Gun Ownership Soars To 18 Year High: 47% Of Americans Admit To Owning A Gun

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Wed, 10/26/2011 - 17:59 | 1814346 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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Big deal. They don't seem to be capable of using them when needed... what's actually needed for citizens to use the arms they have the constitional right to bear? Obumma to go to their house and personally stamp on their faces?

A gun to an american is nothing more than a glorified beer can opener.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 18:10 | 1814354 NoClueSneaker
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... booh ..., spoiler :-P


Hehehe,  it would be a real stunt to open the can with a Barret - either I'd smash the can, or have to walk the whole afternoon to take sip of beer ...

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 18:16 | 1814414 SGS
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H&K USP tac .45.  Thats all you need.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 18:24 | 1814447 yabyum
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Ruger has done ok in the market post 2008.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 18:27 | 1814453 camaro68ss
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Lock and Load Bitchezzz

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 18:56 | 1814579 12ToothAssassin
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Pb - the most precious metal.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:18 | 1814652 Libertarians fo...
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Oh, great. 

Another article hand-crafted for the rednecks, super pigs and paranoid freaks.




Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:42 | 1814781 tmosley
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Count your pals in the Democratic party among them.  You deserve what is coming more than most.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:45 | 1815044 weinerdog43
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Says the Nazi.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:34 | 1815543 tmosley
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Care to expound on that?

Calling me a Nazi is like calling white black, or like calling up down.  I am the exact opposite of a Nazi, an anarcho-capitalist.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 23:22 | 1815781 buyingsterling
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The left created the inner city time bombs. Until leftists figured out they could retain more power by playing nursemaid to blacks, the standard of living of black Americans was rising faster than that of whites. 50 years later there are millions of young blacks that have zero prospects. As soon as order breaks down they're gonna go nuts, and then the leftists will round them up for the camps. Good job. Leftists are filled with such loathing for themselves and the rest of humanity that they literally kill off societies - see Europe, 2011. That whole mess is a leftist construct, top to bottom. Control freaks tell Europeans how much their cucumbers can bend - literally. Almost all of the debt in the world can be laid right in the lap of the left - starting with traitor Wilson, and straight through to their hater hero, President Puke. We're broker than broke and the leftists in congress want to tax you for breathing. Get it straight: the left-right divide doesn't mean there aren't real philosophical differences, it means that the system ameliorates them and guarantees a steady slide into socialism and bankruptcy. There is not a shred of salvation in more socialism. If the left had any credibility at all, they'd retool, and become the party that defends the truly needy from severe austerity, and makes it easier for the rest of us to make our way. NOPE. They want more cash to piss away buying votes, and they want to lard us down with even more regulations, when we're flat on our back. A caring system would relinquish some control. That is not in the left's toolbox.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 23:56 | 1815922 RagnarD
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Well said.  Amazingly (or not)  a $1.5T deficit is NO reason to stop pushing for more.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 08:29 | 1816642 SWRichmond
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A caring system would relinquish some control. That is not in the left's toolbox.

It's not in the right's, either.  Control is the reason for the economic mailaise; the system's solution was ever-higher leverage.  In order to reignite, the system must relinquish control, and it is incapable of doing so.  Control, it seems, must be wrested.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:43 | 1814785 LetThemEatRand
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You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talkin' to? Oh yeah? Huh? OK.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:54 | 1814813 Hugh G Rection
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Good luck defending your family from home-invaders with your wife's footlong rubber dong.

You could always try berating them with insults from the moral highground of your ivory tower as you summon the unsophisticated troglodites with badges to come to your rescue.

For everyone else I recommend a Springfield XDM 45 with nite sites and 13 golden sabers on board.


LibTard at work

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:23 | 1814965 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Good luck defending your family from home-invaders with your wife's footlong rubber dong.

They might die of laughter when they see his hands-free style of wielding said apparatus while yelling, in a clear and unobstructed timbre, "you're breaking the law!"


Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:34 | 1815008 Hugh G Rection
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I think the smell would drive them off as well.


