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Guest Post: Will Bernanke Save The Equity Markets?

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Submitted by Vedran Vuk of Casey Research

Will Bernanke Save The Equity Markets?

How far is the Fed from reaching the bottom of its ammunition box?

Well, both Mario Draghi and Ben Bernanke said no to yet more monetary stimulus recently.

Wall Street unsurprisingly was disappointed.

Wall Street expected more stimulus, as institutional investors are analyzing monetary policy from their own perspective rather than the central bank's viewpoint – understandable, but a big mistake.

Wall Street's Conundrum: with the S&P 500 up less than 7% in 2012, the year is almost over, and the investment firms have little to show for it.

This 7% return might be OK in calmer markets, but instead investors have been taken on a rollercoaster ride – all for a measly 7% return.

So what could send stocks higher?

Well, if the European crisis just disappeared, things would turn for the better… but that's not likely to happen.

Or perhaps if US unemployment finally moved downward… but that's not going to happen either.

The only short-term savior for equity markets is another round of extreme monetary stimulus, which will keep things propped up a bit longer.

Hopefully in that time, unemployment and the general economy would improve, which would lead to a reduction in the fiscal strain on troubled governments.

So Bernanke has control of the only immediate game-changer left on the table, and he's not playing Wall Street's tune.

Without that money, Wall Street faces the reality of a stagnant market.

Frankly, fund managers don't need a meltdown to be badly hurt here; failing to produce adequate returns is a bad enough outcome.

After all, how many people would place their money in a high-risk market after a few years of low single-digit returns?

Probably much fewer than today.

As a result of this conundrum, Wall Street sees monetary stimulus as the only way forward – hence the strong belief that Bernanke and Draghi will produce stimulus at any moment.

To Wall Street, this makes sense, but unfortunately for them, the Federal Reserve has different incentives.

Bernanke realizes that he is low on bullets. The last few landed way off target, and his final bullet might miss the mark even more so.

Bernanke is stuck with two options here: he can fire off his last bullet now (as Wall Street desires) and can send the market up maybe 1,000 points on the DJIA.

Or he can wait to save this last bullet in case the market crashes.

But if Bernanke shoots his bullet now and the market crashes anyway, he's going to go down in history as the worst Federal Reserve chairman ever.

And if he tries to shoot the gun again in an emergency after he has overheated it, Bernanke might very well send the economy into a hyperinflation.

In such a scenario, he would become a cautionary tale for econ graduate students for the next hundred years (and I'm not kidding about that… economists are still discussing the monetary policy of the Great Depression).

Would you take such a risk for a couple of hundred extra points on the DJIA? I don't think so.

Wall Street's incentive and Bernanke's couldn't be further apart on delivering another monetary stimulus before it's desperately needed.

You may ask yourself:

"Didn't Bernanke boost the stock market only a few years ago? Why wouldn't he do it again now?"

Times change. A few years ago, Bernanke had a lifetime wealth problem on his hands regarding the average US consumer. When someone loses 25% of their home's equity and their 401(k) crashes by 35%, they become shell-shocked as a result of their total lifetime wealth taking a sudden large dip.

Economists understand that the spending behavior of someone with a $500,000 nest egg saved for retirement isn't the same as for a person with half as much.

It's really a simple concept: when we feel more comfortable about our future, we can spend more today.

Even if one had no risk of losing his or her job in the crash, personal spending habits would often change in reflection of reduced lifetime wealth.

Beforehand, by boosting equity markets, Bernanke could stimulate the economy by increasing everyone's sense of their lifetime wealth, inducing them to spend more in the present.

Unfortunately, as we've reported on many occasions, this strategy didn't work so well.

Now Bernanke again holds the option of boosting equities with yet more stimulus. Will another thousand points on the DJIA really send the economy back into a recovery?

Most likely not.

That said, another round of monetary stimulus isn't completely out of the question.

A High-Risk Gamble: However, with the possibility of a European-led market crash around the corner, an early stimulus would be a very high-risk gamble in Bernanke's eyes – a gamble that may seal his fate forever.

While Wall Street fund managers are worried about delivering returns to their clients, Bernanke has a million problems on his mind, and equity prices are not one of them.

