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Guest Post: The New Drug of Choice In The White House, Federal Reserve and Treasury: Delusionol (tm)

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Submitted by Charles Hugh Smith from Of Two Minds

The New Drug of Choice in the White House, Federal Reserve and Treasury: Delusionol (tm)

If you just want to suppress the symptoms but leave the financial disease untouched, Delusionol (tm) is the drug of choice.

Inside sources are reporting that there's a new drug of choice circulating in the hallways of power--the White House, Federal Reserve and the Treasury Department--and it's a perfectly legal prescription psychotropic: Delusionol (tm). Delusionol works by activating the parts of the brain that replace cognition and reasoning with positive fantasies.

For example, a driver on Delusionol might run over a person in a wheelchair, bounce off a fire hydrant and send a baby carriage hurtling into a brick wall, and they would be happily convinced that they were an excellent driver.

Now you understand why Delusionol is being gulped in vast quantities in the halls of power: the guys (and yes, it's mostly guys) really want to believe the "economic recovery" they've been hyping, and since it's rationally preposterous, they need a drug to suppress recognition that their policies have only made the financial disease worse and stimulate a delusional belief in the fantasy of "recovery."

What can you say about someone who knows household incomes are falling, inflation and unemployment are much higher than officially reported, all the jobs created out of thin air by the birth-death model of small business employment are bogus, yet they "believe the recovery is self-sustaining"? They're obviously on Delusionol.

Unfortunately, like many other prescription drugs passed out in the tens of millions, Delusionol is highly addictive. Once you experience the "high" of believing that suppressing symptoms is the same as actually solving problems, it's almost impossible to return to reality, where actions and policies still have consequences, often unintended and often horrendously destructive--for example ZIRP (zero interest rate policy).

Even worse, the most blatant lies (for example, the birth-death model fabrication of phantom jobs, the illusory "declining rate of unemployment," the fantasy that cutting 1% of the Federal budget will make a difference in a budget that is 40% borrowed money, and so on) are suddenly "real" to the person on Delusionol.

No sane person would believe that one corporation with $40 billion annual profit can juice a stock market worth $14 trillion, but folks on Delusionol will believe any absurdity if it's presented as "real." They have literally lost the ability to discern between fantasy and reality.

Sadly, White House staffers on Delusionol have been seen planning the re-election party in November 2012, as if the global economy isn't imploding and as if that won't take down the precarious, "all inventory stuffing plus Apple earnings" U.S. stock market and economy.

The debt-clogged financial arteries of the nation are about to burst, but the Delusionol-tripping "leaders" in the White GHouse, Fed and Treasury are confident the economy is ready for a sprint, or a 10K run, heck, even a marathon.

Anything's believable to a drug-addled sap on Delusionol.

Delusionol is a parody. It is not a real drug.

 

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Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:49 | 2380345 JustObserving
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When reality is so bleak, you gotta be delusional.  Besides, your job depends on it.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:49 | 2380353 LawsofPhysics
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Precisely why drinking remains the curse of the working class. (and why certain drugs remain legal, while others do not)

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:55 | 2380371 hedgeless_horseman
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Most traders I know are seriously abusing Havidol.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:56 | 2380380 NOTfromSanFrancisco
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to h h...

Havidol... HAVIDOL!!!... I love that one too!...

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:24 | 2380442 Hard1
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DELUSIONOL 100

 Drug Facts

Active Ingredients:

ZIRP   0.25 grams

QE     2.5 Teragrams

Debt Spending  15 Teragrams

Directions:  Adults and children 12 years and over:  Take one tablet daily and one on every downtick of the S&P.  Continue to use if symptoms persist and use even more if they insist on persisting.  WARNING:  Secondary effects may include diarrhea, vomiting, either hiperinflation or deflation and return to the barter system.

