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Secretly Serviced

I don’t understand the furore around Obama’s secret service handlers being (ahem) secretly serviced by Colombian hookers.

To writers like myself who specialise in salacious analogies, the incident was a gift. To the rest of the press, who don’t normally get to write about such matters, it was an excuse to shoot off pent-up sexual frustration. So I can understand the press pushing the story just the way Bill Clinton pushes expensive cigar cases (enthusiastically, by all accounts).

The worry, apparently, is the potential to compromise the President’s security. Rep. Peter King, chairman of the House committee that oversees the Secret Service, says the key question is whether the prostitutes could have accessed “any data or information that could have compromised the president of the United States or made an enemy force aware of the practices and procedures of the Secret Service.”

But surely this applies to all sexual relationships, not strictly ones for money? Surely prostitutes are absolutely the safest kind of liaisons? After all, why would a foreign agent trying to sequester intelligence information try and charge the American agent for sex? If you were setting a honey trap, why would you create some barrier to entry, such as a fee? There’s playing hard to get, and then there’s playing easy to brush off, and that would be the latter.

And certainly there does not appear to have been any breach of security, or danger to the President’s life. The agents were on their downtime, spending their own money. So isn’t this really a personal matter for betrayed spouses?

Doesn’t the government have better things to worry about than the sexual conduct of their employees? Like — oh I don’t know — the $15 trillion national debt? Or spiralling long term unemployment? Certainly there is no suggestion that any of the women involved were forced, or were trafficked.

The outburst that comes to mind comes from Janet “Big Sis” Napolitano who claimed their actions were “inexcusable”. Really? Engaging in consensual sexual acts for money is inexcusable, but blowing up innocent women and children in drone strikes in Pakistan is just fine?

This just seems like more encroachment by big government into the sex lives of individuals. Here’s some news for you Sec. Napolitano: men sometimes like having sex with hookers. Hookers like the money. Voluntary transactions between consenting adults make the world go round.

Deal with it.


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Thu, 04/26/2012 - 07:51 | 2376018 Change-In-Trend
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    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:15 | 2376077 LongSoupLine
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    Irony defined:


    The worlds old profession (job) being supported by men whos job is to protect the worlds best profession (job) destroyer.


    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:34 | 2376126 Gully Foyle
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    One would think Pimp is the worldest oldest profession.

    Women trading sex for favors just makes them housewives.

    Pimpin be hard, and them bitches sometimes don't want to earn. Or they want to keep the benjamins.


    A Pimp Named Slickback: Did you know that at least 75% of bitches suffer from some kind of hearing loss? This alarming statistic means that, more likely than not, talking is not the most effective way to communicate with a bitch. That's when you have to hit her.
    Tom Dubois: Whoa, what?
    A Pimp Named Slickback: You tell her what you want her to do. If she say no, hit the bitch! Simple.
    Tom Dubois: But I couldn't hit Sarah. I couldn't hit *any* woman.
    A Pimp Named Slickback: Has *not* hitting the bitch been working? I mean, scientifically speaking, has not hitting the bitch achieved the desired result?
    Tom Dubois: No way! I just, I can't, I couldn't, I won't!
    A Pimp Named Slickback: Tom, take a deep breath. It's okay, people have phobias. Some niggas can't cross bridges, you can't go upside a bitch's head. Okay, we can beat this.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 09:30 | 2376318 Badabing
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    Truth of the matter is the SS has been stiffing (pun intended) the escorts and there Johns for a hole (PI) night of escort service for years. The SS felt they where above the law and didn’t have to pay. Now the payment is for an escort only no sexual contact but if the lady likes the client on her own time they can engage as consenting adults. The Pimps didn’t want to fight the American SS for an on going ripoff and made the girls responsible for the money and to ask if the client was SS but the badges didn’t come out until the deed was done. The girls decided to go public the next time a big official would visit Colombia. And so you have it from Carlos Rivera Ernesto Gonzales (EL Pero)   

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 09:32 | 2376324 AnAnonymouses
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    US citizenisms doing what they do best; screwing world citizenisms.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:07 | 2376425 Hard1
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    You just sumarized American government ethics perfectly Tyler "Engaging in consensual sexual acts for money is inexcusable, but blowing up innocent women and children in drone strikes in Pakistan is just fine?"  Quote of the year!

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:23 | 2376474 bankonzhongguo
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    There is something bigger going on here however.

    As one "agent" has said, 'this happens all the time.'

    Anytime you have an issue like this reach this kind of public circus - changes come - for right or wrong.

    The result of all of this secret service hi-jinx is the President's security will be altered.

    Anytime you change up VIP security you add a risk of inserting new people closer to your asset.

    Arafat was a good example.  After the bodyguards changed, it was all downhill.

    For the people on the presidential detail, watch for any strange personnel changes, reassignments or the introduction of new procedures.

    This has all the hallmarks of pre-decapitation.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 11:19 | 2376719 Buckaroo Banzai
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    Or, it could be going the exact opposite way. Some members of the detail may have been identified as disloyal or "not playing ball" in some way.

    Presto, involve a prostitute who claims she didn't get paid, and dispose of the agents--they lose their jobs. Publicize the event to the media, which ensures that you've made their home lives miserable as well, in order to send a message to the rest of the agents that this is what happens.

