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Here Comes The Mother Of All Rumors: G-20 Sources Say Central Banks Preparing For Coordinated Action

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Update 1: and here comes the revision:


So... if Syriza wins, and Greece leave the Eurozone, there will be a response? Unpossible.

Update 2:


LOL, in other words:


What a joke

* * *

And the mother of all rumors strikes:


One small problem. Central banks NEVER indicate in advance what they will do. This is merely a desperation attempt to ramp markets into the close, and sucker even more retail into stocks ahead of Sunday. Now we wait for the denial because otherwise some pathetic G-20 leak just made central banks everywhere irrelevant and obsolete: remember what happened to Jamie Dimon when in March he front-ran the Fed...


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Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:14 | 2526777 fonzannoon
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Why would'nt they release this at 3pm tomorrow? Why today?

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:17 | 2526804 Coast Watcher
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Could be they expect a lot of selling into the close tomorrow because nobody wants to hold over the weekend, so they ramp it up now to set the bar higher for the drop tomorrow

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:22 | 2526838 dwdollar
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Which means they're going to do nothing? Because if they were, they'd do it Sunday evening as a surprise and cause futures to rip and shorts to be trampled to death.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:18 | 2526807 ssp2s
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Friday afternoon in summer means many will be at the Hamptons, so low volume, so easy to levitate.  They are worried about today's close, not tomorrow's.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:23 | 2526842 Assetman
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Because you want the casino to keep running 24/7... with all that rumored liquidity to grease the skids, there's little reason one needs to close their FX positions over the weekend, is there???

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:22 | 2527107 CrashisOptimistic
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The market was down over 0.7% yesterday.  There has been manufactured rumor the day after every single significant downmove for 2 months now.

There is no market.  There is no economy.  The party is over.

It's about survival now, and that has nothing to do with guns or gold.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:14 | 2526780 Calidreaming
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Cant wait till monday when this pig collapses

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:14 | 2526781 SmoothCoolSmoke
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Why not do this at 3:55 PM?  Or Friday at that time?


Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:38 | 2527162 JoBob
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Good Heavens, man! At least have the decency to wait until the Greek elections are held!

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:14 | 2526782 nobusiness
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What a joke this market is.  "Greece priced in"  "market looks 6 months out"

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:15 | 2526787 skohiu
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crAAPL not participating....

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:17 | 2526796 Vincent Vega
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Desperation, bitchez!

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:36 | 2526903 sunaJ
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Dude, we're so f*cking high right now.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:17 | 2526800 crawl
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Smoke and mirrors.
Nice way to squeeze the shorts into covering.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:17 | 2526802 you enjoy myself
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and silver down and gold flat?

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:18 | 2526805 Satan
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Selling the fact right now...

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:18 | 2526806 Satan
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Selling the fact right now...

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:18 | 2526809 narnia
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Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:18 | 2526813 rumblefish
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eff me.....can't a short catch a break.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:18 | 2526814 the not so migh...
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Everybody ,,, PRINT IN UNISON!!!!!!

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:18 | 2526816 Currency is Debt
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I would like to say that I consider ZHers as enlightened people (even the dissenters are useful if for nothing more than dsiplaying other perspective) and that ZH is enlightening.
My individual knowldge may or may not match that of other individual members but this entire community's knowledge combined is a useful tool for the inquisitive amongst us.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:19 | 2526818 Yen Cross
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 Nothing like a 3:00 p.m. tape bomb. Reminds me of last spring. That was the "Financial Times", melee though.

  Personally, looking at charts. It's short covering/ rebalancing before (triple witching, spx rebalancing) tomorrow. Technical indicators aren't showing a momentum move.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:19 | 2526819 banksterhater
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assholes do it every Quad-witching expiration.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:19 | 2526820 Zola
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This feels just like 2008 with these last minute "heroic" deeds on Sunday evening ! 

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:20 | 2526822 unionbroker
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This morning Yahoo financial said the market was up because a " secret poll said the pro bailout parties were going to win . they cant even keep the same bs story going for a whole day . OLD LIE NO GOOD MAKE  ANOTHER!!!!

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:20 | 2526824 Fail2Deliver
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Denial will come at 4:05pm Friday

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:20 | 2526825 mirac
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Was remembering the time that Greenspan screwed the markets with his suprize cut.  That was about 10 minutes beforre this afternoons blast off.  Time to head to the track?