XDM 45 review

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:36 | 1815554 Triggernometry
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Springfield is a good manufacturer, but the .45 acp leaves much to be desired. I know a bunch of macho men claim the 45 is superior, but the terminal ballistics of the caliber speak otherwise. 10mm and .357 auto are much better for imparting hydrostatic shock on the target, many manufacturers chamber both calibers. The new 5.7mm is a proven armor piercer, but only FN chambers it at the moment(and its fugly).

The secret service packs .357 auto, so that seems to be the caliber of choice when quick, concealable, controllable stopping power is of the utmost importance.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 03:13 | 1816246 vato poco
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Of course, if you *miss* with that mighty .357, your shot will fly into the house down the block, penetrate the brick wall and interior drywall, and kill the 6-year-old girl inside. What then, Hondo? You gonna tell her parents about omelettes and eggs?

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 10:45 | 1817185 Triggernometry
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.357 auto penetrating a brick wall??

Get a grip. Frangible rounds are always an option, guaranteed to penetrate one layer of dry-wall, but not two.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 12:06 | 1817484 vato poco
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Then why hasn't the military ever used .357? .45's, sure; even what KDT calls the "europellet". But never .357, nor .40, nor 10mm. Why is that?? Do they need to get a grip?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:57 | 1815082 RafterManFMJ
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Hugh you have made me snort my beer, and it is now burning my nasal passages.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:52 | 1814830 sschu
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After what governments have done to their unarmed citizens(subjects?) over the last 100 years it is surprising the number is not over 80%.  

The problem is the Ukrainians were not paranoid enough in the 1930s.


Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:12 | 1815445 UP Forester
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It's only 47% that admit to it.

Of the other 53%, 15% are felons or domestic violence accusees, and can't "legally" own.

Of the remaining 38%, 15% live in cities that frown on protecting yourself, and 5% believe the police are actually required to protect you, 10% actually own.

Of the remaining 23%, 20% support the president and will protect their family with the wife's 12" black rubber tube-snake, and the 3% are on communes and can't respond....

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:53 | 1814831 sschu
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Dup, sorry.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:03 | 1814884 BrerRabbit
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Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:18 | 1814948 fuu
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Guns bitchez!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:20 | 1814669 macholatte
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maybe not for long.... i got this email which I cannot confirm as legit. So here it is. Comments please.



Subject: Who is buying companies manufacturing guns????????????

For the last several years a company called The Freedom Group has been buying up gun and ammunition manufacturers.Some of the companies are Bushmaster, Marlin, Remington, DPMS, Dakota Arms and H&R. Some people worry
that this Freedom Group is going to control most of the firearms companies in the United States.

If you control the manufacturers you can decide to stop selling to civilians. What a perfect way to control guns. Now if you do some digging you will see that The Freedom Group is owned by a company called Cerberus Capital Management.

Guess who controls Cerberus??? GEORGE SOROS !!!!!!!!!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:22 | 1815476 Libertarians fo...
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Cerberus Capital is 100% right-wing with connections to Bush I, Quayle and an array of top republicans - even super fuckwad Rumsfeld.  

It has nothing to do with Soros.  That sounds like another lie from the conservative carnival barkers like Glenn Beck.  The Communists are coming, and they're stealing our Guns! 


Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:38 | 1815563 tmosley
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Nice assertion there.  You have massively negative credibility here.  If you want to discredit someone's argument, you are going to have to prove it. 

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 00:09 | 1815949 phyuckyiu
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Not to discredit the original Soros assertion, but here is Wiki tidbits: Cerberus Capital Management, L.P. is one of the largest private equity investment firms in the United States. The firm is based in New York City, and run by 51-year-old financier Steve Feinberg. Former U.S. Vice President Dan Quayle has been a prominent Cerberus spokesperson and runs one of its international units. On October 19, 2006, John W. Snow, President George W. Bush's second Treasury Secretary, was named chairman of Cerberus. J. Ezra Merkin is a partner in Cerberus. Merkin invested his funds into Cerberus and its portfolio companies. His Gabriel fund invested $79 million in Chrysler, $66 million in GMAC and $67 million in Cerberus partnerships, according to year-end statements.[2] The Gabriel Fund was a feeder fund for Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities LLC.[3]
The Japanese bank, Aozora, a Cerberus company lost $137 million to Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities LLC. Aozora was part of the investment group that acquired 51 percent of GMAC from General Motors. [4]
On April 12, 2010 Cerberus acquired the private military contractor DynCorp International.
It's that last aquisition that should be grabbing your attention, but yes seems like a run of the mill neo-con/israeli axis, which i'm sure could accomodate Soros somewhere in there if needed. In truth, it's the Carlyle Group that is the axis of power for the Bush family, and Carlyle is quite powerful. I wonder if Carlyle Group will buy Xe now to compete with Cerebus, or maybe they already own Wackenhut and KBR so they're covered.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:44 | 1814787 Withdrawn Sanction
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Did a quick search and Remington (chosen at random) is indeed owned by Cerberus.  Sturm-Ruger, Mossberg, and Smith & Wesson as examples are still NOT owned by Cerberus.   As a capital mgmt co. Cerberus (the guardian dog at the gates of hell) still has to justify to their shareholders why/how they're going to make money w/these acquisitions.   Buying a company so as NOT to sell a product does not sound like a particularly sensible use of capital.  And capital has a nasty habit of fleeing from those who abuse it.

