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Guest Post: Uncle Sam Admits Monitoring You For These 377 Words
Submitted by Simon Black from Sovereign Man
Uncle Sam Admits Monitoring You For These 377 Words
One of breakout standup routines from the late, great George Carlin was his 1972 monologue “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television.” In the presence of polite company, I shall not repeat them… but rest assured, the routine is still hilarious to this day.
I wish I could say the same about the Department of Homeland Security… I wish I could say this is all a big joke… that the government’s “377 words you can never use online” is just some stupid comedy routine.
But it’s not. And you just can’t make this stuff.
After vigorous resistance, the Department of Homeland Security was finally forced into releasing it’s 2011 Analyst’s Desktop Binder. It’s a manual of sorts, teaching all the storm troopers who monitor our Internet activity all day which key words to look for.
Facebook, a.k.a. the US government’s domestic intelligence center, is the primary target for this monitoring… though it’s become clear so many times before that various departments, including the NSA and FBI, are monitoring online activity ranging from search terms to emails.
Domestic spying is typically denied in public and swept under the rug. After all, it’s legality has always been questionable… if not entirely Unconstitutional.
Yet month after month it seems, there is new legislation introduced to deprive Internet users of their privacy and make the open collection of data a natural part of the online landscape.
Homeland Security’s key word ‘hotlist’ is really no surprise… they’re just the ones to get caught.
So now we know, at least, what these goons are looking for. Sort of.
According to the manual, DHS breaks down its monitoring into a whopping 14 categories ranging from Health to Fire to Terrorism. It’s a testament to how bloated the department’s scope has become.
Afterwards there is a list of 377 of key terms to monitor, most of which are completely innocuous. Exercise. Cloud. Leak. Sick. Organization. Pork. Bridge. Smart. Tucson. Target. China. Social media.
Curiously, in its ‘Critical Information Requirements’, the manual decrees that analysts should also catalog items which may “reflect adversely on DHS and response activities.”
Absolutely unreal. Big Brother is not just watching. He’s digging, searching, reading, monitoring, archiving, and judging too.
Have you hit your breaking point yet?
= Complete list of DHS monitoring keywords =
Department of Homeland Security (DHS)
Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA)
Coast Guard (USCG)
Customs and Border Protection (CBP)
Border Patrol
Secret Service (USSS)
National Operations Center (NOC)
Homeland Defense
Immigration Customs Enforcement (ICE)
Agent
Task Force
Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)
Fusion Center
Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA)
Secure Border Initiative (SBI)
Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms (ATF)
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (CIS)
Federal Air Marshal Service (FAMS)
Transportation Security Administration (TSA)
Air Marshal
Federal Aviation Administration (FAA)
National Guard
Red Cross
United Nations (UN)
Assassination
Attack
Domestic security
Drill
Exercise
Cops
Law enforcement
Authorities
Disaster assistance
Disaster management
DNDO (Domestic Nuclear Detection Office)
National preparedness
Mitigation
Prevention
Response
Recovery
Dirty bomb
Domestic nuclear detection
Emergency management
Emergency response
First responder
Homeland security
Maritime domain awareness (MDA)
National preparedness initiative
Militia Shooting
Shots fired
Evacuation
Deaths
Hostage
Explosion (explosive)
Police
Disaster medical assistance team (DMAT)
Organized crime
Gangs
National security
State of emergency
Security
Breach
Threat
Standoff
SWAT
Screening
Lockdown
Bomb (squad or threat)