    It all comes down to who you think controls the Columbian media-- the President's men, or people who may oppose the President.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:29 | 2376115 CPL
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    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 11:31 | 2376790 DosZap
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    Then EXPLAIN this bro...............................

    Gold ETFs offer shares that represent gold bullion; but, as any investor knows, these shares do not deliver the physical gold bullion to your door.

    Here is the annual amount of money that has poured into these ETF gold bullion contracts (source: World Gold Council):

    2008 – $9.0 billion

    2009 – $19.3 billion

    2010 – $14.5 billion

    2011 – $7.8 billion


    Demand for gold ETFs is clearly falling. Now let’s look at the demand for actual physical gold coins and gold bullion (source: World Gold Council):

    2008 – $24.3 billion

    2009 – $24.3 billion

    2010 – $47.2 billion

    2011 – $75.1 billion


    Looks like serious gold bullion investors may have been selling their ETFs to purchase physical gold coins and gold bullion. If China is to back its yuan, it certainly wouldn’t use ETFs to do it.


    As the numbers show, the demise of the gold bullion market is greatly exaggerated. China will continue to purchase gold bullion to back its yuan. Is the bull market in gold over? Not a chance.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 17:49 | 2378248 CPL
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    You would be hard pressed to find anyone that disagrees that the herd is storming for the physical type of bullion.


    But we were busy talking about the use of Whores as political chess pieces in American politics and interdepartmental budget warfare.  The fact anyone cares is beyond anyone's reasoning.  It would be the same as me being concerned that the night shift manager at the local McDonalds was getting a handy in the parking lot for a cheese burger.  It won't happen.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 07:52 | 2376021 kralizec
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    OK, Tyler's all for hookers on the taxpayer dime.  You heard it here first folks!

    PS-Where's my free ride?

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:00 | 2376039 Quinvarius
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    The wives of American government employees get healthcare paid for.  I agree these live in prostitutes should get nothing.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:03 | 2376049 ihedgemyhedges
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    Looks like one of the Kardashians in the back middle.....................

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:39 | 2376145 bigdumbnugly
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    i'm in

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 09:47 | 2376361 Rasna
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    Too much Kardashian knowledge is not a good thing.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:40 | 2376570 NidStyles
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    You mean they look like Tranny's?

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 17:21 | 2378150 sgt_doom
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    Old American Express commercial:

    When you go to the Puget Sound region and order a Kardashian, they know exactly what you want. . . . a big-assed sandwich ! !

    And that's what you'll get, if you've got an American Express Card and you'll also get big-assed usurious charges.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:14 | 2376067 BorisTheBlade
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    Puny 750 bucks. I for one disappointed in secret service qualification. One would think they could keep things covered up a bit better.

    Also, why heterosexual relationship is always something politicians are getting caught on: Spitzer, Clinton, DSK. They normally screw up on a much bigger scale but somehow only go down because of a blowjob.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:39 | 2376146 SWRichmond
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    If you were setting a honey trap, why would you create some barrier to entry, such as a fee?


    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 11:21 | 2376747 Buckaroo Banzai
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    ...because there's nothing more credible than a prostitute?

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 07:52 | 2376023 Azannoth
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    Hookers are what prevents a big portion of the male population from becoming 40year old virgins :) Rock On!

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 07:55 | 2376028 gamera9
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    And STD's keep the big Pharms a contributor to political parties, Win Win

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:07 | 2376056 brewing
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    they are american males.  going out, getting drunk and dragging home a woman from the bar is a badge of honor.  throw this story in the heap of all the other claptrap out there...

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:33 | 2376119 CPL
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    >they are males.Going out and picking up a woman and bringing her home. badge of honour..etc..etc..etc..


    Fixed that for you.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:42 | 2376154 Gully Foyle
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    No, it was correct the first time.

    "going out, getting drunk and dragging home a woman from the bar is a badge of honor."

    Clearly you never experienced a drunken woman.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:48 | 2376186 CPL
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    Is there any other kind at a bar?

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:55 | 2376212 Gully Foyle
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    There are levels.

    Every man understands that.

    Thus the rise of the question " Would you like another?" and " Maybe something a little stronger?".

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 09:36 | 2376332 CPL
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    ...and the unavoidable decision to stay for a coffee or gnaw one's own arm off.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 11:09 | 2376697 DosZap
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     After all, why would a foreign agent trying to sequester intelligence information try and charge the American agent for sex? If you were setting a honey trap, why would you create some barrier to entry, such as a fee? There’s playing hard to get, and then there’s playing easy to brush off, and that would be the latter.

    Easy answer,to make it believable.

    Sex for free,from a hottie??................If I were SS I would have ALL Antenna's UP^

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 11:24 | 2376754 Buckaroo Banzai
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    Again, how does being a prostitute make the story more credible? It's a lot harder to believe someone who will take money to do anything.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 12:48 | 2377073 Umh
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    People with little to no ethics have a hard time digesting the fact that some people don't think like they do. So the hooker angle is probably more credible than a cute hot girl that wants their body.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 07:57 | 2376031 HardwoodAg
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    They were only doin some vids to keep the SEC entertained.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:32 | 2376120 knukles
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    There were trannies and donkeys there, too?

