Here Are Wall Street's Expectations For Tomorrow, As Goldman Makes The Case For $1 Trillion In QE3

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Thu, 08/25/2011 - 14:57 | 1600981 digitlman
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Fuck you, GS.



Thu, 08/25/2011 - 14:59 | 1600990 President Palin
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Fuck you, GS.

You are being way too kind.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:58 | 1601301 max2205
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Thu, 08/25/2011 - 19:08 | 1602004 zaphod
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So let me get this straight.

Increase M0 by 40%, get a one time 0.5% gdp bump, this is the best these guys got????? Seriously

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 16:38 | 1601500 Sudden Debt
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it makes sense.... increase the debt with 8% for a 0,5% economic growth...


Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:02 | 1601012 vast-dom
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Fuck You GS +1


Add that to the 0H Fuck You list niggies!

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:22 | 1601110 TruthInSunshine
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Roubini is coming onto CNBS @ 4:40 pm est to argue for MORE QUANTITATIVE EASING/LUBING.

Get your Zero Hedge on.

A million bitch slaps for Roubini to be incoming, and rightly so.

(Just who has bought off Roubini, anyways, the pompous and vitriolic little spitfire...)

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:25 | 1601124 Thomas
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Hope he talks about the gold bubble. 

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:48 | 1601252 WarriorClass
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Break the fucking code, bitches:


Bring the house down!

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:32 | 1601162 slaughterer
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GS and JPM send Roubini a dozen 16-year-old girls a month.  Dr. Doom's fetishes and addictions are well known on the Street, and through them he is kept on a nice tight leash.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 17:26 | 1601708 faustian bargain
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Roubini is a laughingstock with his juvenile Twitter tantrums.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 18:17 | 1601871 theMAXILOPEZpsycho
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Woaa He's actually on twitter...I just said "Fuck off and die elitist SCUM!"

I suppose he'll block me or something, but I don't really know jack about twitter

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:06 | 1601034 SilverRhino
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If the economy is approximately 14 trillion dollars GDP, how the hell did these fuckheads conclude that spending 7% of GDP will pump up the economy by only 0.5% GDP?   Did someone at the Goldman (Ball)Sack fail basic fucking math??

QE3 will be the golden straw that breaks the USD.  But then TPTB don't care, they're just going into the final round of looting by passing paper to asset-holding dupes.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:15 | 1601076 youngman
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"how the hell did these fuckheads conclude that spending 7% of GDP will pump up the economy by only 0.5% GDP? "


Because its government spending....

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:40 | 1601203 Sancho Ponzi
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Members of Congress hold most of their wealth in the form of real estate, so it's logical to assume Bubble Ben will continue handing out freshly printed FRNs in exchange for worthless RE related assets. The vast majority of CongressCritters would risk Armageddon to protect their net worth. It really is that simple.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:09 | 1601046 slaughterer
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With $2.4 - 2.6 trillion in SOMA, $1 trillion in LSAP duration equivalent extension is too much to ask.  (I would expect however Goldman would happily settle for $500-600 billion in LSAP, and will probably get it--eventually.) 

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:49 | 1601258 Mactheknife
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I think the Fed is going to take that 1.7 trillion held on reserve and do a reverse repo on T-bonds and fred/fann MBS.  I think that's why they made sure to tank gold as hard as they could first. But hey, what the hell do I know.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 16:05 | 1601337 slaughterer
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Reverse repo on agency holdings would dovetail nicely with Obama's planned homeowner equity bailout and make the Fed seem like it actually cares about something else than the Primary Dealers.  It would result in a temporary PR boost for Ben and O.   Could happen. 

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 16:15 | 1601392 Mactheknife
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The Bernank has stated before that he is not in favor of a Twist operation with ZIRP. With that much money just sitting there already....just sayin

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 17:00 | 1601581 narnia
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liquidiating the Fed balance sheet would be terribly bearish for gold. 

bottom line..  the Fed & Treasury know what yield curve they want.  that's the same curve the TBTF banks want, as well.  they'll do what it takes to achieve it, irrespective of its effects on the currency.

they'll try to sculpt it with twist or some synthetic bond using MBS (the pawns and knights).  if they don't accomplish it that way or they see some other move (chinese dump, unforseen auction weakness, other event), they'll employ the rooks & bishops (balance sheet expansion).  if that doesn't work, they'll bring out the queen (changing the rules of the game).  i don't see why anyone even cares what the beard says or why he would want to telegraph the moves.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 17:51 | 1601798 Smiddywesson
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Makes sense to me.  The assault on gold was either the first of a one two punch that Jackson hole will hit gold with, OR it was to take some of the steam out of the ramp in gold prices Jackson Hole will offer. 

