Guest Post: You’ll Love The New Nickname They Have For The Dollar Here…

Tyler Durden's picture

Submitted by Simon Black from Sovereign Man

You’ll Love The New Nickname They Have For The Dollar Here…

No doubt, Eastern Europe is a part of the world where people are accustomed to being abused by politicians.

After decades of Soviet Rule, the cultures in places like Ukraine, Moldova, Azerbaijan, Belarus, etc. have been inculcated with a strong mistrust of government. All government.

One obvious sign of this is how little confidence people have in their own national currencies.

Here in Ukraine, for example, people who have any level of wealth whatsoever hold hard currency– dollars and euros, rather than the local hryvna.

(Naturally, their relative confidence in dollars and euros is misplaced, though I was pleased to see that gold is starting to penetrate the cultural psyche here.)

They even have a funny nickname for these regional currencies that get inflated and devalued by corrupt central bankers and politicians– rabbits… because they grow and multiply in such huge numbers so quickly.

As two different economics students this weekend told me, ‘we are starting to look at the US dollar in the same way…’ I guess that makes the euro a dodo bird.

Anyhow, Ukraine is definitely a country on the move. It had been nearly two years since my last visit, and some things have improved substantially.

As I’ve often written, there are two paths to prosperity– you can either build wealth by creating value, or you can steal it from others.

Ukraine used to be a country that was almost entirely the latter (theft)… but it is slowly beginning to move towards the former (value creation). It still has a long way to go.

Corruption and graft are still ubiquitous. One friend told me a story of how her father was relieved of his air conditioning business after a few bureaucrats decided in their sole discretion that he was cheating on his taxes.

No trial, no defense. They just came in with police, locked the place down, and said, ‘it’s up to you to prove that you are innocent.’

It sounds shocking, but this type of civil asset forfeiture is happening all the time in the West now as well.

It seems like almost every day there’s a new story of a motorist who gets relieved of thousands of dollars in cash at a routine traffic stop because some ignorant police thug finds such an amount ‘suspicious’.

It’s amazing that in ‘free societies,’ police and government agencies have nearly unlimited latitude to take away someone’s life savings without charge, and then putting the burden of recovery back on the individual to prove his/her innocence.

This is one of the most disgusting perversions of authority that I know… and as governments are now increasingly forced to acknowledge their fiscal reality, it’s becoming obvious that civil asset forfeiture is on the rise.

The Wall Street Journal has reported, in fact, that asset seizures in the US have more than doubled in five years.

This is not the sort of trend that one sees in a free society.

Sure, it happens everywhere… but they key difference is that Ukrainians don’t delude themselves into thinking that they live in the land of the free, and they take appropriate steps to protect themselves based on that outlook.

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bigdumbnugly's picture

Sure, it happens everywhere… but they key difference is that Ukrainians don’t delude themselves into thinking that they live in the land of the free, and they take appropriate steps to protect themselves based on that outlook.

 

admirable since they have the world's most beautiful women to, uh, distract them.

PSEUDOLOGOI's picture

The KEY difference is that people in Ukraine do not live on credit and do not spend spend spend to consume consume consume.  If they need to buy a fridge, they save for the purchase then they go and buy it.

As many times as Ukrainians have been raped and pillaged by their currency collapses, they always spring back because they are 1000% more self sufficient than the people of USSA and "civilized" European countries.  They also don't have much to lose since they don't live beyond their means.

In addition, Ukraine does not spend much on any "civilized" social services you can expect in UK, Ireland, Greece, Spain, Portugal, Germany, Italy, USSA etc... You get a pension when you're old from the state that you cannot live on.  They rely on themselves and close family only.  There are no handouts.

If Ukraine could stamp out it's corruption, instituted strong preperty and contract rights, while leaving  everything else the way it is, it would be the best place for prosperity in Europe.  It may even exceed Poland...

fuu's picture

<--3 or better

<-- 2 or lower

fonzannoon's picture

An hour ago this guy Black googled "Ukraine currency" from his mobile home and knocked back 3 Natty lights and let his imagination run.

chopper read's picture

so what's the problem?  Sounds like a good gig. 

Uncle Remus's picture

Heh heh. Covet is so 20th century.

francis_sawyer's picture

Run Eliza Run!... Run from Simon!...

i-dog's picture

Welcome back, Chopper! Where u bin? I'm all ears....

Skateboarder's picture

Ice House, more like it.

Come time, we'll be calling them buttwipes.

Dry Drunk's picture

Gunmo is a good nickname, as rabbits are harmless, whereas these exploding numbers of US dollars main purpose is to provide ammo for global wars.

The power of the gun is their only legitimacy.

MsCreant's picture

Bennies, I thought the nick name was Bennies...

fonzannoon's picture

Ha MsCreant I just laughed so hard.

Glad we are all getting a kick out of each other on here today

TrainWreck1's picture

I think 'boners' would be a better nick.

In fact, I would take a vacation to the Ukraine, just to snicker at transactions.

(moi) "How much for a cup of coffee?"

