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Sat, 12/17/2011 - 16:07 | 1990191 nope-1004
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How do you spell IOU in french?  DOA?  POS?


Sat, 12/17/2011 - 16:18 | 1990211 Buckaroo Banzai
Sat, 12/17/2011 - 18:49 | 1990388 JoeSexPack
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I fart in your general direction...

Sun, 12/18/2011 - 15:22 | 1991964 JoeSexPack
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The French knight in the above Monty Python link says these words, FYI.


I still laugh at their comic genius.

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 19:49 | 1990466 Schmuck Raker
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AMF? <=oops, that's Spanish

Sun, 12/18/2011 - 02:05 | 1990821 StychoKiller
Sun, 12/18/2011 - 06:44 | 1991053 WhiteNight123129
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Well the current form of IOU should probably be called "Assignats"

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 16:11 | 1990195 terryfuckwit
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french have gold??


Sat, 12/17/2011 - 16:42 | 1990246 GeneMarchbanks
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Sure do Mr.fuckwit. Maybe the Brits can start buying theirs back now, I mean, after it 'crashed'...

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 16:45 | 1990248 GeneMarchbanks
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double penetration

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 17:07 | 1990284 philipat
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Brown bottom?

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 21:26 | 1990575 prains
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Sat, 12/17/2011 - 16:13 | 1990199 LookingWithAmazement
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GEAB N°60 is available! Global systemic crisis – USA 2012/2016: An insolvent and ungovernable country


So then. A pro-euro argument, anti-UK/US/money printing/euroscepticism. The Angelsaksian world is doomed, it appears. The euro will survive, as I said many times before. Merry Christmas, happy 2012 and ... buy some euros :)

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 16:59 | 1990276 earleflorida
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Sat, 12/17/2011 - 17:01 | 1990279 lolmao500
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I like LEAP, but really they have a big blind spot... they think the euro will survive... which is total fail.

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 18:33 | 1990374 LookingWithAmazement
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Yep, they're turning more and more pro-Europe.

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 18:37 | 1990376 Use of Weapons
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What the fuck happened to: "Crisis? What Crisis?" or "Boring World we live in" ??

I used to look forward to your posts as the voice of true British "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON". Now, I can only imagine the apocalypse is happening.


The voice of 'reason' when moving from calm stoicism to mentioning words such as "DOOOM" becomes the canary in the mineshaft. 




p.s. How's that Xmas Bonus?

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 21:02 | 1990552 Atomizer
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GEAB N°60 is available! Global systemic crisis

I was once a paying member, those loons are completely in denial. LEAP news reporting is comparable to watching the STRATFOR video channel. We all live and learn from our mistakes... I did.

Sun, 12/18/2011 - 02:19 | 1990849 StychoKiller
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Before the end, the forces of darkness that you work for, will desert you and all their promises to you will be abandoned.

Soon everyone will have to choose between what is easy, and what is Right.  You have been warned.

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 16:14 | 1990200 gangland
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ot, meanhile back in iowa rick perry says he wants herman cain for secdef ftw!

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 16:15 | 1990202 terryfuckwit
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British banks recapped or rehypo'ed

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 16:21 | 1990205 GeneMarchbanks
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'They are about to have a funding problem and that is one of the many issues that the much maligned ratings agencies are concerned about.'

Right. Nice cover for the completely irrelevant, backwarding looking rating agencies...

I stand corrected after visiting your site. Clive are you covering for the banking shills in the City of London? What a fucking ponce you are old Clive.

Sun, 12/18/2011 - 16:57 | 1992109 Lets Hang Parliament
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I meant to put "much maligned" in quotes ie sarc on.

They got castigated for the MBS "AAA" debacle - quite rightly - but now when they dare to suggest that France is a bucket of merde the "drowning" governor of the "Bonk" de France makes the following comment

"Frankly, the agencies have become incomprehensible and irrational. They threaten even when states have taken strong and positive decisions," Noyer said. "One could think that the use of agencies to guide investors is no longer valid."

Yes of course they have lost any credibility they ever had (the square root of "f" all...) but at least they are closer to the truth than la Noyer et all who are living in a state of total "Cognitive Dissonance"

As I said in an earlier "View" - final para


"not least of all the possible loss of French triple AAA sovereign debt status; assuming any of the ratings agencies are feeling that brave. If you live anywhere near S&P’s or Moody’s offices in Paris do make sure your fire insurance is up to date…"

I didnt think for a minute that Fitch would put themselves on the top of the bonfire!