Ask a doctor if you have a fiat currency system

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:27 | 2380466 Paul Atreides
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Have you heard about the new drug they have for lesbians? It's called Trycoxagan

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:31 | 2380475 Bastiat
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Do not use Trycoxagan if you have had an addadictomy.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:56 | 2380507 Richard Chesler
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heh, and all this time I've been thinking they were just a bunch of corrupt, lying scumbags.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 13:13 | 2380568 Pladizow
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Antidote: Fukital

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 14:21 | 2380713 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Quay Lewd: "I know you're out there, you white punks on dope! I see you! Aaaaaaagh!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJfbO-iBkZI

 

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 13:09 | 2380559 Calmyourself
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You know what you call a lesbian dinosaur?  Lickalotapuss

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 16:04 | 2380995 tmosley
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17.5 teragrams!?  I can't swallow that!

Good news!  It's a suppository!

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 23:48 | 2381728 StychoKiller
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Taking Debtrol™ or Spenditol™ with Delusionol™ is contra-indicated!

 

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:30 | 2380473 Normalcy Bias
Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:46 | 2380497 MarsInScorpio
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Went to the site - took the test. I'm on the brink . . .

 

Congratulations on a seriously funny web site. Can't wait to share it with my friends!!

 

(I wonder how many will think it's a real deal??? Probably more than you'd ever want to imagine.)

-30-

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 13:23 | 2380398 pods
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I would also add that's why every single weekend of the year can be stuffed with non stop circuses geared towards young men.

Better to have them drunk in front of the TV than to be discussing the state of things over coffee and reloading dies.

pods

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 13:24 | 2380603 Jonas Parker
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I thought work was the curse of the drinking class...

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:19 | 2380446 William Murderface
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Ah man!  I was ready with credit card in hand to get some until that last sentence. 

Thanks for the dry hump.   :( 

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:22 | 2380455 Gully Foyle
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While this post is an attempt at humor, something that NEVER is mentioned are the drugs politicians are on.

I recall  Powell mentioning how the Bush WH lived on Ambien.

(http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&add...

"Secretary Powell: Yes. Well, I wouldn’t call them that. They’re a wonderful medication — not medication. How would you call it? They’re called ambien, which is very good. You don’t use ambien? Everybody here uses ambien."

http://www.btcnews.com/btcnews/1238

Are Bush administration officials high on more than life?)

We have sleep meds, pick me ups, Anitdepressants, Blood pressure meds, Cholesterol drugs, and whatever else gets these aging power mongers through the day.

It's like they are Seventies housewives living out Mothers little helper.

No wonder policy is all fucked up.

We all make REALLY REALLY BAD decisions when doped to the gills.

I doubt one of these people have a firm grasp on reality, with all the drugs and social isolation.

Maybe someone should do a research project on what are the most common drugs prescribed to politicos and what the side effects are.

It would help we peons comprehend the mechanism of fuckupedness we labor under.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 13:07 | 2380556 Rainman
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Poor bastards....they used to be able to smoke like chimneys and drink like fish and snag a few interns on the sneak. Now look at them !

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 15:14 | 2380881 Amish Hacker
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I know. They can't even have a few beers and go quail hunting without some old guy getting shot in the face.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:34 | 2380478 vast-dom
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Ty you slipping! Delusional has been the drug of choice at the White House for years now!

 

The new drug is actually Retardorall (tm).

 

 

 

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 13:41 | 2380629 reTARD
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And you people think I'm crazy... I've been on both Delusionol (tm) and Retardorall (tm) for decades already when Emperor Greenspan first introduced me to them. That's why we never see recessions!

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:59 | 2380532 azusgm
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You gotta be delusional to think "they" is a singular pronoun.

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 04:54 | 2434395 jaffa
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The head of a treasury is typically known as a treasurer. This position may not necessarily have the final control over the actions of the treasury, particularly if they are not an elected representative. Thanks.
Regards,
online translation services

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:48 | 2380346 CuriousPasserby
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I just finished reading "When Money Dies" about the Weimar hyperinflation and the parallels to today are scary! European leaders were having meetings every few months about how to collect war debts from the losers who had no money, and the bank printing the money kept claiming that printing money didn't cause inflation, they only printed what was needed in the economy as prices rose!

