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Uncle Sam Admits Monitoring You For These 377 Words

One of breakout standup routines from the late, great George Carlin was his 1972 monologue “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television.” In the presence of polite company, I shall not repeat them… but rest assured, the routine is still hilarious to this day.

I wish I could say the same about the Department of Homeland Security… I wish I could say this is all a big joke… that the government’s “377 words you can never use online” is just some stupid comedy routine.

But it’s not. And you just can’t make this stuff.

After vigorous resistance, the Department of Homeland Security was finally forced into releasing it’s 2011 Analyst’s Desktop Binder. It’s a manual of sorts, teaching all the storm troopers who monitor our Internet activity all day which key words to look for.

Facebook, a.k.a. the US government’s domestic intelligence center, is the primary target for this monitoring… though it’s become clear so many times before that various departments, including the NSA and FBI, are monitoring online activity ranging from search terms to emails.

Domestic spying is typically denied in public and swept under the rug. After all, it’s legality has always been questionable… if not entirely Unconstitutional.

Yet month after month it seems, there is new legislation introduced to deprive Internet users of their privacy and make the open collection of data a natural part of the online landscape.

Homeland Security’s key word ‘hotlist’ is really no surprise… they’re just the ones to get caught.

So now we know, at least, what these goons are looking for. Sort of.

According to the manual, DHS breaks down its monitoring into a whopping 14 categories ranging from Health to Fire to Terrorism. It’s a testament to how bloated the department’s scope has become.

Afterwards there is a list of 377 of key terms to monitor, most of which are completely innocuous. Exercise. Cloud. Leak. Sick. Organization. Pork. Bridge. Smart. Tucson. Target. China. Social media.

Curiously, in its ‘Critical Information Requirements’, the manual decrees that analysts should also catalog items which may “reflect adversely on DHS and response activities.”

Absolutely unreal. Big Brother is not just watching. He’s digging, searching, reading, monitoring, archiving, and judging too.

Have you hit your breaking point yet?

= Complete list of DHS monitoring keywords =

Department of Homeland Security (DHS)
Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA)
Coast Guard (USCG)
Customs and Border Protection (CBP)
Border Patrol
Secret Service (USSS)
National Operations Center (NOC)
Homeland Defense
Immigration Customs Enforcement (ICE)
Agent
Task Force
Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)
Fusion Center
Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA)
Secure Border Initiative (SBI)
Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms (ATF)
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (CIS)
Federal Air Marshal Service (FAMS)
Transportation Security Administration (TSA)
Air Marshal
Federal Aviation Administration (FAA)
National Guard
Red Cross
United Nations (UN)
Assassination
Attack
Domestic security
Drill
Exercise
Cops
Law enforcement
Authorities
Disaster assistance
Disaster management
DNDO (Domestic Nuclear Detection Office)
National preparedness
Mitigation
Prevention
Response
Recovery
Dirty bomb
Domestic nuclear detection
Emergency management
Emergency response
First responder
Homeland security
Maritime domain awareness (MDA)
National preparedness initiative
Militia Shooting
Shots fired
Evacuation
Deaths
Hostage
Explosion (explosive)
Police
Disaster medical assistance team (DMAT)
Organized crime
Gangs
National security
State of emergency
Security
Breach
Threat
Standoff
SWAT
Screening
Lockdown
Bomb (squad or threat)
Crash
Looting
Riot
Emergency
Landing
Pipe bomb
Incident
Facility
Hazmat
Nuclear
Chemical spill
Suspicious package/device
Toxic
National laboratory
Nuclear facility
Nuclear threat
Cloud
Plume
Radiation
Radioactive
Leak
Biological infection (or event)
Chemical
Chemical burn
Biological
Epidemic
Hazardous
Hazardous material incident
Industrial spill
Infection
Powder (white)
Gas
Spillover
Anthrax
Blister agent
Chemical agent
Exposure
Burn
Nerve agent
Ricin
Sarin
North Korea
Outbreak
Contamination
Exposure
Virus
Evacuation
Bacteria
Recall
Ebola
Food Poisoning
Foot and Mouth (FMD)
H5N1
Avian
Flu
Salmonella
Small Pox
Plague
Human to human
Human to Animal
Influenza
Center for Disease Control (CDC)
Drug Administration (FDA)
Public Health
Toxic Agro
Terror Tuberculosis (TB)
Agriculture
Listeria
Symptoms
Mutation
Resistant
Antiviral
Wave
Pandemic
Infection
Water/air borne
Sick
Swine
Pork
Strain
Quarantine
H1N1
Vaccine
Tamiflu
Norvo Virus
Epidemic
World Health Organization (WHO) (and components)
Viral Hemorrhagic Fever
E. Coli
Infrastructure security
Airport
CIKR (Critical Infrastructure & Key Resources)
AMTRAK
Collapse
Computer infrastructure
Communications infrastructure
Telecommunications
Critical infrastructure
National infrastructure
Metro
WMATA
Airplane (and derivatives)
Chemical fire
Subway
BART
MARTA
Port Authority
NBIC (National Biosurveillance Integration Center)
Transportation security
Grid
Power
Smart
Body scanner
Electric
Failure or outage
Black out
Brown out
Port
Dock
Bridge
Cancelled
Delays
Service disruption
Power lines
Drug cartel
Violence
Gang
Drug
Narcotics
Cocaine
Marijuana
Heroin
Border
Mexico
Cartel
Southwest
Juarez
Sinaloa
Tijuana
Torreon
Yuma
Tucson
Decapitated
U.S. Consulate
Consular
El Paso
Fort Hancock
San Diego
Ciudad Juarez
Nogales
Sonora
Colombia
Mara salvatrucha
MS13 or MS-13
Drug war
Mexican army
Methamphetamine
Cartel de Golfo
Gulf Cartel
La Familia
Reynosa
Nuevo Leon
Narcos
Narco banners (Spanish equivalents)
Los Zetas
Shootout
Execution
Gunfight
Trafficking
Kidnap
Calderon
Reyosa
Bust
Tamaulipas
Meth Lab
Drug trade
Illegal immigrants
Smuggling (smugglers)
Matamoros
Michoacana
Guzman
Arellano-Felix
Beltran-Leyva
Barrio Azteca
Artistic Assassins
Mexicles
New Federation
Terrorism
Al Qaeda (all spellings)
Terror
Attack
Iraq
Afghanistan
Iran
Pakistan
Agro
Environmental terrorist
Eco terrorism
Conventional weapon
Target
Weapons grade
Dirty bomb
Enriched
Nuclear
Chemical weapon
Biological weapon
Ammonium nitrate
Improvised explosive device
IED (Improvised Explosive Device)
Abu Sayyaf
Hamas
FARC (Armed Revolutionary Forces Colombia)
IRA (Irish Republican Army)
ETA (Euskadi ta Askatasuna)
Basque Separatists
Hezbollah
Tamil Tigers
PLF (Palestine Liberation Front)
PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization
Car bomb
Jihad
Taliban
Weapons cache
Suicide bomber
Suicide attack
Suspicious substance
AQAP (AL Qaeda Arabian Peninsula)
AQIM (Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb)
TTP (Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan)
Yemen
Pirates
Extremism
Somalia
Nigeria
Radicals
Al-Shabaab
Home grown
Plot
Nationalist
Recruitment
Fundamentalism
Islamist
Emergency
Hurricane
Tornado
Twister
Tsunami
Earthquake
Tremor
Flood
Storm
Crest
Temblor
Extreme weather
Forest fire
Brush fire
Ice
Stranded/Stuck
Help
Hail
Wildfire
Tsunami Warning Center
Magnitude
Avalanche
Typhoon
Shelter-in-place
Disaster
Snow
Blizzard
Sleet
Mud slide or Mudslide
Erosion
Power outage
Brown out
Warning
Watch
Lightening
Aid
Relief
Closure
Interstate
Burst
Emergency Broadcast System
Cyber security
Botnet
DDOS (dedicated denial of service)
Denial of service
Malware
Virus
Trojan
Keylogger
Cyber Command
2600
Spammer
Phishing
Rootkit
Phreaking
Cain and abel
Brute forcing
Mysql injection
Cyber attack
Cyber terror
Hacker
China
Conficker
Worm
Scammers
Social media