"Covering for the City banking shills?" "Ponce?" Pas moi mon brave

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 16:17 | 1990206 Azannoth
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.. so let's skip to the chase, who's the fastest Horse at the Glue Factory?

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 16:19 | 1990213 bank guy in Brussels
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From Ambrose Evans-Pritchard in the UK Telegraph, arguing that the one sense in which the UK is 'better off' is the ability to print its own currency to avoid default:

« Mr Noyer is very confused if he thinks that Britain should be downgraded because of its higher inflation rate. The rating agencies evaluate default risk consisting of contractual non-payment.

Countries that pursue stealth default through inflation devalue the real burden of their debt and therefore reduce the risk of technical default. This is well understood by the markets. They actually improve their rating potential – so long as they don't push their luck and go
too far.

(The looming danger in Europe is in any case deflation. The EMU money supply is contracting. That really does raise default risk.)

The deeper point is that Britain has the shock absorber of its own central bank, acting as lender of last resort.

In other words, there is an implicit rating discount on EMU membership. Neither Noyer or Baroin, or Fillon for that matter, seem to understand this. Perhaps they cannot do so, given what it implies about the nature of monetary union. ...

All in all, I would say that French and British debt burdens and public finances are just about as bad as each other. »


Sat, 12/17/2011 - 16:25 | 1990218 GeneMarchbanks
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Remind me now where is Pritchard from? Nice to see him being 'objective' though.

Who has more gold?

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 16:41 | 1990243 onebir
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France, by quite a bit (& maybe the ECB has some too?).

But (untramelled money-printing ability - which I think should be an obvious tie-breaker on it's own - and previous recap of banks aside) Britain won't be on the hook to bail out Euro area countries, the banking system is somewhat less exposed to them, and the duration of govt debt is quite a bit longer.

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 17:00 | 1990262 johny2
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Ambrose Evans PRickard is as bad as Noyer. In fact, I can not understand that anyone with a serious interest in economy can read that pricks collumns. His main line is that having your own currency is more important than anything, including manifacturing industry, commodities or at least a healthy low level of debt. 

Rating agencies are a bunch of overpayed crony expensive restaurant dwellers. How else could countries like UK and France have ratings higher than for example Brazil : 

Brazil: Commodities, Agriculture, Young population, Interest rates 10% inflation 6% aproximatelly, Industry protected, debt of 55-65% to GDP, under 6% unemployment and a investment rating of BBB

UK & France : Few commodities, Subsidied Agriculture, Ageing population. Interest rates close to 0 inflation around 4%, Industry left to die, debt above Brazils, unemployment above Brazils and investment rating of AAA

Sun, 12/18/2011 - 10:10 | 1991236 Boeing Boy
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You have clearly never been to Brazil

Sun, 12/18/2011 - 19:14 | 1992300 johny2
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I have been many times to Brazil, UK and France. But even if I havent been there, it would be easy to see that UK and France are actually Bankrupt, while with all this "Crises", Brazil has managed to grow with interest rates 0f 11% ( far above the 6% inflation rate) and unemployment of 6%. Yeah, I know many of Brazils problems, and it is far from a perfect society, but it has much sounder economy and perspective than UK and France. Therefore the ratings are all wrong, result of the crony failed model of rating agencies.

You obviously jump to conclusions too easy, may have a future in banking if it survives.

Sun, 12/18/2011 - 01:49 | 1990797 disabledvet
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i don't disagree with a word you have said. so tell me: "where is this reflected in the market place?" i see where it's reflected in The Street as people protest massively something that I imagine could not possibly happen in Belgium (and i am being serious.) Just asking of course. Also "wouldn't you like an explanation as to how Greek yields can get so high" as opposed to this article? To me i still havn't heard a single logical explanation as to why Greece is "off the scales" when it comes to a debt catastrophe. I simply don't get it. Maybe they pissed the wrong people off "at the dinner party." Ooooo. Welll...naughty naughty!

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 16:21 | 1990214 Shylockracy
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Now tell me, how ironic is that, that the French central bank honcho's name means "to drown"?

