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Heeeere's TOTUS (Again)

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...Because the only thing better than one daily appearance by the TOTUS is two appearances by the TOTUS.


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Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:18 | 1563184 Ahmeexnal
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barfbag please

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:35 | 1563253 bigdumbnugly
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he's even using that roy clark twang where he can.

the phony...

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:43 | 1563274 machineh
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Please, gentlemen -- the correct title is 'TOSTUS' -- it's what's for breakfast!

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:24 | 1563421 MiguelitoRaton
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Shared sacrifice: means "you sacrifice and we'll share the spoils"

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:59 | 1564082 Gringo Viejo
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He's got that Charlie Pride thing goin'!

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:44 | 1563278 gibbs
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Make it two

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:37 | 1563467 legal eagle
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Lets see, campaign promises:

1. Out of Iraq, check

2. Out of Afganistan, check

3. Close Guantanmo, check

4. No earmarks, check

5.  See through gubermint, check

6. Dump Patriot Act, check

7. Renegotiate NAFTA, check

8. No more bail outs, like AIG, check (chuckle)

9. End torture and secret prisons (forgettabout that Yemen secrecy), check




Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:43 | 1563479 Vic Vinegar
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Because of that winning smile.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:40 | 1563810 cpnscarlet
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Or that fresh, lemony SHINE!

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 11:22 | 1565362 DavidC
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That, and the fact that his birth certificate PROVES he's genuine.



Mon, 08/15/2011 - 20:13 | 1563541 Brother can you...
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Thanks for paying attention.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 20:42 | 1563594 ping
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Because the average American IQ is 85, courtesy of Mexico, affirmative action and flouride.

Which kid of makes American 'Polack' jokes seen ironic, given that Poles have an average IQ of 107. Ditto Germans and Chinese. Funny how all three of those countries' economies are strong.

He gets elected because morons like him. He gets elected because mouth breathers buy the crap that Bilderberg pump out to support him. He gets ditched in 2012 because they want Rick Perry to manage the decline and keep the morons subdued with god and 'morality' while they ass rape society and introduce marshall law.


Mon, 08/15/2011 - 21:23 | 1563662 Ident 7777 economy
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Someone's eating red meat - rare; drinking barrel rain-water and brushing with baking soda.

You make a lot sense friend, the Bilderberger angle is unheard of around these parts though, mostly because ... oh, I have a knock at the door. Let me go take care of that ... probably Girl Scout troop selling cookies or the Bilderbergers REALLY are monitoring my internet activity ...



Mon, 08/15/2011 - 21:30 | 1563682 moregoldplease
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It's martial for all the other morons out there.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:53 | 1564054 DeadFred
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But for some of us it's marital, which is a much stricter law.

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 04:09 | 1564484 StychoKiller
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"Yes Dear!"

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 21:41 | 1563703 BandGap
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Really? Try and be more direct with your thoughts.

America needed a scapegoat for all this.  He's held out longer than the other Ivy League cardboard cutouts because of his cool tan. 

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 20:42 | 1563593 Cabreado
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1. Corruption
1a. Self-Absorption
1b. Greed
1c. Entitlement
1d. Antisocial Personality

2. Ignorance
2a. Entitlement, again, but of a different kind
2b. Meaninglessness
2c. Lies/Media/Media Bias
2d. "Hope"

Same as the first time...

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:17 | 1563943 ElTerco
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I see your point.  George Bush got re-elected with all this going for him, so Obama can, too.  I think I'm going to go kill myself now...

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 00:09 | 1564116 PulauHantu29
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Hey, the guy won a Nobel Peace Prize while intnsifying two wars and invading another country to the list. You gotta have MoJo do do that kind of stuff.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:18 | 1563185 caerus
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the barn door's shut...too bad the horse has already left

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:22 | 1563199 Genzero
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Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:44 | 1563280 bigdumbnugly
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only the back half, caerus

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:22 | 1563202 Global Hunter
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I found that very funny for some reason. 