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:20 | 2526827 hellas4life
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the muppets on cnbc can barely control themselves.  really not looking forward to Maria B creaming herself at the close

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:22 | 2526837 nobusiness
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You fucked me again.  had a nice little SPY put position and then fucking rumors and whipsaw.  I can't catch a break on shorting this cluster fuck of a market.

Fully researched down grade of a super power SPY moves $0.14 down, fucking rumor market jumps $1.00  yeah this is a rational market.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:32 | 2526871 Paul Atreides
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The time to pull out is now. Sell your paper assets and anything that isn't nailed down while there are still buyers. Participation in the fraud only provides your approval of the current illegal market and the longer you stay in the more likely it is you will lose big time.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:44 | 2527182 PalladiumJockey
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Only my couch pulls out.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 18:37 | 2527453 Paul Atreides
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We need to get you laid.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:22 | 2526840 Calidreaming
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Ooops -   now the headline is retracted.    Sorry to everyone who just got their ES shorts stopped out and margin called.  We didnt really mean to do that!



Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:24 | 2526848 Calidreaming
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Its going to be the happiest day of my Life when the Dow is at 6000 and Euro is under parity. Fuck these A holes.  

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:40 | 2526929 Tsar Pointless
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So you've perfected the art of the "Double-tap" and have plenty of liquor stored away for the chaos that will accompany Dow 6000 or lower?

Goody gumdrops for you!

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:27 | 2526849 Calidreaming
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Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:25 | 2526851 Stack Trace
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Yay, picked up a couple thousand FAZ at $25.25. Thanks for the free money you fucktard rumor generating ass-monkeys from Uranus.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:27 | 2526852 carbonmutant
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"White House sources saying any action is premature and will require congressional approval"

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:26 | 2526854 you enjoy myself
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lets get ready to get ready!

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:26 | 2526857 Calidreaming
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I love how my 4x ESu2 short gets stopped on some false headlines.   Thanks fuckers!

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:27 | 2526859 DrDinkus
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BUNGA BUNGA, anybody?


I love the smell of napalm on Sunday evening..

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:27 | 2526860 jmcadg
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Just a diversion to try to bury the Spanish bank downgrades coming in 3......2......1.......

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:29 | 2526861 walküre
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Paging William Banzai !!!

One of his students? Cool that WB is going global

Protester photo shopped the faces of Mubarak and Shafik

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:30 | 2526862 Yen Cross
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 The Chinese must be rolling over piles of coal/iron-ore, and cheap crude in " Disillusionment", about not!  Welcome to the" Wild West" China!

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:28 | 2526864 Dead Canary
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They also say they are going to come up with ideas for growth and jobs. WOW thats brilliant! That will solve EVERYTHING!

That's why they make the big money.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:28 | 2526865 fuu
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Gonads and strife bitchez.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:29 | 2526867 marketcycles79
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special macro market outlook report not to be missed IMO

Market roadmap provided showing the way to this manic market

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:30 | 2526868 SDRII
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Template US bailout script on opex...only thing missing is a bank dividend raise and some ludicrous confidence survey talking about how consumers are just warming up

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:29 | 2526873 earleflorida
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"Bring in the Sheep", what more can I say. 

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:30 | 2526876 Arnold Ziffel
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Mathematical inevitability.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:30 | 2526878 oa92000
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where do you get the rumors??

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:08 | 2527060 earleflorida
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from the money tree, where its unique pulp is used specifically to print money rumors? the technical term is the 'pulp fiction rumor mill', and the paper's editor is mr.squid, which by the way is the name of the enterprise... "Squid Paper & Ink" - incorporated 1913  

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:30 | 2526879 Stackers
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So what happens if Golden Dawn wins and Greece invades Germany ?

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:56 | 2527192 booboo
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Germany will retaliate with a Dirty Sanchez and finish them off with Triple Camel Toe right to the kisser.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:31 | 2526881 nobusiness
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Bullshit like this is why hedgefunds are closing at a record pace.  All that will be left is Algo shops

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:31 | 2526882 PicassoInActions
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who is the source? should they be procecuted for leaks and rumors? isn't that ilegal?