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:37 | 1601190 slaughterer
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I asked my 6-year-old daughter yesterday what she wanted to be when she grows up.

She said point blank without a second thought: "A Primary Dealer."

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 14:58 | 1600987 Johnny Lawrence
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Fuck. You. Goldman. Sachs.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 14:58 | 1600988 DeathCabfoKulaks
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Eat the Kulaks and Monetize dat bitch

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:24 | 1601109 hedgeless_horseman
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Eat your Pasta Jay's stuffed shells. 

$1 trillion was my minimum QE number from 2 weeks ago...

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:28 | 1601141 slaughterer
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If we get only $500 billion, you only get 1 1/2 of those Manicotti-filled beauties.   

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:39 | 1601198 SheepDog-One
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Theres been no $1 trillion gift delivered at all...lets see it!

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 16:27 | 1601443 hedgeless_horseman
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It would certainly not be the first gift to bank shareholders paid for by all who earn/hold USD via the inflation tax.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 22:01 | 1602550 TruthInSunshine
Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:00 | 1601001 TradingJoe
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Yeah, yeah, GS...! What a nice day it will be tomorrow :)))! And not to mention next week!

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:58 | 1601294 SheepDog-One
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Goldman blowing smoke, hoping for some $1 trillion gift....Bernank will say theyre standing by watching, there is no more stomach for more QE madness and its political suicide as well. Fuck off, Goldman.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:00 | 1601002 Cognitive Dissonance
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Good thing I just bought more Gold and Silver.

The liars continue to lie so that they can continue to believe each other.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:07 | 1601013 vast-dom
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Gold and Silver = the REAL GS!


And once again Fuck You CME!!!!

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:07 | 1601037 NoClueSneaker
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CD .... money goes to €u-Proxies... looting turbo

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:00 | 1601003 alien-IQ
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"might increase GDP growth"

Yes...just like Jessica Alba MIGHT just knock on my door, strip naked, drop to her knees and blow me.

The odds are about the same.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:10 | 1601052 Doyle Hargraves
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No there is actually more of a chance of Jessica Alba showing up then QE working to increase REAL GDP.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 01:21 | 1603030 StychoKiller
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Guess I better answer the doorbell, then! :>D

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:15 | 1601066 lolmao500
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Krugman and his followers would say that she's blowing you RIGHT NOW...

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:16 | 1601080 youngman
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She might in the future if you got GOLD....and a little food

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:38 | 1601195 SheepDog-One
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I MIGHT rise tomorrow and discover a new Ferrari Dino in my garage...but its not too likely.

This whole market is now based upon rainbow unicorns.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:01 | 1601008 Henry Chinaski
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No QE 3.  Market crashes.  TOTUS drops the hammer on Wall St execs (see People vs GS) and gets reelected. 

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:37 | 1601191 SheepDog-One
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Hmmmm yes interesting.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 16:08 | 1601357 whaletail
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The Poet Laureate of Skid Row speaketh the truth. 

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 16:34 | 1601480 bankruptcylawyer
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oh man...that 'sounds' good. but look at who he is surrounded by and what he's done for 3 years. 


you think he's switching horses mid stream so that wall street can back rick perry? i don't. you think obama cares about 'the people'. he is not a populist, he is conventional politician bought and sold by the banks and corporations.

seems unrealistic, especially in light of the ultimate insider buying 5 billion of bank stock only 1 day before the announcement. 


Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:04 | 1601015 john39
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what time are the "remarks" tomorrow?

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:08 | 1601019 vast-dom
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<---- QE3 Tomorrow

<---- Market CRASHES Tomorrow



VOTE Biyatchez!


And Nigga Please this ain't no wish fulfillment vote this is your well researched and well informed survey.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:11 | 1601054 caerus
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watching ES 1160 NQ 2100

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:12 | 1601060 slaughterer
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Look at that unanimous "MARKET CRASHES TOMORROW" vote above.  Do you think that the bots are not aware of this lopsided bearish sentiment?  

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:54 | 1601075 vast-dom
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wait till that vote hits 666 CRASH vs. 13 QE3 motherfuckers!


Long the Spam / Short Roubini 


//drool off/


Oh yeah let me add Roubini to our 0H Fuck You list.

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