Though the market will continue to get overexcited at the possibility of more monetary stimulus, we probably won't see another round of a truly massive program until things really hit the fan and the Fed is forced to reach toward the bottom of the ammunition box.

While Ben scrambles around on the floor for more bullets, investors need to rethink their strategy to get them through to the other side of this crisis, because it's far from over.


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Sat, 08/18/2012 - 13:55 | 2716768 rsnoble
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There's only 1 answer: the big reset. They keep trying to work around it but it's still coming.

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 14:05 | 2716786 diogeneslaertius
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all roads lead to Au Ag

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 14:10 | 2716800 AldousHuxley
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you can defer reset by stealing oil from iran.



Sat, 08/18/2012 - 14:14 | 2716810 JustPrintMoreDuh
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Russia & China might have a slight problem with that.

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 15:21 | 2716912 ACP
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Nah, they'll just wait for the US govt to fuck up yet again, then move in & pick up the pieces, like everywhere else.

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 17:34 | 2717096 AlphaDawg
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He will print eventually, you fucking know it.

When? Who knows? Tomorrow, in a year?

Who gives a fuck, all you need to know is he will print.

He said he will devealue the currency and has done to date.

So stop being a pussy and stack silver you stupid bunch of gimps

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 18:37 | 2717167 boogerbently
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Printing delays recovery.

Why expand (and hire) when Ben B. gives you free money.


Sat, 08/18/2012 - 19:13 | 2717207 Lewshine
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"Eventually print"?? We've just witnessed a 1000 point ramp in less than 2 weeks, with each of the three indexes behaving like hell would have to freeze over before it could possibly breach the flatline. Give me a break! This all happens as 9 economic data releases' fail to meet expectations, the worst of which was jobless claims coming in much worse than expected, followed by Hilsenrath's "headline PROP release" that healed a 200 pt drop in the market, 10 minutes into close, then Draghi's promise to "do whatever needed to be done"!! This, being the beginning of this current parabol we've seen up to this last Friday. Coincidentally, it is my belief that the Fed is also micro-mananging any asset that can provide evidence of this backdoor funding of the stock market, since commodities have moved mildly higher, while metals get their usual noontime spanking...Everyday! My question? Where is it written that Ben needs to forecast or publicize a stim action?? My bet is this continues all through next week and until election day.

Why wouldn't it? Didn't need a reason to happen - Won't need a reason to continue. But it will take a Big reason to stop it...Thus, cue a doctored data report, or J. Hilsenrath for a curtain call, or dangle another Draghi carrot, (while Ben flips the switch) - Pick one, its good for a thousand points! Shit - This isn't rocket science! 

Sun, 08/19/2012 - 01:02 | 2717644 Shelby Moore III
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Apparently most were not active in the market, as volume was extremely low on this rise, being the height of vacations.

Fed was active in pumping up the stock market via Repos as documented by Zerohedge.

Appeared to be an engineered attack on the shorts (driving VIX to lowest since 2007), timed to coincide with market apathy season.

But the larger reality has to be dealt with come September, and markets still have to put food on the table.

Sun, 08/19/2012 - 20:30 | 2719239 indygo55
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Good article.


Sat, 08/18/2012 - 14:18 | 2716815 Silver Bug
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If by save, you mean print unlimited amounts of money and destroy the underlying currency, then yes. He will.

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 17:20 | 2717035 Shelby Moore III
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The Bernanke put casts a spell that sees infinite dollars. Here is some reality:

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 14:19 | 2716819 JPM Hater001
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"But if Bernanke shoots his bullet now and the market crashes anyway, he's going to go down in history as the worst Federal Reserve chairman ever."

It'll be Bush's fault...and he is already the worst chairsatan in history...

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 18:38 | 2717171 boogerbently
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What does he care? He'll be well compensated.

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 15:16 | 2716904 ACP
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Unfortunately, the Fed can print longer than people can remain solvent, or sane for that matter.

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 17:20 | 2717073 jimod
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Interest rates start to go up, bond greed turns to bond fear and flight to equities.

Rates down and equities must still go up, greed for more corporate balance sheet juggling?