 


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Thu, 05/31/2012 - 23:18 | Link to Comment palmereldritch
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 "They talk about "rewards in the after life" when they want to remind everyone about the 70 virgins. And bombs are "servants of God" and acts of terror are "deeds worthy of the Prophet's approval, may Allah save him."

No...patsies talk like that. And not even the most hardcore Islamic radical retard is truly falling for that shit these days.

The real terrorists write their scripts and serve them up as 'triple agents' to be blood sacrificed and delivered to the bleating Sheeple masses by their MSM stooge minions as the threat du jour.

The list is the corral wall.  Orwell's 'Newspeak' writ large by two-bit fascists that aren't that Big and ain't your Brother...

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:11 | Link to Comment Johnk
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"Constitution" will be added soon.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:23 | Link to Comment Normalcy Bias
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Yep, along with "Bill of Rights" "Freedom" "Civil Disobedience"

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:36 | Link to Comment cougar_w
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"Zerohedge", "the shiny", "get physical" too unless followed in context with the phrase "is for pussies"

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:58 | Link to Comment reTARD
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and "BTFD"

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:18 | Link to Comment optimator
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Tyler, enough of the jokes here, can you put together what their list should contain?  I'll start:

ponzi counterfeit perjury, bankster, treason, technology sold Israel China insider trading dual citizen false flag mall helicopter salesmen  ...

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:23 | Link to Comment Iam_Silverman
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"helicopter salesmen"

Probably the most feared group on the planet.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:19 | Link to Comment besnook
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we are still free to say "fuck .gov!"

fuck .gov!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:20 | Link to Comment rumblefish
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so if all ZHers start sending emails composed entirely of that list, would it foul up the monitioring?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:37 | Link to Comment cougar_w
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No.

They would just know for sure who all the ZHers are.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:21 | Link to Comment zerotohero
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ZH is another they watch for.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:22 | Link to Comment Iam_Silverman
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"Domestic spying is typically denied in public and swept under the rug. After all, it’s legality has always been questionable… if not entirely Unconstitutional."

 

Well. in the case of FarceBook, I don't think that any fourth amendment rules against illegal search and seizure need apply.  How many people put their whole lives up on the interweb for all to see?  The narcissism that made social networking popular is just unbelievable.  I am old - so I just don't get it.  Who cares what you are doing right now?  Do you really think that the world revolves around YOU?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:25 | Link to Comment q99x2
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Earthquake. Ding ding ding. The known terrorist group Earthquake has just hit off the coast of Malibu and threatens to take down Los Angeles with a big one.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:31 | Link to Comment Pancho Villa
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Hurricane?
Tornado?
Twister?
Tsunami?
Earthquake?
Tremor?
Flood?
Storm?