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:31 | 1563237 ATG
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Animal Farm symbolism

The horse's name was Boxer

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:14 | 1563381 Rodent Freikorps
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In that case it didn't leave. It was worked near to death, and sent to the glue factory.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:09 | 1563365 A Nanny Moose
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WTF is with the new background? Did we hock the White House to pay off some debt?

Personally, I am holding out for a surplus CVN at firesale prices.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:37 | 1563466 Ident 7777 economy
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Nero fiddling,


Rome buring ...

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 20:11 | 1563536 Long-John-Silver
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Obama golfing....

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:19 | 1563397's picture

Has Obama finally gotten a real job filling in for Mr. Greenjeans on Captain Kangaroo?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:21 | 1563194 Josh Randall
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Big Red Barn SCAM

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:22 | 1563198 Prepared
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L I A R.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:24 | 1563207 Sellzem
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As the 2012 election draws near, we, unfortunately, will be seeing and hearing this guy ad nauseum.  Just another joke in a long line of them.  Thank God I still have the freedom to change the radio or television channel or I'd be sick on a regular basis.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:29 | 1563227 Joe Sixpack
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You got the nausea part right.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:27 | 1563429 PC Load Letter
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Isn't he supposed to be on vacation this week? Look on the positive side, with 14 months left until election + 2 speeches/day, we only have to listen to this crap 800 more times. Excuse me while I go buy some earplugs

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:38 | 1563469 Ident 7777 economy
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Box of like 200 plus at Home Depot for under US $10 ...

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 21:18 | 1563655 EvlTheCat
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Kill two birds with one stone.  Just invest in a gun and that way you can justify the cost of a really good shooting headset.  Take up woodworking and you can doubly justify the purchase.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:25 | 1563211 fyrebird
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It's not even 2012 and the POTUS is already on the campaign trail.

14 more months of twice-a-day.

Just kill me now.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:39 | 1563470 Ident 7777 economy
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Taps thru the heart or the head?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:26 | 1563214 Bill D. Cat
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Apparently this wasn't one of those 40k a plate fundraisers .

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:27 | 1563215 Global Hunter
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I have mine on mute and by his mannerisms its pretty obvious this guy should be leading one of the floats at the Pride parade. 

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:26 | 1563217 I am Jobe
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Wow, will guy ever shut the fuck up. Enough already.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 21:26 | 1563671 EvlTheCat
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He has been taking the mail order course; Fidel Castro: How To Be An Effective Dictator. Chapter 1: How to bore your audience into a coma in one easy lesson!

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:27 | 1563219 Id fight Gandhi
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What's his campaign anyway? Blame bush? GOP? Getting kinda old.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:27 | 1563221 mr. mirbach
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Somebody needs to tell TOTUS that KIA has a huge manufacturing plant in the US...ignorance is folly.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:27 | 1563222 john39
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i think he is explaining why its all Bush's fault.   but, no worries, he will fix everything.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:50 | 1563290 Cheesy Bastard
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Only if his male personal trainer is on the bus with him.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:07 | 1563358 Rainman
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....not any old bus. A big, black armor plated one for a few days of touring. Hope he leased the ride,,but I doubt it.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:15 | 1563384 Cheesy Bastard
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Nope.  He bought 2 of them at about 2.2 million each.  Or, we did, because this is listed as official business and not campaigning.  As such, it is charged to the taxpayer.  Great.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:30 | 1563444 Ident 7777 economy
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Should have been a couple of short buses ...

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:44 | 1563484 Rainman
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Outstanding ! Exceeds expectations....again !

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:02 | 1563339 MsCreant
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You don't have to deep throat a corn dog to enjoy it.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:27 | 1563422 Ident 7777 economy
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That mind is a terrible thing to waist ...

