The IMF Proudly Presents.... "Threat To The International Monetary System" Part Three

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Fri, 09/09/2011 - 22:23 | 1653310 Nolsgrad
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this is getting rediculous. just let the euro fail already

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 23:02 | 1653412 LouisHill
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Interesting how it comes so quickly after the US debt ceiling was raised.


Fri, 09/09/2011 - 23:17 | 1653458 phyuckyiu
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So the burn rate of the IMF is almost 2/3 of a trillion yearly. And this is just one small franchise of the Rothschild empire. Wow.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 23:38 | 1653544 Ahmeexnal
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"It's huuuuuuuge man!"

Tiny Elvis

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 23:43 | 1653557 Crisismode
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The Proper Instructions:



Bend over

Let  your lips touch your bottom


And Kiss  Your Sweet Ass Goodbye.


Thanks So Much!


Sat, 09/10/2011 - 01:12 | 1653746 Fish Gone Bad
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Also, what comes after "biggest"?

As a person who is funny all time (that would be me), I would say that that would be "biggerest".  You can probably also use even biggest, or bigger biggest.  Please feel free to use it when needed.


Sat, 09/10/2011 - 01:14 | 1653749 Larry Darrell
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bring on the most-est biggest-est or go home.

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 01:52 | 1653797 Michael
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The international monetary system brought to us by the ruling oligarchy really really sucks.

I just thank God the current threat to their really really sucky system is going to completely destroy it.

We must not let the Rothschild's monetary system destroy us all in the process.

We must never let a monetary system like theirs develop ever again.  

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 02:11 | 1653820 spiral_eyes
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Next step: Geithner tells Obama that unless BerkshireHathaway-BankofAmerica receive a no-haircut bailout then Satan will rise from the earth and consume Washington D.C.

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 11:01 | 1654332 gmrpeabody
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Why can't I shake this feeling that somebody is staring at my IRA.

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 13:17 | 1654592 nevadan
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Not to worry,  you'll have plenty of US treasuries to hold in exchange.

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 14:01 | 1654682 New_Meat
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teresa is not only staring, she's drooling.

- Ned

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 14:55 | 1654817 Pure Evil
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Just $500 billion? That's probably just enough to get the bugger currently in the WH re-elected.

But, just to be safe, better make it $1 trillion, so there's enough left over to pay off the union thugs, black panthers gangsters, TSA goons, and Xe mercenaries.

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 04:24 | 1653889 Michael
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The economic science experiment since the days of Ross Perot, and has predicted the outcome with pinpoint accuracy to the current time.

I have tranquility in foreseeing this day come to fruition in my life after studying and researching this issue over the past 35 years.

It's almost as if I have already won.

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 08:11 | 1654108 Crime of the Century
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One hasn't truly won until one stops replying to themself.

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 10:59 | 1654329 gmrpeabody
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Thanks Crime..., somebody had to say it.

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 11:46 | 1654419 Blankman
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When and if this thing does truly collapse.  You will not be the winner.  I read your posts and you have some interesting viewpoint,s albiet slightly sophomoric in some areas, they are still your viewpoints.  You feel that the internet is your savior in this lovely world of ours.  Yet I am still not sure that you understand that every tick you write on you texts, tweets or ZH posts get funneled into a DHS, CIA, FBI database should you use trigger words - and you have.  When and if this thing does truly collapse the only people who wil benefit are the same people you loathe this very moment.  That's it, plain and simple.  So unless you are an ultra rich business man who gives millions in donations a year to your favorite politicians... you will lose.  

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 12:43 | 1654534 unununium
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You would have made a fine complicit governor in occupied France.

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 13:17 | 1654591 Blankman
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Did you ever ask yourself "Then what?"  All of you who threaten with lets bring it all down but do nothing about it are just as bad as the people who created the mess.  Do tell of your personal experience in trying to slay the evil dragon.  I released over a million in real estate, over 100k in credit cards in a futile attempt to help squash the system.  Since then I have learned we are all on the same path, whether we like it or not.  Stop crying poor and get your ass out there and make some money.  You nor I can destroy this beast.  Only the people at the top can truly destroy it... and they won't. 

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 09:50 | 1654226 Henry Chinaski
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The banking system is confusing when monetary systems do not have zero-sum characteristics.

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 08:40 | 1654128 Thomas
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Seems to me that the root word ought to be "bugger".

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 11:23 | 1654372 IQ 145
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Bigger and better buggering with the new biggest buggerer. Without butter.

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 01:54 | 1653800 i-dog
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Biggester ... followed by biggestest ... followed by biggestester...... until either the US explodes or the jackals in DC are sent packing back to Rome.

TPTB will do whatever it takes to keep the EU and Euro afloat until after Janet Napoletano (otherwise known as 'Shrek in a different shade of green') has us all safely tucked away in Camp FEMA.

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 02:45 | 1653872 Seapost
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Phatest. get with the new hip lingo already.

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 11:47 | 1654422 Oracle of Kypseli
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Her new nickname is "Janet Incompitano"

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 07:41 | 1654088 SofaPapa
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"This package goes to 11..."  Nigel Tufnel, Spinal Tap

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 07:52 | 1654095 earnulf
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Does biggerest come near "buggerest" in the New Standard Recently Revised and Terminally Re-Edited Somewhat English Language Dictionary?    Somehow I don't like how this sounds.....

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 08:41 | 1654131 Thomas
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What he said.