I don't see how equities go down soon.


Sat, 08/18/2012 - 18:24 | 2717155 slaughterer
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The markets need to be saved?  Huh?  I think they are doing fine alright right now without Bernanke saving them.

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 13:59 | 2716773 buzzsaw99
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the bernak doesn't give a flying fuk about anything but bank balance sheets and banker bonuses. the author thinks he has a million things going on inside that pointy dome? HA!

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 14:00 | 2716777 not fat not stupid
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Wow is Tyler's teenage kid taking a writing class? The prose here isn't up to ZH standard.

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 14:11 | 2716803 Ralph Spoilsport
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It's a "Guest Post".

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 19:48 | 2717230 Lewshine
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Hey Shakespeare,

I'd rather someone post substance with bad writing skills, than a professor of linguistics waste time and space - With self-aggrandizing criticisms.

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 14:02 | 2716781 PiratePawpaw
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"In such a scenario, he would become a cautionary tale for econ graduate students for the next hundred years "

IMHO, he already has.

"However, with the possibility of a European-led market crash around the corner, an early stimulus would be a very high-risk gamble in Bernanke's eyes – a gamble that may seal his fate forever."

The economy has already gone over the cliff. At this point Bernanke's choice is which side of the canyon floor it is going to hit.

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 14:05 | 2716787 Reese Bobby
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The Bernank will do whatever the Global Bank Cartel tells him to do, and It will tell him to print fiat.  It is simply a question of when.  Does the author expect Them to admit the mistake and change course?

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 16:41 | 2717023 Shelby Moore III
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The Bernank will do whatever the Global Bank Cartel tells him to do, and It will tell him to print fiat.

So thus, when do TPTB tell him to cause chaos (this is not 2009)?

See my prior logic:

Note there are millions of Americans who you can take their gun from the cold dead hand only. So moving to chaos, means TPTB want to discredit the existing system and move to the end game. Read something about DHS purchasing 1 billion hollow point rounds recently (the bullets that make a plate sized exit hole), but didn't dig into to verify that conspiracy theory. As the central bank's ammunition lose potency, will TPTB move to real bullets?

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 14:06 | 2716789 diogeneslaertius
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what matters is not how clean the code looks but how well it compiles/functions

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 14:06 | 2716791 Ralph Spoilsport
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Seems overly optimistic that Bernanke could manage to send the DJIA up by 1,000 points, last bullet or not.

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 14:07 | 2716792 shokdee
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Sorry just finished my latest song!

Can i Be Zero Hedge DJ!!?!





Love to all the Os


Sat, 08/18/2012 - 14:17 | 2716813 shokdee
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Opps so sorry, wrong forum!?!

I thought this was sound cloud?



Sat, 08/18/2012 - 15:05 | 2716885 shokdee
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!!!!!! Silly me! Mr DJ monkey boy!!!!!

Down down down< my good how low can it go!

I'll go watch Planet of the Apes OK!




!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WARNING OVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


relax and love 2 U

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 14:10 | 2716799 vbone
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stocks look saved to vbone bro!

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 14:25 | 2716816 HardAssets
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Well lets see - - for the sake of weekend completely 'tin foil hat' speculation - - If I  was one of TPTB who pull the strings of the paid-for intellectuals like the Bernank - - what would I do ?

I'd let the market slide down its way . . . so that O. would get no help in the election, and be out the door. He's fulfilled his purpose - participated in trashing the economy and advancing the police state - and making sure the US is in various wars.

I'd put Romnoid in because the foolish 'right' will go for it. They'll stand down when 'their guy' ends up doing the same things O. did - - but far worse. Just like after W.  Furthermore, Romnoid went to Harvard Law & Harvard Biz school so he knows a lot more about how to steal than O. - - O. is clueless on finance & economics.

I'd also make sure there was some 'controversy' associated with the election results so the 'left' is angered over it. The game is divide & conquer - - you want them tied up fighting each other while we rob their wealth and freedom. What fools they are.

Yeah thats what I'd order Bernank to do. - - He probably still thinks its about 'economics'.

