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Harvard Plunges Into Samsung Circle Of Hell As Record 125 Undergrads Probed For Plagiarism

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Think massive intellectual CTRL-C -> CTRL-V'ing occurs only in the highly rarefied air of smartphonism? Think again (via Bloomberg):

  • HARVARD PLAGIARISM PROBE UNDER WAY FOR ABOUT 125 CLASSMATES
  • STUDENTS UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR COPYING ON FINAL EXAM
  • THOSE FOUND TO HAVE PLAGIARIZED MAY FACE 1-YEAR WITHDRAWAL
  • MOST WIDESPREAD CHEATING SCANDAL IN LIVING MEMORY

We are confident that as soon as said 125 classmates threaten to take down the "highly intellectual" world with them and expose all the other plagiarists if they go down, there will be a congressional hearing on the matter asap. Perhaps it is time for Harvard to change its motto from Veritas to Copytas?

 

From Bloomberg:

Most widespread cheating scandal in living memory, college officials said today.

 

All the students, who were in a course with more than 250 enrolled, will face hearings before Harvard ’s Administrative Board, Jay Harris, dean of undergraduate education at the Cambridge, Massachusetts-based school, said today in an interview

 

Finally, is it Crimson, or Crime-son? Or do the entitled not care to know the difference?

 

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Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:12 | 2750293 The Wizard of Oz
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GOLD BITCHEZ!!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:22 | 2750334 economics9698
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Affirmative action at work for you!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:26 | 2750343 Pladizow
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Simply prepping for a life of fraud on Wall St and Washington!

How many daddies will cover this up?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:30 | 2750373 Nothing To See Here
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American colleges :

Professors and researchers like Michael Mann building junk science and bogus findings in order to fabricate proof for climate change : perfectly acceptable.

Students copying on their final exam probably because what they were thaught is totally irrelevant and fabricated : now that's unacceptable.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:49 | 2750435 Dalago
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A bunch of fairy snots.

 

"CTRL-Veritas" is the new motto.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:07 | 2750509 negative rates
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Of course its only the worst one until the next one, sort of like this is the worst negative campaign ever, until the next one. 

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:15 | 2750538 I am more equal...
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Great minds think alike while fools seldom differ.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:54 | 2750651 Slightly Insane
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You screwed that up, it's:

 

"Great Minds think alike, while Fools seldom"

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:26 | 2750704 Precious
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Were they also from Kenya?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:27 | 2750738 Al Gorerhythm
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The future's so bright,

they just gotta wear shades.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:17 | 2750847 NotApplicable
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Now, why you gotta be so bossy?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:33 | 2751029 The Alarmist
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They only found 125 examples? Not exactly an Ivy League college try there, ehP

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:35 | 2750758 AlaricBalth
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And here is the the punchline. The course was Government 1310: "Introduction to Congress".
I almost fell over from laughing after reading which class it was.
http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2012/8/30/academic-dishonesty-ad-board/

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:13 | 2750838 SheepleLOVEched...
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you didnt write that, someone else helped you

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:13 | 2750970 nmewn
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What led to the discovery?....why, Ivy League Group Think of course ;-)

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:15 | 2750540 Sofa King Confused
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No Child Left Behind Bitchez!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:25 | 2750569 The Big Ching-aso
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Harvtards?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:35 | 2750599 LMAOLORI
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BARACK OBAMA (D) Top Contributors

Harvard University $317,516

http://www.opensecrets.org/pres12/contrib.php?id=N00009638

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:03 | 2750667 Slightly Insane
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Dude, you screwed that up .... it's

"The strength of the Classroom lies in it's weakest link"   All children have been left behind, and most of their parents as well.  Just what do you think "public school's" modus operendi is?  Why do you suppose they create these absolutely moronic titles for "communist agenda" crap?  How do you go from #1 to something like #30 worldwide in education?

Duh?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:41 | 2750769 NoControl
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Just what do you think "public school's" modus operendi is? 

I've got a simple theory at the MO; it follows the adage that "a fool and his money are soon parted"

The problem with the fool is that he then doesn't have any more money....