These are usually considered "Acts of God". I wasn't aware that Al Queda could cause these things. Perhaps they consider God to be a terrorist. I wonder whether they have Him on one of their watchlists.

 

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:36 | Link to Comment Bear
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New set of code names ... 10-4 Tornado

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 01:04 | Link to Comment Cathartes Aura
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Rothschild's bought Weather Central recently. . . how many "freak" weather events in the past few years?

pork.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:32 | Link to Comment ejhickey
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"Crest"?   Really ?   DHS is monitoring my toothpaste?   I am switching to colgate.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:32 | Link to Comment Uncle Remus
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What?!? No molon labe?

 

But now I laugh and pull so hard, see you swinging from the Gallows Pole

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:31 | Link to Comment Ookspay
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Frank Zappa avatar? Quoting Zep? Obscure PM reference? Yeah, we could be Buds.

We are millions and millions comin' to getcha, we're protected by unions so don't let it upset ya.

You might call us Flakes or something else you might coin us, but we know you're so greedy that you'll probably join us...

Cheers!

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 17:22 | Link to Comment Uncle Remus
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You know we gots to "stick together".

Word.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 18:22 | Link to Comment I_Rowboat
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Yowza Yowza Yowza.

You must be a Libra - your place or mine?

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 18:22 | Link to Comment I_Rowboat
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Yowza Yowza Yowza.

You must be a Libra - your place or mine?

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 00:49 | Link to Comment Uncle Remus
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man in a suit with a bow-tie neck who wants to buy a grunt with a third party check

Rehypothication. FZ was talking about rehypothication.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:33 | Link to Comment Hannibal
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Hm,..didn't see the words:

Ponzi

Frauds

Scams

False Flag

911

Deception

Banksters

Looting

Jamie

Gitmo

Torture

Assange

.........

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:40 | Link to Comment Bear
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Nothing here ... move on ... sarc

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 07:58 | Link to Comment Element
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To hell with the lot of their Neo-Stazi fear-mongering shitfest they call a so-called 'Government'. 

We aren't afraid of your pitiful constructs 'Government'.  Your time is up, we all know it, and even you should know it by now.  Your petty facade of words and mental gimmicks is a global laughing-stock.

We will never accept that your rancid behaviour and putrid lie-making-to-deceive processes have a valid place or role in the course of waxing and wanning human civilisations.

The truth is that for humanity to survive and develop it's you who are the enemy, who must now be put away, like an old and unsatisfying tired toy or artefact, from an earlier phase of human developmental arrest. 

Deal with it.

In an infinite cosmos the only thing that matters will have nothing whatever to do with that, and you have no hope of suppressing the clear material fact that we are actually intrinsically infinite life. 

It is Life itself that is an emergent property of infinity. 

And that Life will not allow you enslave it.

Deal with it

There is actually real-power and real-change in the realisation of this, and it is that which is going to be the end of you, and there is no spin and no ideology that can turn someone away from that.

On the contrary dumb-dumbs;

IT IS US, THE-INFINITE-ALIVE, THAT IS OBSERVING   Y O U   ... DEAR 'GOVERNEMENT'.

And this emergent-property-of-infinity, doesn't much like what you've been up to, thinks you are perverse and unworthy, recalcitrant, malignant, unreformable.

It's not us, the LIFE that is the problem here, it is in fact you, a mere failed dead concept that is the problem we are experiencing.

So LIFE going to see to it that REAL-POWER and REAL-CHANGE comes from us, and not from you.

 

FOR YOUR GROSS SERIAL INCOMPETANCE, FRAUD, GLOBAL MISCONDUCT AND INSATIABLE MONOPOLY ON VIOLENT MELEVOLENCE, TOWARD LIFE ITSELF ...

 

Y O U ' R E    H E R E B Y    F I R E D !

 

Stick that in your keyword search filter ... and deal with it ... and yes, that was the verbalising of a mortal curse being laid upon you ... a real one ... Life is merciful, and it is about to have mercy on you.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:33 | Link to Comment Bear
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A 'cloud' 'leak' is rain ... but it's not on the list

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:34 | Link to Comment Pairadimes
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Idiots. They might as well monitor correspondence for 'the', 'and', 'if', 'then', 'why' and 'how'.

 

If someone told me that 95% of the e-mails ever written had at least one of their words in it, I would believe that.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:35 | Link to Comment bugs_
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Whats word #378?

(you know there is one)

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:37 | Link to Comment f16hoser
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I just had a slight "Explosion" between my cheeks. Could be "Radioactive" as I just ate some tuna. Excuse me as I SWAT a fly buzzing around my head. Do flys carry Salmonella? Smallpox? Just wondering.....

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:39 | Link to Comment Bear
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China but no Russia ... I gues we know who are friends are or is this an economic statement

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:41 | Link to Comment The Gooch
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Dear Mr. Napolitano,

 My name is Mara Salvatrucha Guzman. My friends call me "Pork". Firstly, I would like to say you are one handsome fella! I live in San Diego, but often visit El Paso to check on my meth lab. I had Subway for lunch and it now feels like a toxic brown out in the making. This morning I had to apply some blister agent to my mexicles because they burn from exposure to North Korea. I had to take some tamiflu this afternoon to help with the radiation from Japan and the failure of the world health organiztion to disclose anything about the contamination after the earthquake and tsunami disaster.