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:28 | 1563434 Rodent Freikorps
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I think it is nice her first instinct wasn't to use her teeth.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 21:25 | 1563668 carbonmutant
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Mon, 08/15/2011 - 20:44 | 1563601 ping
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You know BI has been paid to sink Bachmann's campaign. Why interfere? Shit, Obamma or pecan pie for TOTUS, the US is doomed.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:29 | 1563225 T-Bond
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The captian of a sinking ship

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:29 | 1563226 Bastiat
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I feel like Hannibal Lector being made to watch a TV Evangelist.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:15 | 1563383 vato poco
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Punishment for what you did to Miggs. If it happens again, you get BHO 24/7, in stereo. Surround sound.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:29 | 1563229 Rahula
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I got 99 problems and a BITCH ain't one.


Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:51 | 1563298 Cheesy Bastard
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Oh, then I guess I have 100.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:00 | 1563332 Blano
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Well hopefully at least you're getting laid.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:06 | 1563357 Cheesy Bastard
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Great point.  Back to 99.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:30 | 1563231 GiantWang
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God, I wish he was wearing overalls and wearing a straw hat.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:36 | 1563255 bigdumbnugly
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heeee hawwwww

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:55 | 1563308 Ahmeexnal
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so it's not POTUS, nor TOTUS. it's CLETUS.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:57 | 1563319 Cheesy Bastard
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+1.  Funny.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:41 | 1563474 Ident 7777 economy
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+1 for Larry and plus 1 for your other brother Larry ...

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 21:48 | 1563714 Uncle Sugar
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Or Daryll and my other brother Daryll

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:10 | 1563366 Cow
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"I don't feel no ways tired.  I come too far from where I started from"


Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:31 | 1563235 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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Look at all those sheep clapping and cheering. Americans deserve everything that is coming to them. Let's see them spend 16 hours a day making iPhones for 50c a day.

Pathetic examples of human beings.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:34 | 1563252 Global Hunter
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was just thinking to myself something along the lines of "what's more pathetic than Obama?  those mamby pamby jack wagons sitting there listening quietly" when I read yours.  Absolutely.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:42 | 1563269 Rahula
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I can dig it.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:55 | 1563311 Cheesy Bastard
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Let's see them spend 16 hours a day making iPhones for 50c a day

They will make round i phones.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:32 | 1563240 ffart
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Why is the PResident at an Amish barn raising ceremony

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:32 | 1563245 jm
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If he wants to get a rise out of that crowd, he should go in the barn and put on a donkey-show.



Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:32 | 1563246 Nobody special
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Nice scripted movie.  If talk was all we needed, Obama could deliver.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:23 | 1563404 DosZap
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As POTUS he states, all he can do is submit his BEST PLAN.

WHAT PLAN?..........................he has not put forth ONE plan, that allows for a meeting of the two parties by each compromising.

HIS idea of a PLAN, is MY WAY or the HIGHWAY.

As for the right to vote/, every person that walks into a precinct, should be REQUIRED to show proof of residency, and be registered to vote, plus BE a citizen.

If you are not a citizen, YOU have NO business having any say whatsoever in HOW our country is run,nor by whom,dude it's not their RIGHT.

It's the state's burden?, yeah, ok...........................last time I saw a state doing that, it was CALLED Racial Profiling..............can't have that.

So HOW does the state FIND out?.

In my city, and in every election I have participated in, I can not ever remember one time I was not REQUIRED to show proof of residency,and be registered in that county to cast a vote.


His idea of Democracy,and the real meaning are on two separate filed of play.( i.e.) any 98.6* homosapien can vote..........citizen or not.

HIS, and the rest of the peoples idea's /understanding, on a  Republican form of Democracy do not count.

Pandering.................he needs a Carpet Bag.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:27 | 1563432 Cow
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didn't you hear him?  He's too reasonable.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:36 | 1563464 nmewn
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Very reasonable.

Didn't know if Granny would get her check. I mean, 20 billion in Granny checks out of 180 billion government cash flow and was like armageddon or sumpin ;-)

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:55 | 1563510 Fred Hayek
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Yup. Total fucking liar with his scare tactics. There was a Jim Rickards interview at KWN where he expressed amazement that ToTUS and Geithner were going around threatening armageddon. It was obviously false and what the hell does that say to anyone else looking at the dollar to pretend that something simple should be a crisis? Rickards said that just about every previous treasury secretary has constantly talked up the dollar.

