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Submitted by Simon Black from Sovereign Man

Uncle Sam Admits Monitoring You For These 377 Words

One of breakout standup routines from the late, great George Carlin was his 1972 monologue “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television.” In the presence of polite company, I shall not repeat them… but rest assured, the routine is still hilarious to this day.

I wish I could say the same about the Department of Homeland Security… I wish I could say this is all a big joke… that the government’s “377 words you can never use online” is just some stupid comedy routine.

But it’s not. And you just can’t make this stuff.

After vigorous resistance, the Department of Homeland Security was finally forced into releasing it’s 2011 Analyst’s Desktop Binder. It’s a manual of sorts, teaching all the storm troopers who monitor our Internet activity all day which key words to look for.

Facebook, a.k.a. the US government’s domestic intelligence center, is the primary target for this monitoring… though it’s become clear so many times before that various departments, including the NSA and FBI, are monitoring online activity ranging from search terms to emails.

Domestic spying is typically denied in public and swept under the rug. After all, it’s legality has always been questionable… if not entirely Unconstitutional.

Yet month after month it seems, there is new legislation introduced to deprive Internet users of their privacy and make the open collection of data a natural part of the online landscape.

Homeland Security’s key word ‘hotlist’ is really no surprise… they’re just the ones to get caught.

So now we know, at least, what these goons are looking for. Sort of.

According to the manual, DHS breaks down its monitoring into a whopping 14 categories ranging from Health to Fire to Terrorism. It’s a testament to how bloated the department’s scope has become.

Afterwards there is a list of 377 of key terms to monitor, most of which are completely innocuous. Exercise. Cloud. Leak. Sick. Organization. Pork. Bridge. Smart. Tucson. Target. China. Social media.

Curiously, in its ‘Critical Information Requirements’, the manual decrees that analysts should also catalog items which may “reflect adversely on DHS and response activities.”

Absolutely unreal. Big Brother is not just watching. He’s digging, searching, reading, monitoring, archiving, and judging too.

Have you hit your breaking point yet?

= Complete list of DHS monitoring keywords =

Department of Homeland Security (DHS)
Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA)
Coast Guard (USCG)
Customs and Border Protection (CBP)
Border Patrol
Secret Service (USSS)
National Operations Center (NOC)
Homeland Defense
Immigration Customs Enforcement (ICE)
Agent
Task Force
Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)
Fusion Center
Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA)
Secure Border Initiative (SBI)
Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms (ATF)
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (CIS)
Federal Air Marshal Service (FAMS)
Transportation Security Administration (TSA)
Air Marshal
Federal Aviation Administration (FAA)
National Guard
Red Cross
United Nations (UN)
Assassination
Attack
Domestic security
Drill
Exercise
Cops
Law enforcement
Authorities
Disaster assistance
Disaster management
DNDO (Domestic Nuclear Detection Office)
National preparedness
Mitigation
Prevention
Response
Recovery
Dirty bomb
Domestic nuclear detection
Emergency management
Emergency response
First responder
Homeland security
Maritime domain awareness (MDA)
National preparedness initiative
Militia Shooting
Shots fired
Evacuation
Deaths
Hostage
Explosion (explosive)
Police
Disaster medical assistance team (DMAT)
Organized crime
Gangs
National security
State of emergency
Security
Breach
Threat
Standoff
SWAT
Screening
Lockdown
Bomb (squad or threat)
Crash
Looting
Riot
Emergency
Landing
Pipe bomb
Incident
Facility
Hazmat
Nuclear
Chemical spill
Suspicious package/device
Toxic
National laboratory
Nuclear facility
Nuclear threat
Cloud
Plume
Radiation
Radioactive
Leak
Biological infection (or event)
Chemical
Chemical burn
Biological
Epidemic
Hazardous
Hazardous material incident
Industrial spill
Infection
Powder (white)
Gas
Spillover
Anthrax
Blister agent
Chemical agent
Exposure
Burn
Nerve agent
Ricin
Sarin
North Korea
Outbreak
Contamination
Exposure
Virus
Evacuation
Bacteria
Recall
Ebola
Food Poisoning
Foot and Mouth (FMD)
H5N1
Avian
Flu
Salmonella
Small Pox
Plague
Human to human
Human to Animal
Influenza
Center for Disease Control (CDC)
Drug Administration (FDA)
Public Health
Toxic Agro
Terror Tuberculosis (TB)
Agriculture
Listeria
Symptoms
Mutation
Resistant
Antiviral
Wave
Pandemic
Infection
Water/air borne
Sick
Swine
Pork
Strain
Quarantine
H1N1
Vaccine
Tamiflu
Norvo Virus
Epidemic
World Health Organization (WHO) (and components)
Viral Hemorrhagic Fever
E. Coli
Infrastructure security
Airport
CIKR (Critical Infrastructure & Key Resources)
AMTRAK
Collapse
Computer infrastructure
Communications infrastructure
Telecommunications
Critical infrastructure
National infrastructure
Metro
WMATA
Airplane (and derivatives)
Chemical fire
Subway
BART
MARTA
Port Authority
NBIC (National Biosurveillance Integration Center)
Transportation security
Grid
Power
Smart
Body scanner
Electric
Failure or outage
Black out
Brown out
Port
Dock
Bridge
Cancelled
Delays
Service disruption
Power lines
Drug cartel
Violence
Gang
Drug
Narcotics
Cocaine
Marijuana
Heroin
Border
Mexico
Cartel
Southwest
Juarez
Sinaloa
Tijuana
Torreon
Yuma
Tucson
Decapitated
U.S. Consulate
Consular
El Paso
Fort Hancock
San Diego
Ciudad Juarez
Nogales
Sonora
Colombia
Mara salvatrucha
MS13 or MS-13
Drug war
Mexican army
Methamphetamine
Cartel de Golfo
Gulf Cartel
La Familia
Reynosa
Nuevo Leon
Narcos
Narco banners (Spanish equivalents)
Los Zetas
Shootout
Execution
Gunfight
Trafficking
Kidnap
Calderon
Reyosa
Bust
Tamaulipas
Meth Lab
Drug trade
Illegal immigrants
Smuggling (smugglers)
Matamoros
Michoacana
Guzman
Arellano-Felix
Beltran-Leyva
Barrio Azteca
Artistic Assassins
Mexicles
New Federation
Terrorism
Al Qaeda (all spellings)
Terror
Attack
Iraq
Afghanistan
Iran
Pakistan
Agro
Environmental terrorist
Eco terrorism
Conventional weapon
Target
Weapons grade
Dirty bomb
Enriched
Nuclear
Chemical weapon
Biological weapon
Ammonium nitrate
Improvised explosive device
IED (Improvised Explosive Device)
Abu Sayyaf
Hamas
FARC (Armed Revolutionary Forces Colombia)
IRA (Irish Republican Army)
ETA (Euskadi ta Askatasuna)
Basque Separatists
Hezbollah
Tamil Tigers
PLF (Palestine Liberation Front)
PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization
Car bomb
Jihad
Taliban
Weapons cache
Suicide bomber
Suicide attack
Suspicious substance
AQAP (AL Qaeda Arabian Peninsula)
AQIM (Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb)
TTP (Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan)
Yemen
Pirates
Extremism
Somalia
Nigeria
Radicals
Al-Shabaab
Home grown
Plot
Nationalist
Recruitment
Fundamentalism
Islamist
Emergency
Hurricane
Tornado
Twister
Tsunami
Earthquake
Tremor
Flood
Storm
Crest
Temblor
Extreme weather
Forest fire
Brush fire
Ice
Stranded/Stuck
Help
Hail
Wildfire
Tsunami Warning Center
Magnitude
Avalanche
Typhoon
Shelter-in-place
Disaster
Snow
Blizzard
Sleet
Mud slide or Mudslide
Erosion
Power outage
Brown out
Warning
Watch
Lightening
Aid
Relief
Closure
Interstate
Burst
Emergency Broadcast System
Cyber security
Botnet
DDOS (dedicated denial of service)
Denial of service
Malware
Virus
Trojan
Keylogger
Cyber Command
2600
Spammer
Phishing
Rootkit
Phreaking
Cain and abel
Brute forcing
Mysql injection
Cyber attack
Cyber terror
Hacker
China
Conficker
Worm
Scammers
Social media

 

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Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:21 | 2481220 VonManstein
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scanning the list for "gold" ans "silver"

anyone find?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:23 | 2481223 Ahmeexnal
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"birth certificate"

meanwhile, reactor 2 starts acting up again:

http://enenews.com/tepco-email-possible-re-criticality-in-reactor-no-2

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:28 | 2481253 Troll Magnet
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dang...that's a pretty fucked up list...

i'll see you all in guantanamo bay, bitchezzz!!!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:43 | 2481347 Manthong
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..and "tits" doesn't even belong on the list.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:49 | 2481374 mrdenis
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Yep it's there .."BUST"...as in Dolly Parton ...