  So he is given some of MY money through welfare\EBT\etc. so he can go spend it at Walmart for some GMO crap pesticide ridden "food" and imported Chinese plastic trinkets sold to him by the Multi-Nationals.  They now have a constant stream of fools with other people's money....

The Public (and also private) Education systems are there to make sure there is a constant stream of Fools flowing in to the system.

These fools are made to order: Submissive to Authority, incapable of individual decision making or critical thinking and easily swayed by advertising

 

I'm all for a social safety net but every institution that could possibly do any good has been co-opted for other uses.  THAT is why nothing in America works as it should....

  As Joker put it: It's all part of the plan....

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 20:12 | 2751123 57-71
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News Flash!

The US was never #1 in public school education - not - even - close. 

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 09:27 | 2752215 Ar-Pharazôn
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/datablog/2010/dec/07/world-education-rank...

 

these are the ranking on how are prepared students from all the world in: reading, maths and science ;)

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 23:22 | 2751280 Freddie
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Send these little cheating frauds to Penn(ile) State to be "Sandusky'ed."

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:32 | 2750595 icanhasbailout
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Anything goes except getting caught. They failed the prime directive.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:45 | 2750628 SilverIsKing
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"Most widespread cheating scandal in living memory"

 

 

WTF does that mean?

 

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:08 | 2750677 Slightly Insane
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That's definitely bullshit.  This stuff has been going on for quite a while.  This is only the shit that gets reported .... if your daddy has enough bucks, then you're safe.  Evidently they're on a bit of a witch hunt .... and they're out to punish a few harvtards.  At this rate, a couple of these Harvtards will grab some guns and go on a rampage ... just watch.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:37 | 2750883 Debt-Penitent
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But Harvard is a gun-free zone. How could they do that?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 21:37 | 2751286 Freddie
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The biggest Harvard fraud was the foreign muslim "graduate" in the White Hut.   Show us your school records and birth certificate - baby Allah.  

F**king Harvard is covering for the islamic fraud.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 22:15 | 2751345 TheFourthStooge-ing
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FrFreddonymousie said:

d'ghuhhh...islamic citizenism....bbblllghbbb...librel moozlim citizenism...gllllghuh....go away, batin'

I recommend you watch more television. There's nothing left for it to damage.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:36 | 2750760 kliguy38
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Legacy scumbag offspring being reared to replace the current regime legacy scumbags.......nothing new here.....move along...You really can't knock Harvard....didn't they give us the last "business" prez....GW.......not to mention the last Nobel Peace prize winner........we're fortunate to have this institution.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 20:35 | 2751163 fleur de lis
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That's the whole thing in a nutshell. I never understood the prestige of a University that produced so many incompetent sociopaths that end up in government lording over the rest of us. They can't balance the most basic budget, misappropriate money all the time, and have no respect for the nation they pretend to serve.

What's so great about Harvard?  Their graduates are driving this country into a ditch. Bawney Fwangth is a communist. Elena Kagan never spent a day in court and now she's a "Supreme."  Of what? Good connections? Because for sure it's not her brains. Our current Prez was there ( or so they say) and was editor of the HLR but we've never seen a sample of his writing. I'd say Harvard is a good place for a poor education and a designer diploma.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 01:37 | 2751606 bigkahuna
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It probably used to be something special to be a harvard grad, but for a long time now, it is just a name.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:03 | 2750791 youngman
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"Most widespread cheating scandal in living memory"

They have never been to the maternity ward in Harlem have they?????

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:37 | 2751044 Dugald
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Just a bunch of kids wanting to fast track themselves up to the level of the nations politicians, banksters and Wall St shonks........Is this not the American way?

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 01:44 | 2751612 ebworthen
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Exactly, they are only following the examples set by Corzine and his ilk.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:34 | 2750879 Ness.
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Joel Goodson: You know, Bill, there's one thing I learned in all my years. Sometimes you just gotta say, "What the fuck, make your move." 

 

Joel Goodson: Looks like University of Illinois! 

 

 

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:36 | 2750396 Ms. Erable
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Cover this up? Are you kidding? This is great resume padding for the progeny of larcenists!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:39 | 2750412 Paul Bogdanich
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Future bankers all. 

