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Guest Post: We Are All Muppets Now

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Submitted by Charles Hugh Smith from Of Two Minds

We Are All Muppets Now

Every participant in the manipulated, rigged stock market is now a muppet.

Just as President Richard Nixon signalled

his embrace of endless fiscal stimulus and bottomless deficits by declaring "We are all Keynesians now," it is now apparent that we are all muppets now, willing participants in a fraudulent, manipulated market in the hopes that we will skim the same outsized gains reaped by the manipulators.

Actually, Nixon said, "I am now a Keynesian in economics," but the catchier phrase has entered popular history.

Using the word muppets to describe credulous investors who could be ripped off at will originated with investment banking giant Goldman Sachs, where employee Greg Smith famously wrote:

"It makes me ill how callously people [at Goldman Sachs] talk about ripping their clients off.

 

"Over the last 12 months, I have seen five different managing directors refer to their own clients as 'muppets', sometimes over internal email."

The muppets now include every pension fund, mutual fund, hedge fund and investor with capital in the stock market. We're all muppets now because we all know the markets are rigged, skimmed by high-frequency trading machines and propped up by officially sanctioned intervention on a grand scale.

Why do we willingly put money into such a rigged bucket shop? For the same reason GS clients gave their money to Goldman Sachs: they wanted a big fat outsized return. We don't really care now if the market is fraudulent, rigged, or manipulated; all we want is for our shares to keep going up, by whatever means are necessary. If that means fraud and manipulation, so be it.

That moral vacuum and desire for outsized returns regardless of the methods used to reap the gains makes us muppets. We really don't care about official manipulation and intervention, as long as it works to boost our pension fund, mutual fund, ETF, hedge fund, etc.

Muppets only complain when the prop jobs and skimming fail to deliver fat gains to their accounts.

But being a muppet is being a mark: it's the muppets who are being milked and skimmed. Being a participant in a hopelessly compromised, rigged market makes us marks because we're ultimately providing liquidity and capital for the players to skim.

When the officially sanctioned intervention finally fails and the market leaks 40% of its current value, the muppets will finally understand the "outsized returns" were just a con used to entice them into playing digital 3-card monte. The game is rigged, but the greed of the player overrides his skepticism and caution.

The same can be said for pension funds and all the other institutional players. Desperate for yield, they've foolishly ponied up hundreds of billions of dollars to play 3-card monte with crooked dealers and a crooked house.

Anyone counting on their pension should check to see how much of the fund is A) earning essentially nothing in bonds and B) on the rigged 3-card monte table known as the stock market.

Good luck beating the crooked dealer and the crooked house. Since we are all muppets now, luck is all we have left.

 


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Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:58 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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"We Are All Muppets Now

Every participant in the manipulated, rigged stock market is now a muppet."

 

Is that your hand up my ass or are you just manipulating me?

Tight fit

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:59 | Link to Comment malikai
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Now I understand that photo and it's inspiration.

It doesn't make the pain of seeing the original photo go away, but it helps me understand why he did it.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 13:07 | Link to Comment AlaricBalth
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With apologies to Charles Baudelaire
Le Poison

"Hopium magnifies that which is limitless,
Lengthens the unlimited,
Makes time deeper, hollows out voluptuousness,
And with dark, gloomy pleasures
Fills the soul beyond its capacity.

All that is not equal to the poison which flows
From your eyes, from your green eyes,
Lakes where my soul trembles and sees its evil side...
My dreams come in multitude
To slake their thirst in those bitter gulfs.

All that is not equal to the awful wonder
Of your biting saliva,
Charged with madness, that plunges my remorseless soul
Into oblivion
And rolls it in a swoon to the shores of death.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 15:14 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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Oh Snap! Kermit got ass raped by his brok-er, Yo!

He ain't no man. Shorty be a Muppet, bitchez.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:59 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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bwahaha

+1

at least i consider myself to be either statler or waldorf

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 13:03 | Link to Comment CH1
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So long as we keep obeying the overlords, we'll remain muppets forever... whether we complain or not.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 14:22 | Link to Comment extendedorder
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hilorios

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 12:16 | Link to Comment Zero Govt
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inspired photo CG   :)

Goldmans should use it on their next client emailer recommendations

it looks an awful lot like Europes current position with Bond holders too

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:50 | Link to Comment fuu
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"But being a muppet is being a mark: it's the muppets who are being milked and skimmed."

Seriously?!?