    How come I'm always the last to hear about this stuff?

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:00 | 2376399 Uncle Remus
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    Enchiladas with green sauce is how I heard it.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:21 | 2376465 icanhasbailout
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    Do you know how to get to the Holiday Inn from here?


    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:43 | 2376536 Raynja
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    If I'd known you'd work a cat from the back like that I would have brought my friends

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 07:57 | 2376034 Umh
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    People who cheat rarely confine their dishonesty to just one thing. They tend to be ethically challenged in their other endeavors.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:03 | 2376046 ndotken
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    thanks for the wisdom Mr. Perfect ... here's some news for ya ... we're all human ... even you

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:33 | 2376124 knukles
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    Umh... lemme think about that.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 09:13 | 2376265 falak pema
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    to doubt is human to commit is divine; that's why a politician never commits : he is looking for human votes, and a religious man always does : he is looking for pearly gates.

    For those who believe pearly gates are here and now, you take your doubts to those gates when they open so enticingly with uncrossing of leeeeeegs, and damn the Boss man's schedule as you're commited;  hooked, lined and sinkered. 

    Boss man then pays the bill. Ha, ha ha, tuff job getting elected when your mignons pump flesh in Bogota instead of pumping iron in DC.

    They'll be pumping shit from now on for bucking the boss!  

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:35 | 2376546 Umh
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    Would you hire an embezzeler as a body guard? I wouldn't come close to saying I'm perfect. Am I more honest than most; yes I am.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 12:07 | 2376906 Deo vindice
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    @Umh Would you hire an embezzeler as a body guard? I wouldn't come close to saying I'm perfect. Am I more honest than most; yes I am.

    You are getting down arrowed by folks who don' t understand the difference between being honest and being perfect.

    None of us are perfect. But dishonesty is rarely compartmentalized in human nature.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:44 | 2376161 Gully Foyle
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    Dude, If someones world view is skewed in one area it is skewed across the entire worldview itself.

    People don't get that.

    I'm glad you recognized that.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:56 | 2376217 Oh regional Indian
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    Precisely. Who would down arrow common sense?

    ZH readership is getting very thin skinned, touchy and rather dumb it looks like. 


    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 11:30 | 2376785 Buckaroo Banzai
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    There was a great article in Sports Illustrated about 10 years ago. The author played golf with Clinton after he had left office, and talked to people who had played golf with him. Turns out the guy is utterly incapable of playing even a single round of honest golf. Of course the word "cheating" wasn't used, but words like mulligans, do-overs, drops, improved lies, etc etc etc... were. A pattern of behavior that revealed that Clinton truly believed that the rules of golf didn't apply to him.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 11:45 | 2376827 DosZap
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    Buckaroo Banzai

    Clinton IS a pathalogical liar......................FACT.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 07:59 | 2376038 Big Corked Boots
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    Peter King is an ass, which makes him perfectly qualified to be in Congress. The whole affair is a convenient distraction, puffed up by the press to make it seem like they are willing to print something anti-Obama and to distract the general population from the inevitable end of the dollar and America. They desperately need something salacious to print because they dare not print the real news.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:11 | 2376070 Quinvarius
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    To your point on the USD, it has been struggling at 80 for 7 months.  If I thought the currency markets were not rigged, I'd say what does not go up, must go down.  But I think the Fed/Treasury is doing all the rigging it can to stave off a USD dump. 

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 09:42 | 2376355 eddiebe
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    That's what she said.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:01 | 2376043 ndotken
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    .... but apparently it's okay for the US government to screw its citizens without paying them for it

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:06 | 2376053 ihedgemyhedges
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    Just consider yourself the "john".  You're getting screwed and paying for it.....

    Fixed it for ya..........

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 09:15 | 2376279 WonderDawg
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    Jeebus, what's with all the "fixed it for ya" bullshit. State an original thought one time. That whole FIFY device as a means to disagree is so fucking tired.


    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:14 | 2376058 williambanzai7
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    You go on an important overseas business trip for important high level meetings. The night before you find out your team engaged in drunken debauchery. Does that work for you?

    Obviously it does because you have obviously never lead a team on overseas business.

    As for the agents involved, they are foolish adolescents who make statements like: I didn't know she was a hooker.

    What we have is incredibly bad judgement by people who are supposed to be trained to know better. People who are supposed to be disciplined professionals. People who discredit their colleagues who deserve better.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:18 | 2376081 Quinvarius
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    I agree.  They should have just whacked it like a Jesuit.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:21 | 2376094 williambanzai7
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    They couldn't wait 48 hours? Everyone should know when the boss is paying, fun time starts when business is finished. In the secret service, that means wheels up on AF1.

    I'm sure they know this and shirked it for whatever reason.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:31 | 2376118 Gully Foyle
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    Dude, chill.

    We are Americans. We fuck off and fuck up  all the time.

    And when we can do it on the bosses dime, all the sweeter.

    I'm waiting for the movie version to come out, get it COME OUT!