Crash
Looting
Riot
Emergency
Landing
Pipe bomb
Incident
Facility
Hazmat
Nuclear
Chemical spill
Suspicious package/device
Toxic
National laboratory
Nuclear facility
Nuclear threat
Cloud
Plume
Radiation
Radioactive
Leak
Biological infection (or event)
Chemical
Chemical burn
Biological
Epidemic
Hazardous
Hazardous material incident
Industrial spill
Infection
Powder (white)
Gas
Spillover
Anthrax
Blister agent
Chemical agent
Exposure
Burn
Nerve agent
Ricin
Sarin
North Korea
Outbreak
Contamination
Exposure
Virus
Evacuation
Bacteria
Recall
Ebola
Food Poisoning
Foot and Mouth (FMD)
H5N1
Avian
Flu
Salmonella
Small Pox
Plague
Human to human
Human to Animal
Influenza
Center for Disease Control (CDC)
Drug Administration (FDA)
Public Health
Toxic Agro
Terror Tuberculosis (TB)
Agriculture
Listeria
Symptoms
Mutation
Resistant
Antiviral
Wave
Pandemic
Infection
Water/air borne
Sick
Swine
Pork
Strain
Quarantine
H1N1
Vaccine
Tamiflu
Norvo Virus
Epidemic
World Health Organization (WHO) (and components)
Viral Hemorrhagic Fever
E. Coli
Infrastructure security
Airport
CIKR (Critical Infrastructure & Key Resources)
AMTRAK
Collapse
Computer infrastructure
Communications infrastructure
Telecommunications
Critical infrastructure
National infrastructure
Metro
WMATA
Airplane (and derivatives)
Chemical fire
Subway
BART
MARTA
Port Authority
NBIC (National Biosurveillance Integration Center)
Transportation security
Grid
Power
Smart
Body scanner
Electric
Failure or outage
Black out
Brown out
Port
Dock
Bridge
Cancelled
Delays
Service disruption
Power lines
Drug cartel
Violence
Gang
Drug
Narcotics
Cocaine
Marijuana
Heroin
Border
Mexico
Cartel
Southwest
Juarez
Sinaloa
Tijuana
Torreon
Yuma
Tucson
Decapitated
U.S. Consulate
Consular
El Paso
Fort Hancock
San Diego
Ciudad Juarez
Nogales
Sonora
Colombia
Mara salvatrucha
MS13 or MS-13
Drug war
Mexican army
Methamphetamine
Cartel de Golfo
Gulf Cartel
La Familia
Reynosa
Nuevo Leon
Narcos
Narco banners (Spanish equivalents)
Los Zetas
Shootout
Execution
Gunfight
Trafficking
Kidnap
Calderon
Reyosa
Bust
Tamaulipas
Meth Lab
Drug trade
Illegal immigrants
Smuggling (smugglers)
Matamoros
Michoacana
Guzman
Arellano-Felix
Beltran-Leyva
Barrio Azteca
Artistic Assassins
Mexicles
New Federation
Terrorism
Al Qaeda (all spellings)
Terror
Attack
Iraq
Afghanistan
Iran
Pakistan
Agro
Environmental terrorist
Eco terrorism
Conventional weapon
Target
Weapons grade
Dirty bomb
Enriched
Nuclear
Chemical weapon
Biological weapon
Ammonium nitrate
Improvised explosive device
IED (Improvised Explosive Device)
Abu Sayyaf
Hamas
FARC (Armed Revolutionary Forces Colombia)
IRA (Irish Republican Army)
ETA (Euskadi ta Askatasuna)
Basque Separatists
Hezbollah
Tamil Tigers
PLF (Palestine Liberation Front)
PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization
Car bomb
Jihad
Taliban
Weapons cache
Suicide bomber
Suicide attack
Suspicious substance
AQAP (AL Qaeda Arabian Peninsula)
AQIM (Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb)
TTP (Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan)
Yemen
Pirates
Extremism
Somalia
Nigeria
Radicals
Al-Shabaab
Home grown
Plot
Nationalist
Recruitment
Fundamentalism
Islamist
Emergency
Hurricane
Tornado
Twister
Tsunami
Earthquake
Tremor
Flood
Storm
Crest
Temblor
Extreme weather
Forest fire
Brush fire
Ice
Stranded/Stuck
Help
Hail
Wildfire
Tsunami Warning Center
Magnitude
Avalanche
Typhoon
Shelter-in-place
Disaster
Snow
Blizzard
Sleet
Mud slide or Mudslide
Erosion
Power outage
Brown out
Warning
Watch
Lightening
Aid
Relief
Closure
Interstate
Burst
Emergency Broadcast System
Cyber security
Botnet
DDOS (dedicated denial of service)
Denial of service
Malware
Virus
Trojan
Keylogger
Cyber Command
2600
Spammer
Phishing
Rootkit
Phreaking
Cain and abel
Brute forcing
Mysql injection
Cyber attack
Cyber terror
Hacker
China
Conficker
Worm
Scammers
Social media
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>>>>>>>>Actually that is true, they took out the last Exhcange driven by copper two decades ago.
