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Here Come Draghi, Sarkozy And Merkel - Presenting Drakozel

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As of this morning, we know that in addition to the now inseparable Merkel and Sarkozy, later today in Brussels, just after he is finished with his press conference, they will be joined by Goldman's, pardon ECB's, Mario Draghi, who sooner or later will pull a Colonel Korzine  and tell some faux hearing "he has no idea where the European money is." But all in due course. In the meantime, we present an artist's rendering (in this case the artist being the inimitable William Banzai) of what the fire and brimstone that will emanate from the Draghi-Sarkozy-Merkel hybrid, henceforth known as Drakozel, will look like. Because after all, the "Honk" Paulson doctrine of terrifying everyone into debt slavery and out of sovereignty, or else face certain annihilation is now the only strategy left for the mortally wounded global ponzi scheme.


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Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:21 | 1957934 Spooky Polish
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One word 



Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:34 | 1957972 Chris Jusset
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I suddenly find myself deeply attracted to Angela Merkel ...

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:45 | 1958006 The Limerick King
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Drakozel is rearing it's head

On sheeple and zombies it's fed

A three-headed liar

Spouting out fire

To kill it buy bullion and lead

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:52 | 1958036 Börjesson
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I logged in just to give you a green arrow. Damn, but you're good at these verses of yours! Keep 'em coming!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:55 | 1958045 williambanzai7
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That definitely goes with the picture!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:05 | 1958100 cartonero
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LK is to the limerick what WB is to Photoshop! 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:16 | 1958165 The Limerick King
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Thanks WB7.

I'm a big fan....keep-up the great work!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:27 | 1958221 williambanzai7
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You can limerick my images anytime ;-)

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:29 | 1958232 Buckaroo Banzai
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That illustration is just freaking AWESOME

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:49 | 1958670 williambanzai7
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Tnx, that's an example of what happens when I'm away from the computer all day, just thinking about what I'm gonna do when I get home.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 12:00 | 1958726 schadenfreude
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Fantastic work WB7

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 12:52 | 1959001 TruthInSunshine
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I prefer Sarkdraghel.

Sat, 12/10/2011 - 09:27 | 1965825 thewhitelion
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A play on Archangel?

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:09 | 1958120 Spooky Polish
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one word : 



Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:42 | 1957993 YBNguy
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Now just imagine it rocking out to the Bunga Bunga love tracks while razing the markets.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:21 | 1959217 Dr. Kenneth Noi...
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And Drakozel evolves to Drakonankel!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:21 | 1957937 Martial
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Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:22 | 1957938 knight99
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you guys made them look better than reality.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:36 | 1957984 cossack55
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It should worry WB7 that I also first thought of Heironymous Bosch as the best artist to render (unto) Ceaser.  Good work WB. 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:44 | 1959402 williambanzai7
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His work is extremely detailed and not easily manipulated.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:22 | 1957940 1835jackson
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bringing sexy back

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:05 | 1957945 Construct
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Those three men are mighty sexy.


Oh shit SÄPO (Swedens Intelligence Agency) of Sweden just called to tell me that they will keep me unemployed for another 12 years for talking down to EU.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 12:11 | 1958779 williambanzai7
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Your pic is clever as opposed to cleavage ;-)

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:24 | 1957946 bank guy in Brussels
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Drakozel, Drakozel, let down your hair

Print up the euros and all will be fair.


Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:33 | 1957969 LawsofPhysics
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LOL!  Yeah, can't wait to be a trillionaire.  Possession was already nine tenths of the law, after this next round of printing it will be all that matters.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:28 | 1957955 knight99
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Can we get a link for the conference it would be appreciated.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:31 | 1957959 PaperBear
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The 2-headed Merkozy is dead, long live the 3-headed Drakozel.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:31 | 1957963 SilverIsKing
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Just as today we refer to paintings by Renoir as "A Renoir" or by Picasso as "A Picasso", a few years from now, folks will refer to WB's works as "A Banzai".

Well done WB.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:42 | 1957965 Mercury
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The hydra is centralized, bureaucratic government in general: two reptilian, poison belching heads replacing any one head.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:51 | 1958033 Zero Govt
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isn't that the EU construct from Day 1

.and from Heath on the British parliament has kept the dasterdly plan from Joe Public... all 3 old Parties are in such a pickle wanting more 'in' as the ivory towers of Brussels crack and crumble

...'Call Me Tosser' Cameron will be the fall guy ...couldn't happen to a nicer twat

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:33 | 1957968 hugovanderbubble
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=Downgrade Rating After Killing Orderly ZIRP Enviroment Laws

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 12:12 | 1958789 williambanzai7
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Are you with the military or Geithner? ;-)

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:37 | 1957986 GMadScientist
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Next frame: each of the heads is biting the neck below one of the other heads.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:38 | 1957988 Orange Pekoe
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Now that's art.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:43 | 1957997 Cheeky Bitch
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Welcome to Drakozel Hotel for Life

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:43 | 1957998 slackrabbit
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How perfect...and rememeber its a Hydra

Cut off one head - two more will appear!!!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:55 | 1958701 falak pema
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That's awesome, can WB's drakozel do that for my nuts? Old ones cut off, new one will appear, two to one guaranteed!

