Harvard Plunges Into Samsung Circle Of Hell As Record 125 Undergrads Probed For Plagiarism
Think massive intellectual CTRL-C -> CTRL-V'ing occurs only in the highly rarefied air of smartphonism? Think again (via Bloomberg):
- HARVARD PLAGIARISM PROBE UNDER WAY FOR ABOUT 125 CLASSMATES
- STUDENTS UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR COPYING ON FINAL EXAM
- THOSE FOUND TO HAVE PLAGIARIZED MAY FACE 1-YEAR WITHDRAWAL
- MOST WIDESPREAD CHEATING SCANDAL IN LIVING MEMORY
We are confident that as soon as said 125 classmates threaten to take down the "highly intellectual" world with them and expose all the other plagiarists if they go down, there will be a congressional hearing on the matter asap. Perhaps it is time for Harvard to change its motto from Veritas to Copytas?
Most widespread cheating scandal in living memory, college officials said today.
All the students, who were in a course with more than 250 enrolled, will face hearings before Harvard ’s Administrative Board, Jay Harris, dean of undergraduate education at the Cambridge, Massachusetts-based school, said today in an interview
Finally, is it Crimson, or Crime-son? Or do the entitled not care to know the difference?