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Here Comes FIATtackWatch: Ben "Big Brother" Bernanke Goes Watergate, Prepares To Eavesdrop On Everything Mentioning The Fed

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Mon, 09/26/2011 - 06:33 | 1710286 In Fed We Trust
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Tyler what is your source for this story and why hasn't Infowars or the Drudge Report cover this??

Is it a Jewish thing?

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:20 | 1707785 mfoste1
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ehh fuck the fed.....

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:35 | 1707850 unky
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hope u read this: fuck you fed

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:40 | 1707875 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Was Ron Paul put on the list ceremonially?


Sun, 09/25/2011 - 18:59 | 1708648 FEDbuster
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Ron Paul is Ben Bernake's Osama Bin Ladin.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 21:46 | 1709135 Tijuana Donkey Show
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More like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, as Bin Laden didn't get on TV and in the press all the time calling him chairsatan, as Mahmoud loved using that analogy. His Bin Laden is someone in the Fed leaking info to Tyler......

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:53 | 1707919 Gohn Galt
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Dear FED,

Send us another bunboy your last one is all used up and there is still is a lot of fucking to be done.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:57 | 1707939 CH1
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+1 - Fuck you Fed!

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:58 | 1707944 mtomato2
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fed sux fed sux fed sux fed sux fed sux fed sux fed sux

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 15:55 | 1708340 Prometheus418
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Dear Federal Reserve:

As much as I would have loved to join in your crusade to preserve the US monetary system and all of it's glorious taxation for interest payments so that my children and grandchildren could also enjoy the wonderful feeling of constant abuse, I must regretfully inform you that due to your ineffective and actively dangerous policies, I have been forced to abandon my beloved Federal Reserve Notes.  I have liquidated them en masse in favor of specie, and should your reckless behavior continue, I will melt my silver and recast it so that I can shoot it directly into your evil fucking werewolf hearts, should you ever come for me and mine.

There, now don't you feel better that you decided to eavesdrop?  

Molon Labe, Bitchez.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 22:36 | 1709231 Another Texan
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Being from Texas it's very difficult to let an opportunity to pick a fight pass by, therefore Fuck the FED and the horse it rode in on!!

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:24 | 1707794 TruthInSunshine
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Federal Reserve and all Fractional Reserve-based Central Banks = attempting to enslave humanity by using fiat as tool of control, working hand-in-hand with the NWO Globalists.

The Bernank = instrument/tool of the dark side.

Arrest The Bernank. Shave his beard. Arrest All Federal Reserve Presidents. Tar & Feather them, put them on trial for sedition.

Revoke the Federal Reserve Acto of 1913.

End the Fed

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:33 | 1707838 LongBallsShortBrains
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--Arrest The Bernank. Shave his beard. Arrest All Federal Reserve Presidents. Tar & Feather them, put them on trial for sedition.--

You might put them on trial BEFORE you Tar & Feather. Makes it seem fair.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:44 | 1708125 spiral_eyes
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"Arrest the Bernank. Shave his beard"

Surely the quote of the day... 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 16:50 | 1708470 Coast Watcher
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Better -- "Pluck his beard." (It really hurts!)

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 18:23 | 1708669 krispkritter
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Fuck that...a BIC lighter works better...

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 18:23 | 1708672 FEDbuster
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I think we would all like to ask him "Where's the money Bernake?" like this:


Sun, 09/25/2011 - 23:49 | 1709344 In Fed We Trust
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HAng him naked by a rope tied to his own helicopter while flying over NYC wearing a robe made of $100 bills.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:35 | 1707853 mfoste1
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dont worry, it will implode on itself.....

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:29 | 1707816 Nobody special
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That goes beyond spying.  It's militarization of the Internet.  

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:59 | 1707949 CH1
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For sure, but they'll make sure the sheep still get FREE SERVICES!

Evil and stupidity - a toxic combination.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:05 | 1707977 dracos_ghost
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And Google, Facebook, Twitter, Bing, Yahoo ..... all do it everyday for advertisers and the Government. But the sheeple seem OK with that.

If you want to talk trash, man up and accept the people you are talking trash about might fight back. It's a good thing. They are showing they are on the run.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:31 | 1707828 scatterbrains
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Now look what you did TD.   This is all Tyler's fault for shining the light on these cockroaches.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:12 | 1708004 Snidley Whipsnae
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I have a message for the Fed to analyze...


Might as well start the dance, eh? If the bastards are going to put me on a list I want to be at the top of the list.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:36 | 1708084 Stoploss
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Sun, 09/25/2011 - 15:01 | 1708175 Au_Ag_CuPbCu
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Just to be very clear when they read this (I don't want the sentiment to be mis-interpreted)  The Fed, The Bernank, The Obama and the whole lot of those scumbags can FUCK OFF!  Got it assholes?  Go fuck yourselves!  I really hope that is clear enough.

On a side note, I wonder how long before the internet is "cleansed" of sites like ZH...

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 15:49 | 1708319 Founders Keeper
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Not long, CuPbCu.

6-18 months.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 23:54 | 1709364 AustriAnnie
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Sadly, I think you are right.  Right after the election, they can do as they wish by "emergency" decree.

The internet will have to go, its the weapon of choice of the discontented.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 01:27 | 1709530 seek
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More like the dragon they lost control of. It's still useful to them to disseminate disinformation, so it won't go -- it'll just be recast without any pretense of anonymity, and some sort of "enforcers" appearing to silence anyone who dissents, or worse, makes the sheep ask uncomfortable questions (or causes them to come to uncomfortable realizations.)

I'm pretty sure we're under the 24 month mark to SHTF.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 11:54 | 2228204 Dapper Dan
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If that happens let's all meet up on the comment section of Paul Krugmans blog!!