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 11:26 | 1654380 disabledvet
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that's the World Bank. You're confused. The IMF is owned by "you and me." Which for some reason is different from a "World Bank" which indeed was owned by the Rothschild empire. But then Defense Secretary McNamara took over...

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 23:36 | 1653534 disabledvet
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which raises the question "is this a bailout fund for the USA." you can't repeal the business cycle--and that includes a cyclical downturn from disastrous fiscal policies. My guess is they're trying to keep one large Western financial insitution from collapsing even though all the others will. Wouldn't surprise me if that one was JPMorgan/Chase as HSBC "Colonel clinked" them with a few thousand ounces of gold which is all that's worth anything in that bank. as opposed to HSBC which has tons of gold via GLD. with silver about to "normalize" it relationship with gold (40 to one sound about right) that would put the price of silver at 50 bucks an ounce--which could go much higher should nations realize that there simply is no more gold to be bought at any price of any size and therefore start pouring into silver.

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 00:33 | 1653682 knukles
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Nah, we're Amuricuh.  Histree don' hupply tu us.

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 01:52 | 1653798 narnia
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the mere participation of the US in the IMF is unconstitutional.  that we would hand a bunch of international bankers the ability to spend US taxpayer money at their discretion is outright treason.  

when the Fed & Treasury lose control of the $, the fiat game no matter how it's dressed (SDR or otherwise) will be over for at least a generation. people will not send their kids to war. power will decentralize- not by will of the majority, but because the people who are worth a shit in this country will make it that way.

Sun, 09/11/2011 - 08:18 | 1655903 Miss anthrope
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I regret I cannot hit your green arrow many more times.  I haven't read the history of the inception of the IMF in 1944 but it appears around that time that the subversion of our government to Communist ideals was in full effect

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 02:46 | 1653875 Seapost
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Can't eat silver or gold.

I have a hard time digesting rice too. Pork-bellies!

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 11:09 | 1654343 jekyll island
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So eating gold can make your teeth start growing, eh?  Jerry, I love you as an entertainer, errr wrestler, but you've taken one too many to the head.  You have got to stay off those websites.  

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 00:46 | 1653702 bugs_
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and the 500b number matches too!

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 23:08 | 1653428 jal
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There is no need to let the euro fail when you can use leverage to infinity by a cloud identity.

Just do it ... then worry about changing the rules after. You don't even need to have "deposits".

After all, its no different than an ordinary bank printing to give loans.

So the IMF goes bankrupt. Big deal. Everyone got saved and no real money got lost.



Fri, 09/09/2011 - 23:14 | 1653447 Elooie
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rediculous? They skipped it and went straight to plaid...


Sat, 09/10/2011 - 04:16 | 1653942 Snidley Whipsnae
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"rediculous? They skipped it and went straight to plaid..."

That's 'ludicrous' speed... with attached warning "Never, Ever, Use!"

In the case of the IMF 'ludicrous' speed = SDR

We are all being shepharded from Benny's experimental economic petri dish to the IMF's mad scientist version of test the population to destruction. Hey, if Benny's experiment has failed, why not try something even more extreme?

It's win win for the IMF and world oligarchs... If most of the worlds population die from hunger the remaining natural resources will sustain those left alive longer... If most of the worlds population survive they will be surfs.

"...and not one person in a million will understand what is happening" Keynes

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 11:19 | 1654367 jekyll island
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Little Bill Daggett: I don't deserve this... to die like this. I was building a house. 
Will Munny: Deserve's got nothin' to do with it. 
[aims gun
Little Bill Daggett: I'll see you in hell, William Munny. 
Will Munny: Yeah. 

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 23:55 | 1653558 MacGruber
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Agreed. I posted this before, but if a common currency was so damn important to trade the U.S would have printed with Canada 50 years ago.

"Which means that the US will be stuck in legal limbo when Europe pulls a Greece, collects American cash, and then finds it has no collateral to pay back with."

No worries, just add it to the shadow Fed balance sheet, or put it down in the Treasury's books under "goodwill".

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 23:59 | 1653607 Ahmeexnal
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Gold as collateral.

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 00:13 | 1653635 DoChenRollingBearing
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No way Greece (or anyone else in Europe) will let other countries lay their hands on its gold.

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 00:30 | 1653678 disabledvet
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an American Admiral ran the City of New Orleans for 20 years. Given what American Staff officers and the entirety of the Officer Corps and all the soldiers, sailors airmen and marines have been getting killed for for the last 10 years "running" Greece for the next 20 would be a welcome relief--especially since the Greek PM is simply a shill for German banks and is systematically looting the country. In short "the country is collateral" and the gold will be taken just to make sure that's understood. Somebody has to stand for Western Civilization let alone the Greek people. Obviously it can't be the IMF. You'll see once a million people march on Athens. Prime Minister Poopy-doo will Scooby-doo faster than you can say "psuedo-socialist."

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 00:54 | 1653714 Rodent Freikorps
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And Molon Labe goes round the world and returns to the land of its birth.


Sat, 09/10/2011 - 09:20 | 1654188 11b40
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Go tell the Spartans......

Will today's Greeks spill their blood to defend their treasure?

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 11:49 | 1654430 Rodent Freikorps
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I'd vote no.

They seem to think more of the same will save them.

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 11:57 | 1654442 Oracle of Kypseli
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I hope by "they" you mean the Greek government shills. Because the Greek people have different ideas. 

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 08:47 | 1654133 Stormdancer
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Unless it's gone already. 

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