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:53 | 2481620 slewie the pi-rat
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this is such bullshit! 
[paste} After vigorous resistance, the Department of Homeland Security was finally forced into releasing it’s 2011 Analyst’s Desktop Binder. It’s a manual of sorts, teaching all the storm troopers who monitor our Internet activity all day which key words to look for. {

after fighting like hell, this MUST be true?
hahaha!
how dumb do they think we are?
thanks anyhow, simon!

however, if true, this = best copy/paste e-mail evah?
going viral much?  the zH chainLetter?  L0L!!!

just in case, send it, BiCheZ!  

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:57 | 2481638 Xibalba
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tracebook?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:28 | 2481710 slewie the pi-rat
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L0L!!!

pirates is on the list!  but not pi-rat

suuuuure...

traceBerg? 

let's go with: traceBergen_belsen, ok, X_ba?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:36 | 2481729 hamurobby
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I with ya, I cant spell most them words eider.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:09 | 2481790 ndotken
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I quickly scanned the list and didn't see any of the words in the phrase "Fuck you Ben Bernanke you total fucking asshole" ... so I guess I'm safe.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 21:44 | 2482110 Poor Grogman
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"bitchez" is not on the list.

There is still hope....

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:14 | 2482195 Harlequin001
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and 'Brown Out' s on there twice...

Luckily, 'Hang the bastards' isn't...

Hang the bastards, that's what I say...

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:19 | 2482228 GoinFawr
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More than one meaning on that first one; I don't really want to get into the details... imagine some poor slob sharting in an elevator.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:23 | 2482245 Harlequin001
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imagine standing beside some poor slob sharting in an elevator...

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 02:20 | 2482666 StychoKiller
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Is a plot plans for the future, or a six-foot hole?

Why ain't ANFO on that list?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 21:57 | 2482152 Amish Hacker
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I was bummed to see "Hacker" on the list. See you all at the you-know-what camp.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:11 | 2482205 Ookspay
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LMFAO!

Uhhhh Pi-Rat, I think they have your IP address in their fave's list! Put some tape over your web cam lens!

Boo!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:15 | 2481679 BigJim
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"Dear Aunt Gullible,

I have heard that, in their neverending quest to keep us safe, the elves at Homeland Security have compiled a list of words that terrorists might use.

It's important that we all know what these words are, so I attach a list of them here, and hope you will forward these on to as many friends as possible, in turn asking each of them to forward it on to all their friends, etc.

Now, because SPAM filters block large numbers of identical emails, it's important for each 'generation' of Homeland Securetah e-mail Helpa™ to mix the words around so they don't accidentally get deleted by someone's SPAM filter. We wouldn't want even a single one of these lists not to reach the intended recipient, would we? Lives are at stake here!!!!!

Hope your tripes have settled since we last met,

God Bless,

Your Loving Cousin Loki x"

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:23 | 2481697 slewie the pi-rat
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way2keepitLowKey, Loki

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:27 | 2481708 eclectic syncretist
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put some of the words in everything you write just to spam them like they deserve for their unconstitutional actions.

Example...

I wonder if Al-queda will bust a terrorist dirty bomb with plane crashes on 12/21/2012?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:14 | 2481813 SaveTheBales
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Naw.  Just get a couple of computers to e-mail each other all nite.

They'll learn.  This ain't 1968.  There's more than one programmer now.  A technology race against the public is pretty much unwinnable.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:50 | 2481378 hedgeless_horseman
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No "Project Mayhem" on the list? 

WTF?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:55 | 2481402 jekyll island
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I for one am glad someone is looking at AMTRACK.  It's time the gubmint stopped featherbedding the wallets of parasite railroad companies.  

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:31 | 2481549 Michael
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See something say something.

Call Fairfax County Virgina Sherriff's office and report criminal activity at the Builderberg meeting.

Multiple violations of federal law are taking place there, specifically of the Logan Act.

Sedition and treason are being perpetrated by elected government officials, one namely John Kerry at attendence plotting criminal activity against the USA.

http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/sheriff/

Call Sheriff Stan Barry, demand he do his duty and arrest those Federal government officials for violating US Law!

http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/sheriff/contactus.htm

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:33 | 2481717 slewie the pi-rat
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whoever junked may just be a vigilante who wants to see you go make citizen's arrests, M, rather than give the toy-boys more e-mail addresses

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:05 | 2481782 a growing concern
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Anyone else find it weird that NWO, TPTB, Bilderberg, Rothschild, etc aren't on there?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:31 | 2481867 WonderDawg
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Those words are on the double-secret list. You're now marked. Good luck.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:47 | 2481921 a growing concern
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Yeah this public list is bullshit.  No 911 inside job, Ron Paul, gold, fuck Bernanke?  Get real.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:35 | 2481568 nmewn
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Bloated Bureaucracies Behaving Badly.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:53 | 2481629 Dixie Rect
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Shoe    Grunties    Megaphone

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:06 | 2481713 Bananamerican
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hey, knock it off. Our own home grown amerikan Stasi are sensitive types...

"analysts should also catalog items which may “reflect adversely on DHS.”

Sticks and stones gentlemen...and if you don't have anything nice to say (or anything that doesn't involve one of the 377 proscribed words) then don't say anything....(unless you SEE SOMETHING™.....or something like that)

....and for god's sake don't use the word MEXICO anymore!

...oh shit

_________

Dear DHS, do you people know that i write?

If you still find the amerikan peeple too chatty for your liking after dissemination of "The List™ ("The List™ is Life"), here are some further words for your ever-vigilant consideration....

spam

crime

appropriate

Blankfein

Frank

Dodd

Pink

slime

floyd

perpendicular

stool

bankster

pledge

allegiance

flag

justice

miracle

whip

taxpayer


Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:16 | 2481812 nmewn
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I see what you did there, me likey.

 

claw

money

grab

bag

flight

risk

back

holder

bend

over

counter

risk

freedom

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:08 | 2481475 JohnKozac
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Bogata is on the list.... twice.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:21 | 2481694 ImnotPOTUS
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Fort Hancock is on the list. That means Steven Knig is a terrorist because of "The Shawshank Redemption."

Dear God, do you realize that if Zihuatanejo is #278 he was this close to ending up in Gitmo.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:50 | 2481752 Bananamerican
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"Bogata is on the list.... twice"

must have nice whores down there...

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:41 | 2481589 New_Meat
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"I love tits!"

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:49 | 2481615 The Alarmist
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Would the context for tits be "Tango Uniform?"

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:05 | 2481656 smlbizman
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it looks like this politicaly correct group of assholes....have every word but the seven...so i will assume the coast is clear to say ..fuck these cocksucking pieces of shit...