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:53 | 2750455 Ms. Erable
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Nah, there has to be at least one drooling idiot in the class that will someday be addressed as 'Senator'.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:44 | 2750622 Manthong
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Well, somebody has to don the mantle left by Senator Ted “Bluto” Kennedy.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIC0T4fWQLc



Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:59 | 2750484 madcows
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Future Presidents, vide Presidents and Supreme Court Justices.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:10 | 2750680 Slightly Insane
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You forgot union and community organizers.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:50 | 2750639 Frank N. Beans
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banksters

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:24 | 2750729 daily bread
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just checking .. this was an economics class right?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 21:39 | 2751289 Freddie
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They are now eminently qualified to be Fed board governors.  I am sure one will run the NY Fed someday.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:07 | 2750508 financial apoca...
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scent of a woman

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 21:25 | 2751264 ToNYC
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Shameless and flagrant copyists can sign up at Samsung or LG in Korea or HTC in Taiwan and eat Apple's lunch with jelly-beaning Android. There's the rest of the world who can't afford to waste at the planned obsolescence trough coming on strong.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:25 | 2750345 The They
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As someone who has grown up in Cambridge MA, I feel particularly qualified to say that that people who go to Harvard generally (though certainly not always) suck.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:18 | 2750550 machineh
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Mitt and Barack, to name two ...

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:52 | 2750642 Frank N. Beans
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MIT rules!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:17 | 2750702 shovelhead
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Can't say about Harvard, but I knew a Radcliff gal who could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Ah, Jack's Place...R.I.P.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 21:41 | 2751292 Freddie
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Was it a Titleist?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:40 | 2750415 ACP
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Doesn't that make them all "uniquely qualified" to run for office?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:12 | 2750528 LMAOLORI
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lol or work at a news organization

Fareed Zakaria: Another plagiarism scandal, another wrist slap

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:14 | 2750691 A Nanny Moose
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Young single mothers need some place to go and be processed into more promising future tax livestock.

Three of them yesterday, eating lunch together between classes at the local UTC. Strollers in tow, talking about their next opportunity to create more replicants.

/sigh.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 21:44 | 2751297 Freddie
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Replicants would be far more productive.   I would take a Nexus-6 like Roy Batty over say a Trayvon or Jamal.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 21:33 | 2751277 ToNYC
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Very Smart In, less Smart Out. As long as Harvard didn't ruin them too much, Harvard takes full credit. Medieval does as always.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 22:56 | 2751403 Chuck Walla
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Obama got through somehow...

 

FORWARD SOVIET!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:12 | 2750294 I Am Not a Copp...
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Zuckerberg would be proud

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:24 | 2750341 economics9698
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Do Jews plagiarize?  Awe fuck man.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:41 | 2750617 viahj
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i dunno but the Christians and Muslims sure did.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:16 | 2750697 A Nanny Moose
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Festivus bytchez!!!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:13 | 2750295 metastar
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In the corporate world it's being called being a lazy thief and it is encouraged.

Harvard is simply preparing it's students for the real world. Why do something when you can have someone else do it for you! Just ask anyone in government.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:03 | 2750499 Assetman
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In the real world, the DoJ would have fined these students 0.009% of their parents income.

Slackers... these kids end of getting a year of vacation and an extra years worth of private college inflation.

 

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 01:50 | 2751621 bigkahuna
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The "it's good enough for them, so it's good enough for me" attitude that these people have is also the reason why the damn sub-prime mortgage backed securities got so out of control and blew up.

No one wanted to even ask: well wait, what the fuck ARE these?  It was good enough for the asshole down the street, so it is good enough for me too.

This type of thinking and this bullshit happens over and over. There are too many fuck sticks in this world who do not think for themselves and they are the majority who are bringing the fucking roof down.

 

 

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:14 | 2750300 Lohn Jocke
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Original comments bitchez

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:30 | 2750747 Al Gorerhythm
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Original comments bitchez

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:15 | 2750308 edifice
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A-students work for the C-students, and B-students work for the government.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:40 | 2750414 WillyGroper
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 A-students work for the C-students

My son had a nice little cottage industry doing just that for the lazy affluent at his HS.