Where do you people get this drivel?
ur WIKI article is full of holes.
They left off "Captain Crunch"
-1 for insulting our beloved Cap'n ;)
Bust!
(.Y.)
how about ..bathsalts... or zombies
@
we'll just have to come up with our own shorthand ... like calling the fine individuals at Homeyland UnSecurity "Fucktards", for example.
Best not to take a newspaper onto a plane then.
If we all send one e-mail a day with one of those words in the text for 377 days we could keep them busy for years. 100,000,000 e-mails x 377 words is a lot of e-mails to go through.
Does anyone feel like they are losing their liberties yet?
Some of those words are so generic, they must already have billions of emails and FB posts/messages. There's no way anyone could read through all that.
I would guess there's a threshhold of x# of words, before a real person looks at this...
even better than my idea below, have the bot posting on prn sites. I'm sure the agencies would love to sift through those comments for validity.
Presumably, they'll grade messages using some kind of 'suspiciousness score' based on the number and context in which these words occur in them. So if you really want to keep them busy you'll have to be a little more creative than just spamming words on this list.
Like a gang who plans to exercise a chemical spill from an airplane using an emergency pipe bomb to brown out the DHS swine epidemic. Shots fired!
I'm suspecting that most of ZH is not familiar with http://publicintelligence.net
All sorts of interesting reading there.
eeep!
thanks?
This demonstrates why the government is so stupid - they are monitoring the word marijuana but they do not monitor pot, herb, gunch, weed, stick, etc... I have never had a pot dealer who called their product marijuana.
I also can't believe they they don't monitor for gunch. Thought police my ass! Same argument for 'authorities'
If they left gunch off the list, then there's no way that they're hip to gloog and sleemoth.
Not to mention the fact the wicked weed is virtually legal, at least here in the Capitol.
National Security Agency whistleblower William Binney reveals he believes domestic surveillance has become more expansive under President Obama than President George W. Bush.
He estimates the NSA has assembled 20 trillion "transactions" - phone calls, emails and other forms of data - from Americans. This likely includes copies of almost all of the emails sent and received from most people living in the United States.
Binney talks about Section 215 of the USA PATRIOT Act and challenges NSA Director Keith Alexander’s assertion that the NSA is not intercepting information about U.S. citizens.
AMY GOODMAN: Where do you get the number 20 trillion?
WILLIAM BINNEY: Just by the numbers of telecoms, it appears to me, from the questions that CNET posed to them in 2006, and they published the names and how - what the responses were. I looked at that and said that anybody that equivocated was participating, and then estimated from that the numbers of transactions. That, by the way, estimate only was involving phone calls and emails. It didn’t involve any queries on the net or any assembles - other - any financial transactions or credit card stuff, if they’re assembling that. I do not know that, OK.
JUAN GONZALEZ: And the original - the original allegations that you made, in terms of the crimes being committed under the Bush administration in terms of the rights of American citizens, could you detail those?
WILLIAM BINNEY: Well, I made that - I reported the crime when I was raided in 2007. And it was that Bush and Cheney and Hayden and Tenet conspired to subvert the Constitution and violate various laws of the - that exist in the statute at the time, and here’s how they did it. And I was reporting this to the FBI on my back porch during the raid. And I went through Stellar Wind and told them what it did and what the information it was using and how they were spying on - or assembling data to be able to spy on any American.
AMY GOODMAN: I want to go to a clip of Congress Member Hank Johnson - he’s the Georgia Democrat - questioning National Security Administration director, General Keith Alexander, last month, asking him whether the NSA spies on U.S. citizens.
Those were technical answers to precise (scripted?) technical questions.
Do they do it? No.
Like any savvy tech player, would they utilize proxies?
that is precisely why the NSA is building a gigantic data center in utah...the computers can handle it :]
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2012/03/ff_nsadatacenter/all/1
All it takes is a large DB and a supercomputer to sift through it. no person necessary
Does it release a little wood ball with a suspect's name on it?
Cause, that'd be great for lumber sales.
Just say'n.
That and the tools used to form the balls, finish them and etch the names. Oh, and the tubes, don't forget about the tubes. Need lots and lots of tubes to get the balls with the suspect person's names etched in to the right Winston Smith to act upon.
Shit, now Winston needs a pension.