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 09:06 | 2376253 Village Smithy
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    I'm with Mr. Banzai on this one. The important part of this story to me is the complete lack of loyalty these agents showed towards POTUS. That is a problem however it has come to be. Certainly they all knew that if their frolics were leaked there would be big trouble. They chose to ignore that fact and potentially, or as it turned out actually, expose the President and the nation to ridicule. Extremely dishonourable conduct.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 09:19 | 2376291 wisefool
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    • The clearance granted to secret service agents is called "Yankee white"
    • The clearance granted to IRS agents is LLM and/or Econ PhD with nobel prize.
    • These, are Ironically, mutally exclusive in every permutation.
    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 09:38 | 2376340 prole
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    This is all pretty rich for someone whose job is "Jump the Hell off Kennedy's bumper when you get the signal."

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 09:59 | 2376396 wisefool
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    The US-SS has a rich tradition that goes back further than when they worked for Timmah (they currently work for napalitano). Back in the old days they were called the praetarian gaurd, and as intimated, their loyalty was never to the telepromter, but to the tax code/pension fund.

    for humor, there was some pretty good stuff on CBS this morning between charlie rose and bill oreilly, re: politics, Kennedy and Linclon. Those two would probably need to share considering their impotence, and fundemental ignorance of history.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 09:40 | 2376347 Antifaschistische
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    Village S...the SS is always loyal.  always!  That's why the real story will never be told.  They're taking the knife in the back FOR POTUS on this one like they are trained to do.  The SS was frontrunning the hookers for the White House VIPs!!  That's what they do.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:08 | 2376417 Badabing
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    "The SS was frontrunning the hookers for the White House VIPs!!"

    They didn't need to frontrun only pay. and whitehouse VIPs have fiat droping out of they're ass!

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 09:40 | 2376348 Are you kidding
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    You don't get it...this is what men do when they travel. You could theoretically take down 90% of ALL men if you could prove they fucked around on someone at some time in their life. Men fuck someone other than whomever they're fucking at home when they's their escape! Women hold and cuddle all works out in the end if you let it. It's funny how what we like to do is considered..."wrong". It all comes down to male=bad female=good. Where's that pendulum...we need to move it over to the other side.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 09:49 | 2376367 XitSam
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    We aren't talking about the average businessman. We are talking about the people that protect the president. 

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:47 | 2376608 NidStyles
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    They are still normal humans. Quit putting people on pedalstals over a stupid title.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 12:00 | 2376874 nonclaim
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    Had you hired this team for your own security would you still be happy-happy?

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:28 | 2376506 Village Smithy
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    Oh I get it. But we are not talking about the Mid-west territory managers for Dunder-Mifflin here. Those agents owe it to the nation to hold themselves to a higher standard. Now if you don't believe in the whole "higher standards" thing then I understand why it's all about the gettin' some strange angle to you.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 11:39 | 2376806 Buckaroo Banzai
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    Of course what you say is true, and certainly its been happening ever since the Secret Service started traveling with the President.

    The question is, why is it making it into the papers NOW? For 100 years this isn't news, and now it suddenly is?

    What's the real agenda here?

    "In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way." --Franklin Delano Roosevelt

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:16 | 2376452 Karl von Bahnhof
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    Just funny things to read on the internets nowadays


    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:33 | 2376123 Are you kidding
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    What "team"? Obama is the team. These are the fucking ROADIES! They do the same shit for every trip...their work WAS done, and it was time to party. What, if you work for "security" you're not allowed to fuck? There would be the SAME outrage if it was a trip to Vegas. Women don't want men fucking other women, THAT is what the outrage is about! It wouldn't matter who these people were or where they worked, if someone wanted to make a big deal out of it, they would/could very easily. The media jumps all over sex. TPTB use that to make changes. The new French president is who he is because of sex and the media. I'm waiting for the pendulum to swing the OTHER way and a woman needs 3 witnesses or a rape never happened. They've ruined so many mens lives with their FALSE accusations...fuck them. The Muslims do have a few things right. Keep the bitches locked up at home and not out causing trouble!

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:47 | 2376179 Non Passaran
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    Good point - get laid the night before and get drunk the night after.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:13 | 2376444 JohnFrodo
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    I usually start at Dusk til Dawn, make a stop at the Firehouse and bring in the dawn at Big Apple.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:14 | 2376446 Uncle Remus
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    Actually, the whole story as related is indicative of the level of rot in the whole government. Furthermore, the incident could be construed as a tacit admission of lack of respect for the sitting POTUS or even the Office of POTUS itself.

    This is much more than guys with badges stiffing hookers.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 17:26 | 2378169 sgt_doom
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    The fundamental problems, and the reason that Sullivan should have resigned or been canned long ago (director of the US SS) is that this represents a major security breach, period.

    The second item, Secret Service agents with frigging Facebook pages, OMG...OMG, as their girlie friends would utter!

    Geez, do they have a special section at Facebook for CIA agents, SEC pornographers, NSA field agents, DIA agents, etc., etc.? ? ?

    Most important:  how come these world leaders always just happen to meet at those locales where prostitution is legal? ? ? ?

    OMG . . . OMG. . . OMB! !