 

For PM hoarders you'll be glad to know that not everyone was hurt by the inflation. Profiteers who had hard currency got rich while pensioners, bondholders and people with bank accounts were wiped out. But a lot of the profiteers were Jews and their profiteering while others suffered is probably what helped  ignite the holocaust.

 

So if you plan to get rich when the dollar tumbles, don't go around wearing three furs you got from an impoverished widow and showing off your success.

 

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:52 | 2380356 Everybodys All ...
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How did people do who were short the markets?

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:06 | 2380407 hedgeless_horseman
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How did people do who were long the market?

In nominal terms, great!

In real terms, not so great.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:18 | 2380444 CuriousPasserby
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The German stock market went way up in Marks because people put their money there, but in dollars it was way down.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:55 | 2380374 Abitdodgie
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If Delusionol had been around in the Weimar days they would never of been in the trouble they were , thanks " Delusionol" I can finally get my life back  , ( side effects include selling gold , buying stocks , trusting CNBC .)

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 13:28 | 2380611 Jonas Parker
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"When Money Dies" is an absolute "must read". I sent a copy to each of my six grown kids. I just hope that they read it and heed it,

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:49 | 2380351 Decolat
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It's in the water supply in my whole town, apparently.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:51 | 2380357 SDRII
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how much of the ongoing drop in govt spend running through GDP is to manage through the debt ceiling debate? if at all?

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:53 | 2380363 jus_lite_reading
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I wasn't one to buy in the whole NWO stuff but, I have to say it seems more likely everyday!!

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:53 | 2380364 carbonmutant
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Is it more addictive than iphones?

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 20:30 | 2381480 TheFourthStooge-ing
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carbonmutant asked:

Is it more addictive than iphones?

The iPhone is one of the recommended methods of dispensing Delusionol.

In a similar manner, Corazine is dispensed via vaporizer.

 

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:54 | 2380366 Village Smithy
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I know so many people who are on that stuff! Fuck they are annoying though.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:54 | 2380367 machinegear
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Isn't Delusional used to make Meth?

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:00 | 2380396 NOTfromSanFrancisco
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actually machine gear...

Meth is in Delusional...

The belief is, the faster the money supply is increased, the better the effects... Hence, the need for speed...

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:07 | 2380420 machinegear
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NOTfromSanFran, if that is the case... then when hyperinflation hits from the increased money supply it stands to reason that everyone on Delusional need not worry about outrageous food prices in the absence of teeth. So, I think we're ok taking 2 Delusional per day.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:11 | 2380428 NOTfromSanFrancisco
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to machinegear...

Agreed... and still laughing...

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 13:23 | 2380602 azusgm
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Hyperinflation will hit from the increased money velocity, not the supply. Money meth with the expanded supply of Bernanke bucks will be a big problemo.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:54 | 2380369 q99x2
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14 trillion is all the stock market is worth? Wow we are doomed. Central banks can print that up in minutes.

Banksters can rehypothecate it in seconds.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:00 | 2380391 SheepDog-One
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The 'stock markets' are the least relevant indicator of anything, but people have been trained to believe stock markets are the ONLY relevant thing, like the stupid gullable sheeple they are. We can have collapsing real conditions, and someone flips the green switch on the rigged FED controlled markets and EVERYONE suddenly thinks all must be well. Theyre really trained the sheeple herd quite well.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 13:29 | 2380613 azusgm
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The closing prints for the DOW, Nazz, and S&P function as sources of reassurance for the people with money in 401(k)s. The PPT pumps the close and the families eat out and go shopping.

Delusionol with a Hopium chaser. Bullish.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:55 | 2380372 NOTfromSanFrancisco
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Hahahahahahahahahaha...

I LOVE the disclaimer at the bottom of the article!...

 

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 15:20 | 2380893 Amish Hacker
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"No delusions were harmed in the making of this parody."

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:56 | 2380373 Arnold Ziffel
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wow.