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:32 | 2526889 walküre
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Don't say you haven't been warned

Desperate politicians and desperate CBs will do desperate things.

Fuck the whole lot.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:32 | 2526890 nobusiness
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If Alan Stamford got 110 years for an $8 billion scam what will Bernacke get??????

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:50 | 2526975 Rip van Wrinkle
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The $8 billion?

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:33 | 2526894 alfred b.
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   ....must have been a slip or wishful thinking from Krugman!

   So what happened to: where there's smoke there's fire??



Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:33 | 2526895 3FrenchHens
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Coordinated Action = Capital controls or bank holiday?  glad to have fathers day & graduation diversions this weekend.  any guesses what the shot keyword will be for Monday??

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 19:41 | 2527597 Ms. Erable
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Monday's Keyword: Unexpected.

Plan on being falling down drunk by 10am.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:33 | 2526896 Currency is Debt
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When the dollar has lost 98% of it value versus Gold since 1971 35/1600= 0.021........
When the DJIA (benchmark for 401ks) is down a full 80% since 2000 vs Gold.......
Gold was $250 and the dow $11300. Now $1600 vs $12500 .........

When capitalism does not bankrupt the excessively greedy and corrupt....... 
When the justice system will not bring justice against uber-financial criminals....

When the state and the financial and corporate oligarchy are in bed together.....
When the the ponzi scheme goes unpunished and is the norm.......
When banks and companies and their CEO's etc lose billions......
When CBs are complicit in the set-up jacking(stealing) from the global masses.....
When people are jobless, homeless, fiancially ruined their cost of living skyrockting- the value of the money shit as shit...... 
When children women and men are starving, people's wives and daughter's being pimped through this Economic World War that we are enduring.....  

What is the community of people who are being raped to do? Or better yet what can they do? 

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:57 | 2527017 SilverRhino
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Good summary

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:34 | 2526898 mkhs
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So this is the new HFT killer app?  Sell to the machines on a rumor, denials, and then pick up the peices after the bounce.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:35 | 2526902 Pinktip
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Steve Quayle Red Alert....Euro Collapsed

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:43 | 2526947 lolmao500
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Steve Quayle... PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEE... the guy is a total whacko who has NEVER EVER been right.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:37 | 2526907 Solon the Destroyer
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Ramp up?

That ain't a ramp.

That's the North Face of the Eiger the Dow just climbed.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:45 | 2526954 Solon the Destroyer
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The rumor was faded and now it looks like a giant middle finger.

I think the markets are trying to tell us something.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:37 | 2526911 Everybodys All ...
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One thing we definately know for sure is that rumors never get prosecuted under this current administration.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:37 | 2526912 the 300000000th...
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Whatecer they will just come up with some other bs tomorrow im getting tired of this i feel as if it will never end. The dow will never go back down too far

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:38 | 2526913 InconvenientCou...
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That's the smell of pure desperation.

Game theory will pop the lid on any damage control scheme in less than one trading day.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:38 | 2526918 the 300000000th...
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They will always win we cant ever beat them at their game


Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:41 | 2526931 walküre
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Not true. You can beat them if you stop playing their game. Take their synthetic money and exchange it for real money. Their synthetic wealth is crumbling and your gold and silver wealth keep the value.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:45 | 2526953 the 300000000th...
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Those fuckers will sit at the poker table playing amognst themselves if all the other players leave just to fool you back into playing with them again, it will never stop they own the fucking casino, and there will always be new people to get taken

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:47 | 2526958 the 300000000th...
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sorry i guess im just sooo tired of this shit, i know that SOMEDAY this has to end but i feel like i  am losing faith that it will ever happen in my lifetime thats all



Thu, 06/14/2012 - 17:09 | 2527247 walküre
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don't feel sorry

taking the money out of the system is like going cold turkey, going off cigs or booze or whatever the addiction may be

it will feel weird for a while and it will cause temporary mental anguish

but you will live longer and happier

staying in the markets will lead to certain financial ruin - one way or another

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:43 | 2526948 semperfi
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I'll bet that's what the Romans thought.  And every other empire on the ol' ash heap.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:39 | 2526920 walküre
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What's only reported as a footnote is that Frau Merkel says "Germany can't do it alone and the burdens might get too heavy for Germany".