La France va se "noyer" dans ses dettes et ses mensonges...

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 16:32 | 1990229 gangland
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Il est démontré, disait-il, que les choses ne peuvent être autrement; car tout étant fait pour une fin, tout est nécessairement pour la meilleure fin.

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 16:41 | 1990242 Shylockracy
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Sauf erreur de ma part, cet extrait ressort du Candide de Voltaire, n'est-ce pas?

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 16:59 | 1990272 gangland
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yup ; )

je tiens à le sortir de temps en temps.

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 17:17 | 1990287 falak pema
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vous citez le meilleur polémiste de la France, c'est déja ça! 

If I had to quote one american poet-writer it would be Tennessee Williams : a street-car named desire...Just that title is a poem in itself. Or 'cat on a hot tin roof'...He also wrote...sweet bird of youth and Night of the Iguana...all made into superb movies.

BTW : Noyer, like in ronce de noyer means...walnut. So you have a choice : he drowns or he is a nutty burr.

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 17:33 | 1990318 gangland
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williams is excellent, i have him tied for first with albee.



Sat, 12/17/2011 - 16:31 | 1990226 philipat
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The bond markets will decide, presumably based on duration, fiscal actions and ability to control same. Meanwhile, it's tragic that senior officials in ANY country resort to such childish rhetoric to obfuscate problems closer to home. Where is the quality of leadership these days?

Sun, 12/18/2011 - 01:52 | 1990802 disabledvet
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Where indeed! Now let's start taking orders for the bubbly for a Zero Hedge Commentariat bash!

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 16:35 | 1990235 ThrivingAdmistC...
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The rivalry between England and France continues.  The form changes, but I would never expect these 2 countries to have really friendly relations with eachother.

Economic Collapse

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 16:39 | 1990239 Misean
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When two people are falling sans parachute from several thousand feet, it doesn't really matter who hits the jagged rocks below first.

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 16:43 | 1990249 ebworthen
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I'm guessing that French 10 year will hit 5% by March.

The flight to U.S. 10 year is a harbinger; when Bundesbank and ECB and IMF run out of cash to buy Spanish, Italian, and then French bonds the SHTF.

FED may step in to purchase, but under the covers.

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 16:50 | 1990263 PulauHantu29
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Demise of another Welfare State.

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 17:16 | 1990294 Banksters
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I hate when people write shit about things they don't know anything about.  I guess it made sense to you when you wrote it.  Contrary to your statement, the biggest welfare state involves the banksters who get guarantees while everyone else gets the shaft.   Immunity from prosecution is bad, either.



Sun, 12/18/2011 - 02:01 | 1990817 disabledvet
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this is the critical point. when you go down the road to "debt hell" you have to get your savings from somewhere else. look at Reagan as your example: they obliterated the bulk of the Cold War active duty miltary and created a "business as tax collector" system. All government became Federal Government as the 50 states and just as obviously all are formerly great cities have been left to wither on the vine of Federal largesse. My guess would be a similar thing will happen in Europe as a "Federal financial capital" is created (apparently in Brussels interestingly enough) that will..."do what it can" to maintain the generous payout systems currently in place. What's the media like in Brussels? Is it about to "suddenly become mega-massive"? I wonder.

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 17:00 | 1990268 falak pema
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I gave you my spiel on the french version of liquidity crunch. If the ECB back room bazooka works, there will be no liquidity crunch in 2012.  Its the insolvency which is the bitch in Euroland as Merkel will NOT let the banks fire wall and will NOT let Eurobonds to form. 2013 onwards will stay a bitch. 

Pas de "credit crunch" en vue, selon Frédéric Oudéa


according to french murmurings, the notational write downs of all and sundry makes triple A loss relatively painless for France according to official circles...just saying. France becomes like the others, where AAA is now AA+...


Sat, 12/17/2011 - 17:10 | 1990285 The 100 Trillio...
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There's a joke doing the rounds in the UK:

Q: What's the capital of France?

A: €2.50


Sat, 12/17/2011 - 17:59 | 1990339 smiler03
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Tree Fiddy?

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 17:12 | 1990288 midgetrannyporn
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France thinks their shit doesn't stink and that their champagne is worth 3X more than anyone elses. Whatever.

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