 

(Reuters) - More than 1 million Americans who have taken out mortgages in the past two years now owe more on their loans than their homes are worth, and Federal Housing Administration loans that require only a tiny down payment are partly to blame.

"I'm at least $80,000 under water," Opalka told Reuters. "We never expected to go under water. We never expected prices to fall like they have. We definitely didn't see this coming. If I'd known this, we probably would have rented."

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/04/26/us-usa-housing-negative-idUSBR...

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:03 | 2380402 SheepDog-One
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$80,000 underwater, lol,...'We never expected THAT!' 

Yea, nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition! The Spanish Inquisition - YouTube

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:07 | 2380417 NOTfromSanFrancisco
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to Arnold...

WOW is right!...

"If I'd known this, we PROBABLY would have rented."??? Probably???... Seriously???...

I guess my perception that everyone must have been a doctor or lawer but me during the R.E. boom was a little wrong... To know that greed exists is one thing, but to know the level of its existence, that is a whole 'nother animal...

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:10 | 2380425 buzzsaw99
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Opalka is full of crap. He would have done exactly the same. He put little down, got free rent for who knows how long. He is no worse off than before and willl do it again as soon as the gubbermint backs another loan. Buy a new car next Opalka, free cash back!

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:14 | 2380438 Normalcy Bias
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That last sentence sounds about right coming from someone who had the foresight to actually buy a house near Orlando within the last few years...

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:55 | 2380375 lesterbegood
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Cure for Delusional - Handcuffs and a grand jury.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:57 | 2380379 pods
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I am so going to ask my doctor if delusionol is right for me!

I wonder if this is the infamous blue pill that Morpheus spoke of?

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:57 | 2380381 Sabremesh
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"Delusionol is a parody. It is not a real drug."

Thanks for that. It takes the shine off a humorous article when the writer explains the joke like you're a moron.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:14 | 2380426 SheepDog-One
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Lesson #1 for any comedian/satirist, NEVER tell a joke and then feel you have to go on to explain it.  

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:20 | 2380448 hedgeless_horseman
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Maybe this is why psychotherapy isn't funny?

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 15:22 | 2380898 Amish Hacker
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Dr. Hacker doesn't think you're a real horsie, Hedgeless, but until we make sure, get down off the couch.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:21 | 2380451 Liposuction
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That happens to me all the time.  My jokes are usually like Dennis Miller's though: Pretty intelectual and unfunny to anyone not at least 60% nerd or child of the 80's.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:48 | 2380499 insanelysane
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The writer had no choice.  The FDA and IRS showed up at his door looking for documentation and a check.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:11 | 2380431 WAMO556
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Moron!!

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:21 | 2380452 Abitdodgie
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Most people are morons , I just like to think that most people on ZH are not .

Sat, 04/28/2012 - 04:08 | 2381864 malek
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Yeah thanks, only comments like yours are even worse.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:59 | 2380386 moonman
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Side effects include..........

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:00 | 2380393 ziggy59
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From Hopium to Delusionol ... Things are looking up..

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:00 | 2380395 WhyDoesItHurtWh...
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  sounds like the same effect religion has on some people.

  "opiate of the masses"

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:10 | 2380427 WAMO556
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If you look closely at my picture, you can see that I am graphically showing you what I think of your post!!!

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 13:15 | 2380571 WhyDoesItHurtWh...
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If you click on this link you will grapically know what I think of you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfE_98yy2iw&feature=related

and your "Necrodestination"

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:01 | 2380400 carbonmutant
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Reality is passe...

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:12 | 2380422 Zero Govt
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I defo thought they were on/smokin something

i mean Bummas speech writers can't even lie professionally, his speeches contain more contradictions than an EPA directive on pink slime

And don't forget what happens if you overdose on Delusionol ...you get 'delusionabubble' ...symptoms are spending what you haven't got and Nancy Peloski saying she's going to cut $4 Trillion from the deficit but not even managing 4 Cents ...i think we're there!