Fucktards have no solutions, no plans. Just more and more talk at the expense of millions of lives.

The German ANGRYMETER is going into the hypersphere.


I guarantee you the party or politician in Germany who ACTIVELY campaigns AGAINST THE EURO AND THE EU would win in a landslide election next year. The tension is palpable right now and it's only building up for more.

The current elite has lost control. No consensus. No solutions. G20 is a mirage.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:49 | 2526966 Currency is Debt
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Any fom of logic would imply that Germany cannot and should not do Eurobonds. It will be the greatest moral hazard on earth after the FED. Every country will abuse it. It is like me or you having someone else's billion dollar line of credit card.


Therefore as this is not logic and therefore you can bet this will happen.

For those who may not know the US and UK exert dominant force even over industrial powerhouse nations like Germany and China through the capital markets. The levergaed capital markets are gigantic and if they pull the rug on any country thats it.

So its not all free choices. Actually power dicates events. 

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:16 | 2527090 walküre
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We made our beds with Shylock, now we have to look for a new bed.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:09 | 2527062 Cangoroo
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This is true, more then ten years of suffering and donating money, Germany is really fed up with this disgusting robbery. It Is a new generation. Hear me Alex, payback time.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:40 | 2526926 Let The Wurlitz...
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I heard from my friend Pedro who has a friend Jesus (pronounced hay – zuse) that mows Tim Geithners lawn.  While Timmy was leaving his house today Jesus overheard him talking on his cell phone that he was meeting with dominatrix for a MAJOR stimulation session.  Pedro and I believe that dominatrix is short for Dominique Strauss Kahn, the former IMF director.  Pedro immediately tweeted Jim Cramer of CNBS about the news and everything took off from there.  I hope this helps explaine why there was a sudden jump in the markets.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:44 | 2526949 irie1029
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Too good!

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:40 | 2526928 Undecided
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Mark Faber just tweeted 100% stock market crash 2012-2013 lol

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:42 | 2526940 lolmao500
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I say 140%!

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:42 | 2526935 Hoody Who
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You cannot gets rides this good at Disney.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:41 | 2526936 BlandJoe24
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Woa, algos mad at everyone's insults, trying again...

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:42 | 2526939 rqb1
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just remember people, this is the greeks we are talking about, dont expect them to do the right thing. 

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:42 | 2526941 irie1029
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This is freaky funny... like a blue light special at Kmart on the first of the month.  


This site is great.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:42 | 2526943 Yen Cross
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 THE ECB has clearly stated, they do NOT have the necessary Sovereign collateral, to expand their ballance sheet! Period<>

      Nothing has changed! Bond yields are still pathetic!

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:43 | 2526944 oa92000
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if Greek leave EU, market will go up??


if Greek stay , Market will go up??

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:57 | 2527012 Vince Clortho
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Yes, the "market" will go up.  Not because of anything Greece does or does not do.

It will go up because the  CB is flooding the pockets of Banksters with free money, so they are buying lots and lots of "stocks".  The Banksters hope that this will entice "money on the sidelines" to get antsy and jump into the feeding frenzy.

If that happens, the "market "  will go back down briefly while the banksters rake in the profits they made off the money that used to be on the sideline, but is now in their pockets.

At that point  the "market" will go back up again.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:51 | 2526978 nobusiness
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Why did the BOE leak the news to the banks 45 minutes before the offical announcement?  Boy that's weird!  Things like that never happen.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:55 | 2527001 Currency is Debt
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Ever. I want some inside info

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:53 | 2526991 divide_by_zero
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"Coordinated Action", circle jerk or elephant walk?

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:54 | 2526995 Currency is Debt
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The only way the Euro stays up is through manipulation. Are you shitting me Spain's bond yield hit 7%.

Only one bullish story - retail short - the retail means easy pickings.

They want to take you out, take your funds from your leveraged account, and fucking deprive you of making money on a long term good call on direction. 

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:57 | 2527010 scatterbrains
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Looks to me like they just wanted a reason to push up and away from the 200 mva.. which worked for now.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:58 | 2527022 caimen garou
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What's that loud noise Ben?That's the sound of the monkeys..................working on the printing press!