From his original oratory: Public vs. Private Education

"Spit-wads, incompetent teachers, and lame sophomoric sex jokes. Public education has devolved into little more than a place where parents dump their snotty kids off: a "glorified daycare" if you will."

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:18 | 2750710 A Nanny Moose
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Glorified daycare indeed.

+1 for the post, and +Divide by ZERO for your son.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 22:26 | 2751360 FRBNYrCROOKS
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infinity or undefined?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:17 | 2750709 Slightly Insane
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Evidently you have had very, very limited exposure and experience with the Government.  I would say that the lower 30 - 35% of college graduates are represented in Government.  Have you ever witnessed a trial with a "public defender"?  It is not like the TV shows.  If you've ever been over to the DMV, or any of the other county offices, you would come to learn that they love to hire the "intellectually challenged", as well as those folks who just don't fit the criteria for welfare, so they give them a job, (many of them are inbreeds of relatives in higher offices).

 

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 01:51 | 2751620 edifice
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It was a joke; a catchy phrase. I try to stay as far away from government as possible—especially the legal system—but I have had the typical middle-class-white-guy's exposure to it. As to government hiring intellectually challenged individuals... Well... They have quotas to meet.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:16 | 2750314 LawsofPhysics
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Harvard, it's not what you know, rather who you know and who your daddy is.  "Shocker"

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:22 | 2750333 JenkinsLane
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There's more to Harvard than that if you go through the admission data.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:26 | 2750348 economics9698
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Harvard is Jews, affirmative action 95 IQ dolts like Obama, and a few white crazy liberals and a token Republican white male in there somewhere. 

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:54 | 2750458 madcows
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Asians.  Dude.  You forgot the Asians.  Oh, and the People of Color (Chief Lizzy Warren)... the pasty white lady who's whiter than an Irishman in dead of winter.  That's called diversity.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:25 | 2750568 HardAssets
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"These Harvard assholes don't know shit." - - - Gordon Gecko - 1st Wall Street movie

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 23:19 | 2751310 Freddie
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I knew one grad very well. Turned into a con artist.  He said AA ruined the medical school.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:52 | 2750793 bobnoxy
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''Harvard is Jews, affirmative action 95 IQ dolts like Obama, and a few white crazy liberals and a token Republican white male in there somewhere. ''

Congratulations! Yours is the dumbest fucking comment in here all day. It's amazing you haven't accidentally killed yourself a dozen times over, but I'm guessing you're young yet.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:30 | 2750366 LawsofPhysics
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Right, that's why my niece, who was originally declined, was accepted after her father (Harvard MBA class of 84, now venture capitalist) met with the dean.  Must have pointed out some of the more salient points about her application they missed the first time around.  

But I digress, water will find it's own level and she lasted only one year.  Still, one wonders who got bumped to accomodate her?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:34 | 2750389 economics9698
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Fuck that must have been a expensive lunch for daddy.

 

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:56 | 2750469 madcows
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He takes 1% of everyone's 401k to underperform the market.  I think he can afford it.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:45 | 2750426 optimator
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That's why the Freshman class is usually much larger than the senior class.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:06 | 2750505 Assetman
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Hopefully the person that got bumped got admission to MIT... a much better school.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:24 | 2750342 Hedgetard55
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Legacies get in only if Mummy and Daddy have donated large sums of fiat already.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:36 | 2750381 economics9698
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If you graduate Occidental College and have a fake degree from Columbia and a terrorist donates large sums of cash on your behalf I hear you get a first class ticket in.

 

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:52 | 2750912 Blankenstein
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He didn't go directly to law school after he graduated, instead he had a several year stint as a community organizer in Chicago.  I'm sure if you get in with right people people in Illinois government doing that, you're a shoo-in.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:16 | 2750315 Seasmoke
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Facebook will hire all 125

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:22 | 2750719 resurger
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40° 47? 28? N, 73° 52? 58? W
40.791111, -73.882778



Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:17 | 2750318 Xibalba
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Fact: College is for dummies.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:34 | 2750757 NotApplicable
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As I always say, college is where stupid people go to get a piece of paper that says it doesn't matter.

