Here Come Draghi, Sarkozy And Merkel - Presenting Drakozel

Tyler Durden's picture

As of this morning, we know that in addition to the now inseparable Merkel and Sarkozy, later today in Brussels, just after he is finished with his press conference, they will be joined by Goldman's, pardon ECB's, Mario Draghi, who sooner or later will pull a Colonel Korzine  and tell some faux hearing "he has no idea where the European money is." But all in due course. In the meantime, we present an artist's rendering (in this case the artist being the inimitable William Banzai) of what the fire and brimstone that will emanate from the Draghi-Sarkozy-Merkel hybrid, henceforth known as Drakozel, will look like. Because after all, the "Honk" Paulson doctrine of terrifying everyone into debt slavery and out of sovereignty, or else face certain annihilation is now the only strategy left for the mortally wounded global ponzi scheme.

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Spooky Polish's picture

One word 



Chris Jusset's picture

I suddenly find myself deeply attracted to Angela Merkel ...

The Limerick King's picture



Drakozel is rearing it's head

On sheeple and zombies it's fed

A three-headed liar

Spouting out fire

To kill it buy bullion and lead

Börjesson's picture

I logged in just to give you a green arrow. Damn, but you're good at these verses of yours! Keep 'em coming!

williambanzai7's picture

That definitely goes with the picture!

cartonero's picture

LK is to the limerick what WB is to Photoshop! 

The Limerick King's picture

Thanks WB7.

I'm a big fan....keep-up the great work!

williambanzai7's picture

You can limerick my images anytime ;-)

Buckaroo Banzai's picture

That illustration is just freaking AWESOME

williambanzai7's picture

Tnx, that's an example of what happens when I'm away from the computer all day, just thinking about what I'm gonna do when I get home.

YBNguy's picture

Now just imagine it rocking out to the Bunga Bunga love tracks while razing the markets.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater's picture

And Drakozel evolves to Drakonankel!

knight99's picture

you guys made them look better than reality.

cossack55's picture

It should worry WB7 that I also first thought of Heironymous Bosch as the best artist to render (unto) Ceaser.  Good work WB. 

williambanzai7's picture

His work is extremely detailed and not easily manipulated.

1835jackson's picture

bringing sexy back

Construct's picture

Those three men are mighty sexy.


Oh shit SÄPO (Swedens Intelligence Agency) of Sweden just called to tell me that they will keep me unemployed for another 12 years for talking down to EU.

williambanzai7's picture

Your pic is clever as opposed to cleavage ;-)

bank guy in Brussels's picture

Drakozel, Drakozel, let down your hair

Print up the euros and all will be fair.


LawsofPhysics's picture

LOL!  Yeah, can't wait to be a trillionaire.  Possession was already nine tenths of the law, after this next round of printing it will be all that matters.

knight99's picture


Can we get a link for the conference it would be appreciated.

PaperBear's picture

The 2-headed Merkozy is dead, long live the 3-headed Drakozel.

SilverIsKing's picture

Just as today we refer to paintings by Renoir as "A Renoir" or by Picasso as "A Picasso", a few years from now, folks will refer to WB's works as "A Banzai".

Well done WB.

Mercury's picture

The hydra is centralized, bureaucratic government in general: two reptilian, poison belching heads replacing any one head.

Zero Govt's picture

isn't that the EU construct from Day 1

.and from Heath on the British parliament has kept the dasterdly plan from Joe Public... all 3 old Parties are in such a pickle wanting more 'in' as the ivory towers of Brussels crack and crumble

...'Call Me Tosser' Cameron will be the fall guy ...couldn't happen to a nicer twat

hugovanderbubble's picture


=Downgrade Rating After Killing Orderly ZIRP Enviroment Laws

williambanzai7's picture

Are you with the military or Geithner? ;-)

GMadScientist's picture

Next frame: each of the heads is biting the neck below one of the other heads.

Cheeky Bitch's picture

Welcome to Drakozel Hotel for Life

slackrabbit's picture

How perfect...and rememeber its a Hydra

Cut off one head - two more will appear!!!

falak pema's picture

That's awesome, can WB's drakozel do that for my nuts? Old ones cut off, new one will appear, two to one guaranteed!

I wouldn't cut off my old ones until I get a true CDS from drakozel himself.

GFORCE's picture

Drakozel? Some people need to get a life.

Cheeky Bitch's picture

Those people have a new life Drakozel bitch!

buckethead's picture

 "Because after all, the "Honk" Paulson doctrine of terrifying everyone into debt slavery and out of sovereignty, or else face certain annihilation is now the only strategy left for the mortally wounded global ponzi scheme."


Using what has been proven to be effective.^


General Population more educated this time around?



williambanzai7's picture

HT to Tyler for coming up with the Drakozel Dragon idea last night.

f16hoser's picture

European Monetary Policy: Monkey's Fucking a Football

falak pema's picture

what drakozel says it does

what drakozel kisses it burns

what drakozel sees it yearns

what drakozel eats it turds

How is drakozel different to us?

It isn't thats what makes it so tuff

we can see the enemy and we see us!


thechainrule's picture

Before the end of the year there should be a "Best Of Zerohedge" post with a section dedicated solely to graphics, this graphic should be damn near #1.  Holy damn that's hilarious. 

kralizec's picture

Heh, that is really good!

But it could use some animation!

; )

PulauHantu29's picture

William Blake would be proud of you all.

PulauHantu29's picture

Jerry Springer is wating to sign up Drakozel on his show..all three at once.

catch edge ghost's picture

Ah. Now I understand the problem.  Chuck Norris can't fight that.  You're gonna need like a Harry Potter or a Red Sonja.

Shylockracy's picture

This picture is disturbingly realistic except that what is here depicted as the three heads are in fact the three sphincters. The heads are, of course, invisible.