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:59 | 2527029 Currency is Debt
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Anyway the elite are having a hard time.

We dont have much money for them to swindle from us.

It is just not the same betting against eachother

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:00 | 2527035 SmoothCoolSmoke
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At 1 pm the Dow wa at 12630.  So all this BS was for 28 Dow pts?   Insane.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:00 | 2527040 web bot
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I don't get what the excitement is about. The central banks are going to provide liquidity to avoid a currency crisis. This has nothing to do to give Greece more money. This just about market disruptions, pure and simple.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:03 | 2527046 Bastiat
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Euro roundtable coordinated action: 


Reach to your right!


Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:18 | 2527100 walküre
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Every guy asking to be seated left of Angie.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:20 | 2527105 Bastiat
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Not every guy.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:04 | 2527051 post turtle saver
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Why is this news? I thought the whole point of centralized entities was increased coordination?


"Not news" goes to Fark, not Zero Hedge :)

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:04 | 2527052 Ned Zeppelin
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No chaos. This is all a head fake.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:05 | 2527053 q99x2
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What the hecks the difference what the banksters will do the system is crashing and freezing up at this time. At least todays ramp wasn't the typical flat fine toothed climb behind FED manipulation but instead showed some action. To me that means it has a little health in that even though it ramped it was not a very coordinated effort.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:06 | 2527055 SmoothCoolSmoke
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I think they launched this rumor today because they knew Friday was gonna be ugly.  Now they have planted the hopium that no matter what the Greeks do the markets will not crash.

Pretty good move by the MoFo's if ya ask me.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:12 | 2527074 Cangoroo
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We are all guesstimating. Truth is, the story is not about Greece - too small to fail,  it is about Spain.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:15 | 2527085 Law97
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Yeah, tomorrow was going to be fugly.  Actually, today was probably going to be the start of it with a heavy fade towards close right as the rumor came out. 

TPTB have really painted themselves into a corner this time.  Everybody knows that at least 1000 DOW points are based on hope for another round of printing.  If the CB's don't deliver, and deleiver soon, then there go the plans for the new $20M house in Aspen...for now...

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:10 | 2527068 nomorebuyins
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This is confirmation that they have totally lost control, the rumors are based on fear. This is the end.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:12 | 2527072 The Gooch
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All of your haircuts are belong to us.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:12 | 2527075 Snakeeyes
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What good would it do? The US M2 Money Velocity is crashing and I can't believe that further action accomplish any positive results.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:15 | 2527079 Spaceman Spiff
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An announcement about a possible move????   seems desperate.


Though if all ease next week, the bears should prepare for this:   (safe for work... old school scene of luke wilson answering door....  link title aside)


(he does have bernanke-esque facial hair.)

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:21 | 2527089 Grand Supercycle
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I post here to try and help people.

I knew shorts were going to get cooked (next week too) and wanted to warn them.

If anybody wants to know how to trade and how I knew about the equity / EURUSD rally, let me know.

Unlike other so called traders I don't charge.
I don't need to.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:30 | 2527132 walküre
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Ok, I'll bite.

Aside from your crystal ball. Do you have any insight/inside to truly predict anything?

We can all read the headlines and have our own opinions. Biderman seems to think that the market is hugely overpriced. He runs an investment research firm. I presume that several investors are following his advise.

What exactly do you run?

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:16 | 2527094 dcb
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I tld you people all they did was look at the charts, they saw the trned liine going back down, and did you see the response move in 10 minutes, nope the market isn't broken.

so funny I wrote a very long note on this site about what the trend said with the down slope. then as it wzsn't breaking above the down trend, this rumor. I said I could see the plunge protection team and the powers that be doing all they can to prevent a head and shoulders formation. the time tht this came out wit the charts,, and the trend lines really show these central bankers are all about the charts.

I find it funny that so few realize how awful these central bankers are.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:21 | 2527106 theTribster
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Why wouldn't they wait until tomorrow? Today was going fine, things were already green. Must be bullshit because it has had zero impact on PM prices. More silliness out of Europe. I stocked up on popcorn for the weekend's multiple events.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:23 | 2527109 scotsailor
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"COORDINATED ACTION."    Ok, so capital controls?  

