Here Comes The Mother Of All Rumors: G-20 Sources Say Central Banks Preparing For Coordinated Action

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Update 1: and here comes the revision:

  • G20 SOURCES SAY CENTRAL BANKS PREPARING FOR COORDINATED ACTION AFTER THE GREEK ELECTIONS IF NEEDED

So... if Syriza wins, and Greece leave the Eurozone, there will be a response? Unpossible.

Update 2:

  • EUROZONE MINISTERS TO HOLD CONFERENCE ON SUNDAY TO DISCUSS OUTCOME OF GREEK ELECTIONS

LOL, in other words:

  • STUFF MAY OR MAY NOT HAPPEN DEPENDING ON WHAT MAY HAPPEN.

What a joke

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And the mother of all rumors strikes:

  • G20 SOURCES SAY CENTRAL BANKS PREPARING FOR COORDINATED ACTION AFTER THE GREEK ELECTIONS

One small problem. Central banks NEVER indicate in advance what they will do. This is merely a desperation attempt to ramp markets into the close, and sucker even more retail into stocks ahead of Sunday. Now we wait for the denial because otherwise some pathetic G-20 leak just made central banks everywhere irrelevant and obsolete: remember what happened to Jamie Dimon when in March he front-ran the Fed...

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Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:16 | 2527092 azzhatter
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I drew $6K 5 times within 3 weeks. No problems, just told them ahead of time. Very few questions. But that was 2 years ago, now the gestapo has a lot of questions when I just take $1K.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:57 | 2527218 tekhneek
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Any time I take out anything over 3k the cashier has to get an "override" to allow the withdrawl. I almost closed my account right then and there then the manager explained that she'd only been a teller for 3 weeks and they don't trust them to withdrawl anything over $300.

The fuck? To make things more interesting they cap your ATM withdrawls now. $500 at most places.

Something's brewing, I doubt the shit will hit the fan this weekend, but if it does I wouldn't really be too worried. Just have to remember where I wrecked my kayak.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 22:02 | 2528009 geekgrrl
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I've had a lot of problems getting cash from my bank, and it's a credit union. 3k max, and don't try it near SS payment day, or end of month, or the end of the week, or they really complain. I've been given a number of excuses, but anything over 3k, and they say: "you know, you really should call ahead before you make these kind of withdrawals."

I'm tempted to take Pods' advice, and just take it all out in one lump sum.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:15 | 2526788 rocker
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This is what they did all summer last year.  What a shame.

The only way to make the finacials go up is to make shorts cover. While the MM's sell their holdings.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:20 | 2526789 CClarity
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And the VIX falls to lowest level of day . . . can't make this stuff up.

I guess Europe is all fixed!  Go back to EuroCup, US Open, and baseball and basketball.  Much better to gamble on those.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:00 | 2527039 slewie the pi-rat
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the mother of all rumors has started a boner!

the dollar has broken 82 heading south and the EUR has popped 126 goin north and the stocks got a nice goose too

goldie lookin boldie too!

 

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:17 | 2527096 azzhatter
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Mandy Drury's nipples even popped a boner on CNBS

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 18:49 | 2527476 anyways
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this is easy. It's almost a given thing, that rising markets lead to falling implied volatilities and vice versa. So, this is expected behaviour for the VIX.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:42 | 2526938 Silver Bug
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QE to infinity continues, don't believe what this banksters have to say.

 

Buy Silver, Take your Freedom back!

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:09 | 2527065 JustObserving
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Gold and silver should have been skyrocketing.  It is a manipulated market - plain and simple.  Silver is down today.  That is almost impossible with the promise of printing of trillions which may be required after the Greek elections.

 

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:38 | 2526798 TruthInSunshine
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What bankers want, bankers get.

 

 

"The modern banking system manufactures money out of nothing. The process is perhaps the most astounding piece of sleight of hand that was ever invented. Banking was conceived in iniquity and born in sin. Bankers own the earth; take it away from them, but leave them with the power to create credit, and with the stroke of a pen they will create enough money to buy it back again. . . If you want to be slaves of the bankers, and pay the costs of your own slavery, then let the banks create money."

 

--Josiah Charles Stamp;

former director of the Bank of England

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:28 | 2526866 El Oregonian
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"DAMMIT SCOTTY, WE NEED MORE PRINTING!!!"


"CAPTAIN, I'M GIVING YOU ALL SHE'S GOT, ANY MORE AND SHE'LL BLOW"

 

I DON'T CARE! ... I DON'T CARE!!... I DON'T CARE!!!

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:53 | 2526987 geekgrrl
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Eject the cores! It's the only way to escape the black hole of debt.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:34 | 2526899 pkea
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coordinated action to do nothing

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:41 | 2526932 pkea
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look at who's running those algos

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:11 | 2526749 old naughty
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Damn !

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:18 | 2526811 pkea
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Let me get it straight:

so Italy, spain, france will print trillions and be bailing themselves out?

 

 please....

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:38 | 2526914 Assetman
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Either that, or that little print shop in the remote village of the Swiss Alps is printing enough New Drachmas to provide enough toilet paper to cover the whole Greek population... and then some.

It doesn't matter who wins the elections... the Greek government will still want to spend more money than what it takes in.  The sooner the EU realizes the lost cause, the better.

Egypt, on the other hand, is about to become another crazed theocracy.  Oh joy.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:50 | 2526974 Jonas Parker
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That little print shop in the remote village of the Swiss Alps is going to be printing new Deutchmarks, as Germany bails from the economic cluster-fuck that the euro has become...