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:09 | 2376062 insanelysane
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    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:38 | 2376137 wisefool
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    Tax code. If any of you Zh'ers have been to DC, NYC, Charolette, Salt Lake City, etc.or any "law school" that teaches LLM in tax/econ PhD you would be more afraid of the tax code junkies than the sex and drugs junkies.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:10 | 2376064 eddiebe
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    Americans pre occupation for sex and media exploiting a story to the max. Wish they would spend as much time going after white collar crime. It would be pretty hard to resist the cutie in the foreground even if you had to cough up some federal reserve notes.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:16 | 2376080 RunningMan
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    Seems like with a devaluing currency, this is a pretty solid trade.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:10 | 2376066 Son of Loki
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    I read they were so, shall we say, 'concerned,' they sent a Congressional team to invesitgate the gals.....435 from the House and 100 from the Senate to interview the gals.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:11 | 2376069 alexwest
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    @Mr banzai..

    we are waiting for your graphical presentation of ,best as always, this situation.. esp latin girls

    thank you

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:25 | 2376104 williambanzai7
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    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:28 | 2376111 Gully Foyle
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    Where did you find the pic of Croatian girls sold into sexual slavery?

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:39 | 2376141 CPL
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    sauce of pic here according to google.


    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:46 | 2376173 Gully Foyle
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    I think you misunderstood what I posted.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:57 | 2376220 CPL
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    Well...what else were those girls doing?  Studying to be rocket scientists?  No.  They are hookers.


    The fact they are sold or traded or walked into the sex trade industry with eyes wide open.  What else would they have done in Serbia?  Become president?  Top model...looks like they are well fed, from their lack of clothing I'll guess they haven't been beaten in the face because their noses are straight as an arrow.


    Someone threw a lot of cash at that blonde chicks rack.


    I would hazard they are treated like gold because they are a gold standard on the hooker circuit.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 09:07 | 2376259 FranSix
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    Looks like these gals are on the outskirts of town.  Just sayin'

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 09:08 | 2376263 Gully Foyle
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    Jesus man, most people don't understand that the majority of pornagraphic material is in some way tied to the forced sexual enslavement of young women/men.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 09:51 | 2376365 CPL
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    Maybe it's the carnal nature of this that upsets you but it's doubtful you would stop to reflect on the death and destruction as a byproduct of our transportation system.  Most railroads and highways were build built with prison press gangs or slave labour around the world.  Should that cause me to reflect upon the case history before going for a drive or a train trip?

    It effects me as much as you in the situation.  It gets blocked out and ignored.  


    See these two girls?  Again...they are the gold standard of Serbian hooker technology.  What happens to the lead?  They clean your floors for half of minimum wage.  Pick your fruit.  Pluck every chicken ever eaten.  Take care of your children.  Make shitty toys...Seriously?

    We're talking about hard dirty labour  If you've heard any of the interviews with these girls, they know that's the score.  Want to be treated like gold, then you sell yourself like you are made of it.  The other options are a thousand times worse, free or enslaved.


    So would you rather be a Pretty Girl with a wicked ass and options?

    Or an ugly troll in a sea of ugly trolls with no options?


    There are no options like loans and's fairly binary.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:35 | 2376127 CPL
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    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:11 | 2376071 EvlTheCat
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    So I assume the hooker issue hit home with the author?  Nothing like being able to relate to a situation first hand, then get all uppity when people peg you as not having morals or ethics and compare you with the SS.

    There are plenty of men who choose to be faithful for one endearing reason:  Love and respect for ones family.

    What you choose to do with your dick is your business, but not at the expense of taxpayers.



    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:13 | 2376073 youngman
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    I live in seems to work very well down here....lots of happy people...

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:15 | 2376075 Cynthia
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    Prostitution is not illegal in Colombia, so the Secret Service agents, who brought prostitutes back to their hotel rooms in Colombia, can’t be accused of a crime. The most they can be accused of is having sex with women who aren’t their wives. And at least they didn’t use taxpayer money to pay for the sex.

    But the same thing can’t be said about either First Lady Michelle Obama or Defense Secretary Leon Paletta. Our First Lady has used our tax dollars to go on frequent and extravagant vacations. Over the past year, she has spent roughly $10 million in public money on 42 vacations for herself and her kids. This includes but no limited to her checking into five-star hotels, where she splurges on expensive massages and top-shelf alcohol. Here is some more on this:

    And our Secretary of Defense has used our tax dollars to fly to and from his home in California. Over a period of roughly six months, he has made 27 round-trip flights to his home in California at a cost of, get a hold of this, $32,000 per flight! Here is some more on this:

    Maybe Leon Panetta was right when he said that the Secret Service agents “let the president down” by having sex with Colombian prostitutes, despite the fact that they paid for the sex using their own personal money. But what is certainly right is that Leon Panetta has let the taxpayer down by spending millions in public dollars on personal plane flights to his home in California. Apparently he has forgotten that people like himself, the President and the First Lady are all public servants. They aren’t paid to serve themselves, they are paid to serve the taxpayer.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:27 | 2376108 Gully Foyle
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    "Prostitution is not illegal in Colombia, so the Secret Service agents, who brought prostitutes back to their hotel rooms in Colombia, can’t be accused of a crime."

