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What Silicon Valley’s Orgy Of Christmas Party Excess Says About America





Yahoo’s annual Christmas party this year was a Roaring 20s / Great Gatsby theme, complete with champagne towers and a vintage Rolls Royce. The party itself, right down to the theme, was a symbol of waste, indulgence, and excess; it reported costly between $7 and $10 million to stage. The good old days are long gone. This is no longer a company that can afford such largess. And everyone seems to realize it... except Yahoo. Frankly, this seems like the perfect metaphor for the United States of America.

 
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Oil Is Now Cheaper Than Coffee, Milk, & Water





While oil may be cheaper... But the rest of these 'staples' still taste a lot better.

 
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BofAML Fears "Violent" Unwinds As Central Bank 'Put' Expires





The market is well aware the price of risk is not correct, but they can’t fight it, and everyone is forced to crowd into the same trade by central bank (CB) intervention. By manipulating markets they have also reduced investors’ inherent conviction by rendering fundamentals less relevant, creating a highly unstable (fragile) situation that breaks violently when a sufficient catalyst causes risk to rise – overly crowded positioning meets a market with little conviction. Catalysts From BofAML's global equity derivatives desk's vantage point, it becomes clear that the biggest visible risk to financial markets is a loss of confidence in this omnipotent CB put.

 
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Buyback Bloodbath & Beyond: How BBBY Lost $1.7 Billion Buying Back Its Own Stock





Now we know precisely why management, not just BBBY's but every other company, was so eager to engage in record buybacks. Without them, the stock would have been at today's price long, long ago.How many buybacks? The chart below shows the average buyback price since the last time BBBY traded at $49. The answer: $67.44.

 
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Assad: Europe, Turkey, Qatar, And Saudi Arabia Made Syria A "Hotbed Of Terror"





"Many Europeans have sold their values ??against petrodollars.You have Wahhabi organizations from Saudi Arabia allowed to bring their dark and extremist ideology to Europe. Therefore from there terrorists now are exported to us. We have no export, all came to Syria and then go back to Europe.The three criminals who are responsible for the attacks in Paris have all lived in Europe and not in Syria."

 
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Drone Captures Dramatic Aftermath Of Massive Shenzhen Landslide And Rescue Effort





Any other time, the following video would be a ringing, if comical, endorsement of Keynesian economics: build it up just to tear it down again, and then build it back up again.

 
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The Dollar Shortage Has Arrived: Africa Runs Out Of Dollars





In an unexpected turn of events, the disappearance of not just synthetic but very physical dollars has hit one region much harder and much faster than we expected. Africa.

 
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Is This The Secret Behind Santa's Rally?





We exposed the ugly truth below the surface of Santa's rally yesterday, but today it just got even more fantastical...

 
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Trump "Schlongs" Competition As Lead Over Ted Cruz Surges To 21%





As the status-quo-sponsored mainstream media continues to desperately try to point out all of Donald Trump's flaws (and apparently wash over all of Hillary's), the actual electorate appears unimpressed by their efforts. Despite "Schlong-gate" (more press), the latest poll from CNN/ORN shows The Donald adding 3 more points since the last debate to 39% of Republicans, with Ted Cruz a distant second at 18%.

 
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These Are The Junk Bond Trades That "Obliterated" Traders In 2015





When the word 'bloodbath' just doesn't quite sum it up, distressed debt investors's bonuses have been obliterated in 2015. Despite seeking safety away from oil and coal companies, one trader exclaimed, the pain is "like cancer, it's spreading throughout the body," as every industry from materials to retail and industrials has collapsed... though, as Bloomberg reports, some investments stood out in their awfulness.

 
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Crude Slips Despite Resumption Of Oil Rig Count Declines





After a surprise surge last week, the US oil rig count resumed its decline this week (dropping 3 to 538). Gas rigs dropped 6 in the last week (as the Nattie glut continues). Crude oil prices fell very modestly on the rig count data (having run stops to FOMC day gaps).

 
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The Keynesian Recovery Meme Is About To Get Mugged, Part 2





At the end of the day, the Fed led central bank money printing spree of the past two decades resulted in what is functionally a massive dollar short. Once the Fed stopped expanding its balance sheet when QE officially ended in October 2014, it was only a matter of time before all the “near-dollars” of the world would come under enormous downward pressure in the FX markets. Our Keynesian witch doctors believe that sinking currencies are a wonderful thing, of course. They claim making your country poorer is a good way to stimulate export growth and a virtuous cycle of spending and growth. But there is another thing. It is also a good way to generate capital flight and the ensuing chaos that creates.

 
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"Mission Accomplished" - S&P 500 Soars Back To Unchanged For 2015





Now what?

 
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Nike - Just Don't It





Maybe it's the "Ex-FX" lack of transparency? Maybe it's the 'taking profits' on the year's biggest winners? Or maybe it's the 32x P/E multiple.. But Nike has gone from hero to zero overnight...

 
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