Hello ItBBB+ly

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It only took a few years, but we can finally move from A to B:

  • ITALY CUT TWO LEVELS TO BBB+ BY S&P, EU OFFICIAL SAYS

Somehow ItBBB+ly doesn't quite have the same ring to it... Oh well, it will still work as pristine collateral with the ECB.

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Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:06 | 2062322 Ahmeexnal
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Stronzo, meet fan!

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:09 | 2062358 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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It's getting exciting now.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:21 | 2062428 Ahmeexnal
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The eeewro is in freefall mode.
Expect riots over the weekend.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:28 | 2062452 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Bunga bunga!

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 15:46 | 2062780 redpill
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Do underage BBB+ Italian mistresses still put out as well as A ones do?  A certain Silvio wants to know.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:29 | 2062458 bnbdnb
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Too cold.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:34 | 2062475 Ahmeexnal
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I'm sure a lot of cars and banks will burn to keep the rioters warm.

Maybe even a banker or two.  And politicians too.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:39 | 2062488 scatterbrains
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speaking of burn.. was glancing back at the UNG chart at 120 not too long ago and trading at 5ish now.  Should I put my limit to buy in at $1.00 or should I hold out for .30 cents ?

 

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:52 | 2062544 Manthong
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 15:57 | 2062831 krispkritter
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Porky PIIGS reaction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9qsdz7gMlY  "Son of a BBB...Son of a BBB...Son of a BBBitch"

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 20:52 | 2063749 Buck Johnson
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I agree with you, this weekend is going to be crazy.  Everything is coming aparts along with the "voluntary" cut ot Greece debt (which isn't possibly anyway and why isn't anybody talking about the insurance that was bought by them.  If the insurance can't pay, then aren't those places insolvent also).

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:10 | 2062367 Clueless Economist
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Thank you Mr Chairman Ben Bernanke!  Because of your wise fiscal policy, I was able to refinance at 15 years fixed for 3 1/8%

God Bless You Sir!

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:30 | 2062462 slaughterer
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Gotta admire S&P.  Takes cajones to do these downgrades.  

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:38 | 2062482 drivenZ
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this is meant to be sarcasm right? 

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:05 | 2062328 jm
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Damn.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:47 | 2062521 TheLooza
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Tyler, let me help.

was Italy downgraded?

Yep.

Little BBB+taly

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:54 | 2062549 CrashisOptimistic
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So Tchir's question comes to the forefront.

Italy knew of this material event (they get 24 hrs notice), did not disclose it, and sold bonds to the public today in their auction anyway.  That auction should be disqualified and all bond purchases cancelled.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 16:00 | 2062842 chinaguy
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Nope, not never, because the plutocrats sold more crap to the HFs & PFs - suckers..........wake me up when they DK those auctions - LOL

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:05 | 2062330 GeneMarchbanks
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Spain too, no?

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:15 | 2062392 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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That is the rumor

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:31 | 2062467 Schmuck Raker
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And PORtugal

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:33 | 2062469 Silver Pullet
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POORtugal?

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 15:32 | 2062732 nope-1004
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POOHtugal?

 

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:05 | 2062331 junkyardjack
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Only two levels.  Sounds bullish.  Now that that uncertainty is gone the stocks can continue to rally I suppose...

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 15:46 | 2062783 TheLooza
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fuck me. with a broomstick as hard as you want. i don't even feel it anymore.  like a pornstar who has had one too many 9 inchers.

 

im swearing off the equity ponzi.  im just going to work my job, collect my fiat and buy a nice shotgun.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:05 | 2062333 spdrdr
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Mama Mia!

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:07 | 2062338 Captain Kink
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Now you're talkin', S&P...change those B's to C's and you might actually be truthy.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 15:19 | 2062663 Whatsoever
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Here in Europe we sometimes think of the average us-american as a guy, who can't afford elementary school. Should this be part of a countries rating ?

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:07 | 2062339 Roy T
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I am almost positive some talking head is going to say this is bullish on CNBC

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:08 | 2062352 Bernank Sheeple
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steve liesman?

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:30 | 2062461 Curtis LeMay
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How is he even able to hold a tax-paying (note, I didn't say 'honest') job?

This man surely must have studied under Stalin and Beria??

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:37 | 2062478 WonderDawg
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Doubtful he pays taxes. He's got the priveledges, doncha know.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 15:32 | 2062729 Dave Thomas
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Maria Meatballs, gesticulating with her little sauerkraut hands!

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:11 | 2062369 5880
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Steve LIESman says it is,

I trust his judgement.

This morning he said he can't get a 5% ROR from his FA. He has a FA.......

 

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:13 | 2062372 John Law Lives
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It's just a flesh wound...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKhEw7nD9C4

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:11 | 2062376 inkarri9
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Yes.  I am sure someone is going to say "If it weren't for the S&Pee existing, all countries would be AAA"...just like CNN said if it weren't for Ron Paul running, Huntsman would've com ein 2nd in NH.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:13 | 2062384 Alex Kintner
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BBBullish. There , it's done.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:22 | 2062432 John Law Lives
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Nice one!