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:46 | 2481356 Rich Bagg
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Piss shit cunt cocksucker motherfucker fuck tits 

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:17 | 2481501 Al Gorerhythm
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:59 | 2481963 Uncle Sugar
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Le Petit Tourette is better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF0UqyC2uBk

 

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 21:59 | 2482159 Al Gorerhythm
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OMFG!!!! Cartman says @29 secs in "Suck my ass, BART"!!! (Oooops). ROTFLMO. Perfect. There's spittle all over my screen.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:29 | 2481578 Al Gorerhythm
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Your word cloud (oops) was a sick (oops) response (oops). BART (oops) Chilton is a worm (oops). I would have called him a Piss shit cunt cocksucker motherfucker fuck tits but you stole my thunder.

Edit:http://www.silverdoctors.com/bart-chilton-silver-investigation-to-conclu...

BART (oops), the Piss shit cunt cocksucker motherfucker fuck tits, announces that he would have taken action long ago if it were up to him, against these silver manipulators. 

 

"I expect the investigation to conclude in 2-3 months, if not sooner. As you know, I can’t take an action by myself (I would have done so long ago if that were the case). It takes at least 3 of the 5 Commissioners.".

What he is saying is that there is proof to the claim but he can't get the 4 other corrupt Piss shit cunt cocksucker motherfucker fuck tits to support him. Whistleblow BART (oops) or just blow me.

 

 

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:47 | 2481751 SWCroaker
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What he is saying is distraction.  If he really had principals, or character, he'd be feeding some aspiring future Pulitzer prize winner (Tabini would do) with incriminating evidence, and then taking protection under the whistle-blower laws. 

He's their main method of stalling, and I hope he roasts with the rest of them.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:20 | 2481690 TheFourthStooge-ing
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London Olympics 2012 Stellar Wind Jon Corzine gyrotron semtex Emile Autouri signals intelligence Julie Newmar Fort Meade thermobaric Hedy Lamarr terror bomb Farrah Fawcett anthrax Guantanamo shopping mall polonium Charles Nelson Reilly claymore mine Dirty Sanchez grenade launcher lutefisk IED assassinate Studebaker Hoch hijack Al Qaida Joyce DeWitt ricin SMERSH electromagnetic pulse Wink Martindale Hezbollah Federal Reserve CIA border Mossad Lady Gaga detonator Lemmiwinks Santorum calutron June Foray plutonium Juarez Bank for International Settlements Cayman Islands MANPADS nuclear trigger Cleveland Steamer crop duster Howard Cosell Forex Myrna Loy Fx Trading borax LMAX parrot and parakeet training tape International Monetary Fund carbuncle RPG clostridium Olde Frothingslosh ebola Joey Heatherton Dimona smuggle roachclip Butthole Surfers bongwater National Reconnaissance Office Don Rickles Backstreet Boys jimsonweed Edward G. Robinson steganography Lily Langtry Captain Beefheart 27B-6 Lee van Cleef kaopectate

[cough]

...pardon me.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:11 | 2482208 palmereldritch
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Hedy Lamarr...that Teutonic twat!

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 02:26 | 2482673 StychoKiller
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"That's Hedley, Hedley Lamar!"

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 23:49 | 2482475 Cathartes Aura
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I sure hope I'm not the only one here that reads every word in that paragraph, grinning all the way to the end!

pork.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:24 | 2481234 Tijuana Donkey Show
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Remember, this is the 2011 list. For 2012, add:

Ron Paul

Facebook short

JP Morgan short

Gold

Silver 

PPT

Tyler Durden

 

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:29 | 2481261 Troll Magnet
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and the bernank.  don't forget the bernank!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:39 | 2481325 TideFighter
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and Bitchez!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:45 | 2481351 Manthong
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..drone, dots, holdover.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:50 | 2481375 CPL
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Wankel Rotary Engines = Deadliest tool on the planet.

 

 

I don't see it on the list.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:20 | 2481515 Saro
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And here I thought the deadliest tool on the planet was Ben Bernanke . . .

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:39 | 2481581 Temporalist
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Zombies, bath salts, "plant fertilizer," energy-1, Ivory Wave, Red Dove, Purple Wave, Blue Silk, Zoom, Bloom, Cloud Nine, Ocean Snow, Lunar Wave, Vanilla Sky, White Lightning, Scarface, Hurricane Charlie

Bath salts federal ban passed by U.S. Senate

http://newyork.newsday.com/news/nation/bath-salts-federal-ban-passed-by-...

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:12 | 2481674 juangrande
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420!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:23 | 2481698 Raynja
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they left off bank run

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:40 | 2481738 slewie the pi-rat
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and soap

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 21:30 | 2482061 HoofHearted
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Boating trips, canoes, fiat currency, "Everything is ok!"

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:14 | 2482220 palmereldritch
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DZHS

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 02:29 | 2482675 StychoKiller
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Shampoo:  Lather, rinse, repeat -- SATAN IN A BOTTLE!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 23:58 | 2482488 Cathartes Aura
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ooooh hooo, that is rich,

The new federal legislation casts a wide net over existing synthetic marijuana products and other possible chemical combinations, ensuring that, in Schumer's words, "simple chemistry can not result in new products that fall outside of existing bans."

hey Schuuuum you tool, where's yer fkg legislation on the chemical fud mafia?? aka the FDA?

what a load of bull.

pork.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 00:55 | 2482576 slewie the pi-rat
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no shr000ms for schuuum

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:09 | 2481668 juangrande
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Tits,zebra, and vibraphone.... and what about disgusting sounds?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:45 | 2481352 hedgeless_horseman
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Human to Animal

Tijuana Donkey Show, the DHS is watching you!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:43 | 2481599 New_Meat
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In the PI: balls go in green-yellow-red and come out green-yellow-red.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:43 | 2481600 krispkritter
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Really, didn't we have 'Fuck Bernanke!' at the top of the charts awhile back? Right before 'Obama is a Corp-o-whore, dickless, w(h)it(e)less, Kenyan, piece-o-shite'? But I digress; is Whooki, sorry, Snooki, preggers?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:36 | 2481307 AL_SWEARENGEN
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Yes, Silver and Gold should be on that list if for no other reason than to remind people of Bernard von Nothaus who is rotting in jail and labeled a domestic terrorist in court for the heinous crime of making Constitutional money - Gold & Silver coins.

 

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_von_NotHaus

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:42 | 2481594 Al Gorerhythm
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They have an "off-balance-sheet" list, no doubt.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:31 | 2481715 azzhatter
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add Zerohedge

Rick Santelli

 

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 03:27 | 2482720 Overflow-admin
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And Anonymous

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:36 | 2481427 e-man
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You all realize this post just set off a 100% match Defcon 1 alert, right?

Fire a banker, buy some gold! <= That ought to wake up a few watchers at the Fed too!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:50 | 2481758 YC2
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LOL we are fucked

 

And so is Luis GUZMAN!

 

Aack now Im doubly fucked!