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 14:19 | 2716821 DeFeralCat
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It would be reckless to act now with the Dow up 10% with simple words and support. A couple of points up would have very little impact on the election; however, if he prints and gas spikes a dollar with food prices following, he may very well cost Obama the election. There is simply no need to act here when words have the same impact. He should not act unless the market corrects downward.

Sun, 08/19/2012 - 01:05 | 2717015 Shelby Moore III
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He should not act unless the market corrects downward.

Acting and failing would likely end the pyschological power of the Bernanke put.

Failure could potentially occur if attempting QE when Europe and China are imploding at that time the US markets decline significantly.

This is not 2009. The Fed was exporting the inflation. China has already built all the ghost cities it can.

Emerging exporters have already created the duplicitious supply to feed that non-existent demand.

Non-existent demand means pulling demand forward with debt. For example, 30 years mortgages pulling demand for housing forward by 30 years. Worse declining birth rates are even more unable to compensate for 30 years of lost demand.

So where is the profitable sector that can absorb more debt (QE)? It will feed almost entirely into inflation, which means the real GDP goes down faster (GDP deflator goes up).

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 14:26 | 2716834 YesWeKahn
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Bernakiot will save the market because Larry Summer is a day trader.

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 14:30 | 2716837 scatterbrains
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How much is PPT stimulus worth when it levitates the markets using tools like HFT and with the help of JPM/GS? The PPT was clearly in the market lifting every short term dip since Draghi's comments, which I'm sure was synchronized with the NYFed as an accomplice and creating a near 8% rise in 401k's, pensions, trading accounts etc.  How much higher can the markets go on the back of ppt manipulation before the fed even mentions another QE' ?  Maybe Bernank thinks if he runs stocks up to 1666 on /ES he wont need QE ? 

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 14:37 | 2716847 earleflorida
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there is little for the bernak to worry about? the 'law of large numbers' will covertly hide his failures in a honeycomb whac- a-mole' of statistical bliss...


Sat, 08/18/2012 - 14:32 | 2716848 SMC
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The only way to win is not to play their game.


Sat, 08/18/2012 - 14:42 | 2716861 orangegeek
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Bernake has already blown his load trying to keep markets up.  There's nothing left.


SP500 is headed down very soon.  Pathetically low volume supports this case.  Euro collapse (rise in USD) will sink equity and commodity markets too.

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 16:19 | 2716988 Shelby Moore III
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Bernake has already blown his load trying to keep markets up.  There's nothing left.
  1. Fed removed $2.9 trillion of Tier 1 capital from the system.
  2. Merely announcing a willingness to ease if conditions worsen, sent inflation expectations over 2% target.
  3. Duration and percentage extent of bounce has diminished for each subsequent QE program.
  4. Growth-in-real-GDP per unit-of-new-debt (a/k/a marginal-utility-of-debt) has reached a global inflection point, with at least Europe, Brazil, Argentina, and China now IMPLODING (confirmed by coal stockpiles, iron ore prices, Baltic Dry index, German port activity, and a multi-year bearish H&S on Europe indices, Brazil index, and copper which is rolling over).
In summary, it is game over because the capital of the world has been wasted and misallocated to the point that there are insufficient scale of profitable investments for new debt to flow into. Thus (significant scale) QE is checkmated or nearly so.

Firing massive impotent ammunition would result in chaos, and hyperinflation relative to gold (yet deflation of prices in financed assets believe it or not, due to the negative M.U.O.D.).

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 18:17 | 2717147 Bear
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I think you are right ... I have been following king Copper over the past couple of years and now as the Market lifted, Copper tried and tried but it couldn't make it back to 3.50. Until it does, the Market is vulnerable

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 18:29 | 2717160 Shelby Moore III
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China will have to hold off on further easing or even tighten again, in order to keep housing affordable:

“The government may issue new tightening measures, but they would be mild because it’s facing a big dilemma of balancing economic growth and property curbs.”

The risk of a rebound in the property market may be limiting the PBOC’s room to reduce interest rates further or cut banks’ reserve requirement ratios to boost funds in the financial system and support lending after new credit slumped in July.