What's funny is all of the smart people that I've told that to, who think I've just insulted them.

Then I get to explain both logic (I didn't say all people in college were stupid), and economics (these stupid people increased demand, thus driving up prices that you paid, all while devaluing the degree) to them.

 

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 22:05 | 2751328 HardAssets
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"Fact: College is for dummies."

I thought it was for partying and chasing co-eds. (Very worthwhile pursuits.)

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:18 | 2750322 Hyper Entropy
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Harvard scum can eat it. MIT Bitchez!!!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:20 | 2750326 jayman21
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Why is this a surprse?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:09 | 2750512 madcows
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It's not.  What is surprising is that the info got out. 

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:20 | 2750328 Dr. Engali
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But but but they are the smartest kids in the room. How could this be?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:23 | 2750329 Bam_Man
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"125 New Interns to be Hired at Goldman Sachs"

This group won't require much training - they already know how to cheat. Just need some work on the "not getting caught" part.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:28 | 2750577 ziggy59
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They will say they didnt know where the info was plagiarised from...
Case dismissed

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 00:11 | 2751524 Mentalic
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This brings up an important point...Someone had posted a link  to an article about 2 teenagers robbing a 9-yr old girl scout of her money....There was a video interview of the 2 teenage robbers, and on being asked if given a chance would she have done something differently....she replied..."Ya, like not getting caught"...

Can you f***ing believe that? She didn't have any f***ing remorse over what she did....her main thought is not to get caught next time...A prime candidate for the Vampire Squid...

What is this world coming to?

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 01:46 | 2751614 BooMushroom
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What is the world coming to? Same place it goes every time the people in charge teach that there is no such thing as good or evil, and that all value systems are equally correct.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 02:01 | 2751640 bigkahuna
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theres gonna be a whole lot of killin' IF people get their lazy asses around to it...

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:22 | 2750331 Hedgetard55
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Tip of the iceberg.

 

But it's all good, Teddy Kennedy got thrown out for cheating and look where he wound up. Same with Joe Biden (not at Harvard, though). Then there is "Xeroxin' Doris Kearns Goodwin", pride of Radcliffe.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 23:17 | 2751447 Freddie
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Doris Kearns Good win is a Kennedy apologist c*nt and a plagarist.  Another reason I dropped TV years ago. Full on propaganda 24x7 on all channels.  The F**king Matrix.

Hey Tylers how do I turn off the Mugabe 2012 banner ads.  How about more Snorg T shirt banner ads with the girls with big breast-ests?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:21 | 2750332 Dr Benway
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125/250? My maths skills tell me only half the class cheated. That's good news, isn't it? 

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:28 | 2750358 mkhs
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Only 125 were caught. 

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:34 | 2750390 _ConanTheLibert...
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The other half bribed their way out.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:40 | 2750413 Nothing To See Here
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... with the money they got from selling their answers to the first half...

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:23 | 2750335 Joe Davola
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Knowledge is good.

Emil Faber

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:27 | 2750354 Pool Shark
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Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.

 

Dean Wormer

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:29 | 2750368 Bam_Man
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Beat me to it.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:31 | 2750379 Ineverslice
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...this next one is called, "Shama-lamma-ding-dong", 

so...

h i t   i t .

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:32 | 2750380 Bam_Man
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May we dance with your dates?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:51 | 2751076 CaptainObvious
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See if you can guess what I am now...

Packs mouth with food, pats cheeks, spits it all out

I'm a zit, get it?

 

The Harvard edition:

See if you can guess what I am now...

Packs pockets with money, pats grad assistant on ass for test answers, spits all answers on half the class for money

I'm a future Goldman, Sachs employee, get it?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:23 | 2750339 Harry Paratestes
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Hope they were not copying an economic thesis of Larry Summers

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:29 | 2750369 williambanzai7
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SCREW U (HARVARD)

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:33 | 2750383 optimator
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If any of them are bounced outta Haavaad and have to work for a living I want to be there when they ask the crew boss which way to turn the screw, clockwise or counter clockwise!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:27 | 2750739 Slightly Insane
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Yeah no shit!