    I beg to differ

    While those two bills don't exactly address the present issue, they point in a direction which allows US gove to prosecute even those actions are legal in the nation the so called crime was committed.

    I imagine there is some obscure law or code that addresses the sexual aspect. We just haven't seen it mentioned yet.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:45 | 2376166 Fred C Dobbs
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    Who sucks my dick and under what conditions is no concern to the United States government. 

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:48 | 2376182 Gully Foyle
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    Fred C Dobbs

    Not quite true.

    If it is a series of twelve year old boys sucking your dick, even with parental consent, then it should be the governments concern.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:50 | 2376190 Fred C Dobbs
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    you know 12 year boys didn't, so fuck you


    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:58 | 2376226 Gully Foyle
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    Fred C Dobbs

    First of all I'm not a twelve year old boy, so you would have no desire to fuck me.

    Second you post like a Catholic Priest.

    One who has been moved from parish to parish for the last twenty years.

    Otherwise you would have immediately agreed with the flaw in your op.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 09:21 | 2376305 BeetleBailey
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    Fuck right off Gully Foyle.

    Keep this pedophilia verbiage OUT of these pages, you douchebag.

    You making Sarko-like accusations to anyone on here is despicable. Got proof positive? No? Then ram your head up your pompous ass.

    You have none of the scars of being taken by a priest...and if I was in your presence, I'd bitch slap your sorry ass.

    You have no idea of what a priest does or says about this, do you?

    " sound like a Catholic priest...".....really now......shitburger?

    Again...stand the FUCK down on this pedo-crap.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:55 | 2376638 NidStyles
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    You should go away.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:51 | 2376197 Fred C Dobbs
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    Another excuse for more, bigger and more intrusive government.  We know what you are doing.


    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:37 | 2376135 Fred C Dobbs
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    Why isn't the corporate owned news media pointing out that they broke no laws?   

    I've been to Cartagena and broke no laws too.  All single law abiding lonely men should go.  Absolutely the best women in the world. 


    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 11:42 | 2376824 DosZap
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     despite the fact that they paid for the sex using their own personal money.

    This is what started the entire debacle, the point is they broke the pre-arrainged deal, and did not pay the agreed amout.Otherwise this would have never seen the light of day.

    Agreeing to $750.00 and then throwing $30.00 in the face of a pro,is gonna get your testicles in a bind everytime.

    The issue that stands out the most is they are SS, and they think they were above the law,and could treat these women as they pleased.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:15 | 2376076 booboo
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    Damn that Napolitano is a wood killer, I bet her Secret Service security detail name for her is "Chain Saw"

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:27 | 2376107 falak pema
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    If she looked anything like that hooker on the photo, she would be named "chain gang-bang".

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 09:09 | 2376192 bigdumbnugly
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    and if the hookers involved in this affair looked anything like janet there would have been no affair.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:15 | 2376078 johnf322
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    Janet N wants these boys to get a hold of to speak.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:16 | 2376079 third world
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    the same sheet happened here in brazil last week ... us mariners took some family girls but they did not pay them for their service ...

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:37 | 2376136 Gully Foyle
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    third world

    "us mariners took some family girls but they did not pay them for their service"

    Fucking Baseball players!

    You would never see that kind of activity from Hockey players.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:17 | 2376083 Catullus
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    But surely this applies to all sexual relationships, not strictly ones for money? Surely prostitutes are absolutely the safest kind of liaisons? After all, why would a foreign agent trying to sequester intelligence information try and charge the American agent for sex? If you were setting a honey trap, why would you create some barrier to entry, such as a fee? There’s playing hard to get, and then there’s playing easy to brush off, and that would be the latter.

    Very true.  And thus we have the White House press core. 

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:39 | 2376144 Gully Foyle
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    "And thus we have the White House press core. "

    When did we make it to the center of the press corps?

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:41 | 2376149 Catullus
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    Thanks.  I needed that.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:49 | 2376188 Gully Foyle
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    Dude, wordplay is fucking hard.

    Your original statement was much more interesting.

    I assumed that was your intent.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:19 | 2376085 unrulian
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    Executive order to claim all pussy to be property of US government as matter of national 3..2...1

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:24 | 2376103 CPL
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    On a state side level Arizona is already doing it.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:46 | 2376177 GMadScientist
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    Jan Brewer doesn't count. (whew...almost missed that last 'o')

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:51 | 2376195 Gully Foyle
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    "Jan Brewer doesn't count."

    Is she uneducated, some kind of math Dyslexic, or just has enough money that she hires people to count for her?

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 09:10 | 2376268 GMadScientist
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    Just a "big government conservative"; if they want it (cops, fences, people to grope you at the airport) doesn't count.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:59 | 2376087 Raskolnikoff
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    Clinton spent millions defending himself against allegations of unpresidential conduct and went as far as to lie about his actions. Who knows why, as once he admitted his fling with an intern his popularity went up, as did Gingrich's in South Carolina. Someone could have exploited Bill's shyness about his extra marital adventures and no doubt there could have been some good potential leverage against those partying secret service agents. The country as a whole, seems to get energized at other peoples misconduct, but whimpy politicians and government employees are still prude when it comes to revealing their fetishes. 