“Rising property prices are constraining aggressive policy action from the central bank,” said Zhang Zhiwei, chief China economist at Nomura Holdings Inc. in Hong Kong. “The government will introduce more policies to contain a property bubble,” including the extension of a property tax to more cities, he said.

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 23:30 | 2717539 dexter bland
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Not only that but they look like to have a debt crisis of their own in the near future. All that misguided stimulus construction now lurking in opaque, off balance sheet entities, corporate sector debt the highest in the world while profits are plunging. Banks will need recapitalizing soon, margins further slashed by low lending to deposit differentials. But with no bottom to the stock market plunge, and with most of the economy subject to the whim of faceless government officials, who would want to invest?

Sun, 08/19/2012 - 03:14 | 2717657 Shelby Moore III
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Widely respected economics professor who had predicted China's problems several years ago, now says that China has entered the hard-landing:

China's food prices back to rising rapidly:

Note that FXI (proxy for China's stock market) has reversed most of the gains it made after the Draghi bounce in early August.


China re-implementing price controls:

SOEs' Jan-July profit decreases 13.2%:

New tightening measures coming in Sept or Oct:

New price-control measures may soon hit China's property market, which has just begun to show signs of a rebound following government measures to stimulate the slowing economy, analysts and industry insiders have said.

It is widely expected that new cooling measures will be unveiled before September or October, the country's traditional peak season for home sales.

In some Chinese cities, the need for tighter controls could be pressing, as prospective home buyers that chose to wait due to a tightening market started rush-buying following two interest rate cuts in June and July, which were targeted at boosting the economy but triggered expectations of a warming property market.

But he added that if housing prices continued to rebound, new policies will be introduced soon.

In a commentary on Monday in the Financial News, a newspaper published by the central bank, government officials were reported to be cautious about the possibility of cutting the reserve requirement ratios for banks, because it wants to keep the "spigot of funds" for real estate industry tight.

"The purpose of preventing further property price rises and industry bubbles is quite obvious," said the commentary.

Property market sources said they are already bracing themselves for firmer government action.

But they also said they didn’t expect any new measures to be overly severe, as that would have too negative an effect on overall economic performance, already under pressure from dwindling trade and weakening domestic spending.


Sat, 08/18/2012 - 20:07 | 2717244 Lewshine
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Stock Market = Chart = Bernanke = Wall = Bloody Red Spot.

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 14:48 | 2716864 Getting Old Sucks
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Could someone explain exactly how a big reset would work?  I mean like explain it all in a concise rational way that it would work?

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 15:00 | 2716881 PiratePawpaw
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Maybe not rational, but concise.

Realisticly, they will try to muddle through until there is no option viable or not left to try. Then there will be default/war/civil disorder. Then we get "NEW and IMPROVED" dollars, and it starts all over.

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 15:13 | 2716899 shokdee
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 !!!! Magic. Maybe not rational, but concise. !!!!!!!!

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 15:25 | 2716921 PiratePawpaw
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Unfortunately, "the big reset" will not be like Staples "Easy button".

Every empire dies, this one will not be different. History will show that America peaked somewhere between 1945 and 1962. We have been in decline since then. Our run will have lasted just short of 250 years, not long compared to Rome. The similarities between the two are interesting. Rome fell victim to its own success as it destroyed its own middle class through corruption and greed. As it slowly grinds to a halt, the empire is sustained not by the elites, but by the peasants who have the most to lose. Eventually there will be a "dark age" of transition, and a new empire will emerge from the ashes. Then history will repeat itself...again.

Sun, 08/19/2012 - 08:36 | 2717844 deez nutz
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Then we get "NEW and IMPROVED" dollars

Then we get "NEW and IMPROVED" CREDIT CARDS(sic).

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 14:47 | 2716866 khakuda
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Umm, the S&P is up about 14% including dividends this year, not 7%.  That's well above average and pretty darn good considering how bad the macro is.  The fact that it is doing so much better than the economic reality should actually scare the crap out of everyone.

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 14:48 | 2716867 Brokenarrow
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Or......what if he was asassinated? Maybe by some clandestine fringe group that believes in the rule of law? Anything is possible? I read he has around the clock protection now?