OT:  They never lose or go away.

Lehman Brothers Holdings says it has emerged from bankruptcy and will start paying back creditors on April 17 - @Reuters
Sun, 09/25/2011 - 15:14 | 1708231 Gully Foyle
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Dude, if this is announced it's already been applied.

Fear what they don't tell you.

Everyone must serve somebody. Ever watch SPOOKS? Government comes and goes but Harry is a constant.

Strive to be Harry.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 16:31 | 1708417 johnQpublic
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you all notice that there is an email address on this fed proposal for miroslav katava?

lets fill his in-box shall we ?

i already sent him a nice note asking him to fuck himself....dont leave me hanging



Sun, 09/25/2011 - 17:01 | 1708495 FreudianSlip
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Miroslav Katava is probably a 30 something wonk working for the NY Fed, living at home with his parents in New Jersey,

living pay check to pay check and cannot even afford to get his own place.  Miroslav thinks he has a GREAT JOB.  Miroslav has no critical thinking skills.


This is our problem...the Miroslavs slaving at their computers mindlessly doing their "tasks".....whatever they are.  

Miroslav doesn't understand there's another Miroslav doing the same things to him.... all the while the power-money princes give all their greedy self-enriching orders to the endless line of Miroslavs.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 16:37 | 1708433 Gadfly
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Query:  The Fed is a private entity, right?  Not a governmental entity, right (at least that's what I've been told).  So how is it they can gain access to our private information in the first place?  What law gives them the right to do that?

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 18:01 | 1708614 udecker
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The RFP reads like it would monitor public communications on social media.  That means the things that people post that is open for the world to see.  We've put our own lives and opinions out for whomever and whatever to compile into dossiers.  

Of course they're taking advantage of that.  We've published our own lives.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 18:15 | 1708641 WonderDawg
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To answer your first question, yes, the Fed is a private entity. If you care to know who owns the Fed, here is an org chart. It was published in 1976 but it hasn't changed any, as far as I know:


To answer your question of what law gives them the right, laws don't give rights, as a rule, they limit them. There is no law saying the Fed can't gather this information from public forums. It's available to anyone who has the means to gather it.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 22:15 | 1709186 Prometheus418
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Greened for defending actual freedom.

Any one of us can collect information from public forums, even the FED.  We don't have to like it, and we don't have to cater to them.  What we can't actually do is stop them- short of making sites like ZH a paid subscription service with background checks and a bulletproof contract that expressly prohibits data collection.  Even then, the burden of proof would be on the Tylers, and it's just not worth doing.  These forums are free to all- even the asshats.

So, do what you can with the reality of the situation- and that reality is that they are opening up a mic for us to collectively speak to them.  The most likely result is that they might change the tone of thier press conferences, adding a little more "explanation" that will more more bullshit, and maybe start an ad campaign to improve their image.

Real change won't come from this- not on the FED's end, and not on our end, either.  We can't just get scared and start yelling about how there oughta be a law...

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 17:00 | 1708499 Pondmaster
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I'm in - The FED! The FED! 

I'd really like to hear Bernankes answer to the question "Whom do you serve ? ". That would end the Fed . Moneychangers that won't pay a dime in interest . This is not only treason against American savers , but unbiblical in principle . All to serve the um.. urf.. TBTF Banks .

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 17:03 | 1708509 Translational Lift
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such terrorist thoughts must be pre-crimed before they even occur.

Now...where have I heard that before??

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 17:45 | 1708590 iNull
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FEDBOT bitchez.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 20:22 | 1708968 Silver Bug
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Wow the Globe and Mail is up to their garbage again, David Berman a so called "Journalist" writes a pure hit piece on Gold. It is laughable to say the least, and utterly filled with holes. You can see this nonsense linked:




When clowns like this start touting Gold, that is your que to get out of dodge!

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 22:57 | 1709270 MarkTwain00
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If they have gotten to the point they are announcing it publicly that means they already have something 10x scarier tracking us right now
the government continues to find ways to make me realize how idiotic they are or do they want to be seen that way....you mean we don't have a contingency plan for falling satelites?  deepwater oil wells?  hijacked planes? etc.....I find it hard to believe they would even ask our permission to monitor the interwebs....oh and doesn't everyone have a little window to the internet in their pocket 24/7.  They don't need RFID chips.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 23:59 | 1709389 e2thex
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I'm ready for anything now that I own Amelia's flying goggles.

Do you think he has a stinkin' badge? Is he aware of the short position that the MMs put into place on Thor's Day? Are we all gonna receive cat tuna coupons with our social security checks? If I build hotels on Marvin Gardens and St.Charles will I be spared the wrath of Keynesian stupidity that this man is inflicting on America?

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 02:04 | 1709606 PhilofOz
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Silver $26.15  ... still in freefall!!!! WTF!! I'll blame the Fed and all thoe corrupt Central Bankers ... a common enemy of every decent man woman and child on the planet !

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:14 | 1707760 snowball777
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Ben, you can't handle the truth.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:15 | 1707763 zorba THE GREEK
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Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:16 | 1707765 Big Corked Boots
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See you in the political reeducation camps... bitchez.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:00 | 1707955 CH1
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See you in the political reeducation camps

Which just got one big step closer.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:07 | 1707983 TheMerryPrankster
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No need for re-education camps, the premise of a "listening platform' is to contol the communication. There will be no dissenters, you will be smothered in wave, after wave of fed paid blog trolls and bots, deriding and derailing any attempt at conversation or consensus.

People may need to meet face to face, resistance may need to be wide spread civil disobedience. The goal of the fed is to supresss reality and continue economic propaganda. The recent stock market gyrations imply they have lost control of the dialogue - they are desperate to maintain the status quo, constitution be damned.

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