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Here Come Draghi, Sarkozy And Merkel - Presenting Drakozel

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As of this morning, we know that in addition to the now inseparable Merkel and Sarkozy, later today in Brussels, just after he is finished with his press conference, they will be joined by Goldman's, pardon ECB's, Mario Draghi, who sooner or later will pull a Colonel Korzine  and tell some faux hearing "he has no idea where the European money is." But all in due course. In the meantime, we present an artist's rendering (in this case the artist being the inimitable William Banzai) of what the fire and brimstone that will emanate from the Draghi-Sarkozy-Merkel hybrid, henceforth known as Drakozel, will look like. Because after all, the "Honk" Paulson doctrine of terrifying everyone into debt slavery and out of sovereignty, or else face certain annihilation is now the only strategy left for the mortally wounded global ponzi scheme.

 


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Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:21 | Link to Comment Spooky Polish
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One word 

 

hilarious

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:34 | Link to Comment Chris Jusset
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I suddenly find myself deeply attracted to Angela Merkel ...

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:45 | Link to Comment The Limerick King
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Drakozel is rearing it's head

On sheeple and zombies it's fed

A three-headed liar

Spouting out fire

To kill it buy bullion and lead

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:52 | Link to Comment Börjesson
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I logged in just to give you a green arrow. Damn, but you're good at these verses of yours! Keep 'em coming!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:55 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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That definitely goes with the picture!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:05 | Link to Comment cartonero
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LK is to the limerick what WB is to Photoshop! 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:16 | Link to Comment The Limerick King
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Thanks WB7.

I'm a big fan....keep-up the great work!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:27 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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You can limerick my images anytime ;-)

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:29 | Link to Comment Buckaroo Banzai
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That illustration is just freaking AWESOME

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:49 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Tnx, that's an example of what happens when I'm away from the computer all day, just thinking about what I'm gonna do when I get home.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 12:00 | Link to Comment schadenfreude
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Fantastic work WB7

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 12:52 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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I prefer Sarkdraghel.

Sat, 12/10/2011 - 09:27 | Link to Comment thewhitelion
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A play on Archangel?

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:09 | Link to Comment Spooky Polish
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one word : 

 

Gorgeous

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:42 | Link to Comment YBNguy
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Now just imagine it rocking out to the Bunga Bunga love tracks while razing the markets.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:21 | Link to Comment Dr. Kenneth Noi...
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And Drakozel evolves to Drakonankel!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:21 | Link to Comment Martial
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Sexy.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:22 | Link to Comment knight99
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you guys made them look better than reality.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:36 | Link to Comment cossack55
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It should worry WB7 that I also first thought of Heironymous Bosch as the best artist to render (unto) Ceaser.  Good work WB. 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:44 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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His work is extremely detailed and not easily manipulated.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:22 | Link to Comment 1835jackson
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bringing sexy back

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:05 | Link to Comment Construct
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Those three men are mighty sexy.

 

Oh shit SÄPO (Swedens Intelligence Agency) of Sweden just called to tell me that they will keep me unemployed for another 12 years for talking down to EU.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 12:11 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Your pic is clever as opposed to cleavage ;-)

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:24 | Link to Comment bank guy in Brussels
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Drakozel, Drakozel, let down your hair

Print up the euros and all will be fair.

 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:33 | Link to Comment LawsofPhysics
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LOL!  Yeah, can't wait to be a trillionaire.  Possession was already nine tenths of the law, after this next round of printing it will be all that matters.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:28 | Link to Comment knight99
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Tyler,

Can we get a link for the conference it would be appreciated.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:31 | Link to Comment PaperBear
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The 2-headed Merkozy is dead, long live the 3-headed Drakozel.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:31 | Link to Comment SilverIsKing
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Just as today we refer to paintings by Renoir as "A Renoir" or by Picasso as "A Picasso", a few years from now, folks will refer to WB's works as "A Banzai".

Well done WB.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:42 | Link to Comment Mercury
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The hydra is centralized, bureaucratic government in general: two reptilian, poison belching heads replacing any one head.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:51 | Link to Comment Zero Govt
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isn't that the EU construct from Day 1

.and from Heath on the British parliament has kept the dasterdly plan from Joe Public... all 3 old Parties are in such a pickle wanting more 'in' as the ivory towers of Brussels crack and crumble

...'Call Me Tosser' Cameron will be the fall guy ...couldn't happen to a nicer twat

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:33 | Link to Comment hugovanderbubble
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DRAKOZEL

=Downgrade Rating After Killing Orderly ZIRP Enviroment Laws

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 12:12 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Are you with the military or Geithner? ;-)

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:37 | Link to Comment GMadScientist
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Next frame: each of the heads is biting the neck below one of the other heads.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:38 | Link to Comment Orange Pekoe
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Now that's art.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:43 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bitch
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Welcome to Drakozel Hotel for Life

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:43 | Link to Comment slackrabbit
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How perfect...and rememeber its a Hydra

Cut off one head - two more will appear!!!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:55 | Link to Comment falak pema
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That's awesome, can WB's drakozel do that for my nuts? Old ones cut off, new one will appear, two to one guaranteed!