Someone else wisely noted that if the Senate and ToTUS would just show the slightest interest in obeying the law and passing an actual budget the whole debt ceiling thing would be a formality. It was always raised the needed amount with each successive budget in the recent past.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 20:46 | 1563609 nmewn
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"Total fucking liar with his scare tactics."

He went way over the line with that one...Grannies check. It should never be forgotten what tactics he's capable of.

"Someone else wisely noted that if the Senate and ToTUS would just show the slightest interest in obeying the law and passing an actual budget the whole debt ceiling thing would be a formality."

He submitted one (March?) and it was shot down by Reids senate 97-0...thats how off the wall his budget proposal was. Now he's confronted with a pissed populace (the ones that are paying attention) and he's trying the "reasonable" angle again. Nothing this man has ever done was "reasonable".

The "reasonable" thing to do is scrap baseline budgeting where the budget grows year after year regardless of tax revenue.

But of course, they want ice water in hell too...and that ain't gonna happen unless people raise enough hell ;-)


Mon, 08/15/2011 - 21:28 | 1563678 tip e. canoe
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"Grannies check. It should never be forgotten what tactics he's capable of."

when it come to grannies, maybe more than anyone could ever fathom:

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 06:49 | 1564579 nmewn
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Yeah, I remember that. Using your family as political props goes somewhere lower than my contempt scale can register. I think normal people would suspend their campaign and call it (the campaign suspension) an unfortunate insignificant thing in relation to the death or impending death of someone you dearly love. The world is not large enough to keep me from their bedside in their last days of being here. Political campaigns come and go...they are not life & death.

For spite of my propensity to has always been and always will be, God, family, country. In that order.

Then his "typical white person" grandma crack. I really don't know how he got away with it...well I do, but he shouldn't be allowed to.

When he said his grandma is the "typical white person" it was a window into his soul. He had revealed a part of himself. I've known people of a different skin color than mine for my entire life. And they run the gamut of personalities. From the upright to the despicable.

Oddly, just like those of my skin

So, to pronounce someone as "typical" to a race, to a skin color, was beyond bizzare for me. But it was very illustrative of his mind to me.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:48 | 1563497 Rodent Freikorps
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If he has a plan, there must be a congressional sponsor for it, right?

So would be HB...?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:30 | 1563247 navy62802
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I would absolutely love to know how many people in that audience are "invested" in the United States. My guess ... not many.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:33 | 1563254 navy62802
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He forgot to mention that in order for you to have your voice heard, you must throw more money at your representative than the thousands of lobbysts and corporate campaign donors. That's the USA we live in today. People like Obama and the rest of those in Washington right now can only sell this charade so many times before people wake up. And I think they're starting to wake up now, albeit very slowly.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:37 | 1563256 mr. mirbach
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Is it a coincidence that the barn is the same color as brain splatter?


Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:43 | 1563480 Ident 7777 economy
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I thought it was closer to baby muss ... same color mebbe?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:37 | 1563258 Gubbmint Cheese
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Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:39 | 1563262 nmewn
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Wouldn't it be a hoot if someone asked him about Project Gunrunner ;-)

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:40 | 1563263 Moe Howard
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If this dude is not gay I will eat my kevlar helmet.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:43 | 1563273 booboo
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Farmers rank right up there with the best when it comes to Big Daddy Gooberment teat sucking. Oblamehim is right at home in the Browneye State with that crowd.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:44 | 1563277 JohnG
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Now, where to  place the sniper this time.........

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:48 | 1563286 Pretorian
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The biggest mistake was to allow females to vote. See what we have now.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:55 | 1563304 Aductor
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We have Palin and Bachmann.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:58 | 1563321 Ahmeexnal
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and the worst of the lot, the hilarious lady

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:57 | 1563515 Fred Hayek
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End Women's suffrage! Those gals have suffered enough, don't you think?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:51 | 1563293 bigdumbnugly
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the ol' corporate jet jab again.

if he was a boxer he'd be easy to counterpunch.  same attack every time.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:57 | 1563320 nmewn
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Get your shovels ready

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:24 | 1563779 StormShadow
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The only shovel ready project he will deliver on is America's grave

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:59 | 1563327 Blano
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That barn has a pinkish tint on my screen.  How appropriate.

