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Here Comes FIATtackWatch: Ben "Big Brother" Bernanke Goes Watergate, Prepares To Eavesdrop On Everything Mentioning The Fed

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Two weeks ago, the media's heart went aflutter when it learned that the president had borrowed a page right out of ole' Joe McCarthy's communist witch hunt book with the launch of Attack Watch. The response by everyone, even fans of Obama, was immediate and brutal. Yet where Obama took about 24 hours to crash and burn, someone else has stepped in with a far stealthier method of ferreting out the traitors amongst us: none other than our old friends, the Federal Reserve Bank of the United States, which in a Request for Proposals filed to companies that are Fed vendors, is requesting the creation of a "Social Listening Platform" whose function is to "gather data from various social media outlets and news sources." It will "monitor billions of conversations and generate text analytics based on predefined criteria." The Fed's desired product should be able to "determine the sentiment [ED:LOL] of a speaker or writer with respect to some topic or document"... "The solution must be able to gather data from the primary social media platforms – Facebook, Twitter, Blogs, Forums and YouTube. It should also be able to aggregate data from various media outlets such as: CNN, WSJ, Factiva etc." Most importantly, the "Listening Platform" should be able to "Handle crisis situations, Continuously monitor conversations, and Identify and reach out to key bloggers and influencers." Said otherwise, the Fed has just entered the counterespionage era and will be monitoring everything written about it anywhere in the world. After all, why ask others to snitch for you and anger everyone as Obama found out the hard way, when you can pay others to create the supreme FIATtack WatchTM using money you yourself can print in unlimited amounts. And once the Internet is completely "transparent", the Fed will next focus on telephone conversations, and finally will simply bug each and every otherwise "private" location in the world. Because very soon saying that "printing money is treason" will be treason, and such terrorist thoughts must be pre-crimed before they even occur.

All we can say is we welcome our new Chairsatan Voldemort overlord. For it is truly he who must not be named henceforth.

From the key section of the RFP, presented in its entirety below:

I. Introduction

Social media platforms are changing the way organizations are communicating to the public Conversations are happening all the time and everywhere.
There is need for the Communications Group to be timely and proactively aware of the reactions and opinions expressed by the general public as it relates to the Federal Reserve and its actions on a variety of subjects.

II. Social Listening Platforms

Social media listening platforms are solutions that gather data from various social media outlets and news sources.  They monitor billions of conversations and generate text analytics based on predefined criteria.  They can also determine the sentiment of a speaker or writer with respect to some topic or document.
The information gathered can guide the organizations public relations group in assessing the effectiveness of communication strategies.

Here are some of the services it can offer:   

o Track reach and spread of your messages and press releases    
o Handle crisis situations    
o Continuously monitor conversations    
o Identify and reach out to key bloggers and influencers    
o Spot emerging trends, discussions themes and topics    

A. Geographic scope of social media sites

The solution must support content coming from different countries and geographical regions. It should also support multiple languages.

B. Content and Data Types

The solution must be able to gather data from the primary social media platforms –Facebook, Twitter, Blogs, Forums and YouTube. It should also be able to aggregate data from various media outlets such as: CNN, WSJ, Factiva etc.

C. Reports and Metrics

The solution must provide real-time monitoring of relevant conversations.  It should provide sentiment analysis (positive, negative or neutral) around key conversational topics.

It must be able to provide summaries or high level overviews of a specific set of topics. It should have a configurable dashboard that can easily be accessed by internal analysts or management.  The dashboard must support customization by user or group access.

The solution should provide an alerting mechanism that automatically sends out reports or notifications based a predefined trigger.

D. FRBNY Technology Integration

The solution must be able to integrate with existing FRBNY technologies such as: Google Search appliance, Lotus notes suite and web trends.It must have support for single sign on or windows integrated authentication.

E. Cost Structure

The solution should offer a flexible pricing structure that can support multiple user licensing.  It should also have the option to base pricing on content volume and usage. Supplier acknowledges an understanding of and agrees to comply with the above minimum solutions requirements.

Full RFP:

 

 

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Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:48 | 1707897 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Debt Brother is watching you

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:49 | 1708141 nmewn
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Can they get anymore paranoid?...I'm seriously LMFAO!!!

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 17:14 | 1708532 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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My thought exactly.  I wonder what they are worried about?  Not the SHTF!

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 18:38 | 1708714 JW n FL
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They are selling us the idea that we matter.. which we dont.. and this is just another form of control.. or as I like to describe it.. entertainment for wall street! LOL!!

do they think there are enough critical thinkers in the United States to be a threat to the system of Lobby Whore Corruption? LOL!!

PLEASE!! have some more Flouride Water and Prozac! LOL!!

The U.S. is the Dumbest Country on the planet.. even the poor un-educated people of the World know how to farm and take care of themselves.. we as a nation even lack that!

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 00:45 | 1709478 AustriAnnie
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"Can they get anymore paranoid?"

Just because they're paranoid,

doesn't mean we're not after them.....

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 15:29 | 1708281 OpenEyes
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I kinda thought they were probably doing this already..  the only surprise is that they would be so open about it by sending RFP's that can be leaked..  guess they're not too concerned about people knowing about it anymore.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:33 | 1707837 Blano
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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...........

I was once free.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:42 | 1707881 Sudden Debt
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Master Yoda?

 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:33 | 1707839 Sudden Debt
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The sad part is that 99% of all the lemmings already think that this crisis is caused by the media....

so they welcome the sensoring machine and think it will all go away....

So sad that instead of doing something about the problem they go communist style media blackout and sensoring....

It won't work. I hope.

The economic monarchs are going to battle against the expendables....