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 18:21 | 2527430 noses
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No, dear, Germany would never have anyone print a new currency for them, that's why there still is the Bundesdruckerei ("federal print shop").

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 02:03 | 2528459 Assetman
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One would wish that were the case.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:29 | 2527131 Mark123
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You mean Egypt will be more like Israel?  Only difference is that Egypt is poverty stricken, no nuclear arsenal, no high tech armed-to-the-teeth military.

 

Pathetic pavlovian crap.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 02:18 | 2528472 Assetman
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Woof.

Nope.  Egypt will be more like Iran... but I see what you did there, and I respect the misguided attempt to compare apples to oranges.  Or is it fezzes to those little beanie caps without the helicopters?

Pardon the tangential thoughts... do agree that Egypt will not likely become an international threat overnight, but radical regime change invites regional instability... and makes one wonder whether the billions per year were were providing them in military assistance really makes any sense, as allegiances are likely to change.

Of course, if you flip the argument on its side, one can make the case that an eruption to chaos in Egypt might be a conventient trigger point (or adequate cover) for other major powers (like China and Russia) to be even more involved in the region.

 

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 22:11 | 2528034 TheFourthStooge-ing
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pkea said:

Let me get it straight:

so Italy, spain, france will print trillions and be bailing themselves out?

 please....

Well, technically, Kimberly-Clark will be doing the actual printing.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:20 | 2526826 RmcAZ
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Buy EVERYTHING, ask questions later.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:20 | 2526828 pop goes the weasel
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Hi!

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 20:59 | 2527821 gatorengineer
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They could give a shit about greece.  They are just doing this to prop Obama.  Nothing more nothing less.  Dow at 15000 on election day ices it.  Saudi's and Jews playing nice till then.   After November all hell really breaks loose.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 21:54 | 2527980 Buck Johnson
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They would never say something like this early unless they are afraid of what I commented on earlier on another story.  And that is Friday being a bloody day across the globe where people and institutions are getting out of market and waiting for what happens in Greece and other countries.  In fact to be honest with you they just made it alot easier for the right wing guy to win now, because if the public believes that they rest of the G-20 will come  to the rescue they can renegotiate the deal.  This announcement was for the market and I don't think people believe it, not one bit.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:10 | 2526731 geewhiz190
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everything's going to be just fine, have a nice weekend everyone!

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:13 | 2526769 eclectic syncretist
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Leaked rumor ramp by someone who expects a big down day on Monday.  Nice!  Maybe these guys are getting easier to read.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:17 | 2527095 wagthetails
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that actually what scares me the most...the fact that the game finally seems obvious, and I mean smack you in the mouth obvious.  before a lot of the conspiracy stuff i took with a grain of salt...but it is way too obvious now. we must be that close (or the Powers think we are that close) to the end. 

like in the movies, this rumor is the last carzy thing a dying person says, followed by the death rattle.  The next two trading days will be crazy.

 

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:10 | 2526732 hedgeless_horseman
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Nobody expects the coordinated action!

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:16 | 2526793 SHEEPFUKKER
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Cue denial of coordinated G20 intervention in 4...3....2....1

 

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:22 | 2526841 Dr. Engali
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Denial will come after the close when the robots are off.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:30 | 2526874 sunaJ
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Coordinated Action:  We will pillage and rape.  You will present your gold and women.

 

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:17 | 2526801 slewie the pi-rat
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nobody, h_h! 

the inception proves the rule, BiCheZ!

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:56 | 2527009 fuu
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slewie the dur-den?

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:08 | 2527057 slewie the pi-rat
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tyler nailed it

thingaB.U_T

now this mother0'rumorz and the money loves it!

fuue_the_k?  L0L!!! 

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:32 | 2527145 fuu
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There was a sale on U's after I had to post the C and K as collateral.

It truely was a thingaB.U_T.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:24 | 2526847 duo
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The Bernank has to make his announcements before the market open on options-expiration Friday.  Somebody is front-running the Bernank.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:16 | 2527091 NemoDeNovo
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Nobody expects........

http://youtu.be/Tym0MObFpTI

The Spanish Inquisition!!!!!!
Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:43 | 2527177 PalladiumJockey
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Use the pointy side of the bills!

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 18:23 | 2527433 noses
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What would they have to coordinate? Just reboot the Matrix and try again. Agent Bernanke will need some reconfiguration but everything else will just be fine.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:12 | 2526733 Divided States ...
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So basically they know that the Greek elections will be market negative. Good job G-20 assholes for letting the cat out of the bag.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:14 | 2526776 Unprepared
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Who are these Gees minus Twenty everybody is referring to? A new rock band?

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:17 | 2526797 NotApplicable
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Nah, planetary cancer.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:07 | 2526976 Chaffinch
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I think G minus 20 must be some new way of expressing a credit rating. Maybe it's the credit rating for the whole world's Central Banks.
Without those damned Silver Bears I'm struggling to understand WTFuck is going on these days.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:16 | 2526792 Bagger
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There are lots of possible outcomes to the Greek elections. I don't see any of them being market positive (other than first 2 hours).

They are just using the elections to delay any action. They they will use G-20 meeting, and then something else. Just more can kicking........

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:10 | 2526734 asteroids
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They also never say anything during the trading day. Hmmm. Someone is positioning for a short?

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 15:10 | 2526736 digitlman
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What happens Sunday?

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