That would prove that they're all harvtards .... ready for public sector work (because the private sector has no use for them).

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:23 | 2750340 Tsunami Wave
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Being from hahhhh-vad means never having to apologize for anything, and acting like you're the smartest polished turd in the room, along with having all the sanctimonious, smug feelings of self-superiority that comes with it.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:31 | 2750378 LawsofPhysics
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Well, Larry Summers certainly agrees with you.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:32 | 2750382 williambanzai7
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ECONOMICUS FAT SLOBICUS

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:36 | 2750398 azzhatter
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He looks like Fatbastard

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:49 | 2750442 madcows
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Is that a turtle poking his head out?  No, no.  It's his Harvard degree.  It ain't worth the paper it's shitted on.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:13 | 2750532 SheepDog-One
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FREE MONIES get in me BELLY!!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:49 | 2750787 Atlantis Consigliore
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http://youtu.be/pP3VAtGLQms College Swingin da alphabet

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:25 | 2750731 shovelhead
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This made him the perfect match to be Obama's econ advisor.

Long on Solyndra.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:26 | 2750344 lolmao500
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Wait until they test students for drugs... which they won't do because most of them take ADHD/memory enhancing drugs and almost everybody would be kicked out/fail their exams if there were mandatory drug tests after exams...

I know, they are doing it at my university in massive numbers. So I bet at Harvard (and all universities in the US) they are doing it too.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:27 | 2750357 Joe Davola
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So you're saying baseball and cycling are clean in comparison?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:45 | 2750429 lolmao500
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Yep. The society has become more and more corrupt... see : Wall Street... so the new generation is taking the hint and cheating/corrupting itself to get ahead... just adaptation to the environment to survive...

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:58 | 2750476 cougar_w
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just adaptation to the environment to survive...

The environment they are adapting themselves to is going away, and taking all of its offspring with it.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:10 | 2750519 lolmao500
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I hope you're right but I doubt it.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:31 | 2750749 sdmjake
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lolmao500 your avatar cracks me up. this montage is for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlAts6rPxhs

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:38 | 2750762 NotApplicable
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LOL, those are great.

I wonder what Lootie is drinking today?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:26 | 2750349 Burr's 2nd Shot
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You didn't write that.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:39 | 2750765 NotApplicable
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Thread over.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:26 | 2750351 pragmatic hobo
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harvard? the same school that produced the likes of bush and obama?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:39 | 2750411 ironsky
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Genius.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:46 | 2750432 madcows
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And larry summers and Chief Lizzy Warren and Al Gore and JFK and Chief Roberts and Al Franken, Ted Kennedy, Chuck Schumer, Deval Patrick, Eliot Spitzer.

 

They sure seem to put out some Left wing nutters... and criminals and client #9's.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:15 | 2750541 Hedgetard55
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Ben Shalom as well.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 22:13 | 2751341 HardAssets
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Don't forget Romnoid - - Harvard Biz and Law school. (Was known as the 'shark program')

Bet the Romney-bots didn't know that . . . or think its 'good'.

BTW - - I don't like either demorepublicrat

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:28 | 2750742 shovelhead
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Are they all Cherokees too?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:54 | 2751080 CaptainObvious
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Yes, but only 1/32nd.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:27 | 2750356 ilovefreedom
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Samsung-gate? Cmon sensationalism.

If you want to use that analogy I will assume they all used the same font instead of the assumption that they copied anything of substance.

Or maybe they all used the same format header?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:41 | 2750768 NotApplicable
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I'll have you know that format header came to me in a dream, dammit!

Guess I need to GBTW and find some more code to make the copypasta.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:28 | 2750359 cabtrom
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Yup, future JPM and Goldman employees!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:39 | 2750364 JustObserving
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WTF do you call it Samsung-gate?  Apple-gate had been copyrighted by Apple?  Apple has copied well in the past.  Perhaps, Apple has better lawyers?  Or American corporations are backed by the full faith and force of a trillion dollar a year military?

All corporations are amoral.  They would copy if they could get away with wth it - a lesson apparently not lost on Harvard students.

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