 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:50 | 1707903 Sophist Economicus
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Let'em try. Once they come up to your sharp teeth and untiring flailing arms, I give them about 10 seconds before they beat a hasty retreat or get chewed into ribbons and beaten to a bloody pulp!

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 00:48 | 1709482 AustriAnnie
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idk, I think Sudden Debt's avatar just needs a good hug.  

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:33 | 1707840 ivana
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Can we call FED - Those Whose Names Shouldn't Be Spoken?

TWNSBS?

 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:45 | 1707842 Edward Fiatski
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Come on, The Federal Reserve and IRS, which are both privately-owned, foreign corporations have been doing the above data sweeps with the help of NSA for a long time, because these 2 corporations are the core of the social, political and economical system in the United States.

They've admitted to doing it now, though, which means there's no going back - military draft is next to cleanse the system of the opposition and ensure its survival.

Tough luck, USA.

P.S. I often wonder how the United States Republic truly was before WW I, and find myself thinking: it's dead, Jim, better not think about it.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:35 | 1707851 smlbizman
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leave ben {britney} alone....LEAVE BEN {BRITNEY} ALONE!!!!

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:35 | 1707854 Vendetta
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Come on ... do it ... do it .... come on ... come on .. kill me ... I'm here ... come on ... kill me

Movie portrayal of the federal reserve coming for its prey ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOoOP2l_ahQ

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:12 | 1708002 Lord Welligton
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Oh. So that's how the FED dies.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:35 | 1707856 Shvanztanz
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Just like with those DHS videos, where they want everyone to rat on everyone else. The easiest way to protect people from that would be for everyone to send as many snitch tips as they could think of at the exact same time and as often as they could. I assure you, it would collapse the whole concept immediately.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:35 | 1707857 SilverFocker
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And..........the FED get it's own Patriot Act.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 17:09 | 1708522 knukles
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They've already got one.
Called no (essentially) oversight, no audit, not governmental entity, boards are 100% conflicts of interest, immediate response from SS and FBI, etc if ring the bell, can declare any request null and viod under ageis of "national security".

But not to worry, what's another act/law/policy/order/dictate/memo/policy/resolution/procedure/whatever amongst bureaucracies?

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:37 | 1707863 TomJoad
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Every single commenter on ZH should submit a bid. 

I absolutely will.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:45 | 1707891 bid the soldier...
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And fingerprints. Or DNA. Your call.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:20 | 1708029 snowball777
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Stool samples.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 15:22 | 1708259 Hulk
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Thats a bit much. I say we all go to the annual ZH asparagus fest and then go piss on the fed steps...

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 17:23 | 1708548 knukles
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OK, I'll use a pile of deer nuggets from the golf course! 

Oh Man!  Package and sell 'em on e-Bay.

"Government Approved Stool Samples for Government Stool Sample  Approval"
                           -Note: Warranty to be completed in triplicate, use hard number one pencil or blue ink only, do not mark or think outside the box, do not bend, fold, spindle, mutilate, question or ridicule, for use by individuals approved by Governmental Sampling as healthy, upstanding Patriots, not applicable to naturally born American citizens with proper documentation who must use alternate frm USSSASS (US Stool Sample Approval Sample Selection) Guide #3. Do not mix with water, alcohol, fruit juice, soda or any other liquid, or other such in frozen or other gasseous state, object  whether physical, mineral or imaginary as effeicacy may be impaired, or otherwise rendered redundant,    No excuses will be tolerated nor misunderstandings accepted under any circumstances other than Members of Congress who are hereby exempt and have all sorts of excuses anyhow, large campaign contributors and illegal aliens.  

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:35 | 1708082 MsCreant
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Beautiful.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:38 | 1707866 dwdollar
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Who was it about +6 months ago creating Bernanke and Geithner desktop "screenshots"?

Looks like we have another app for those...

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:41 | 1707877 bugs_
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The HFT robots will have to keep their voices down when they are talking to each other.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:41 | 1707878 end da fed
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is there a way to change my username?

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:45 | 1707889 Infinite QE
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I recommend a change to Extend da Fed.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:48 | 1707896 bid the soldier...
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Yes. Followed by a tasteful funeral.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:55 | 1707927 RSloane
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LOLOL!!

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:42 | 1707880 ArkansasAngie
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I don't know how you put the genie back in the bottle but using social media as a means to effect attitudes toward policy is down right scary.

At the very least if you take any money from the government for influencing opinion your avatar should be stamped Government monitor/moderator/lobbyst

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 16:27 | 1708414 Prometheus418
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It's only scary if you're a wimp.

Nobody said you get to be free just because you want it- you have to fight to maintain the right to freedom.  You may be worried, but I am not.  This represents a leveling of the playing field in many respects- where before, you had bumper stickers and cardboard signs to make your views known, while they had TV and radio, you now have the means and ability to craft and disseminate arguments and propiganda of your own for the cost of an ISP fee.

So stop whining, and get back to work.  They're not going to arrest you, they're declaring an argument- if you've waited this long, you're already behind the curve, so get to it.

If you want the world to change, then fucking change it.  Don't wait for a savior- he ain't coming.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 00:55 | 1709488 AustriAnnie
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Yes, it shows their fear, and the internet's power.

Just keep typing away and commenting away, and when they come to take your laptop away, make sure the web cam is on with a live feed up so everyone can see their desperate tactics to keep control.