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:17 | 2062406 Cdad
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Enjoying his recent BlowHorn [CNBC] and television free life, Cdad briefly turned on Bloomberg [streaming] briefly today...to hear, of course, that all of this stuff going on is "priced in."

Yep.  The MSM just keeps playing from the same playbook...even though the plays from it are bust.  Fewer and fewer folks even listening, and most folks now understanding that none of these established networks have any credibility.  These talking heads are simply a joke.

And just like that, Bloomber streaming...off.  

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:21 | 2062431 EscapeKey
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Everything is priced in. Unless the news is positive, then it will gradually be prices in over 7 days. Or priced in as the headline is repeated 53 times over the next 3 months (as is the case with "markets rise on European debt talk hope").

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 15:04 | 2062596 trebuchet
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Cross reference to the Hedgies negotiation with Greece re default:

That is a cooperative game with outside otpions having an opaque value.

 

1. They broke off negotiations today to "rethink"   =  to revalue their outside options since the downgrade has implications for the probability and level of EFSF funding.

 

2. Hedgies know that the "win-win" is not default - Tyler reckons they are there to hold out to the end but its not an optimal stragety if that carries a more than zero % prob that doing so will mean Greek exit    (see Tyler's ref to Toscafund note that states it clearly - that's a rally to hedgies to deal)

3. The hedgies aint gonna roll at a loss - so deal at some positive haricut but above the implied haircut they bought still brings in lots of wonga. 

Greece objective function = max [PSI Haircut  - capped bailout value - their outside option(default)]

Hedgie objective function = Max[Buyprice - PSIHaircut- their outside option (default)] 

fill in the numbers, set PSI Haircut to max product of the two (FOC = 0 ) and bob's your uncle.... 

This framework gives you an idea of how bearish/bullish things are... we go to the wire but not over the cliff; the market has priced in a "plain sailing to doing the deal"  which is not the case as Tyler keeps saying

 

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 15:22 | 2062689 Whatsoever
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I'm so hoping, that all these hedgies have been buying cds from us-american banks, so that the balance of cause and reaction can be maintained, no ?

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:07 | 2062341 Conrad Murray
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In my best Buford T Justice voice: THE GOTDAMN GERMANS GOT NOTHIN TO DO WIT IT!

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:27 | 2062450 Hippocratic Oaf
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Why, thank ya mister bandit. And as a pursuer, may I say ur the goddamnedest pursuee I've ever persued.

My personal fav.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:07 | 2062343 evolutionx
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Euro Collapse Explained in 3 Minutes

Reflections on Europes financial woes. Special subject: the economies of the European Community. Which debt is owed by whom? Who will pay the bill?

 

Must see

http://www.webcompact.net/index.php/news/4795-euro-collapse-explained-in-3-minutes-


Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:10 | 2062351 Quintus
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Paging LCH Clearnet.....please make your way to the telephone marked 'Bunga bunga'.

BBB = Bunga Bunga Bailout?

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:09 | 2062355 LawsofPhysics
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LMFAO, going long financials into the 3-day weekend. (it is a shit throwing contest folks and the American paper-pushiung fucknuts are much better in this area) Doubleplusgood.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:09 | 2062359 The Axe
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and the market could care less....they all know that Ben has their back..period....

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:12 | 2062379 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Ben is set to make a fortune on his FX swaps (which should be coming due any day now).  Maybe the Fed can make over $100 billion this year? 

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:10 | 2062364 Dr. Engali
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I remember as a kid when my grades would drop it would shock me to get my ass in gear. Maybe if the ratings agencies did a meaningful and accurate downgrade ( one that isn't priced in) it would shock the markets and the people to get there act together.

Then again monkeys might fly out my ass too.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:16 | 2062398 Sudden Debt
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When i was in college, and when my grades dropped, I BEAT THE HELL OUT OF THAT NERD SITTiNG NEXT TO ME IN CLASS!!!

And than he also realized that slacking was the same as getting a beating and my grades went up.

Action = Reaction!

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 15:49 | 2062796 TheLooza
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but did you have to step on my glasses too? my mom bought me those.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:22 | 2062433 junkyardjack
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That indefinite detention bill is staring at the S&P, they won't be doing any shocking anytime soon

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 19:19 | 2063564 LooseLee
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This lunatic market hasn't priced-in much of anything; JPM miss, S&P downgrades, earnings warnings, et al. 'Loose Money" has been convinced the US Equity markets are "The Place To Be". Now, this may be proven right in the weeks ahead (hopium delusion), but when raality takes hold, and earnings deflate, there will be a scramble out of equities and  into fixed income.The 'facts' always lag the 'rumor'...

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:10 | 2062366 vegas
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BBB+ ?? WTF. Should be FFF. If there is anybody in the ZH reader universe that actually buys this shit, please post and tell some of us what your rationale is for giving bankrupt European socialist governments money. I am seriously curious as to how you think you are ever going to see any of it again.