FTW

Gooch

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:06 | Link to Comment prodigious_idea
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Up arrow for "Mr.", if not for being clever otherwise.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:42 | Link to Comment I am Jobe
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I donlt see PORn

ICRAP

FartBook

Are these not relevant- Just askin?

 

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:43 | Link to Comment lynnybee
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so , what else is new.     i have my own list of words that i'm monitoring the criminal government for !!     bring it on; i'm finally ready mentally.    bunch of criminals.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:46 | Link to Comment TruthBeforeAll
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Any Arabic or Spanish words on the list? Sorry, I'm too lazy to read it all.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:46 | Link to Comment michael_engineer
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They should add "contraction" and "resource depletion" to that list.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:49 | Link to Comment Blotsky
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Uncle Sam, kiss my ass.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:50 | Link to Comment vegas
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I ate pork for dinner; come fucking get me and take me to the nearest FEMA retirement camp.

 

http://vegasxau.blogspot.com

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:52 | Link to Comment NewWorldOrange
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George Carlin. Greatest commedian ever.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:52 | Link to Comment hedgehog9999
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It is all so stupid , if you were a real criminal or terrorist you would probably use code words and perhaps even a language like esperanto for communications.....or some form of encryption.....or better yet not use any form of electronic communications...

There 's got to be more to this I don't think they are that dumb.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:59 | Link to Comment Mitzibitzi
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They're not. It's just there to see who propogates the list.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:08 | Link to Comment SubjectivObject
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Do your part to make sure everyone gets a copy then.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:32 | Link to Comment zerozulu
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What ever is being done on the name of homeland security is not for t-e%r-r#o*r@i^s~t. This is for the American public.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:41 | Link to Comment WmMcK
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Argxento, hundinoj.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:52 | Link to Comment Mitzibitzi
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pianissimo

exfoliate

cogitate

imbibe consume digest

cogitate

obfuscate  communicate

hesitate

fortissimo

bitchez

 

 

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:55 | Link to Comment Benjamin Glutton
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box cutters????

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:01 | Link to Comment prodigious_idea
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My favorite is "mutation".

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:08 | Link to Comment billsykes
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In other news the Chinese gov't is considering giving travelers to the city of Beijing visaless travel up to 72 hours.

The oppressive communist regime has also issued guidelines on what they will censor on the web, opening up how the once secretive government looks at suppressing opinions that counters current Chinese party mandates, back to you Maria Bartiromo.

 

Welcome to upside down world.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:03 | Link to Comment whosetosay
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They forgot 'paranoid idiots'. Seriously.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:04 | Link to Comment reader2010
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Full Retard!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:04 | Link to Comment reTARD
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Everyone commenting here needs to be RE-educated. Back to government school/camp bitchez!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:04 | Link to Comment penexpers
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"Mexicles"

Mexican Testicles?

 

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:06 | Link to Comment SubjectivObject
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I'm safe. Bangksturds is not on the list

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:10 | Link to Comment Racer
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Time for the new language to be set up.....

KL evl mericians dus rub usch thwee thunkers wis wan legit fweah eedeeahhhs

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:19 | Link to Comment roadhazard
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I've got two words for Uncle Surveillance, Fuck You.

 

We should all try and use as many of these words as possible over the span of our posts so as to flood the system, so...

Department of Homeland Security can bite me and die.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:16 | Link to Comment cherry picker
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I am surprised the famous four letter word starting with the letter f isn't on it.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 04:46 | Link to Comment Racer
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their computers couldn't handle the increasing number of hits associated with the ChairSATAN and the fed

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:16 | Link to Comment bbq on whitehou...
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Its not speech that worries the powers that be; its when men stop talking stop whispering and go silent, that worries them most. As it should.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:25 | Link to Comment NumNutt
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Everyone should copy that list of words and past it onto the end of every email that they send so that the feds servers become over loaded with information. Tat will pretty much make their day. Assholes......Oops is that on the list?

 

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:46 | Link to Comment savagegoose
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oh cool, i can safely add " death to america " to my sig lines again

 

while visiting afganistan as an ag agent, for agriculure. i caught a virus. thought it was influenza, but it was some other bio agent.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:29 | Link to Comment Atomizer
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When the powers are threatened, all rules go out the window. The meeting presently going on as I type this post are forming new controls to protect the flawed monetary system. 

Strange isn't it, that so many people would lie, cheat and literally kill for something that they don't understand at all. 

The entanglement I had with a poster this weekend still stands correct.. He will not survive. Nor will many that live in a  cloud [oops, bad word] of frantic money bundlers who scam the system for their own power benefits.  All parties in power repeat the same tactics to infuse fear by means of maintaining control.

Most Central Planners still look at a counterfeit currency as the motivation to succeed in life. Unbeknownst to the Central Planner soldiers, the career ladder is made of aluminum. That mentor they follow is watching you climb his/her ladder, to spread the agenda. If you fuck up, the battery and two connecting cables nestled out of sight will be attached to your aluminum career ladder. Guess what happens? Just make sure you’re debt free, that is the last chapter of their plan before extinction prevails. 