 

Seriously, guzman?  At least all the goldbugs and libertarians can rest easy they are not that high up on the govts priority list.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:04 | 2481458 halibut
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add these words to your signature line and lets flood the illegal domestic surveillance system with false positives

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:35 | 2481567 12ToothAssassin
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But also makes sure to add a 2048bit AES encrypted attachment of bogus info too

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 16:33 | 2485824 mkkby
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The constitution, declaration of independence and a ron paul speech would make great attachments (encrypted of course)

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 04:18 | 2482760 koperniuk666
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Powder (white)
Gas
Spillover
Anthrax
Blister agent
Chemical agent
Exposure
Burn
Nerve agent


Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:06 | 2481467 Jon Valjon
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Sorry for the length, but to make it easier, here's the alphabetical list:

2600

Abu Sayyaf

Afghanistan

Agent

Agriculture

Agro

Aid

Air Marshal

Airplane (and derivatives)

Airport

Al Qaeda (all spellings)

Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms (ATF)

Al-Shabaab

Ammonium nitrate

AMTRAK

Anthrax

Antiviral

AQAP (AL Qaeda Arabian Peninsula)

AQIM (Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb)

Arellano-Felix

Artistic Assassins

Assassination

Attack

Attack

Authorities

Avalanche

Avian

Bacteria

Barrio Azteca

BART

Basque Separatists

Beltran-Leyva

Biological

Biological infection (or event)

Biological weapon

Black out

Blister agent

Blizzard

Body scanner

Bomb (squad or threat)

Border

Border Patrol

Botnet

Breach

Bridge

Brown out

Brown out

Brush fire

Brute forcing

Burn

Burst

Bust

Cain and abel

Calderon

Cancelled

Car bomb

Cartel

Cartel de Golfo

Center for Disease Control (CDC)

Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)

Chemical

Chemical agent

Chemical burn

Chemical fire

Chemical spill

Chemical weapon

China

CIKR (Critical Infrastructure & Key Resources)

Ciudad Juarez

Closure

Cloud

Coast Guard (USCG)

Cocaine

Collapse

Colombia

Communications infrastructure

Computer infrastructure

Conficker

Consular

Contamination

Conventional weapon

Cops

Crash

Crest

Critical infrastructure

Customs and Border Protection (CBP)

Cyber attack

Cyber Command

Cyber security

Cyber terror

DDOS (dedicated denial of service)

Deaths

Decapitated

Delays

Denial of service

Department of Homeland Security (DHS)

Dirty bomb

Dirty bomb

Disaster

Disaster assistance

Disaster management

Disaster medical assistance team (DMAT)

DNDO (Domestic Nuclear Detection Office)

Dock

Domestic nuclear detection

Domestic security

Drill

Drug

Drug Administration (FDA)

Drug cartel

Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA)

Drug trade

Drug war

E. Coli

Earthquake

Ebola

Eco terrorism

El Paso

Electric

Emergency

Emergency

Emergency Broadcast System

Emergency management

Emergency response

Enriched

Environmental terrorist

Epidemic

Epidemic

Erosion

ETA (Euskadi ta Askatasuna)

Evacuation

Evacuation

Execution

Exercise

Explosion (explosive)

Exposure

Exposure

Extreme weather

Extremism

Facility

Failure or outage

FARC (Armed Revolutionary Forces Colombia)

Federal Air Marshal Service (FAMS)

Federal Aviation Administration (FAA)

Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)

Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA)

First responder

Flood

Flu

Food Poisoning

Foot and Mouth (FMD)

Forest fire

Fort Hancock

Fundamentalism

Fusion Center

Gang

Gangs

Gas

Grid

Gulf Cartel

Gunfight

Guzman

H1N1

H5N1

Hacker

Hail

Hamas

Hazardous

Hazardous material incident

Hazmat

Help

Heroin

Hezbollah

Home grown

Homeland Defense

Homeland security

Hostage

Human to Animal

Human to human

Hurricane

Ice

IED (Improvised Explosive Device)

Illegal immigrants

Immigration Customs Enforcement (ICE)

Improvised explosive device

Incident

Industrial spill

Infection

Infection

Influenza

Infrastructure security

Interstate

IRA (Irish Republican Army)

Iran

Iraq

Islamist

Jihad

Juarez

Keylogger

Kidnap

La Familia

Landing

Law enforcement

Leak

Lightening

Listeria

Lockdown

Looting

Los Zetas

Magnitude

Malware

Mara salvatrucha

Marijuana

Maritime domain awareness (MDA)

MARTA

Matamoros

Meth Lab

Methamphetamine

Metro

Mexican army

Mexicles

Mexico

Michoacana

Militia Shooting

Mitigation

MS13 or MS-13

Mud slide or Mudslide

Mutation

Mysql injection

Narco banners (Spanish equivalents)

Narcos

Narcotics

National Guard

National infrastructure

National laboratory

National Operations Center (NOC)

National preparedness

National preparedness initiative

National security

Nationalist

NBIC (National Biosurveillance Integration Center)

Nerve agent

New Federation

Nigeria

Nogales

North Korea

Norvo Virus

Nuclear

Nuclear

Nuclear facility

Nuclear threat

Nuevo Leon

Organized crime

Outbreak

Pakistan

Pandemic

Phishing

Phreaking

Pipe bomb

Pirates

Plague

PLF (Palestine Liberation Front)

PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization

Plot

Plume

Police

Pork

Port

Port Authority

Powder (white)

Power

Power lines

Power outage

Prevention

Public Health

Quarantine

Radiation

Radicals

Radioactive

Recall

Recovery

Recruitment

Red Cross

Relief

Resistant

Response

Reynosa

Reyosa

Ricin

Riot

Rootkit

Salmonella

San Diego

Sarin

Scammers

Screening

Secret Service (USSS)

Secure Border Initiative (SBI)

Security

Service disruption

Shelter-in-place

Shootout

Shots fired

Sick

Sinaloa

Sleet

Small Pox

Smart

Smuggling (smugglers)

Snow

Social media

Somalia

Sonora

Southwest

Spammer

Spillover

Standoff

State of emergency

Storm

Strain

Stranded/Stuck

Subway

Suicide attack

Suicide bomber

Suspicious package/device

Suspicious substance

SWAT

Swine

Symptoms

Taliban

Tamaulipas

Tamiflu

Tamil Tigers

Target

Task Force

Telecommunications

Temblor

Terror

Terror Tuberculosis (TB)

Terrorism

Threat

Tijuana

Tornado

Torreon

Toxic

Toxic Agro

Trafficking

Transportation security

Transportation Security Administration (TSA)

Tremor

Trojan

Tsunami

Tsunami Warning Center

TTP (Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan)

Tucson

Twister

Typhoon

U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (CIS)

U.S. Consulate

United Nations (UN)

Vaccine

Violence

Viral Hemorrhagic Fever

Virus

Virus

Warning

Watch

Water/air borne

Wave

Weapons cache

Weapons grade

Wildfire

WMATA

World Health Organization (WHO) (and components)

Worm

Yemen

Yuma

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:45 | 2481604 New_Meat
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you just made putting the brevity list together so much easier.  Thanks. - Ned

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 05:26 | 2482808 fx
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Sex and porn are missing from the list - which of course makes complete sense as otherwise the govt would be completely stuck monitoring itself over and over again in a neverending feedback loop.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:16 | 2481684 HD
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 The list is so vague they might as well add puppies and rainbows as terror watch words. It's unreal to actually watch our once free country actually become a police state.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 21:46 | 2482117 Excursionist
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In a similar vein, any terrorist or seditionist worth his / her salt couldn't possibly be stupid enough to engage in digital dialogue with 80% - 90% of the terms in the watchlist, regardless of encryption use.  For example, the 9/11 conspiracists used arcane codewords and, to boot, didn't actually send each other e-mails.  They were craftier..  They shared an e-mail account (e.g., Hotmail, Gmail) to type up e-mails and then save them as 'drafts.'  The next person would logon and open the saved draft, respond to it, save it as another draft, and so forth.  No e-mails actually were transmitted from one account to another.  But I digress..

The U.S. government know all this, which begs the question of, "Why are so many highly specific terms on the watchlist if they are not used by the actual bad guys?"  I'm not one for conspiracy theories, but this reeks of a targeted intent to monitor a base of people much, much broader than the 'actual' bad guys.  Good grief.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:20 | 2482236 palmereldritch
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  "I'm not one for conspiracy theories, but this reeks of a targeted intent to monitor a base of people much, much broader than the 'actual' bad guys.  Good grief. "

Good to have you in the game.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 02:35 | 2482679 StychoKiller
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"There's no way to rule innocent men.  The only power any government has is to crack down on criminals.  Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them.  One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.  Who wants a nation of law-abiding citizens?  What's there in that for anyone?  But just pass the kind of laws that can neither be observed nor enforced nor objectively interpreted--and you create a nation of law-breakers--and then you cash in on guilt.  Now that's the system, Mr. Rearden, that's the game, and once you understand it, you'll be much easier to deal with." --  Dr. Floyd Ferris, "Atlas Shrugged"

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:30 | 2481547 Ookspay
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Does anyone really believe this list is the real list? What a joke! The real list repositions satellites and starts taking photos..

