Harvard Plunges Into Samsung Circle Of Hell As Record 125 Undergrads Probed For Plagiarism

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Think massive intellectual CTRL-C -> CTRL-V'ing occurs only in the highly rarefied air of smartphonism? Think again (via Bloomberg):


We are confident that as soon as said 125 classmates threaten to take down the "highly intellectual" world with them and expose all the other plagiarists if they go down, there will be a congressional hearing on the matter asap. Perhaps it is time for Harvard to change its motto from Veritas to Copytas?


From Bloomberg:

Most widespread cheating scandal in living memory, college officials said today.


All the students, who were in a course with more than 250 enrolled, will face hearings before Harvard ’s Administrative Board, Jay Harris, dean of undergraduate education at the Cambridge, Massachusetts-based school, said today in an interview


Finally, is it Crimson, or Crime-son? Or do the entitled not care to know the difference?

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Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:12 | 2750293 The Wizard of Oz
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Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:22 | 2750334 economics9698
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Affirmative action at work for you!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:26 | 2750343 Pladizow
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Simply prepping for a life of fraud on Wall St and Washington!

How many daddies will cover this up?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:30 | 2750373 Nothing To See Here
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American colleges :

Professors and researchers like Michael Mann building junk science and bogus findings in order to fabricate proof for climate change : perfectly acceptable.

Students copying on their final exam probably because what they were thaught is totally irrelevant and fabricated : now that's unacceptable.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:49 | 2750435 Dalago
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A bunch of fairy snots.


"CTRL-Veritas" is the new motto.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:15 | 2750538 I am more equal...
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Great minds think alike while fools seldom differ.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:54 | 2750651 Slightly Insane
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You screwed that up, it's:


"Great Minds think alike, while Fools seldom"

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:26 | 2750704 Precious
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Were they also from Kenya?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:27 | 2750738 Al Gorerhythm
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The future's so bright,

they just gotta wear shades.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:17 | 2750847 NotApplicable
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Now, why you gotta be so bossy?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:33 | 2751029 The Alarmist
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They only found 125 examples? Not exactly an Ivy League college try there, ehP

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:35 | 2750758 AlaricBalth
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And here is the the punchline. The course was Government 1310: "Introduction to Congress".
I almost fell over from laughing after reading which class it was.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:13 | 2750838 SheepleLOVEched...
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you didnt write that, someone else helped you

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:13 | 2750970 nmewn
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What led to the discovery?....why, Ivy League Group Think of course ;-)

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:15 | 2750540 Sofa King Confused
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No Child Left Behind Bitchez!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:25 | 2750569 The Big Ching-aso
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Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:35 | 2750599 LMAOLORI
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BARACK OBAMA (D) Top Contributors

Harvard University $317,516


Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:03 | 2750667 Slightly Insane
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Dude, you screwed that up .... it's

"The strength of the Classroom lies in it's weakest link"   All children have been left behind, and most of their parents as well.  Just what do you think "public school's" modus operendi is?  Why do you suppose they create these absolutely moronic titles for "communist agenda" crap?  How do you go from #1 to something like #30 worldwide in education?


Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:41 | 2750769 NoControl
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Just what do you think "public school's" modus operendi is? 

I've got a simple theory at the MO; it follows the adage that "a fool and his money are soon parted"

The problem with the fool is that he then doesn't have any more money....

  So he is given some of MY money through welfare\EBT\etc. so he can go spend it at Walmart for some GMO crap pesticide ridden "food" and imported Chinese plastic trinkets sold to him by the Multi-Nationals.  They now have a constant stream of fools with other people's money....

The Public (and also private) Education systems are there to make sure there is a constant stream of Fools flowing in to the system.

These fools are made to order: Submissive to Authority, incapable of individual decision making or critical thinking and easily swayed by advertising


I'm all for a social safety net but every institution that could possibly do any good has been co-opted for other uses.  THAT is why nothing in America works as it should....

  As Joker put it: It's all part of the plan....

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 20:12 | 2751123 57-71
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News Flash!

The US was never #1 in public school education - not - even - close. 

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 09:27 | 2752215 Ar-Pharazôn
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these are the ranking on how are prepared students from all the world in: reading, maths and science ;)

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 23:22 | 2751280 Freddie
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Send these little cheating frauds to Penn(ile) State to be "Sandusky'ed."

