Euro zone legalizes opiates, based upon the alcohol model, and becomes the de-facto opiate currency, much like the US dollar/oil structure. Similar to the world's addiction to oil, the Euro/opiate relationship slowly, over time, becomes more and more entrenched, rescuing the entire zone!

Am I brilliant or what?

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 15:41 | 1873963 Hobbleknee
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Why would they switch currencies when the US military already protects opium production in Afghanistan, provides safe import and has legalized money laundering as long as the deposits come from abroad?

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 19:31 | 1874266 DaBernank
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That would be the 500 Euro note...

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 00:22 | 1874669 TheMerryPrankster
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575 and thats my final offer.

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 14:17 | 1873820 sampo
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The Euro Fiasco Suicide Formula (EFSF)

Designed by JPM. Nice way to stick save the dollar?

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 14:18 | 1873822 Pretorian
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I bet the farm that eur /usd will move 100 pips north. Thats why Morgan Stanley in beggining had 15 empoyess now they are over 50 000.

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 19:32 | 1874271 DaBernank
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Once Greece officially defaults, a surge in EUR/USD

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 00:25 | 1874671 TheMerryPrankster
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why do they call them greek sandwhiches euros?

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 14:18 | 1873823 Desert Irish
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Go long popcorn....

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 14:24 | 1873831 Landrew
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This convoluted mess looks familiar to me? From equity to housing, all bubbles.

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 14:26 | 1873833 anonnn
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But ask yourself, "Who are the real winners of the apparent fiasco?"

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 14:27 | 1873834 Mark123
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The real wealth in Europe owns land, corporations and gold.  They could give a rats ass about the Euro, except to ensure they can profit from its demise.

 

I'll bet they are also focused on confiscating China's new-found wealth.  Don't want those pesky orientals getting too cocky.

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 15:40 | 1873959 LawsofPhysics
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Yes, and China is going for it.  China is the new blonde at the mall and she is on a shopping spree.

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 14:32 | 1873839 BigJim
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Ultimately, it'll be the French and German taxpayers who will be bailing out their banks when the PIIGS default... so shouldn't the bird pyramid be inverted? And why is the UK in there at all?

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 17:27 | 1874124 earleflorida
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guilt by association 

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 18:11 | 1874179 TJ00
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Well the EIB seem to be buying ESFS bonds and the EIB is funded by all 27 EU countries not just the Eurozone that includes Britain, SAS to storm them in 3... 2...

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 19:45 | 1874287 BigJim
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Jesus. Yet another financial TLA to learn about:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Investment_Bank

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 19:57 | 1874303 ncdirtdigger
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Because they are waist deep in Irish bonds.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 00:26 | 1874677 TheMerryPrankster
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For a minut I thought you typed waist deep in Irish Blondes,

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 14:33 | 1873840 domains-are-har...
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Time is running out for moving into assets that can sustain the next phase of the downturn/collapse. Look for assets that have:

- No counterparty risk: You must own the asset -- not via a synthetic or proxy
- Low carrying costs
- Transferable and/or instantly assignable in the event of sale
- Can be securely and anonymously held but with 24/7 direct access to the asset

I was blown away to learn this week that even Celente got whacked by the MF Global BK.   Like most people, Celente had no idea that Lind-Waldock was clearing through MF. Unbelievable.  

PMs, Weapons, non-perishable barter goods are well known. Personally, I like intangible assets (patents, trademarks, domain names).  

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 20:32 | 1874351 equity_momo
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Patents? Tms's , domains? What makes you think the rule of law will extend to those when the rule of law is clearly raping every other part of the paper ponzi? You would be as delusional as B9K9 in thinking investing in certain paper (which patents are) will save you during this phase shift UNLESS you are in "the club"
Stock certs? Bonds? Frns? Patents? ALL paper will burn .

Its distressing to read so many ZH posters understand 99% of whats going on and what is going to happen and then their cognitive disonance kicks in and they think they can outsmart the paper illusion - as a serf you will NEVER outsmart the paper game through paper. You said it yourself , even celente got burnt. Youre quite right with the other suggestions. The only other survival tool is to run a business or own a skill that is necessary. Not the desk jockeying most rely on.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 00:25 | 1874672 domains-are-har...
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@Equity - What makes you think that the TPTB don't value the rule of law?  It sounds like you are anticipating a fascist outcome where the gains are privatized and the losses are socialized.  Well, in a fascist scenario it is private enterprise that ends up owning everything. TPTB don't need to steal property. They can simply buy it. ZIRP is a license to do exactly that.  