See y'all at camp :D

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:41 | 2481586 Iconoclast
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I was too busy looking for "zero hedge" and "bitchez"

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 21:40 | 2482094 palmereldritch
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I didn't see Zombies or Cramer either.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:47 | 2481609 SilverRhino
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Gold and silver aren't on the list.  Here's the list in alphabetical order.

2600
Abu Sayyaf
Afghanistan
Agent
Agriculture
Agro
Aid
Air Marshal
Airplane (and derivatives)
Airport
Al Qaeda (all spellings)
Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms (ATF)
Al-Shabaab
Ammonium nitrate
AMTRAK
Anthrax
Antiviral
AQAP (AL Qaeda Arabian Peninsula)
AQIM (Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb)
Arellano-Felix
Artistic Assassins
Assassination
Attack
Attack
Authorities
Avalanche
Avian
Bacteria
Barrio Azteca
BART
Basque Separatists
Beltran-Leyva
Biological
Biological infection (or event)
Biological weapon
Black out
Blister agent
Blizzard
Body scanner
Bomb (squad or threat)
Border
Border Patrol
Botnet
Breach
Bridge
Brown out
Brown out
Brush fire
Brute forcing
Burn
Burst
Bust
Cain and abel
Calderon
Cancelled
Car bomb
Cartel
Cartel de Golfo
Center for Disease Control (CDC)
Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)
Chemical
Chemical agent
Chemical burn
Chemical fire
Chemical spill
Chemical weapon
China
CIKR (Critical Infrastructure & Key Resources)
Ciudad Juarez
Closure
Cloud
Coast Guard (USCG)
Cocaine
Collapse
Colombia
Communications infrastructure
Computer infrastructure
Conficker
Consular
Contamination
Conventional weapon
Cops
Crash
Crest
Critical infrastructure
Customs and Border Protection (CBP)
Cyber attack
Cyber Command
Cyber security
Cyber terror
DDOS (dedicated denial of service)
Deaths
Decapitated
Delays
Denial of service
Department of Homeland Security (DHS)
Dirty bomb
Dirty bomb
Disaster
Disaster assistance
Disaster management
Disaster medical assistance team (DMAT)
DNDO (Domestic Nuclear Detection Office)
Dock
Domestic nuclear detection
Domestic security
Drill
Drug
Drug Administration (FDA)
Drug cartel
Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA)
Drug trade
Drug war
E. Coli
Earthquake
Ebola
Eco terrorism
El Paso
Electric
Emergency
Emergency
Emergency Broadcast System
Emergency management
Emergency response
Enriched
Environmental terrorist
Epidemic
Epidemic
Erosion
ETA (Euskadi ta Askatasuna)
Evacuation
Evacuation
Execution
Exercise
Explosion (explosive)
Exposure
Exposure
Extreme weather
Extremism
Facility
Failure or outage
FARC (Armed Revolutionary Forces Colombia)
Federal Air Marshal Service (FAMS)
Federal Aviation Administration (FAA)
Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA)
First responder
Flood
Flu
Food Poisoning
Foot and Mouth (FMD)
Forest fire
Fort Hancock
Fundamentalism
Fusion Center
Gang
Gangs
Gas
Grid
Gulf Cartel
Gunfight
Guzman
H1N1
H5N1
Hacker
Hail
Hamas
Hazardous
Hazardous material incident
Hazmat
Help
Heroin
Hezbollah
Home grown
Homeland Defense
Homeland security
Hostage
Human to Animal
Human to human
Hurricane
Ice
IED (Improvised Explosive Device)
Illegal immigrants
Immigration Customs Enforcement (ICE)
Improvised explosive device
Incident
Industrial spill
Infection
Infection
Influenza
Infrastructure security
Interstate
IRA (Irish Republican Army)
Iran
Iraq
Islamist
Jihad
Juarez
Keylogger
Kidnap
La Familia
Landing
Law enforcement
Leak
Lightening
Listeria
Lockdown
Looting
Los Zetas
Magnitude
Malware
Mara salvatrucha
Marijuana
Maritime domain awareness (MDA)
MARTA
Matamoros
Meth Lab
Methamphetamine
Metro
Mexican army
Mexicles
Mexico
Michoacana
Militia Shooting
Mitigation
MS13 or MS-13
Mud slide or Mudslide
Mutation
Mysql injection
Narco banners (Spanish equivalents)
Narcos
Narcotics
National Guard
National infrastructure
National laboratory
National Operations Center (NOC)
National preparedness
National preparedness initiative
National security
Nationalist
NBIC (National Biosurveillance Integration Center)
Nerve agent
New Federation
Nigeria
Nogales
North Korea
Norvo Virus
Nuclear
Nuclear
Nuclear facility
Nuclear threat
Nuevo Leon
Organized crime
Outbreak
Pakistan
Pandemic
Phishing
Phreaking
Pipe bomb
Pirates
Plague
PLF (Palestine Liberation Front)
PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization
Plot
Plume
Police
Pork
Port
Port Authority
Powder (white)
Power
Power lines
Power outage
Prevention
Public Health
Quarantine
Radiation
Radicals
Radioactive
Recall
Recovery
Recruitment
Red Cross
Relief
Resistant
Response
Reynosa
Reyosa
Ricin
Riot
Rootkit
Salmonella
San Diego
Sarin
Scammers
Screening
Secret Service (USSS)
Secure Border Initiative (SBI)
Security
Service disruption
Shelter-in-place
Shootout
Shots fired
Sick
Sinaloa
Sleet
Small Pox
Smart
Smuggling (smugglers)
Snow
Social media
Somalia
Sonora
Southwest
Spammer
Spillover
Standoff
State of emergency
Storm
Strain
Stranded/Stuck
Subway
Suicide attack
Suicide bomber
Suspicious package/device
Suspicious substance
SWAT
Swine
Symptoms
Taliban
Tamaulipas
Tamiflu
Tamil Tigers
Target
Task Force
Telecommunications
Temblor
Terror
Terror Tuberculosis (TB)
Terrorism
Threat
Tijuana
Tornado
Torreon
Toxic
Toxic Agro
Trafficking
Transportation security
Transportation Security Administration (TSA)
Tremor
Trojan
Tsunami
Tsunami Warning Center
TTP (Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan)
Tucson
Twister
Typhoon
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (CIS)
U.S. Consulate
United Nations (UN)
Vaccine
Violence
Viral Hemorrhagic Fever
Virus
Virus
Warning
Watch
Water/air borne
Wave
Weapons cache
Weapons grade
Wildfire
WMATA
World Health Organization (WHO) (and components)
Worm
Yemen
Yuma

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:37 | 2481731 slewie the pi-rat
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thxz

the "Ps" are awesome, doncha think silver_0?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:26 | 2482251 palmereldritch
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Based on the terms listed it appears the DHS is flagrantly indulging in Narcissistic Personality Disorder

Don't go there Slewie...

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 21:53 | 2482135 Ookspay
Ookspay's picture

+1

Thanks for the a-z.

Fuckin' fedgov has way too much time on it's hands, God knows the money is endless...

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 23:14 | 2482404 icanhasbailout
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sadly, government data harvesting spiders don't lookat ads...

 

and they have "police" and "pork" on the list but not "pigs"

 

nobody serious is using this list, it's fucking worthless

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 00:13 | 2482504 Cathartes Aura
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pork = swine = flu

which is definitely a soon to be topic of interest.  just check all the words that might have to do with pandemic.

pork.  it's also verboten to some tribes.   notice the sudden upsurge of interest in bacon lately?  