Moreover, even if firearms production were completely halted tomorrow, there would still be millions of weapons in the hands of ordinary citizens, the vast majority of whom know how to use them well.  It would be more than passing ironic, therefore, if those weapons were ...

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:34 | 1815011 trav7777
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JFC...are Glock, HK, Walther, Sig, Rossi, and Taurus (among many others) not still in business?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:44 | 1815038 Withdrawn Sanction
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As I said, it was only a quick (not exhaustive) search. And even at that it was for ownership only, not existence. JFC, indeed.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:04 | 1814887 Northeaster
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Cerberus Capital Management:

Just so you know, they also own Dyncorp, a private merc company. They actively recruit ex-military and law enforcement for deployment all over.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:15 | 1815462 UP Forester
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Dyncorp also runs a lot of big-city CPS services, and actively "recruit" children for deployment to the ME and elsewhere....

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:22 | 1868933 haibop
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Wed, 10/26/2011 - 18:56 | 1814560 Comay Mierda
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AR15s have been an excellent hedge against inflation, almost as good as gold.  I prefer my subcompact .40 glock, however.  Simple, rugged, accurate, and concealable

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:03 | 1814607 SlipStitchPass
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My two weapons of choice....

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:28 | 1814699 gaoptimize
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 I am indicative of this trend.  In late 2008, I acquired an AR-15, since with TAC-16 suppressor and a PrimaryArms micro red-dot mounted at 1 O'Clock by Daniel Defense (very comfortable).  +Glock 20.  An AR-15 in .308 as backup, but strengths are useless with our trees.  Enough amo to hold out a while.  It was SHTF planning that caused me to arm up and take some tactical pistol and riffle training with Tom Perroni in Fredricksburg VA.

Wife modeling:

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:50 | 1815060 trav7777
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needs to show her pussy

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 00:26 | 1815992 phyuckyiu
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:Shakehead: emote....

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:39 | 1814758 PulauHantu29
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Yeah, RGR, GLD and MOS...they have done very well.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:17 | 1815467 UP Forester
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Hope you have the PHYZZ....

Paper doesn't protect well against bad times....

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 18:29 | 1814471 MachoMan
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Spectacular firearm...  I own the model 45 (successor to the USP) and it is an absolute dream to shoot.  Truly an exceptional firearm family.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:38 | 1814753 trav7777
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yeah I loved mine to death, finest firearm out there.  Until it fell out of my canoe.  All my guns did

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:54 | 1814842 DoChenRollingBearing
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Similar thing happened to me too, lost my guns (gold too, damn!) in a boating accident.

- 9mm

- 7.62 x 39

Hate it when that happens.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:46 | 1815045 TheFourthStooge-ing
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And here I thought I was the only person clumsy enough to do this. It was the night when that one storm blew in real quick like, back in ninety-something, out there on ... on ... you know, that one lake ... damn, what was the name of it?  You know ... that lake with the fish ...


Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:21 | 1815486 UP Forester
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Ya, ya know, I was out dere lookin for dem lunkers in da Big Lake, Superior, eh? and dis big wave like da one dat sank da Emmind Fisgerall came and swamped da dam boat....

Da guns n gold I had fer ballas' took dat bugger down quicker dan dat tranny Eddie Murfee was wit....

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