Fuck, no wonder this is a gov program.
Wait, no person necessary?
Just a bottomless en vogue pit of government spending on facilities and supercomputers?
Enter Rabbit Hole.
or if someone knows how to create a bot that would at random post 20-30 of these keywords on major news site comment windows / message boards...
:)
http://www.autoitscript.com/site/autoit/
There you go. Start there. Lots of bot making lessons. Mainly for log pooling, checksums, security system checks, or if you are too lazy to sort something...oh yeah...World of Warcraft is a big thing on there as well.
Amazing does this mean they'll be hiring in Utah. It's a good thing they govt. is keeping me and other here at 0H safe. What a F*&^($ up nation.
no gold, silver, bernanke, fiat, central bank.....we're in the clear.
This is the DHS list. The federal reserve list corresponds to different black helicopters. Think ctrl-P, quadrillion, bankster not brute forcing, exercise, cops.
..but politicians are 'very worried'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YPlmGDnOvE&feature=player_embedded#!
Copy them all in one email and send it, with P.S.: Screw you.
No teasing. Share your favorite email address.
Phuck You Malocka's !!!!
This is going to blow up like a nuclear facility full of anthrax and human to human infectious iranian missiles
I notice that "mark-to-market" is absent...guess finances are (perversely!) NOT a worry. :)
Don't forget to add "Muppets" "Sheeple" "Banksters"
Yes notice there's no names in the list
i would have thought as one big protection racket for the establishment they'd have a whole list of 'protected persons' ...there must be another agency for that then, i'm guessing both the FBI and CIA as the dirty tricks par excellance to nobble The Parasite Clubs major threats
tax dollars at work. how many billions did this peice of genius cost?
It's a word game, how many can we use in one sentence:
"Man, you know when you go to deal with the Drug cartel and end up with gang violence just trying to get some narcotic drugs like cocaine or herion or even some marijana down my the southwest border with Mexico?"
I hate when that happens.
(It's ok, really, I know I'm on lots of lists already....)
It needs to be more of a challenge. Only the 377 words should be used in the sentence. ;-).
Not sure there's enough verbs, but I'll try.
heck, if we can turn "corzine" into a verb, I think we have poetic licence to do just about anything ...
Not to worry ZH-ers. Bitchez/s is not on the list.
"Delays" "Snow" "Ice" "Exercise" "Marijuana"...
This is pitiful. What a waste of resources.
It's at most 376... those shitheads put the word "emergency" by itself on there twice.
everyone who knows this list should use every effort possible to include at least seven of them in every thing they write
They forgot the most dangerous weapon system for self destruction: Budget deficit. That's about the best that can happen to your opponents.
The other white meat...
Hard to imagine we have $134 trillion in debt.
Uncle Sam....blow me.
If only this colossal waste of money was even among the worst actions of our government. Sadly, I fear it is not the case.
Any DHS employee with an IQ above 90 should be embarrassed by this list. How could they not be?
Just disgusting what we have turned into.
Pussy, tits, and ass not included on list.........whew, I'm safe!
nope, there's another list for those!
http://deadspin.com/kollege-kops/
Tyler: You forgot to mention that the Pig Latin version of all 377 words is even more heavily monitored and in fact can make the author subject to immediate detention without charge. Hehe...they're not stupid
"pr0n" was on the original list, but the filters were stuck on the SEC mail server.
I mean some of these are insane ......... snow ? mudslide ? phreaking ? social media ??? the number 2600 ?????? .......... ROFL
hmmmm .... maybe its really some Dan Brown type list of "hint" words that we're really supposed to "solve" ...
have I gone off the deep end? ...
remember when you just couldnt shout FIRE in a crowded movie theatre........home of the free and brave, my fucking ass !
Yup, now you're not allowed to shout 'SNOW', either.
Well how about that.
I can still use blade, stab, maim and kill.
I killed the run switch and stabbed at the reset button, but only maimed my hand on the whirling fan blade.
I wonder if one of the spellings they look for might be "AL-CIA-DA"?
Honestly....how freaking ridiculous is it that we even allow our government to behave this way?
This says more about our nation as a whole than it does about the government - they are just doing what they do...and that is.....whatever we let them.
I heard a pretty good suggestion the other day about how to passively resist this type of nonsense...
