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Here Come The Statements Following Greece-Merkozy Three Way: Europe Agrees To Not Blow Itself Up

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Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:02 | 1669450 TradingJoe
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Yeah! Acording to Algos' latest move...they like it!

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:04 | 1669462 redpill
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Well obviously this is bullish for US equities...


...for some reason...


...that no one can actually articulate...


Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:06 | 1669476 Misean
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The uncertainty of the Greek situation is solved! The zEuro credit crunch was transitory and has passed! Green shoots are shooting! Dog and cats etc...

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:07 | 1669487 john39
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problem solved.  buy stocks!  whew, things were getting scary there for awhile.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:13 | 1669516 slewie the pi-rat
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Peace In Our Time

trust me

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:17 | 1669546 Ancona
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Greece Merkozy three way?!?!

I just got a mental picture of Sarkozy and Merkel sixty nining on a conference table with Papandreou peeking from the closet pulling one off.

Thanks for the image douchebag.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:38 | 1669649 X.inf.capt
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Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:50 | 1669666 Pegasus Muse
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That Press Release --- it's all Greek to me.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 15:55 | 1670062 X.inf.capt
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LOL. GO ...11TH ACR....

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 20:35 | 1671167 NoClueSneaker
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I'll do you a favour and translate it to you  in serbian/croatian:


... STISNUT I PRDNUT ... (*)



* contracting arsehohle tight, and wanting to fart inspite ...

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:41 | 1669667 Melin
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trying to keep my breakfast down here Francisco.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:36 | 1669645 Sudden Debt
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To bad the voters of Germany and France don't agree.



Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:09 | 1669504 Comay Mierda
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just another part of the algo circle-jerk ponzi scheme

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:16 | 1669542 Mactheknife
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Just wait till the algos get a load of the Phily Fed index tomorrow.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:23 | 1669583 TruthInSunshine
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Greece's Prime Minister tells world that Merkel begged him to ensure Greece remains part of European Union, and that she even went so far as to tell him that without Greece as an EU Member, "life wasn't worth living."

In other news, Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao has pledged to wipeout the debts of his own nation, PIIGS+France+U.K, Japan and the United States, by tomorrow at the latest, because "it's the right thing to do at the right time."

Wen Jiabao also was struck with the notion of buying a couple hundred million shares of BAC while having his balls waxed by a concubine.



Wed, 09/14/2011 - 15:03 | 1669771 alien-IQ
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what makes that post so funny is that it is, at this point, a completely plausible CNBC/Bloomberg report.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:09 | 1669502 P Rankmug
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Rally on, Garth!

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:14 | 1669529 waylon153
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Damn, Greece is so broke that can't even afford their own speechwriter - they borrowed Obama's.  Is there anything they won't borrow?

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:15 | 1669537 Id fight Gandhi
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Fuck this shit.

All it means is a bunch of fuckers will continue to lie to our faces as the world burns and insult our intelligence by saying it's all under control.

Then it will all blow up when Greece doesnt follow thru again. Fuck em fuck em.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:21 | 1669571 Translational Lift
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I'm a heroin addict and promise to never shoot-up again.....really.....honest.....for sure....really!!

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 15:52 | 1669996 Miles Kendig
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Especially if you give me money so I can eat and have a place to sleep and buy baby formula and have a cell phone so you can call me and cable and internet and a car and a gas card and ..... I PROMISE not to use any more heroin

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:31 | 1669622 fishface
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They lied already, how can a conference call solve this problem?

Its just the Papa Merkozy  threeway

Now they have to go back to parliament and start the real orgy

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:38 | 1669654 youngman
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Just a little conference call and its all good....I wonder if they used Skype????  With Obama speeking everyday...and these press releases every hour....I am going NUTZ

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:48 | 1669690 Divided States ...
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Meetings dont work, just look at what we have achieved with the previous two years of FOMC meetings. Usually, instead of talking about serious issues, we end up talking about the game last night or the new chick with the bod from the office next door.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:46 | 1669680 EscapeKey
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“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.”

Joseph Goebbels.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 15:10 | 1669824 macholatte
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Yea baby!

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Wed, 09/14/2011 - 20:42 | 1671262 NoClueSneaker
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Oh shit, me n00b ...


I thought it was that Jean-Claude Juncker guy ...

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:03 | 1669454 Misean
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Ah good. It's all settled then. Glad the systemic instabilities were that easy to solve.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:03 | 1669456 Cdad
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Conference call catalyst.  We are scraping the bottom of the barrel for catalysts these days.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:04 | 1669460 New_Meat
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"Greece-Merkozy Three Way"

Not a pretty mental image, not at all.

- Ned

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 15:55 | 1670061 Miles Kendig
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The ost-est with the most-est gold still attracts the climbers

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:05 | 1669466 redpill
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See?  All we needed was a conference call.  Problem solved.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:05 | 1669468 Mongo
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Farce You!

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:05 | 1669471 Segestan
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Political cowards.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:18 | 1669561 GeneMarchbanks
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Not at all. Huge balls actually. Let's see how the next batch of austerity is greeted.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:06 | 1669473 agent default
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So what do the Greeks have to gain from this?  Instead of just admiting that Greece is bankrupt they will force bankruptcy on the population just for the sake of staying in the Eurozone.

This is bullshit and will not end well.  There will be blood.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:08 | 1669492 Misean
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A Gyro it doesn't have to pay for until next Tuesday...

Free Euros for a Gyro....

or something

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:13 | 1669524 SheepDog-One
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I thought they already tried the 'force the bankruptcy on the people to fix it' and it ended up in massive riots?

So...we'll just try that again? 

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:08 | 1669482 spiral_eyes
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Sixteen shades of bullshit.

The more they bail, the bigger the crash will be in the end.

You can't have a successful economic system based on bad economics.

Mother nature guarantees it.


Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:15 | 1669535 Clorox Cowboy
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Bring on the crash!!!

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:06 | 1669483 SheepDog-One
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Denial is not just a river in Egypt.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:12 | 1669512 TradingJoe
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Heh, good one Sheep!

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:14 | 1669530 SheepDog-One
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I'm ready to see the Greek riots flare again!

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:16 | 1669538 dwdollar
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I wonder what Samuel Clemens would think of this farce if he were alive today.  Probably be here on Zerohedge I suspect.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 15:12 | 1669836 whstlblwr
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Yes, Steinbeck too.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:07 | 1669484 Gubbmint Cheese
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Phew - crisis averted.

Now we can go back to buying the crap out of stocks.. or is that 'back to buying crap stocks'??


Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:08 | 1669495 agent default
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Crap stocks.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:07 | 1669490 Mae Kadoodie
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PapaAngelaNicolas.  Say it 3X fast!

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