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Guest Post: Need for Economic Crimes’ Nuremberg-Type Trials

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Sun, 08/21/2011 - 11:26 | 1583341 Belrev
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I seriously doubt that the Rohtschild brothers will allow that to happen on any serious level. Over their dead bodies, but they will kill millions if they have to in order to prevent that. Keep dreaming all yee sheeple. The world is run by greed, fear, violence and injustice, that is how it has always been and that is how it always will be for the simple fact that the sheeple are incapable of organizing and acting as one powerful force.

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 11:27 | 1583346 spiral_eyes
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the thing that puzzles me most about zero hedge and the alternative media community?

the number of hand-wringers who just want to say we're all screwed.

so we have a big wonderful community of freethinking people who see through all the seventeen shades of bullshit and THAT means we're all screwed?

fuck that, bro. how about some optimism?


Sun, 08/21/2011 - 12:01 | 1583396 snowball777
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And upset a worldview that conveniently excuses a lifetime of failure?

The idea of a sudden change of heart in US leadership is more plausible.

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 12:25 | 1583415 Mr. Fix
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We are all screwed.

There's just no simpler way to put it.

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 12:27 | 1583438 chumbawamba
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You want optimism?

Imagine every light pole in Washington, D.C., adorned with a politician.  Just imagine.

It's not hard if you try.

I am Chumbawamba.


Sun, 08/21/2011 - 12:42 | 1583473 snowball777
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I'd rather see them cleaning toilets or digging coal.

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 13:51 | 1583623 DeadFred
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Either image will bring a smile to your face and a skip to your step.

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 17:22 | 1584015 TheFourthStooge-ing
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What a day, what a day for an auto-da-fe!



Mon, 08/22/2011 - 10:37 | 1585835 Fish Gone Bad
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For there to be an uprising, people would have to get their lazy fat asses off the couch and turn off the TV.  I am thinking it ain't gonna happen.

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 13:11 | 1583532 smlbizman
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nice to see ya back...

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 16:44 | 1583941 Thomas
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Curiously, a call for a lynch mob gets 12 thumbs ups and no thumbs down at the time of this posting. (Admittedly, I added to it, but it also illustrates the anger that 11 other wingnuts contributed to the tally.)

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 17:09 | 1583987 CosmicBuddha
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13 thumbs up now!

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 17:10 | 1583989 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Imagine every light pole in Washington, D.C., adorned with a politician.  Just imagine.

It's not hard if you try.

You might say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one,

and the bankers, before we hang 'em, let's tar and feather just for fun.



Sun, 08/21/2011 - 20:53 | 1584545 High Plains Drifter
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leave them hanging and let them rot.  its a sign. 


look at gold and silver in the asian market. to the moon alice.....

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 12:28 | 1583440 mrkolice
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"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist." shitmydadsays

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 12:43 | 1583480 Dan Watie
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Arnold can get into Rothschild Castle. C'mon Arnold, prove you are more than a Hollywood American Hero! Don't let these girlie men get away with this!




Arnold, say it ain't so!

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 12:43 | 1583479 He_Who Carried ...
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Its rather comical to assume that "The Rothschild" have anything to do with this.

Its not them but Nixon who ended austerity and american virtues and if you take history serious, it won't be the bankers who you'd have to go after, but Clinton and then Greenspan and then Bush.

The bankers can be charged for lending a hand, but they did not invent the policy!

Nuremberg was an epic failure, last not least because Germany was still at war (until 1948) and between 1945 and 1948 almost 2 million German Mothers and Children and Elder men lost their lives. One cannot expect a nation under such enormeous threats to take a farcical trial any serious while searching for bread and trying to run from Eastern European death squads of which arriving refugees told their fresh horror stories on a daily basis. Epic crimes committed on all sides!

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 12:51 | 1583492 WonderDawg
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Its rather comical to assume that "The Rothschild" have anything to do with this.

Its not them but Nixon who ended austerity and american virtues and if you take history serious, it won't be the bankers who you'd have to go after, but Clinton and then Greenspan and then Bush.

Dude, you are either seriously misinformed or willfully blind to what is going on. Nixon, Clinton, Greenspan, et al., were puppets dancing on the strings of the decision makers in the banking cabal.