I've actually listened to this motherfucker (MOTUS) a few times recently.  I can't take it anymore.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 20:56 | 1563633 mr. mirbach
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The color Pink is used in schools, jails and psych wards to calm and pacify agressive demeanors.  From google search "Too much pink is physically draining and can be somewhat emasculating."  I guess we'll see more pink TOTUS back drops. 

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:01 | 1563333 Lazlo Toth
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"All that's missing now is the will to get it done" - TOTUS



Government does not want to get it done.


Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:44 | 1563485 Ident 7777 economy
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+ 200 BB/mo federal intake to the Treas ...

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:02 | 1563340 i-dog
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It's gratifying to see that every comment above sees right through his bullshit talking points and standard lies. He's simply treading water for TPTB until they can close the plantation gates, and the thinking part of the population now fully realises it.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:02 | 1563341 Mercury
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As HST would say:  He looks like a farmer with cancer trying to borrow money on next year's crop...

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:03 | 1563343 T-Bond
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What, no guns and religion quotes? Falling a little behind are ya....?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:03 | 1563344 Fred123
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Maybe the problem with 0bama has something to do with that huge scar on the side of his head.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:27 | 1563431's picture

It's from an implant, I tell ya! They all get 'em. Looky here:



Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:45 | 1563491 Ident 7777 economy
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Or, an extract.


Remember what Joe Kennedy did to one of his daughters ...

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 20:48 | 1563615 ping
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This is as good as a fact. I buy it.

Makes me feel better than the idea that the very rich bought off the very stupid and ass-raped the Western world with 30 years of cunt politicians.

That just seems like despair mixed with reality, which kind of sucks.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 20:59 | 1563636 mr. mirbach
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...perhaps from his stay in Manchuia while attending TOTUS indoctrination camp?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:04 | 1563347 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Oh my god is he trying not to use a teleprompter?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:30 | 1563445's picture

He figured there'd be plenty of bullshit just laying around the barnyard without it.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:57 | 1563349 The Heart
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The people are pissed off and the lanterns of liberty are lit. The double edged sword of truth and justice is unsheathed. They will make the first move.

Are there false flag Events planned to stave off the rising tide of anger that is building against the babalonic media, banksters, wall street, and the horribly corrupted politicians?

When it is so obvious how this evil empire operates as we all saw in how they totally obscured the Ron Paul win in that debate in the media, and everyone knows it, they are ready to fall.

Here Ratigan tells it like it is.

The nation is waking up and the banksters and corrupted politicians are all being fitted for neck ties!

Hang em high, then lets see them all drug around town as a message to the rest!


Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:11 | 1563364 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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What is with the awkward gesticulations?  Is this what he does when he doesn't have a teleprompter?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:12 | 1563371 goldsaver
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He does have a teleprompter... its just too far for him to read properly so he has to adlib half of what he is saying.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:12 | 1563372 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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This is pathetic.  He is like Bill Clinton's prudence meets W's ignance.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:12 | 1563375 Mallenet
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I am sure I saw that face, on front page of MAD mag, 1979 - but then it was speaking a funny truth!

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:13 | 1563376 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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He is a psychopath.  How dare he talk about unions.  He is the greatest union buster ever.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 20:50 | 1563622 ping
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I hear that. He really is psychopathic. Fucking terrifying.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:14 | 1563377 MsCreant
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I can't bear to watch it.

Carry on.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:22 | 1563408 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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It's like watching W if he wasn't dyslexic.  You are better off.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:28 | 1563435 MsCreant
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I looked, I saw, I am now scarred. That is why I had to move on. There is a desperation about him that is just too hard to watch (or worse, listen to).

The pails are fails.

The pinks stink.

His farm causes alarm.

