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seriously, In Northern Africa, Gawd-awful(Gadhafi) and his klan for the last 40 something years would put a pole up someone's ass they disliked, turn it up and let gravity take it's toll....NO SHIT.....luckily, they would pass out from the pain as a normal prostate exam hurts like helll...(MOON RIVER!...Gee doc...you using the whole fist???)
THAT is what they deserve......nothing short.
I did love the part about Thain being funeral director....funny shit as usual from Zero Hedge.
Could he have been putting together a sovereign debt equivalent of the Abacus deal? That kind of hands on with blatantly toxic assets screams for an explanation. If he was building another Abacus, that would explain why the plug was pulled. The regulators and SROs don't need the political heat.
There IS more...and we've got a front row seat, right here @ ZH!
Wanna have some fun?
Google with quotation marks "MF Global bankruptcy" then Google "Steeler Patriots" with quotes and check out the disparity in hits.
You already know which one will return more hits, dontcha now. laddies and lassies?
Now that Bellicheat can't front run defenses, it is important news.
By the way, now that Bocephus is out of the MNF picture, who is doing tonight's opening?
"Doesnt he read Zerohedge?" Reply: Oh you mean THAT fringe blog ? Of course not, I read the WALL ST JOURNAL and they told me a BAILOUT WAS COMING ?? So i load up on the debt because you know the ECB is going to BUY BUY BUY so i make $$$$ !! Of well i fucked up : time for my 15mil $ golden parachute...
AND THIS GUY IS HEAD OF MF GLOBAL ?? Gimme a break.
Corzine: "Oh well, I only lost some one else's money..."
Corzine: "Oh well, I only lost some one else's money, AGAIN..."
He went to the Bill Gross school of loading up on bonds for QEs
The question is this: Is MF is BS redux, then what/when is the coming Lehman event?
JC would have been much more successful had he just followed a more stringent set of Risk Management Prinicples:
the same team of shredders at PwC who probably just finished up Solyndra have a new project:
Today is the last day for $5 footlongs at Subway bitchezzzz.
Isn't Subway a bit fresh for your taste?
SHIT! Today is the last day?
Can I have a foot long for which I will gladly pay you Tuesday??? No really. I will pay tomorrow...
Slightly OT but: WHy is it that after horrible days with nearly 10% losses on the day in their stock price, MS and BAC show as nearly flat, +/- .04% on the dya if you get a quote from Marketwatch at 4:10 PM? How does that work?
they don't. BAC down 7% today and MS down 8.65%...maybe you're seeing after hours.
Those are after hours quotes, see the little moon icon? They wipe the slate clean at 4pm.
Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Nick Leeson.
Will anyone care to join me for some...
Is that what I'm going to look like afters?
I'll pass. This may that schnapps that tastes like ass and you wake up up with a big fat ugly something.
I'd drink the whole 750ml.
Is that Chris Christie?
We'll need absinthe before this is over;)
I've bought wormwood seeds. will let you know when I get the recipe for absinthe ;-)
In the can?
At this point there is no point in going to see standup comedy. All you have to do is watch the screen...
Ouzo: Liquid Polio
Drunk on debt that's for sure ...I'm just watching Jean Claude Trichet on CNBC explain how very important it is for the ECB to quadruple the size of the brewery and keep all the drunks of Europe pissed as farts 24/7 for a decade to come
Brilliant stuff... pass the vodka popcorn
banzai i sent cyriak your blog, i wanted him to check you out. he's not political. but if you watch all his videos and look at the subtext of his creative messages. he's deeply subversive. please check him out. i'd love for you two to collaborate. seriously. that would be my dream. PLEASE watch his videos. it will take an hour, it will be worth it.
Is that a PIIGS he's got his right foot on?
should read 112 proof - gotcha
hope that's in the store WB, I'll buy the shirt now
Damn it willb7... I'm trying to eat lunch here...
Yo! WB7.....Your Halloween post was FANTASTIC!
Anyone who missed it:
This is just another tiny fraction of the total and utter corruption to be exposed. As Ron Paul says this all goes back to sound money (the lack of it). Until that is fixed there will be no stopping this destruction of our wealth.
And for those that pin their hopes on emerging markets....I hope you enjoy what they have in store for you.
Death by ZIRP. EuthanAsia currency: Mrs. Smith meet Mrs. Watanabe.
note: there are ~14 months left to debate whether or not to extend the FRB'System charter
let the debates begin!
It is the genius of the New Deal which halted and then reversed the upward mobility of a growing "super" middle class while at the same time instituting a permanent barrier to downward mobility for those who had already "made it." The end of WWII, leaving America's manufacturing base largely unscathed threatened this construction, however, recent events have restored the status quo.
More whistles. More blowing. I want my ears to hurt.
I wonder if Corzine's wallet has Bad Mother Fucking Global on it?
LOL- Corzine rolled the dice, it was his shot to get up to GS status- he failed, but in his mind- so what? He has no skin in this game, and no liability as it goes down in flames. He'll make some grandiose announcement that he's foregoing any claim to the $12M- he'll struggle by on just his billion, plus the double government pension.
I'm sure he doesn't mind being called stupid, as long as he's not in jail.
Bet he's laughing his ass off at the world right now- oh well, onto the next adventure,what else can I fuck up for free......
Triple damages will make him locked-in NJ farmer, sharecropping if he's lucky.
dust in the wind:
An energy company that received U.S. loan guarantees has filed for bankruptcy, the latest black eye for a Department of Energy loan-guarantee program after Solyndra LLC collapsed two months ago.
Massachusetts-based Beacon Power Corp. filed for bankruptcy Sunday after running out of money building its first energy-storage project outside Albany, N.Y.
Beacon filed for Chapter 11 protection in U.S. Bankruptcy Court in Wilmington, Del.
The company has been developing technology that could recycle unused power left over from conventional utility power grids.
The Department of Energy had agreed to back $43 million of Beacon's $69 million project in Stephentown, N.Y., according to court documents. The company has drawn down $39 million of the loan, according to the Department of Energy.
Sadly, The idiot boy and his monkey trainer fired all real scientists for talking or reporting real scientific information that their retarded gentry they called their base loved them for. There is no one left in the government that is allowed to make a truthful report, and very few that would be able to write one.
There were also the diversity mandates to account for.
Any organization lacking appropriate diversity is to be shut down or else have diversity imposed on it at all levels.
Don't forget the muslim outreach.
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