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:20 | 2376088 MrBoompi
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    After checking out the girl in the foreground of the picture, I'm hoping I'm reincarnated as a razor.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:40 | 2376571 Dr. Engali
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    Bad thing about that is after a few uses the razor grows dull and tossed in the garbage.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:20 | 2376089 bugs_
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    down with non-tariff barriers to entry!

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:22 | 2376097 CPL
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    Someone obviously pissed off another intelligence organisation in the US government.  RIght now, all of them are attempting to justify their budgets in their witless civil servant silo building efforts.  Each agency sharpens their knives to carve a piece off another security agency.  All sucking dick and adding "value" to a situation that had none to begin with.


    The inevidable result is a cross agency war, I bet a beer in a couple months we hear of a massive shake down in the NSA.  Lots of pink slips and pensions liquidated.  Just look at all the scandals surrounding "caught" agents. over the last three years.  The frequency of scandal is increasing.  Eventually the agencies will stop fucking around and go for one another's heads.


    Just like every other tin-pot bumblefuck dictatorship out there. Regardless if Obama is the sock puppet or not.


    It's weird how people imbue these groups with super powers when the opposite is clear.   The CIA couldn't hold Central and South America together and it's primary reason for being is gone, the Russians and the Chinese couldn't give a rats ass about who's doing what now.  The NSA hasn't got a pot to piss in with their expanding department (economies of scale and information management is so poorly run), they can't afford the talent they need, so they hire the shit tier choice google.  DHS...sigh...politically placed silver spoon morons, listening to the consultants working there they love it.  The managers are dumb, have ALOT of money and buy their respect by silo building with the most bosterious (and silly) projects that physically and logistically are insane...all with out any technical assistance, yeah it'll all go so well with a fleet of MBAs.


    You people worry about this situation?  Invite it.  Nurture it.  Let it thrive!!  The Pig wants to eat money, stuff it until it explodes.  Meanwhile we can get the sideshow MSM spin, eat popcorn...and laugh at the intelligence community struggling to find their balance in an over crowded system of intelligensia.


    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:36 | 2376129 Catullus
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    It just means traffic on the Balt-Wash near Fort Meade will get worse at 2:30pm when they all leave to pick up their kids from school

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:44 | 2376165 CPL
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    Exactly inbetween theirlocal mistresses.  I'm not sure what people are shocked over.  Bunch of guys threw back a couple and got laid.  But to other agencies it gives the hooks to increase their budgets if they shit in enough bowls of corn flakes.  It's pretty funny actually.  As much as the world changes, civil servants are still the same lazy, passive agressive fucks they always have been.


    I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:15 | 2376449 tarsubil
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    That makes sense I guess. The old timers that have a clue and have kids in college are all leaving that area. I wonder why.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:23 | 2376099 Fred123
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    What I do have a problem with is when the taxpayers have to foot the bill for someone like Reggie Love to service the President. I thought that was what his wife was for.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:48 | 2376168 GMadScientist
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    Whoa, TIA -> TMI!

    Why should I care about POTUS' "domestic policies" when there are so many relevant details to hate?

    (unless you just enjoy visualizing homo-erotic scenes, of course)


    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:42 | 2376584 Fred123
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    Since when are taxpayers expected to foot the bill for a live-in prostitute?

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:28 | 2376109 johnf322
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    These fine American boys were just trying to get their point to speak

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:39 | 2376114 Dr. Engali
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    It's just another example of a failed institution in this country. The secret service is an agency that most people thought were filled with honorable men, sworn to this country and to protect the "leader" regardless of who it is. Don't get me wrong , what a person does with their sex life is up to them. But whether one is working for the country or a business when they are out on assignment they should be acting like proffesionals and representatives of said entity. One after another we are finding the rot in every institution in this country.
    If I didn't know any better I'd say this was being done on purpose to destroy the American people's confidence in every institution we have.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 09:46 | 2376360 Dburn
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    Try not to take yourself too seriously ok?


    I'm serious

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:16 | 2376447 nick howdy
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    The "rot" was always there...When the economic tide goes out..We start noticing things...But it's always been there...There are good people in these places of power, in our institutions...Even the people that frequent prostitutes..

    Having a liason with a prostitute, doesn't mean that you can't do your job or that you aren't going to stop a bullet for the President.

    Look you go away on a trip...The President isn't even there yet and Yea it's party time!...Just like any other institution.

    These SS positions are not occupied by alterboys.

    I don't approve of the behavior,  I wouldn't do it myself...But I don't expect that everyone is going to jump on my moral bandwagon..

    How much tail can you get being in SS? Probably lots...Regardless of Salary...

    When your not protecting one of "Elites" then it's party time and for some that includes prostitutes.   

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:31 | 2376525 Dr. Engali
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    I am not morally judging them. If they want to go out and get laid that's up to them. My point is about perception. Like it or not people have a perception about certain agencies ,and slowly but surely that veil is being pulled away. Another point is some of these men have sworn another oath to their wives. If they are willing to break that commitment what other oaths are they breaking?

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 11:15 | 2376717 DosZap
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    I am not morally judging them. If they want to go out and get laid that's up to them. My point is about perception. Like it or not people have a perception about certain agencies ,and slowly but surely that veil is being pulled away. Another point is some of these men have sworn another oath to their wives. If they are willing to break that commitment what other oaths are they breaking?