If they have to monitor us, they fear us.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:42 | 1707882 supermaxedout
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SS-Reichssicherheitshauptamt From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia RSHA Reichssicherheitshauptamt The RSHA was under the administration of the SS. Reinhard Heydrich, chief of the RSHA, as an SS-Gruppenführer in August 1940. Agency overview Formed September 27, 1939 Preceding agencies Sicherheitspolizei
Sicherheitsdienst Dissolved May 8, 1945 Jurisdiction Germany
Occupied Europe Headquarters Prinz-Albrecht-Straße, Berlin
52°30?26?N 13°22?57?E Employees 50,648 c. February 1944[1] Minister responsible Reichsführer-SS Heinrich Himmler, (1939-1945) Agency executives SS-Obergruppenführer Reinhard Heydrich 1939-1942, Chef der Sicherheitspolizei und des SD
Reichsführer-SS Heinrich Himmler 1942-1943, Chef der Sicherheitspolizei und des SD (Acting)
SS-Obergruppenführer Dr. Ernst Kaltenbrunner 1943-1945, Chef der Sicherheitspolizei und des SD Parent agency Ministry of the Interior (nominally)
Allgemeine SS Child agencies Gestapo
Sicherheitsdienst
Sicherheitspolizei
Kriminalpolizei

The RSHA, or Reichssicherheitshauptamt (Reich Main Security Office[2] or Reich Security Main Office[3] or Reich Security Head Office[4]) was an organization subordinate to Heinrich Himmler in his dual capacities as Chef der Deutschen Polizei (Chief of German Police) and Reichsführer-SS. The organization's stated duty was to fight all "enemies of the Reich" inside and outside the borders of Nazi Germany.

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[edit] Formation

The RSHA was created by Reichsführer-SS Himmler on 27 September 1939 through the merger of the SS intelligence service the Sicherheitsdienst (SD) or Security Service, and the Sicherheitspolizei (SiPo) or Security Police which were nominally under the Interior Ministry. The SiPo was composed of the Geheime Staatspolizei (Gestapo, Secret State Police) and the Kriminalpolizei (Kripo, Criminal Police).[5]

The first chief of the RSHA was SS-Obergruppenführer and General of Police Reinhard Heydrich until he was assassinated in 1942 (following a British-backed Czech operation). Following Heydrich's assassination, Himmler personally took over as acting chief of the RSHA, but in January 1943 delegated the office to SS-Obergruppenführer and General of Police Dr. Ernst Kaltenbrunner, who served as the head of the RSHA for the remainder of World War II.[6] The RSHA acronym for its director was 'CSSD': Chef der Sicherheitspolizei und des SD (English: Chief of the Security Police and of the Security Service).[5]

The organization controlled the security service apparatus for the Reich and the Nazi Party. Its activities included intelligence-gathering, criminal investigation, overseeing foreigners, monitoring public opinion and Nazi indoctrination. Its stated duty was to find and eliminate the "enemies" of the Third Reich.[7] However, included within the list of "enemies" were Jews, Romani people, the "racially undesirable" as well as Communists, Freemasons, pacifists and Christian activists.

The RSHA also oversaw the Einsatzgruppen death squads that followed the invasion forces of the Wehrmacht Heer (German Army) into Eastern Europe. In its role as the nation's and NSDAP's security service, the RSHA coordinated activities among a number of different agencies that had wide-ranging responsibilities within Third Reich.

The RSHA was oftentimes abbreviated when part of correspondence as "RSi-H" so there would be no confusion with the SS department of RuSHA or SS-Rasse- und Siedlungshauptamt (SS Race and Settlement Office).[5]

[edit] Organization

According to British author, Gerald Reitlinger, the RSHA 'became a typical overblown bureaucracy... The complexity of RSHA was unequalled... with at least a hundred sub-sub sections'.[8]

The organization at its simplest was divided into seven offices (German: Ämter)[9]:

  • Amt II, Administration, Law, and Finance, headed by SS-Standartenführer Dr. Hans Nockemann.
  • Amt III, Inland-SD, headed by SS-Gruppenführer Otto Ohlendorf, was the SS information gathering service for inside Germany. It also dealt with ethnic Germans outside of Germany's prewar borders, and matters of culture.
  • Amt VII, Written Records, overseen by SS-Brigadeführer Professor Dr. Franz Six and later by SS-Obersturmbannführer Paul Dittel. It was responsible for "ideological" tasks. These included the creation of anti-semitic, anti-masonic propaganda, the sounding of public opinion and monitoring of Nazi indoctrination by the public.

Amt IV, the Gestapo, and Amt V, the Kripo, together constituted the Sicherheitspolizei (Security Police) or SiPo. It was the SiPo that did most of the work in rounding up Jews, Romani People and other people deemed to be enemies of the Reich and deporting them to the concentration and extermination camps in German Occupied Poland and Ukraine.

The RSHA also supplied security forces on an "as needed" basis to local SS and Police Leaders. After the escape of prisoners from Stalag Luft III in March 1944, for example, it was RSHA personnel who facilitated the "Stalag Luft III murders".

During the earlier part of the fighting in the Soviet Union, the RSHA also had operational control of certain Waffen-SS units which Himmler had withheld from the Army High Command (OKH); these units, the 1st and 2nd SS Infantry Brigades and the SS Cavalry Brigade, were formed from former Standarten of the Totenkopfverbände or concentration camp service. Their role was not to serve in combat, except in emergencies, but to carry out "police and security operations" in occupied territories like the Einsatzgruppen.


Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:57 | 1707938 GOSPLAN HERO
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The Communist East German Stasi was more pervasisve than Hitler's National Socialists.

 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:05 | 1707979 bid the soldier...
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But the Nazis knew how to use black and white photography. Secret police don't look good in color. IMO.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:43 | 1707883 myne
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It's probably not as subversive as it sounds.
HeliBenny is probably just searching for ideas, the poor boy.