Specific to domains, it is worth noting that a consortium comprised of KKR, TCV and Silverlake Partners just bought a controlling stake in registrar behemoth GoDaddy in a deal that value GoDaddy at $2.5 billion.  Domains are the raw land of the Internet.  The internet economy is growing a lot faster than the offline economy. Domains are an ownable bet on the future growth of the Internet.

Specific to patents, Intellectual Ventures (among others) have been methodically buying up patents.  There are a number of companies that are copying this model in the patent arena, as well as smaller ones that are rolling up TMs.  

It may be fashionable in certain circles to envision Max Max scenario where the rule of law goes out the window.  However, I think the odds of that coming to pass are slim to none though I am sure there will be pockets of chaos, urban blight and failed democracies.  Yes, I agree that paper backed by nothing will burn.  However, intellectual property is paper that is backed by an asset!!!! That's the point.

I humbly suggest to not underestimate the power of infinite fiat to be used to acquire strategically useful assets. Intangible assets can be strategically useful assets particular when aggregated.  Anyone who does not see the writing on the wall is not paying attention.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 00:30 | 1874684 TheMerryPrankster
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GoDaddy is not the only Domain Registrar.

http://www.icann.org/en/registrars/accredited-list.html

Investing in the internet by investing in Godaddy is like investing in Sears by buying a parking space at the mall.

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 14:34 | 1873843 doggings
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I like mine better, Everso Feckin' Stupid Feckers

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 14:40 | 1873854 oogs66
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and yet markets keep going higher...

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 00:31 | 1874685 TheMerryPrankster
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Helium in their shorts.

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 14:46 | 1873859 DutchR
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Glad we voted NO

O wait....

 

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 14:58 | 1873872 Atomizer
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European History Timeline 

 

 

 

1707 - Act of Union, Scotland and England become one country. Death of Aurangzeb leads to the disintegration of the Mughal Empire

 

http://www.history1700s.com/page1001.shtml

 

Finance and Financiers in European history

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 14:57 | 1873874 RoiBoi
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"To entice investors formerly burnt in PIIGS bonds to repeat their mistake, the SPV would issue “partial protection certificates” (PPC). Those PPC’s are in fact credit default swaps, but since politicians have blamed the latter for the consequences of their own actions they had to come up with a different name."

 

I had not laughed yet this morning.  I slowly realized how funny that last sentence was and went back and read it with a John Cleese accent combined with a Bill Hicks angry deadpan stare…

I laughed my ass off.  Thank you.

What continues to amaze me is how much all of this puts me in a mood reminiscent of when I am viewing Dr. Strangelove.

That completely campy and accurately absurd parody of our collective reality

We already know the ending…..get it ready WilliamBanzai7…..BenniBoi reprising Slim Pickens….

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 00:42 | 1874711 TheMerryPrankster
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Except instead of the bernank riding to the ground straddling an atomic bomb and waving a cowboy hat, he'll be in a helicopter filled with water,and you can see the goldfish swimming by his face as the helicopter windmills to the ground with bent primary rotors and a skid full of Fedreserve notes burning in flames attached to the landing runners on the bottom of the helicopter.

Underwater ben they called him after that. 

Somebody call China we need 10,000 Ben Bernanke Jack in the Boxes, when he pops out he's clutching cash and wearing a button that sez "Ask me 4 a  0% Loan!!" Choice of clown suit or bankers suit, and  music is either "hold that tiger' or "light my fire" (this one even smells like burning currency)

Maybe the remake should be entitled "Chairman Strangelove" or How I learned to love the Federal Reserve.

 

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 07:50 | 1875068 Element
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Have no fear, I hear Ben can catch an SA-16 Igla MANPAD with his butt crack ... ... and then can return fire!

He'll not go down so easy, ... this is his finest hour ... yeehaw!

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 15:03 | 1873882 Atomizer
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1999 Euro Coin Sets

Belgium, Finland, France, Netherlands and Spain are all issuing official Euro mint coin sets dated 1999. We have full information about these sets on the individual page for each country:-

Availability & Prices:

Description Available* Price £ Price $ Price € Belgium 1999 Sold Out £17.50 $26.50 €28.50 Finland 1999 Sold Out £24.95 $37.50 €41.75 France 1999 Sold Out £17.95 $26.95 €29.95 Netherlands 1999 Now £17.95 $26.95 €29.95 Spain 1999 Now £14.95 $22.50 €24.50

Notes:

Availability* = Dates shown in this column are the most recent release dates advised to us by the mints or their distributors. If the date shown pre-dates the current date, this does not mean the item is in stock. Where items are in stock they are clearly marked as "In Stock", "Now" or both.