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:26 | 2527118 MiniCooper
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The UK newspapers are reporting that a 50 year storm is heading the UK tomorrow and over the weekend with hurricane force winds and 3 months of rain in 3 days.

You know what happened last time that happened in the UK? Well it was the night of Thursday 15 October 1987 and on Friday the London Stock Exchange was closed. The world stockmarket crashed on the Monday. This was the day we now call 'Black Monday'.

Just sayin like. 

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:27 | 2527123 Bansters-in-my-...
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"See something,Say something"....

G20 Terrorist coordinate actions.......

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:27 | 2527126 geekgrrl
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CB Coordinated Action = conspiracy to commit fraud, enslave sovereign nations through debt, and seize assets at fire sale prices. Even if this is a ploy to draw suckers back into the market, it's surprising to me to see them use the phrase "coordinated action" as it makes explicit the fact that CBs are a cartel.

I think it's ironic, because their own incompetence has resulted in a severe loss of confidence, and so now they double-down. But in their desperation to restore confidence by "working together," they're exposing the fact that they operate as a cartel, and are really not answerable to anyone, certainly not the people.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:30 | 2527133 Bastiat
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Sums it up.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:29 | 2527130 ekm
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Stupid idiots. They must all be on cocaine.


Primary Dealers never had a liquidity problem, they are not craving for liquidity.



No more SUCKA. They are retiring and need medical care. No more stock market gambling.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:31 | 2527137 nobusiness
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This just in, Bernacke and plunge Protection Team to guarantee 10% stock market gains until at least 2014.  PPT stands ready to step in whenever S&P 500 falls more than 1% or whenever individual investors by put protection.  Action will take the form of outlandish market rumors disseminated to CNBC's Bob Pizzani and reported as fact.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:35 | 2527152 mammoth mo
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I have no idea what happened.  I watched all day to see the market drop and drop significantly.  Instead bad news equaled good news and a good rumor equaled great news.

I can sense the desperation in the powers that be.  They control the markets but not the people.  The people are pulling their money out of the banks and out of the market and putting it anywhere safe.

The powers that be are buying the market to prop up the ponzi.  They sell back and forth to each other in an effort to keep the charade going.  What is a lose on imaginary money that was given to you?  It is only the pensioners and widows and retirees that actually need to end ZIRP to live. 

Desperate though the powers that be are - they kicked the can today.  They have promised to kick it tomorrow and already bought the kick boots for Monday.  We must be prepared for their actions.  Invest in things that are real.  Relationships, skills, food and the tangible. 

The antidote to imaginary is real.  The kick the bully in his nuts play has now been revealed.  He will crumble like a cheap suit and the weight of this massive printing will only bring him down faster.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:36 | 2527157 pocketfishermen
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think i'll repaint the clothes dryer this weekend.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 17:00 | 2527230 junkyardjack
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Update 3: Bank of England announces QE program...

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 18:36 | 2527451 anyways
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Reuters newswire is trash. I prefer Bloomberg: ECB Tells Court Releasing Greek Swap Files Would Inflame Markets. Bloomberg News is suing the ECB to provide the documents under European Union freedom-of-information rules:


Thu, 06/14/2012 - 19:43 | 2527604 goldfish1
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NEW YORK - Stocks jumped on Thursday after news major central banks are preparing coordinated action if the results of Greek elections this weekend lead to turmoil in financial markets.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 19:45 | 2527610 goldfish1
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(Reuters) - Authorities in the world's major economies are preparing for a possible market storm or public panic after cliffhanger Greek elections this weekend, officials said on Thursday, should radical leftists win and cast doubt on the nation's future in the euro zone.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 20:17 | 2527690 BigInJapan
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"Central banks NEVER indicate in advance what they will do."


Oh no? Shirakawa tells the world just about everytime he shoots his BB gun at the Yen.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 20:35 | 2527737 widget
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They said world governance was just a conspiracy theory. They said it would never happen. And they were laughing.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 21:23 | 2527892 goldfish1
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Fri, 06/15/2012 - 01:11 | 2528395 mantrid
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Central banks NEVER indicate in advance what they will do


SNB did hint the peg, people though there were bluffing, and then they pegged for real.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 11:13 | 2529379 100pcDredge
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Central Banks no son estúpidos hijos de puta!!!

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