I wouldn't cut off my old ones until I get a true CDS from drakozel himself.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:46 | Link to Comment GFORCE
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Drakozel? Some people need to get a life.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:02 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bitch
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Those people have a new life Drakozel bitch!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:53 | Link to Comment JenkinsLane
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Thanks William

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:53 | Link to Comment buckethead
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 "Because after all, the "Honk" Paulson doctrine of terrifying everyone into debt slavery and out of sovereignty, or else face certain annihilation is now the only strategy left for the mortally wounded global ponzi scheme."

 

Using what has been proven to be effective.^

 

General Population more educated this time around?

 

Doubtful

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:57 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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HT to Tyler for coming up with the Drakozel Dragon idea last night.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:02 | Link to Comment f16hoser
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European Monetary Policy: Monkey's Fucking a Football

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:05 | Link to Comment falak pema
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what drakozel says it does

what drakozel kisses it burns

what drakozel sees it yearns

what drakozel eats it turds

How is drakozel different to us?

It isn't thats what makes it so tuff

we can see the enemy and we see us!

 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:10 | Link to Comment thechainrule
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Before the end of the year there should be a "Best Of Zerohedge" post with a section dedicated solely to graphics, this graphic should be damn near #1.  Holy damn that's hilarious. 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:11 | Link to Comment kralizec
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Heh, that is really good!

But it could use some animation!

; )

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:11 | Link to Comment PulauHantu29
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William Blake would be proud of you all.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:12 | Link to Comment PulauHantu29
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Jerry Springer is wating to sign up Drakozel on his show..all three at once.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:13 | Link to Comment catch edge ghost
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Ah. Now I understand the problem.  Chuck Norris can't fight that.  You're gonna need like a Harry Potter or a Red Sonja.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:13 | Link to Comment Shylockracy
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This picture is disturbingly realistic except that what is here depicted as the three heads are in fact the three sphincters. The heads are, of course, invisible.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:33 | Link to Comment evolutionx
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DEUS EX MACHINA

With most of the world’s major economies as well as the financial system bankrupt, there is only one solution that can save the world economy. Like in the Greek tragedies, Deus ex Machina is now the only way that the world can avoid a total economic collapse. This would involve God being lowered down onto the world stage and miraculously saving the plot.

http://www.mmnews.de/index.php/english-news/9031-deus-ex-machina

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:35 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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We Lready have Douche Bags Maximum

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:58 | Link to Comment Jumbotron
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What might actually be a better mythological analogy would be the chimera.

 

Like this one....

 

http://www.wildlife-fantasy.com/artwork/chimera.jpg

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:08 | Link to Comment Richard Chesler
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The squid has a face.

 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:29 | Link to Comment stiler
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or a biblical analogy: Satan was the highest cherub, has 4 faces.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 12:42 | Link to Comment Piranhanoia
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Now I am really concerned.  Draco looks enough like Stephen Colbert to be replaced by Stephen Colbert.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:45 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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You're right. Too bad his audience generally has no idea who The Dragi is.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:32 | Link to Comment non_anon
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the Markozy

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:21 | Link to Comment soopy
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Haha Honk.

-C. Lagarde

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:09 | Link to Comment earleflorida
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alittle intransigent,... yet tastefully  subtle and obfuscated symbolism that only "the humor of philosophy" via chinese folklore could pen ___ by george kao-1946c.

"The Tiger and the Fox"

King Hsuan of Ch'u [*USA ?] asked his ministers [Mighty Ben and Tiny Tim?], saying, "I have been told that the people in the north [EZ - north?] are in mighty fear of Choi Hsi-hsu [Drakozel?]. Is it true?"

For a moment no one answered, but finally Chiang I [ECB?] answered thus: "The tiger [FRB] hunts all beasts [CB?] and devours them. One day it caught a fox [Draghi?] and was about to devour it when the fox said, 'You must not eat me, for I have been appointed by God [GS?] as the king of beasts and you will be disobeying the mandate [Brussels & M.Treaty?] of God if you eat me. If you do not believe me , follow and see for yourself if the animals [Sovereigns/ Sarkozy & Merkel?] do not flee from me.' The tiger agreed and indeed all the beasts of the forest [EU/EZ?] fled when they saw the fox and tiger. The tiger did not realize that the animals fled because of fear of himself but thought that they were indeed afraid of the fox. Now Your Majesty rules  over a land of five thousand `li and has a million men bearing arms [MIC]. You have delegated your powers to Choi Hsi-hsu. Therefore, in fearing Choi Hsi-hsu, the people of the north are actually fearing your army, just as the animals in reality fear the tiger and not the fox." {* JMO}

thanks tyler and fb7

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 19:54 | Link to Comment Stax Edwards
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Oops

Fri, 12/09/2011 - 09:10 | Link to Comment M.B. Drapier
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Enter the Draghi!

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