TBA = To Be Announced. To reserve future issues, please see our Euro Set Reservations page

http://www.eurocoins.co.uk/1999eurosets.html

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 00:47 | 1874719 TheMerryPrankster
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I left a set of these in my car on the dashboard, while I ran into the IRS office to grab some forms and when i came back out somebody had broken into my car and left 5 more sets on my dash.

How do i get rid of these damn things, the garbage man keeps throwing them back into my driveway.

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 15:09 | 1873885 anonnn
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A  fiasco for the rich and powerful movers and shakers? Like losing a lollipop?

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 15:15 | 1873914 slewie the pi-rat
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play on time?

can we get a wagnerian break, here?

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 15:18 | 1873919 Ted K
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How about the Eurozone situation is always the same, Every Fucking Stupid Fucking time????

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 15:19 | 1873925 anonnn
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Charles Dickens in Little Dorrit: A person who can't pay, guarantees that another person who can't pay, can pay. ...

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 15:48 | 1873976 JPM Hater001
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This is extremely hopeful for Europe.  And by that I mean...the amount of hope they are investing in the solution is only seconded by it's stupidity.

Crash on!

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 16:07 | 1874007 CoyoteBlue
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So, I shouldn't apply for a job with the EFSF? I would have been a crackerjack salesman. 

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 00:49 | 1874720 TheMerryPrankster
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A prize in every box.

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 16:24 | 1874036 Snakeeyes
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We have our own suicide formula is the US. Endless spending programs and debt with no end to sight. Even Martin Feldstein of Harvard, usually a reasonable chap, now wants taxpayers to couch up $350 billion for underwater households. Or maybe Marty Feldman wrote the NY Times article!

Feldstein Plan for Stopping the Drop in Home Values: Write Down Average of $31,818 Principal Per Underwater Home – Cost to Taxpayers $350 Billion With Questionable Outcomes

http://confoundedinterest.wordpress.com

 

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 16:43 | 1874067 sgt_doom
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Snakeeyes sounds more like she/he/it is suffering from SNAKE BITE!!

"Even Martin Feldstein of Harvard, usually a reasonable chap..."

Oh, you must be referring to that "legendary"** Marty Feldstein, the clown who was a director at HCA during their colossal medicare/medicaid fraud, leading to the largest out-of-court settlement to the US government in damages?

And the very same Martin Feldstein, of legend, who was a director at Eli Lilly when they were given the largest criminal penalty in US history for illegal marketing of a damaging drug?

And the one and only Martin Feldstein of Harvard, who was a director at AIG's Financial Products group during the largest insurance swindle in US history (selling $460 billion of CDSes, with no capital on hand to back them up)???

What's that you say?  Martin Feldstein reasonable?  Or simply that he wants to resuscitate  the housing bubble for the Wall Streeters, his paymasters?

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 16:52 | 1874074 JenkinsLane
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Latest on Germany's behind the scenes planning:

http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,797399,00.html

 

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 17:25 | 1874121 lotsoffun
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that would be fun - but i won't go there.  sounds like this guy marty feldstein gets around.  i hope he's rich!

 

Sat, 11/19/2011 - 04:45 | 1874133 time123
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Nice post. I enjoyed reading it.

 

In my opinion, all the recent negativity in the press regarding the European debt crisis has created a tremendous buying opportunity for US stocks. 

 

The Invetrics system just gave a long term "Buy" signal as of the close of 11/11/11 with a new DJIA target of 13,500! You heard it here first.

 

admin,

http://invetrics.com

 

Sat, 11/19/2011 - 04:46 | 1893715 time123
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Sorry, that was a typo. I meant to say 15,500 which is about 27.6% higher!

 

admin

http://invetrics.com

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 10:45 | 1920781 time123
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Looks like we are moving higher today! The Invetrics long term Buy signal of 11/11/11 will likely get confirmed!

admin

http://invetrics.com

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 17:50 | 1874150 Börjesson
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Interesting how Germany features on both the first and the third rung of the bird ladder. The lower bird presumably represents the German people, while the smug one on top is the German elite...

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 02:08 | 1874841 Phil Free
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Good eye .. I didn't see DE on the 3rd rung also ..

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 17:56 | 1874161 daily bread
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So that guy I visit every year who wants to check my prostate is a "eurologist"?

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 18:02 | 1874167 RiverRoad
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Little wonder we should avoid all things beginning with "Euro"; the Euro itself was a farce in the first place.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 00:51 | 1874721 TheMerryPrankster
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If you take the euro out of Europe, all you have left is Pee...