He hasn't had an original one yet, why start now?
(Seriously, everything he's done so far is detailed by Minsky's analysis on the 70's.)

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:43 | 1707884 SaveTheBales
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What's everyone so paranoid about?

They're finally watching back.

You sound like you're too busy being suprised to exploit them.  Why?

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:47 | 1707885 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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If Bernanke didn't know about Zero Hedge, he will now.

END the FED

The income tax is unconstitional because it is not apportioned.  Taxes must not be paid on necessities; this is what our founding fathers wrote.  Taxes must be a choice.  If I don't want to buy a house, then I don't pay a tax on it.  But I need to work, I have no choice, and my labor is not to be taxed.

The Federal Reserve is not only illegal, it is a mafia organization that promotes usury against the people of the United States of America, and promotes war by funding the corporate war machine.  Take the Fed down and all of our problems are solved.

Burn it to the ground.....

END the FED

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:46 | 1707893 LoneStarHog
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Dear Federal Reserve,

Cabela's - Celebrating 50 Years As The World's Foremost Outfitter - wishes to thank you for your most recent attempt at tyranny.  In response to your FiAttack Watch, I just processed another bulk order for .45ACP, .223/5.56, .380 and Military 12ga.  Former thanks to Mr. Obozo who also generated similar orders on numerous occasions.  Former thanks to numerous banksters and politicians for other similar orders.

Cabela's wishes you all to keep turning up the tyrannical rhetoric as they are having one hell of a 50th Anniversary.

Yours truly in Bushmaster, Glock, KelTec and Mossberg,

LoneStarHog

P.S. Have a nice day, FUCKERS!

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:38 | 1707898 infinity8
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suck it FED! and BYOB!!

Ben You're OUT Bernanke!!

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:49 | 1707899 medicalstudent
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uckfe ethe ederalfe eservere.

 

unchbe ofe lyuge itchezbe.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:52 | 1707914 bid the soldier...
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Ebay airfulkay.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:50 | 1707906 Zola
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Ok so I guess i will oblige then : THIS MESS WILL NOT END UNTIL THE PEOPLE TAKE IT UPON THEMSELVES TO PUNISH THESE CORRUPT AND WORTHLESS ASSHOLES IN CHARGE CURRENTLY .  

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:52 | 1707912 lolmao500
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Totally unconstitutional.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:15 | 1708015 Long-John-Silver
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When has that stopped them in the past 100 years?

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:53 | 1707918 Out9922
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Ron Paul must be #1 on their list

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:55 | 1707931 RSloane
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So, which name do you guys think Bernanke is posting under?

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:58 | 1707945 end da fed
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fuckingassholewithaphD

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:04 | 1707972 RSloane
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Hahaha!!

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:13 | 1708008 end da fed
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imadouchebag

 

 

 

i could have a lot of fun with this

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:40 | 1708110 MsCreant
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And you do need a new name...

Maybe Ben is Million$Bonus?

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 22:39 | 1709238 tip e. canoe
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Tyler Durden

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 23:22 | 1709310 bid the soldier...
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tip e. canoe

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 00:05 | 1709398 tip e. canoe
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"and I would have got away with it if weren't for those pesky kids"

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:56 | 1707933 bbbilly1326
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Hi Guys, go to this site at the White House website and sign this petition asking the President to appoint a Task Force aimed specifically at uncovering and criminally prosecuting control fraud at the biggest US investment banks.

Bill
https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/uncover-and-prosecute-control-fraud-us-investment-banking/MRf10N8f

This is the short url:   http://wh.gov/41C

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:56 | 1707935 SparkySC
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Ben teabags Pierponty.

 

 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:58 | 1707942 Hman
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What a Vampire ... he would not leave until all the blood of all nations including their unborn children is sucked dry....

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:00 | 1707951 Hulk
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ZH switching to the Apache language on my mark. We are all codetalkers now...

NohwiTaa yaaká'yú dahsíndaahíí Nizhi'íí dilzîhgo bígózîh le'.
Nant'án nlîîhíí begodowáh.
Hagot'éégo ánniiyú yaaká'yú benagowaahíí k'ehgo ni'gosdzán biká'yú alhdó' begodolníílh.
Díí jîî daahiidââ doleelhíí nohwá ágonlhsî.
Hadíí nchô'go nohwich'î' ádaaszaahíí bighâ baa nágodent'ââhíí k'ehgo néé alhdó' nchô'go ádaasiidzaahíí bighâ nohwaa nádaagodin'áah.
Nanohwída'dintaah yune' onohwoníílh hela',
áídá nchô'go at'ééhíí bits'â'zhî' hanánohwihi'níílh.
Dahazhî' dawa bá nant'áá,
lha'íí ninawodíí itisyú át'éhi,
lha'íí ízisgo ánt'éhi dahazhî' bee sínzîî doleelh.
Doleelhgo at'éé.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:28 | 1708047 slewie the pi-rat
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my last romantic interest~~i came to see her as an apache...

if this info is going public, it for sure means they have already been doing it & working up to totality (achieving totality under latter bush II?) since The Latter Greenspam-early chairsatan daze

welcome to the NWO

...traitorous comrade BiCheZ!!!

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 15:26 | 1708273 The Deleuzian
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You too Slewie!

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 15:01 | 1708190 The Deleuzian
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Hulk: You also have been 'greyed' for quite a while!

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 15:04 | 1708198 tomreagan
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No need for Hail Mary's...or is there ECB? How about this, a new reality TV Show similar to the Running Man. We give Big Ben an annual salary of $24k and watch him as he shops for food, pays for gas, goes to the proctologist (Dr. Paul?), saves for retirement, and finds a job. Pay-for View. Use the proceeds to pay down the debt.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 22:36 | 1709232 tip e. canoe
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amen

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:00 | 1707952 lolmao500
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Is this just set up or it needs to be passed by congress?