Together we’ll get through this, choppy waves are ahead.. Calm waters shall prevail in the end. 

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:32 | Link to Comment world_debt_slave
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that's why one uses fake aliiases, e-mail addresses, data, and someone else's Internet connection

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:52 | Link to Comment DarthVaderMentor
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or if your guilty and want some cover, you share your internet connection with a sheep....

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:36 | Link to Comment Ookspay
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I know, aren't neighbors wifi connections sweet?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:34 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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Any phrases in their like "Bernanke blowing bubbles" or "Bernanke blowing Geithner"

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:38 | Link to Comment sudzee
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Missed "freedom of speech" , Ron Paul and honest money.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:39 | Link to Comment michael_engineer
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They should add "contraction" and "resource depletion" to that list.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:49 | Link to Comment TacticalZen
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I didn't see my favorite: remotely detonated munitions. Say hello without even being there. DHS & NSA have sophisticated filters to drill down into credible threats. But if they told us the details they would have to kill us.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:53 | Link to Comment reTARD
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I shall be monitored for mentioning the TSA.

I shall be monitored for mentioning the TSA.

I shall be monitored for mentioning the TSA.

I shall be monitored for mentioning the TSA.

I shall be monitored for mentioning the TSA.

And while I'm mentioning the TSA, here is a public service announcement for all ZHer's...

Since the US government wants to look good and cut some of the TSA budget, in response the TSA is now increasing your TSA security fees: http://www.abc57.com/video/TSA--155336485.html

You may now return to your normal serfdom-hood, thank you.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:55 | Link to Comment _SILENCER
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Jesus fucking Christ, the Police State is really wagging its dick all over us.

 

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:09 | Link to Comment billsykes
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Nice avatar

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:00 | Link to Comment Hugh Jorgan
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Wait-Can I say Fuck You Obama and All your pussie ass fuckstick minions, or is that forbidden too? 

Respectfully,

Hugh Jorgan

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:11 | Link to Comment grunk
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There was a blizzard, so I pulled out my worm and took a leak into the snow. My piss turned to ice.

You have your orders.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:14 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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What, Eccles isn't on the list either?

 

or Utah?

Fucking pikers and their bogus, unproductive farce of a .gov, money draining "war on terror" initiative.

 

Update, Pikers:

Those of us with two brain cells to rub together have a list too.

 

 

 

 

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:17 | Link to Comment Seer
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No "anarchist" or "anarchism?"  Hm... makes you wonder why the MSM is so hell-bent on trying to label any disruption as anarchist related.  The "professionals" clearly know that it's all BS.

Oh, and no "Murder" or "Kill?"

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:17 | Link to Comment jplotinus
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That list is only the UNCLASSIFIED version, the one that is made public via FOIA. the SECRET list is longer. The TOP SECRET one, longer still.

Between the three, every word in the Scrabble Dictionary is included.

Blessings (included in TS)

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:40 | Link to Comment BlackholeDivestment
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...LMAO. I can tell you, from experience, ''they'' left out the one word ''they fear'' the most, have no doubt, I assure you. 

...and that is

           ...wait for it

                        ...wait for it

                                      ...wait for it 

...and now, the ''TRUTH''. 

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Proverbs+21%3A28&version=KJV

Let me say it again, just to really spook Hal 9000 and the Petaflops, lol.

TRUTH TRUTH TRUTH TRUTH TRUTH. Ah haa haa haa haa...

TRUTH! ...bitchez. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7utJmxbBao&ob=av2e 

Funny thing about the Bride of Christ, not the homosexual one of (Pandering Liar) Mystery POTUS, lol, she is awake and wedded to The Groom, the risen Mercy and foundation of our Father. The Word and Light, ''they'' (The Darkness In Contempt) are too fearful to even list, is The Word ''Truth'', the perfect risen image of the Son of Man defining (defense against contempt for the whole Truth, life etc...) agreemnet with the host of the whole sustaining law, lol. The Suicide Vampire Squid(s), (Legion) being fearful of the black hole in the mirror, the, uh hum, image of (their own judgment and claim of dominion) the beast. Lol, have accepted the masonry which has built the SkyNet Scrapers, and like the 911 report that omitted building 7, lol, have constructed their defense through wilfull slaughter and easily seen lies. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH2LFZbw8qk  

If you are not a threat to ''them'', for standing fast and doing no harm, lol, you may want to take a good long hard look into the mirror, and say the word's, ''I love the Truth'', a few times, then see how you feel. Lol. Fear not, comformation stands before you in the mirror. Don't be afraid, ah haa haa haaa, when you hear the knock at your door, that's just the sound of victory. Lol.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation+17%3A8&version=KJV  

...why would the strongest and deadliest force on Earth be fearful of it's own image? Lol.

Ft DeTRICK WEAPONS GRADE Anthrax Anthrax Anthrax Anthrax Anthrax 911 Put Options 911 Put Options 911 Put Options. LMAO.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:39 | Link to Comment SIOP
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I miss Echelon Day.  :(

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:49 | Link to Comment 10mm
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I didn't see vagina,pussy,milf,tits,round asses from Brazil,wooo.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:55 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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Not Erectionists..

 

Terrorists.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:52 | Link to Comment Hype Alert
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They left out another very important word...

                   ZEROHEDGE.COM

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 21:51 | Link to Comment Winston Smith 2009
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Cut and paste the entire list into your default email signature file?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:02 | Link to Comment DonBadajoz
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Im surprised PREPPER isnt on th list..