I wouldn't cut off my old ones until I get a true CDS from drakozel himself.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:46 | 1958013 GFORCE
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Drakozel? Some people need to get a life.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:02 | 1958079 Cheeky Bitch
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Those people have a new life Drakozel bitch!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:53 | 1958040 JenkinsLane
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Thanks William

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:53 | 1958043 buckethead
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 "Because after all, the "Honk" Paulson doctrine of terrifying everyone into debt slavery and out of sovereignty, or else face certain annihilation is now the only strategy left for the mortally wounded global ponzi scheme."


Using what has been proven to be effective.^


General Population more educated this time around?



Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:57 | 1958054 williambanzai7
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HT to Tyler for coming up with the Drakozel Dragon idea last night.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:02 | 1958078 f16hoser
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European Monetary Policy: Monkey's Fucking a Football

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:05 | 1958097 falak pema
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what drakozel says it does

what drakozel kisses it burns

what drakozel sees it yearns

what drakozel eats it turds

How is drakozel different to us?

It isn't thats what makes it so tuff

we can see the enemy and we see us!


Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:10 | 1958132 thechainrule
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Before the end of the year there should be a "Best Of Zerohedge" post with a section dedicated solely to graphics, this graphic should be damn near #1.  Holy damn that's hilarious. 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:11 | 1958138 kralizec
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Heh, that is really good!

But it could use some animation!

; )

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:11 | 1958139 PulauHantu29
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William Blake would be proud of you all.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:12 | 1958147 PulauHantu29
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Jerry Springer is wating to sign up Drakozel on his show..all three at once.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:13 | 1958151 catch edge ghost
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Ah. Now I understand the problem.  Chuck Norris can't fight that.  You're gonna need like a Harry Potter or a Red Sonja.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:13 | 1958152 Shylockracy
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This picture is disturbingly realistic except that what is here depicted as the three heads are in fact the three sphincters. The heads are, of course, invisible.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:33 | 1958245 evolutionx
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With most of the world’s major economies as well as the financial system bankrupt, there is only one solution that can save the world economy. Like in the Greek tragedies, Deus ex Machina is now the only way that the world can avoid a total economic collapse. This would involve God being lowered down onto the world stage and miraculously saving the plot.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:35 | 1958261 williambanzai7
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We Lready have Douche Bags Maximum

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:58 | 1958410 Jumbotron
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What might actually be a better mythological analogy would be the chimera.


Like this one....

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:08 | 1958465 Richard Chesler
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The squid has a face.


Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:29 | 1958599 stiler
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or a biblical analogy: Satan was the highest cherub, has 4 faces.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 12:42 | 1958959 Piranhanoia
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Now I am really concerned.  Draco looks enough like Stephen Colbert to be replaced by Stephen Colbert.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:45 | 1959414 williambanzai7
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You're right. Too bad his audience generally has no idea who The Dragi is.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:32 | 1959296 non_anon
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the Markozy

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:21 | 1959663 soopy
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Haha Honk.

-C. Lagarde

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:09 | 1959932 earleflorida
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alittle intransigent,... yet tastefully  subtle and obfuscated symbolism that only "the humor of philosophy" via chinese folklore could pen ___ by george kao-1946c.

"The Tiger and the Fox"

King Hsuan of Ch'u [*USA ?] asked his ministers [Mighty Ben and Tiny Tim?], saying, "I have been told that the people in the north [EZ - north?] are in mighty fear of Choi Hsi-hsu [Drakozel?]. Is it true?"

For a moment no one answered, but finally Chiang I [ECB?] answered thus: "The tiger [FRB] hunts all beasts [CB?] and devours them. One day it caught a fox [Draghi?] and was about to devour it when the fox said, 'You must not eat me, for I have been appointed by God [GS?] as the king of beasts and you will be disobeying the mandate [Brussels & M.Treaty?] of God if you eat me. If you do not believe me , follow and see for yourself if the animals [Sovereigns/ Sarkozy & Merkel?] do not flee from me.' The tiger agreed and indeed all the beasts of the forest [EU/EZ?] fled when they saw the fox and tiger. The tiger did not realize that the animals fled because of fear of himself but thought that they were indeed afraid of the fox. Now Your Majesty rules  over a land of five thousand `li and has a million men bearing arms [MIC]. You have delegated your powers to Choi Hsi-hsu. Therefore, in fearing Choi Hsi-hsu, the people of the north are actually fearing your army, just as the animals in reality fear the tiger and not the fox." {* JMO}

thanks tyler and fb7

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 19:54 | 1961176 Stax Edwards
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Fri, 12/09/2011 - 09:10 | 1962422 M.B. Drapier
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Enter the Draghi!

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