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:32 | 2750595 icanhasbailout
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Anything goes except getting caught. They failed the prime directive.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:45 | 2750628 SilverIsKing
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"Most widespread cheating scandal in living memory"



WTF does that mean?


Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:08 | 2750677 Slightly Insane
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That's definitely bullshit.  This stuff has been going on for quite a while.  This is only the shit that gets reported .... if your daddy has enough bucks, then you're safe.  Evidently they're on a bit of a witch hunt .... and they're out to punish a few harvtards.  At this rate, a couple of these Harvtards will grab some guns and go on a rampage ... just watch.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:37 | 2750883 Debt-Penitent
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But Harvard is a gun-free zone. How could they do that?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 21:37 | 2751286 Freddie
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The biggest Harvard fraud was the foreign muslim "graduate" in the White Hut.   Show us your school records and birth certificate - baby Allah.  

F**king Harvard is covering for the islamic fraud.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 22:15 | 2751345 TheFourthStooge-ing
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FrFreddonymousie said:

d'ghuhhh...islamic citizenism....bbblllghbbb...librel moozlim citizenism...gllllghuh....go away, batin'

I recommend you watch more television. There's nothing left for it to damage.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:36 | 2750760 kliguy38
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Legacy scumbag offspring being reared to replace the current regime legacy scumbags.......nothing new here.....move along...You really can't knock Harvard....didn't they give us the last "business" prez....GW.......not to mention the last Nobel Peace prize winner........we're fortunate to have this institution.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 20:35 | 2751163 fleur de lis
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That's the whole thing in a nutshell. I never understood the prestige of a University that produced so many incompetent sociopaths that end up in government lording over the rest of us. They can't balance the most basic budget, misappropriate money all the time, and have no respect for the nation they pretend to serve.

What's so great about Harvard?  Their graduates are driving this country into a ditch. Bawney Fwangth is a communist. Elena Kagan never spent a day in court and now she's a "Supreme."  Of what? Good connections? Because for sure it's not her brains. Our current Prez was there ( or so they say) and was editor of the HLR but we've never seen a sample of his writing. I'd say Harvard is a good place for a poor education and a designer diploma.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 01:37 | 2751606 bigkahuna
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It probably used to be something special to be a harvard grad, but for a long time now, it is just a name.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:03 | 2750791 youngman
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"Most widespread cheating scandal in living memory"

They have never been to the maternity ward in Harlem have they?????

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:37 | 2751044 Dugald
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Just a bunch of kids wanting to fast track themselves up to the level of the nations politicians, banksters and Wall St shonks........Is this not the American way?

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 01:44 | 2751612 ebworthen
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Exactly, they are only following the examples set by Corzine and his ilk.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:34 | 2750879 Ness.
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Joel Goodson: You know, Bill, there's one thing I learned in all my years. Sometimes you just gotta say, "What the fuck, make your move." 


Joel Goodson: Looks like University of Illinois! 



Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:36 | 2750396 Ms. Erable
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Cover this up? Are you kidding? This is great resume padding for the progeny of larcenists!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:39 | 2750412 Paul Bogdanich
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Future bankers all. 

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:53 | 2750455 Ms. Erable
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Nah, there has to be at least one drooling idiot in the class that will someday be addressed as 'Senator'.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:44 | 2750622 Manthong
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Well, somebody has to don the mantle left by Senator Ted “Bluto” Kennedy.



Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:59 | 2750484 madcows
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Future Presidents, vide Presidents and Supreme Court Justices.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:10 | 2750680 Slightly Insane
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You forgot union and community organizers.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:50 | 2750639 Frank N. Beans
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Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:24 | 2750729 daily bread
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just checking .. this was an economics class right?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 21:39 | 2751289 Freddie
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They are now eminently qualified to be Fed board governors.  I am sure one will run the NY Fed someday.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:07 | 2750508 financial apoca...
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scent of a woman

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 21:25 | 2751264 ToNYC
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Shameless and flagrant copyists can sign up at Samsung or LG in Korea or HTC in Taiwan and eat Apple's lunch with jelly-beaning Android. There's the rest of the world who can't afford to waste at the planned obsolescence trough coming on strong.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:25 | 2750345 The They
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As someone who has grown up in Cambridge MA, I feel particularly qualified to say that that people who go to Harvard generally (though certainly not always) suck.

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