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:09 | Link to Comment nodoctor
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Fuck all these things:

Department of Homeland Security (DHS)
Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA)
Coast Guard (USCG)
Customs and Border Protection (CBP)
Border Patrol
Secret Service (USSS)
National Operations Center (NOC)
Homeland Defense
Immigration Customs Enforcement (ICE)
Agent
Task Force
Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)
Fusion Center
Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA)
Secure Border Initiative (SBI)
Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms (ATF)
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (CIS)
Federal Air Marshal Service (FAMS)
Transportation Security Administration (TSA)
Air Marshal
Federal Aviation Administration (FAA)
National Guard
Red Cross
United Nations (UN)
Assassination
Attack
Domestic security
Drill
Exercise
Cops
Law enforcement
Authorities
Disaster assistance
Disaster management
DNDO (Domestic Nuclear Detection Office)
National preparedness
Mitigation
Prevention
Response
Recovery
Dirty bomb
Domestic nuclear detection
Emergency management
Emergency response
First responder
Homeland security
Maritime domain awareness (MDA)
National preparedness initiative
Militia Shooting
Shots fired
Evacuation
Deaths
Hostage
Explosion (explosive)
Police
Disaster medical assistance team (DMAT)
Organized crime
Gangs
National security
State of emergency
Security
Breach
Threat
Standoff
SWAT
Screening
Lockdown
Bomb (squad or threat)
Crash
Looting
Riot
Emergency
Landing
Pipe bomb
Incident
Facility
Hazmat
Nuclear
Chemical spill
Suspicious package/device
Toxic
National laboratory
Nuclear facility
Nuclear threat
Cloud
Plume
Radiation
Radioactive
Leak
Biological infection (or event)
Chemical
Chemical burn
Biological
Epidemic
Hazardous
Hazardous material incident
Industrial spill
Infection
Powder (white)
Gas
Spillover
Anthrax
Blister agent
Chemical agent
Exposure
Burn
Nerve agent
Ricin
Sarin
North Korea
Outbreak
Contamination
Exposure
Virus
Evacuation
Bacteria
Recall
Ebola
Food Poisoning
Foot and Mouth (FMD)
H5N1
Avian
Flu
Salmonella
Small Pox
Plague
Human to human
Human to Animal
Influenza
Center for Disease Control (CDC)
Drug Administration (FDA)
Public Health
Toxic Agro
Terror Tuberculosis (TB)
Agriculture
Listeria
Symptoms
Mutation
Resistant
Antiviral
Wave
Pandemic
Infection
Water/air borne
Sick
Swine
Pork
Strain
Quarantine
H1N1
Vaccine
Tamiflu
Norvo Virus
Epidemic
World Health Organization (WHO) (and components)
Viral Hemorrhagic Fever
E. Coli
Infrastructure security
Airport
CIKR (Critical Infrastructure & Key Resources)
AMTRAK
Collapse
Computer infrastructure
Communications infrastructure
Telecommunications
Critical infrastructure
National infrastructure
Metro
WMATA
Airplane (and derivatives)
Chemical fire
Subway
BART
MARTA
Port Authority
NBIC (National Biosurveillance Integration Center)
Transportation security
Grid
Power
Smart
Body scanner
Electric
Failure or outage
Black out
Brown out
Port
Dock
Bridge
Cancelled
Delays
Service disruption
Power lines
Drug cartel
Violence
Gang
Drug
Narcotics
Cocaine
Marijuana
Heroin
Border
Mexico
Cartel
Southwest
Juarez
Sinaloa
Tijuana
Torreon
Yuma
Tucson
Decapitated
U.S. Consulate
Consular
El Paso
Fort Hancock
San Diego
Ciudad Juarez
Nogales
Sonora
Colombia
Mara salvatrucha
MS13 or MS-13
Drug war
Mexican army
Methamphetamine
Cartel de Golfo
Gulf Cartel
La Familia
Reynosa
Nuevo Leon
Narcos
Narco banners (Spanish equivalents)
Los Zetas
Shootout
Execution
Gunfight
Trafficking
Kidnap
Calderon
Reyosa
Bust
Tamaulipas
Meth Lab
Drug trade
Illegal immigrants
Smuggling (smugglers)
Matamoros
Michoacana
Guzman
Arellano-Felix
Beltran-Leyva
Barrio Azteca
Artistic Assassins
Mexicles
New Federation
Terrorism
Al Qaeda (all spellings)
Terror
Attack
Iraq
Afghanistan
Iran
Pakistan
Agro
Environmental terrorist
Eco terrorism
Conventional weapon
Target
Weapons grade
Dirty bomb
Enriched
Nuclear
Chemical weapon
Biological weapon
Ammonium nitrate
Improvised explosive device
IED (Improvised Explosive Device)
Abu Sayyaf
Hamas
FARC (Armed Revolutionary Forces Colombia)
IRA (Irish Republican Army)
ETA (Euskadi ta Askatasuna)
Basque Separatists
Hezbollah
Tamil Tigers
PLF (Palestine Liberation Front)
PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization
Car bomb
Jihad
Taliban
Weapons cache
Suicide bomber
Suicide attack
Suspicious substance
AQAP (AL Qaeda Arabian Peninsula)
AQIM (Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb)
TTP (Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan)
Yemen
Pirates
Extremism
Somalia
Nigeria
Radicals
Al-Shabaab
Home grown
Plot
Nationalist
Recruitment
Fundamentalism
Islamist
Emergency
Hurricane
Tornado
Twister
Tsunami
Earthquake
Tremor
Flood
Storm
Crest
Temblor
Extreme weather
Forest fire
Brush fire
Ice
Stranded/Stuck
Help
Hail
Wildfire
Tsunami Warning Center
Magnitude
Avalanche
Typhoon
Shelter-in-place
Disaster
Snow
Blizzard
Sleet
Mud slide or Mudslide
Erosion
Power outage
Brown out
Warning
Watch
Lightening
Aid
Relief
Closure
Interstate
Burst
Emergency Broadcast System
Cyber security
Botnet
DDOS (dedicated denial of service)
Denial of service
Malware
Virus
Trojan
Keylogger
Cyber Command
2600
Spammer
Phishing
Rootkit
Phreaking
Cain and abel
Brute forcing
Mysql injection
Cyber attack
Cyber terror
Hacker
China
Conficker
Worm
Scammers
Social media