*nods*  &   *winks*

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 00:57 | 2482579 palmereldritch
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 01:26 | 2482620 Cathartes Aura
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have to admit to lovin' it - but!  the crazy upsurge in bacon-everything-in-the-media, combined with my *cough* awareness around the whole buy-OH-trrrzm is just enough to have my brain whirrrrrrrng. . . particularly since bacon is a no-go for a certain. . . kult.

pork.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:05 | 2481781 chiswickcat
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911/inside job,  price manipulation, crash JP Morgan, Bankster... 

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:31 | 2481864 philipat
philipat's picture

Have they not heard of a little thing calleed "Alphabetical order"?

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 04:58 | 2482780 HungrySeagull
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= Complete list of DHS monitoring keywords =

Department of Homeland Security (DHS)
Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA)
Coast Guard (USCG)
Customs and Border Protection (CBP)
Border Patrol
Secret Service (USSS)
National Operations Center (NOC)
Homeland Defense
Immigration Customs Enforcement (ICE)
Agent
Task Force
Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)
Fusion Center
Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA)
Secure Border Initiative (SBI)
Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms (ATF)
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (CIS)
Federal Air Marshal Service (FAMS)
Transportation Security Administration (TSA)
Air Marshal
Federal Aviation Administration (FAA)
National Guard
Red Cross
United Nations (UN)
Assassination
Attack
Domestic security
Drill
Exercise
Cops
Law enforcement
Authorities
Disaster assistance
Disaster management
DNDO (Domestic Nuclear Detection Office)
National preparedness
Mitigation
Prevention
Response
Recovery
Dirty bomb
Domestic nuclear detection
Emergency management
Emergency response
First responder
Homeland security
Maritime domain awareness (MDA)
National preparedness initiative
Militia Shooting
Shots fired
Evacuation
Deaths
Hostage
Explosion (explosive)
Police
Disaster medical assistance team (DMAT)
Organized crime
Gangs
National security
State of emergency
Security
Breach
Threat
Standoff
SWAT
Screening
Lockdown
Bomb (squad or threat)
Crash
Looting
Riot
Emergency
Landing
Pipe bomb
Incident
Facility
Hazmat
Nuclear
Chemical spill
Suspicious package/device
Toxic
National laboratory
Nuclear facility
Nuclear threat
Cloud
Plume
Radiation
Radioactive
Leak
Biological infection (or event)
Chemical
Chemical burn
Biological
Epidemic
Hazardous
Hazardous material incident
Industrial spill
Infection
Powder (white)
Gas
Spillover
Anthrax
Blister agent
Chemical agent
Exposure
Burn
Nerve agent
Ricin
Sarin
North Korea
Outbreak
Contamination
Exposure
Virus
Evacuation
Bacteria
Recall
Ebola
Food Poisoning
Foot and Mouth (FMD)
H5N1
Avian
Flu
Salmonella
Small Pox
Plague
Human to human
Human to Animal
Influenza
Center for Disease Control (CDC)
Drug Administration (FDA)
Public Health
Toxic Agro
Terror Tuberculosis (TB)
Agriculture
Listeria
Symptoms
Mutation
Resistant
Antiviral
Wave
Pandemic
Infection
Water/air borne
Sick
Swine
Pork
Strain
Quarantine
H1N1
Vaccine
Tamiflu
Norvo Virus
Epidemic
World Health Organization (WHO) (and components)
Viral Hemorrhagic Fever
E. Coli
Infrastructure security
Airport
CIKR (Critical Infrastructure & Key Resources)
AMTRAK
Collapse
Computer infrastructure
Communications infrastructure
Telecommunications
Critical infrastructure
National infrastructure
Metro
WMATA
Airplane (and derivatives)
Chemical fire
Subway
BART
MARTA
Port Authority
NBIC (National Biosurveillance Integration Center)
Transportation security
Grid
Power
Smart
Body scanner
Electric
Failure or outage
Black out
Brown out
Port
Dock
Bridge
Cancelled
Delays
Service disruption
Power lines
Drug cartel
Violence
Gang
Drug
Narcotics
Cocaine
Marijuana
Heroin
Border
Mexico
Cartel
Southwest
Juarez
Sinaloa
Tijuana
Torreon
Yuma
Tucson
Decapitated
U.S. Consulate
Consular
El Paso
Fort Hancock
San Diego
Ciudad Juarez
Nogales
Sonora
Colombia
Mara salvatrucha
MS13 or MS-13
Drug war
Mexican army
Methamphetamine
Cartel de Golfo
Gulf Cartel
La Familia
Reynosa
Nuevo Leon
Narcos
Narco banners (Spanish equivalents)
Los Zetas
Shootout
Execution
Gunfight
Trafficking
Kidnap
Calderon
Reyosa
Bust
Tamaulipas
Meth Lab
Drug trade
Illegal immigrants
Smuggling (smugglers)
Matamoros
Michoacana
Guzman
Arellano-Felix
Beltran-Leyva
Barrio Azteca
Artistic Assassins
Mexicles
New Federation
Terrorism
Al Qaeda (all spellings)
Terror
Attack
Iraq
Afghanistan
Iran
Pakistan
Agro
Environmental terrorist
Eco terrorism
Conventional weapon
Target
Weapons grade
Dirty bomb
Enriched
Nuclear
Chemical weapon
Biological weapon
Ammonium nitrate
Improvised explosive device
IED (Improvised Explosive Device)
Abu Sayyaf
Hamas
FARC (Armed Revolutionary Forces Colombia)
IRA (Irish Republican Army)
ETA (Euskadi ta Askatasuna)
Basque Separatists
Hezbollah
Tamil Tigers
PLF (Palestine Liberation Front)
PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization
Car bomb
Jihad
Taliban
Weapons cache
Suicide bomber
Suicide attack
Suspicious substance
AQAP (AL Qaeda Arabian Peninsula)
AQIM (Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb)
TTP (Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan)
Yemen
Pirates
Extremism
Somalia
Nigeria
Radicals
Al-Shabaab
Home grown
Plot
Nationalist
Recruitment
Fundamentalism
Islamist
Emergency
Hurricane
Tornado
Twister
Tsunami
Earthquake
Tremor
Flood
Storm
Crest
Temblor
Extreme weather
Forest fire
Brush fire
Ice
Stranded/Stuck
Help
Hail
Wildfire
Tsunami Warning Center
Magnitude
Avalanche
Typhoon
Shelter-in-place
Disaster
Snow
Blizzard
Sleet
Mud slide or Mudslide
Erosion
Power outage
Brown out
Warning
Watch
Lightening
Aid
Relief
Closure
Interstate
Burst
Emergency Broadcast System
Cyber security
Botnet
DDOS (dedicated denial of service)
Denial of service
Malware
Virus
Trojan
Keylogger
Cyber Command
2600
Spammer
Phishing
Rootkit
Phreaking
Cain and abel
Brute forcing
Mysql injection
Cyber attack
Cyber terror
Hacker
China
Conficker
Worm
Scammers
Social media

Nope, no silver, no gold.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 16:28 | 2485790 mkkby
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I don't see revolution or secede on the list.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:22 | 2481222 Zen Bernanke
Zen Bernanke's picture

that article must have set off a few alarms .

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:37 | 2481313 nonclaim
nonclaim's picture

plus all the comments will sound like a "Militia Shooting" that will make the "DHS" "Agent" "Task Force" "Response" "Brown out" (their pants)

Is that enough to get the Black Helicopter around here? I'm bored.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:46 | 2481357 Rainman
Rainman's picture

didn't see " fuck " on the list so guess y'all are safe for now.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:04 | 2481779 Yes_Questions
Yes_Questions's picture

 

 

and FUCK you too..