Everyone should copy this list of words paste them into every thing they type on the "internets" - anywhere and everywhere.
Kinda like a spam attack on the NSA servers.....
That means that the War-Merchants that have the contracts, will claim too many hits and renegotiate their contracts and hire a few more thousands of searchers.
Unless of course they are on Time and Material or cost plus in which case they can just invoice whatever. They have been known to pad the workers' salaries as high as X2.8
"Honestly...how freaking ridiculous is it that we even allow our government to behave this way?"
Amen to that. (yikes -- is "amen" on the list?)
No surprise to me. The People haven't controlled this government in my lifetime.
"Failure or outage"??? really? Do these have to be used together in that order, or does the word "or" stand alone? Obvious that DHS made this list. Multiple duplicates, more than one word on a line... how efficient.
full pdf @ scribd: http://www.scribd.com/doc/82701103/Analyst-Desktop-Binder-REDACTED
Also, adding the prefix "YoMama eats" in front of any of the 377 words does not protect the author from being charged with being a potential combatant.
This doesn't make any sense. I don't think anyone I know hasn't used some of those words, especially people who live in San Diego, California (Earthquake? Really?) Are they just making a list somewhere of who uses any of these words? Is there some kind of frequency analysis? Either way, it doesn't make a damn lick of sense.
Think of it like this.
They are monitoring you. Now what can they do to say you triggered an aleart?
See told you you were guilty.
Nuff said.
I wonder how a poem would sound using only those words.
They beat George Carlin by 370.
He was smart funny.
They are stupid funny.
Am I intimidated yet?
wtf are Mexicles?
ALSO,
DDOS (dedicated denial of service)
seriously? dedicated? it's DISTRIBUTED! officially, i've lost all hope.
I think I found an answer to your first question...
97 illegal immigrants found in chilled trailer
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-07-30-arizona-immigrants_N.htm
>>>>>>wtf are Mexicles?
Short for mexican testicles.
Mexicles of Monterreyopolis was a Mexican-Greek philospher.
What? Janet's request for Dieseldyke and Fur-Trader to be included in the hotlist was denied?!
They also skiped a bike-in-a-ditch as opposed to a dyke-on-a-b......
Not to mention muff diver, and carpet muncher. +1 to Fred Garvin......male prostitute. May he be an inspiration to us all.
I think everyone should copy the list and include them as a footer for every email you send....
You will end up using several of them in normal corrispondance anyway.
Reminds me of that great song Rocked by Rape
it's ok if your from Kenya.
Whew. At least "bacon" is not on the list. Yet.
mmmmmm... bacon!
psst. . . but what if there's a reason?
pork.
Good to know that it's still okay to spam the Internet regarding the following: Bilderberg, Illuminati, CFR, FreeMasons, Knights Templar, Trilateral Commission, New World Order, Agenda 21, etc. Okay, I'll put away my tinfoil hat for today...
Don't forget Extraterrestrial, HAARP, Stuxnet and Israël...
Why not just copy the list and send the whole thing to everyone on your address book, asking them to do the same?
I would guess that just a few terms is better than the whole list to get around exclusion filters.
I think we should write a steamy romance novel using the 377 words and then we make it go viral.
did hooters make the list?
Bust is on the list.
2600? whats that about?
I think it the average monthly per capita inflation tax in USD.
See above about comment 10 or so
Wow what an awesome list they have developed, they are certainly brilliant.
Is that the real list? That can't be the real list.
Sending an email or posting that "I have a rootkit on my computer, how do I get it off" gets the looked at as much as "I have packaged a rootkit to install on a million computers" (I have not btw)
They are going to be busy on facebook.
There may not be enough agents hireable to weed through and vet all the "I went to Target today and look what I got..." and all the likes on "crest" toothpaste will have to be evaluated?
Where is Alice? Are we Alice?
Anyone actually believe that this is the real list?!?
LOL.
More lies.
and the government "workers" couldn't alphabetize the list.
That's not defined in that guy's union role and there was no way he was stepping over the union line for less than an automatical title change, directorship and a silo staff of one contractor doing the work and ten useless oxygen recycling unit under the same union.
...shit that came out wrong...I meant to say, that work request can only be carried out by committee after and change review board approves the secondary changes to the adjuctment while making sure the contractor meets everyone's dead lines.