 

Also, fuck the government.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:09 | Link to Comment billsykes
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Swim to freedom, swim to cuba bitchez

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:40 | Link to Comment nah
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i couldnt find doucebag

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:51 | Link to Comment Vendetta
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at least clusterfuck isn't on the list

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:59 | Link to Comment Winston Smith 2009
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"Pork" and "Tucson" are on the list?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Why is Tucson of interest?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 23:33 | Link to Comment Jumbie
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Gabby was shot there, after rpubs put the town on a map with crosshairs.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 23:00 | Link to Comment tony bonn
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9/11 was the reichstag fire - created by the same nazis of 1933 - to justify this nazi organization.....9/11 and al qaeda are owned by the cia and their wall street overlords....terrorism is 100% cia....it is a total fraud....

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 23:27 | Link to Comment newengland
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Only 377 words? Fail. Must try harder. Must catch up with the oligarchs of Russia and the Politburo of China and the pretty lil scare pets inbetween in the EUSSR.

Let's get honest: there is no way that that bureaucrats can win in the uppity U.S., with its Constitutional 'right to bear arms', whereas the rest of the world is at the mercy of its oppressive lying cheating money master freak regimes.

 

377 lil words? Try that s$it in New England, and get your heads or money blown off. Same for you, ME f*wits, and your Western political whores, eg the Bilderberg Group and Trilateral Commission, pals of the House of Saud and Rothschild/Rockefeller freakonomics.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 23:31 | Link to Comment Jumbie
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I tried to post the list in Arabic, in case some of those being monitored aren't American..

But, non-latin isn't supported.

 

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 23:40 | Link to Comment newengland
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Jumbie,

Nice try, but no worry. It is a very sad fact that the powerbrokers care nothing for the common American or Arab or Jew.

I'm Anglo-American since the 17th century when my family and friends founded New England. You are safe with us, but you must distrust the Bilderbergers and Trilateral Commission as we do.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 00:04 | Link to Comment bshirley1968
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Tyler, you have got to get every trace of my existence off of this site.  ZHers will be the first group rounded up and put in FEMA camps to be quickly exterminated.  (sarc)

Can't say enough how proud I am to be part of my fellow AMERICANS on this board.  And in that true American spirit, "DHS, CAN KISS MY ASS!"

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 00:29 | Link to Comment vh070
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They must be serious.  The absence of 'porn' is indicative of high stress levels.  

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 01:23 | Link to Comment I_Rowboat
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Thank god 'booty-cake,' 'ass-quake,' and 'titty-shake' ain't on that list, or my browser history would land me in a heap of shit.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 01:24 | Link to Comment mjk0259
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Kind of makes sense if you search for these words in combination. Sure NSA does the same with intercepted voice communications. 1,000 hackers hired could find more good stuff faster. Look at the job China is doing with industrial espionage and probably sabotage with 100,000.

 

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 01:26 | Link to Comment Amused2Death
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I use about 50 words of this list on a daily basis, oh shit...

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 03:05 | Link to Comment Nachdenken
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Right, everyone who has read this, cut and pasted it for reference, sent it on, all registered and recorded and remebered.

The word and phrase string recognistion is one part of Big Brother.

Facebook - all your photographs are tracked with face recognition programmes, so if you are in a group where a "wanted" face appears, you are part of the listed faces as well. 

So we grow moustaches, dark glasses and write in da Vinci codes.

We are all prisoners anyway.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 05:07 | Link to Comment Shylockracy
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Funny that in the 3-letter agencies' world, English may the lingua franca used by terrorists, drug traffickers and the like in their electronic communications. Not only plain good English, but corretly spelled key-words exactly matching their index.

If the terrorists are in case are native English speakers however, somebody like von Nothaus for instance, a different pictures emerges.

 

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 07:02 | Link to Comment Element
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"Mitigation"?

 

What astonishing genius!