 

;-)

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 04:58 | 2482781 HungrySeagull
HungrySeagull's picture

They forgot Idaho.

Aint Internet double checking the Government's work neat?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:44 | 2481350 HelluvaEngineer
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I, for one, welcome our criminal overlords.  Just sayin'

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:07 | 2481789 chiswickcat
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I FB'd the entire list, just waiting for some black choppers to start hovering overhead...

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 05:00 | 2482782 HungrySeagull
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We had a few orbit the area once or twice.

Nothing to do with us though.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 04:59 | 2482784 HungrySeagull
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We had a few orbit the area once or twice.

Nothing to do with us though.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:22 | 2481224 idea_hamster
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Cloud?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:39 | 2481785 Yes_Questions
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One of the terrorists used it, famously, preceded by the word MUSHROOM.

 

somewhere back in the early days of these dark ages.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:23 | 2481226 HarryM
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lol - Looks like they left off Zero Hedge, we're safe for now

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:51 | 2481383 BlueCollaredOne
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I think it's safe to say that this site is heavily monitored by NSA, FBI, etc. Don't be surprised if you try to log on to ZH one day and it redirects you to FBI.gov

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:29 | 2481542 FeralSerf
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ADL too.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:34 | 2481724 TheFourthStooge-ing
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I'm sure the ADL provides daily reports of what it has scoured to the FBI, et al., to make sure that nothing "important" is missed.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:37 | 2481565 Paul Atreides
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Within 1 week of visiting this site (and a few others) my ISP routes you through a DOD network in Ohio and I'm in Canada. It isn't a glitch either because I have moved twice in the past year and I see the same switchover a week after moving and my regular browsing.

 

  1. CMT Canada
  2. DOD Ohio US
  3. Back to my municipality ISP network Canada
  4. Regular hop to requested IP/Domain Canada
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:42 | 2481595 BlueCollaredOne
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Holy shit, doesn't surprise me though.

Got a link to teach me the process of how to see my ISP routes? Have you ever researched an "average joes" ISP routes to see if nowadays everyone's traffic is monitored?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:57 | 2481636 Paul Atreides
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If your on windows go to start->run then type in cmd. It will open a small DOS looking window. Type in tracert zerohedge.com

You'll see the IP of the hops come up one by one. Go to this site and type in the IPs and search one by one. Now there is a chance you are going to hit a military network at some point as the internet backbone was built on Darpa but never the first couple of hops especially like me if your not in the US.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:02 | 2481650 BlueCollaredOne
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Thanks for the info.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:19 | 2481824 VisualCSharp
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Anyone at ZH care to explain this?

 

  7    19 ms    20 ms    19 ms  107.14.17.141

  8   126 ms    97 ms   202 ms  TenGigabitEthernet2-1.ar4.DAL2.gblx.net [64.211.60.81]

  9   133 ms   129 ms   131 ms  146.82.32.154

 10   144 ms   147 ms   146 ms  r1par1.core.init7.net [77.109.128.77]

 11   147 ms   148 ms   147 ms  r1gva1.core.init7.net [77.109.128.54]

 12   144 ms   146 ms   149 ms  r1gva3.core.init7.net [77.109.128.62]

 13   143 ms   144 ms   144 ms  r1ber1.core.init7.net [77.109.128.181]

 14   143 ms   142 ms   143 ms  r1zba1.core.init7.net [77.109.128.173]

 15   151 ms   148 ms   148 ms  r1zlz1.core.init7.net [77.109.128.229]

 16   140 ms   141 ms   139 ms  gw-nine.init7.net [77.109.135.6]

 17   140 ms   139 ms   139 ms  ge0.r9.cz.nine.ch [217.150.240.19]

 

 

Why are my packets being sent to Switzerland? Route 17 is the last route that actually responds, BTW. Is this site run in Switzerland?

 

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:28 | 2481854 Yes_Questions
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Off Shore Ranting Accounts.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 21:56 | 2482146 Excursionist
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Wouldn't it be simply perfect if ZeroHedge were a DoD-run or -sponsored site with offshore servers for plausible deniability?  And the articles posted by the Tylers simply a sliver of the actual truth known by the U.S. government, to lure smug, quasi-intellectual, financial geeks with anti-establishment leanings from their safe confines?  Yes, I think that would be perfect.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:07 | 2482191 hedgeless_horseman
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I'll have you know that I am not smug in the least.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:35 | 2482274 Yes_Questions
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I dunno.  Seems people in the Capitol enjoy rich foods.

;

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 05:02 | 2482786 HungrySeagull
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Smug?

Hah. Not happening.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:35 | 2482210 Paul Atreides
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Would like to know what my LTV is as an influencer, that would be interesting ;)

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 03:34 | 2482723 Overflow-admin
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Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:46 | 2481610 New_Meat
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Your ISP routs ME through a DoD?

You must be a terista!

- Ned

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:33 | 2481718 Rainman
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You all clear, Porky.....teristas don't do no piglet meat

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:17 | 2481822 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Paul Atreides said:

Within 1 week of visiting this site (and a few others) my ISP routes you through a DOD network in Ohio and I'm in Canada. It isn't a glitch either because I have moved twice in the past year and I see the same switchover a week after moving and my regular browsing.

  1. CMT Canada
  2. DOD Ohio US
  3. Back to my municipality ISP network Canada
  4. Regular hop to requested IP/Domain Canada

While I wouldn't put anything past the paranoid criminals running the show in Vichy DC, the results you're seeing could also be a result of lameness on the part of your ISP. They might be using, on their internal network, public addresses which have been assigned to someone else. This can work if the legitimate owners of the public addresses aren't adverstising routes to them and the ISP can keep them out of their BGP tables, but it's a bad idea®.

Ticketmaster is notorious for doing this:

http://merit.edu/mail.archives/nanog/2004-06/msg01017.html

In the article linked to above, you'll see that Ticketmaster was using IP address blocks on their internal network which actually belong to the DoD Network Information Center. The article (an archived post to the nanog mailing list) is from 2004 and contains whois info showing DNIC as being in Vienna, Virginia. Currently, a whois query of the same addresses shows they still belong to DNIC, but the location information has changed to Columbus, Ohio:

NetRange:       29.0.0.0 - 29.255.255.255
CIDR:           29.0.0.0/8
OriginAS:
NetName:        MILX25-TEMP
NetHandle:      NET-29-0-0-0-1
Parent:
NetType:        Direct Allocation
RegDate:        1991-07-01
Updated:        2009-06-19
Ref:            http://whois.arin.net/rest/net/NET-29-0-0-0-1

OrgName:        DoD Network Information Center
OrgId:          DNIC
Address:        3990 E. Broad Street
City:           Columbus
StateProv:      OH
PostalCode:     43218
Country:        US
RegDate:
Updated:        2011-08-17
Ref:            http://whois.arin.net/rest/org/DNIC

This isn't to say that your network traffic isn't being sniffed. For their own convenience, though, I think they do it at the major telco POPs.

 

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 21:36 | 2482076 palmereldritch
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Ticketmaster and the DoD.  Well that fucking figures!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:04 | 2482107 Paul Atreides
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That logic and explanation is quite possible, sometimes ISPs do run short of IP blocks and end up leasing from other entities. But the part that does not jive is the fact that this switched over a week or so after initial modem setup twice now. I even had to resend new IP based tokens to some of the software I use, so I knew exactly when it happened. I have also moved over 2 hours from one location in province to another location same scenario, traceroute shows no problems for a week then it starts re-directing through DOD.

As a control I tested this at a family members house 6 months ago and there was no re-direction to a DOD IP (I have been monitoring this for about 9 months now). I more recently managed to wake them up (last couple of months), their surfing habits changed and they are now routed through the same DOD center. They've had the same internet connection and modem for years but only recently joined their local Occupy group and voila DOD gets all the memos.

