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he's even using that roy clark twang where he can.
Please, gentlemen -- the correct title is 'TOSTUS' -- it's what's for breakfast!
Shared sacrifice: means "you sacrifice and we'll share the spoils"
He's got that Charlie Pride thing goin'!
Make it two
Lets see, campaign promises:
1. Out of Iraq, check
2. Out of Afganistan, check
3. Close Guantanmo, check
4. No earmarks, check
5. See through gubermint, check
6. Dump Patriot Act, check
7. Renegotiate NAFTA, check
8. No more bail outs, like AIG, check (chuckle)
9. End torture and secret prisons (forgettabout that Yemen secrecy), check
HOW IN THE WORLD DOES THIS GUY GET ELECTED AGAIN?
Because of that winning smile.
Or that fresh, lemony SHINE!
That, and the fact that his birth certificate PROVES he's genuine.
Thanks for paying attention.
Because the average American IQ is 85, courtesy of Mexico, affirmative action and flouride.
Which kid of makes American 'Polack' jokes seen ironic, given that Poles have an average IQ of 107. Ditto Germans and Chinese. Funny how all three of those countries' economies are strong.
He gets elected because morons like him. He gets elected because mouth breathers buy the crap that Bilderberg pump out to support him. He gets ditched in 2012 because they want Rick Perry to manage the decline and keep the morons subdued with god and 'morality' while they ass rape society and introduce marshall law.
Someone's eating red meat - rare; drinking barrel rain-water and brushing with baking soda.
You make a lot sense friend, the Bilderberger angle is unheard of around these parts though, mostly because ... oh, I have a knock at the door. Let me go take care of that ... probably Girl Scout troop selling cookies or the Bilderbergers REALLY are monitoring my internet activity ...
It's martial for all the other morons out there.
But for some of us it's marital, which is a much stricter law.
Really? Try and be more direct with your thoughts.
America needed a scapegoat for all this. He's held out longer than the other Ivy League cardboard cutouts because of his cool tan.
"HOW IN THE WORLD DOES THIS GUY GET ELECTED AGAIN?"
1d. Antisocial Personality
2a. Entitlement, again, but of a different kind
2c. Lies/Media/Media Bias
Same as the first time...
I see your point. George Bush got re-elected with all this going for him, so Obama can, too. I think I'm going to go kill myself now...
Hey, the guy won a Nobel Peace Prize while intnsifying two wars and invading another country to the list. You gotta have MoJo do do that kind of stuff.
the barn door's shut...too bad the horse has already left
only the back half, caerus
I found that very funny for some reason.
Animal Farm symbolism
The horse's name was Boxer
In that case it didn't leave. It was worked near to death, and sent to the glue factory.
WTF is with the new background? Did we hock the White House to pay off some debt?
Personally, I am holding out for a surplus CVN at firesale prices.
Rome buring ...
Has Obama finally gotten a real job filling in for Mr. Greenjeans on Captain Kangaroo?
Big Red Barn SCAM
L I A R.
As the 2012 election draws near, we, unfortunately, will be seeing and hearing this guy ad nauseum. Just another joke in a long line of them. Thank God I still have the freedom to change the radio or television channel or I'd be sick on a regular basis.
You got the nausea part right.
Isn't he supposed to be on vacation this week? Look on the positive side, with 14 months left until election + 2 speeches/day, we only have to listen to this crap 800 more times. Excuse me while I go buy some earplugs
Box of like 200 plus at Home Depot for under US $10 ...
Kill two birds with one stone. Just invest in a gun and that way you can justify the cost of a really good shooting headset. Take up woodworking and you can doubly justify the purchase.
It's not even 2012 and the POTUS is already on the campaign trail.
14 more months of twice-a-day.
Just kill me now.
Taps thru the heart or the head?
Apparently this wasn't one of those 40k a plate fundraisers .
I have mine on mute and by his mannerisms its pretty obvious this guy should be leading one of the floats at the Pride parade.
Wow, will guy ever shut the fuck up. Enough already.
He has been taking the mail order course; Fidel Castro: How To Be An Effective Dictator. Chapter 1: How to bore your audience into a coma in one easy lesson!
What's his campaign anyway? Blame bush? GOP? Getting kinda old.
Somebody needs to tell TOTUS that KIA has a huge manufacturing plant in the US...ignorance is folly.
i think he is explaining why its all Bush's fault. but, no worries, he will fix everything.
Can we get one of him eating a corndog from multiple angles?
Only if his male personal trainer is on the bus with him.
....not any old bus. A big, black armor plated one for a few days of touring. Hope he leased the ride,,but I doubt it.
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