 

N O T

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 20:32 | Link to Comment HowardBeale
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Alphabetized:

 

Abu Sayyaf Afghanistan Agent Agriculture Agro Aid Air Marshal Airplane (and derivatives) Airport Al Qaeda (all spellings) Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms (ATF) Al-Shabaab Ammonium nitrate AMTRAK Anthrax Antiviral AQAP (AL Qaeda Arabian Peninsula) AQIM (Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb) Arellano-Felix Artistic Assassins Assassination Attack Attack Authorities Avalanche Avian Bacteria Barrio Azteca BART Basque Separatists Beltran-Leyva Biological Biological infection (or event) Biological weapon Black out Blister agent Blizzard Body scanner Bomb (squad or threat) Border Border Patrol Botnet Breach Bridge Brown out Brown out Brush fire Brute forcing Burn Burst Bust Cain and abel Calderon Cancelled Car bomb Cartel Cartel de Golfo Center for Disease Control (CDC) Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) Chemical Chemical agent Chemical burn Chemical fire Chemical spill Chemical weapon China CIKR (Critical Infrastructure & Key Resources) Ciudad Juarez Closure Cloud Coast Guard (USCG) Cocaine Collapse Colombia Communications infrastructure Computer infrastructure Conficker Consular Contamination Conventional weapon Cops Crash Crest Critical infrastructure Customs and Border Protection (CBP) Cyber attack Cyber Command Cyber security Cyber terror DDOS (dedicated denial of service) Deaths Decapitated Delays Denial of service Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Dirty bomb Dirty bomb Disaster Disaster assistance Disaster management Disaster medical assistance team (DMAT) DNDO (Domestic Nuclear Detection Office) Dock Domestic nuclear detection Domestic security Drill Drug Drug Administration (FDA) Drug cartel Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) Drug trade Drug war E. Coli Earthquake Ebola Eco terrorism El Paso Electric Emergency Emergency Emergency Broadcast System Emergency management Emergency response Enriched Environmental terrorist Epidemic Epidemic Erosion ETA (Euskadi ta Askatasuna) Evacuation Evacuation Execution Exercise Explosion (explosive) Exposure Exposure Extreme weather Extremism Facility Failure or outage FARC (Armed Revolutionary Forces Colombia) Federal Air Marshal Service (FAMS) Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) First responder Flood Flu Food Poisoning Foot and Mouth (FMD) Forest fire Fort Hancock Fundamentalism Fusion Center Gang Gangs Gas Grid Gulf Cartel Gunfight Guzman H1N1 H5N1 Hacker Hail Hamas Hazardous Hazardous material incident Hazmat Help Heroin Hezbollah Home grown Homeland Defense Homeland security Hostage Human to Animal Human to human Hurricane Ice IED (Improvised Explosive Device) Illegal immigrants Immigration Customs Enforcement (ICE) Improvised explosive device Incident Industrial spill Infection Infection Influenza Infrastructure security Interstate IRA (Irish Republican Army) Iran Iraq Islamist Jihad Juarez Keylogger Kidnap La Familia Landing Law enforcement Leak Lightening Listeria Lockdown Looting Los Zetas Magnitude Malware Mara salvatrucha Marijuana Maritime domain awareness (MDA) MARTA Matamoros Meth Lab Methamphetamine Metro Mexican army Mexicles Mexico Michoacana Militia Shooting Mitigation MS13 or MS-13 Mud slide or Mudslide Mutation Mysql injection Narco banners (Spanish equivalents) Narcos Narcotics National Guard National infrastructure National laboratory National Operations Center (NOC) National preparedness National preparedness initiative National security Nationalist NBIC (National Biosurveillance Integration Center) Nerve agent New Federation Nigeria Nogales North Korea Norvo Virus Nuclear Nuclear Nuclear facility Nuclear threat Nuevo Leon Organized crime Outbreak Pakistan Pandemic Phishing Phreaking Pipe bomb Pirates Plague PLF (Palestine Liberation Front) PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization Plot Plume Police Pork Port Port Authority Powder (white) Power Power lines Power outage Prevention Public Health Quarantine Radiation Radicals Radioactive Recall Recovery Recruitment Red Cross Relief Resistant Response Reynosa Reyosa Ricin Riot Rootkit Salmonella San Diego Sarin Scammers Screening Secret Service (USSS) Secure Border Initiative (SBI) Security Service disruption Shelter-in-place Shootout Shots fired Sick Sinaloa Sleet Small Pox Smart Smuggling (smugglers) Snow Social media Somalia Sonora Southwest Spammer Spillover Standoff State of emergency Storm Strain Stranded/Stuck Subway Suicide attack Suicide bomber Suspicious package/device Suspicious substance SWAT Swine Symptoms Taliban Tamaulipas Tamiflu Tamil Tigers Target Task Force Telecommunications Temblor Terror Terror Tuberculosis (TB) Terrorism Threat Tijuana Tornado Torreon Toxic Toxic Agro Trafficking Transportation security Transportation Security Administration (TSA) Tremor Trojan Tsunami Tsunami Warning Center TTP (Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan) Tucson Twister Typhoon U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (CIS) U.S. Consulate United Nations (UN) Vaccine Violence Viral Hemorrhagic Fever Virus Virus Warning Watch Water/air borne Wave Weapons cache Weapons grade Wildfire WMATA World Health Organization (WHO) (and components) Worm Yemen Yuma
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 20:36 | Link to Comment HowardBeale
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I notice "Behead all politicians" isn't on the list. You'd think that would be popular, as it is surely going to happen--or maybe I'm just ahead of the times...

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 01:10 | Link to Comment Uncle Remus
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Nor is "Idiot Bastard Children"

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 22:52 | Link to Comment Enki
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Lightening, really?  Might want to dictionary that one.

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