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:15 | 2380434 SheepDog-One
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Don't laugh TOO much about the drug 'parodies', while things like Hopium and Delusional are jokes, the CIA keeping the puppet operatives psychotropically drugged is not a joke at all.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:16 | 2380441 MFL8240
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Funny article but the fact is that this is a planned distortion of facts by a courrpt cartel with a man in charge who is a blatent liar and pathetic example of a leader.  Its time to end the games and the jokes, none of this is funny anymore, we need to focus on Obama, he is the problem and he needs to be out of office.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:22 | 2380453 SheepDog-One
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Obama is just a central bankster puppet, being angry at him is about as useful and being outraged at what a ventriliquists dummy says to you. We need to focus on the central bankster organization.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 13:32 | 2380619 azusgm
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Don't lose sight of Eric Holder either.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:25 | 2380461 carbonmutant
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The president has a list of individuals who aren't taking the blue pill...

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142405270230472330457736828060452491...

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:29 | 2380464 ebworthen
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Delusionol - allows one to believe that things will always be as they were, and can only get better.

 

This despite: 

  1. porous borders
  2. off-shoring career employment
  3. debasement of the currency hand-in-hand with individual liberty
  4. a Supine Court bent on leveraging the Kleptoligarchy
  5. equivocating career politicians
  6. crumbling infrastructure
  7. race/gender/age baiting polarization
  8. propping up a Communist slave empire for the sake of cheap electronics and plastic crap
  9. parasitic "health"care corporations and insurance schemes
  10. yellow press
  11. propaganda media
  12. CORZINING
  13. and punishing savers and the responsible while rewarding sloth, greed, and concupiscence.

I'm sure I left something out...

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 17:45 | 2381215 zoomer
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I'm sure I left something out..

Excellent list but, might I suggest, that the Real #1 is an international cabal of predatory financiers, the rest easily follow.

See JR's excellent post below.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:31 | 2380471 SheepDog-One
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'Those on Delusionol believe the economy is about ready to win a 10K, or even a marathon'!

Nah, they really dont think that, they just think if they say it enough we'll believe it and not revolt. In reality they know theyve got nothin and theyre just trying to buy a bit of time because theyre screwed and whats coming next is going to be REAL bad. All in my opinion anyway.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:33 | 2380476 williambanzai7
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THE HOPIUM BEN

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 13:30 | 2380615 JR
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Banzai, you are the greatest.  In a world of free speech and true supply and demand, you would be recognized nationally as The Great Communicator. The visual images are more than humor and more than skilled artwork (although they are both), but more, they are profound statements at a time when profound statements can help save our country.

J.R.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 13:04 | 2380545 Snakeeyes
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Good one!

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 13:07 | 2380555 lolmao500
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Lots of people don't even need it, they are already high on the Obama kool-aid.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 13:16 | 2380576 JR
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It is not spending like a maniac for an American with zero interest from his retirement funds to try to salvage some of the value of his stored labor by spending some of it on assets, say a small rental, that may provide at least some protection from total wipeout.

There are two groups of Americans involved in the economic crisis: the perpetrators of the robbery of the nation’s wealth and the victims of that robbery. Yes, many of the perpetrators find it convenient to be delusional or positive about the turn of events, preferring not to look in the mirror and see the face of a criminal, but how does a veteran congressman or Fortune 500 executive who is not isolated from what’s really transpiring succeed in telling himself or herself that their eyes are lying to the them? Plenty of cash and prostitute payoffs are a big help.

As for the Americans who are the victims of this robbery, it is hard to be delusional when you’ve lost your home, or lost your savings, or your job, and now see that you are losing your country as well. These delusional types, of course, are not recognized by the media; in other words, when the robber class forces the victims to choose between two crooked politicians or to choose between high risk equity investments and/or high risk real estate and/or negative interest savings, the ultimate reality of the nation’s impoverishment will hardly be delusional for those on Delusionol – when all collapses and the public demands their heads.

