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Here Come Draghi, Sarkozy And Merkel - Presenting Drakozel
As of this morning, we know that in addition to the now inseparable Merkel and Sarkozy, later today in Brussels, just after he is finished with his press conference, they will be joined by Goldman's, pardon ECB's, Mario Draghi, who sooner or later will pull a Colonel Korzine and tell some faux hearing "he has no idea where the European money is." But all in due course. In the meantime, we present an artist's rendering (in this case the artist being the inimitable William Banzai) of what the fire and brimstone that will emanate from the Draghi-Sarkozy-Merkel hybrid, henceforth known as Drakozel, will look like. Because after all, the "Honk" Paulson doctrine of terrifying everyone into debt slavery and out of sovereignty, or else face certain annihilation is now the only strategy left for the mortally wounded global ponzi scheme.
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One word
hilarious
I suddenly find myself deeply attracted to Angela Merkel ...
Drakozel is rearing it's head
On sheeple and zombies it's fed
A three-headed liar
Spouting out fire
To kill it buy bullion and lead
I logged in just to give you a green arrow. Damn, but you're good at these verses of yours! Keep 'em coming!
That definitely goes with the picture!
LK is to the limerick what WB is to Photoshop!
Thanks WB7.
I'm a big fan....keep-up the great work!
You can limerick my images anytime ;-)
That illustration is just freaking AWESOME
Tnx, that's an example of what happens when I'm away from the computer all day, just thinking about what I'm gonna do when I get home.
Fantastic work WB7
I prefer Sarkdraghel.
A play on Archangel?
one word :
Gorgeous
Now just imagine it rocking out to the Bunga Bunga love tracks while razing the markets.
And Drakozel evolves to Drakonankel!
Sexy.
you guys made them look better than reality.
It should worry WB7 that I also first thought of Heironymous Bosch as the best artist to render (unto) Ceaser. Good work WB.
His work is extremely detailed and not easily manipulated.
bringing sexy back
Those three men are mighty sexy.
Oh shit SÄPO (Swedens Intelligence Agency) of Sweden just called to tell me that they will keep me unemployed for another 12 years for talking down to EU.
Your pic is clever as opposed to cleavage ;-)
Drakozel, Drakozel, let down your hair
Print up the euros and all will be fair.
LOL! Yeah, can't wait to be a trillionaire. Possession was already nine tenths of the law, after this next round of printing it will be all that matters.
Tyler,
Can we get a link for the conference it would be appreciated.
The 2-headed Merkozy is dead, long live the 3-headed Drakozel.
Just as today we refer to paintings by Renoir as "A Renoir" or by Picasso as "A Picasso", a few years from now, folks will refer to WB's works as "A Banzai".
Well done WB.
The hydra is centralized, bureaucratic government in general: two reptilian, poison belching heads replacing any one head.
isn't that the EU construct from Day 1
.and from Heath on the British parliament has kept the dasterdly plan from Joe Public... all 3 old Parties are in such a pickle wanting more 'in' as the ivory towers of Brussels crack and crumble
...'Call Me Tosser' Cameron will be the fall guy ...couldn't happen to a nicer twat
DRAKOZEL
=Downgrade Rating After Killing Orderly ZIRP Enviroment Laws
Are you with the military or Geithner? ;-)
Next frame: each of the heads is biting the neck below one of the other heads.
Now that's art.
Welcome to Drakozel Hotel for Life
How perfect...and rememeber its a Hydra
Cut off one head - two more will appear!!!
That's awesome, can WB's drakozel do that for my nuts? Old ones cut off, new one will appear, two to one guaranteed!
I wouldn't cut off my old ones until I get a true CDS from drakozel himself.
Drakozel? Some people need to get a life.
Those people have a new life Drakozel bitch!
Thanks William
"Because after all, the "Honk" Paulson doctrine of terrifying everyone into debt slavery and out of sovereignty, or else face certain annihilation is now the only strategy left for the mortally wounded global ponzi scheme."
Using what has been proven to be effective.^
General Population more educated this time around?
Doubtful
HT to Tyler for coming up with the Drakozel Dragon idea last night.
European Monetary Policy: Monkey's Fucking a Football
what drakozel says it does
what drakozel kisses it burns
what drakozel sees it yearns
what drakozel eats it turds
How is drakozel different to us?
It isn't thats what makes it so tuff
we can see the enemy and we see us!
Before the end of the year there should be a "Best Of Zerohedge" post with a section dedicated solely to graphics, this graphic should be damn near #1. Holy damn that's hilarious.
Heh, that is really good!
But it could use some animation!
; )
William Blake would be proud of you all.
Jerry Springer is wating to sign up Drakozel on his show..all three at once.
Ah. Now I understand the problem. Chuck Norris can't fight that. You're gonna need like a Harry Potter or a Red Sonja.
This picture is disturbingly realistic except that what is here depicted as the three heads are in fact the three sphincters. The heads are, of course, invisible.
DEUS EX MACHINAWith most of the world’s major economies as well as the financial system bankrupt, there is only one solution that can save the world economy. Like in the Greek tragedies, Deus ex Machina is now the only way that the world can avoid a total economic collapse. This would involve God being lowered down onto the world stage and miraculously saving the plot.
http://www.mmnews.de/index.php/english-news/9031-deus-ex-machina
We Lready have Douche Bags Maximum
What might actually be a better mythological analogy would be the chimera.
Like this one....
http://www.wildlife-fantasy.com/artwork/chimera.jpg
The squid has a face.
or a biblical analogy: Satan was the highest cherub, has 4 faces.
Now I am really concerned. Draco looks enough like Stephen Colbert to be replaced by Stephen Colbert.
You're right. Too bad his audience generally has no idea who The Dragi is.
the Markozy
Haha Honk.
-C. Lagarde
alittle intransigent,... yet tastefully subtle and obfuscated symbolism that only "the humor of philosophy" via chinese folklore could pen ___ by george kao-1946c.
"The Tiger and the Fox"
King Hsuan of Ch'u [*USA ?] asked his ministers [Mighty Ben and Tiny Tim?], saying, "I have been told that the people in the north [EZ - north?] are in mighty fear of Choi Hsi-hsu [Drakozel?]. Is it true?"
For a moment no one answered, but finally Chiang I [ECB?] answered thus: "The tiger [FRB] hunts all beasts [CB?] and devours them. One day it caught a fox [Draghi?] and was about to devour it when the fox said, 'You must not eat me, for I have been appointed by God [GS?] as the king of beasts and you will be disobeying the mandate [Brussels & M.Treaty?] of God if you eat me. If you do not believe me , follow and see for yourself if the animals [Sovereigns/ Sarkozy & Merkel?] do not flee from me.' The tiger agreed and indeed all the beasts of the forest [EU/EZ?] fled when they saw the fox and tiger. The tiger did not realize that the animals fled because of fear of himself but thought that they were indeed afraid of the fox. Now Your Majesty rules over a land of five thousand `li and has a million men bearing arms [MIC]. You have delegated your powers to Choi Hsi-hsu. Therefore, in fearing Choi Hsi-hsu, the people of the north are actually fearing your army, just as the animals in reality fear the tiger and not the fox." {* JMO}
thanks tyler and fb7
Oops
Enter the Draghi!