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 16:47 | 1583947 Thomas
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Yes indeed, but it is not altogether clear to me what the top of that cabal looks like. Is it a centralized power structure or millions of dickweeds collectively taking us down like a swarm of locusts. Niall Ferguson, in his book "The House of Rothschild" describes an empire that died of natural causes (dissipated). Don't dismiss him too quickly; I think he is one of us.

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 17:48 | 1584075 Mactheknife
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>describes an empire that died of natural causes (dissipated).

Sorry, but that's not true. It is a centralized power structure based in London who happen to have "millions of dickweeds" working for them. The Rothschilds specialized in providing banking services to governments before there were central banks and then became those "central banks". They have always gone to extreme measures to avoid ANY and ALL publicity of their dealings hence the shroud (until recently) over our own Federal Recerve. Of course the real blame here goes to those self-serving egomaniacs who call themselves politicians who sold their decisions to get re-elected or were in debt to the banking cartel from the start. The banking cartel was just being the ruthless greedy bastards they are but they never forced any government or politician to take their money. We need a president who will stand before this country a say "Fuck you! We are taking our country back and ending the Federal Reserve".

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 13:24 | 1590911 He_Who Carried ...
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Nonsense, they all act on orders from these strange

looking fellas that live in Area51... Who is misinformed? lol

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 16:28 | 1583911 Tim White
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Well put...

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 18:18 | 1584128 illyia
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Belrev. I agree. Up to this certain point:

"that is how it always will be:

Not so much with that last point. Example: Game theory discussion regarding sports figures using steroids (etc) to trump non-users ends up speaking to "corrupt players" v "upright players" (Scientific American and other GT sites). "Corrupts" only function by stealing credit within a functioning (on-balance sheet) game from "uprights". Everyone must still believe that baseball (or other sport) is useful or beneficial and is not corrupted entirely - or they will not play.

As long as there are uprights to steal from corrupts have something to gain. But at a global level, if the entire game is actually rigged, the uprights cease to function as patsies giving the corrupts no way to gain from stealing from them.

When we approach that level - and it must be an exhaustion level - then the corrupts will have to work to eat, too. We've never seen this GT play out on this kind of scale, but I think we might this time.

Peaceful Sunday

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 11:24 | 1583342 Misean
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We used "No shit, Sherlock".

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 11:31 | 1583354 WonderDawg
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We used both the Sherlock and Dick Tracy versions. The Dick Tracy version seemed to have more panache for me.

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 12:51 | 1583486 Oh regional Indian
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In India, it was Sherlock land. Never heard of Dick Tracy growing up. It was always, and everytime... No shit Shearlock (which always made me wonder about the origin of english last names, as in, was Sherlock a maere bastardization of Shearlock, which of course would suggst barber-ous genes....).

An interesting exclamation here was "Jesus Holy Christ on a Crutch", and "Jesus Holy Shit on Toast" which was funny since we were all hindus and yet declared many times a day that Jesus's shit was holy. Also showed how programmed we were eh? No one said Holy Rama's Shit on Toast. Never. Or, No Shiv Sherlock either. Now, in true programmed style, we've reduced religion and spirituality into caricature, so someone will probably pee on a painting of Krishna in a gallery, soon.

Anyways, what a waste of space this article. of course we need it. And of course, if anything did happen, as the author himself shows, they would be Nuremberg-esque show trials. Not going to happen. 

A new system will find it's own definition out of the ashes. The new normal has not shown it's full hand yet.

Vivek (ORI)




Sun, 08/21/2011 - 12:44 | 1583477 snowball777
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"Keep digging, Watson"

"Fuck you, Sherlock"

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 11:29 | 1583345 MichaelG
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Would be good to see Greenspan, Bernanke, Paulson & Geithner in the dock, although I expect they'd say they were only following orders.

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 11:36 | 1583363 WestVillageIdiot
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Sadly, we have to remember that we are surrounded by armies of accomplices.  The welfare crowd doesn't care if their SNAP and WIC benefits come as a result of money printing and ruinous debt.  The 401k crowd doesn't mind some minor (major, really) transgressions as long as their balances rise and the price of their house goes up.  Hell, they could rape puppy dogs and the middle class probably wouldn't care if it allowed them to sell their house to a Greater Fool.  The upper class sure loves all of the criminality that pays their dividends and rents.  Bring on more Section 8'ers.  They are a reliable income stream. 