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:51 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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 "Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show"

~~~

Lyrics from Muppet Show song

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:58 | Link to Comment pepperspray
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Can the Biden/Ryan debate use this as the opener?

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 13:04 | Link to Comment Christoph830
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The media playing up the "Biden is getting senile" card is exactly what the Dems want.  Remember, they hold the Hilary trump card and can deploy that as a last resort.  

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 13:08 | Link to Comment pepperspray
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Its almost as if Palin's a prophet.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 13:18 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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Only a [net&]YAHOO would pine for a Hilary Trump card at this point... Oh wait!

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 13:10 | Link to Comment TPTB_r_TBTF
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The Obama-Faction-Dems donT want Hillary on the ticket cause they are afraid that the Hillary-Faction-Dems would assassinate him.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 13:29 | Link to Comment Savyindallas
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Kennedy should have trusted his instincts on LBJ  - he really had no choice-J Edgar Hoover and LBJ blackmailed JFK with his pre-presidenct sexual escapades into putting LBJ on the ticket.  Real history is so much more interesting than the crap we read in the history books.

 

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 13:41 | Link to Comment boogerbently
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Talk about the ULTIMATE "flip-flop".

GOP has HOURS of footage of BO and Hilary reaming each other.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 17:58 | Link to Comment Whiner
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Hillary ain't climbing aboard a sinking ship. She is The Woman . She wouldn't be anybody's VP. She will save us from Chapter 11 after Mittens/Ryan.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:51 | Link to Comment fbrothers
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Finally, someone has spoken out. The King is naked. All they have is a bunch of numbers on a computer. It is all BS. Let it be repeated until they fall.

 

 

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:52 | Link to Comment mrktwtch2
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was pretty good at 3 card monti..once cleaned out the guy of 200 bucks..he was shocked that i could keep getting the queen..(the simple key is to never take your eye off that card)..no matter what he does to try to distract you..and when i was in germany in 1990 took 300 marks from a guy using the three cups and a ball..but calling this market 3 card monty isnt a fair comparison because you can beat 3 card monti..and the realization 3 yrs ago that the fed uses qe to pump this market has saved me from gettin totally cleaned out..lol

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:52 | Link to Comment govttrader
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Time for a does of pain medicine...read it and weap

http://govttrader.blogspot.com/

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:55 | Link to Comment vast-dom
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yeah further proof you do not comprehend the bond bubble. a few more "what the hell" moments and you may be wiped out.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 13:20 | Link to Comment fuu
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Hopefully at that point s/he/it will cease with the link pimpage.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:54 | Link to Comment LouisDega
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Does The Jim Henson® company know about this?

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:55 | Link to Comment AnAnonymous
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In US citizen economics, somebody has to provide...

You do not find generous sponsors providing you with an entire continent to fund your freedom, truth and justice project like the Indians every day...

It remains that somebody has to provide... When you run an extortion of the weak, farming of the poor business, not everyone can be an extorter and a farmer.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:58 | Link to Comment cougar_w
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Hey Tyler, the Jim Henson estate is on line 3. And they sound pissed.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 15:01 | Link to Comment LouisDega
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I know nothing. Grover made me do it.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:59 | Link to Comment Hype Alert
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There are no signs of life left.  Somebody call it.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 13:11 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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DOA at 8:46 AM on 9/11/01, the day the (false flag) end game began.

Still running folks, still running. It's a process, not an event.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_11_attacks

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 13:13 | Link to Comment Hype Alert
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The machines are still circulating blood and pumping oxygen into the lifeless corpse, strings can be pulled to emulate movement, but the crowd that is watching knows.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 13:21 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Yes. Or will know shortly.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 13:29 | Link to Comment fuu
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Shiavod

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 13:40 | Link to Comment malikai
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Ever seen ReAnimator?

That's the market today.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 13:03 | Link to Comment gunsmoke011
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For the crooked dealer and the crooked house to make money - they have to have players. My read is that those players are becoming more and more scarce. It will not be long before the dealer has to start playing against the house because there is no one left to play - that is when things will get very interesting.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 13:05 | Link to Comment not fat not stupid
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"Why do we willingly put money into such a rigged bucket shop?"

 

"WE", if you mean the public, DON'T, or havent you read the 3-year outflow numbers?

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 13:10 | Link to Comment Hype Alert
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In a normal market, one that isn't artifically manipulated, the prices would have dropped to entice new buyers.  Much like what they have done in the housing market, they have rigged the game to keep prices high as people leave the market and neither market will clear and reset.   Central planning at it's best.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 13:20 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Just the other day a (soon to be ex) client was informing me that she had taken all her money out of the stock market. I gently asked her where her company pension, GE annuities and bank CDs were invested. She opened her mouth to speak, then stopped and immediately left.