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:00 | 1707953 bbbilly1326
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Hi Guys, go to this site at the White House website and sign this petition asking the President to appoint a Task Force aimed specifically at uncovering and criminally prosecuting control fraud at the biggest US investment banks.

Bill
https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/uncover-and-prosecute-control-fraud-us-investment-banking/MRf10N8f

This is the short url:   http://wh.gov/41C

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:31 | 1708069 DalaiLamaInAShark
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Hey dipshit!  This is a phishing site!  https://WWWS!!!!!!!!!!

 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:37 | 1708093 DalaiLamaInAShark
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I appologize.  My hasty mistake.  I seems the WH lets you make your own petition site.  This is legit!

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:02 | 1707954 Ponzi Unit
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Anyone remember Poindexter and TIA -- Total Information Awareness?

Total Information Awareness (TIA) is the name of a massive U.S. data mining project focused on scanning travel, financial and other data from public and private sources with the goal of detecting and preventing transnational threats to national security. TIA has also been called Terrorism Information Awareness. The program was part of the Homeland Security Act and, after its creation in January 2003, was managed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA). In



September 2003, U.S. Congressional negotiators agreed to terminate the program and ceased funding. in 2006, however, news agencies reported that software developed for it had been shifted to other agencies, specifically the National Security Agency (NSA).

TIA initiatives included a massive counter-terrorism database and advanced methods for data collection, processing and analysis. At the time, technology capable of accomplishing some of the program's data mining goals had not yet been invented. For example, one component of the system was a technology that enabled unilingual English speakers to monitor information in other languages. To that end, DARPA began awarding contracts for the design and development of TIA system components in August, 2002.

A number of privacy rights organizations, such as the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU), expressed concerns that the program would gather the personal information of private citizens indiscriminately and would not be held publicly accountable. While legislative negotiators in Congress (who terminated the project under DARPA) agreed, many of the programs developed under TIA are currently used to gather and analyze data at the NSA.

 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:01 | 1707959 Rock the Casbah
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What a poorly written RFP.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:04 | 1707967 Absalon
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You either want the Fed to be informed about what the public is saying or you don't.  I prefer that they do.  If you post something to a public web site you have no right to complain about what is done with that post.

 

Personally I would love an application that could do analysis of, say, comments on ZH so that I did not have to read 500 comments but rather could read a computer generated summary laying out the three or four alternate viewpoints.

 

Look on the bright side.  This sort of analysis might come back and say that ZH is more reliable and more influential than the Wall Street Journal and that Ben needs to start reading ZH.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:04 | 1707970 DalaiLamaInAShark
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This is NOTHING compared to what the NSA can do.  Big Brother is already watching.  On social media sites, you are sacrificing the security of the information you post by default. So what's the big deal?

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:05 | 1707978 anonnn
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re Glennn Greenwald on Cass Sunstein's Orwellian input to TOTUS:

http://www.salon.com/news/opinion/glenn_greenwald/2010/01/15/sunstein

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:06 | 1707980 james85306
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Research into and gathering information on public opinion is nothing new and hardly worth the abbrasive attack you've given it.  Every advertising firm does it.  Every company selling product does it.  It is not what you portray it to be.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:11 | 1708001 Ponzi Unit
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QUESTION: Do we have a representative from the co-intel op in Mr. james85306?

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:29 | 1708054 pauhana
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I don't think you get the point.  Public opinion is easily discernible.  It's the government monitoring of individuals expressing that opinion that we 4000 have a problem with. 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 15:04 | 1708199 Absalon
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I don't think that real public opinion is readily discernible.  There are two many people trying to spin or interpose their interpretation of events for mainstream media to be an accurate reporter of public opinion.  If you really want to know what is going on with public opinion you may want to monitor blog comments, facebook posts and twitter feeds.  I suspect that the flow of online searches is a better source for what is on peoples minds.

 

There may be advantages for all if Bernanke could get better information.  For example, it might be better if he had real time data on sales from major chain stores and credit card companies. 

 

No one gives a rat's ass about the identity of one momma's boy sitting in his mom's basement in his underwear posting to ZH.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 18:35 | 1708706 Prometheus418
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That is sort of what I was telling my fiancee when we were heading back from the grocery store this evening, and discussing this.  While it does feel slimy and I'm not a fan- I can't say that I do anything different than what they are proposing.  When I'm interested in the "real story" about anything that involves public opinions, comment sections are the place to look.

Seeing as all the comments about the FED are negative these days, it might be the slap in the face the guy needs to stop being a traitor, and start doing the right thing by his countrymen.  Probably not, but one can hope.

And I'm still not too worried- far from being TBTF, I am TSTN (Too small to notice.)

Tyler might be getting a job offer, though.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 01:02 | 1709499 AustriAnnie
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You can bet when public sites are monitored and certain bloggers/commenters are singled out, their private e-mails, etc will be handed over in the name of national security.

This is just the official "public" monitoring system.  You can bet that it goes far deeper than monitoring public info.  If they were just monitoring public information they'd google "Fed" and click on "Forums".  This goes beyond finding out what's being said.  They want to "CONTINUALLY MONITOR" those who are saying it.

 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:50 | 1708145 MsCreant
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Let's say you have a point. It is bad fucking judgement if they can't see that folks will interpret it this way.