The politicians love it all for obvious reasons.  They have full campaign coffers.  They get huge perks, including inside information.  When they finally leave office they become lobbyists or consultants.  Didn't that little piece of feces Tom Daschle turn into a high-priced lobby whore for the medical industry? 

The guilt is everywhere we look.  Many ZHers point it out to friends and family, even though we know that straightening out the system, at least in the short term, will hurt our financial situation.  The rest just sing, "keep your hands off of my pie". 

An honest trial requires an honest judge and an honest jury.  Good luck finding that amongst the American masses. 

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 12:16 | 1583416 Bob
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Sadly, we have to remember that we are surrounded by armies of accomplices.

Going for irony here?  Surely the larger finance community--which skims far more wealth from the status quo--deserves a mention along with the SNAP and WIC crowd?

Of course, until Mr. Market has that dramatic coronary, they'll continue to clean up.  Fortunately, the nation has adopted Mr. Market as its top charity case . . . and it ain't just the banksters who carry his water. 

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 12:21 | 1583424 Moe Howard
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Exactly, thanks for posting that.

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 11:27 | 1583350 hognutz
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As many people that they have hurt with their crimes?  Yes, it is Crimes against Humanity!   


Hang 'em high........

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 11:29 | 1583351 WestVillageIdiot
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I would be more than willing to sneak Dimon, Greenspan, Paulson, Rubin, Bernanke, Fuld, Raines, Mozillo, Romer, Mudd, Summers, Geithner, Lewis, Thain, etc. all the cyanide they can drink.  They can do their Goering imitation and I would be perfectly content with that. 

Now his nurse, some local loser
She's in charge of teh cyanide hole
And she also keeps the cards that read
"Have mercy on your soul" 

If they had any honor they would have already done it themselves. 

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 11:31 | 1583353 platoslast
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Campaign finance reform, term limits bitchez....

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 11:38 | 1583367 WestVillageIdiot
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A smarter electorate would still be needed. 

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 12:38 | 1583460 nmewn
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It only allows me to give you a one up vote, so I'll give you the + million under the table like its always done ;-)

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 12:48 | 1583488 Oh regional Indian
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Exactly. Bottom line. Bottom of the pyramid line. Don't see it happening. 

Vivek (ORI)

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 13:07 | 1583519 AngryVoter
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Ron Paul



All voters should have to pass a test created by ZeroHedge before voting.  Ensuring they are capable of making an informed decision.  That should solve the problem. 

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 14:02 | 1583606 DeadFred
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I just read that Ron Paul's money bomb was cyber-attacked last night. What was that saying, first ignore, then attack, then...

Edit "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win" Gandhi

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 19:04 | 1583899 Miles Kendig
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Or a more mature one. The US is an adolescent nation, spoiled and petulant that gets to elect its parents. It is time for American society to grow up and appreciate that the role of government is not to rip off thy neighbors so one can have a free lunch.

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 12:39 | 1583465 smlbizman
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there needs to be a reset button to the factory settings, set the date, hit enter...there is so much to unwind, patriot act,dodd-franks etc...this sytem cannot possibly be saved, sometimes it is better to raze and build new instead of remodeling....

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 11:33 | 1583357 High Wire
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A nice fantasy but I think a more likely scenario is that like Pol Pot they will die of old age under the protection of the US military while the rest of us fight over the scraps.

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 11:40 | 1583362 falak pema
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From a layman's point of view, to further highlight the issues raised above :

I am no international jurist. But :

Eleanor Roosevelt was the promoter of the International Human Rights Bill that was signed in full assembly by members of the UN in Dec. 1948 in Paris. This defined the framework for international human rights. I don't know if economic crimes are part of the causes for claiming human rights violations. This is thus my first question.