My prayer is that he gets rectol cancer and dies an agonizing, painful death for all the lives he has destroyed for Wall St.

Just an opinion.

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 15:22 | 2716915 Winston Churchill
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Release Bernie Maddoff and make him Chairsatan.

Far more honest than the Bernake,and many more  years of running a successful Ponzi

scheme than him.

Credit  where credit is due.

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 14:55 | 2716873 PontifexMaximus
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What a silly question, that's his one and only raison d'être!

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 15:15 | 2716901 shokdee
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What a silly question, I also like raisinS, raising chhickens, ducks, M&Ms, .et@

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 15:14 | 2716898 GoinFawr
Sat, 08/18/2012 - 15:15 | 2716903 shokdee
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!!!!!!!    Mieoow or Purrr?  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 17:03 | 2717053 shokdee
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GoinFawr - do you have any cat(s): black and white, tiger, pure white?

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 17:04 | 2717055 shokdee
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"...And don't we have half the fools on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town?" Purred a cat into your ear?

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 15:19 | 2716907 shokdee
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FU bIG Brother. We do Kong Foo Judo Jutitsu Karate Karaoke ? Suduko? 3 # 5? # 6 #9


TV, sport, sit down comedy?

Peenuts, Bud, Coke, Ice?

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 15:24 | 2716910 poor fella
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1st mandate - save the equity markets.

2nd mandate - price stability within the confines of any and all 'adjustment' (promoting first mandate).

3rd mandate - show concern toward unemployment (allowing for continuation of first mandate).

4th mandate - (deny first mandate).

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 15:21 | 2716914 shokdee
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The baboon at the sl@###t machine!!!!! She is only 16 OK!


Peenuts, Bud, Coke, or Ice?


Sat, 08/18/2012 - 15:23 | 2716919 shokdee
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh Yeah the DJ is happy! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Speechless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All warning over !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Zero Hedge I get it!


Good night and good luck and good bye


Love DJ Shokdee

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 15:25 | 2716920 shokdee
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L     V     E














Love to you all. Over and out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 15:26 | 2716923 Stuck on Zero
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Isn't 900 billion dollars in deficit spending by Obama considered a stimulus? Kinda like draining blood from the patient and then transfusion some of it back.


Sat, 08/18/2012 - 15:40 | 2716943 analyzer_66
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in reference to DJ Shokdee

Gotta Be Big Ben Bernank trolling the message board, he hates ZH posters, hates us for our freedom and ability to think critcally about the sham economy he and all central bankers are perpetuating on what is left of the free thinking world.

It is time to raise interest rates and shake all the bad apples out of the tree.  We cannot have capitalism until the weakest entities are allowed to go into bankruptcy and be dissolved.  When it comes down to it Bernank, you are simply a tool of the monied interests who are in the drivers seat of the bus driving this country to the only stop it will make - the 3rd world debt slavery nation.

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 15:50 | 2716960 shokdee
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Think about it, any chain, is only as strong as .......



As above / So Below!


As b4, so whot?


Love yo you from the DJ

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 16:05 | 2716987 slewie the pi-rat
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this article is so fuking bad the mad magician, s_ho_dee, has gone comedy jihad batshit + apeshit here

medic!!@zH #2716960  meeeedic!!!

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 16:12 | 2716992 shokdee
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Budddy slewie the pi/rat watch out for the cats, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 15:53 | 2716969 shokdee
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Is this the OLYMPICS or whot?!?

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 15:54 | 2716971 shokdee
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f OOOOOOOO K the Olympics Huh!?!


Sat, 08/18/2012 - 15:56 | 2716976 shokdee
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A warm welcome to all living beings on MotherEarth under FatherSun and SisterMoon. What is LOVE? You decide....


Sat, 08/18/2012 - 15:59 | 2716974 ArrestBobRubin
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Oh puh-leez. Who's the "guest" asshole this time?

What equity "markets"? And why would they be worthy of "saving"?

They are but blatantly rigged playthings for the worst, most disgusting race of people on earth.

F*ck them. And f*ck the Bernank (it just won't be me).

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 16:16 | 2716997 shokdee
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!!!!!! We have a PURR !!!!!!