Please answer me this? Why do they need to "Market?" What product are they selling us that they could sell better if they do this? They are NOT like everyone else! They are not clearly private sector (though technically they are supposed to be). They are the nation's bank. You mean I can chose a differnt one? Is there a competitor? Is their competitor doing marketing research like this too so they need to keep up to stay profitable?

RIIIIIGHT!

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 22:33 | 1709222 tip e. canoe
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all that glitters baby...

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:08 | 1707989 Sofa King
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I'm going to miss honest financial sites. Taylor, it's been real,brother.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:09 | 1707990 Van Halen
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They told me that if I voted for John McCain we'd have government ruthlessly monitoring our every move - and they were right!

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:09 | 1707994 Ponzi Unit
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Land of the free! Who said in 2003 (?) "You'd better watch what you say."

So glad I enjoy the constitutional protections of the 1st amendment.

Now the monopolists want to monopolize 100% of the communication space, since 99% won't do.

 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:10 | 1707999 israhole
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Welcome to the Jew World Order.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:23 | 1708021 Ponzi Unit
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Pure coincidence, all those Jewish names at the top of the org charts in banking, finance, media, to say nothing of central banking. What Jewish influence?

The impoverished, desperate Palestinians are making a legitimate and long overdue bid for a 2-state solution and Yahoo news runs this headline...

Palestinian leader rejects intl peace blueprint

suggesting Palestinians are somehow against peace.

Fuck Zionism.

 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:12 | 1708006 RSloane
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There are almost 4,000 views of this article. I guess that covers the Fed staff.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:13 | 1708007 pauhana
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I want my country back! 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:14 | 1708012 sabra1
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will i get kicked twice if i say i'm Fed up with oBLAHma?

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:15 | 1708013 madmax1965
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END THE FED! got to go, there is someone at the door. 

Peace out bitchez

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:15 | 1708017 onlooker
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There is a reason for all to be cautious. For those that remember Kent State, a death in the street of Wall Street would be an event or huge proportions World Wide. Not to take sides but this is a worry for all sides. Maybe Wall Street needs to meet with the People to tone this down. just thinkin

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 15:07 | 1708208 Absalon
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Maybe Wall Street needs to meet with the People to tone this down. just thinkin

 

No. Wall Street needs to stop trying to cheat everyone else.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 22:30 | 1709124 tip e. canoe
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fact is, "Wall St." cheats, it was built that way.  (the house always wins brother)  so what?   deal with it or don't play.   that's not the problem.   the problem is that the lives of those who choose not to play in any way are still being dictated by the decisions of those on "Wall St." due to government sponsorship (directly and indirectly) of their activities through giving the "Lords of Wall St." (through their minions, the FED) control of the currency, while mandating that everyone else transact their entire economic lives with same said currency.   that's the fucking problem.

give us the choice of something else besides the FRN (and attached 'income tax') if and when we choose to use it and we got no reason to bitch.   simple as that.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:18 | 1708022 buzlightening
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 fed up citizens will be rounded up and shot at dawn. 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:21 | 1708031 Getting Old Sucks
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Let's think of some kind of code to start using when they finally get it up and running.  Something like Pig Latin or spelling pertinant words backwards? LOL

The devil is scared that all people will finally know his true identity.  On that day though, and this applies to all TPTB, the smiles will come off their faces, the checkbook will be put away, they will confiscate everything not belonging to them, and pull the guns out.  They will proclaim to all:  Yes, you are right.  Now, slaves, get back to work or die!

Russia and China must be laughing their asses off.

 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:32 | 1708071 Alex Kintner
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Shhh. You must not mention the Englishway otay Igpay Atinlay Anslatortray to anyone.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 19:19 | 1708818 Prometheus418
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No.

That's what 3leetsp33k was about, and it not only doesn't work, it's now just a rediculous proto-language for script kiddies.

This is not "run-and-hide" time- this is grow a pair and fight back time.  For god's sake, it's just a bunch of pompous bankers in suits with snarky attitudes- not 15 foot tall martian kung-fu experts that can incinerate you with their eyes.  

If you "shut your face and know your place" now, it's over.  You and your children will never know freedom in your lifetimes.  Fight with words as long as you can, and accept that "they" might read them.  When that time is over, fight with bullets.  If you run out of bullets, fight with rocks, and if you still haven't won, claw their fucking eyes out as they drag you to the gallows.

There is no other choice, if you want to be free.  There are millions standing behind every one that is brave enough to speak.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 01:21 | 1709519 AustriAnnie
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@Prometheus418, I'm with you.

Our fear of being singled out for being a "dissenter" is their power to squash dissent.  Its the tactic used by any figure of authority, from sports coach, to teacher, to parent, to military, to tyrannical governments.  They monitor, single people out, punish them to make an example.

We know, by looking at history, what happens when they come for your neighbor and you, out of fear, remain silent.

Lets give them some dissent to squash!  Let em have it!  Overwhelm them with dissent till they have nightmares of a mob coming at them with pitchforks.

 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:24 | 1708036 RyanW525
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Change you can believe in....

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 20:44 | 1709020 Jena
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and the most transparent regime in our country's history...

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:24 | 1708038 gnomon
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We need to follow only one maxim as we go through the next decade:

"Live Free, Die Free"

If each of us follows that, (and there are still plenty of us in the U.S. who agree with that sentiment), then either Big Brother will decide not to cross the Rubicon, or we will make him wish that he had stayed on the other side. 

 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:24 | 1708040 Alex Kintner
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Ha. Orwell called this eavesdropping by the Thought Police. Do not diviate from Group Think. You can guarentee everyone on this blog is now on the Watchlist.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 01:22 | 1709523 AustriAnnie
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I was on the watch list when I was 8 years old.  I still sleep at night.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:25 | 1708043 donis
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i sleep better knowing our federal reserve yearns for better analytics, and i think term limits should be done away with by way of a super comity consensus...  thats all i have time for now, i must re-engage myself on weekend loyalty time. i work for the greatest company on earth.