There is no one at the helm.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:47 | 1563495 Ident 7777 economy
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Just slip out the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan Don't need to be coy, Roy, just listen to me. Hop on the bus, Gus, don't need to discuss much ...

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:16 | 1563388 mr.glitch
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"well, look...blah blah blah"
"first of all...blah blah blah"
"let's make one thing clear...blah blah blah"
"now, look...blah blah blah"

I wish someone would ask him about inflation instead of these social questions that allow him to just keep wandering through the forest of incoherence and inarticulation.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:23 | 1563413 Blano
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"the forest of incoherence and inarticulation."

Lol, I'm stealing that one from you.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:51 | 1563499 Ident 7777 economy
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by mr.glitch on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:16 #1563388

"well, look...blah blah blah"
"first of all...blah blah blah"
"let's make one thing clear...blah blah blah"
"now, look...blah blah blah"

I wish someone would ask him about inflation instead of these social questions ...

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Not. Part. Of. Script.

And what about that guy who jumped up there with a question at the end; the camera didn't even SHOW him!

But, he picks up that kid in the red shirt (A GIVEAWAY) for another long, drawn-out Tea Party bashing question ...



Mon, 08/15/2011 - 20:51 | 1563625 ping
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I couldn't hear him for the CFR dick in his mouth.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:17 | 1563391 imapopulistnow
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"Government are our FEMA folks..."  THAT is convincnig!

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:33 | 1563452's picture

Brownie did such a heck of a job that they're still talking about it today. What a guy.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:20 | 1563392 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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What a shitshow.  He is trying to politic about shit he does not even do (help unions) while he gets his ass handed to him by Libyians/Afgans/Iraqis.  How bout he handles himself foreingly then he can come home and tell me he knows what the fuck he is doing.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:54 | 1563504 Ident 7777 economy
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+ S.H.I T. *




* Super High Intense Tenaciousness

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:19 | 1563398 Mallenet
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REQUEST: Can ZH create a partnership with a 'shot the fuck out of everybody' games company?

I really need that cyber-gun right now: what a tosser!

Forget 'polls' - lets trust the cyber 'dead every time you speak' public measure!

It may save some valuable young lives being used by the mafia!

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:29 | 1563405 Bay of Pigs
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Wave your hats and Barry will call on you. There's just nothing like a good fuckan hat.

That is some weak ass shit going on there in Iower...

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:22 | 1563407 SnobGobbler
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Love to watch multi-totus squirm, answer the last question.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:24 | 1563415 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Use your talking points Barry!  Use your fucking talking points!!!

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:22 | 1563411 James T. Kirk
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This is Let's Make a Deal meets Captain Kangaroo in Romper Room aboard the USS George Orwell.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:23 | 1563414 Central Bankster
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Lol @ the kid in the red shirt getting down on his knees for Obama.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:25 | 1563423 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Poor kid could use a few pullups.  Armeggedeon is a coming kids, tighten your britches!

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:28 | 1563433 Bay of Pigs
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Exercise Bitchez.

Do the Chicken Fat...

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:26 | 1563424 Moe Howard
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Hey somebody should ask if he found those doctors who are cutting off people's feet because the profit is better than treating diabetes. Has Holder tried them yet, are they in Gitmo?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:27 | 1563428 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Did he just say that campaign contributers, corporations and all, are not accountable?  Oh fuck Barry, stay on track!  Talking points!  Talking points!!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 20:39 | 1563590 Ident 7777 economy
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Oh fuck Barry, stay on track! Talking points! Talking points!!!!!!!!!!!

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That receiver in his ear - batteries must have died ... and no charger on the NEW BUS either ...



Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:28 | 1563436 I am Jobe
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Blame, Blame , blame, inherited, blame, WTF, get off your fucking azzz barry and grow some balls or turn in your resignation. Changed my minds, fuck,

You are fired Barry. pack your bags and no moving allowance.


Mon, 08/15/2011 - 19:29 | 1563441 djsmps
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He spent more time on TV today than he spent on figuring out patent reform would solve the unemployment problem.

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