 

http://vegasxau.blogspot.com

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:15 | 2062395 Global Hunter
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Kyle Bass probably reads ZH but I don't think he's long Italy

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:19 | 2062418 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Everyone reads ZH.  I bet Bob Pisani reads ZH.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:34 | 2062473 Curtis LeMay
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Dear Jimi,

Pissonu is a eurofanatiic...

He will be culled at the Pogrom.

Funny bit is, the Pogrom is coming - it's called mental and fiscal health of the market, eh?

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:17 | 2062412 Sudden Debt
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I WILL ALWAYS INVEST MY MONEY IN ITALY!!!!

I eat pizza AT LEAST 2 times a week!

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:32 | 2062468 Global Hunter
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Now John Jimi you know full well Bob Piss-on-me would be scared shitless if he ever stumbled across this website

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:50 | 2062529 Teamtc321
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Pizza Pizzzaaaaaa!!!

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:11 | 2062374 Frank N. Beans
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"Anthonyyy!!!" 

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:13 | 2062381 Sudden Debt
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Now let's put those fingers back into our ears and sing our national LaLaLaLaLaLaLa song!!!!

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:16 | 2062399 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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It's hard for them to put their fingers in their ears when their thumbs are up their butts.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:19 | 2062419 Sudden Debt
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As long as they don't suck their thumbs after that it not that bad...

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 19:36 | 2063600 UP Forester
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Someone say "Switch?"

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:18 | 2062416 wandstrasse
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Back from where???

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:13 | 2062382 Global Hunter
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Should I put CNBC on for a laugh?  I bet its priced in already right?

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:14 | 2062387 The Swedish Chef
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Reality has some serious lag in the financial world. This will all be fun come monday... Let the shorting beging!

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:14 | 2062389 Auburn
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But this does harken back to Peter Tchir's article from a bit earlier on ..... they really did sell bonds into the market without disclosing material info.  As we all know - F'in crooks .... and they have gotten away with it.     

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:15 | 2062390 lizzy36
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Looking forward to QE3.

Wonder if Brian Sack finally took delivery of that bberg machine. Going to need it when he goes trolling for Italian and Spanish bonds.

Yanks are so lucky to have such awesome central planning.

#cAnAdA

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:17 | 2062405 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Yeah, because Canada is the land of the free, without any central planning.

Lizzy you are a loonie.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:20 | 2062427 ghostfaceinvestah
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In terms of fiscal issues (social safety net, etc), Canada is much more centrally planned, but in terms of monetary policy, we have them beat hands down.  The BOC isn't nearly as interventionist.

Also, you have to wonder about the end game here in the USA: debt at 100%+ of GDP does not hold much of a future for a free society.  Tyranny is the only natural outcome.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:31 | 2062466 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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America:  100%+

This is the biggest indicator of financial meltdown and is barely mentioned by the Obsolete Media.  How the hell can there be growth when growth is less than the debt issuance?

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:48 | 2062525 LawsofPhysics
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Still believe in infinite growth on a world with finite resources do we?  Good luck with that.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:57 | 2062572 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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That's what I'm sayin'.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 15:03 | 2062592 Teamtc321
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Actually  "Freedom Watch" with Judge Napalitano hammer's the debt issue along with many other concern's. It is actually a good watch if he is the spokesman, if he has a sit in, turn it off imho. 

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 15:48 | 2062791 ghostfaceinvestah
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Yup, as they say, private gains, socialized losses.  That is where the losses show up (and on the Fed's balance sheet, of course, which will eventually generate taxpayer losses).  It's obviously not sustainable.  Again, the question is, what is the end game? 

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:24 | 2062441 GeneMarchbanks
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RBC hyper-hypothecation scandal has yet to hit them. Once that happens, it'll be: "A black swan, eh?"

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:33 | 2062470 Global Hunter
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RBC, CIBC, Nasty Bank etc.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:15 | 2062394 HeNateMe
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Va fangool, S&P!

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:17 | 2062402 T-roll
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Time for the 3rd installment of the Fed sci-fi movie "QE 3 - Return of the Printing Press" starring Ben "Obi-Wan" Bernanke.  Coming soon to a broke-a$$ town near you.

 

 

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:17 | 2062408 navy62802
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Welcome to 2012, everyone!! Haha. Oh, and I think it's stupendous that they decided to do all this on Friday the 13th. Great timing, indeed.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:41 | 2062496 Dr. Engali
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Maybe the Mayans new something.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:17 | 2062411 ghostfaceinvestah
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Too high, no way is Italy investment grade.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:18 | 2062413 satan2liberals
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bout dang time , my shorts are still underwater.

 

 

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:50 | 2062530 Dr. Engali
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Thanks for the reminder. My shorts are in the laundry. I need to clean a load.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:18 | 2062415 stant
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wheres bagdad bob? he needs a job hes every bit as good as cnbc fox msnbc etc losers

 

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 00:06 | 2064101 StychoKiller
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Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf == "Bagdhad Bob"

Maps of the region are plain, flat-out wrong! DeNile runs around the entire Planet!

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:19 | 2062417 Iam Rich
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Peter T...the answer to your query is an unqualified YES!

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