 

god bless amaerica, and god bless benny.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:33 | 1708073 slewie the pi-rat
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is this the line where we get our chip implants?

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 15:14 | 1708235 bid the soldier...
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You had yours last night. We didn't want to wake you.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 19:17 | 1708816 slewie the pi-rat
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well. they did wake me

but they told me it was my mercury-free flu vaccine

so, you guys enjoy standing in line, i'm outta here!

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:26 | 1708044 donis
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Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:29 | 1708062 LoneStarHog
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The Bernank gets the response to his latest Princeton Brainstorm <> http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa466/lonestarhog1/FEDHEADquartersZe...

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:31 | 1708067 somethingelse
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Recalls the machine at Wayne Enterprises in "The Dark Knight"

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:34 | 1708077 Narcolepzzzzzz
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"The best way to take control over a people and control them utterly is to take a little of their freedom at a time, to erode rights by a thousand tiny and almost imperceptible reductions. In this way the people will not see those rights and freedoms being removed until past the point at which these changes cannot be reversed."
Adolf Hitler

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:34 | 1708079 Caviar Emptor
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The RFP is only a diversion: they're already in the pipes, the walls, the ceiling and the basement. 

Military and .gov pay for the internet and own the backbone. 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:35 | 1708080 Dabale arroz a ...
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This Identify and reach out to key bloggers and influencers is what I find most disturbing. I imagine reaching out as it was done to JFK, for example. That is, as in out of reach.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:35 | 1708087 AmericanFUPAcabra
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bbbilly1326: Hi Guys, go to this site at the White House website and sign this petition asking the President to appoint a Task Force aimed specifically at uncovering and criminally prosecuting control fraud at the biggest US investment banks.

 

Bill
https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/uncover-and-prosecute-control-fraud-us-investment-banking/MRf10N8f

This is the short url:   http://wh.gov/41C

 

Why not just give them your social security #, address, and convenient hours when you are home so they can come silence you...

Do they have 1984 in the curriculum still because they think it's funny most of america doesn't see the brutal irony?  Hope Big brother d03snt sp3ak 1337 kekeke ^_^

 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 15:23 | 1708260 Hannibal
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Sign this Petition  "A whitehouse.gov account is required to sign Petitions."

 

I ain't typing in my personal data on a Gov website just to sign a petition.

Fucking kidding me? Do I smell something?

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 01:26 | 1709529 AustriAnnie
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Here, before we will hear your grievances, you have to take this piece of rope and tie it into a noose.  Then you can proceed.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:38 | 1708094 Caviar Emptor
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Global Grand Plan v2.0: Nationalize Europe, Privatize China, push US to Fascism. 

There....problems solved! 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:38 | 1708098 ronaldl79
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From personal experience, I can confirm the following:

1. The Federal Reserve is actively monitoring blogs and social media - I am tracked frequently by Fed members in Denver, Washington, Kansas City, etc

2. The Federal Reserve will use tweets and blogs against the opposition, as they are currently doing with mine

3. The Federal Reserve will lie against influential activists like myself to protect their position in society

This RFP doesn't surprise me at all. Stay tuned for a document dump of truth that will showcase the lengths the Federal Reserve will go to defeat the opposition. It will contain my tweets and much more.

If you are interested in distributing the PDF once it's ready, please let me know. The information is appalling.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 15:11 | 1708223 Absalon
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From personal experience, I can confirm the following.

 

I understand that if you wrap you computer in aluminum foil they can't monitor your online activities anymore.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 20:04 | 1708920 I am Jobe
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U sound like a Scientology Member. Put down the pipe.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 19:31 | 1708851 Prometheus418
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Yes, that's hardly surprising.  There are few who do not either worship or fear "ronaldl79."  

It's a big pond, man.  Calm down and keep up whatever it is that you've got going on.  Going off the deep end is only going to harm whatever credibility you may have had, and you won't be too "influential" for long.  The net is full of shiny-hat wearers with the story you've got to tell.

Hell, we're all on a list somewhere- some moreso than others, but it really comes to nothing.  Do you honestly believe they let Ron Paul walk the streets and even participate in presidental debates, but they're going to come for you any minute?  It's easy to get paranoid, but if you let that happen, you already lost.

 

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 01:31 | 1709541 AustriAnnie
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"Do you honestly believe they let Ron Paul walk the streets and even participate in presidental debates, but they're going to come for you any minute? "

They can't go after Paul, THEN they'd get the revolution they fear.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:40 | 1708107 Robslob
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Remember in movie 1984 where everyone is sitting in an auditrioum yelling and screaming at the big screen...........

 

Fast Forward to 2011 where everyone is doing the exact same thing on the internet but there is no sound......

 

Go to sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep....sleep.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 15:11 | 1708226 bid the soldier...
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Then change channels to "Dancing With The Stars." There's sound. There's screaming. All is right with the Universe.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:42 | 1708113 mfoste1
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fuck glenn beck too, that lace curtain motherfucker

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:44 | 1708115 Caviar Emptor
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Gettin ugly: Watch peaceful female protestors on Wall Street get pepper sprayed

http://www.businessinsider.com/occupy-wall-street-is-getting-ugly-2011-9

And from ABC NEWS: 


‘Occupy Wall Street’ Protests Turn Violent; Video Shows Police Macing Women

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2011/09/occupy-wall-street-protest...