The US administration in the context of German occupation jointly organised with the victor nations the International War crimes trials at Nuremburg. However, the US administration has NEVER signed  its subservience to the mandate of the International Tribunal of War Crimes that the UN has sanctioned under its own aegis, inspite of non signature by a Security Council member (USA for one, there may be others), this tribunal has functioned for war crimes in Balkans and in Africa. It would be the ideal place to organise similar trials if economic crimes were considered similar to war crimes. But it will never be allowed to do so if  MAIN security council permanent members never adhere to the principle of abiding by its rules when applied to their OWN citizens. There is a catch 22 situation there : DOUBLE STANDARDS. 

The USA and all others have to come on board before any discussion on this issue can even occur. This is a global problem and cannot be treated just on  country per country basis. If economic crimes are sanctionnable there will be a world wide cry for trying the Oligarchs who have pillaged the national economies on five continents. A similar common yard stick has to be established for judging them all. TALL ORDER.

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 12:53 | 1583496 Oh regional Indian
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The United Nations is a Luciferian organization with New World, New Age, Alice Bailey and theosophist roots.

It is a huge part of the problem Falak. As it was intended to be.

Vivek (ORI)

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 11:37 | 1583364 vast-dom
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they will manufacture war and distract with disasters if there was so much as a distant viable rumblings of trials. in fact, wars and violent distractions will occur shortly anyhow.


no shit, dick tracy!




Sun, 08/21/2011 - 11:51 | 1583385 platoslast
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A few things may happen before these trial...

Social unrest like this country has never dreamed of...based on anything one can imagine...Class, race, religion, sex, education...removal of the president...hyper inflation will fuel the fires and the last thing the American people will focus on is the politics and economy...they will be trying to feed and protect there families. It's been the same for hundreds of years. The survivors/victors will be so tired of the unrest, the status quo will be perpetuated and even more oppressive, militarily and economically. once again the new standards will be accepted and the cycle will begin again.

Campaign finance reform...term limits bitchez...

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 11:39 | 1583370 High Plains Drifter
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nuremberg was a travesty and miscarriage of justice where the miracle of the 6 million started.....  we don't need that scam anymore. please. just put the bernank and the rest of them in the octagon.......its national fight club time...

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 14:58 | 1583751 disabledvet
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Miscarriage of what? The germans never denied what happened nor would they. The point of Nuremburg wasn't to pine over rules of evidence such that what happened would be known for all time. The world already knew that. It was a simple "do you take responsibility for what was done." and of course the refrain "just following orders sir!" was the reply. Needless to say they created the orders bit we'll leave that asode for the context of todays "tri lemma." the fact is we r fighting various wars of choice. The fact is none of the nations we attack in any way represent a threat to the USA. The fact of the matter is these multiple wars of choice have bankrupted the USA. (a final fact is i support them all as well but we'll save that one for another day.) so have gitmo type crimes been committed here at home? I think a logical question as to who all wants us to actually win these wars of choice actually are right now.

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 17:33 | 1584038 High Plains Drifter
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any admission at this monkey trial by germans was under duress, you can believe that. this trial was bogus and a big scam and everyone knew it. the real war criminals were eisenhower and churchill and many people in their prospective administration.  both of these two scumbags  were traitors to their own people and their own countries and to humanity...........

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 11:40 | 1583374 Heroic Couplet
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People who didn't want regulation are now getting Regulation with a capital letter R. The lobby whore money they've spent in DC now looks like wasted money. The Republican tax cuts have been in place for a decade. It's wealth that has gone into private pockets and there's nothing the Republican leadership can do about other than conclude they've shot themselves in the cowboy boot.

Congress appoval is at 15%. by extension, that't the approval rating for Michele Bachmann, Mitch McConnell, John Boehner, and Ron Paul. Ron was going to grill Ben Bernanke. What happened to that? Legislation starts in the House of Representatives. What have Bachmann and Paul introduced? Nothing. If they can't muster and influence in the House, they'll never do it as President adn the former American middle class knows it in a way that Rupert Murdoch, Roger Ailes, and Rush cannot do anything about.

ALL Congressional Republicans need to be out looking for jobs in the US and filming the process with Faux cameras and the ACORN pimp and prostitute. Show us the application, the submission, the wait for the interview. The Bush tax cuts have been in place for a decade. If Congressional Republicans can't do that, then they need to be called liars, to their face, voted out of office and kept out of office. If you're unemployed, you need to conduct your job search from a Republican's office. Republicans need to be intimately familiar with your steps.

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