(beautiful Ukrainian barista) "that will be three boners"

(moi) *giggles uncontrollably*

Cpl Hicks's picture

must be one of those lost in translation things

dukeness's picture

I concur. Rabbits don't multiply as fast.

blunderdog's picture

Far bigger difference is that rabbits require actual physical inputs to keep multiplying.

cynicalskeptic's picture

I think rabbit pelllets would be more appropriate......  'cause you can at least EAT rabbits but the way things are going all you're going to have is lots of rabbit sh8t everywhere (and nothing of value remaining)

Winston Smith 2009's picture

‘we are starting to look at the US dollar in the same way…’

And that would be wrong. Here's why:

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/guest-post-why-us-dollar-not-going-zero-an...

The dollar, the "least worse" fiat currency is going to be the big winner in what will be a massive DEFLATIONARY game worldwide.

fonzannoon's picture

Yes yes America rejoice. Our currency is only traveling 30mph into the black hole. Hopefully there is cell service on the other side so when the Spaniards get there they can text us what to expect.

The Big Ching-aso's picture

 

 

Ukranian bunnies are worth a buck or two.

centerline's picture

+1 fonz.  Made me laugh.  Too bad it is the truth.

MsCreant's picture

It's a rabbit hole, isn't that where bunnies go?

DaveyJones's picture

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall
And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall......

OneTinSoldier66's picture

OMG, great post. Definitely gave me a good chuckle! TY

DaveyJones's picture

The "full faith and credit of the United States" is getting anything but better - relatively and absolutely 

Liquid Courage's picture

"full faith and credit ..." hereby replaced by their poor step-sisters:

 

"hope and (small) change"

 

Hope (IMO) is highly over-rated.

HOPE = FAITH - TRUST

The only thing Hope is better than is No Hope, and if Hope is all you have well, brother you ain't got much.

DaveyJones's picture

maybe like "911" we will see more and more political lines like "hope and change" as a behavioral grooming tool 

the 2016 race will carry the logo: "at least your alive"  

TrumpXVI's picture

"full faith and credit of the United States" is nothing to snicker about.

At least not if one is a United States citizen, because that line is basically a license for the U.S. government to confiscate whatever wealth its citizens possess, if necessary, to pay off the government's obligations.

Quinvarius's picture

We don't have deflation.  We have a bad economy.  So good luck with that.

fonzannoon's picture

Exactly. If CNBC wants to boost their ratings they need to have an economist make a forecast, Then have him come back 2 months later. If he was right he gets 5 minutes of shameless self promotion (no different than now). If he was wrong he has to literally eat a shit sandwich on live TV or else he can never come back. The forecasts and ratings would rapidly improve.

Quinvarius's picture

Yep.  And today is about the CME raising margins across the board on grains Friday night more than anything else.

mjcOH1's picture

"Exactly. If CNBC wants to boost their ratings they need to have an economist make a forecast, Then have him come back 2 months later. If he was right he gets 5 minutes of shameless self promotion (no different than now). If he was wrong he has to literally eat a shit sandwich on live TV or else he can never come back. The forecasts and ratings would rapidly improve."

 

If CNBC wants to boost their ratings they`re going to need topless newscasters, because the retail investor sure as shit isn't watching CNBC for market analysis at this point.

buzzsaw99's picture

One can create value or else become a banker?

Cursive's picture

Ukrainian women (hot ones only)?  Yes.  Ukrainian anything else?  No.  Besides, it doesn't sound like anybody in Ukraine is actually calling the USD a rabbit.

orangegeek's picture

The US Dollar broke 84.00 - first time since July 2010.  Elliott wave count remains bearish.

 

http://bullandbearmash.com/index/usd/daily/

Max Hunter's picture

Does Mr. Elliott consider the turmoil and negative view of Europe right now? And how the Euro is weighted against the USD?.. I wouldn't be following long term technical indicators like the EW.. Short the EUR/USD and look for good technical points of entry..

DogSlime's picture

Well, I read the whole blog entry.  Not sure I'm any wiser as a result - feels  a bit like I've eaten a sandwich that had no filling... and no butter... and no bread :(

...also, the title promised that we would love the nickname they had for the dollar, but the article only really stated the name they had for the regional currencies.

Utterly disappointing.

areopagetica's picture

Where is the nicname?  Are we going to start abusing headlines like Business Insider does?

Precious's picture

Want to understand Ukraine?  Read up on the Homolodor and the people behind the Bolshevik Revolution.

Boston's picture

Yup.

And don't forget their affinity for gold. My Ukrainian relatives lost all their land wealth in the 1930's, but took their gold with them. Anyone who remembers what happened during this period (and it's more so with the older folks living in small villages/towns, not the youth in the larger cities), understands the need to hold hard, and portable, assets.

 

Buckaroo Banzai's picture

6 million Ukrainians were starved to death by Stalin, but they weren't jews, so who gives a fuck.

world_debt_slave's picture

yep, in 2007, the US Feds relieved me of my silver coins on a raid of the Liberty Dollar warehouse in Idaho. They stole my property and haven't responded to my requests of the return of my stolen property.

Also, the drug war is a boon to the local plice force, they get to keep any property seized in a drug bust, including houses.

Jonas Parker's picture

Son, if you don't hold it in your hot little hand, you don't own it! Lesson learned?

Hulk's picture

Jonas, as far as I can tell, you either understand this simple little fact with the core of your being, or will understand it only after it is too late...

disabledvet's picture

Haven't heard any stories lately about "the importance of parking your physical in Canada." always good advice...especially when you see...say...a Chinese oil company not afraid to fork over...is it 30 billion?