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 14:11 | Link to Comment pazmaker
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There you go again!  Trying to wake up another one...trying to save another lost soul!!!

What do you think she will do next?

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 16:28 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Sleep with her pension, bank and annuity statements so that they can't be stolen.

Not sarcasm in the least.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 13:08 | Link to Comment casey13
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They control the cash too and can debase it at will so yes we are all muppets.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 13:15 | Link to Comment wcvarones
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Then again, I'd rather own real assets than Bernanke Bucks.

 

http://www.wcvarones.com/2012/01/silicon-t-bill.html

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 14:17 | Link to Comment pazmaker
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Things, I've done with bernanke bucks(while they are still useful)

 

 

1. buy silver

2. install solar and mechanical handpump on my well to pump water without need of electricity

3. Built a cobb stove to bake and cook with wood

4. raise chickens and rabbits for meat(hens also laying eggs)

5. garden, can and stock up on food

6. Purchase more ammo

That stock market may work for you Varones but you may want to consider some the above listed items

 

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 15:23 | Link to Comment Offthebeach
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You.....you ....1% of the future! You'll pay like the Kulaks when your pump and chickens are redistributed. You didn't build that, raise them nor grown them.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 17:10 | Link to Comment wcvarones
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I've got 1, 5, and 6 started.  Gotta work on the others.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 13:21 | Link to Comment Dareconomics
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If you are reading this, then you probably just read a post on ZeroHedge. If you have been following the markets since the financial crisis, you should be well-aware of the all of the issues plaguing the market right now. Large-scale money printing is keeping prices high, and this is enabling the TBTF and HFT to keep making fat profits at the expense of the rest of us.

Most people do not understand these issues, and they blindly follow the advice of others and invest in the market. Maybe they should know better, because everyone who tells you to buy stocks has an ulterior motive...

http://dareconomics.wordpress.com/2012/08/15/fed-money-printing-distorti...

 

 

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 13:51 | Link to Comment ptoemmes
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I can't help but think that the REAL muppets are smarter than these faux-muppet-analogs being described here.  In fact I think it may be an insult to the REAL muppets.

I'd like to see the REAL muppets kick some Wall Street ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY

 

 

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 14:34 | Link to Comment Meesohaawnee
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someone send this memo to bubble vision. wait forget that.. that would blow their cover. (cant thank you enough tyler)

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 15:15 | Link to Comment Venerability
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The little red one in your picture is adorable.

And I'm sure he'd do a much better job than most CNBC anchors.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 15:34 | Link to Comment msjimmied
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The Muppets are on the GOP hit list. Romney has a laser like focus on dealing with the .00004% of the budget that NPR takes. Priorities...Don't lose faith folks, people are catching on.

There are 2 Americas. I have a Walmart and a Ralph's supermarket near my home. Ever so often I go to Walmart when I need some hardware items etc other than groceries, saves making more than one trip. When I go to Ralph's, I see tanned and fit people choosing their food wisely. I love the sprinkling of older matriarchs with the Texas big hair, jangly bracelets, impeccably groomed. Clean, well lit store with crusty french bread. An obviously well to do couple were picking out canned chicken, salmon etc. (NO Spam, stuff will kill ya) I overheard their conversation about rotating their supplies. We had an interesting talk. About 50% of the people they know store way more food than they used to. They may not be camo wearing survivalists, but they know something wicked this way comes. They haven't put anything into the market in the last two years, they've roughly appraised grandma's silver over the kitchen table. There are a lot of clued in people out there.

When you go to Walmart, you would think Brawndo has been on the shelves for years! You know the feeling, you make a wrong turn when you're lost, and end up in the seedy part of town? That. People there make me feel pretty. People in motorized carts with nothing but gooey prepared foods, Totino's pizza and Banquet dinners. JIT inventory. It's Beck and FOX nation. So which is the true face of America? Are we really all obese TV zombies, or is this nation representative of the country that won the most Olympic medals? The ones who put the successful mission together to land a highly complex mission on Mars? 

Come on folks, don't keep disparaging our people. I think this emphasis on people being dumb and Neanderthal, takes the fight out of us. Why would you want to save people not worth saving? The low volume in the market tells you about how "dumb" people are. Like I said, have faith and patience, it's a very very slow car crash, cos we're in it. You know time always slows down just before the big KABOOM.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 15:55 | Link to Comment Diogenes
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Reading articles like this on ZH has kept me out of the market since 2009 - while it has gone up 40%. Beginning to rethink that position.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 16:01 | Link to Comment Satan
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No. I disagree. Everyone makes their own investment choices. No one makes you play the game. When have the markets not been rigged?
You either swim with the sharks or get out of the water. The market owes you nothing.
If it was as simple the markets going up on good news and down on bad we would all be millionaires.

I realize the markets are broken and yet I continue to participate. It is my choice. When I lose I'm man enough to admit that I was wrong.Blaming evil algos and uncle Ben is a cop out simply because you know they too are participating.

No we are not all muppets. But some of you are fucking cry babies.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 20:19 | Link to Comment Venerability
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You can always tell when the Botmasters are under 30. Profanity and totally tin ears.

 

 

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 16:36 | Link to Comment MachuPicchu
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The show has to continue till the end of time..!

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 18:51 | Link to Comment calgal
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yewz tawkin to me?

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 19:26 | Link to Comment silverserfer
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If you're gonna be a muppet at least have you're priorities striaght...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg6xpBtUH4c

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