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:51 | 1708151 AmericanFUPAcabra
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At first i thought that was BS because clearly that guy/girl took a swing at a cop, which would be grounds for the peppa, but just straight up macing those girls standing there 2 feet away BEHIND the barricade is LOL. Hope this goes viral

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:55 | 1708165 Caviar Emptor
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Viral already. NYC crawling with cops the for the last week. Crawling. 

Agree with ya

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 01:33 | 1709544 AustriAnnie
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"Hope this goes viral"

It did.  They also posted a slow-motion of it, to show the cop who did it.  Someone followed him and took his pic and got his name/badge.

They posted his name online all over twitter.  I hope people make noise till he is kicked off the NYPD.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:52 | 1708155 Alex Kintner
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Yeah. I saw that video. The ladies were just standing there -- not resisting police at all. The PIG just maced them in the face for nothing. NYPD is apparently the Thug Enforement arm of Wall $treet now.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:57 | 1708174 Caviar Emptor
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Should be no surprise there. If you know the lay of the land it all akes sense, and they're holding back. 

But it will be the same everywhere: governemnt forces shooting to kill in Syria, Yemen, Bahrain, Libya, Egypt.....is only a manifestation of what's to come. 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 21:30 | 1709112 tip e. canoe
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just now?   always have been, always will be (maybe).

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:43 | 1708118 Alex Kintner
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It is soooo fitting that the contact name on the Request for Proposal document sounds like a KGB operative --
Miroslav Katava. Alias for Boris Badenov no doubt.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:46 | 1708129 Caviar Emptor
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Not communist, fascist: where cronies keep their wealth ane everyone else is forced to work for them

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:43 | 1708119 Byte Me
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Well I for one say "Jolly good for the Fudd" and could you please hurry up and fuck my children too please..?

YOU "Doctor" Bennie should be arseraped with a chainsaw, and your worthless goyish carapace strung up - head down from the Statue of Liberty.

You and the manipulative cretins of your ilk and kin who have placed you in your current position are all the biggest cowards that have inhabited this fine planet, because you will NOT accept the DEPRESSION that your policies always had to end in.

Now, to suggest that you can lay claim to an added 'mandate' -- that of playing Gumshoe to the Globe just to (try and)  protect the organisation that you head, is to laugh.

Zyklon B for you and your worthless acomplices would be a waste of a fine German chemical product. Instead you all need ashing, your remains sealing up in EPA approved stainless drums, encasing in rebar concrete and the resulting edifices slung without ceremony into Challenger Deep.

Your very atoms offend me -- come back in a billion years.

The jurisdiction of your fine country does not extend to my domicile. To even think that you might gain such power is as to laugh anew. What, are you going to print the prerogative!!

Sue me

Byte Me

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:47 | 1708130 Parisnights
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Keep it up. you'll all end up on the red or blue lists with Me and Ron Paul and every other real American

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 01:36 | 1709549 AustriAnnie
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T'would be an honor

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:47 | 1708133 Seasmoke
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How much do I know
To talk out of turn
You might say that I'm young
You might say I'm unlearned
But there's one thing I know
Though I'm younger than you
That even Jesus would never
Forgive what you do.

Let me ask you one question
Is your money that good
Will it buy you forgiveness
Do you think that it could
I think you will find
When your death takes its toll
All the money you made
Will never buy back your soul.

And I hope that you die
And your death'll come soon
I will follow your casket
In the pale afternoon
And I'll watch while you're lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I'll stand over your grave
'Til I'm sure that you're dead.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:49 | 1708138 Snakeeyes
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So, I shouldn't be blogging about changing Pandora's Box to Bernanke's Box?

http://confoundedinterest.wordpress.com

 

 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:49 | 1708140 Snakeeyes
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So, I shouldn't be blogging about changing Pandora's Box to Bernanke's Box?

http://confoundedinterest.wordpress.com

 

 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:49 | 1708142 buzzsaw99
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LMFAO

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:49 | 1708143 Parisnights
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The Printing will not stop until morale improves

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 15:04 | 1708197 bid the soldier...
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Morale will not improve until GM again becomes the Alpha star in the constellation of auto makers.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 01:39 | 1709552 AustriAnnie
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Moral will not improve until the printing stops.

There, fixed it.

 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:51 | 1708147 Random_Robert
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Bernanke: "What have I done?"

Soros: " You're fulfilling your destiny, Benjamin. Become my apprentice. Learn to use the dark side of the debt"

Bernanke: " I will do whatever you ask, just please- help me save my legacy- I can't have a post-Fed career without it"

Soros: "To be seen as a great Economist, and a great Central Banker is a power only Volcker has discovered, but IF WE WORK TOGETHER, I'm sure we can discover the secret."

Bernanke: "I pledge myself to your teachings.."

Soros: "The bullshit is strong with yoooouuuuu.... a powerful SHILL you will become.  Henceforth: you shall be known as Darth..... Jackass."

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:51 | 1708149 Gussiefink-nottle
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If the Fed is so worried about the mean things being said about it, maybe it should show a bit more transparency and start its own blog and explain what it has done, what it is doing, and what it is going to do, so we can all understand. For the life of me, I am at a loss to understand its mission statement.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:54 | 1708159 Caviar Emptor
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First shot in the war has already been fired on Wall Street today: 

 

‘Occupy Wall Street’ Protests Turn Violent; Video Shows Police Macing Women

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2011/09/occupy-wall-street-protest...

 

In case ZH blog goes dark tonight, it was nce knowing you all, see you at the barricades

 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 15:38 | 1708299 TruthInSunshine
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<-- Jackbooted Thugs Mace Women Without Legitimate Cause

<-- Law Enforcement Officers Protected Themselves From Imminent Harm

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!