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 18:09 | 1874174 citrine
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 It seems that Europe is stubbornly trying to  transfer the anticipated losses from their banks to the global market, under the popular perception that market can absorb losses of a very significant size.

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 18:26 | 1874195 thurstjo63
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Germany has already been planning to leave the Euro for quite a while now according to Pippa Malmgren. http://www.pippamalmgren.com/77.html

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 18:33 | 1874205 AndrewCostello
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All these paper manipulations to keep the whole pyramid scheme going?  It's ridiculous.  If we had honest government, they would revalue their gold holdings to match their money supply and then repay the debts entirely and start fresh.

 

But we don't have honest government, we have an evil dark financial empire.

 

It is time for rebellion.

Read:

http://www.amazon.com/Simple-Wealth-Mr-Andrew-Costello/dp/1463523017/ref

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 18:36 | 1874209 Kina
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What is the point? They know there is none.

 

An eleborate mechanism to buy the debts of insolvent bankrupts, mostly by other insolvent bankrupts only increases burdens, debt and depth of insolvency, all round and helps bury the only remaining countries with hope.

Italian Govt goes super austerity, long term good, short term pain for all. Higher unemployment, increased welfare, civil unrest, GDP contraction, less revenues. Eventually deficits turn to suprluses when everybody's stanard living falls to that of competitors in Asia, South America. How long would this take for Italy, Spain, Portugal, Greece? Never, they wont be able to do it, they wont even get half way before the whole things blows up. All that will happen is debts continue to grow, deficits remain and higher bailouts required.

Germany knows this. They know the game is up. All that Germany and co are doing now is preparing for and managing their way out.

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 18:47 | 1874218 mogul rider
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Excuse me but what idiot would buy this crap in the first place. I have no "sympathy" for idiots. Euthanize them

 

Secondly, what did the Bernank do?? HELLOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

Anyone in the market, anyone in anything but cash and the Precious is a fucking moron and that is just the way it is. If you don't get it by now then you deserve your fate

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 20:12 | 1874326 cw10304
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Very Good summary

 

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 20:21 | 1874333 Justaman
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Fiat is pulp, cotton and ink.  Gold is money.  Know the difference.   

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 20:43 | 1874368 itstippy
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The ECB will print.  They will buy EFSF bonds.  The EFSF will create a SPV to leverage the bonds' firepower X4.  Everyone will want in on the action, with the ECB backstopping any potential losses.  Even Zimbabwe will max out its line of credit at the World Bank to buy mezzanine paper.  

Here in the US, Professor Bernanke will announce QE3 in response. 

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 07:40 | 1875054 Element
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  1. The EFSF would invest those 250bn in the “equity” (or high risk) tranche of a “Special Purpose Vehicle”. Governments, the IMF and Sovereign Wealth Funds (SWF) are supposed to gobble up the 500bn “mezzanine” (or medium risk) tranche. Together with a 250bn “low risk” tranche the SPV would have EUR 1 trillion in firepower.
  2. This firepower is then used for purchasing “PIIGS” government bonds in primary and secondary markets. Some small change (EUR 106bn) would even be left over to recapitalize the entire European banking system.
  3. To entice investors formerly burnt in PIIGS bonds to repeat their mistake, the SPV would issue “partial protection certificates” (PPC). Those PPC’s are in fact credit default swaps, but since politicians have blamed the latter for the consequences of their own actions they had to come up with a different name.

 

I don't know much about this stuff, but I do get the gist, because I learned about these terms and concepts in 2008/2009, from Janet Tavakoli and Yves Smith, and excavations in Wikilande ... so I know this is basically Brussels and Co., saying; Hey, we're going to do almost exactly the same derivative Russian-Roulette super-scam, and hope that no one realises it's the exact same rip-off with a "new-and-improved" set of ACRONYMs.

And yes, they will bet on it failing, of course, and will make squillions of nothings out of the economic rubble ... wheee!

The first time it worked only because the befuddled dozey Euros bought any crappy AAA 'financial' derivative paper-promise thrown at them (thanks IRA newsletters) ... but now the Eurolanders (realising their incompartable stupidity) want to sell a new set of ACRONYMs ... to the BRICs? ... and hope they don't notice it's just another very poorly disguised financial man-trap, that will impail any Bank or Wealth Fund stupid enough to buy into it?

I don't think that sort of derivative mega-ponzi works more than twice per century with less than 50 years of separation between each global mega-scam. Like, who's going to buy it? ... the demand for bigger-fools (with cash ... er, or leverage) is finally outstripping the supply ... except ... at the ECB ... and FED.

Poetic Justice wot?!

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