IP leasing just doesn't add up...

EDIT: I am going to run this test on both Occupy and non Occupy/asleep local internet connections, I'll post an OT in a weeks time with the results.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 23:53 | 2482186 palmereldritch
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Thanks, great insight on what should probably be standard situational awareness for today's infowar.

For some reason your comment reminded me of this scene from the movie, Last of the Mohicans where an important courier needed to be dispatched unmolested from a fort under seige.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYkldvQH9Ig

Different tech, same spirit.

EDIT: And by the clip I'm not condoning or advertising violence but underlining how the battle for the delivery of critical information affects all our freedoms.
However, Liberty is truly under seige and under the noses of the very agency established to provide 'National Security'. Perhaps if they were doing their job better to protect the Constitution, assuming that's a mandate, I wouldn't need such lame ass qualifiers.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 07:12 | 2482951 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Paul Atreides said:

That logic and explanation is quite possible, sometimes ISPs do run short of IP blocks and end up leasing from other entities.

I apologize for the lack of clarity in my post. When I said that ISPs and other organizations will use IP address blocks in their internal networks which have been assigned to other entities, I didn't mean to imply leasing or any other such arrangement. I meant that the IP address blocks are simply used without any sort of agreement, permission, or notification.

This happens more often than people realize. It can work if network operators are very careful about router configuration and know that no traffic on their networks will ever need to reach those same IP addresses on the public internet. They would need to make sure that their border routers ignored routing table updates from the public internet concerning those addresses.

More importantly, they would also need to make sure that their border routers didn't advertise routes to those addresses. Without such egress filtering, conflicting routing information could propagate from their network onto parts of the public internet.

I've seen a couple cases where this has happened, and it's not pretty. One of the results is that sites legitimately using these IP addresses become unreachable from portions of the internet. This is due to conflicting routing updates, from both the legitimate router and the misconfigured router, periodically percolating through the fabric of the internet. It usually requires phone calls to upstream backbone service providers to resolve. This is why I referred to this practice as a bad idea®.

This problem could be avoided by using reserved blocks of IP addresses intended for such internal network usage (such as those beginning with 10. or 192.168.) which are supposed to be non-routable on the public internet.

Again, I apologize for any ambiguity in my previous comment and I hope this has cleared up any possible misunderstandings.

 

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 05:04 | 2482789 HungrySeagull
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Vienna huh?

THAT figures...

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:55 | 2481405 HarryM
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Cut and paste the list into a chain email

Mention that failure to forward he list to 20 friends will bring bad luck

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:28 | 2481535 Paul Atreides
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Now that is actually not a bad idea. Except just tell everyone the thruth that the DHS,FBI,CIA,NSA is all ready illegally watching you and this will bog their system down.

Hell I would forward that from my hotmail just to spite the man.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:03 | 2481454 optimator
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I bet dere is a zuper-zecit liszt dey don't gif to the publik.  Sero Liszt cuud be on it.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:40 | 2481585 Irwin Fletcher
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Yes, but noting that many ZH posts reference something unmentionable like National preparedness, Pork, Scammers, Bust, Collapse or Disaster.  

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:23 | 2481228 Centurion9.41
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"2600", interesting word....

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:24 | 2481233 Ahmeexnal
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it's the hacker mag.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:28 | 2481255 jo6pac
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Thanks for the info had me going

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:30 | 2481273 Rahm
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Quarterly, sold at B&N (or so I've heard)

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:32 | 2481283 Centurion9.41
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I know.  Interesting story as to how name came to be.  Regardless, its not a word. Not to mention there's more than a few numbers associated with less than desirable behavior.... 666?  Not on the list. ;)

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:01 | 2481444 CPL
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2600hz is the sound of a toy that was in Captain Crunch Cereal in the 70's.  A computer science god figured out that if you blew the whistle into a handset that the line would reset and you could make a call anywhere.  It spawned a Magazine called 2600 which was run by a bunch of smart scofflaws.  Most of them working as the security top end for the government now.  Even Kevin Mitnik...he bills 10k a day to talk about old school to people too lazy to read.  Or maybe unable to, the educations system is slipping which would explain the populations love of electronic picture books.

 

...anycase from that point the awesomeness known as Captain Crunch mapped the signal ranges and what they do to legacy phone systems (rotary phones with real moving parts and actual brass bells that rang.  From there the BBS universe popped up, TRS-80s...Commodore...etc...Computers weren't going anywhere until he figured out how to get that long distance "bug" of cost lowered.  What do you get when geek find each other online?  Ideas for better geeky things like faster computers, software, etc.

 

The IT industry as it stands today and all the tech is here because of cheap phone hacks.  Contrary to popular belief, Engineering was a shit tier paying job prior to the dot.com retardation.

 

Today's phone system, all digital, IP driven.  Their biggest flaw isn't that, it's the amount of power it requires to keep it running, 2000% more power than traditional landlines.  Cell towers and the like just constantly broadcast and eat tonnes of juice.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:24 | 2481529 WillyGroper
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>>>>>>>Today's phone system, all digital, IP driven. 

 

Wrong. Not yet. 

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:14 | 2481678 CPL
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True.  Not totally.  In metro's though, 90% of the subs in a phone system, it's digital.  The scavengers are slowly pulling the rest of it down for copper at zero cost to the telco's that can pocket the insurance loss and decide to throw up another cell tower.   Scavengers of the wire might get possiblibly get a minor fine and a wag of the finger.

Ever wonder why the crime of scavenging theft is so much less than say breaking into a store at night?  The first is only a misdemeanor in most places, the second is state prison.

 

So yes, there is a little copper left, eventually though with the infrastructure theives stealing everything not nailed down and the telco "profits" being discovered as insurance windfalls for not lobbying to enforce harsher reforms and laws.   50 years ago, it would have landed you in a Federal prison...now with cell phones and the vanishing payphone.  Guess what?  That's how it's being attempted to happen...

Weird how if a person leaves their crap lying around and someone steals it, a person is put under the gun for something as simple as a widget from their insurance company.  Yet, a telco can ignore the  theives pulling down cabling and causing X amount of damage in terms of productivity.  If a person let that happen enough and kept filing claims daily, it sure would be considered slightly suspicious...possibly fraudulent in fact.

 

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:41 | 2481906 Yes_Questions
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+great moments of Geek.

 

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 08:07 | 2483081 WillyGroper
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Ever hear of PSN? No, 90% of subs are not. Eventually legacy equipment will be retired, you have NO idea how much of it there is. I for one choose to keep POTS. It's 99% reliable, where cell phones are not. Try using it in a weather emergency. As far as scavengers stealing copper, yes that happens, but to say there is so little copper left is an outright falsehood. Not only does broadband & TV run on it, but MANY ckts going to towers ride on copper. Hey, I've got an idea, I'd like to sell you a wireless burglar alarm. Real cheap. It's obvious, you know not of what you speak. As far as copper, thieves & insurance fraud, it's a freakin felony that will get you 3 federal hots & a cot so fast it'll make ur head spin to vandalize a telco network. 

>>>>>>now with cell phones and the vanishing payphone. 

How about a decade ago? Now?

Ur making an assumption that both voice & data are 90% wireless. Guess what, that traffic, even if on fiber is limited by the eq tied to each end, not to mention traffic capacity. Furthermore, the telcos lease those cell towers, they don't own them. If you had a clue, you'd know that the cell tower is about to become obsolete. WIKI is not a reliable source. 



Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:28 | 2481538 fuu
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At some point in there Operation Sundevil was spawned. Which is why the EFF was formed.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 05:08 | 2482790 HungrySeagull
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Actually that is true, they took out the last Exhcange driven by copper two decades ago.

The rest is now power hungry data centers.

Sometimes in a ordinary two story house with lots of utility power billing.

I remember the old rotary. Lots of fun. Bullet proof too.

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