Today’s handful of wealthy, powerful, and well-connected men “who constitute the core of the network of power have the same ruthless, single-minded, lust for power” as did the other “robber barons” of long ago who amassed their fortunes and power by manipulating politicians and the capitalist system “so as to crush competition and dominate industry and commerce,”  in the words of Robert H. Goldsborough.

Was it not former AIG CEO Maurice Greenberg who several years ago was identified by Washington Dateline as “one of the four network of power insiders”?   Was it not AIG that had “a near monopoly of the general insurance policies written in Communist China” and was it not AIG that had “the power to favorably influence America’s policy towards Red China and thus enhance AIG’s profits.”

And was it not Maurice Greenberg, CEO of the American International Group (AIG), one of the world’s largest insurance companies and financial conglomerates, and vice chairman of the Council on Foreign Relations, the shadow government that manipulates and dictates U.S. foreign, domestic, and financial policies, who had direct access to the White House and Congressional offices whenever he chose to enter?

Was it not chief fraudsters at AIG and Goldman Sachs who fleeced the American public of billions in the Bush-Obama bailouts? Was it not Joshua B. Bolten, former executive director of legal and governmental affairs at Goldman Sachs, who became Chief of Staff for President George W. Bush in April 2006, who recruited Henry Paulson, CEO of Goldman Sachs, to become Treasury Secretary in July 2006? Was it not Paulson who crafted the AIG bailout in which Goldman Sachs was the largest single recipient of this money? Has anything changed, but the names?

Ironically from the lips that lie comes a truth, i.e., former Sen. Jon Corzine (D-NJ) who said in 2001: “What…is best for Hank Greenberg (and Goldman Sachs)…may not always be what’s best for the American taxpayer.”

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 13:22 | 2380598 Fix It Again Timmy
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Why be burdened when you can be deluded...

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 13:51 | 2380652 BlackholeDivestment
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 ...all aboard http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOZtk5P7R 

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Thessalonians%202:%2010-11&version=KJV 

...it's good to see (a bit of) humor, when dealing with people on Delusionol, it's the best antidote.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 14:10 | 2380690 youngman
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Delusionol ...its not a river in Egypt......

 

Something is bothering me.....is it anyone else....it seems to me the V-8 is firing on all cylinders for QE´s...from the USA..the EU...Britain, and Japan....they let a little slip last night......but the fiat markets are just kind of stagnant......so is the gold market.....when to me...I think the fiat markets should be moving alot more than they are...??????  So me thinks Kemosabe....that there are meetings going on right now....to start a new currency.....a Western currency....its just to quiet in this storm...any one else getting tingles down their back?????

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 16:51 | 2381100 nick howdy
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Anything is possible youngman...Bottom line, in order to preserve the ponz..Something pretty outrageous will have to happen soon. (More outrageous that the outrageousness that's already occurred and you were previously and currently outraged about.)

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 14:11 | 2380691 alfred b.
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    Sorry guys, Obama can't be burdened with running the country this week 'cause he needs to prepare his lines and jabs for the WH Correspondents Dinner this Saturday...rumor is he might be doing some singing too!

    Obama to gaithner:  "hey timmah, any good jokes about greed and high finance that you could help me with???"

 

 

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 14:17 | 2380707 reason_1
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Word is Dr Krugman is writing prescriptions via phone consult only and a daily reading of his blog which has been shown to increase the effects.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 14:40 | 2380743 P'Od_Accountant
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removed

 

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 14:35 | 2380747 rocketanne
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Does nobody watch reruns of the Simpsons?  The drug of choice these days is Ignoritol.  

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 15:29 | 2380909 Amish Hacker
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For those who have been taking too much Dammitol. Unless Ignoritol is administered in time, the patient may develop a craving for Enditol.

Sat, 04/28/2012 - 00:03 | 2381738 StychoKiller
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Would you rather chow down on some "Takeitinthe aspirin"?

After ingesting Nogaine™, chase it with some Noballsatol™! :>D

Sun, 04/29/2012 - 14:52 | 2383794 Sokhmate
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To cope with all the shit around me, I'm heavily dependant on Fukitol.

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