Oh purrrh-pleez. Who's the "guest" asshole this time?


JD the OD DJ Shock my monkey with the OJ in his TeKIlla Sunrize huh!

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 16:09 | 2716986 Bear
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" ... investment firms have little to show for it"

You mean the clients of investment firms .... the firms themselves are doing just fine (if they resisted the temptation of European Soverigns or Euro Banks) ... and it doesn't mean anything any more with the 'Moral Hazard Steriod' shot they received last Thursday.

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 16:19 | 2717002 shokdee
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yeah, but usually the secretary has big tits to show! Jus sayin'

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 16:37 | 2717027 Bear
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Now are you jus sayin that our funds are being funnelled into boob jobs?

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 16:46 | 2717040 shokdee
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Which way you heading bear? Your boobs dragging?

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 16:50 | 2717044 Bear
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I only move to the right.

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 16:53 | 2717047 shokdee
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Are you right handed?

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 17:31 | 2717088 Bear
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No just right headed

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 16:30 | 2717019 shokdee
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Warning !!!! Hi jack! !!!!!!!!!!!


Did anu zero even someone, listen to my new song?


Help me!

Is it that shitzzzzzpphh phooophff    pppfpfffffttt!!



Anyword will do, then I can go to sleep too!


Love yo oll

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 16:52 | 2717046 shokdee
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Ok KO! good night blow a puff of Jah Love in you direction<   ;-O    0 0 0   o o o o . .......

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 17:11 | 2717062 Quinvarius
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What makes me laugh about all this QE claptrap from he semi-informed is that QE has only escalated and can only escalate.  But, people sit around waiting for the Fed to admit or announce it.  The announcement of QE has nothing to do with what is going on.  The reason it will never be announced is because the Fed is already doing 5X more than they want anyone to know about.  The do QE for bankers only--To save banks--To make banks profitable.  Do you actually think JPM didn't just get a whole lot of assets bought off their balance sheet at way over market?  They took a 7 billion loss.  Of course we just had more QE.  And that is how it will continue.  The Fed has all the authority it needs to do whatever it wants since 2009.  The Fed can either print or let the idiotic banking/pension/government construct it created and serves completely fail.

They will not announce it.  They will just keep doing it and lying.  Pretty soon all the data will faked, to include FED M numbers.  So if you are not aware of what is going on, you will get mauled.

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 17:23 | 2717075 shokdee
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Do you actually think JPM didn't just get a whole lot of assets bought off their balance sheet at way over market? 


It give me a headache thinking too much.

- - - - - - - -

They will not announce it.  They will just keep doing it and lying.  Pretty soon all the data will faked, to include FED M numbers.  So if you are not aware of what is going on, you will get mauled.


Everything is already faked!?!

Yip, beware the tigers, and the sharks.


And the Quinvarius ? What that?

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 17:33 | 2717092 shokdee
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Quinvarius - ZeroHedge You +1'd this publicly. Undo A description for this result is not available because of this site's robots.txtlearn more. Teach me about your robots.txt please?
Sat, 08/18/2012 - 17:28 | 2717086 shokdee
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What makes me laugh abhghgasdfhty......?

Please share some more jokes.

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 17:13 | 2717065 shokdee
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Sucklings and Romeo

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 17:17 | 2717068 shokdee
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Hail Augustus Seize Her!


I need some rain Papa!


Help is it November already?

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 17:27 | 2717079 shokdee
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Tango Foxtrot Cha-cha -> here come the dogs!!!!!

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 18:05 | 2717135 DarthVaderMentor
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This all depends on the election. If Wall Street screws Obama and he loses, then Ben will leave office under an Obama ordered political "scorched earth policy". He will raise rates and end, if not reverse QE and Mittens will have his hands full.

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 19:40 | 2717222 max2205
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He already saved them. How much more could they want. I know right

Sat, 08/18/2012 - 23:40 | 2717559 str8shooter
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How dated is this article or how lazy is the author...the s and p is up well over 14 percent. At least get it right.

Sun, 08/19/2012 - 16:04 | 2718696 Meesohaawnee
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im so so sick of discussing the qe thing. its so old . its not gonna happen.

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