    Human nature tends to remain the same, YOU tend to become and act like those around you........................Administration to admin for sure.

    Your work for crooks, even if your honest it takes the most morally strong not to Come down to the level of your surroundings.

    And men, still have two heads..............some think with the lower one.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 12:51 | 2377089 zerozulu
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    Cheap Miss Goodnight. Failed attempt to be 007.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:30 | 2376117 nick howdy
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    Things like this happen when ever you get a group of people together away from home...

    Yea, government employees are not immune...

    Oh you go off to training in another state and all of a sudden you're in some strip club getting rubbed "up" by some "woman"..Later you find out that the strip club was also a brothel..Whoops!

    Then you go home and noboby knows any different...

    There is an unwritten promise between folks that nothing will be said because nothing ever happened..

    What's "shocking" is that people are even surprised by these revelations..

    People have sex with hookers expecially when their job sends them away to some distant land..

    It happens and you'll feel "good" that you got an extra piece of ass..It's OK till you give your wife some disease..Then your life is over.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:42 | 2376130 Mercury
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    -->The worry, apparently, is the potential to compromise the President’s security. Rep. Peter King, chairman of the House committee that oversees the Secret Service, says the key question is whether the prostitutes could have accessed “any data or information that could have compromised the president of the United States or made an enemy force aware of the practices and procedures of the Secret Service.”

    Can you imagine if they got their hands on a copy of the President's central planning playbook?  That would be devestating. Would the sun even come up tomorrow?

    -->And certainly there does not appear to have been any breach of security, or danger to the President’s life.

     Yes, thank the Lord. I lost a lot of sleep over that.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:39 | 2376143 GMadScientist
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    "Voluntary transactions between consenting adults make the world go round."

    Which provides the state all the more motive to insinuate itself between the two parties.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:31 | 2376526 icanhasbailout
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    the state not so much insinuates itself between, but rather just climbs on top uninvited screaming high from coke wanting to get as many thrusts in as it can before the inevitable heart attack

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 09:02 | 2376236 shushup
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    Tyler - Sometimes you disgust me. This post and photos should be beneath this site.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 09:09 | 2376267 Dr. Engali
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    Because the 1st amendment only applies to those things you approve of.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 09:39 | 2376341 i-dog
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    "This post and photos should be beneath this site."

    Indeed...they don't go well together ... too many words!

    Tyler: Get the guest poster to can the verbiage and add more photos!

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 14:06 | 2377376 Cathartes Aura
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    can I refer you to Dr. Engali's post above?

    My point is about perception. Like it or not people have a perception about certain agencies ,and slowly but surely that veil is being pulled away.

    THIS is ZH, and these are ZH thread readers, in all their glory(holes).  No more, no less - this is what it looks like.


    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 14:24 | 2377438 SILVERGEDDON
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    Shushup quote "Tyler - Sometimes you disgust me. This post and photos should be beneath this site."


    Says the man whose avatar is a repressed homosexual parading around in his tightie whities, trying to get noticed. Go back to man school, and re -do the course on heterosexual behaviour. Prude weenie.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 15:25 | 2377499 Cathartes Aura
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    hahahhh, the perfect response to illustrate the points being made! 

    "says the man" - you of course know that this avatar is a "man" - not a female mocking the male tittie avatars?

    "repressed homosexual" - and that "man" is a "repressed homosexual" b/c of the "tightie whities" - Dan Savage reader?

    but my FAVE is "Go back to man school" - there's the tell.  one needs to be taught, groomed even, to be a real man, and the course, of course, is "heterosexual behaviour"  -  you get an eh-minus.

    edit: add a downvote when no words come to mind. . .

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 17:17 | 2378136 SILVERGEDDON
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    " When stirring the pot, use a big spoon - you dredge up more stuff that way !" I just spewed out whatever came up - same reaction I have to a night of drinking, and bad sushi. Reaction to a whiney bitch comment, no more, no less. Man school is self taught. No guide, no teacher. Go with God, your heart, and your gut. Those three guides never lie.

    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 17:31 | 2378188 Cathartes Aura
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    "man school" may be "self taught" but it is also en-forced daily by those who chose the badge AND the requirements for wearing such.

    and I love it when "men" cite their "god" - because it's soooo godly to promote whoring, and "bitches," and constant degrading sexual memes, thus promoting "god" in "man's image" while simultaneously doing "his" work of pwning teh bitches.


    Thu, 04/26/2012 - 17:53 | 2378268 SILVERGEDDON
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    Jaysus Christ on a crutch, you are a pole vaulting to conclusions mothuhfuckuh. First, I have a set of nuts. And, a separate head with some unextinguished brain cells still swimming around. I got the badge. The aforementioned are the requirements. Second. Not my God, your God, or any religion's God. Just the truth of God that resides in all of us. And, I been owned by the same bitch for 33 years, my wife. Never stepped out on her once I got married, because I took the whole thing seriously. Honor. Duty. Commitment. I wore out all the fucking around stuff while I was still single. End of story, and, a friendly nut punch to your overblown speculation. Read deeper. Think harder. You will get there some day.

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