I get that mixed up all the time.
You made a mistake. It is not an oxygen recycler, but a carbon dioxide converter unit.
There`s GANG but no BANG ????????????????
C'mon, people. One would be naive to think they haven't been monitoring WAY more than this for a LOT longer then they care to admit. We are all on 'the list'. Every last one of us, and probably have been for some time. The founding fathers are rolling in their graves.
fuck shit damn ass hell ain't got nothing on this...put a fork in it; we're done.
symfornix, i agree, and believe most knew they would find themselves on some list or another...but i believe most prefer to think freely come what may...ultimately as pompous as it sounds--what currency is there above freedom of thought? i am an unimportant cog and if some govt insect wants to waste taxpayers money (the scant bits left after jpm and goldscam) they can watch, listen and infiltrate my phone and computer all they want--it won't give me a moment's pause or deter me from saying whatsoever i think...perhaps as in other besieged country's ZH's ideas can be flowers in their tank's muzzles? just a small hope...hope undoubtedly yet another red flag word...hope being the shelter of the hopeless.
I joined ZH for that exact reason - to be put on the list. I wanted to be locked up with a better class of people when the time comes. Only question is:
Should we all still call each other by our handles when we meet at camp?
Something for the spooks to read. I can use a few of those words: The secret service was behind 9/11 and the anthrax attacks while the fbi gives lord blankfein blowjobs because they are all part of organized crime.
I just Googled a portion of the list; how long before there is a knock on the door?
I just copied and sent to friends. Is that a crime?
Feeling loneley?
Looking for companion?
Paste those words onto your facebook and people will bust through that door and you'll feel like your at a party on ACID!!
Bullish for fifi's i guess, ok that was bad.
"Cain and Abel"????? im confused.
http://youtu.be/9MzBWWSMq6Y
They managed 'lightening', but missed out on 'darkening'. Wonder why...
I guess when I wrote that my 'flight' was 'delayed', because I had come down with a 'virus', they must have really been 'exercised'. What sports do they have in the 'FEMA' camps, anyone know?
Fighting for food and water.
Artistic Assassins? What if I'm a tasteless assassin?
One word you can never say on ZeroHedge: DEFLATION
...does this list make the mainstream media "trrrrrrists"?
(for they spew out these words just about 24/7 in the land-of-make-me-believe)
377 ohms is the characteristic impedance of free space. Maybe somebody has an interesting sense of humor.
nice catch uber lemming.
zzzzzzzzzznt. ow.
what is the Zo of cyberspace?
I think you may be on to something... they love symbolic numbers.
Also the # of pieces in some Lego sets -- sure that there are even more associations.
What no Pitchfork ....lynching ...tar and feather ....disemboweling ...and such
add this to the list...
Kelantanese dinarOh boy, looks like I’m busted on 89 of 377 counts. Thank God they didn’t have Derivatives Pushing Bankster Scum, Congressional Lobby Prostitutes, Central Banking Criminals, Crony Capitalism, or Middle Class Wealth Destruction on the list.
Zum peeple vil nefer haf to vury aboot riting bumb, erplane, zecret zervice, kiddknap, machinegin, schtupid, Heimland zecuraty vud haf a difculty und haf to dum up computars to zort zat schtuff.
I don't believe this at all. Firstly, these are words mainly used by government departments, and secondly, why are all these words English words? Surely the most dangerous terrorists wouldn't be writing in English.
Terrorists , Revolutionaries its all semantics.
I hope you're not being anti-semantic, that's rayciss.
Why, what language do Obama, Bernanke, Dimon et al write in?
just glad to see my favorite french and italian porn queens weren't on the list
For once, i was tricked into thinking, that simon would actually write a nonstereotypical and even useful article. Mea culpa.... i have been simon-trolled, and shall never doubt his name implying junk ever again.
I mean, ROFLMAO..... does he actually believe that this list.... which as blatantly as possible is engineered to fit the illusionary worldview of sheeple - including technical ignorance (a whole lot of terms in that list with 100% certainity aren't monitored, because the amount of false positives would be about as high as every fourth webpage... and combined, almost every webpage on the internet... heck, every single newspage on the inet will according to this fake-list trigger logging). Heck, according to this LOL-list, they supposedly monitor usage of the word..... wait for it.... CHINA.... LULZ?
Or.... does simon as usual not really give a fuck about truth, and just has been fishing for a shallow justification, to republish the same old one single simon article, with new phrasing #493043920? Oh nevermind i asked....
I'd guess with 100% certainty that they ARE all monitored. We're talking massive computers here, not carbon-based analysts. With ever improving contextual logic, false positives are being engineered out of existence. Just look at how well Google searches do at it. Millions of hits, yet if you've provided it with even a clue of context by using the right search terms, you get exactly what you're looking for within the first few results. I rarely have to click on the second page anymore, and if I do, I usually don't find it there either, but instead, go back and tighten up my search criteria.
I found it hilarious though that Simon asked if we'd "reached our breaking point yet." Because his solution is to beg these same criminals for permission to move about freely amongst the prison states.
Well, yes, IF you use the right search terms, or phrases.... but this "list" contains none which would efficiently work in a google search, simply because the terms are so generic, that almost every page on the internet matches.
Now, i wouldn't claim it impossible that almost every page on the inet gets parsed... or even for some timeframe stored... but for this, you don't need a list: If you want to monitor everything, you just monitor everything.... not create a list that matches everything.
gotta respect the thoughts of a +year zh reader....could not find the simon article. yet. i will.
There isn't "this one simon article" technically. What i meant is that every simon article basically says the same thing.... he just in every article finds a new current justification for repeating his argument with new wording. So basically, once one red one simon article, one has already red every simon article, because they all say the same thing.
any actual terrorist would use code and not those words
this list exists for one reason only - to intimidate YOU
Herr Goebbels believed, and successfully demonstrated, that the fear that a list of trouble makers was being kept was far more powerful than actually keeping a list.
Read this book...
http://www.press.uchicago.edu/ucp/books/book/chicago/T/bo3626509.html
I don't think that is actually a list of "words not to use" as much as it is a list of words used to scan local and microblog media for important breaking headlines and mentions.
Think of it as a kind of "crowd sourcing" for incident management. They want to know if anything bad is happening anywhere that didn't make the BBerg terminal. Makes sense, these days it seems like Twitter and Youtube get the scoop before the MSM do, and the latter are notorious for rolling with the man-bites-dog crap before mentioning anywhere that something strange happened at the sewer farm last night.
Not defending the DHS. They're scumbags. Just say'n.
Unfortunately their word cloud just keeps getting bigger and darker...
well...at least we can still say WHAT THE FUCK.
x10
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Department of Homeland Security (DHS)
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Email your "concerns" to yourself and DHS>>>>>see what happens!
Pretty much makes us all out to be threats to the national security. Look out here come the fucking nazi storm troopers.
Vey dit chu leaf yur door open, my truups dit'nt haf the pleashure of smasching itt inn!
I agree. You know I routinely try to use words like Allah, tits, ice, bomb, plot, in every day electronic conversations.
The one that is REALLY interesting is NORVO virus. Now you go google that shit, almost nothing there. WEIRD, usually you google a virus, and it will give you either description, maybe a biotech who is developing a immunization, or SOME shit. Nearly empty, actually tries to redirect you to novo rasberry virus or some shit like that.
Fuck that kiddie butt pirate ALLAH, I wish I could go back in time and make a bomb plot to execute his ass. Then I would sit back and rub some tits with some ice;)
Next costlly monitaring atempt wud bee to Monitar efery verd in da diktonary! I cud rita ledder un nicht haf vun vurd moniturd.
Am I a sloppy reader, or were these words missing from the list:
Allah Ackbar
Infidels
Great Satan
17 Virgins
martyr
Yankee Imperialists
Jewish cannibals
Protocols of the Elders of Zion
vests
Fatwah
etc.
Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter
This is jack, stepping away slowly.
The list is not intended to capture anyone complaining about Muslims or Jews. Complainers are harmless.
And anyway real terrorists don't use words like that. They talk about "rewards in the after life" when they want to remind everyone about the 70 virgins. And bombs are "servants of God" and acts of terror are "deeds worthy of the Prophet's approval, may Allah save him."
No I'm not a terrorist. I just think like one. Comes in handy during poker games let me tell you.
I've heard there's a shortage of virgins, a virgin recession. Plenty of seconds or gang bangs but that's not the point.